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Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by adrianmonk on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @08:14PM (#50461670)
Presumably so. Evidently he is a serial philanderer.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by fatbird on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @11:14PM (#50463004)
golf clap
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by ElProlactin on Thursday November 12, 2026 @12:36AM (#50463453)
In Jensen's case, probably the clap.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by lazyasciiart on Thursday November 12, 2026 @12:39AM (#50463476)
I see no evidence that he doesn’t have parallel affairs.
Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by ethbr1 on Thursday November 12, 2026 @04:11AM (#50464820)
The actual SIMT architecture of his affairs is more complicated but achieves higher throughput.