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Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by SkyMarshal on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:07AM (#48957342)
Claude is the only one that looks like an asshole. The rest are just circular, or not even that. Does every circle in the world look like an asshole? Car wheels? Pizzas? Camera Lenses? Ferris wheels? This is like a Rorschach test.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by mirekrusin on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:13AM (#48957408)
OpenAI is more... open. Maybe that's what they wanted to communicate.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by lo_zamoyski on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:30AM (#48957559)
A good question to pose to Sam.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by isodev on Saturday July 18, 2026 @09:04AM (#48957806)
Or perhaps the logo is a depiction of us, the little "products" running around burning and paying for tokens... we're certainly more receptive after a few months of subscription softening-up.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by gumby on Saturday July 18, 2026 @10:10AM (#48958339)
They should have chosen the domain goatse.ai
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by chungusamongus on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:33AM (#48957585)
Buttholes occur in nature all the time
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by subscribed on Saturday July 18, 2026 @09:01AM (#48957781)
If I not misheard (I don't know, just remember it), even the fetus development basically starts from the butthole.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by tremon on Saturday July 18, 2026 @11:20AM (#48958931)
The embryo, not the fetus. Pretty sure that's referring to gastrulation, where the cell blob splits into multiple layers to start cell specialization; it does this by curving in on itself, and the cavity formed by this process becomes the intestinal tract: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gastrulation#Protostomes_versu...

However, that all happens at the embryonic stage (around day 9). At the point where the embryo has advanced sufficiently to be called a fetus (around week 9), the body has already sufficiently developed so that it's impossible to say where "fetal development" starts: https://embryology.med.unsw.edu.au/embryology/index.php?titl...

Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by tremon on Sunday July 19, 2026 @07:53PM (#48972813)
> (around day 9)

Typo; should be day 17/18.

Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by throwaway173738 on Saturday July 18, 2026 @09:26AM (#48957981)
I read somewhere that the first invertebrate animal ate and excreted through the same butthole-shaped oriface.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by rsa4046 on Saturday July 18, 2026 @10:10AM (#48958337)
Some still do: it's called a gastrovascular cavity, and is present in marine invertebrates such as Cnidaria (jellyfish, coral polyps, anemones), Ctenophores (comb jellies); Platyhelminthes (flatworms, tapeworms).
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by woadwarrior01 on Saturday July 18, 2026 @02:02PM (#48960516)
Yeah, I learnt about this from the amazing Max Bennett book: A brief history of intelligence.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by chungusamongus on Saturday July 18, 2026 @09:03AM (#48957791)
That's beautiful
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by redanddead on Saturday July 18, 2026 @10:47AM (#48958635)
Evolutionary it’s one of the first things to develop, see coleopteres

Millions of species are just tubes

Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by wartywhoa23 on Saturday July 18, 2026 @12:10PM (#48959377)
Further generalized as tori in terms of topology, and humans are no exception.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by warumdarum on Saturday July 18, 2026 @10:28AM (#48958477)
I wouldn't give much on the opinion of a topological donut. I should know, I'm one
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by yreg on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:37AM (#48957600)
And if I had to choose, I would say that the Claude logo is probably the most distinct / imaginative out of the ones listed.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by rikima_ on Sunday July 19, 2026 @08:59AM (#48967844)
i remember it's similar to one of the symbols in Vonnegut's books so not entirely original
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by elictronic on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:49AM (#48957689)
I didn’t realize Claude owned half of the companies.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by Kiro on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:57AM (#48957748)
Yes, a lot of commenters here (and the author) outing themselves.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by amanaplanacanal on Saturday July 18, 2026 @09:51AM (#48958141)
Connoisseurs of fine buttholes.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by anal_reactor on Saturday July 18, 2026 @09:54AM (#48958161)
It's less about how most of them look like different stages of fisting party, and more about the fact that they have zero distinctive elements. Despite the amount of ads being shoved down my asshole, I still find it difficult to recognize different brands. Meta and Gemini being the worst offenders, if you show me these two logos in a week and ask what they are, I'd have zero clue they're even company logos. This is the level of failure we're talking about.

I think this is peak millennialism because the design is supposed to be as inoffensive as possible and therefore shows absolutely nothing.

Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by mondobe on Saturday July 18, 2026 @10:46AM (#48958621)
I'll trust you on this subject, anal_reactor
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by mike_hearn on Sunday July 19, 2026 @09:12AM (#48967940)
It's not millennialism, it's driven by Apple and Google constantly changing the rules around what app icons need to look like. The logos are all just adaptations to app store rules.

1. They have to be square. That immediately eliminates basically all logos that are just the companies name and forces everyone to adopt some sort of symbol.

2. They have to have solid backgrounds and rounded corners.

3. They are supposed to match Apple's theme, whatever it is this year. In practice this means simple solid geometries and not anything too fancy or detailed.

4. They have to be recognizable at a wide range of sizes, including very small.

5. If you want your logo to appear in a notification bar then the rules get even harsher. A tiny square, no detail, and it has to make sense in black and white. Note that the ChatGPT app puts such an icon into the macOS menu bar, so a logo that didn't work in black and white and at tiny sizes would be a problem for them.

When you combine these constraints what you're left with is variants shapes that fill the area inside a square, but which are not themselves square as iOS icons are actually "squircles", which can work in colour or black and white, and which can be recognizable at small sizes. So that's what you get.

The only way out of this boring-ass Sahara Desert of visuals would be for Apple and Google to redesign their operating systems in such a way that icons no longer mattered as much, or could be non-square shaped.

Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by throx21pizza on Saturday July 18, 2026 @10:22AM (#48958431)
Great... now every time I look at a fresh pizza in the delivery box, cross-cut into 8 slices, I will think of Vonnegut's drawing and buttholes. Thanks a lot, SkyMarshal, for putting this association in my head!!
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by sapphirelimetea on Saturday July 18, 2026 @10:35AM (#48958531)
> Ferris wheels?

Yes because the spokes are the lines that go to the center

> Camera [apertures]?

100% - they even "wink"

> Does every circle in the world look like an asshole?

Well every asshole is circular and every person has an asshole so we are biased toward seeing them everywhere. Any prominently placed circle will always trigger an evolutionary reaction. Do I:

A) Sniff it

B) Hump it

C) Bite it

D) Vibe code slop with it?

Why do you think so many squares work in tech? It's because they don't hire assholes (circles)

Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by jambalaya8 on Saturday July 18, 2026 @10:47AM (#48958638)
All due respect, but is anyone's asshole actually circular? Asking as most asshole seem to me to be squished closed and more starry-slat-like. Functionally speaking a circular asshole would be terrible; sphincters are important.

The logos do look too canonically similar in general, though. :(

Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by redanddead on Saturday July 18, 2026 @10:46AM (#48958625)
Bite is always the answer
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by redanddead on Saturday July 18, 2026 @10:44AM (#48958604)
Claude is the worst offender

GPT is kinda Celtic

None of the Chinese labs have this buttholeness

Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by dd8601fn on Saturday July 18, 2026 @12:21PM (#48959486)
OpenAIs annoys me. In the “can’t be unseen” way.

The lines don’t actually work. Like they asked their bot to make a solomons knot style logo and it flubbed it.

But apparently it was good enough for purpose.

Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by rglover on Saturday July 18, 2026 @11:23AM (#48958968)
> Does every circle in the world look like an asshole?

One man's trash...

Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by srcoder on Saturday July 18, 2026 @05:16PM (#48962506)
One is still fresh, the other ones trashed
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by ludicrousdispla on Sunday July 19, 2026 @04:02AM (#48965898)
As was often said in my Sculpture program (and more often for other parts of human anatomy) ... 'recurring forms in nature'
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by VladVladikoff on Saturday July 18, 2026 @07:43AM (#48957159)
>Then came the redesign: a perfect circle with a subtle gradient and central void.

I don’t see the gradient, their logo is black and white. Where’s the gradient? Was this written by an AI hallucinating?

Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by yorwba on Saturday July 18, 2026 @07:57AM (#48957251)
OpenAI's own logo description was also written by you-know who: https://openai.com/brand/ The part I find funny is "right angles introduce the precision and structure that technology demands" while the logo is hexagonal and has no right angles at all. Precision and structure not included!
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by bob778 on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:25AM (#48957513)
I’m convinced this is a joke by Ives cause there’s no way he’d approve that description without checking it had 90 degrees
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by tokai on Saturday July 18, 2026 @10:15AM (#48958375)
Why not, he's a thieving idiot.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by lpapez on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:01AM (#48957282)
You are absolutely right! It was an honest mistake on my part. The absence of colour is the smoking gun.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by Sankozi on Saturday July 18, 2026 @07:55AM (#48957232)
Lines are getting thinner closer to the center. This is not a gradient, but I understand what they meant. AI would use correct word for this.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by bbx on Saturday July 18, 2026 @07:45AM (#48957172)
You're right, there's no gradient.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by airstrike on Saturday July 18, 2026 @07:44AM (#48957168)
Ironically, yes.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by adonovan on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:03AM (#48957300)
This trend is far older than the AI era. The British magazine Private eye for many years in the 1990s had a running joke in which each issue displayed the new logos of old companies that had spent a fortune on rebranding. All of them were variations on circles.

Naomi Klein in her book No Logo interprets it as a form of abstraction away from the passé and less profitable business of whatever concrete task those industries used to do, and towards outsourcing, branding, and financialization as an end in itself.

Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by designerarvid on Saturday July 18, 2026 @07:39AM (#48957122)
They’re apertures; symbolically things emerge from them.

“…but that’s really all a butthole is, an aperture” - Louis CK

Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by estearum on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:12AM (#48957395)
No, they're definitely the reverse. They're "the singularity." Most obviously clear in Grok's which is a literal pictogram of a black hole. But these are entities that suck things up, not produce things.

The mental model of the superintelligence, to a true believer, is much more like a thing that consumes our world (hopefully for the better) rather than a thing that exists within the world and "produces stuff" in it.

Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by robotbikes on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:27AM (#48957536)
Perfect analogy for AI actually a reverse butt-hole that sucks up the internet like a blackhole and then you go to it and it shits out as much of an answer as you are willing to feed it by massaging it with electrical stimulation. And now our digital world is being contaminated with all of this digital fecal matter further hastening the enshittingulatity.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by eranation on Saturday July 18, 2026 @07:44AM (#48957164)
Aperture Science

We do what we must because we can For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead

Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by Sharlin on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:16AM (#48957443)
This explains so much.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by inigyou on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:10AM (#48957370)
We doodoo what we must.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by derektank on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:09AM (#48957359)
Claude’s logo is closer to a dandelion than an aperture (though closer to a butthole than either)
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by sparsesignal on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:12AM (#48957398)
Also, did you try clicking the Claude logo? https://x.com/ertug/status/2072339797708849398
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by dmd on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:26AM (#48957526)
This seems to no longer work, or at least, I clicked over 100 times and didn't get anything.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by sparsesignal on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:30AM (#48957560)
It's still working for me, but only on the web (desktop) interface.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by lilbigdoot on Saturday July 18, 2026 @09:41AM (#48958079)
That actually made me cackle ty
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by amarant on Saturday July 18, 2026 @10:27AM (#48958461)
Wow the animation makes it really look like an asshole!
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by magneticnorth on Saturday July 18, 2026 @10:31AM (#48958502)
https://xcancel.com/ertug/status/2072339797708849398

to see it if you aren't logged in to x

Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by lemagedurage on Saturday July 18, 2026 @10:35AM (#48958525)
Sometimes it feels like we're living in an episode of Silicon Valley, the show.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by penteract on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:02AM (#48957288)
This brought to my attention the following claim by OpenAI, regarding a logo which does not have any right angles:

> right angles introduce the precision and structure that technology demands

https://openai.com/brand/#:~:text=right%20angles

Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by shakna on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:41AM (#48957633)
> Our primary wordmark requires prescribed clear space and should NOT be used with the Blossom.

Ironic missing space right there...

Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by elif on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:13AM (#48957414)
I'm gonna choose to believe they all involved AI in the design process and AI has a cheeky fetish for humiliating humans.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by genepope on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:12AM (#48957387)
A butthole and a drain hole. Sounds like they are spot on. Give it to society in the butt and drain all societie's resources
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by stared on Saturday July 18, 2026 @07:52AM (#48957215)
I am almost certain it is star or spark.

But again, if someone is looking for assholes, they will find them.

Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by inigyou on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:12AM (#48957388)
Reminds me of the Telecom New Zealand rebranding. The old logo: the word Telecom, with lines through the "o" reminiscent of wires passing through a loading coil. The old name: Telecom (obviously) as in telecommunications. Conveys: We do phones. We do wires. We do long distance talking.

The new logo: basically identical to Claude's current one but blue. The new name: Spark. Conveys: absolutely nothing, the blank slate business, our executives don't actually know what we do.

Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by dingdingdang on Saturday July 18, 2026 @10:15AM (#48958373)
>> The new logo: basically identical to Claude's current one but blue. The new name: Spark. Conveys: absolutely nothing, the blank slate business, our executives don't actually know what we do.

This is my experience as well, people drawn to leadership in our present time often have absolutely no idea about anything except the -idea- of business. Which of course makes things vaguely "professional" seeming while they effectively destroy businesses/organisations.

Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by mtct88 on Saturday July 18, 2026 @07:37AM (#48957107)
Never thought about it.

But now I can't unsee it.

Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by z7 on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:10AM (#48957369)
I never saw any buttholes in them. Maybe this is some kind of Rorschach test.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by stared on Saturday July 18, 2026 @07:50AM (#48957197)
In a similar vein, some time ago I got curious why the Grafana logo looks like the Zerg emblem see https://www.reddit.com/r/grafana/comments/1o79zxy/grafana_lo....
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by frays on Saturday July 18, 2026 @07:47AM (#48957182)
> Why do AI company logos look like buttholes?

What did AI say when you asked it? I got a slightly funny but reassuring answer.

Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by estetlinus on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:13AM (#48957415)
It the synthetic IQ goatse
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by adam_patarino on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:03AM (#48957302)
When we started work on our logo for Rig I literally told our design agency we cant do butt holes
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by vb-8448 on Saturday July 18, 2026 @07:50AM (#48957199)
I guess it has to do with the fact that everything is greyscale nowadays ... did you notice there are no more coloured cars, and the few that are there are all faded.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by dnemmers on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:03AM (#48957296)
I'm guessing limited car colors benefits the manufacturers more so than the customer. Less choice means less cost. Additionally, by avoiding 'polarizing' colors, they likely won't have issues with unsellable stock.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by HPsquared on Saturday July 18, 2026 @10:05AM (#48958282)
Can also be a side effect of cars being so expensive, people want to minimise depreciation so choose conservative colours.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by HPsquared on Saturday July 18, 2026 @07:59AM (#48957262)
I think because people are visually overstimulated from all the content in their phones, they prefer plain minimal design in the physical world.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by LtWorf on Saturday July 18, 2026 @09:46AM (#48958113)
It's not about what people want, it's about what designers all sheepishly follow.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by sib on Saturday July 18, 2026 @11:59AM (#48959273)
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by rsynnott on Sunday July 19, 2026 @04:29AM (#48966038)
The cars are primarily an efficiency thing; it's more efficient to just make a few colours. The requirement for those colours to be boring _may_ be coming to an end, though; see the Renault 5. It only comes in five colours, but two of those are yellow and green. Anecdotally, pretty much every Renault 5 I see around is yellow or green, so apparently people like it.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by mianos on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:01AM (#48957283)
Same, I often wondered why the openai logo looks like an interpretation of goatse.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by elthor89 on Saturday July 18, 2026 @07:39AM (#48957126)
Thank you. I once asked Claude the same. It reminded me of the flag from the tv show community
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by LtWorf on Saturday July 18, 2026 @09:46AM (#48958116)
E pluribus anum
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by wartywhoa23 on Saturday July 18, 2026 @12:19PM (#48959460)
Fits great for companies whose business is devouring everything in sight, digesting it, and selling the end result to end users.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by minikomi on Saturday July 18, 2026 @07:57AM (#48957252)
Does the openai logo look like that because .. OpenAI? Then others followed suit?
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by pharrington on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:08AM (#48957357)
This blogger's gonna go nuts when they learn about the ouroboros.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by zapkyeskrill on Saturday July 18, 2026 @07:52AM (#48957211)
It's good that it (they?) identified the smoking gun, and a fact that changed everything
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by Mistletoe on Saturday July 18, 2026 @07:35AM (#48957095)
Form follows function but really it’s just probably modeled on the founders.

Kudos to DeepSeek and Midjourney for doing something different.

Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by Avicebron on Saturday July 18, 2026 @07:56AM (#48957250)
DeepSeek has the best logo.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by BatteryMountain on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:08AM (#48957347)
What if, your brain is over-sexualized and you are obsessed with butthole, to the point your mind associate almost all round objects/shapes with buttholes? Maybe the logo's aren't the problem but rather degeneracy stuck in the brain. Now, think of a doughnut. Disgusting. :p
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by dudul on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:11AM (#48957377)
The logo for the Brazilian Institute of Oriental Studies is a masterpiece :-)
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by ReptileMan on Saturday July 18, 2026 @07:59AM (#48957264)
Because they are ran by assholes?
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by farfatched on Saturday July 18, 2026 @07:35AM (#48957099)
AI plop.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by andrewstuart on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:08AM (#48957351)
If I start an ai company I guarantee I will get a butthole logo and it will be animated.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by feverzsj on Saturday July 18, 2026 @07:46AM (#48957176)
That's the universal symbol of enshittification.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by jdw64 on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:06AM (#48957325)
I also wrote about this before[1], and I think it's because the design itself ultimately targets specific consumers.

[1]https://www.makonea.com/en-US/casual/programmers-sell-ox-not...

Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by Leonard_of_Q on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:02AM (#48957290)
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatrist suggests they start with a Rorschach Test. He holds up the first picture and asks the man what he sees.

"A man and a woman making love in a park," the man replies.

The psychiatrist holds up the second picture and asks the man what he sees.

"A man and a woman making love in a boat."

He holds up the third picture.

"A man and a woman making love at the beach."

This goes on for the rest of the set of pictures; the man says he sees a man and a woman making love in every one of the pictures. At the end of the test, the psychiatrist looks over his notes and says, "It looks like you have a preoccupation with sex."

And the man replies, "Well, you're the one with the dirty pictures."

Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by tda on Saturday July 18, 2026 @07:41AM (#48957140)
What is seen, cannot be unseen
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by MeteorMarc on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:11AM (#48957378)
My son remarked: because they produce shit.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by Alien1Being on Saturday July 18, 2026 @07:42AM (#48957149)
Perhaps to symbolise the quality of the material they extrude...

Slop rhymes with plop.

Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by drstewart on Saturday July 18, 2026 @07:53AM (#48957224)
Why'd Bill Gates name his company after his thing?
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by _jsdp on Saturday July 18, 2026 @07:41AM (#48957145)
Reminded me of Gavin Belson Signature from Silicon Valley :-D
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by keyle on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:10AM (#48957372)
A brilliantly designed horizontal logo to fit on server racks!
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by levzettelin on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:27AM (#48957529)
"I like it! It's bold!" lolol
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by yen223 on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:18AM (#48957461)
It's because OpenAI starts with an O, and an O looks like a butthole?
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by j3th9n on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:18AM (#48957463)
Because life in the womb starts at the butthole.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by ks2048 on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:22AM (#48957487)
Walmart Logo
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by seydor on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:24AM (#48957508)
More like design by iPhone. They keep making the corners rounder and rounder, so the only way to be safe is a round logo.

Of course this is a uniquely american problem. The world uses android

Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by imhoguy on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:29AM (#48957544)
Yeah, after recent Samsung One UI and Google icons change...hm.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by whycome on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:25AM (#48957514)
The flag of India gives me that vibe.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by saltdoo on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:25AM (#48957516)
Something about Claude logo looking like Kurt Vonnegut's drawing in Breakfast of Champions always made me hesitant to use Claude.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by dingdingdang on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:27AM (#48957530)
Talking about bad design what on earth is going on with Amazon's new fav-icon, it's the same reddish-orange as Alibaba and Aliexpress and looks utterly unremarkable.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by throw83939r0r on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:28AM (#48957540)
Maybe author watched too many dog videos? Every dog face looks like anus, it can defecate and lick in both direction. Once you go dog, entire world is your a toliet and every thing turns into buthole!

Dead bird on road? Better lick it, not to miss its cloaka!

Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by lo_zamoyski on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:30AM (#48957553)
Interesting Rorschach test.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by HPsquared on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:30AM (#48957555)
Their product is a result of digestion.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by nelox on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:35AM (#48957593)
Once seen, it cannot be unseen. Thanks.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by code_duck on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:38AM (#48957606)
The OpenAI logo and “swirling hexagon” in general is reminiscent of the old logo of SNET (Southern New England Telephone), except it’s a pentagon. I used to draw this on my book covers at school to make life feel more engaging.

https://logodix.com/logo/1065826.jpg

Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by wartywhoa23 on Saturday July 18, 2026 @12:16PM (#48959437)
S-net. This thread got hairy real quick.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by paulnpace on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:39AM (#48957618)
Are people who use lots of AIs butthole surfers?
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by lucasfcosta on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:40AM (#48957622)
Fantastic article. It started like a joke but then added some pretty interesting notes (still using a funny tone).
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by thinkthatover on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:42AM (#48957646)
imo: sub-conscious messaging to get you used to looking at a loading screen for a large portion of your workday
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by ozgung on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:45AM (#48957669)
Before all of these AIs, HAL 9000 was designed as a shiny asshole with a glowing red light at its center. He was also a real asshole.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by Arun2009 on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:49AM (#48957693)
Jung might have seen a relation to circular maNDalas, which as per him were apparently everywhere: https://www.google.com/search?udm=2&q=circular+mandala

IIRC, circular maNDalas as per Jung draw your attention towards its center, which is the most important part of the maNDala. For Jung, the circular maNDala represented the self - the totality of the psyche - with the center representing its organizing principle. I've noticed how this pattern naturally arises in circular flowers, with the petals serving to draw the bee in to the center where the reproductive structures and nectar are located.

I realize that I am not really helping matters much, but thought would mention this anyway.

Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by classified on Saturday July 18, 2026 @08:53AM (#48957720)
Did they make you sign an NDa for your spelling of mandala?
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by Arun2009 on Saturday July 18, 2026 @09:22AM (#48957949)
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by driverdan on Saturday July 18, 2026 @09:29AM (#48958002)
Thanks for sharing, I'm not sure how I've never heard of this before.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by classified on Saturday July 18, 2026 @02:17PM (#48960650)
TIL! The "NDa" is one of the "Prenasalized consonants".
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by wartywhoa23 on Saturday July 18, 2026 @12:20PM (#48959481)
It's just that the center is Non-Disclosable.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by hmstx on Saturday July 18, 2026 @09:16AM (#48957899)
"Why so many brands change their logos and look like everybody else".

In the past year(s) I have noticed a few icons in my Android phone turning into the same thing.

For a long time there was Uber, white on black. And then others thought white on black was the cool thing to join in on, making the reduced icons of the following look the same : Uber, Soundcloud (they kept their sigil at least), Swile, Qobuz, myNoise. I'm sure if I installed more junk I'd have seen more.

Even myNoise who goes against tech grain! To their credit, they added an orange circle background to it sometime this spring. Soundcloud execs woke up and went back to their trademark orange. But, heck.

Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by lofaszvanitt on Saturday July 18, 2026 @09:40AM (#48958076)
Someone watching too much porn :D.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by dvh on Saturday July 18, 2026 @09:56AM (#48958189)
Circle is the perfect shape. Take a rock, throw it in a water, you get circular ripple. Throw a brick, circular ripple. Throw a bicycle, circular ripple.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by voxleone on Saturday July 18, 2026 @11:04AM (#48958772)
Circles are aristocracy in Flatland[0]. In advertising[1], they reign no less supreme.

[0] https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/45506 [1] https://inkbotdesign.com/circle-logos/

Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by hdgvhicv on Saturday July 18, 2026 @10:11AM (#48958348)
Hexagons are a far better shape.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by felooboolooomba on Saturday July 18, 2026 @10:20AM (#48958415)
I have a dirty mind, but I don't agree that all of them look like that. Claude is definitely looks like an external rectal sphincter. Grok is a ring that men have used for erectile dysfunction.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by pikuseru on Saturday July 18, 2026 @10:23AM (#48958439)
If your butthole looks like Copilot I recommend you have a trip to the doctors for a check up
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by ionwake on Saturday July 18, 2026 @10:32AM (#48958506)
Ill be honest I wasnt expecting this to be on point
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by wartywhoa23 on Saturday July 18, 2026 @10:35AM (#48958523)
This is the worship of the eye of the Horus, of the entity that is both all-seeing and all-engulfing.

Black Sun, Saturn (hexagon in OpenAI logo, anyone?), saturnalias and all the ensuing and tangential cults. The ouroboric cult of Singularity, etc.

The clergy beyond those AI corporations uses those symbols to express the intent for power, total control and surveillance.

The amount of esoteric obsession of those who print and own money to feed the AI beast, is staggering.

To each according to his wits.

Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by someguynamedq on Saturday July 18, 2026 @10:41AM (#48958580)
Do you know what the ouroboros represents?
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by wartywhoa23 on Saturday July 18, 2026 @11:46AM (#48959157)
The ever-failing attempt to attain the ever-eluding meaning that is always beyond all words and other means to express it.

The knowledge that can never be caught into a fixed form. The Mercury of alchemists.

The paradox of "war is peace", "slavery is freedom" and the like, and both the promise to solve it (by striving to close the gap between Ouroboros' mouth and tail), and eternal damnation of the elusive drift of all meanings in its unresolved state.

A certain 3rd entity around which the duality of the visible world evolves and revolves, remaining out of its scope, which is better expressed by the Caduceus.

Also, the attempt to conceal that invisible third hermetically, which always fails without failing, fractally and recursively generating all the spectrum of meanings from this single underlying paradox, the resolution of which was sought after by alchemists in the form of Lapis Philosophorum.

I could go on and on, but this can only be experienced, not expressed.

Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by rayiner on Saturday July 18, 2026 @11:01AM (#48958743)
We won’t have real AGIs until they can see this kind of pattern in logos.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by hnburnsy on Saturday July 18, 2026 @12:04PM (#48959319)
Openai's logo has always bugged me because it looks like three interlocking chain links that the designer did not align properly.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by antaviana on Saturday July 18, 2026 @12:06PM (#48959334)
At least Grok has the courage to recognize it is a black hole.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by fittingopposite on Saturday July 18, 2026 @12:28PM (#48959545)
That was a good and funny read
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by br0ceph on Saturday July 18, 2026 @01:05PM (#48959926)
Is it me, or AI company CEOs' faces, also look like buttholes?
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by ChrisArchitect on Saturday July 18, 2026 @01:49PM (#48960384)
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by drgo on Saturday July 18, 2026 @02:48PM (#48960975)
Logos reflect the ambient cultural trends. This is the Butthole Age
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by srcoder on Saturday July 18, 2026 @05:14PM (#48962490)
"Shit in, shit out!" Everything makes sense now
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by wseqyrku on Saturday July 18, 2026 @05:44PM (#48962753)
I think it reflects the centralized nature of their services. They can't think out of buttholes.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by opengrass on Saturday July 18, 2026 @07:15PM (#48963406)
Because it's the fascination of Sam Altman, they want to be like him.
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by arnab777 on Sunday July 19, 2026 @06:11AM (#48966601)
now i cannot unread it .
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? by stwn on Sunday July 19, 2026 @07:12AM (#48966958)
hungry man thinks of bread