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Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by bz_bz_bz on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @05:27PM (#50459653)
If his personal security detained the person videoing them and offered them money to sign an NDA, it feels like something they had experience with. Could this just be the tip of the iceberg?
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by pcbro141 on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @05:38PM (#50459806)
Most likely. It's hard to imagine an ultra rich man who is already unfaithful to only be having sex with 2 women. Wouldn't be surprised if there was a lot more, including paid encounters.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by kappi on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @05:42PM (#50459867)
If you see two ants in kitchen, actual count is not 2!
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by matthewdgreen on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @07:55PM (#50461461)
This is actually an instance of the German Tank Problem.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by sk5t on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @07:58PM (#50461494)
Are you implying his partners bear serial numbers?
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by adrianmonk on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @08:14PM (#50461670)
Presumably so. Evidently he is a serial philanderer.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by fatbird on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @11:14PM (#50463004)
golf clap
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by ElProlactin on Thursday November 12, 2026 @12:36AM (#50463453)
In Jensen's case, probably the clap.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by lazyasciiart on Thursday November 12, 2026 @12:39AM (#50463476)
I see no evidence that he doesn’t have parallel affairs.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by ethbr1 on Thursday November 12, 2026 @04:11AM (#50464820)
The actual SIMT architecture of his affairs is more complicated but achieves higher throughput.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by kridsdale1 on Thursday November 12, 2026 @12:10AM (#50463302)
Check with Ludacris for an example of this phenomenon.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by dh2022 on Thursday November 12, 2026 @12:28AM (#50463391)
I am pretty sure CCP assigns serial numbers to its spies…
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by skinfaxi on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @08:47PM (#50461959)
"Beware of the camel's nose"
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by hartator on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @10:09PM (#50462562)
2! = 2
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by syndacks on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @06:22PM (#50460391)
You’d do the same! We all would!!
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by jan_m_savage on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @07:11PM (#50460969)
eh.. speak for yourself. There are people with conscience out there in the world.

I wonder if you'd still think the same after you read Defoe's Roxana and Dumas fils's Lady of the Camellias.

Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by bar8uyr on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @07:24PM (#50461106)
Would you?
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by the_sleaze_ on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @07:45PM (#50461355)
Better question: who cares?
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by bar8uyr on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @07:54PM (#50461452)
Are you saying you don't? I would if I'd done that. If you don't you might want to start doing.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by ozozozd on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @08:08PM (#50461613)
Those who care about good judgement and not having unnecessary surface area for blackmail or other exploits.

No one is calling him a sinner.

Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by stirfish on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @08:29PM (#50461812)
Can't blackmail if nobody cares.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by skinfaxi on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @08:48PM (#50461974)
I think that's what the pedophiles are trying to do, move the overton window so it's not such a big deal.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by somenameforme on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @08:51PM (#50461999)
Pedophilia is illegal, and that's not changing no matter how many grotesque articles are written. Adults having consensual sex with other adults is not illegal.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by skinfaxi on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @09:10PM (#50462171)
Sorry I see how my point can easily be missed as I brought this up kind of randomly in a thread about otherwise legal behavior. My point is the normalization of deviance.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by stirfish on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @09:05PM (#50462134)
I'm struggling to understand what you are trying to say. Why did you bring up pedophiles?
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by skinfaxi on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @09:10PM (#50462165)
In media for stories surrounding Epstein and that class of people, we often hear of 'underaged girls' instead of 'children'. That is part of the shift of the overton window. Modern media is replete with children being put into adult situations (not necessarily media targeted at children, mind you) and that only helps to blur the line.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by stirfish on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @09:13PM (#50462202)
Okay cool. Maybe next time you have a thought related to raping children, maybe consider seeing if it relates at all to the thread you're in before you start typing.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by skinfaxi on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @09:17PM (#50462239)
The whole point is reducing the care. You can't blackmail what people don't care about. Your response is pretty callous. Saying "next time you have a thought related to raping children" like what the fuck?
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by stirfish on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @09:38PM (#50462388)
If I said "you can't blackmail people for littering because people don't care, but littering is still wrong.", would we be making the same point, or is there a connection between this and Epstein that I'm missing?
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by skinfaxi on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @10:09PM (#50462566)
If there was an effort to downplay littering in media then yes but I'm not aware of it. There's no direct connection to Epstein beyond blackmail. I regret bringing it up, I thought it would make for interesting discussion.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by stirfish on Thursday November 12, 2026 @08:23AM (#50466731)
It just seemed to come out of nowhere, and following that guy saying he doesn't care about adults having affairs, it sounded like you were trying to say that anyone who doesn't care about this is somehow condoning child abuse? Which is why I was sure there was an Epstein connection I was missing, and also why I had a hostile reaction.

Now that I know where you're coming from, yeah, that is interesting.

Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by pixl97 on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @08:30PM (#50461814)
There's a saying, and I have no idea if there any truth to it, that you can't blackmail French CEO's and government officials this way. Their wives already know they are cheating on them and the public expects it.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by Haven880 on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @09:03PM (#50462115)
Chinese also the same. Super rich Chinese typically expected to have mistresses with the legit wife controlling access. It is abnormal for super rich Chinese not to have mistresses. Historically only one Chinese emperor did that monogamy thing, but he died young, so that probably the real reason. Western kibgs are bizarre monogamous by Chinese culture standard even today.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by kodoman on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @09:21PM (#50462268)
I believe this is true yes, you would have a hard time getting anyone to care. You should be worried anytime you are in a union with a French man (or Lady). See Cardinal Richelieu and French alliances behind the backs of the Catholic League.

I say this as a Brit and we are the same, only we are just as perfidious (maybe worse) but hide it from are selves and others so we are easy to blackmail.

Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by mitthrowaway2 on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @09:02PM (#50462096)
Even if you don't care about the adultery aspect, or the spying aspect(!), having sex with the people who report to you is a huge problem. First of all the power imbalance complicates questions of consent. Secondly, even if that's all fine, there are legitimate questions that could be raised by other employees about objectivity and favoritism. And for all of these reasons and more, it reflects very poorly on a leader in terms of their judgement and impulse control, which are reasonable traits to want a CEO to have.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by lazide on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @09:29PM (#50462326)
If you think that is the only crazy/insane/bad thing involved in these situations, I have a bridge to sell you.

Notably, it does get folks incensed, and it’s a good way to take out a senior leader if all other leverage fails.

Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by wat10000 on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @09:32PM (#50462353)
Who said it’s the only one? We can criticize them all.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by lazide on Thursday November 12, 2026 @09:36AM (#50467967)
I just find the pearl clutching on this particular topic hilariously naive. Especially with the Epstein files having been such a big topic for years and years now.

It’s clearly some kind of hit piece. Dumb of Huang to have stepped on whatever landmine he did, let alone allow himself to get this exposed, but whatever.

I wonder if it’s someone trying to short Nvidia?

Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by wat10000 on Thursday November 12, 2026 @10:44AM (#50469288)
As someone who doesn't cheat on their spouse or have unethical relationships with subordinates, it's frustrating to see bad behavior from powerful people and have the reaction be "There's a lot more where this came from, so it's not a big deal. This is just a hit piece."

Is it that hard to keep your wiener out of people who report to you? Why is the reaction "this is really common and it's unfair to target this guy" and not "at least one of them is finally seeing some consequences, now let's hope there's more to follow"? Apparently having and expecting basic ethics is "pearl clutching." Fuck that. If powerful people are commonly awful and I expect better from them, that's a problem with them, not with me.

Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by lazide on Thursday November 12, 2026 @02:13PM (#50472625)
Oh you’re wildly misunderstanding my point.

Of course he should be fired for this.

The reality - at these levels - is that to rise to these levels typically requires that others involved feel comfortable they have enough leverage on you that they can force you out ‘quietly’ if they need to do so.

Which is what is happening.

I’ve seen some wild things that were allowed to continue because the math was paying out at the time.

Somewhere the math changed, and this is the consequence.

Post election ‘cleanup’ in approach?

Change in expectations on future growth trajectory?

Someone with their own interests (shorting the stock) got too much leverage?

This is already costing individual folks billions, and shareholders hundreds of billions. that kind of thing often involves someone’s ‘chess moves’, even if it’s just them blowing up in their faces.

Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by wat10000 on Thursday November 12, 2026 @03:35PM (#50473854)
I'm not sure I understand your point any better now. Are you saying that "should" is irrelevant to what actually happens and that it's all about what makes money? I'd completely agree with that. But I don't see what that has to do with "I just find the pearl clutching on this particular topic hilariously naive." or "If you think that is the only crazy/insane/bad thing involved in these situations, I have a bridge to sell you."
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by Forgeties79 on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @09:24PM (#50462285)
Those of us with a moral compass?
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by nozzlegear on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @10:46PM (#50462830)
[delayed]
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by rustcleaner on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @09:55PM (#50462487)
Yes. :3
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by marcus_holmes on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @07:59PM (#50461513)
No, that's the point, we wouldn't. And if we would then we should not be in charge of an extremely large organisation.

Part of the point of all this is that he's supposed to be in control of his emotions and able to make the best decisions without letting his emotions interfere.

If he can't even make the very simple decision to keep his dick in his pants in this very clear breach of commitments he has publicly made, then what other terrible decisions is he making? What other commitments will he break because it feels good and he can't control himself?

Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by lmz on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @08:54PM (#50462035)
Plenty of leaders throughout the years, most notoriously royalty (leaders in an "extremely large organization" if there ever was one), have been doing this.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by marcus_holmes on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @09:01PM (#50462094)
Yes, and they were eventually held accountable for shit like that, and we moved away from monarchies.

It's a sign of a really bad leader that they do this.

Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by lmz on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @09:28PM (#50462312)
Or maybe it's inherent to power and the recent trend is against human nature. You cannot seriously say that this is a major concern in moving against monarchies. After all, the royals are just the most well known ones (because it involves succession). Plenty of non royal powerful people also do so.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by nozzlegear on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @10:42PM (#50462800)
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Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by t-3 on Thursday November 12, 2026 @01:16AM (#50463680)
Infidelity is as old as the institution of marriage. Very few people are ever ostracized for it, and most of those were women. Among elites, it was usually expected to have lower-status women for fun and not to bother the nobly-bred wife for anything other than bearing legitimate heirs.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by lazide on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @09:28PM (#50462313)
squints really hard looks at US president laughs.

Maybe eventually. After they have been doing it for decades. When it’s inconvenient for folks now.

Notably, every senior woman leader I worked for had something similar going on too.

Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by wat10000 on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @09:31PM (#50462334)
Royalty are also notoriously bad leaders a lot of the time.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by steve_taylor on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @09:18PM (#50462246)
I'll believe you when you're a powerful billionaire and you don't get caught.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by kodoman on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @09:31PM (#50462343)
> he's supposed to be in control of his emotions and able to make the best decisions without letting his emotions interfere.

I agree but that ship sailed a long time ago and this action is being blown out of proportion.

Look at the president of the US that is a guy who has to go (and all the people around him) and is still in office.

Quite frankly he has had an affair with consenting adult women not trafficked children why are the knives out for him when this is all he has done?

Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by marcus_holmes on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @11:50PM (#50463182)
> Quite frankly he has had an affair with consenting adult women not trafficked children why are the knives out for him when this is all he has done?

Because he made commitments to people to not do this.

If you promise to do (or not do) something, and then you break that promise, you should be held to account for it. It should be obvious that you cannot be trusted to keep promises in future. Nothing you say should be believed, because you are clearly an untrustworthy person. You should not be trusted to make decisions that involve other people's money.

And, in addition. If you're a manager, you are responsible for the people reporting to you. You're the adult in the room. If your idea of managing people includes having sex with them, then that is an indication that you are unable to manage people.

This is not about consent. It's a different set of concerns than e.g. Russel Brand. This is about Huang not living up to the professional standards that we expect from people in authority. It's about being a good, trustworthy, custodian of other people's money, and about being a good choice as CEO of this business. Not having enough self-control to avoid these situations is a really good indicator that he is not a good choice for this role, because of that lack of self-control. If he can't control himself, how can he be relied on to control the organisation?

Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by kodoman on Thursday November 12, 2026 @06:22AM (#50465673)
> If you're a manager, you are responsible for the people reporting to you. You're the adult in the room.

> This is not about consent. It's a different set of concerns than e.g. Russel Brand.

My point was the president who has brought about an expensive war is an example of this times 1000. I think all we can infer from this is he is unfaithful to his wife, the inference you make about his commitment to his fiduciary responsibility is incorrect to me. They are different things and he has not shown he has been a highly effective CEO who actually has technical knowledge.

Perhaps I am overly cynical but I think a lot of CEO's (and other's for that matter) will engage in dishonesty.

Consider Aquinas on merchants (possibly quoting Chrysostom possibly mistaken)

> “He that buys a thing in order that he may sell it, entire and unchanged, at a profit, is the trader who is cast out of God’s temple.”

My claim is not that this practice is wrong per-say but even in this kind of business of arbitrage you can see at guile and cunning, that is hard to deny. Maybe he only lacked the ability to hide it.

I would ask you who would run a business better a man who is unable to use cunning, guile and manipulation (marketing) or one who does not. Their is times when the sort of morality you talk about is important and times where it is a hindrance and most people are evil, if you want the good Aristocratic souls you would do well not to look for it in the world of commerce.

Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by mock-possum on Thursday November 12, 2026 @01:49AM (#50463869)
He said he wouldn’t do a thing, and then he did it anyway.

He’s already proven himself to be untrustworthy… what else is he lying about, hmm?

Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by therealdrag0 on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @10:12PM (#50462578)
You seem to imply there is a performance aspect here. Yet there are high performing people in all fields do this. Something like 20% of men have committed adultery.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by WalterBright on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @10:24PM (#50462656)
> Something like 20% of men have committed adultery.

More like 20% admit to it.

Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by yeeetz on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @08:27PM (#50461797)
same this is actually a bullish signal
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by NordStreamYacht on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @08:30PM (#50461816)
No.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by DonHopkins on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @08:37PM (#50461887)
That's what your ex-wife suspected about you, and she was right.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by Forgeties79 on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @09:23PM (#50462279)
I’m sure your partner, if you have one, would love to read this comment.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by teaearlgraycold on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @08:27PM (#50461793)
I don't really care that much about Jensen being an unfaithful husband. That kind of pales in comparison to hoarding hundreds of billions of dollar. And as far as "paid encounters" go - I would hope no one uses this as an opportunity to tell me prostitution is unethical.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by kodoman on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @09:10PM (#50462166)
Yeah the moral angle of 'oh my god a billionaire was unfaithful' is just bizarre, given all the Epstein stuff at least he is cheating with adult women who consent.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by jpeeler on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @09:49PM (#50462442)
I think you just proved the point that people's stance on morality is not universal.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by antonvs on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @10:03PM (#50462527)
Morality is not a binary. Some things are more immoral than others.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by TheOtherHobbes on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @10:15PM (#50462598)
The potential security costs are far more significant than any nominal market fee for services rendered.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by bar8uyr on Thursday November 12, 2026 @01:23AM (#50463716)
Just because some people have done worse things, doesn't mean you can do whatever you want
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by mruniverse on Thursday November 12, 2026 @04:56AM (#50465142)
But it does make you wonder why we let some people can get away it while we hold others to account.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by happymellon on Thursday November 12, 2026 @01:43AM (#50463827)
Some of us think all of these things are bad.

Different scales, but all should be considered negative and penalised.

Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by balgg on Thursday November 12, 2026 @05:14AM (#50465259)
> at least he is cheating with adult women who consent.

Well, he is his superior in a work setting, so there's that. There can be consequences for rejecting your boss's advances, which is the reason this kind of thing is usually heavily frowned upon!

Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by machomaster on Thursday November 12, 2026 @11:49AM (#50470292)
The infantilization of adult women is disgusting.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by kodoman on Thursday November 12, 2026 @12:48PM (#50471227)
What about the implication that these affairs are some how worse then Epstein trafficking underage girls. The mind boggles at what some of these people think, its been eye opening reading all the people who think he is the worst thing since sliced Hitler. Some have suggested their are various groups in the USA that want him gone (Government and/or AI labs) looking more and more plausible and I don't know if some of these outraged people are bots.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by lotsofpulp on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @09:47PM (#50462435)
How do you know he is hoarding hundreds of billions of US dollars?

Is it possible you are conflating USD with Nvidia shares that he hasn’t sold? Is he not allowed to have 3.5% of the voting power for Nvidia?

Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by abletonlive on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @10:19PM (#50462626)
> That kind of pales in comparison to hoarding hundreds of billions of dollars

Unsurprising to see that the economic illiteracy that plagues reddit has made its way here, a place that is made by billionaires and tries to find and mint new billionaires

Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by chews on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @10:54PM (#50462891)
It didn't start that way and honestly has gotten worse every passing year.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by Morromist on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @11:30PM (#50463093)
Nobody cares about that. They care about Jensen being an unfaithful CEO and compromising Nvidia's share price with this naughty flings.

They're already being sued by shareholders over the first affair. The suit claims Nvidia's relationship with Megaspeed posed a "material risk" to Nvidia's reputation and business prospects. Of course sleeping with your own employees is also considered a bad business practice.

It does feel a bit like Jensen is being held to a very much unfairly higher standard than, say, elon, who does drugs, lies extravagantly, has an openly corrupt relationship with the goverment, build the world's biggest deepfake porn machine, etc etc.

Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by thomasjudge on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @11:45PM (#50463157)
cf Matt Levine, "Everything is Securities Fraud"
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by happymellon on Thursday November 12, 2026 @01:38AM (#50463799)
> unfairly higher standard

I don't disagree that they are being held at different standards, however Elon should really be held far more accountable for his manipulations around Tesla stock, porn machines, Space X fraud etc.

Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by t-3 on Thursday November 12, 2026 @06:22AM (#50465674)
Elon doesn't really hide anything though. He's very public with his drug use and harem. Really hard to blackmail someone who's proud of what he does.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by verzali on Thursday November 12, 2026 @07:04AM (#50465961)
He denies the drug use. Although his behaviour makes it very obvious.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by happymellon on Thursday November 12, 2026 @07:27AM (#50466204)
I'm not talking about blackmail.

I'm talking fraud. The SEC should be getting involved.

Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by aleph_minus_one on Thursday November 12, 2026 @08:12AM (#50466618)
> I don't disagree that they are being held at different standards, however Elon should really be held far more accountable for his manipulations around Tesla stock, porn machines, Space X fraud etc.

Outside of his fan bubble, Elon Musk is really not well-reputed.

Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by Haven880 on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @09:00PM (#50462077)
I dont think this is sex level. A date or kissing seems more likely. You can see all reports including rumors didnt talk about sex part.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by lazide on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @09:27PM (#50462305)
Lolz
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by antonvs on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @10:02PM (#50462524)
Jensen isn’t a Mormon and doesn’t wear magic underwear. In fact those leather jackets he wears tell you everything you need to know.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by raffael_de on Thursday November 12, 2026 @12:09AM (#50463296)
really? right in front of my leather jacket?!
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by nwhnwh on Thursday November 12, 2026 @01:50AM (#50463871)
What do they tell?
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by ethbr1 on Thursday November 12, 2026 @04:14AM (#50464839)
I believe, as the fellow kids say, that he fucks.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by nwhnwh on Thursday November 12, 2026 @04:38AM (#50465029)
So that's why these are always expensive then, hmmm.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by King-Aaron on Thursday November 12, 2026 @12:11AM (#50463313)
Oh hun
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by ElProlactin on Thursday November 12, 2026 @12:36AM (#50463456)
Just a failed training run, right?
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by randyrand on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @09:11PM (#50462181)
Oh the horror! Let's hope he doesn't enjoy it while he's doing it. I can only bear so much.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by itsthecourier on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @09:55PM (#50462484)
truly, I think it's way out of proportion, unless it had an effect on Nvidia management, we should give the guy and his family space and privacy. Jepsen net effect on the world is hugely positive. hope he recovers a good life and fix whatever they decide makes sense
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by mikae1 on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @11:02PM (#50462943)
> Jepsen net effect on the world is hugely positive.

Until the medical advances come raining from the sky, that is yet to be proven.

Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by rawoke083600 on Thursday November 12, 2026 @01:59AM (#50463938)
> The net effect of the data centers filled with his cards is not positive.

You of course are doing your part by not using any of the data centres with his cards right ?

Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by musicale on Thursday November 12, 2026 @02:20AM (#50464057)
> Jepsen net effect on the world is hugely positive.

I would have to agree. Also at least three top 40 hits in the US and 7 in Canada.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carly_Rae_Jepsen

Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by tasuki on Thursday November 12, 2026 @05:53AM (#50465493)
I thought this was about the aphyr database consistency tests!
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by jurgenburgen on Thursday November 12, 2026 @05:40AM (#50465414)
You don’t think helping your girlfriend circumvent export controls and score billion dollar contracts for GPUs that her shell company bought for China doesn’t impact Nvidia?
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by t-3 on Thursday November 12, 2026 @06:26AM (#50465701)
Shareholders like it though. Money is far more important to most people than which country "wins" AI. Huang also has a good relationship with Trump so enforcement is unlikely.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by raffael_de on Thursday November 12, 2026 @12:11AM (#50463307)
given that he is dating adult women and was never implied in the epstein files, i'd say, give the man a medal!
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by dh2022 on Thursday November 12, 2026 @12:31AM (#50463418)
Trump will give him a medal :)
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by lhd1 on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @10:22PM (#50462644)
Seems likely the board is aware of more instances than has been currently exposed. Given a second, a third seems highly likely.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by samlinnfer on Thursday November 12, 2026 @12:52AM (#50463554)
Then given a third, then a fourth is highly likely. When does it stop?
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by rebolek on Thursday November 12, 2026 @01:00AM (#50463586)
At certain island, I guess.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by justinator on Thursday November 12, 2026 @01:09AM (#50463632)
What else do you do with $100+ billion other than have sex with whomever you want?

Also see our friend Elon Musk,

Bill Gates,

Jeff Bezos,

Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by chistev on Thursday November 12, 2026 @06:17AM (#50465639)
Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by aleph_minus_one on Thursday November 12, 2026 @08:11AM (#50466610)
> What else do you do with $100+ billion other than have sex with whomever you want?

Finance fundamental research since it is well-known how precarious the job situation in academia is.

Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by lhd1 on Thursday November 12, 2026 @04:01PM (#50474218)
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by nprateem on Thursday November 12, 2026 @01:26AM (#50463731)
NEWS FLASH: Man accused of acting like a man. More at 11.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by tclancy on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @06:02PM (#50460146)
Somebody have an agent go back and look at that Coldplay concert footage.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by tiznow on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @06:32PM (#50460509)
It's the tip of something, at least.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by outside1234 on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @08:19PM (#50461719)
"If there are two ants in your kitchen then there are probably hundreds more"
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by fedpost on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @11:20PM (#50463040)
At least in the US you're not allowed to just detain people for having a camera
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by kart23 on Thursday November 12, 2026 @12:47AM (#50463528)
and private security isn’t allowed to detain anyone for any reason. they’re not cops
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by fedpost on Thursday November 12, 2026 @04:21AM (#50464891)
Slightly pedantic but I think in most US jurisdiction private security can detain you for theft under the doctrine of shopkeepers privilege but only long enough for law enforcement to get there.

Obviously not super relevant to this but that's where people get the idea at least.

Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by baxtr on Thursday November 12, 2026 @12:50AM (#50463547)
Maybe a state actor knew this already and then based on this knowledge devised a plan for a targeted spy operations.