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Re:Bill Gates tries to install MovieMaker on Monday September 07, 2026 @07:15PM (#49604017)
“You do it”

“No, you do it”

“Get Bill to do it.”

I can’t wait for the Alien / Blade Runner crossover prequel where we find out Tyrell was Weyland’s long lost Dad.

And the black goop in Prometheus is actually made from Midi-Chlorians.

Re:I ran Photoshop on a £0.60 computer chip on Saturday August 22, 2026 @05:34AM (#49398070)
At last a post about computing that appeals to me. Low powered and energy efficient computing.

I’ve actually been wondering if it could be possible to design a small computer that powered off in between key presses (paired with an e-ink screen.) If the CPU state could be stored and reloaded in between key presses. I was mainly thinking about turn based games on an e-ink device, but I guess it could be suited to anything event driven that triggered the next set of CPU cycles to perform some work before a “sleep” instruction put the computer back into hibernation.

I did search online to see if anyone was thinking about something similar and there was a paper “Design of a nonvolatile-register-embedded RISC-V CPU with software-controlled data-retention and hardware-acceleration functions” which looked interesting.

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S277306462...

If you don’t like it don’t use it
Re:Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? on Saturday July 18, 2026 @10:23AM (#48958439)
If your butthole looks like Copilot I recommend you have a trip to the doctors for a check up
Re:Show HN: Ant – A JavaScript Runtime and Ecosystem on Saturday July 11, 2026 @05:22PM (#48876002)
The thing that caught my eye immediately was the sandboxing. I have no idea why Node and npm don’t have sandboxing by default. It would greatly help with some of these worms and supply chain attacks.
Re:Almost Always Unsigned on Wednesday July 08, 2026 @07:58PM (#48839087)
What if I’m making a 2d game and need to go left
Re:Pi square is nearly 10 on Sunday July 05, 2026 @12:10PM (#48795361)
BBQ
No.
Re:Replacing JavaScript with Just HTML on Sunday December 28, 2025 @07:42AM (#46410677)
“Layers upon layers of opaque incantations”

You’ve described software.

Re:Replacing JavaScript with Just HTML on Sunday December 28, 2025 @07:35AM (#46410638)
Because a team of browser engineers have already written and reviewed the code to do it for you; and (hopefully) it’ll be performant, properly tested and accessible… ;-D
Re:Making a game on a custom bytecode VM in 7 days and 3kB on Friday December 26, 2025 @07:02PM (#46397748)
Of the many cool things I liked about this, removing the missile from the array by swapping it with the last missile and decrementing the missile count was a nice trick.
I remember being idealistic when I first started. Now I’m just jaded and cynical. Don’t try looking for meaning in any of it, you won’t find any. The system just churns along. And everyone with it. Play the game and nod along. Your job doesn’t define who you are. Just be thankful because you could be in a worse situation.
Re:Nearly all UK drivers say headlights are too bright on Thursday November 20, 2025 @03:47PM (#45997488)
I’m glad it’s not just me. These LED headlights are terrible and dazzle me all the time. It’s especially bad with SUVs that have lights right in your eyeline, when you’re driving a “normal” car.
They’re probably still quite useful for displaying tabular data - there’s also semantics involved, it’s not primarily just a layout mechanism.
Re:People with blindness can read again after retinal implant on Saturday October 25, 2025 @07:42AM (#45703079)
Free healthcare as well
Re:Apple Photos App Corrupts Images on Thursday September 18, 2025 @04:16AM (#45286959)
“It just works”
Re:A QBasic Text Adventure Still Expanding in 2025 on Thursday September 18, 2025 @04:13AM (#45286935)
Windows 10
How about making a new game with help from your son (even if it’s ideas) and making some new memories? ;-)

The problem I found is that a lot of the stuff I made is tied to the hardware, OS and SDKs I used to make and run it (especially PalmOS and J2ME stuff - although Apple is just as bad.)

Luckily I’ve been able to find an emulator called Cloudpilot Emu to run some of my old PalmOS games in the browser.

I think if I was doing a game now and wanted to be able to look back on it in 10 to 20 years time I’d be doing it in C with SDL or JavaScript - although you’re betting on those being around. Or at least some virtual machine / runtime that could be ported to some new OS / platform.

Re:Long Term Support on Friday August 01, 2025 @02:08PM (#44760301)
I wish most software was developed and supported like this
Re:JavaScript Trademark Update on Saturday June 28, 2025 @05:49PM (#44408437)
Can I invent a language called Larry Ellison Script and trademark it
Re:What is a modern successor to HyperCard? on Sunday June 08, 2025 @09:48AM (#44216983)
I think Scrappy may have been mentioned on HN a few weeks ago, not sure if that fits what you’re looking for.

https://pontus.granstrom.me/scrappy/

Re:How much oranger do red orange bags make oranges look? on Monday April 14, 2025 @08:39AM (#43680643)
Glad I’m not the only person stood there focusing intently over my spectacles on orange skin looking for defects through the red plastic netting.
Re:I want a good parallel computer on Saturday March 22, 2025 @03:03PM (#43447812)
No mention of the Transputer :(
It’s because the folks who are the middle-aged adults with disposable income in their 40’s and 50’s used to have computers from the 80’s.

Although one of the benefits of them is that you can still play and program for them (and even on them.) They’re simpler and more immediate.

Hope you don’t mind but I’ve copied this So I can refer back to it ;)
Switch off the computer and your phone, take a break from analysing things, take a breath or two, and go for a walk. Give yourself space. Take pleasure from the small ordinary things, without placing any expectations on yourself or the day. Be kind to yourself. Play.

You're a human being, not a human doing.

Re:The Acorn Archimedes and the first ARM processor on Sunday December 20, 2020 @12:29PM (#25487900)
It’s only obscure if you’re writing from a position of ignorance.
Re:User's Kindle eBook collection revoked by Amazon (2012) on Tuesday August 25, 2020 @06:14PM (#24276850)
Relevant related article: https://www.jacobinmag.com/2013/11/sharecropping-in-the-clou...

Maybe one day there’ll be alternatives, you’ll be able to buy and own books and read them on devices like the Open Book:

https://itsfoss.com/open-book/

In the meantime I’ll be sticking with old paper books.

On the downside they take up a lot of space (but I guess that’s why we have public libraries, charity shops and second hand book shops.)

On the upside they have a great battery life.

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