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Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by kappi on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @05:42PM (#50459867)
If you see two ants in kitchen, actual count is not 2!
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Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by matthewdgreen on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @07:55PM (#50461461)
This is actually an instance of the German Tank Problem.
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Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by sk5t on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @07:58PM (#50461494)
Are you implying his partners bear serial numbers?
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Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by adrianmonk on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @08:14PM (#50461670)
Presumably so. Evidently he is a serial philanderer.
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Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by fatbird on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @11:14PM (#50463004)
golf clap
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Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by ElProlactin on Thursday November 12, 2026 @12:36AM (#50463453)
In Jensen's case, probably the clap.
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Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by lazyasciiart on Thursday November 12, 2026 @12:39AM (#50463476)
I see no evidence that he doesn’t have parallel affairs.
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Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by ethbr1 on Thursday November 12, 2026 @04:11AM (#50464820)
The actual SIMT architecture of his affairs is more complicated but achieves higher throughput.
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Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by kridsdale1 on Thursday November 12, 2026 @12:10AM (#50463302)
Check with Ludacris for an example of this phenomenon.
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Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by dh2022 on Thursday November 12, 2026 @12:28AM (#50463391)
I am pretty sure CCP assigns serial numbers to its spies…
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Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by skinfaxi on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @08:47PM (#50461959)
"Beware of the camel's nose"
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Re:Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship with Nvidia Ex... by hartator on Wednesday November 11, 2026 @10:09PM (#50462562)
2! = 2
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