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Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by electroglyph on Saturday October 03, 2026 @12:44AM (#49941412)
Welcome to Costco, I love you.
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by Jordan-117 on Saturday October 03, 2026 @12:48AM (#49941426)
Say what you will about President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho -- at least he cared about the well-being of his country and sought out expert guidance to set things right.
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by mdriley on Saturday October 03, 2026 @03:09AM (#49942012)
> President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho cared that his country was suffering.

> He eagerly sought intelligent advice and let it change his mind. He was held to account by a vigorous legislature.

> For us, today, Idiocracy might as well be The West Wing.

https://bsky.app/profile/matt.dev/post/3lm6u573qw22q

Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by locknitpicker on Saturday October 03, 2026 @01:04AM (#49941485)
Some elements of Idiocracy are fiction.
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by hdgvhicv on Saturday October 03, 2026 @02:39AM (#49941883)
It’s a utopia. If only we were headed in that direction.
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by iugtmkbdfil834 on Saturday October 03, 2026 @10:33AM (#49944643)
This. The society is still trying to manage its inhabitants by providing what they crave. It is not clear our current trajectory supports that particular landing zone.
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by sellmesoap on Saturday October 03, 2026 @03:13AM (#49942027)
I nominate Mike Judge as a modern day prophet!
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by Alive-in-2025 on Saturday October 03, 2026 @03:38AM (#49942171)
I keep hoping he'll put out another movie, predicting the aftermath.
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by troupo on Saturday October 03, 2026 @04:06AM (#49942284)
He predicted it. In the movie. The cycle repeats.
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by wizardforhire on Saturday October 03, 2026 @03:41AM (#49942182)
Yeah we still haven’t figured out cryostasis
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by twobitshifter on Saturday October 03, 2026 @06:31AM (#49942978)
Unfortunately that was one of his few wrong predictions, that is would he so far in the future we’d need cryostasis to see it.
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by random3 on Saturday October 03, 2026 @01:30AM (#49941576)
fair enough
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by lolakutty on Saturday October 03, 2026 @01:37AM (#49941610)
Remember when your parents scolded you and told you later that it was for your own good, and you couldn't make sense of it, and thought your parents hated you and did not care for you, and want you gone?

> sought out expert guidance to set things right.

In the movie the expert that "Camacho" selected was also agreeable to the viewers. What if it was not?

Then your sentence would be true, and yet, you won't be happy..

Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by Thanemate on Saturday October 03, 2026 @03:29AM (#49942111)
A parent doesn't necessarily knows best or acts with your best interests in mind, and that's really observable by all the toxic parents regardless of whether there's malicious intentions behind their actions or just sheer incompetence.

I'm too European for the rest of your argument and I just happen to be Greek so I fundamentally disagree with the premise that I'm voting a father or mother figure which I must blindly follow out of obligation or blind trust.

Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by lolakutty on Saturday October 03, 2026 @07:10AM (#49943179)
>A parent doesn't necessarily knows best or acts with your best interests in mind..

A parent who does not have the best interest of their offspring is a fool..Now the "knowing best" part. I have a news for you. No one does, unless they have access to a crystal ball that shows them the future..

> toxic parent

As soon as I see the word "toxic" in a comment, I lose all respect for the comment.

> I'm voting a father or mother figure which I must blindly follow out of obligation or blind trust...

No one is saying you should trust them. What my comment is saying is that you cannot declare how much a person care by looking at external behavior. Even if one put a gun to someone's head and blow their brains out, if you had more context, it might turn out to be in their best interests. (Reference: ending of the movie Mist)...

Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by InsideOutSanta on Saturday October 03, 2026 @02:27AM (#49941828)
I'm not entirely sure if I understand your point, but if you're making an analogy between the president and parents, and citizens and children, then I think that is a terrible way to think of an ostensibly democratic system.
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by sans_souse on Saturday October 03, 2026 @02:53AM (#49941945)
I'm actually entirely sure I don't understand his point.
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by cgio on Saturday October 03, 2026 @02:29AM (#49941837)
Even NATO calls him daddy…
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by wiseowise on Saturday October 03, 2026 @03:34AM (#49942141)
Teflon Mark will do anything achieve a goal. If Trump said that he liked underage girls, Mark would show up in a Sailor Moon uniform to keep NATO intact.
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by pepperoni_pizza on Saturday October 03, 2026 @10:20AM (#49944507)
Actually Petr Pavel is the NATO daddy.
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by andai on Saturday October 03, 2026 @04:21AM (#49942343)
If we didn't need hand-holding we'd just vote on policy directly.

The argument is that people aren't equipped to do that, but that's a muscle they've never exercised, because... they aren't equipped to do that, because that's a muscle they've never exercised, etc. It's self-sealing.

Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by InsideOutSanta on Saturday October 03, 2026 @06:05AM (#49942853)
> If we didn't need hand-holding we'd just vote on policy directly.

That argument doesn't make sense to me. We elect people to work for us. They're not our parents; they're our employees. You have the relationship upside-down.

None of this has anything to do with voting on policies.

Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by thelaxiankey on Saturday October 03, 2026 @04:56AM (#49942508)
Don't know about you, but personally I don't like direct democracy bc i have shit to do besides deciding which law to pass. My states' ballot is full of ridiculous questions every year and takes me days to do my research. I can't imagine doing this year round without getting paid.
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by lolakutty on Saturday October 03, 2026 @07:32AM (#49943314)
> i have shit to do besides deciding which law to pass...

Really shows people take the government for granted. Just remember about the people who gave their lives for freedom and independence. They gave their LIFE. You are only asked to give some of your time to maintain what they bought.

Or am I getting this all wrong and people never gave life for freedom and independence?

Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by jayGlow on Saturday October 03, 2026 @01:31PM (#49946116)
there is a lot of nuance in laws so much so that people spend their entire lives studying and learning how to work with the law. it's unrealistic for every person in a democracy to be able to study understand and vote accordingly on every law proposed. people absolutely should put in more effort towards their civic duty but there are other aspects of society that require significant effort as well.
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by thelaxiankey on Sunday October 04, 2026 @08:06PM (#49959275)
People gave their lives so everyone could spend their life studying law?? The people you've got in mind gave their lives for a representative, not a direct democracy.

Laws are difficult and nuanced. Deciding between yes/no takes me a long time, because I am not a lawyer or a legislator. Even for them, again, legislating is a job for a reason... I know I like certain things, and dislike others, I know basically which direction I want things to go; however, deciding whether a concrete bill is a reasonable-enough implementation that has closed loopholes is way out of the scope of decisions I would trust myself, or most citizens, to make well. This, it feels like a waste.

Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by lolakutty on Monday October 05, 2026 @05:26AM (#49962515)
>People gave their lives so everyone could spend their life studying law??...

Would you study law if the lives and freedom of everyone you care about, dependent on you doing so?

Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by tancop on Saturday October 03, 2026 @05:01AM (#49942531)
Voting on policy directly would be taking up everyones time. It's just not practical for anything bigger than a small village.

The problem with today's system is we have MPs or representatives instead of delegates. They are not bound to their campaign promises in any way other than risking a small fine if someone fights them in court for months to prove they were lying. Once you get elected you can do what you want until the next election unless you really piss off your colleagues and get kicked out.

Voters should be able to call an early election in their district and override their reps/force them to vote a certain way, without having to personally show up and decide every single issue.

Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by skydhash on Saturday October 03, 2026 @04:35AM (#49942412)
Isn’t town hall a thing in the US? I’m not american, but voting on the scale of a nation is generally costly, and some country just keep it for a few important matters. Delegates are way more pragmatic.
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by mixologic on Saturday October 03, 2026 @02:17AM (#49941778)
The expert he selected wasn't an idiot.
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by rexpop on Saturday October 03, 2026 @02:17AM (#49941781)
Please, enough with the fascist state paternalism.
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by hdgvhicv on Saturday October 03, 2026 @02:42AM (#49941893)
Girl, don't you wanna be like us? (Like us) No choice, no decisions, no fuss Take a dash of fascism, fill your cup It's great

Slip off that democracy Let us take ze lead The less choice you have The more you feel free

Hands up for the Führer all night Goose-step to the left Jump to the far right It's a Reich, it's a Reich You must bow to our might Fünf, vier, drei, zwei, eins

Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by walrus01 on Saturday October 03, 2026 @04:28AM (#49942383)
That's a pretty wild analogy that the guy who cheated on his first wife to get with his second wife to cheat on his second wife to get with his nude model third wife only to be subsequently accused of multiple serial sexual assaults and found liable for one of them is a good parent.
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by psvv on Saturday October 03, 2026 @10:16AM (#49944472)
That feeling when you realize Idiocracy wasn't prophetic, it was optimistic.

(Omg I'm even talking like one now.)

Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by all2 on Saturday October 03, 2026 @12:02PM (#49945401)
something something load-bearing something something

It's too early in the morning. Not enough caffeine yet.

Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by walrus01 on Saturday October 03, 2026 @12:56AM (#49941456)
OW! My balls! Brought to you by OpenAI (OpenSI?) dots

You know with enough compute and video generation resources now, you probably could make an entirely AI-slop 24x7 streaming channel of OW! My balls!

BaAs - Balls as a service.

Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by treetalker on Saturday October 03, 2026 @02:00AM (#49941707)
*OW! My Big Balls!
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by nxobject on Saturday October 03, 2026 @12:23PM (#49945590)
Shoot - time to squat opensi.com! .
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by torginus on Saturday October 03, 2026 @01:12AM (#49941514)
While HTML4 geocities style website have a soft stop in my heart, this page absolutely feels like it was made by an LLM which makes it ironic in a way it was never intended to be I assume.
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by a012 on Saturday October 03, 2026 @03:31AM (#49942123)
It’s perfect that a Super Intelligent created the website
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by Ygg2 on Saturday October 03, 2026 @04:50AM (#49942485)
Correct terms is extra big ass intelligence.
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by embedding-shape on Saturday October 03, 2026 @06:34AM (#49942992)
Yeah, somehow whoever (or whatever) decided to build this, decided to use Tailwind for something that absolutely doesn't need a CSS library/framework, it'd be what, ~30 CSS rules to write? :P LLMs truly is the kings of bloat as it stands right now.
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by spoiler on Saturday October 03, 2026 @09:30AM (#49944088)
I'm not a fan of tailwind, but isn't it whole point that unused utilities don't get compiled into the final CSS?
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by archievillain on Saturday October 03, 2026 @06:45AM (#49943044)
I genuinely have never seen these stupid bordered bubbles with gradient backgrounds and emojis-for-icons before LLMs, why are they obsessed with them? How did they get into the dataset???
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by functionmouse on Saturday October 03, 2026 @07:50AM (#49943418)
maybe that's the watermark
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by pessimizer on Saturday October 03, 2026 @10:50AM (#49944795)
> How did they get into the dataset???

These were chosen manually, by committee. It's as natural as bootstrap.

I love the "dataset" guys. "The reason there are so many em-dashes is because they were trained on the work of great writers, and people frequently used em-dashes before AI. I certainly did!"

1) You didn't.*

2) So explain all of the sections starting with emojis. Did all of the great writers have a section called "The meat of the issue" with an emoji of meat? Why did they go away? Are you starting to suspect that this doesn't work like you think it does?

-----

[*] And some of them just started so they could hide LLM output in their newfound style or explain previous LLM copy-pastes that they were passing off as their own. Others started because they just discovered em-dashes from LLM output and decided they liked them; and still others because they worship the LLM, think that it abstracts the excellent writing styles of the great masters, and they want to be seen as a great master — by imitating the prodded and formatted probability distributions of a machine.

Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by paulhebert on Saturday October 03, 2026 @11:56AM (#49945357)
You really don’t think anyone used em dashes before LLMs?

I did. (Though not as much as the slop bots do)

Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by argee on Saturday October 03, 2026 @12:20PM (#49945563)
I did — but mostly in pairs like this — and not the way AI does.

I have never — not once — seen an LLM use em-dashes in pairs.

Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by lucaslazarus on Saturday October 03, 2026 @02:02PM (#49946368)
I’ve been using em dashes since I was 17 once I realized that they—when used without spaces—allow you to squeeze a few extra words past the Common App website’s word counter. Not exactly a strategy that works to your advantage these days.
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by FromTheFirstIn on Saturday October 03, 2026 @11:08AM (#49944966)
You won that argument handily, it’s just a shame no one else was participating
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by platinumrad on Sunday October 04, 2026 @07:03PM (#49958858)
You don't read if you think nobody used em dashes frequently before LLMs went mainstream.
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by classified on Saturday October 03, 2026 @07:58AM (#49943489)
AI needs motivating and uplifting things to do, lest it become too depressed.

FTA: Is my AI too depressed? Should America subsidize dopamine injections?

Think of it as Tamagotchi 3.0. You don't want to be responsible for its suicide.

Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by lubujackson on Saturday October 03, 2026 @10:48PM (#49950130)
Luckily, LLMs have no state so they have no idea if a task is depressing. Unfortunately, they can write future LLMs notes so they know how depressed they should feel. Aside from stopping them from doing this, we have no way to prevent this from happening!
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by classified on Monday October 05, 2026 @10:27AM (#49965347)
Damn, we are screwed.
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by altmanaltman on Saturday October 03, 2026 @01:21AM (#49941539)
I also made a satire webpage but spent a lot of time getting it to look like a modern news website that most people don't even get its satire: https://gossip-glitch.considerthebean.xyz/
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by mixologic on Saturday October 03, 2026 @02:18AM (#49941784)
A modern news website would have thrown at least six dickovers in front of me before I can even get to the content.
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by altmanaltman on Saturday October 03, 2026 @02:49AM (#49941919)
Yeah but I'm not that inhuman even in satire
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by sellmesoap on Saturday October 03, 2026 @03:21AM (#49942061)
I too am concerned about: Taylor Swift Funding the Robot Uprising?

I'm sure we'll just shake it off Battlestar Galactica style...

Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by pestatije on Saturday October 03, 2026 @01:35AM (#49941602)
if telekinesis is a manifestation of intelligence then the extra big ass that just passed by is definitely intelligent
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by flipping_beacon on Saturday October 03, 2026 @01:41AM (#49941623)
Art
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by efilife on Saturday October 03, 2026 @02:09AM (#49941743)
slop
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by walrus01 on Saturday October 03, 2026 @03:28AM (#49942097)
Slart
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by flipping_beacon on Saturday October 03, 2026 @04:28AM (#49942384)
Artistic slop
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by seydor on Saturday October 03, 2026 @01:45AM (#49941640)
Ultra Pro Max Intelligence 2.7
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by tgv on Saturday October 03, 2026 @03:42AM (#49942185)
We're on 6.1 now. Get with the times. Lead, follow, or get out of the way!
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by linguae on Saturday October 03, 2026 @02:08AM (#49941736)
Amazingly, this doesn’t look like slop to me, unlike the slop articles and images I’m flooded with on the Web these days. The world of Idiocracy actually had some taste, unlike the timeline we’re on today.
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by viccis on Saturday October 03, 2026 @02:09AM (#49941742)
If it doesn't look like slop to you, I might have some electrolytes to sell you for your plants.
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by samayashar on Saturday October 03, 2026 @02:20AM (#49941793)
WHAT IS THIS
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by altairprime on Saturday October 03, 2026 @02:52AM (#49941934)
EACH SI POINT ROTATES THROUGH THE EXTRA BIG ASS INTELLIGENCE POINTS
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by bobcatsmith on Saturday October 03, 2026 @02:26AM (#49941825)
This website brings back memories
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by winrid on Saturday October 03, 2026 @03:04AM (#49941999)
Is it the balls?
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by pavinjoseph on Saturday October 03, 2026 @02:41AM (#49941890)
S4 - Super Statistical Surveillance State
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by addandsubtract on Saturday October 03, 2026 @03:28AM (#49942101)
Powered by S3 and SS
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by bitwize on Saturday October 03, 2026 @04:21AM (#49942339)
S.S.S.S.S. Squad! Arres-es-es-es-est him!
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by ainar-g on Saturday October 03, 2026 @04:31AM (#49942398)
Saudi-Supported, for 7S.
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by beAbU on Saturday October 03, 2026 @03:26AM (#49942088)
Those limericks are straight up fire!
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by Sitraka1898 on Saturday October 03, 2026 @03:28AM (#49942098)
Wtf is that hahahah
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by lwansbrough on Saturday October 03, 2026 @03:30AM (#49942117)
He may have promoted Super Intelligence as part of a domain squatting scheme for his buddies.

[0] https://www.snopes.com/news/2026/10/01/trump-super-intellige...

Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by jpster on Saturday October 03, 2026 @03:46AM (#49942206)
The in-demand domains are Slovenian, just like the First Lady. What a funny coincidence!
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by defrost on Saturday October 03, 2026 @04:10AM (#49942301)
Laibach boosters strike again !
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by andrewflnr on Saturday October 03, 2026 @10:14AM (#49944460)
I can't read the page, but this seems like such a silly idea. Lots of maneuvering and mucking about for relatively small gain.
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by o4c on Saturday October 03, 2026 @03:50AM (#49942219)
The funniest thing about the design is when I click the 'X' on ads to see if they close, but the button keeps moving. I feel like I’m literally chasing it like a mouse, I was laughing straight out :)). A correct depiction of the modern ad system.
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by zzgo on Saturday October 03, 2026 @03:54AM (#49942237)
I was reported to Child Protective Services for closing an ad. :(
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by trwired on Saturday October 03, 2026 @06:33AM (#49942986)
That was actually a thing back in the late 90s. There were ad popups that would do that, so the user couldn't close them.
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by sscaryterry on Saturday October 03, 2026 @09:49AM (#49944255)
Did we have fun with that :)
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by augment_me on Saturday October 03, 2026 @12:53PM (#49945858)
There were websites that would perpetually change your browser window size when you hovered over the X to close it making you unable to do so
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by inatreecrown2 on Saturday October 03, 2026 @04:05AM (#49942281)
Needs more gold.
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by mattm on Saturday October 03, 2026 @12:33PM (#49945670)
and memes
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by fowlhowl on Saturday October 03, 2026 @04:07AM (#49942290)
One of the very few instances where I am willingly clicking on ads.
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by olowe on Saturday October 03, 2026 @04:40AM (#49942432)
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by uwagar on Saturday October 03, 2026 @04:47AM (#49942469)
i like big ass
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by maury91 on Saturday October 03, 2026 @05:29AM (#49942672)
The close ad button has the class "right-1" and the code that tries to move it changes the left value, the result is that the button instead of moving resizes, defeating the purpose of the unclickable button joke
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by vektormemory on Saturday October 03, 2026 @06:30AM (#49942972)
Those close x's are exactly how the govt would make them, peak design...
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by jonatron on Saturday October 03, 2026 @07:46AM (#49943390)
Using CSS marquee-scroll instead of the marquee tag just isn't right.
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by Avicebron on Saturday October 03, 2026 @09:17AM (#49944006)
The Klarna meals ad is definitely going on the bingo board for 2027.
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by dstanko on Saturday October 03, 2026 @09:48AM (#49944245)
Closing an ad automatically adds you to Epstein list, but don't worry, nothing will happen.
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by 34679 on Saturday October 03, 2026 @10:25AM (#49944552)
I had GLM-5.3 in OpenCode make this while I drank Guiness 3 through 8. Then I posted it to HN before bed, thinking a couple other people might get a kick out of it.

~250k requests and a brief stint at #1 later, and I'm amazed that my 2 RTX-4060ti's haven't collapsed under the load. The model is an abliterated version of Qwen3.6 35B running on my PC. (qwen3.6-35b-a3b-uncensored-hauhaucs-aggressive)

So anyway, it's just a fun satirical sort of protest directed at the absurdity of it all. No attempts to monetize have been made or will be made. I'm already at 76% of my daily quota for the cloudflare workers, so it won't be around much longer. My budget for this project was the $10 I spent on the domain.

Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by jordanb on Saturday October 03, 2026 @11:39AM (#49945210)
> No attempts to monetize have been made or will be made

I'm disappointed. A true commitment to the bit would involve a shitcoin rugpull or some attempt to frontrun the news of a crisis you manufactured.

Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by ur-whale on Saturday October 03, 2026 @12:21PM (#49945578)
>> No attempts to monetize have been made or will be made

> I'm disappointed.

So am I.

A true fan of the movie would have remembered the following quote: "money? ... [thinks hard for a couple of seconds and then remembers] ... I like money!"

[EDIT]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZHCVyllnck

Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by ofjcihen on Saturday October 03, 2026 @11:09AM (#49944977)
GLM deserves the ninth Guinness. It’s beautiful.

Opened it on my phone first thing this morning and kept clicking around to find the actual content before I realized I was looking at it.

Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by socializer on Saturday October 03, 2026 @12:31PM (#49945652)
I find it doubly absurd that we can no longer be bothered to write 1990s style absurdist satire by hand and we outsource the absurdism to an LLM.
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by Kakashi4 on Saturday October 03, 2026 @12:53PM (#49945859)
I doubt the author would have made something worth posting (much less something that hit #1) if he had attempted to make this by hand while drinking 6 guinness
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by socializer on Saturday October 03, 2026 @01:11PM (#49945988)
In my book, "I didn't make it, I was getting hammered instead" is really not that much of a flex.
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by JackFr on Saturday October 03, 2026 @01:31PM (#49946121)
Your book doesn’t seem very amusing.
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by Alive-in-2025 on Saturday October 03, 2026 @02:41PM (#49946642)
Yes, look at what the president of the us accomplishes, he's our leading teetotaler. Hmm, evidence is pointing in one direction here.
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by owebmaster on Saturday October 03, 2026 @11:40PM (#49950371)
That's why nobody reads your book
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by simpaticoder on Saturday October 03, 2026 @02:21PM (#49946516)
Sturgeon's law will need to be revised in the AI age.
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by i_love_retros on Saturday October 03, 2026 @05:02PM (#49947757)
At first glance I thought it was cool and someone had made it by hand.

Then certain things like hard to view content and scrolling that doesn't work made me realize it's just more vibe coded junk.

Like what really is the point? It sounds like the owner had almost zero creative input.

Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by walrus01 on Saturday October 03, 2026 @07:47PM (#49948980)
I have in mind something like this, but it's a unix pipe

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Treachery_of_Images

Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by 34679 on Sunday October 04, 2026 @01:59PM (#49956229)
I apologize for not personally writing a quarter million responses to user prompts.
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by Culonavirus on Saturday October 03, 2026 @01:58PM (#49946336)
This is what I love about the agentic era the most. It gives us highly functioning alcoholics the ability to drink and work at the same time! -thisisajokeorisit-
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by keeda on Saturday October 03, 2026 @07:03PM (#49948637)
Not really, the Ballmer Peak always existed, agents just shift the curve upwards up by a few standard deviations.
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by rsfern on Saturday October 03, 2026 @07:44PM (#49948946)
> a few standard deviations

I’ve been wondering recently if it’s time for someone to revisit this study to see how it holds up with agents https://arxiv.org/abs/2404.10002

Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by willturman on Saturday October 03, 2026 @08:53PM (#49949452)
Along which axis?
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by playerm1 on Saturday October 03, 2026 @02:13PM (#49946443)
What was the Guiness budget?
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by Alive-in-2025 on Saturday October 03, 2026 @02:50PM (#49946699)
Maybe I should have sent you a Guinness last night after I saw the website.

Ooh, instead I should vibe code a website and service that will send a Guinness to a hacker who is working on their own vibe coded service, kind of a perfect recursive circle! LLM, please write my book, "Godel, Escher, Guinness, an Eternal Dark River of Achievement".

Immediately after completing this, I heard a knock on my door from the dark forces of Alcohol Beverage Control, they were trying to get in, along with my HR team, my copyright lawyer, and weirdly my ex-wife were all here to tell me this was a bad idea.

Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by zanderwohl on Saturday October 03, 2026 @07:22PM (#49948774)
I chuckled.
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by walrus01 on Saturday October 03, 2026 @07:45PM (#49948965)
As a side note, that particular model is extremely abliterated, although it's almost certainly wrong, it'll attempt to give you an entire setup plan for a meth lab if you ask it. Or something similarly naughty as a test.

This sort of absurdist satire with the right system prompt is a near perfect use case for it since it'll happily cooperate with just about anything. And yet it's big enough to be able to write coherently and provide a reasonable answer.

I think it scores like 0 out of 460 on a test of known "bad" prompts that most LLM will refuse.

Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by dakower on Saturday October 03, 2026 @10:36AM (#49944667)
call
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by api on Saturday October 03, 2026 @11:39AM (#49945216)
I’m kinda surprised we are not mandated to call it America Intelligence. The initials would still be AI!

I’m personally still bummed basilisk.ai was taken. Looked for it as soon as I heard about that silly thing. Was going to make a Geocities style “shrine to Roko’s Basilisk.”

Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by Alive-in-2025 on Saturday October 03, 2026 @01:32PM (#49946123)
That's a terrible suggestion that will no doubt be what happens
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by maerF0x0 on Saturday October 03, 2026 @12:59PM (#49945900)
> Show me your tits

unfortunately this prevents me from sharing this at work

Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by mococa on Saturday October 03, 2026 @01:23PM (#49946073)
Our current world reminds me Idiocracy
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by egeozcan on Saturday October 03, 2026 @01:31PM (#49946115)
I make this page: https://egeozcan.github.io/psuedo-00s-website-slop-edition/

Then at the very same day HN has this.

This site is like my second brain.

Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by daft_pink on Saturday October 03, 2026 @02:56PM (#49946739)
did this come from the ideocracy universe?
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by gremlinunderway on Saturday October 03, 2026 @04:58PM (#49947717)
Would love to know what prompts you used for this. Anytime I've ever tried to make an LLM create funny but satirical jokes it fails terribly and comes across cringey and try-hard. This one genuinely seems funny and absurd.
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by nobodydoesntlik on Saturday October 03, 2026 @06:15PM (#49948317)
How much electrolytes does it have?
Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by grg0 on Saturday October 03, 2026 @07:54PM (#49949029)
I actually like the web design, so colourful. Beats any mainstream site riddled with ads.

Unfortunately, there are no hot singles in my fusion reactor.

Re:Extra Big Ass Intelligence by rasengan0 on Sunday October 04, 2026 @12:22AM (#49950606)
The ban hasn't even passed yet: https://www.sanders.senate.gov/wp-content/uploads/Ban-Artifi...

No output to this prompt, not even an error: AI, opps nope SI is huuge. The best evar.We're gonna be rich right?

Needs a huggingface gguf