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Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by MaintenanceMode on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @07:51PM (#23397942)
It's disheartening that there's so much due diligence required just to conduct the most basic transactions right now. I have a narrow list of vetted restaurants, where I understand the costs and to the business, the delivery model, the safety (food handling and Covid precautions), and I only take out from these particular places. I tried a new place recently, only to find out I had been duped by Grub-hub, even though I thought I had placed the order on the restaurant's own site (or so I thought). When I went to pickup, the owner set me straight and gave me his card with the correct number. He showed me that I had paid an additional $25 in markup, as well as the fees he was charged, and this was a pickup!
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by MattGaiser on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @08:12PM (#23398128)
The due diligence is because the restaurants offer a terrible experience.

Most still do not have an independent online ordering function. They want me to call.

Most still haven't set up meaningful profiles on Yelp and other review sites. So I would need to root around to find contact information.

That is in addition to needing to give my credit card over the phone, not knowing how long the order will take, and needing to be concerned about the person hearing the order right.

The restaurants are barely trying to compete for customers.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by julianeon on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @08:27PM (#23398240)
I don't understand why this isn't treated like domain name hijacking, though.

Suppose you want to go to McDonald's. I buy the McDonald's domain name. I put a credit card form on my site, and I "deliver" McDonald's to you. I charge a $40 surcharge for the privilege.

There is no way in hell that McDonald's would have to go begging at realmcdonald's.com because of my shenanigans. They'd have no patience for this bullshit. In real life they'd sicc a DMCA notice and a ton of lawyers on this and I'd lose my webhost and the sheriff would come visit me and who knows what else. They'd get McDonald's.com fast enough to make your head spin, and I'd be pushed out of that business.

Why is it different for restaurants?

Same problem: instead of me it's a company, and instead of McDonald's it's a small restaurant. But the principle is the same.

In domain name hijacking, it's presumed wrong because customers think they're reaching McDonald's when they're really calling me. In the GrubHub case it's exactly the same thing.

I don't understand why it's wrong when I do it, but it's not a problem GrubHub does. After all, McDonald's doesn't deliver, and I may own a very fine delivery business, but I'm still not allowed to coast off their name for my own business.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by heavyset_go on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @12:00AM (#23399532)
> I don't understand why it's wrong when I do it, but it's not a problem GrubHub does.

The same reason that you'd be arrested for running an illegal taxi, but when Uber does it, it's fine. And the same reason that you'd be arrested for running an illegal hotel, but when AirBnB does it, it's okay.

Uber and AiBnb spend a lot of money lobbying governments at every level, and on marketing to make what they do seem acceptable.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by Can_Not on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @07:31AM (#23402221)
I dont find this convincing, taxis are mad because it's competition, the restaurants are mad because its impersonation. The restaurants should be entitled to civil suits to reclaim damages while in the Uber/AirBnB situation its more about regulations that the government failed to enforce.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by heavyset_go on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @03:31PM (#23407640)
I agree, however liability should go much further than just civil damages, and should enter the territory of criminal fraud and trademark infringement.

If I impersonated Disney online and used their trademarks on my website, the FBI would raid my home, I'd be in prison and courts would bar me from ever touching a computer again.

Restaurants should be able to call the cops and report fraud, have it investigated and stopped, and have their cases passed on to federal authorities if necessary. This doesn't happen.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by xupybd on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @04:57AM (#23401424)
Not to mention Spotify or the early days of YouTube. Money is power, with enough of it you can bend the law.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by rightbyte on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @05:42AM (#23401646)
Spotify didn't have any fuckoff money in the start and the streamed stuff they got from the Piratebay. The authorities in Sweden didn't notice since they Spotify also tried at the same time to get proper contracts I guess and the music industry seemed to look through their fingers.

Youtube is more strange since they illegally hosted IP for a long while.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by catalogia on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @10:12AM (#23403499)
> Youtube is more strange since they illegally hosted IP for a long while.

They still do, their ContentID system has a lot of holes.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by chongli on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @09:32PM (#23398720)
They'd get McDonald's.com fast enough to make your head spin, and I'd be pushed out of that business.

If McDonald's were a mom & pop restaurant and you were a multi-billion dollar, VC-backed startup, then you can be sure McDonald's would not be able to do this so easily.

That's the difference.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by izzydata on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @08:56AM (#23402792)
That is specifically what he is alluding to.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by MattGaiser on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @08:39PM (#23398335)
The Grubhubs and DoorDashes are not logistic services but also marketing services. Most companies sign a marketing agreement with them.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by mandelbrotwurst on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @08:55PM (#23398459)
I think I remember reading that they often set all of this up prior to speaking with the owner / without getting their approval and then basically go to them after the fact and say "look how much traffic we've been bringing in for you"

Edit: Ah, yup - see link to eater.com post elsewhere in the thread

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by MattGaiser on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @10:07PM (#23398934)
In that case the owner is then getting the full price for the food though.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by Retric on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @10:14PM (#23398974)
It’s still destroying their reputation by charging more than the food is ‘worth’. Aka the expectation is higher for an 8$ burger than a 5$ one.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by throwaway2048 on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @10:14PM (#23398975)
Except now grubhub et all basically controls their web presence through vastly superior SEO, and if they don't agree to grubhub's terms, they basically disappear off the internet.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by ddalex on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @05:54AM (#23401699)
Except it would cost grubhub money to run an uncooperative client, so why would they ?
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by Can_Not on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @07:36AM (#23402257)
It did cost them money to spoof an unknowing client, but they make money having a credit card form collecting fees before anyone else knows whats going on.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by mandelbrotwurst on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @10:29PM (#23399064)
Sure. Is it not wrong to fraudulently impersonate someone else's brand / company?
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by YokoZar on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @07:30AM (#23402216)
Reselling is generally legal. There are no particular trademark concerns when it's ultimately the genuine goods getting to the consumer at a different price.

It's very easy to understand why consumers and businesses would be annoyed by this behavior, though, and it may be deceptive or immoral in other ways.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by amelius on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @06:31AM (#23401898)
But these contracts are in a way extortionate. If a large fraction of restaurant owners use these services, you better use them too!

How did they ever get into existence then, you may ask? Simple, VC money ...

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by tick_tock_tick on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @08:34PM (#23398304)
I mean you can absolutely do your first businesses model as long as you don't claim to actually be McDonald's your fine.

The issue here is they agreed to allow GrubHub to pretend to be them. You'd never get that deal with McDonald's since they'd just not agree to it since they know it's a horrible idea but tons of people running restaurants don't understand they are getting a raw deal.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by CharlesW on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @08:52PM (#23398436)
> The issue here is they agreed to allow GrubHub to pretend to be them.

Sadly, that's false. GrubHub is a bad actor.

https://www.eater.com/2019/10/30/20940107/grubhub-to-add-res...

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by Dylan16807 on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @09:28PM (#23398697)
Those aren't the restaurants paying a fee. Non-partner restaurants are going to get full menu price.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by noelsusman on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @10:47PM (#23399135)
I've had a pretty great experience calling restaurants to place orders. I talk to a human, tell them my order, they repeat it back to me, and tell me it will be X dollars and ready at Y o'clock. I show up at the specified time and the order is ready to go. A couple times I had to wait 5 minutes because they were inundated and couldn't keep up.

No stupid app to download. No account to create. No bullshit fees. No marketing emails. I just tell them what I want and then go get it. It's refreshing.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by 40four on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @11:31PM (#23399381)
I agree 100% with you. I think the expectations of the parent comment are very misplaced.

Restaurant owners are usually not tech people, nor can many of them afford to hire tech people. To expect all restaurants to pay exorbitant amounts of money setup/ maintain online ordering systems is not realistic.

Also, I have never had a restaurant ask me for a card over the phone. Order times are a rough guess based on current traffic, no matter over the phone or an app. And 9 times out of 10 the server repeats your order before hanging up. If they don’t, it is easy to ask them to.

To be fair, I have been surprised many times how difficult it can be to find an online menu for places I like in my area. Lots of places might not even have a website, but in these cases, I actually use GrubHub and the like to read the menus only. I never order through them.

Here is an easy way to beat these broken GrubHub shenanigans. Find an online menu, or use GrubHub only to read the menu menu if need be. Find the real phone number on Google maps. Place your order over the phone. Pick it up yourself and save tons of money on fees (and now apparently save the restaurant from getting screwed too). Make sure to pick up a paper menu on your way out for next time :)

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by BeetleB on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @12:42AM (#23399792)
> To be fair, I have been surprised many times how difficult it can be to find an online menu for places I like in my area. Lots of places might not even have a website, but in these cases, I actually use GrubHub and the like to read the menus only.

Don't. Do. This.

Grubhub menus are often incomplete (and we all know the prices are wrong). I just checked a nearby restaurant I often frequent and the items I usually buy are not on the Grubhub menu.

If they don't have a web site and you want to see the menu:

Go to either the Google Maps listing or the Yelp listing.

If Yelp, don't click on the menu if they have one within Yelp.

Instead, click on the photos. You'll almost always find photos of the menu uploaded by Yelp users.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by pmiller2 on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @12:47AM (#23399822)
Just FYI, the menu photos on Yelp are not guaranteed to be up to date, either. The only real way to see what the restaurant's actual menu is without going there is if they have it up on their own website.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by BeetleB on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @01:14AM (#23400018)
> Just FYI, the menu photos on Yelp are not guaranteed to be up to date, either

That's true, but rare. If there are no recent photos of the menu, then there's a good chance not many people eat there.

In any case, Grubhub menus are probably more likely to be inaccurate than those photos.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by pmiller2 on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @01:34AM (#23400159)
It's more common than you think though. I know of restaurants that change their menus daily or weekly. Most don't, but you will run into it if you eat at enough places, and I highly doubt someone is going to post a new photo of the menu every week.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by catalogia on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @10:26AM (#23403652)
Or just ask the human being on the phone with you if $ITEM is still being offered for $PRICE. The beauty of communicating with humans instead of machines is there are no rules, you're allowed to go 'off script' like that.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by 40four on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @09:26PM (#23411295)
I’ve tried the menus on Google maps as well, but found them to be even more inaccurate than various delivery services. I assume if a restaurant maintains their google presence they can edit their menu by hand but this seems to be rare. Otherwise, I’m pretty sure I read somewhere these ‘menus’ are auto-generated by ML algorithms based on the photos of food people post.

Which actually, is pretty impressive when you think about it. It’s not worthless. Even if not totally accurate, it will give you a rough idea of the most popular dishes!

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by blntechie on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @05:02AM (#23401448)
Weren’t Grubhub also found stuffing their routing phone number for unclaimed restaurants in Google Maps?
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by astura on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @01:28AM (#23400124)
>Also, I have never had a restaurant ask me for a card over the phone.

If you want to pay for delivery (not pickup) with a credit card and the restaurant doesn't have online ordering then you'd read the credit card over the phone. Of course you have to say the words "I'd like to pay with credit," otherwise they'll assume you'll pay cash on delivery. Really standard before online ordering became big.

Some restaurants even have a POS system that when you've used a credit card in the past to pay for a delivery order with the phone number/address combination your using for your current order they'll ask you "would you like to use Visa ending in 1234?"

As an aside I didn't know it was a thing until I overheard my roommate doing it. This was 15 years ago now.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by wetmore on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @01:53PM (#23406437)
Some restaurants won't do that, I assume because for many payment providers a lot of card not present transactions will lead to increased fees.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by bbarn on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @05:55AM (#23401705)
> Restaurant owners are usually not tech people

I think a lot of the lashback things like grubhub, uber eats is getting lately is precisely because people have become more tech savvy. The "magic" of the app isn't magic anymore to the current generation of users, and they just don't see the value in it that the previous one did.

My opinion: As it becomes more and more commonplace to have "just enough" technical expertise and the tooling is easy enough to DIY, we're going to see services like grubhub become commodified and open - and they know it, so they're doing everything they can to try to keep as much market share as possible.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by cozzyd on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @02:14AM (#23400406)
You can almost always find a picture of the menu on Google maps as well.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by Melting_Harps on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @12:38AM (#23399761)
> No stupid app to download. No account to create. No bullshit fees. No marketing emails. I just tell them what I want and then go get it. It's refreshing.

That's how it always was, I really don't get this disconnect between people wanting to always hide behind a keyboard or smart phone when it comes to food. It's always been the most social thing I do in my entire day, as it has been done since for thousands of years, and I just can't see why people feel either super embarrassed and outright aloof when it comes to ordering food.

I mean if you know you're going to try and use an expired coupon or not going to tip well, I guess that makes sense, but in my experience most people just seem to have some inexplicable aversion towards food ordering and pickup. Yet seem to want to chat with the checkout lady about mundane matters, whereas I just want to get out asap and cook with the stiff I'm trying to buy and keep things to a minimum.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by mb_72 on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @06:10AM (#23401788)
> I really don't get this disconnect between people wanting to always hide behind a keyboard or smart phone when it comes to food.

I don't want to 'hide', but my social anxiety makes phone conversations with people I don't know a harrowing experience; to make it bearable I need to work through a mental image of how a 'successful' call might go, from greeting through hanging-up, with some variations of what might happen in-between.

For a medical test related call I can force myself to go through with it, but to order food, when I can find something else that I like and that I can order via an app - I will avoid calling. I know this is quite an odd excuse, however did want to note that I at least want the personal phone contact, but can't deal with the unpredictability / stress involved that well.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by Melting_Harps on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @06:57AM (#23402029)
> Ordering food via telephone is, to me, the equivalent of trying to use a command line interface without knowing any of the options, and instead of "help" being automated, you have to bother a person who is probably already extremely busy and overworked to clarify the menu. It's also much easier to pay with a credit card via an app or website than over the phone.

I've never heard of this perspective used to describe what takes place when ordering food, you're clearly trying to equate it to a non GUI way of trying to navigate the process as you would when on a computer. Interesting perspective, its seems you think there is some underlying 'protocol' called conversation that you simply don't grasp, or are unaware of, right?

More points to follow below.

> I don't want to 'hide', but my social anxiety makes phone conversations with people I don't know a harrowing experience...

See, this I clearly understand despite personally having had to essentially speak at conferences for a living at one point; as I think people with a clear medical condition need to be accommodated in these situations, but just know that the FOH people taking your order are more likely to be receptive to your order than not because it ensures they A: get to have a job, and B: ultimately rely on satisfying you and providing a good UX in order to get a tip in exchange for said transaction, which is the majority of their overall wages.

Now, the Industry is filled with examples of feckless and quite frankly discontent people so it doesn't always show. But just understand FOH are there to serve you, its called hospitality for a reason and the relationship needs to be approached as such (within reason). Whereas BOH (chefs/cooks) is entirely different domain, which is what I did in that Industry, and requires more nuanced ways of communicating that I won't get into.

As for the payment processing, believe me I did fintech and on the back end its only really beneficial for the end consumer, with several hidden externalizes, as its hardly 'easy' for the business owner and the staff. But credit cards are just a paradigm so ingrained into the collective psyche that it will never go away, what's even more notable is that it was the Diner's Club model in restaurants that made Credit Card usage ubiquitous in the US in the first place.

But, again I totally understand this perspective when described in this way and totally understand why an app or a online order system is preferable.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by bluedino on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @08:04AM (#23402419)
If I call a pizza place and get put on hold for more than 30 seconds, I'll call another pizza place. That doesn't happen with online ordering.

I also don't have to worry about my order getting entered right.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by barbecue_sauce on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @04:09AM (#23401128)
Ordering food via telephone is, to me, the equivalent of trying to use a command line interface without knowing any of the options, and instead of "help" being automated, you have to bother a person who is probably already extremely busy and overworked to clarify the menu. It's also much easier to pay with a credit card via an app or website than over the phone.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by bluntfang on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @09:48AM (#23403294)
>you have to bother a person who is probably already extremely busy and overworked to clarify the menu.

That is built into the price of the food you ordering. You aren't bothering someone. You're giving them a job.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by colejohnson66 on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @03:49PM (#23407840)
Whether or not it’s their job, one can still feel bad about doing it. When I worked retail, if we didn’t have something in stock (after looking), I’d apologize. Not because it’s my fault, but because I felt bad.

It’s the reason people don’t ask workers at retail stores for help; they (most of the time) don’t want to bother someone even though it’s their job.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by bluntfang on Thursday June 04, 2020 @10:02AM (#23416642)
I never invalidated someone's feelings. I merely stated that the logic they are using to validate their own feelings is flawed. It's very possible to change the frame of your mind through the language you use. If you remove the negative thoughts of "bothing" someone when they are merely trying to make ends meet, your feelings might change. In fact, by not bothering them, you may be giving their boss fuel for them to NOT have a job.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by mikysco on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @11:26PM (#23399361)
Yes! I don’t know why there’s so much apprehension about calling the restaurant. So often I learn more about the dish I’m ordering - does it come with X ingredient yes/no, should I order Y add-on, is rice extra. Simple questions usually omitted from online menus. Makes the experience just a tiny bit more human and that’s honestly enough for me
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by MattGaiser on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @03:07AM (#23400756)
> Yes! I don’t know why there’s so much apprehension about calling the restaurant.

Maybe it is because I am relatively young. I grew up apps first, so all the little annoyances of phones (accents, noise in the background, dropped calls, a lack of written records, etc) frustrate me more than others who didn't grow up with apps that just worked.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by astura on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @01:45AM (#23400228)
I have very minor issues with phone orders that make me prefer online ordering.

Restaurants are loud, add in shitty phone signals and heavy accents - the result is communication barriers are common and you have to do a lot of back-and-forth.

Another issue is the person taking the order usually has more job duties than just taking phone orders, so they can be distracted if it's busy and forget to write something down and/or sometimes you have to call back several times until someone has a free hand to answer the phone.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by gambiting on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @05:30AM (#23401573)
Yep, same. Every time I order over the phone I'm just hoping the other person understood what I said correctly, because I sure as hell haven't understood anything they said. It's a combination of accents, very loud backgrounds, and English not being my first language.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by ikornaselur on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @07:19AM (#23402147)
Had a big order at a pizza place for 9 pizzas. 3 of them came out wrong. All parties involved speak my native language.

The receipt had the wrong items listed on them, because the person taking the order checked the wrong things while taking the order.

I guess it could have been verified better after they took the order, but I can't help but to feel that the order would have been more likely to be correct if I had checked boxes in an online form and verified there before sending it off.

I personally prefer using websites/app for this reason, I can just in my own time make the order, get confirmation from others with me that I'm ordering with and when everyone is happy, just submit. If I ever have the choice between calling vs ordering online, I will never call.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by cblum on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @02:22AM (#23400473)
You're describing a good experience. Try calling a restaurant where they barely speak any English. Or one that's busy and you and the other person can't hear each other over the loud noise.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by mwexler on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @09:03AM (#23402857)
My experience on the phone differs from yours. My customizations (low salt diet or other health requirements) are ignored or done incorrectly or misunderstood due to my accent or just background noise; I have to repeat the credit card twice since it was mis-keyed; I can't save my favorites as different people pick up the phone, so starting from scratch each time. And when I pick up my order, I discover only too late what's missing and have to decipher a scrawled notepad stapled to a bag to see if it was even listed.

I agree, onboarding on these apps is miserable. But the benefits of a digital order, when done correctly, can really be better for some consumer cases than the voice call.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by wl on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @11:31PM (#23399383)
I've had far too many orders get screwed up over the phone, even when I've had them read back to me. Also, you still have to deal with physical payment when you pick the order up.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by jedimastert on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @09:13AM (#23402953)
Unfortunately phones are pretty difficult for me personally. I'm somewhat hard of hearing, meaning that I can't necessarily understand the other side of a phone call. I've also recently moved to an area much more diverse than my hometown. While this is great and I'm meaning people from all walks of life, it also means that there are suddenly a lot more accents that I'm not used to hearing and having trouble understanding and communicating with. Ordering on the phone has not been a great experience for me...
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by bluntfang on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @09:44AM (#23403247)
Have you considered using the federal TTY program that is made for people who need accommodations over the phone?

https://www.federalrelay.us/tty

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by jedimastert on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @10:53AM (#23403994)
I'd need a TTY phone and a land line for that to work. This issue is not a $260 issue
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by bluntfang on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @11:45AM (#23404700)
Please consider clicking through to the link before commenting. You obviously did not do that. There's also accommodations for different disabilities, like the Deaf and hard of hearing via sign language.

https://www.federalrelay.us/ip-relay.html

>IP Relay uses an Internet connection, a computer or mobile device with a web browser and a Communication Assistant (CA) . An IP user types what they want to say, the CA relays the conversation to their caller and then types their caller's response back to the IP user. To start using IP Relay, users are required to register for a 10-digit number through the Federal IP Relay website. To make your call today, go to www.federalip.us.

https://www.federalrelay.us/vri.html

>Video Remote Interpreting (VRI) is a feature of Federal Relay's Video Relay Service (VRS). This option provides deaf and hard of hearing Federal employees with on-demand remote sign language interpreting in order to facilitate communication between individuals who are in the same location (i.e. office, cubical, front desk, etc.).

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by jedimastert on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @05:20PM (#23408918)
> Please consider clicking through to the link before commenting. You obviously did not do that.

Absolutely uncalled for. I did click through and read the whole article. I was actually unaware of TTY until reading it and did some research into it before coming to the conclusion that it was not something I needed to invest time into.

More importantly, added another person and an internet or phone connection into the loop would add a level time commitment for the person on the other end of the phone that I would find unnecessary, which takes out most if not all of these options.

> There's also accommodations for different disabilities, like the Deaf and hard of hearing via sign language.

This is why I put "somewhat". It's never been an issue beyond leaning in slightly when a cashier is a little soft-spoken and maybe asking someone to repeat something, and certainly never bad enough to learn sign language (out of necessity, I'd still love to learn for myself at some point).

"Hard of hearing" is a veeery wide range, with the vast majority leaning on the weaker end of the spectrum. My personal experience hasn't really needed much in the way of intervention. It just makes phone calls more of a hassle than the average person.

Just not worth an investment.

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Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by jedimastert on Thursday June 04, 2020 @06:16PM (#23422637)
> It sounds like you're in denial of your disability or you're just lying.

I could talk about what IP relay actually is (it's definitely more than "just chat"), my experience on the other side of it as a public-facing city-government worker, how video relay services won't work for me because I don't know sign language (something I mentioned in my previous comment), but I'm going to sidestep this entire conversation.

Insults to my mental stability and accusations of lying are far below the usual level of discourse I enjoy on HN, and I'm going to freely admit that, after some personal things and what's happening with the world at large, I got more upset than I'd like seeing that. So, I'm just going to walk away. I wish I could discuss my experiences more but I don't feel like a civil discussion can be had.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by chrisseaton on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @05:24AM (#23401546)
Most people these days just really don’t like having to speak on the phone.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by catalogia on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @10:33AM (#23403730)
Why is this? Shyness?
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by chrisseaton on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @10:40AM (#23403827)
You have to give a phone call your complete attention - you can't do anything else while doing it. You need to be somewhere relatively quiet to do it. It blocks both people for the duration of the call. Some people have accents that are hard to understand. It's easier to make a mistake when reading something out or writing it down. There's no record of the phone call being made and the food ordered. Lots of reasons.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by colejohnson66 on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @03:53PM (#23407883)
One for me is: it makes group orders harder as you have to get everyone’s order either beforehand or take breaks while getting it during the call. With an app, I can take breaks during the ordering phase until I have everyone’s.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by MattGaiser on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @03:04AM (#23400743)
> No stupid app to download. No account to create. No bullshit fees. No marketing emails. I just tell them what I want and then go get it. It's refreshing.

The interesting thing is that I view all those (except the fees) as benefits.

App makes it always easy to access and I can casually browse for food when hungry.

Account means I can re-order a past thing with a tap and that all my payment information is saved.

Marketing emails mean coupons.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by catalogia on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @10:13AM (#23403512)
I fully agree, that's how I do it too. As a bonus, when you order from the same restaurant enough times this way and become a 'regular', the process becomes even more streamlined when they start to remember your preferences.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by bambax on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @08:16AM (#23402504)
Exactly! How hard is this?
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by tomc1985 on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @09:06PM (#23398543)
I beg to differ. None of the places I've placed orders with (and I've been doing it a lot what with quarantine) have ever asked for CC over-the-phone. Most just want my name, some a phone number. Ordering usually takes less time than it would to fiddle about with a bunch of dropdowns, even if it had my customer information already saved.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by a_e_k on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @09:40PM (#23398761)
Speaking of information already saved, one of my favorite pizza places has my order history keyed to my phone number.

Ordering ahead usually comes down to dialing them up, giving my name and phone number and telling them I'd like the same as last time. They read it off to me to confirm, quote me a waiting time, and that's that. Start to finish, the call is probably less than thirty seconds.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by tomc1985 on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @10:27PM (#23399047)
Exactly. For most of my usual spots, someone picks up on the first ring, I place my order, they ask my name, and that's it
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by cortesoft on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @10:48PM (#23399142)
One of the coolest parts of GH and DD, though, is being able to try a new restaurant without having to enter any new information.

Also, calling on the phone is not always easy; I often place orders on my phone while simultaneously on a work call, or putting my kid down for a nap, or doing something else where speaking is not easy.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by rahimnathwani on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @11:24PM (#23399347)
It's strange that they have to ask for those details. I wonder what software they use and why it doesn't look up the customer record based on caller ID, as soon as the phone starts ringing.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by tomc1985 on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @01:30AM (#23400136)
What's funny is I have started to notice restaurants remembering my name when I give them my phone number. Perhaps their POS systems finally have some rudimentary CRM. So we're almost there!
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by wruza on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @11:50PM (#23399480)
Because it’s a phone and a software, and these are two separate tools?
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by cortesoft on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @10:46PM (#23399133)
Are you paying with cash? Is this for a delivery or pick up?

I am confused as to how they are getting the money from you.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by BeetleB on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @12:45AM (#23399812)
Pick up. Probably less than 5% of restaurants do delivery. If you count chains as one restaurant, then probably less than 1% of restaurants do delivery.

I, um, take it you don't do this often :-)

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by cortesoft on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @12:54AM (#23399867)
I order food 2-3 nights a week, mostly using Grubhub and DoorDash. I occasionally order from some restaurants that aren't on those platforms, too.

They all do delivery, and I pay online.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by BeetleB on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @01:16AM (#23400031)
Most Grubhub and Doordash restaurants don't do delivery.

When I say "they don't do delivery", I mean the restaurant doesn't do delivery. DD or GH provide the service to you. But if you call the restaurant directly, they'll tell you they don't do it on their own.

Which was the context of this conversation ("Why don't people directly call the restaurants instead of using GH?").

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by tomc1985 on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @01:28AM (#23400126)
I try not to use those services too often. I don't agree with their dishonest pricing and predatory business practices. As another commenter mentioned, those restaurants don't do delivery -- your postmate or whatever is working for postmates, not the restaurant.

I've been doing a lot of takeout as most days its my only trip out of the house

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by cortesoft on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @02:01PM (#23406531)
I am stuck at home with young children, and I don't feel comfortable bringing them out at this time.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by tomc1985 on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @01:26AM (#23400112)
Credit card, I pay when I pick the food up?
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by chrisseaton on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @05:26AM (#23401554)
What does the restaurant do if you or other people ordering over the phone don’t show up to pay?
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by tomc1985 on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @12:05PM (#23404986)
Eat the loss, I guess. Not sure what they could do besides asking for card over the phone (of which I am glad they dont)

It must not be a problem because nobody asks me for payment info over the phone, whether its my first or 50th order to them

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by chrisseaton on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @12:50PM (#23405572)
> Not sure what they could do besides asking for card over the phone

They could use a website or an app and accept secure payments there - that was the whole point of this thread from the start.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by tomc1985 on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @07:56PM (#23410610)
My whole point is not everything needs an app. Phoning in to-go orders is one of those things that I would rather interact with a human with. There are too many ways automated ordering goes wrong and exactly 0 ways to fix it.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by colejohnson66 on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @03:55PM (#23407911)
Same thing pizza places have done before apps: call back the number to remind them, and if they still don’t come, just eat the cost (and possible the food too).
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by Polylactic_acid on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @10:10PM (#23398950)
I think the issue is restaurants need a 3rd party platform. They aren't in the tech industry and they aren't going to hire a developer to build their own system unless its a global franchise.

What we really need is for someone to build an open source / one time cost / subscription platform that gives restaurants the ease of using a premade system without the expense of having a per transaction fee.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by cortesoft on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @10:45PM (#23399125)
What makes Grubhub/doordash/etc so valuable to consumers, though, wouldn't be replicated by a premade system like that, though, no matter how good it was.

The killer feature is that it is a single market place. I go on the app, I can search through dozens of local restaurants, all with a consistent interface. I can place an order in a couple of clicks at a brand new restaurant I have never tried, and I dont have to enter any new information.

I can scroll through all my previous orders at all the previous restaurants, and re-order in one click.

This service can ONLY be provided by a unified platform. It doesn't matter how good a restaurants website is, I want ALL the restaurants in one place.

Now, could it be cheaper for restaurants? Does GH take too much of a cut? Maybe, but I don't know.... GH and DD both lose a ton of money, and have spent a ridiculous amount of money to get to where they are. Could anyone provide the service for a lot cheaper? If they could, they sure haven't yet.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by milesskorpen on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @10:58PM (#23399214)
I think the challenge here is that all the competitors are exceptionally well funded venture backed companies that are fighting to be the winner who takes it all. We don't know what this market would look like without the flood of exceptionally venture money to finance the engineers and discounts and all.

Sustainable delivery would probably more bifurcated. I could imagine a range of food types that are delivery-centric (think pizza & Chinese) in areas with cheaper rents & smaller (or non-non-existant) dining rooms, and more delivery-optimized (high margin, easy to transport) food, with their own delivery drivers - and that a lot of other venues wouldn't do delivery, or would partner w/ a service like Lyft or Postmates when necessary, and it'd be expensive.

I think this would be a healthier place to be.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by cortesoft on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @11:02PM (#23399236)
It might be healthier for the restaurants, but it doesn't seem better for consumers. I want a solution that still lets me only have a single portal I have to interact with to order my food.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by Super_Jambo on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @08:45AM (#23402694)
This was kind of the dream of the Semantic web. It's a fantasy though because it promotes competition and good customer outcomes and our system's main concern is moats and profit.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by millstone on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @04:17AM (#23401174)
I think there's a seam between discovery and ordering. If I am traveling on business, and I don't know what's in the area, then a unified interface is valuable.

But if I know which restaurant I want, then the unified ordering apps are charging restaurants for a service (discovery) that the restaurant doesn't need any more. Seems crummy.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by bhargav on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @11:22PM (#23399340)
I think you are calling for something like the Instacart Marketplace for restaurants. These already exists SkipTheDishes.com is one of them; they primarily do delivery.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by cortesoft on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @11:25PM (#23399353)
How are they different than Grubhub or DoorDash? Their website looks just like the other ones
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by lancewiggs on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @01:40AM (#23400206)
mobi2go.com does this. Flat fee basically.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by wlll on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @10:17AM (#23403555)
> Most still do not have an independent online ordering function. They want me to call.

There's the significant chance that most of the restaurants you have to call are running at such thin profit margins that they don't have the money to spare to hire web devs or pay hosting providers, and even if they did, do you want to hand over your credit card details to some budget build order page?

It's also likely that the profit margins are low enough that the fees for something like Grubhub cut deep.

On the flip side, having to call somewhere really isn't that hard, and to describe it as "a terrible experience" is a bit mystifying.

> needing to give my credit card over the phone

Pay in cash?

> not knowing how long the order will take

You don't need a computer to tell you this, just say "How long will the order take?" to the person on the phone and they will tell you.

> needing to be concerned about the person hearing the order right

Ask for a read-back.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by bentcorner on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @09:49PM (#23398821)
> The restaurants are barely trying to compete for customers.

That's a pretty broad brush you're using. All the restaurants in my area that I frequent don't need any help. I've ordered from them all over the phone or online through their website and haven't run into a problem that some SV 3rd party would have or could have solved. Any "improvements in experience" by yelp/grubhub is pure grift.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by vladvasiliu on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @01:48AM (#23400253)
I think there are two different things here.

I do notice in my area (Paris, France) that many small restaurants hardly have an online presence. I understand some people don't like calling up restaurants to order (I sometimes am one of those people).

Indeed, in such cases, having some sort of external service aggregating information and maybe even exposing some sort of common ordering platform would be great.

However, I think that people have an issue with GrubHub (and/or others) impersonating the restaurants. They don't come out and say "Hello, this is GH, we'll connect you to XYZ". They make you think you're doing business directly with the restaurant when, in fact, they're covertly routing the order through their platform and extracting fees.

For me the actual issue is their not being open about it. I don't often go to restaurants and I don't know people working there either, but I would think that offering such a service in an open manner would be welcomed by both businesses and clients.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by Doctor_Fegg on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @09:14AM (#23402961)
> I do notice in my area (Paris, France) that many small restaurants hardly have an online presence. I understand some people don't like calling up restaurants to order

and some restaurants are quite happy with their current customer base, and don't see the need to market themselves.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by mrighele on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @09:02PM (#23398505)
Why do they ask the credit card number? I would expect to pay on delivery on a portable POS with card or phone. Safer for both.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by ponker on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @09:34PM (#23398727)
So they can charge you if you never pick your food and they have to throw it out.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by MattGaiser on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @10:03PM (#23398915)
So that they can charge you if the order is a prank. Maybe this is less true on smaller orders.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by PascLeRasc on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @09:07AM (#23402895)
Wow, did the restaurant owners not show up to UX class when they were at Stanford? How are they going to scale their MVP into an IPO at this rate??
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by toss1 on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @10:02AM (#23403412)
Right

Restaurants are typically swamped in the massive overhead of running an actual restaurant, and are not fully up to date with every latest bit of marketing toolkit.

Because they are not fully up to date on the latest digital marketing, you think it is justified that they be subject to what is effectively hoards of VC-backed extortionists - nice restaruant you got there... be a shame if some bad reviews got highlighted ... or here, we'll just hijack your phone listings and take care of delivery for you...

At least the mafiosi would occasionally eat at the restaurants on whom they were running protection rackets...

The Due diligence is required because of these new hordes of extortionists, not the restaurants (and no, it isn't all about your trivial convenience, OMG, they want you to call and don't have the latest web technology up for every function... nevermind the quality of the food, ambiance, or service, it's all about whether you can order it through an app, isn't it?)

sheesh

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by lapnitnelav on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @11:19PM (#23399325)
Yelp tends to be yet another scam in the same vein. It's fair to leave them out.

And even though your points are right, I am not sure those providers should charge as much. It's killing the golden goose in the long term, especially now.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by ehnto on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @11:48PM (#23399467)
Why should they be required to set uo anything on Yelp or other aggregators? Yelp strong armed it's way into importance, they aren't a public service. I wish fewer restaurants would cave to their bullying.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by Causality1 on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @09:26PM (#23398685)
Indeed. I can't count the number of times I was trying to pick a restaurant and bypassed because they either didn't have an online menu at all or wanted me to start an online order before showing it to me.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by heavenlyblue on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @08:19AM (#23402528)
I mean I don't blame restaurants for only accepting orders over the phone, given that the alternative is a money-grabbing monopolist trying to take away all of their customers.

Yelp is another matter full of fake reviews and spam - I can also see why restaurants don't want to have a "social media manager" doing that for them.

I mean, you're using smart vocabulary "due dilligence", "Yelp" - but how much of that is literally spammy articles that have nothing to do with the real quality of the food in the restaurant?

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by throwaway_pdp09 on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @03:55AM (#23401048)
> ...offer a terrible experience. Most still do not have an independent online ordering function. They want me to call.

Curious reversion to what I want for everything. I don't want to do it online, I want to call for anything. Less online presence = good, in my books. Less to build profiles with.

(posted in public on HN by accident of course)

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by La1n on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @06:39AM (#23401941)
> The due diligence is because the restaurants offer a terrible experience.

If this was true Grubhub would gladly put there name on everything, say it in the automated phone call, so people would actively seek them out for a better experience.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by tzs on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @08:57AM (#23402801)
I too don’t like to call to order things...which I don’t understand because if I went in person I’d have no problem voice ordering.

I wonder if ordering by video call would make it feel more like in person ordering?

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by acchow on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @10:00PM (#23398898)
They also make no attempts to keep their operating hours on Google Maps or Yelp up-to-date. Especially for holidays.

Is keeping this stuff up to date actually difficult. I don't run a business, so I have no idea.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by projektfu on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @10:28PM (#23399055)
Running a small business is having lots of loose ends to manage by only one person. The restaurateur spends all day doing kitchen and front of house, closes the restaurant, and then looks forward to bookkeeping. They’re responsible for HR, payroll, scheduling, and marketing. They have to supervise repairs to the physical plant. Often, they forget which service you need to update to change the hours, they don’t realize that Yelp has changed their phone number to a GrubHub number until they’ve been receiving advertising bills, and even then maybe aren’t sure why it’s so expensive, etc. There are hundreds of companies trying to take advantage of you depending on the limited time you have to dedicate to everything. Why do I get so many “ads” that look like invoices? It must be an effective technique.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by BeetleB on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @01:18AM (#23400047)
> Is keeping this stuff up to date actually difficult.

They usually have a zillion things to do, and this has a very low ROI. The impact to their bottom line is negligible whether they update or not. Not many people will refuse to use their business because they can't bother to update Google/Yelp/etc.

They usually do it if there's a permanent change in hours, though.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by arn on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @01:58AM (#23400304)
I don't know about that. Not that it's easy to measure. But I feel that if I go to a restaurant and it's closed outside their normal hours inexplicably... I am definitely less likely to come back.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by nogbit on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @12:10AM (#23399579)
Is it so hard to call?

You still use Yelp after all we know about them?

A simple search on just about any maps app gives a direct contact info, have you tried that?

Give the card over the phone is arguably more or as secure as online.

They read the order back to you don't they?

They are trying to compete, call them directly and cut out all these middle men.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by chrisseaton on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @05:27AM (#23401558)
Most people these days just don’t like having to make a phone call.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by KKKKkkkk1 on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @11:53PM (#23399494)
How can GrubHub represent themselves as a restaurant seemingly without the restaurant's permission? Isn't this a trademark violation?
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by TuringNYC on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @11:56PM (#23399508)
This is an established long-standing tactic at Hotels.com as well-- you call what you think is the hotel based on a web search. The person on the line pretends to work for the hotel. They will even play along and say "oh no discounts are available this week" or "no I dont see any AAA discounts / corporate discounts"

The entire time -- they are trying to book you full price. The hotel loses, because they cannot give you discounts -- they either get the sale or lose it alltogether.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by Melting_Harps on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @12:31AM (#23399710)
> The entire time -- they are trying to book you full price. The hotel loses, because they cannot give you discounts -- they either get the sale or lose it alltogether.

How is that not considered fraud? You're falsifying your identity as an employee for services you cannot provide in order to collect a fee as a middle man.

But now that you mention it, during this absurd time I actually called the number of a Thai restaurant I frequented before by searching it on yelp only to get a dead dial tone. I always suspected they were just busy as they were still doing rather well all things considered, but the woman at the counter (a local baker in my town helping out her friends in the evenings) said she never got a single call when I showed up and ordered in person and talked shop of her new kitchen that got put on hold.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by TuringNYC on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @01:14AM (#23400019)
I only realized this late, but they were careful never to say they worked for the hotel. I called again, almost like I had understood the end of a movie, and replayed the conversation with a new call.

Me: "Hi I'm trying to reach Marriott at Fisherman's Wharf, do I have the right number"

Them: "I can help you with that" (note the evasive answer)

Me: "Great, I have an Accenture corporate discount and this is for work, can you use corporate code XYZ123"

Them: "I dont see that on my system" (not a lie I suppose, but definitely not the truth)

Me: "OK well i have a client engagement Tues-Thurs and I need to book ASAP, what is your best rate? Do you have a AAA rate?"

Them: "You're lucky I can lock you in at {absurdly high price} - can i have your credit card"

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by tw000001 on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @02:01AM (#23400320)
I can't help but notice these patterns all over society and especially in tech. FAANG, Uber, Microsoft, TV, internet, dark patterns everywhere.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by sharkmerry on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @02:39AM (#23400601)
they have better SEO. Grubhub doesnt answer the call, they just generate a phone number that forwards to the restaurant phone and then get that new number higher ranking (including google sidebar)
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by Gibbon1 on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @09:21PM (#23398647)
It's disheartening to me how utterly shitty and amoral silicon valleys startup scene has become.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by Kalium on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @09:25PM (#23398670)
A lot of people, sooner or later, discover that the margins on morality are shockingly poor. They make their own choices from there.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by variaga on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @10:48PM (#23399139)
And apparently the founders of grubhub made the choice to form a grossly immoral business that _also_ loses money hand over fist
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by Kalium on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @12:23AM (#23399673)
I mean, they managed to IPO so the founders probably made out alright.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by HomeDeLaPot on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @09:02PM (#23398509)
$25??? That's criminal!
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by xnyan on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @09:20PM (#23398638)
An hour ago I tried to order sushi. It was a larger order, several adults and Grubhub tacked on $38 in fees (not including a tip) for $120 of food. The place was 11 minutes away - I live in US southeast with a car and ample parking. They are crazy if they think I'm paying that, I'd rather eat a sandwich.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by chrisseaton on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @05:29AM (#23401568)
> They are crazy if they think I'm paying that

I mean you’re already buying a hundred dollars of sushi... doesn’t seem to crazy to guess you can afford a big fee.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by xnyan on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @09:29AM (#23403096)
When I was 16, I was a handyman/servant for a tech billionaire. He drove a used minivan and once got in a fight with Walmart over a $1.50 package of glitter that was slightly leaky. The amount of money was not even close to worth his time, yet he did stuff like that all the time. This is not uncommon behavior.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by tubbs on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @09:34AM (#23403148)
Exactly - it's not about the money, it's about being taken advantage of.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by Nextgrid on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @09:25PM (#23398673)
And the worst thing is that despite this surcharge they still can't manage to be profitable.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by tjbiddle on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @09:46AM (#23403270)
No context on the order size, so we can't really say whether that's the case or not :-)

Maybe it was a $5,000 order for the whole office!

Or maybe it was a $50 at-home binge.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by throwthrowcatch on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @10:57PM (#23399205)
I wonder if Shopify + Delivery by Instacart/Postmates could help here (atleast for the listing part). If anyone is listening and personally knows a restaurant owner that had this done to them, they could convince them to go this route. Just my two cents.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by jon_elbrook on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @03:30AM (#23400901)
So why shouldn't grubhub get the fee for making it easier for restaurants to sell food?
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by rickpmg on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @08:02PM (#23398024)
>I tried a new place recently, only to find out I had been duped by Grub-hub

So you found a new restaurant, the restaurant found a new customer, and grub-hub is cut out of the (future) picture. Didn't grubhub earn that commission in this case?

I have no love (or hate) for grub-hub... but it seems like a business hired a salesperson on commission, knowing full well the parameters of the deal, and then gets upset when they actually bring in sales.

In most other industries the restaurant would be considered the 'bad guy' for trying to take the business direct and cheating the rep out of a commission.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by maest on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @08:15PM (#23398159)
There is no proof GH added value here. Allow me to share a related story:

In some places in Eastern Europe, for a while, you could see these people stand in front of empty, free parking spots in the street. As soon as they would see a car approaching they would wave their hands and signal you to park there. To be clear, these people were not afiliated with city hall or other public institutions in any way.

If you drove away, no biggie. If you parked, they would do a big show of moving around the car and telling you when you were too close to the curb, when you should start turning the wheel etc.

Once you were done, they would walk up to you and heavily imply they should be paid for the service they provided ("discovering" the parking space for you and helping you park). You could safely ignore them and they might cuss at you but that was about it.

My girlfriend used to lovingly call them Parking Consultants.

These GH stories have a very similar energy, with middlemen forcefully putting themselves in front of you when you follow a discovery path _that would naturally lead you to the restaurant you were looking for_ (e.g. by showing up higher than the restaurant you're tying to order from in the Google search).

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by brianwawok on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @08:21PM (#23398198)
Well the big problem with the consultants is sometimes they might flatten your tire or key your car if you don’t tip. So it’s as much over-eager help as it is shake-down.

Not a huge fan.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by toomuchtodo on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @08:24PM (#23398219)
Profound analogy. Gig platforms appear to be overly helpful to customers and shake down restaurants and drivers.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by rickpmg on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @09:06PM (#23398545)
Food for thought (no pun intended)

The value that GH added here was that they were higher up than any of the restaurant's competitors, too.

So, absent of GH, that pizza sale, instead of going to GH, might have gone to a competitive pizza place.

So the restaurant has to evaluate-- it is better that I get the order through GH, or that I don't possibly get the order at all, and it goes to a competitor?

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by radley on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @10:42PM (#23399113)
That makes no sense. If I do a search for a restaurant by name, I'm not going to spontaneously pick a competitor because Grubhub wasn't there.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by rickpmg on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @11:03PM (#23399243)
The parent didn't say how they found the new place... by name, or by searching for pizza [cityname]. You are right if it is the former.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by teddyh on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @03:08AM (#23400761)
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by jnettome on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @11:15PM (#23399300)
Same here in Brazil.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by AlexandrB on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @08:19PM (#23398181)
Grub-hub sometimes does this without the restaurant's knowledge or permission[1]. I believe in most other industries that's considered fraud or trademark violation?

[1] https://www.theverge.com/2019/6/28/19154220/grubhub-seamless...

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by addled on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @08:39PM (#23398333)
I wonder if restaurants could add creative licensing terms to the metadata of the images on the legit sites?

"...By reusing our image for marketing purposes without prior written consent, you agree to a $3 royalty fee per page view."

IANAL, so no idea if that could be held up in court, but would be fun to see someone try.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by realusername on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @08:40PM (#23398342)
That's also my understanding of it, that does sounds like a business model based on trademark violation / brand impersonation.

The only reason they get away with it is they target small restaurants which are unable to defend themselves. They would try to create a fake <yourlocalcityname>mcdonald.com, it would be taken down immediately.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by jancsika on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @08:27PM (#23398239)
That's all contingent both on OP discovering the restaurant through grubhub's tactics, and on it being unlikely that OP would have found said restaurant without the existence of grubhub's tactics.

For example, suppose a fairy told OP about the restaurant and OP then Googled it to get the number. If the grubhub MITM phone number bumped the real number/website further down then grubhub is a nuisance and a thief.

But OP also mentioned they thought they had ordered from the restaurant's web site. If that confusion is due to dark patterns employed by grubhub then grubhub is full of evil wizards who must be overcome in an epic battle.

Only if OP discovered by searching and grubhub bubbling to the top of a search where the restaurant otherwise wouldn't have appeared is grubhub the knight here.

So we need to know-- OP, how did you discover this new restaurant in the first place?

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by gibolt on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @08:08PM (#23398092)
In a lot of cases Grubhub is creating websites that look official for restaurants. Few businesses are aware of this, as it siphons customers from many legit websites thanks to better SEO. There have been quite a few instances of this even with restaurants that they've never worked with.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by toomuchtodo on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @08:07PM (#23398079)
A commission isn’t earned when you’re fraudulently impersonating a business.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by JumpCrisscross on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @08:13PM (#23398137)
> when you’re fraudulently impersonating a business

The article suggests diners are calling numbers from the GrubHub app. If that’s the case, the commission is earned per the agreement. Practically, the app provided discoverability.

When it appears on Google or Yelp results, assuming Google or Yelp aren’t being compensated and disclosing this relationship, that is a problem.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by toomuchtodo on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @08:15PM (#23398154)
This is a fair distinction to point out.

Edit: Removed an interpretation of the situation that was inaccurate

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by Dylan16807 on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @09:35PM (#23398734)
They can't both lack permission and charge a single business. If they're charging, they have permission (though possibly the contract was misleading). If they don't have permission, they have no ability to charge.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by ohyeshedid on Wednesday June 03, 2020 @01:12AM (#23400005)
They may not be able to charge the restaurant directly, but they can and do increase the menu price when they don't have an agreement.
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by kelnos on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @09:18PM (#23398625)
If GrubHub replaced the restaurant's actual phone number with GH's on Google or Yelp or whatever, what service have they provided? (Hint: the answer is: none.)
Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by detaro on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @08:07PM (#23398083)
Depends if Grubhub did anything to "find" them. I.e. if some googles for a restaurant someone recommended to them, Grubhub buys the Google advertising spot for the name of the restaurant, places an ad directly above the Google Maps result and the restaurants website in the results, captures the click and demands a commission for it, what value have they added?

https://www.saddlebackbbq.com/how-google-doordash-grubhub-co...

Or if Doordash puts their phone numbers on the restaurants Google listings, replacing the direct one: https://support.google.com/business/thread/5820393?hl=en

Would you label a sales guy you hired to find you new customers a bad guy if he camped in front of your door, talked to people coming to visit you and claimed commission?

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by projektfu on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @10:38PM (#23399090)
Google charges me for the privilege of them placing an ad at the top of the search result when people search for the exact name of my business. Or if they type my domain name into a search box. I pay to win an auction to have my business be the first ad when people search my exact name.

Yelp adds value by putting my competitors above me when people search my exact name. They then offer me the deal Google gets.

GrubHub is spending VC money to win the google auction and then they offer the restaurant the great deal of handing over the profit margin to them. They’ll continue elbowing out paying restaurants after that to keep the money flowing, so the restaurant is paying for the privilege of paying GrubHub.

What a great time for small business.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by renewiltord on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @09:47PM (#23398806)
Haha, I like the view, but generally if I want a salesperson I want to voluntary engage in that transaction. Fortunately, in the business I'm in I can just forbid reselling in the licence except for the folks I'm getting into business with. The unfortunate reality for restaurants is that they can't.

Confusing a deputy that you are indeed someone in order to intermediate a relationship between them and that person has a skeevy air to it. It's the deception, I think.

Re:People think they're calling restaurants directly but Gru... by nickff on Tuesday June 02, 2020 @08:06PM (#23398069)
Thanks for offering a refreshing take on the situation; I had not heard anything like this view, and find it very interesting.