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Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by whoisjuan on Wednesday February 17, 2021 @09:55PM (#26174935)
Imagine having a business model so fragile that your only line of defense is to obscure the cancellation process through these tactics. Do they really think that they can curve their churn this way?

I mean best you’re doing is getting maybe another month or so of revenue from a customer who is just pushing the pain of cancelling because they are busy or lazy.

And at the end instead of getting what could be a dormant customer who can sign up later again, what you get is someone who hates your company.

What an incredibly stupid way to erode the brand of a publication, whose major asset to survive is precisely its brand.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by tech-historian on Wednesday February 17, 2021 @10:26PM (#26175235)
Back in 2006 an AOL subscriber recorded their conversation with an AOL customer service agent while trying to cancel the service. It was really bad, way worse than this NYTimes process. The NYT wrote an article about the debacle [1] and had this to say about Netflix's great customer service and ease of cancellation, compared to AOL's awful service:

"Seeing how Netflix would be so protective of my time were I to leave makes me all the more unlikely to do so."

Maybe the NYT should take their own advice.

[1] https://www.nytimes.com/2006/07/02/business/yourmoney/02digi...

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by samcheng on Wednesday February 17, 2021 @10:47PM (#26175458)
Netflix is notoriously generous here. They allegedly auto-cancel accounts that don't use the service for too long!

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/net...

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by neop1x on Thursday February 18, 2021 @04:57AM (#26177975)
Interesting. I cancelled Netflix account 7 months ago and haven't used it since. A few days ago I received "Action needed: Reset your password" due to allegedly "suspicious sign-in". After changing the password and looking into the Recent activity, I couldn't see any suspicious recent login there. So I contacted the support and they said cancelled accounts are deleted after 10 months since cancellation. So now, with 3 months remaining, they apparently send a fake "suspicious sign-in" email in an attempt to convince me to re-activate the account. The email they sent was legit (no phishing) but there was near-zero probability of someone signing in because I used netflix-specific email address and randomly generated password for this account. EDIT: I also think they are breaking GDPR by keeping the account for 10 months after cancellation.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by spuz on Thursday February 18, 2021 @05:02AM (#26178029)
It sounds like there are two departments in Netflix working against each other. One is trying to make sure that customers have a positive experience (not paying for a service they don't use) and the other trying to retain revenue by any means necessary (sending fake security warnings to artificially trigger activity on an account).
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by dorfsmay on Thursday February 18, 2021 @08:43AM (#26179686)
Yes, it is really bad.

I cancelled my Netflix subscriptions for a few months, then tried to renew and cannot because of a bug in their Credit Card process. I have phoned and tweeted and online chatted etc... Their only solutions is for me to buy gift cards, which I won't.

In the meantime, they keep sending me emails every week to beg me to try Netflix again.

So Netflix spends money to promote to me, and to answer my support requests, while they won't do a thing about their broken payment process.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by 7thaccount on Thursday February 18, 2021 @09:25AM (#26180098)
Sounds like a really interesting blog post that could also get their attention.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by dorfsmay on Friday February 19, 2021 @12:30AM (#26190096)
I'm not sure a blog would change anything.

How much more could I do (note that Netflix CS replies to the other person's reply in that thread): https://twitter.com/dorfsmay/status/1315402870661902336

Clearly, Tech (at least for payment processing), Marketing and Customer Services don't talk to each other.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by encom on Thursday February 18, 2021 @09:14AM (#26179993)
>One is trying to make sure that customers have a positive experience

...and the other is the Netflix Specials department.

EDIT: Addendum so not to be too shitposty.

I think Netflix came to Denmark around 2013 or so, and the content at the time was pretty good. Now you have to wade through a swamp of third rate trash and maybe you're lucky to find something that isn't absolute garbage. My account will remain canceled.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by kennxfl on Thursday February 18, 2021 @09:30AM (#26180138)
Using services like Donotpay which generates credit card numbers that you can then freeze instantly might be the best solution for this. You can easily get an account when good content is recommended by friends etc then just switch off the card until you need to use the service. Cancelling is a lot of work.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by PoignardAzur on Thursday February 18, 2021 @07:36AM (#26179094)
I wish you saw more absurd situations like this in cyberpunk stories.

This mixture of trying to help the consumer to boost your image and sabotaging your own consumer-friendly process to drive up revenue is what late-stage capitalism is all about.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by throwanem on Thursday February 18, 2021 @08:46AM (#26179707)
It's wild that Douglas Adams' and Infocom's Bureaucracy, an interactive fiction published in 1987, had precisely this sort of thing as more or less its whole subject matter. It's not quite exact to what we see today, of course; for one thing, it traffics in paper forms and mail-in cards, rather than web forms and obstructionist live chats. But its juxtaposition of saccharine platitudes and hostile apathy feels no less evergreen for the intervening decades.

You're right that the cyberpunk genre lacks a sufficient dose of this kind of absurdity. I think that derives in large part from its original popularizers - I'm thinking here of Gibson and Stephenson, in particular - being in such deadly earnest about everything. Gibson especially, being a literary author trafficking in genre, I think could fairly be blamed for this; Stephenson at least attempted a sense of humor in his most significant work, and sometimes even succeeded, but in his case I think it's more a flaw of worldbuilding in that the mechanisms of transition from the America of his present, to the micro-balkanized future he depicted, were insufficiently fleshed out and thus failed to capture the mounting absurdity of daily life that any such transition I think necessarily entails.

Perhaps that's a touch presentist of me, in the case of Snow Crash at least; after all, it was written in far less absurd days than these. Nonetheless, I think most who've followed have felt to some degree bound to emulate - not all, though; for example, the brilliant cyberpunk film The Fifth Element does spend deliberate effort to successfully, if briefly, depict the absurdity of life in such a dispensation.

Would that more works in the genre did the same, and in general that they would more broadly update their extrapolation of possible futures to look ahead from today, instead of from thirty or forty years ago. But that kind of work is very hard, so maybe it's not too much a surprise to see it done so rarely.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by PoignardAzur on Sunday February 21, 2021 @11:38AM (#26214820)
In general, my remark was less about absurdity and more about how the same set of incentives can produce both consumer-friendly and consumer-hostile behaviors, sometimes from the same company.

Cyberpunk stories tend to focus on the "consumer-hostile" part, whereas I think the superposition of the two and the permanent conflict between them is way more interesting.

(For instance, you almost never see review systems or consumer watchdogs in cyberpunk stories)

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by dreamcompiler on Thursday February 18, 2021 @10:51AM (#26181248)
I think Brazil did a better job of this than The Fifth Element, but yeah, I'd love to read/see more modern equivalents. Recommendations welcome.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by throwanem on Thursday February 18, 2021 @11:08AM (#26181550)
That's fair; I was tempted to say that The Fifth Element also a little bit prefigured "hopepunk", in that it is, in spite of everything, a love story with a happy ending. Brazil could maybe almost be considered the "black mirror" version of the same story, if you squint really hard at least.

In any case, I haven't watched either film in far too long. I should really remedy that soon!

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by tjr on Thursday February 18, 2021 @11:09AM (#26181576)
Bureaucracy was very enjoyable. I wish he had released that same basic content in other forms. I often think of scenes from that game in everyday life; too few other people have ever played it.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by throwanem on Thursday February 18, 2021 @11:15AM (#26181658)
Likewise. But it was so hard to get any work out of Adams, apparently [1], that it's no great surprise Bureaucracy only happened in the medium of IF.

Perhaps it's time for a reimagining - I could see it working really well as a collection of "websites" with "live chats" and "emails" and so forth, borrowing tools from the "alternate-reality game" style of organic viral marketing and turning them to an altogether nobler purpose. I think that'd be the right choice of medium to tell this sort of story today.

[1] https://www.filfre.net/2015/08/bureaucracy/

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by novok on Thursday February 18, 2021 @12:03PM (#26182383)
Its not ‘late stage capitalism’, its two uncoordinated groups in the same organization. Capitalism not required.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by sumedh on Thursday February 18, 2021 @05:04AM (#26178038)
Damm, same thing happened to me. I initially thought I was going crazy that my password was hacked but something did not feel right about that suspicious sign in email.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by captn3m0 on Thursday February 18, 2021 @06:19AM (#26178527)
I got one as well.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by mattgreenrocks on Thursday February 18, 2021 @10:44AM (#26181140)
Ditto. It was a long dormant account. It used an old password so I logged in, changed it to a unique one, then logged out.

I’m not sure I’m ready to chalk it up to nefarious motives. But it is quite suspicious.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by neop1x on Thursday February 18, 2021 @07:43PM (#26187981)
UPDATE: I've tried to log in again today with the password I reset yesterday and it no longer worked! xD So I've tried "reset password" again now and no reset password email is coming (I have checked Junk folder and even Exim SMTP logs - I can see the email from 17th there from Amazon SES but none from today).

Apparently someone from Netflix read my comments here and deactivated the account completely. :P Thanks! Sorry if I spoiled your clever marketing strategy but I think sending a fake "suspicious login" email and keeping cancelled accounts for 10 months is just not right.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by ntp85 on Friday February 19, 2021 @02:21AM (#26190569)
I think the reasoning behind keeping those cancelled accounts for such a long time is to keep the account's watchlist and/or recently played items - I'm not sure about the latter, though.

Either way, I agree with you that this is not right.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by ansible on Thursday February 18, 2021 @07:58AM (#26179277)
Did you use Netflix on any devices? Maybe one of those was trying to connect.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by neop1x on Thursday February 18, 2021 @07:18PM (#26187758)
I was thinking about it. The only place where the app was still installed was an Android tablet but no one has opened the app for many months (only me and my partner has access to the tablet and none of us opened the app). It could theoretically connect from the background by itself (I think android makes it possible for apps to run in the background) but when I tried to open the app the day after I got that email, it just displayed Update required screen (we don't auto-uldate apps on that tablet). And the suspicious login mentioned in the email was not recorded in the Recent Activity in the profile. Unfortunately I don't record all network activity on home network so can't 100% rule out this possibility but it seems unlikely to me that the app would try to connect from the background after couple of months by itself.

The email I received was "We’ve detected a suspicious sign-in to your Netflix account. Just to be safe we've reset your password and you’ll need to set a new one." with a button to "Set a new password".

It didn't mention any IP or geolocation as many other services say in such cases.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by dahart on Thursday February 18, 2021 @11:43AM (#26182064)
> I also think they are breaking GDPR by keeping the account for 10 months after cancellation.

Do you live in the US? GDPR does not apply to US companies serving US citizens. If you live in the EU, you might need to request account deletion, I think GDPR doesn't require that data is deleted, it gives Europeans the right to have their data deleted upon request. (I've read the entire code before but I don't remember the details on this point.)

https://help.netflix.com/en/node/100629

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by goatinaboat on Thursday February 18, 2021 @04:13PM (#26185637)
If you live in the EU, you might need to request account deletion, I think GDPR doesn't require that data is deleted

GDPR also requires you to be able to cancel by the same way you signed up, so any company that doesn’t let you cancel online is in flagrant violation.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by dahart on Friday February 19, 2021 @02:03AM (#26190493)
I assume you're referring to the NYT there, not Netflix? (It doesn't matter that much, because the situation is similar either way.)

NYT is a US company serving a US locale by it's very name. GDPR doesn't even automatically apply to European NYT subscribers, unless the NYT advertises directly to Europeans, or does EU business with EU offices*. The GDPR law is clear about this point, it is a protection for EU citizens regarding web sites and businesses that are focused on, directed and targeted toward EU citizens. It does not apply to interactions outside of the EU (aside from EU travelers visiting EU web sites), and it does not apply to web sites that originate outside the EU and are global that just happen to have visitors from the EU.

* The NYT might be advertising in the EU, I don't know. If it does, I'd be willing to bet that EU citizens are given an online mechanism to cancel, even though US citizens aren't...

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by goatinaboat on Friday February 19, 2021 @04:14AM (#26191112)
GDPR doesn't even automatically apply to European NYT subscribers, unless the NYT advertises directly to Europeans

It definitely does have UK specific ads, I’ve seen them, and GDPR is grandfathered into UK law.

I cancelled mine by cancelling the PayPal, there was no other way to cancel without phoning them. There is no online cancellation even for those in GDPR jurisdictions.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by hda2 on Wednesday February 17, 2021 @11:04PM (#26175609)
I wouldn't call this generosity. This is the normal conduct of normal honest businesses.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by e-clinton on Wednesday February 17, 2021 @11:15PM (#26175687)
Normal? What other business does that? I can’t think of one.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by phlo on Thursday February 18, 2021 @05:01AM (#26178020)
SkyDemon (a flight planning and navigation app) is a delight for subscribers:

* Subscriptions are for one year at a time, and have transparently indicated pricing. No "$2.71 per day, charged annually", no hidden tips, taxes or convenience fees.

* If you don't use the app for a few months, they auto-extend your subscription by an extra month as a courtesy.

* When your annual subscription is about to expire, they send a reminder a few weeks and another a few days before the expiration. If you don't renew, you get a final "Sorry to see you go, here's how to reactivate for $annual_price, if you don't renew we'll delete your stored data in a few months" email.

This is how subscriptions should work. They send an appropriate amount of notification at a good schedule to make sure you don't accidentally forget to renew, and don't pester you to death if you don't.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by Denvercoder9 on Thursday February 18, 2021 @06:45AM (#26178721)
But please offer the option to autorenew. I don't want to have to spend time renewing all my subscriptions every year. I have my subscriptions for a good reason and see their charges every time -- if I want to cancel I'll do that.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by tekknik on Thursday February 18, 2021 @07:21PM (#26187786)
This is similar to how Apple handles subs. You get notifications when subs are expiring or renewing, and if you cancel mid cycle you keep it for the remainder of the cycle usually, including free trials. Bonus, you can see all of your subs in one place, and cancel with a single tap.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by kristianc on Wednesday February 17, 2021 @11:27PM (#26175802)
If you don’t use Amazon Prime during the trial period (or over the year if you sign up for a year) Amazon auto refund you.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by eightails on Thursday February 18, 2021 @05:02AM (#26178027)
Also if you accidentally let your Prime roll over for another month and you try to cancel a few days later without having bought anything that month, they'll offer to refund the most recent payment. Happened to me a few weeks ago, I was surprised.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by ianbooker on Thursday February 18, 2021 @04:00AM (#26177562)
But canceling prime does not make you a non-customer for amazon. People tend to forget that. You can still order, you still have your account and the refund is an incentive to "come back" -- although you never left.

Not to criticize this behavior, just to set it into the proper context. Its just smart to see the potential customer in your cancellations anyway.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by helsinkiandrew on Thursday February 18, 2021 @02:52AM (#26177170)
They actually refund rather than just cancel further payments?
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by abenga on Thursday February 18, 2021 @03:21AM (#26177337)
I don't know about refunding here, but I love that whenever you cancel Prime, you receive a prorated refund for the unused portion of the period you had paid for.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by helsinkiandrew on Thursday February 18, 2021 @06:41AM (#26178690)
That's actually what I meant - that's pretty good
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by kristianc on Thursday February 18, 2021 @04:35AM (#26177806)
If you haven't used any Prime features, Amazon will refund you in full

https://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html?nodeId=...

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by Hjfrf on Thursday February 18, 2021 @11:57AM (#26182287)
They choose to offer refunds but also to bury the unsubscribe button behind 5+ screens with misleading text and reminders of what you'll "lose".

Rather than good customer service, Amazon try to be generous on the visible aspects that people might talk about, but quietly cheat you with antipatterns.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by bumby on Thursday February 18, 2021 @07:48AM (#26179186)
The fact that it’s NOT normal to act reasonably should be telling us something.

Imagine if you had to go through this exhausting process in your personal life. After half an hour since asking your spouse to help with the dishes, your spouse finally says “now that we realize using paper plates will solve your problem of dirty dishes, is there anything else I can help you with?”

We wouldn’t tolerate that in our personal life so why do we in business? After all, corporations are people...

Reminds me of the quote “Being well adjusted to a sick society is not a measure of health”

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by matkoniecz on Thursday February 18, 2021 @02:28AM (#26177007)
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by PoignardAzur on Thursday February 18, 2021 @07:42AM (#26179135)
I mean, they can afford it.

Their entire business model boils down to "exploit people's unrealistic expectations of themselves to make money". They obviously feel awkward about it, and they soften the blow a lot, which is to their credit, but at the end of the day this is where their money comes from.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by dreeves on Thursday February 18, 2021 @03:41PM (#26185222)
We don't feel awkward about it! We're leaning into it hard. See https://blog.beeminder.com/focus and https://blog.beeminder.com/defail

But it's definitely not for everyone! If your reaction to Beeminder is "I would not do anything differently and just waste money" then you are probably right and should not use Beeminder. We've been around for about a decade which we think is evidence that there are people for whom it does work.

For anyone in the category you describe (tried Beeminder, found their expectations of themself to be unrealistic, quit Beeminder) we definitely want to talk to you.

Also calibrating self-expectations is one of things many users tell us is worth paying for.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by dylan604 on Thursday February 18, 2021 @01:53AM (#26176793)
Exactly. The normal SOP is to require a credit card at the beginning of the free trial period in hopes you will forget about it and allow them to keep charging every month.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by Silhouette on Thursday February 18, 2021 @12:27AM (#26176262)
Mine sometimes does. We also tend to refund recent payments liberally if, for example, someone who hasn't been using the app in a while asks to cancel just after they've renewed for another period.

Sure, it's a principle thing, treat our customers as we'd like to be treated ourselves. But it makes sense from a purely business point of view as well.

In return for giving up some small amount of subscription revenue by putting through a cancellation that was going to happen anyway a bit sooner, we generate positive sentiment. We often get a nice thank-you message back, with extra information about why someone was cancelling or hadn't been using the app recently.

We know for a fact that we have sometimes gained new customers from referrals by those people we helped out a little. Sometimes a former customer's situation changes again later and they come back to us, too.

And the reality is that particularly with online payment methods, there's also a small risk that someone will do a hostile chargeback without bothering to even try cancelling, particularly if they forgot about a subscription and changed their email address or something like that. Even if you've done nothing wrong and provide evidence accordingly, you have a good chance of losing a dispute anyway, and one way or another it ends up costing you more than it would have done to preemptively cancel a subscription that you knew wasn't being used for a long time.

This is from the perspective of a small business in a niche market, where there is definitely a sense of community and reputation does matter. We've met some of our customers in person, and there are many more mutual connections or friend-of-friend kinds of relationships that might be relevant one day. Maybe things work differently when you're running a huge business with a strong brand in a huge market; I've never done that, so I wouldn't know. But I honestly can't imagine why we'd want to run things any other way. There are few things more valuable to a business like ours than a good reputation in the community we cater for.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by seer on Thursday February 18, 2021 @02:51AM (#26177156)
What a great attitude! I wish more businesses were like that. I had to leave a startup once, that I as a senior dev managed to drag to profitability, because I saw how they treated their customers.

It was such a sad experience- while helping out with the customer side I was wading through emails _begging_ to cancel their subscription. Some people were closing their bank accounts to do that, because the founders intentionally introduced dark patterns to hide the unsubscribe functionality.

I mean yeah they did get a fair amount of money from those schemes, but they did loose all of their senior devs in the process.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by Silhouette on Thursday February 18, 2021 @03:37AM (#26177418)
I was wading through emails _begging_ to cancel their subscription. Some people were closing their bank accounts to do that, because the founders intentionally introduced dark patterns to hide the unsubscribe functionality.

I personally don't think routine cancellation policy should even be up to the business. Deliberately preventing customers from cancelling a subscription that they are entitled to cancel, or making it unreasonably difficult or intimidating to do so, should be grounds for legal or regulatory intervention to protect consumer rights.

A basic rule along the lines that subscription services must provide a means of cancelling that would normally be no more demanding than the means of starting the same subscription seems fair to me.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by Stratoscope on Thursday February 18, 2021 @02:26AM (#26176987)
I know you don't want to self-promote yourself needlessly here, but do you mind if I ask the name of your company?

With a positive attitude like yours, it seems like something I would want to know about.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by Silhouette on Thursday February 18, 2021 @02:47AM (#26177124)
Thank you, I appreciate the sentiment. Unfortunately if I told you that, I might inadvertently be outing other parties as well through my comment history, and I don't think that would be fair. I hope that our policies aren't that unusual anyway. We're just a small business run by real people and trying to treat our customers as real people too.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by astura on Wednesday February 17, 2021 @11:25PM (#26175786)
Banks and credit cards cancel inactive accounts.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by mikepurvis on Wednesday February 17, 2021 @11:37PM (#26175860)
My experience with this was having a dormant Chase account with like $100 in it, which they chipped away at, withdrawing the $4/mo fee or whatever, until the balance was at $0, whereupon it was immediately closed.

I'm not sure if this really counts for much in their favour.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by Closi on Thursday February 18, 2021 @03:33AM (#26177405)
I closed an account with Santander and they sent the remaining monies in it to another bank account.

Then they accepted a charge on the account from a subscription I had forgotten to move, even though the account was closed, and because my account was then in deficit decided to reactivate my account without letting me know. Then they charged me an overdraft fee and daily penalties, and then eventually sent me a bill with like £120 of charges.

I challenged it and had to speak on the phone to people for ages. Eventually they took the charges off as a "one-off gesture of good faith" which annoyed me, because it still implies that it was my mistake and not theirs.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by colourgarden on Thursday February 18, 2021 @04:30AM (#26177759)
Did you close the account manually or via the Switch Guarantee service? https://www.currentaccountswitch.co.uk

If signed up to the scheme (most are, including Santander), your old bank is responsible for passing on any deposits directly to your new bank account and the new bank is responsible for processing any transactions made using your old details. This carries on for, I believe 12 months.

I found the Switch Guarantee service to be excellent and believe it's a significant driver of innovation and competition in UK banking (which is far ahead of many other European countries in my experience).

My payees from my old bank were even transferred over to my new one.

(Current account = checking account to any non-UK readers.)

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by Closi on Thursday February 18, 2021 @04:43AM (#26177866)
Ah, that's good to know for the future - I closed it manually. I wasn't told about this and didn't know about it - mind you it was a few years ago so not sure if this is a newer service.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by colourgarden on Thursday February 18, 2021 @06:08AM (#26178454)
Since 2013 although I don't know if Santander was in it from the start. I'd guess yes.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by CrazyStat on Wednesday February 17, 2021 @11:47PM (#26175940)
Wells Fargo "accidentally" failed to close my account when I went in person to close it--though they did give me a check for the balance and told me it was closed--and then when I realized six months later it wasn't actually closed, they tried to make me pay them 6 months worth of monthly fees before they would close it.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by px43 on Thursday February 18, 2021 @01:23AM (#26176608)
When I closed my Wells Fargo account, they took out all my money, charged me some account closing fee, which over-drafted and fell back to a credit card which now had a balance on it due to the overdraft and they told me they couldn't close my account. I think I ended up paying something like 130 dollars of fees just to close my account, but at that point they'd already screwed me over so many times that I just paid it all and walked out.

Terrible, terrible company.

Every person everywhere really needs to move all their money to credit unions, our banking system is so thoroughly fucked.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by lostlogin on Thursday February 18, 2021 @02:56AM (#26177191)
I closed a bank account in the UK in about 2001. I emptied it at an atm then walked into the bank to close it.

The cashier gave me all the cash I’d already taken from the account.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by freetime2 on Thursday February 18, 2021 @07:03AM (#26178856)
In the US, they would reopen your account without telling you and start charging you fees and/or interest on the amount they overpaid. I know this because it happened to me last year when American Express mistakenly refunded a credit to me twice when closing an account (one check and one bank transfer). I never even cashed the check but apparently that didn’t make a difference to them.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by aligray on Thursday February 18, 2021 @04:11AM (#26177640)
I really hope this is true, always nice to hear about the robbing happening in the opposite direction.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by lostlogin on Thursday February 18, 2021 @11:25AM (#26181793)
I gave the money back when I realised what had happened, which was about 5 minutes later.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by csomar on Thursday February 18, 2021 @05:44AM (#26178298)
Do you mean you got your balance twice?
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by lostlogin on Thursday February 18, 2021 @11:25AM (#26181800)
Yes. I gave it back.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by stevage on Thursday February 18, 2021 @01:50AM (#26176779)
Ha, I had a bank account that I opened for one specific purpose then forgot to close. It was empty. They kept withdrawing account keeping fees, sending it into overdraft. Then they added overdraft fees. When I went to close it, they tried to badger me into paying all the fees first.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by meling on Thursday February 18, 2021 @01:43AM (#26176730)
This is why I loved Simple Bank so much. No such fees; too bad they are shutting down.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by ddalex on Thursday February 18, 2021 @01:49AM (#26176766)
Perhaps that's why they are shutting down?
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by yurishimo on Thursday February 18, 2021 @03:11AM (#26177277)
No, they’re shutting down because their parent bank got bought by a bigger bank who likely wants the tech/team for something else.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by hkt on Thursday February 18, 2021 @03:35AM (#26177411)
I've no experience with the bank named and assume it is in the US, but for what it is worth, in the UK people hardly ever pay for bank accounts. It does appear to be viable, although I'm not sure how it works.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by jsmith99 on Thursday February 18, 2021 @04:53AM (#26177943)
It's subsidised by eye watering fees on unarranged overdrafts. When the FCA and CMA looked into it several years ago, the banks claimed they couldn't reduce overdraft fees or they wouldn't be able to afford to offer free bank accounts any more. Some challenger banks wanted it to be forbidden to describe such accounts as 'free'.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/business/20...

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by hkt on Thursday February 18, 2021 @02:53PM (#26184596)
Fascinating link, thank you!
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by OJFord on Thursday February 18, 2021 @03:57AM (#26177540)
Revenue from account fees must be peanuts, they make their money lending/investing/etc. deposits, in normal times interest rates are positive, so they might even pay for custom, getting more deposits, giving them more capital to make their money from.

Charging for bank accounts in North America is just like commission on retail brokers - everyone else is doing it, so why not? Eventually probably 'fintech startup challenger banks' with the novel idea of not charging will gain too much market share, and the big boys will scrap the fees too in order to compete (and barely feel it).

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by technothrasher on Thursday February 18, 2021 @06:52AM (#26178777)
The big US banks each make over $1.5B in overdraft fees yearly. Fees on consumer accounts make up about 3-4% of the big banks annual income. Not as much as they make on consumer interest payments, but those are still some pretty big peanuts. I think they'd feel it if they scrapped fees.

https://money.cnn.com/2017/02/22/investing/atm-overdraft-fee...

https://www.depositaccounts.com/blog/banks-income-fees.html

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by baron816 on Thursday February 18, 2021 @01:08AM (#26176526)
I’ve had an empty Ally bank account open for at least a decade. Still get statements for it each month. Every time I’ve tried to close it, it’s accumulated $0.01 interest, which I have to transfer out before closing. That transfer takes a few days, so by the time I can close it, I’ve totally forgotten about it, or don’t have the will to go log in.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by renewiltord on Thursday February 18, 2021 @02:09AM (#26176890)
Leave it. If you're in CA (or some other states, but I know for CA) it'll get shut down after 5 years or so and the funds will go through escheatment to the state. Then you can go get them from the state. But you have to remember not to login and ignore all notices from them.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by clintonb on Wednesday February 17, 2021 @11:56PM (#26176016)
That’s part of of most states’ escheatment processes. Inactive bank accounts are typically closed after three years, and funds are given to the state to hold until you claim them.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by jason0597 on Thursday February 18, 2021 @04:35AM (#26177801)
You can't compare an inactive bank account or credit card with a monthly subscription.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by lostlogin on Thursday February 18, 2021 @02:53AM (#26177177)
They do. I bought a house with a cheque. It was the only cheque I’d ever written and it bounced. The bank had closed the account without telling me.

Fun times.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by growt on Thursday February 18, 2021 @03:28AM (#26177382)
So did the bank close an account with a lot of money in it, or did you write a cheque for an empty account?
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by lostlogin on Thursday February 18, 2021 @03:53AM (#26177508)
Ive slightly misstated it - they closed the cheque function on the account (although the account is still called a ‘cheque account’ now, 10+ years later). The account was active but no longer had a cheque book associated with it. However I had a physical cheque book.

Cheques basically don’t exist here in NZ now.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by ThePadawan on Thursday February 18, 2021 @01:37AM (#26176692)
> normal honest

Well, which one is it? /j

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by vincnetas on Thursday February 18, 2021 @05:09AM (#26178067)
Im not native english speaker, so i'm curious is word "notoriously" is used here properly. What i know "notoriously" means "known for something bad".
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by shhac on Thursday February 18, 2021 @05:31AM (#26178207)
Notorious has at least two similar meanings; the more common one is "known unfavourably", the second meaning is a neutral "known", not positive or negative. Most people only see the word used in the negative light so shy from it in the neutral use case to avoid being ambiguous or assumed negativity.

Using it with an adjective to clarify the meaning here is fine.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by MauranKilom on Thursday February 18, 2021 @05:51AM (#26178343)
As a non-native speaker, my understanding of "notorious" so far has been what you described as the neutral form. However, to me, it does have a slight connotation of obsession or "doing it so much as to be annoying".

I am obviously not an authoritative source on how words are understood, but just wanted to add this data point.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by chickenmonkey on Thursday February 18, 2021 @05:12AM (#26178085)
Yes, it's a weird use of notorious. The commenter could have said 'famously generous' instead.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by brigandish on Thursday February 18, 2021 @06:45AM (#26178723)
It’s not weird for native English speakers and is commonly partnered with a positive term.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by soneca on Thursday February 18, 2021 @05:16AM (#26178112)
That could be “infamously”, no?
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by MrMember on Thursday February 18, 2021 @09:55AM (#26180479)
I was kind of surprised at how simple it was to cancel my Netflix account. I was even going to fill out the standard "why are you leaving?" box because I had some strong opinions on changes they had made but they didn't even have one.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by gsibble on Thursday February 18, 2021 @12:18AM (#26176186)
No they aren't. I had my account stolen twice which took calls to customer service to get back and finally cancelled which took hours and you can't do online when you can't even log into your account. I have like $90 of fraudulent Netflix bills.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by Spooky23 on Wednesday February 17, 2021 @11:40PM (#26175881)
AOL in the 90s was second only to phone companies for being able to scam retention people.

In our college house, we’d always run these rackets and get free plane tickets, CDs, tickets, etc. The phone companies were even better. At peak, we’d farm $300-600 a semester for switching long distance.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by dylan604 on Thursday February 18, 2021 @02:00AM (#26176845)
My favorite of the telco scams was from the bad old days of long distance companies called "I Don't Care"[0]. Apparently, a lot of people didn't care which carrier it was, so these asshats took it to the bank

[0]https://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/fl-xpm-1998-08-27-98082605...

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by wodenokoto on Thursday February 18, 2021 @05:14AM (#26178096)
I don’t understand. If AOL and telcos were scamming people, how did you make money off of their scams?
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by Spooky23 on Thursday February 18, 2021 @10:36AM (#26181014)
A popular scam was “slamming”. A “bad” phone company would use pressure tactics or lie and get people to sign up for ridiculous long distance plans... $5/minute or something like that.

The “loophole” on the consumer side was that of you lived with 5 roommates, you’d transfer the phone service every couple of months and then switch the long distance plans with a legit company like AT&T, Sprint, etc.

There was a period of time in the 90s where you would get a check or credit for switching... as much as $200-300! Long distance costs were in free fall and telcos were swimming in cash, so they decided to buy market share.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by 8ytecoder on Wednesday February 17, 2021 @11:57PM (#26176026)
It looks like an editorial/opinion piece. (Just to be clear I went through the same process and I hate NYT)
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by adventurer on Wednesday February 17, 2021 @10:56PM (#26175540)
AOL was great when you were on a free trial and called saying you wanted to cancel but forgot. They just kept giving me another month. I was given maybe 6 months free when it should have been 3.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by srockets on Thursday February 18, 2021 @12:50AM (#26176417)
A friend used to work for a call center handling AOL cancelations. They had a goal of keeping 85% of the callers subscribed.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by jboog on Thursday February 18, 2021 @10:31AM (#26180951)
They've been wildly successful over the last several years and are dominating the competition in online subscriptions so I think the advice they've been acting on recently is working just fine.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/11/05/business/media/new-york-t...

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by JohnTHaller on Wednesday February 17, 2021 @11:35PM (#26175844)
I said the phrase "I want to cancel cable but keep internet" 23 times to a Time Warner retention specialist then their supervisor, and I may have talked to her supervisor, too. They get paid to ignore you and read back canned responses like "but what about your favorite channels?", "what about watching sports?", etc. It was the first time my girlfriend had ever seen me angry.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by jabberwcky on Wednesday February 17, 2021 @11:57PM (#26176025)
The worst experience I had with this involved 4 customer service representatives simply hanging up (after a 30+ minute wait) after exhausting their script. I simply recorded the final call, stopping paying the bill, and sent the documentation I had to the credit reference agency when the contract went into default

At some point they sent a debt collection agency, that was much less stressful than it sounds. They called me up, "you owe $telco money", "No I don't", "oh?", "Yes, I have complete documentation of cancelling it, but their CS reps kept hanging up. Sorry, you've been had.", "Oh, this again. Sorry to have bothered you.", never heard from the debt collection agency again.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by baybal2 on Thursday February 18, 2021 @01:39AM (#26176710)
I had a funny episode with TD when I was closing the bank account when I was leaving Canada for good.

Very hard to close the account, even in person. My point was to make sure that there is no recurring payments left on the account.

Similar bullshit. You ask to close the account, and they keep asking you back with a square face.

In the end, a year after I left Canada, I get a call from collectors saying that they have $600+ debt+penalties+interest on my allegedly closed credit card from a service the bank added itself, and that they set my credit score to zero.

Then I found that TD subscribed me on some bullshit "credit alert" right in the month when I asked for account closure.

An immediate WTF was how in the world my credit card was still active. In than latter came out that TD does not let people really close their CC accounts, only "stop them," which only amounts to just hiding you CC from web UI, and that you need specifically say that you want to "really close" the account, which I did. So, next time, if will ever set my foot in the country, I will need to ask them to "really, really, really close my account"

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by kenneth on Thursday February 18, 2021 @02:31AM (#26177025)
I had, surprisingly, the opposite experience when I exasperatedly wanted to cancel my BofA account. I had had it with their awful customer service and simply wanted to never do business with them again. I went into a branch expecting a difficult process. The teller had me all sorted and done in 5 minutes. I was impressed.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by justinclift on Thursday February 18, 2021 @02:02AM (#26176853)
Errr, what's "TD"?
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by gfaure on Thursday February 18, 2021 @02:07AM (#26176879)
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by byecomputer on Thursday February 18, 2021 @03:11AM (#26177272)
They're in the US as well, both as a bank and as one of the bigger brokerage firms, TD Ameritrade
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by skinnymuch on Thursday February 18, 2021 @04:36AM (#26177815)
TD is okay in the US as a bank.

Ameritrade is owned by Charles Schwab now with TD having a minority stake in Schwab. Before that TD had a 40% stake in Ameritrade.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by oconnor663 on Thursday February 18, 2021 @01:39AM (#26176711)
Does this sort of thing still end up hurting your credit score though? I don't know how this actually works, but I feel like I've heard scary things about it.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by astura on Thursday February 18, 2021 @01:59AM (#26176834)
If that invalid "debt" was still on your credit report you'd just file a dispute to have it removed.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by HenryBemis on Thursday February 18, 2021 @02:47AM (#26177121)
When you remove an invalid debt, make sure that the bank doesn't sneak it back in. The banks "push" to the credit scoring companies on regular intervals, so although the credit scoring company-ies may remove it, unless the bank/source removes it from THEIR systems, it will be re-pushed 1-3-6 months later.

(source: Dave Ramsey's mentioned that in many of his radio shows/podcast episodes)

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by mancerayder on Thursday February 18, 2021 @08:26AM (#26179522)
6 months seems like a long latency. I've been nervously eyeing mine due to a credit payment mishap in nov/dec (of under 2 dollars) that lead to what I expected was a 30 day late payment, but as of today it hasn't shown up on the credit reports (I check two bureaus). After reading your comment my paranoia is starting to resurface.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by ahoy on Thursday February 18, 2021 @09:59AM (#26180545)
I don't see how the distinction matters to the individual consumer. It's interesting as an insight into how the credit scoring system is organized i guess
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by dd36 on Thursday February 18, 2021 @04:56AM (#26177970)
And then you have a slam dunk FCRA claim.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by mchusma on Thursday February 18, 2021 @09:41AM (#26180265)
It's very difficult as a consumer to get things off your credit report. You may be able to do.it, but expect it to take months of effort. For many small debts, it's just not worth it (and I believe this is by design).
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by hbrav on Thursday February 18, 2021 @03:52PM (#26185339)
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by lostcolony on Thursday February 18, 2021 @12:44AM (#26176390)
The one downside to cable now streaming, is that the answer I used in the past "I don't have a TV" no longer shuts them up. It used to be amazing; it seemingly broke their brains. The two, three times I had to use it, the rep fell silent for a solid 3-4 seconds, then "You...don't have a TV?" "That's right" "...okay, so that's just internet then" "Yes".
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by wernercd on Thursday February 18, 2021 @01:53AM (#26176796)
We have comcast and finally removed "tv" because the pricing changed from internet+tv = internet prices... to internet + tv = more.

The answer? was a streaming box. I expect to see a monthly rental fee for the streaming box...

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by sliken on Wednesday February 17, 2021 @11:48PM (#26175949)
Heh, comcast says the same thing. I was snookered into accepting a improved internet plan with "free HBO". Which after a few months added TV broadcast fee, and substantial other costs. I tried to move back and they literally said the are not an ISP and will not sell me an internet only plan.

I had to cancel the plan and have my "roommate" (actually my wife), start as a new customer to get an internet only plan.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by byecomputer on Thursday February 18, 2021 @03:26AM (#26177371)
That's so scummy (but also kind of funny, just the sheer audacity of Comcast). Honestly, I feel like that's so bald-faced and abusive on Comcast's part that the regulators might be interested in your story
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by function_seven on Thursday February 18, 2021 @12:09AM (#26176120)
I have a similar story with Spectrum/Charter.

I already had them for Internet access, but had DirecTV at the time for my TV.

They must have a quarterly quota to upsell to their subscriber base, so I'd get a call like clockwork every three months, pushing a cable TV package. Each time I'd tell them that the only reason I'm with DirecTV is because of Sunday Ticket (NFL package; exclusive to DTV). That always worked, until one day.

This sales rep responds with, "We have Redzone". I reply that it's not the same, and I really need the package I have with DTV. Then he says, "You know there are websites that stream all the games for free, right? Why not do that?"

Yeah, basically telling me to pirate the games.

... "That's a good point! Hell, I don't need any TV service at all then, right?"

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by walrus01 on Wednesday February 17, 2021 @11:43PM (#26175908)
If you ever need to cancel comcast, time warner or similar entirely and quickly, just tell them you're going to prison. No joke, it works.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by smachiz on Wednesday February 17, 2021 @11:44PM (#26175912)
"I'm going to prison, but I'd like to keep my internet"
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by walrus01 on Thursday February 18, 2021 @12:08AM (#26176113)
Alexa, search for very small android phones suitable for the prison wallet.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by iSnow on Thursday February 18, 2021 @04:29AM (#26177756)
Like the Jelly Pro? :)
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by walrus01 on Wednesday February 17, 2021 @11:46PM (#26175932)
Note the part about 'entirely'
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by iammiles on Wednesday February 17, 2021 @11:46PM (#26175925)
I told AT&T I was moving out of the country. The very valiant retention specialist still offered a discount on text messages for a year.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by dahdum on Thursday February 18, 2021 @11:51AM (#26182174)
That’s my go to for every cancellation, it’s better for the reps because they can log the reason as something unsalvageable.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by em-bee on Thursday February 18, 2021 @12:00AM (#26176048)
what about moving to a cabin in the mountains, or actually just find a city where this ISP is not available?
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by HenryBemis on Thursday February 18, 2021 @02:25AM (#26176984)
The good old Walden story :)
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by collinmanderson on Thursday February 18, 2021 @09:37AM (#26180213)
Honestly, telling Comcast you've already switched to a new provider is the best way to cancel quickly.

> Me to retention person: Hi, I just switched to AT&T Fiber and I'm up and running, so I want to get rid of my Comcast internet.

> Rentention person: Is this the sort of sitation where you would move your Comcast internet to a new location?

> Me: No.

> Rentention person: Ohh, well in that case, I'll go ahead and cancel you're account. Ok done now.

Literally a 4 minute phone call including automated prompts.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by justinclift on Thursday February 18, 2021 @02:05AM (#26176869)
Hopefully that bit of info doesn't get recorded into some system somewhere, and eventually make it out to other companies databases.

If it doesn't, trying to repair that damage could be an exercise in futility. :/

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by softgrow on Thursday February 18, 2021 @05:59AM (#26178397)
That seems really good advice. Next time I try to cancel my NYT subscription, I'll try that. I managed to do it entirely by email, but took 3 emails back and forth. Then in all the excitement of the 2020 US presidential election I subscribed again ... so the cycle will repeat.

P.S. there probably going to get a lot of people "going to prison" in the future so the scripts will include questions to out the fakers, who want to cancel without trouble.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by shuckles on Thursday February 18, 2021 @12:22AM (#26176221)
There is this legendary Comcast cancellation recording you can commiserate with: https://soundcloud.com/ryan-block-10/comcastic-service
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by paultopia on Thursday February 18, 2021 @09:34AM (#26180185)
LOL, cable companies are the worst. I got Mediacom to cancel my non-working service and refund my money, but only after sending a completely deranged demand letter to them[1], copying their general counsel. And you know they googled me and found that I could back my threats before they did it.

[1] https://gowder.io/pgmediacom.pdf

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by crowf on Thursday February 18, 2021 @02:03AM (#26176856)
times like this I imagine a cancellation service. Imagine paying $X to some Indian company that calls them and whenever they offer alternatives they just respond that they are not authorized to do that. Bonus if they have a think Indian accent that makes it somewhat hard to understand.

The only disadvantage is that you would probably have to give that company your billing information for that to work.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by colejohnson66 on Friday February 19, 2021 @11:32PM (#26201615)
We can also imagine that Indian company you contract to also has a contract with your ISP. So one person is arguing with their coworker over canceling a plan, but they don’t know it. Like when cops go undercover on stings and end up attempting to arrest another cop on a different sting. Yes, that happens sometimes.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by rajup on Thursday February 18, 2021 @01:03AM (#26176499)
I've used "I'm moving out of the country" with great success.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by danielscrubs on Thursday February 18, 2021 @01:39AM (#26176706)
There is no part of the government you can complain to, to put them on a shit list? Over here it’s called: The National Board for Consumer Disputes.

It keeps companies in line.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by paultopia on Thursday February 18, 2021 @09:36AM (#26180195)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha let me tell you about a place called America, where everyone is "free" from regulation, so long as you own a company ...
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by franklovecchio on Thursday February 18, 2021 @12:37AM (#26176336)
I've had success pursuing bad i.e. potentially illegal cancellation practices by filing a complaint through the attorney general's office where the company is located.

In my case: 1) First I had a rough time cancelling my account _in person_ at a T-mobile store. The remote T-mobile employees in charge of cancellation kept hanging up on the T-mobile employees calling them from the store because cancellations are bad. This was so normal to the local T-mobile employees it was laughable to them. 2) T-mobile never cancelled my account - they suspended it...and didn't tell me! They reopened it 6 months later, charged me for a few months w/o notifying me, then sent the unpaid dues to a local debt collector. I only found out after being contacted by a debt collection agency.

I was able to get both T-mobile and the collection agency they work with to "look into it", but I could not get a direct answer from T-mobile about how to fix the situation after multiple calls to them, and the collection agency relied on T-mobile to strike the debt clean.

Bob Ferguson is the attorney general for Washington where T-mobile's HQ is. Bob is THE man in case you were wondering. After filing a complaint to his office, which was then forwarded to T-mobile, I heard back from someone at T-mobile specializing in these situations in a week's time and was informed the situation was fixed and the debt was removed from my credit report.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by sliken on Thursday February 18, 2021 @04:23AM (#26177728)
Wow, had similar. I cancelled online, they said my account was in good standing, nothing owed, and killed my t-mobile.com account.

A few months later I got a collections notice for $500 from t-mobile, went to a t-mobile store, said that my account looked weird, and they had recorded me as not owning my phone, despite a clear account history that I paid full price for the phone and didn't owe anything.

Still get collection notices, but it's now over 7 years, and my credit card recovered by some 70 points or so when it aged out.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by dd36 on Thursday February 18, 2021 @05:02AM (#26178025)
FCRA claim for damages if you were denied credit or paid a higher price for something, like a mortgage or car insurance.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by alfiedotwtf on Thursday February 18, 2021 @04:58AM (#26177984)
All these stories... is this an American-only thing and is common place? Because there’s no way that could happen here in Australia
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by freetime2 on Thursday February 18, 2021 @06:35AM (#26178647)
I don’t know if it’s American-only, but it’s definitely common place in America. These stories are particularly bad but none of them are surprising to me.

I actually found the NYT cancellation process to be relatively painless to be honest. That’s how accustomed I am to painful cancellation experiences.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by sjwright on Friday February 19, 2021 @05:25PM (#26198824)
It’s mostly American. We don’t have their kind of credit rating system in Australia.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by LorenPechtel on Thursday February 18, 2021 @04:21PM (#26185762)
T-mobile can be dirty. The law specifically prohibits holding numbers hostage--but they found a way to try anyway. My employer had gone under, I wanted to keep my number. No problem with my employer, they released it. The problem was I was trying to port the number to a pre-paid T-mobile number (at the time you could buy 1000 minutes for $100/year, the unused minutes rolled over. For light use it was the best deal out there.) The port kept failing, though, puzzling the employees. I finally got the truth out of someone in a call center--there was a big bill owed (duh! But I wasn't the responsible party.) I pointed out that what they were doing was illegal, the person I was talking to didn't care.

A letter to the regulators, though, a few days later I got a call from a much more friendly person who made it work like it should have. It's amazing how much better companies behave when the regulators come calling.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by JMTQp8lwXL on Wednesday February 17, 2021 @10:08PM (#26175072)
This isn't the first time I've seen NYT cancellation process in my social feeds. It has to be a negative feedback loop cycle. People that read HN are absolutely the type that would consider paying for NYT (or at least the two cohorts have great overlap).

This cancellation process never considered the impact of internet cancel culture and rage reactions. It's far easier to damage a brand than it is to build it up.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by tasubotadas on Thursday February 18, 2021 @04:45AM (#26177892)
> People that read HN are absolutely the type that would consider paying for NYT (or at least the two cohorts have great overlap).

?? I automatically assume that articles that are written by NYT, NewYorker, and The Guardian are complete BS and should be ignored.

0 journalism found there.

Wanna spend money somewhere? Spend it on The Atlantic or Bloomberg.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by mancerayder on Thursday February 18, 2021 @09:55AM (#26180458)
It didn't used to be this bad. The NYT revamped its editorial staff and got some controversial identity politics types (Google "sarah jeong tweets" and be your own judge), and also discovered that much like Fox News, running aggressive and inflammatory headlines and opinion pieces gets clicks.

It's depressing because the NYT was more of a mainstream liberal newspaper whose main crimes were a lack of critical attitude towards foreign policy (such as the weapons of mass destruction fiasco). Its domestic reporting was decent. Now the domestic reporting is pitting Americans against one another.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by wycy on Thursday February 18, 2021 @08:34AM (#26179597)
Interesting grouping. I would've put The Atlantic and The New Yorker in the reputable group, and Bloomberg in the BS group.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by tasubotadas on Thursday February 18, 2021 @09:46AM (#26180340)
Cancer: CNN, FoxNews, Vice, The Guardian, Business Insider

Bad: NewYorker, New York Times, The Information

Not Bad: The Economist

Good: The Atlantic, Axios, Bloomberg, The Politico (at least in the EU)

Very good: Reuters

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by LordAtlas on Thursday February 18, 2021 @09:49AM (#26180397)
> I automatically assume that articles that are written by NYT, NewYorker, and The Guardian are complete BS and should be ignored.

Can you please elaborate on why you feel that way?

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by mancerayder on Friday February 19, 2021 @08:32AM (#26192934)
The OP's claim is a little strong but in my case, it's a narrative and opinion pieces that melt in with the news. We used to have international and domestic news, and an Opinions section that had the narrative. Now, we have opinions mixed in all three, inflammatory headlines, and missing data (one-sidedness), with more extreme assertions in Opinions.

For a younger person, perhaps they wouldn't notice? I have been reading NYT and Guardian since the early 2000s, and canceled the NYT this summer when they failed to report really major events in NYC that didn't match narrative (looting and rioting that was directly observable for two days). I realized at that point we had a real problem.

The Guardian has always been more openly activist, and I have a lot of respect for their Snowden work. But Trump being in the front page for four years was a bit much.

I'm pretty happy with Reuters and to a lesser degree Bloomberg (whom I pay per month 7 times what I was paying for the NYT subscription).

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by gostsamo on Wednesday February 17, 2021 @11:57PM (#26176031)
How often do you see NYT articles on the front page? It is very rarely for me.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by hctaw on Thursday February 18, 2021 @12:55AM (#26176455)
They've been trending the last couple days.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by gostsamo on Thursday February 18, 2021 @01:10AM (#26176536)
Last couple days have only one story from NYT with ore than 100 upvotes. I didn't bother with checking further than second page of results, but though there are lots of submissions, rarely they get more than a couple of upvotes.

https://news.ycombinator.com/from?site=nytimes.com

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by ma2rten on Thursday February 18, 2021 @02:00AM (#26176844)
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by kortilla on Wednesday February 17, 2021 @11:50PM (#26175968)
> People that read HN are absolutely the type that would consider paying for NYT (or at least the two cohorts have great overlap).

Unlikely considering the general popularity of articles highlighting their incompetence/malfeasance. See: slatestarcodex articles of the last week

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by D13Fd on Thursday February 18, 2021 @12:16AM (#26176173)
Honestly they got me for a couple of years with this. The $10/month digital subscription was hitting my credit card, but every time I tried to cancel I ran into issues. It took took quite a while before I got annoyed enough to put the effort in to actually cancel it.

It is such a scummy tactic. I tell everyone not to subscribe to NYT just based on that experience.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by Theory5 on Wednesday February 17, 2021 @10:01PM (#26175006)
This happened to me with audible. They didn't have the cancel subscription on the app. Had to hunt for it on the site.

Was asked if i was suuuuuuure i wanted to leave, 3 separate times before it canceled.

Definitely not thinking of doing that again, or like i do for some streaming services, pay for a couple months, stop, then pay for a few more.

Utterly rediculous.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by tgsovlerkhgsel on Wednesday February 17, 2021 @10:15PM (#26175125)
Another related dark pattern: When cancelling a Prime trial, Amazon makes it appear as if you're going to lose the Prime benefits immediately, not at the end of the trial, to keep you from cancelling early.

(It seems like you DO keep them until the end of the trial, but you only get told that after cancelling)

Together with their decreased support quality (agents barely understanding what I write + the typical "tell the customer what they want to hear so they go away and give you a good CSAT, by the time they realize you lied it won't matter for you anymore"), I have a _very_ low opinion of Amazon. They still have a service (delivery time), price (free shipping) and consistency advantage in many cases, but it's quickly shrinking, and I am much more likely to buy from alternative places if they can make a competitive offer.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by macNchz on Wednesday February 17, 2021 @11:37PM (#26175856)
Same story with a full Prime subscription, not just the free trial, they use several dark patterns to confuse you about what will happen when you actually hit the cancel button.

When I found myself slowly buying fewer things on Amazon a few years ago and decided to cancel Prime after many years as a subscriber, I was so grossed out by the cancellation process that I’ve actively avoided ordering from them ever since.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by ryandrake on Wednesday February 17, 2021 @11:56PM (#26176017)
I just got fooled by another Amazon dark pattern and ended up with a Prime free trial I don’t want. Went to cancel it immediately, and wow so many hoops to jump through. Hopefully I did it right. If they end up forgetting I canceled they are getting a chargeback so fast it will make their heads spin.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by eythian on Thursday February 18, 2021 @06:33AM (#26178631)
Curious, I cancelled mine yesterday because they messed up my billing and wouldn't/couldn't unsuspend it¹, so the CS person suggested to cancel and resubscribe. I did have to confirm about three times that this is what I wanted to do, but in no case was it hidden or not obvious.

¹ it was a bit of a mess, they first tried to bill an empty credit card, but only notified me after several attempts when prime was actually suspended. I added a regular credit card, but they don't conform to the new EU rules about authentication so it just got declined. Again, they didn't tell me they were even trying. So I added a SEPA account which is possible through the UI, but apparently they required a credit card. In the end I just cancelled, and re-signed up under the amazon of the country I live in (which is fairly new, hence not doing it the first time.) At least I get another free trial month for the hassle.*

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by macNchz on Thursday February 18, 2021 @11:43AM (#26182054)
I cancelled it a couple of years ago so perhaps things have changed, but afaik I'm not alone in feeling it was intentionally designed to confuse...lots of scrolling, multiple buttons with slightly different wordings, confusing warnings about when exactly the benefits end.

Just the fact that I–a software engineer and longtime Amazon customer–felt compelled to open a new tab and Google questions about the cancellation process, seemed ridiculous to me. Plenty of less tech savvy folks are sure to have been confused, tricked or given up in the process.

https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-55637140

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpEQ4OWNO4Y&feature=emb_titl...

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by eythian on Friday February 19, 2021 @07:20AM (#26192345)
FWIW this was amazon.de, it could be the flow there is different.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by slang800 on Wednesday February 17, 2021 @11:01PM (#26175587)
I've experienced the opposite with Amazon. If you complain about a product you've gotten they simply refund the full purchase price, no need to return the item or anything. I've even gotten months of prime refunded by telling them I forgot to cancel.

I assume that eating the cost of a bad purchase is cheaper for them than upsetting a long-term customer.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by dingaling on Thursday February 18, 2021 @02:10AM (#26176899)
I've never had that experience with Amazon UK, they've always demanded that the broken / damaged item be returned.

On one occasion when I had to return an item I ended up £30 out of pocket because it had to go by courier instead of post, due to length. I had to argue with their customer support to obtain recompense despite it having been them who told me to send it courier. The item was only worth £80.

Nowadays I just use Amazon as a price baseline but shop elsewhere.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by vinay427 on Thursday February 18, 2021 @03:56AM (#26177531)
On returned items, both Amazon US and Amazon DE have been quite helpful. I think Amazon US is even more over-the-top, but I think the local retail standards for this are much higher in the US so it makes sense.

On memberships, I don't mind the Prime cancelling issues very much because they seem to always credit back a month if you later tell them you forgot to cancel. Unfortunately, there are annoying dark patterns when signing up, hiding the "No thanks" button when trying to get through an order, etc.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by tonyedgecombe on Thursday February 18, 2021 @05:35AM (#26178241)
I just returned an item and they arranged for a courier to collect. They acknowledged the return after one day and credited my account the following day.

The only thing I noticed is they hide the collection options under a button. By default they encourage you to drop off at a depot or post office.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by alpaca128 on Thursday February 18, 2021 @12:25PM (#26182689)
In my recent experience this has changed drastically. Amazon was on average the cheapest, fastest online marketplace I'd used, and any issues were resolved within an hour.

Now I'm still waiting for a product I ordered 3 months ago. The only option I have is contacting the seller - who doesn't respond. I wrote a review about the experience, which then got promptly removed.

More recently I've ordered a few things from multiple places, the one outstanding delivery is from Amazon, and now almost a week late. It'll probably be the last one; their obvious lack of interest regarding fake reviews, review resetting and obfuscation, misleading pricing, counterfeit products and the constantly shrinking number of quality products have taken a toll. More often than not products are shipped from China, making it a worse choice than many local competitors who may ask higher prices for delivery but at least ship in two days instead of two weeks, have a phone support hotline and a reason to care.

Very slowly but steadily the reasons I started using Amazon's platform eroded away until it became more or less a more approachable middleman for aliexpress dropshippers.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by treeman79 on Wednesday February 17, 2021 @10:04PM (#26175030)
Signed up for some hosting online.

Cancelation apparently required a fax. Got a legal friend to help me write a scary letter.

Service was promptly canceled.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by jcims on Wednesday February 17, 2021 @10:58PM (#26175560)
The other issue with audible cancellation is that you throw away your credits...but then if you try to spend 5-10 credits quickly it becomes challenging...so you don't cancel. lol
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by xxxtentachyon on Wednesday February 17, 2021 @11:20PM (#26175734)
They say this, but your credits aren’t actually thrown away immediately (at least they weren’t in 2018 or thereabouts). I learned this by ending up in exactly the position you describe - trying to get rid of credits before canceling - except I gave up with one or two left. To my surprise, they were still there once I was done canceling.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by 8note on Thursday February 18, 2021 @01:12AM (#26176550)
When I cancelled audible, it wouldnt even let me use the app, let alone use credits I had
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by HenryBemis on Thursday February 18, 2021 @03:39AM (#26177433)
Stating the obvious here: it is a Service. When you stop the provision of a cellular service, you immediately lose access to the the service. If you have not consumed the remaining of your points/credit/etc. I find it hard that the service provider would be nice enough to let you consume them points/credit/etc.

Exceptions will exist, but the general rule is such.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by 542354234235 on Thursday February 18, 2021 @10:01AM (#26180569)
> it is a Service.

No, it is subscription. Much like a magazine subscription, where you are purchasing the magazine each month, you are purchasing credits each month that you can use to buy audiobooks that you then own (yes yes, do you really “””own”””” things in the digital world of licenses, blah blah). So losing access to the app, and therefore the audiobooks you purchased, is not how it is supposed to work.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by HenryBemis on Thursday February 18, 2021 @12:43PM (#26182961)
> is not how it is supposed to work

But THIS is how it works. This reality doesn't fit your paradigm. But the reality prevails.

In other words, when you stop paying them.. it stops. You can no longer consume the goods, past-present-future. You call it subscription. I call it a service. Because in my mind a subscription to a Newspaper is "News-as-a-Service. I stop paying Amazon, I lose the AWS. I stop paying the Economist, I lose access to all (present-past-future) issues.

Downvote all you want. Call it what you want. Still.. someone give me an example where the subscription ENDED, and they still have access to the Benefits. If not.. you're welcome. NaaS. Unless you get the paper-copy. Then you ACTUALLY bought the "News" and ONLY because YOU control the physical medium (the paper its printed on).

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by 542354234235 on Thursday February 18, 2021 @01:22PM (#26183489)
> someone give me an example where the subscription ENDED, and they still have access to the Benefits

Literally Audible. The person that couldn't access the app is not the norm and likely had some sort of problem. You can access the app after you cancel and can continue to download and listen to books you've already bought. That is why it is a subscription, not a service.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by vinay427 on Thursday February 18, 2021 @03:58AM (#26177544)
That's not how Audible works. You buy the credits with your subscription unlike an unlimited-consumption model such as Netflix. As a result, they have a policy of allowing credits to be used for a limited time after canceling: https://help.audible.com/s/article/do-i-keep-my-credits-if-i...
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by jcims on Wednesday February 17, 2021 @11:22PM (#26175751)
This is excellent info thank you!
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by tvphan on Thursday February 18, 2021 @05:08AM (#26178064)
This probably has to do with Apple charging 30% for any in-app payments so Audible didn’t bother implementing any payments / subscriptions functionality on their app.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by Dissley on Thursday February 18, 2021 @10:31AM (#26180942)
When I canceled my audible subscription I wasn't aware that I also would loose my remaining 7 credits...

I will not subscribe again after this experience.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by Causality1 on Wednesday February 17, 2021 @10:38PM (#26175375)
Same, then you get bombarded with ads on Amazon for a free trial despite the fact you're logged into your Amazon account and Amazon knows damn well you're not eligible for the free trial anymore. I quit Audible after prices stopped being related to length. At the $17 a pop for the three-hour books I was buying it was going to cost me $900 to get the whole series. Nope!
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by BugWatch on Thursday February 18, 2021 @12:33AM (#26176301)
Ah, that must be famed "Beetlejuice(, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!)" technique.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by AlexandrB on Wednesday February 17, 2021 @10:58PM (#26175557)
> Do they really think that they can curve their churn this way?

I don't know. Ask Amazon[1] I guess?

My point is that it's wrong to attribute this to a "fragile" business model. It's just plain, old greed and contempt for the customer.

[1] https://www.techtimes.com/articles/255977/20210114/amazon-pr...

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by eplanit on Thursday February 18, 2021 @08:36AM (#26179623)
Its brand is about all it has going for it. It's the IBM of journalism. We like to think it's still a leader, but we're kidding ourselves in doing so.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by namibj on Thursday February 18, 2021 @11:07AM (#26181548)
To be fair, POWER 10 is an absolute beast. They did make the mistake of using a custom DRAM connection method (in itself actually good), for which there exists only one chip to translate it to normal DDR4. This chip uses someone else's IP for the DRAM controller part. This other company is against the system running with open firmware.

Apart from that, they're great.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by xkeysc0re on Thursday February 18, 2021 @09:18AM (#26180037)
I had this thought the other day - what was the last big story the NYT broke that wasn't Trump related in some way? Like, actual investigative work whether in local governments or in other countries. I can't think of a single significant story that the NYT itself broke and led the charge on
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by eppsilon on Thursday February 18, 2021 @10:58AM (#26181353)
FWIW, they won a Pulitzer for this investigative story about NYC taxi drivers: https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/19/nyregion/nyc-taxis-medall...
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by xhkkffbf on Thursday February 18, 2021 @11:40AM (#26182021)
Good try, but just grep for Trump and you'll find the connection.

"Mr. Freidman, who was partners with Michael Cohen, President Trump’s former lawyer, disclosed the plan in a 2012 speech at Yeshiva University. "

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by Bud on Thursday February 18, 2021 @11:02AM (#26181444)
If you think this, you clearly don't read the NYT regularly.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by xkeysc0re on Thursday February 18, 2021 @01:25PM (#26183524)
I read it regularly and work there. I should edit my comment to say "recently"
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by genericone on Thursday February 18, 2021 @01:47PM (#26183835)
Suggest you delete this comment to prevent your cancellation. You appear to be a rational but dirty not-good traitor after all. /s
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by xkeysc0re on Thursday February 18, 2021 @03:57PM (#26185413)
You can't be cancelled if you never say you're sorry.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by christophilus on Thursday February 18, 2021 @07:26AM (#26179016)
This is what throwaway credit card numbers are for. I'd like to see that concept become more mainstream. If you make it hard for me to cancel a service, fine. It's a single click in a well-designed financial app: delete card.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by jrrrr on Thursday February 18, 2021 @08:34AM (#26179594)
CapitalOne calls these "virtual numbers".

I think the primary feature is limiting the damage of a compromise.

It sounds great to also use this as a way for the customer to cancel service with an unwilling company, but I think in practice they may come after you with a collection agency.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by ceejayoz on Thursday February 18, 2021 @08:33AM (#26179588)
Gyms will send you to collections for this, as not paying isn’t the same as canceling. I’d be afraid of the NYT doing the same.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by hnrodey on Thursday February 18, 2021 @11:05AM (#26181505)
SiriusXM did this exact thing to me. Temp credit card declined and they kept my service active and continued to try to collect from me. I wasted hours of my life going through this cluster.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by jdauriemma on Thursday February 18, 2021 @12:07AM (#26176104)
> Do they really think that they can curve their churn this way?

I'd bet that a small percentage of cancellation requests are waylaid by these sorts of underhanded tactics. Even if the success rate is low, it's still not zero.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by rjmunro on Thursday February 18, 2021 @06:43AM (#26178706)
But are they measuring the effect of people telling their friends how bad the experience was, or posting it on HN?
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by slg on Thursday February 18, 2021 @02:29AM (#26177011)
>Do they really think that they can curve their churn this way?

Yes, because it actually does work. If you need proof, just call up one of these companies and say "I am cancelling because your service is too expensive." Odds are decent that you will get some type of promo offer to keep you. If there is any competition in your area for internet/cable and you have never done this, you are wasting money.

OP could have also had any number of other problems that could have been solved by these retention specialists. Basically they are doing the equivalent of an IT person asking if you have turned it off and back on again. That might be frustrating for the type of people who read HN and know better, but the reason they ask it is because there are legitimately issues that can be solved by this extremely basic level of support.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by jboog on Thursday February 18, 2021 @10:30AM (#26180936)
I get that ending the subscription is annoying and I wish they hadn't done it but claiming they have a "fragile" business model is just wrong.

They are WILDLY successful. Their operating profit jumped 28% last year and literally are blowing away the competition in overall subscriber numbers and growth. It's really not even close

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/11/05/business/media/new-york-t...

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by speby on Thursday February 18, 2021 @11:35AM (#26181952)
As with many things in life, if it didn't work, they wouldn't do it.

So to answer your question, yes, it probably does reduce churn, if only slightly. Is there an occasional person who goes to try and cancel, runs into this byzantine process and then says, ah fuck it, I'll just stay subscribed so they don't have to deal with this bullshit? Yes, but probably only infrequently.

Instead, it infuriates all the rest who DO go thru the byzantine process and add more frustrating to whatever reason they were already intent on canceling from in the first place, as was demonstrated in this OP's chat transcript.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by helsinkiandrew on Thursday February 18, 2021 @02:51AM (#26177161)
I wonder if this isn't a profitable practice though.

However much annoying these processes are (I had to suffer an identical Financial Times cancellation process last week) They know how much it costs to take cancelling users through an account specialist and presumably they get enough people to continue subscription to make it worth while.

A continuing paying customer now is worth far more than someone who may subscribe again in the future. And even if you're sick of their cancellation process, if you want to read NY Times news again you'll signup.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by tonyedgecombe on Thursday February 18, 2021 @05:38AM (#26178270)
What they can't measure is the fact that I won't sign up in the first place because of their poor reputation.

My guess is there are a lot of potential subscribers reading stories like this and deciding not to bother with a subscription.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by HenryBemis on Thursday February 18, 2021 @03:16AM (#26177311)
A question can to mind, and this is the answer:

Thousands of Americans Waste $348 a Year on Subscriptions They’re Not Using [0]

It makes perfect sense to have a 'shield' that will minimize the 'quitters'. And this article focuses on streaming services only.

People who want to leave a service are probably NOT coming back. So an effort to keep vs lose forever has little downside.

https://www.gobankingrates.com/saving-money/budgeting/americ...

Edit/addition: regarding your ".. I wonder if this isn't a profitable practice though." Well they keep doing it, so.. at some point they ran the numbers and they saw it is better for them. Perhaps in 10y this may change, we will notice by the change of corporate practices. Profit will determine this.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by Puts on Thursday February 18, 2021 @03:14AM (#26177301)
I pay for a lot of subscription services like music- and film streaming, and SAAS-services but would never ever give my contact- and payment details to a newspaper or magazine. Newspapers and magazines brought their death on them self imo. People will pay for your service if they can trust them with their information, and not be harassed.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by christkv on Thursday February 18, 2021 @01:37AM (#26176691)
I just tell them I’m unemployed and wosh nobody wants to offer me any services at all.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by criddell on Thursday February 18, 2021 @10:15AM (#26180715)
In the past I've responded "it's personal" when they ask why I'm cancelling. That seems to work.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by ilaksh on Thursday February 18, 2021 @07:52AM (#26179235)
I bet there are one or two executives who decided it would be this way. They should be named and removed. This is a prime example of an issue with simple hierarchies: the single point of failure.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by snarf21 on Thursday February 18, 2021 @09:24AM (#26180090)
This is why we need a CPA with teeth. The should be that if you can sign up with a click on mobile, you can cancel the same way. The amount of regulatory capture in our plutocracy is maddening.
Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by dheera on Thursday February 18, 2021 @12:21AM (#26176213)
I had a similar thing with Comcast which kept referring me to their retention department and asking me to call.

I replied to them no less than 5 times, each time pointing out that (a) I don't have time for phone calls (b) their terms and conditions permits cancelling by e-mail.

Another way is to notify them once by e-mail to end your subscription per [insert T&C clause and citation] and just stop paying. If they don't get payment they'll stop anyway, and if they come chasing after you, you have the notification you sent.

Re:Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take ... by jrochkind1 on Thursday February 18, 2021 @12:50AM (#26176420)
comcast has been doing it for years, it seems to be working out pretty well for them?