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Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by nrmitchi on Sunday November 08, 2026 @03:58PM (#50417177)
The title on this is just extremely misleading.

Nvidia is doing an investigation of Jensen Huang being targeted in an intelligence operation; ie, an investigation of something that happened to him.

The title implies that Jensen Huang is the target of Nvidia's investigation.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by JumpCrisscross on Sunday November 08, 2026 @04:01PM (#50417193)
> Nvidia is doing an investigation of Jensen Huang being targeted in an intelligence operation

The Board has launched an investigation of its CEO. This is how it’s being branded.

If you’re just coöperating with law enforcement, all assuredly on one team, you don’t launch a Board investigation, you let your CEO and an outside law firm handle it.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by paxy on Sunday November 08, 2026 @04:03PM (#50417229)
> The NVIDIA Board is initiating an independent investigation in light of recent reporting that founder and CEO Jensen Huang has been the target of a foreign intelligence effort.

This is the exact wording. Nowhere do they say they are investigating the CEO. They are investigating an incident, and the CEO is part of it.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by JumpCrisscross on Sunday November 08, 2026 @04:05PM (#50417239)
> Nowhere do they say they are investigating the CEO

They don’t have to. If you know anything about how Boards work, you know what this means.

Boards don’t independently investigate anything with outside counsel as a regular matter of course. They have their CEO do it.

To round this out, CEOs routinely survive independent Board investigations. But it points to a diminishment of their power and trust.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by scandox on Sunday November 08, 2026 @04:02PM (#50417208)
Here's the vastly more sensible title from WSJ: "Nvidia’s Board to Investigate Reports That Jensen Huang Was Spying Target"
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by JumpCrisscross on Sunday November 08, 2026 @04:04PM (#50417235)
Both are based on the linked statement, the primary source. A Board forming an independent committee with outside counsel means it’s considering implicating the CEO. You don’t say that. But you also don’t do this if you have full trust and confidence in your executive.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by metalspot on Sunday November 08, 2026 @04:14PM (#50417330)
This is completely false. The board has a fiduciary duty to conduct an independent investigation. It is completely routine.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by JumpCrisscross on Sunday November 08, 2026 @04:55PM (#50417753)
> board has a fiduciary duty to conduct an independent investigation

What are you basing this on?

> It is completely routine

This is bullshit. In a majority of cases where the Board independently investigates a public-company CEO, the CEO gets removed [1].

[1] https://www.gsb.stanford.edu/faculty-research/publications/s...

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by ajross on Sunday November 08, 2026 @04:02PM (#50417218)
Yeah, but the "intelligence operation" was that his girlfriend was a spy. Inevitably, that's going to involve asking questions like "did he give his girlfriend sensitive stuff?".

The headline is indeed misleading, but so is your reinterpretation. It's not like the guy got his phone hacked.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by root_axis on Sunday November 08, 2026 @04:08PM (#50417277)
> but the "intelligence operation" was that his girlfriend was a spy

It's worse than that - his mistress was a spy. This carries additional concerns since it opens the possibility of blackmail or extortion.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by madaxe_again on Sunday November 08, 2026 @04:16PM (#50417358)
They’ll do what? Go public with it? Hard to do when it’s already public.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by root_axis on Sunday November 08, 2026 @04:19PM (#50417399)
It's public now - the concern is obviously regarding the period of time when it wasn't public.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by Muromec on Sunday November 08, 2026 @05:29PM (#50418111)
They can go public with more information that we don't know yet, but the man does.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by prmoustache on Sunday November 08, 2026 @04:33PM (#50417540)
> "did he give his girlfriend sensitive stuff?"

Usually those body parts you share are quite sensitive. That's the point.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by TheTrueAres on Sunday November 08, 2026 @04:07PM (#50417258)
I would suspect they will be investigating how easy it is to honeypot him.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by JumpCrisscross on Sunday November 08, 2026 @04:07PM (#50417264)
> suspect they will be investigating how easy it is to honeypot him

They should be investigating two and only two things: if he knowingly lied to the Board and if he corruptly colluded to suppress the evidence of any government’s investigation into Alice Huang.

If the answer to both is no, he is a man who got duped and compromised America and Taiwan’s national security in the process. Still, probably, a great founder and CEO.

If the answer to either is yes, he should resign, personally indemnify the company against shareholder lawsuits, and switch focus to defending himself against criminal charges.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by LPisGood on Sunday November 08, 2026 @04:10PM (#50417286)
I disagree. A lack of candor or active deception are certainly disqualifying, but dangerous naïveté or a lack of discretion with respect to company secrets and devices is just as bad.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by JumpCrisscross on Sunday November 08, 2026 @04:12PM (#50417303)
> dangerous naïveté or a lack of discretion with respect to company secrets and devices is just as bad

It can be mitigated. Lying cannot.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by metalspot on Sunday November 08, 2026 @04:19PM (#50417401)
In case you don't remember we had a US President who lied under oath about having an affair and it was no big deal.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by nerdix on Sunday November 08, 2026 @04:32PM (#50417524)
It would've have been a bigger deal if Monica Lewinsky was a Russian spy.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by natebc on Monday November 09, 2026 @03:38PM (#50431722)
That also lead to an impeachment, kind of a big deal.

I guess it depends on what your definition of "was no big deal" is.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by metalspot on Sunday November 08, 2026 @04:32PM (#50417535)
> Nvidia Corp. Chief Executive Officer Jensen Huang said the chipmaker’s dealings with Megaspeed International were “normal and not unusual”

https://archive.is/ljGPF

No lie here.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by metalspot on Sunday November 08, 2026 @04:18PM (#50417377)
> compromised America and Taiwan’s national security in the process

absurd claim with zero evidence to support it. if there was any evidence that he actually compromised US national security he would already be gone. there isn't even any evidence that the woman is a Chinese asset. that is just speculation from whatever felons leaked their illegal surveillance of a US citizen's private life.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by kraken_cult on Sunday November 08, 2026 @04:22PM (#50417430)
> if there was any evidence that he actually compromised US national security he would already be gone.

It's likely the story coming out like this is the best mitigation they can come up with, if AI is a national security interest of the US and he's granting a Chinese asset access to said interests. He's already conspiring with a foreign government against the interests of the US.

That he's extremely visible in his role is probably the only reason he's still around, until next week or whenever. The US doesn't vanish prominent CEOs like that, that's more a China thing.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by JumpCrisscross on Sunday November 08, 2026 @04:59PM (#50417797)
> That he's extremely visible in his role is probably the only reason he's still around

The stock is massively up under his leadership. Firing Jensen would cause a massive loss of personal wealth to everyone on that Board. You don't even want to announce an investigation like this unless you're personally scared of getting implicated in a potential cover-up.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by iknowstuff on Sunday November 08, 2026 @04:23PM (#50417439)
Oh my, that’s quite the confident response. Do you have any particular info on this that I’m missing?
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by Barrin92 on Sunday November 08, 2026 @04:34PM (#50417549)
>if there was any evidence that he actually compromised US national security he would already be gone

okay that's a joke in this administration right, the sitting American president is a threat to American national security and they made a woman who took private trips to Assad the Director of National Intelligence

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by throwawaythekey on Sunday November 08, 2026 @04:47PM (#50417662)
The same Assad government that Trump and allies then helped to overthrow and replace with a group that was officially designated as an alias of Al Qaeda?

The admin definitely stinks but Tulsi is one of the cleaner ones.

https://2017-2021.state.gov/amendments-to-the-terrorist-desi...

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by JumpCrisscross on Sunday November 08, 2026 @04:52PM (#50417730)
> if there was any evidence that he actually compromised US national security he would already be gone

Seriously? Our intelligence community and corporate governance is just operating in perfect shape right now?

> there isn't even any evidence that the woman is a Chinese asset

Lol got it.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by bluegatty on Sunday November 08, 2026 @04:33PM (#50417536)
Nobody needs to be told twice they are going to be victim of a honey pot.

They are 1) covering their butts 2) placating external influences (probably state dept) 3) trying to find out what happened, but not have it be exposed 4) Avoiding risk of their Goose laying Golden Eggs at all costs.

The man is bringing them gazillions, they are not going to flip him over like a cheezeburger.

He's replacable but it comes with gigantic risk.

Board's tend to enable thing that fill their coffers with money and protect that over everything else.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by root_axis on Sunday November 08, 2026 @04:15PM (#50417336)
It is not at all misleading. Huang's conduct as the CEO of arguably the most influential AI firm in the world, having an extra-marital affair with a Chinese spy, is obviously going to be a central part of any investigation into this.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by dyauspitr on Sunday November 08, 2026 @04:21PM (#50417423)
So strange, she’s very plain looking. I’ve slept with better looking Chinese women at my local massage parlor in Florida. I’m guessing it must be harder for people that are that famous to meet women that keep things under wraps.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by bluegatty on Sunday November 08, 2026 @04:29PM (#50417493)
No, language matters.

"XXX is being investigated" implies there's some kind of possible wrongdoing here.

There might be some of that, but this is not likely the focus of the investigation.

They're investigating a potential influence operation involving the CEO, which may overlap with investigating some kind of culpability on his part.

It's an unfair editorial headline.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by fakedang on Sunday November 08, 2026 @04:52PM (#50417721)
It's not an editorial headline when it's straight from the source lol. This is the official NVidia press release.

Do you seriously think NVidia wants to have more eyeballs on this scandal?

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by bluegatty on Sunday November 08, 2026 @05:53PM (#50418387)
It is literally not straight from the source.

Source:

"initiating an independent investigation in light of recent reporting that founder and CEO Jensen Huang has been the target of a foreign intelligence effort."

They are investigating a situation where their CEO was the target of an Op - that's totally reasonable and doesn't remotely hint that he has done something wrong.

This is the right thing for the board to do: "We are investigating the situation because we have been informed that foreign actors may have targeted our staff".

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by dofm on Sunday November 08, 2026 @08:48PM (#50419961)
Unless he has been up front with the board from the beginning about his affair, he has done something wrong.

This is Jensen Huang we are talking about. One of the most significantly influential people on earth, one of the planet’s most obvious espionage and blackmail targets, someone who both companies and nations will be spying on, and he is shagging a foreign national in secret.

Even if he has enlisted no company employees in his deception of his wife, this is remarkably negligent behaviour on a professional level. Just enormous.

Be serious: this is a huge deal and they are for sure looking at his conduct.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by lodovic on Monday November 09, 2026 @01:32AM (#50421854)
To defend him: he should be able to "shag" anyone he likes in secret, no matter the nationality. The question is whether he offered any confidential information in the process. To me this rather looks like some finance and law bros are attempting to oust him now that his company is the most valuable in the world.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by dofm on Monday November 09, 2026 @08:40AM (#50425466)
Offered isn’t the standard, is it? Were his devices hacked? Was he bugged? Has he been compromised in other ways that might make him a further blackmail target?

If this was any other high value C suite employee, Nvidia would fire them for negligence.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by JumpCrisscross on Sunday November 08, 2026 @04:54PM (#50417743)
> "XXX is being investigated" implies there's some kind of possible wrongdoing here

A Board independently investigating its CEO with outside counsel absolutely communicates they think he may have fucked up. You don't do that in the normal course of affairs.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by bluegatty on Sunday November 08, 2026 @05:50PM (#50418356)
No - this is not true.

They are not 'investigating the CEO' - they are investigating the situation.

In the press release they are investigating the fat that Jensen 'was the target of an operation'.

I think the misrepresentative nature of your comment proves my point.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by JumpCrisscross on Sunday November 08, 2026 @06:06PM (#50418555)
> this is not true

What experience or reporting are you basing this on?

> They are not 'investigating the CEO' - they are investigating the situation

This is how all independent investigations by a Board are phrased. Because half the time, you don't fire the CEO. Would you say walking into a meeting where you have a 50% chance of being fired is a nothing burger?

> the misrepresentative nature of your comment proves my point

I think I'm pretty clearly representing what a lot of folks on this thread are misunderstanding, willfully or ignorantly, about the nature of this sort of a Board action.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by root_axis on Sunday November 08, 2026 @04:56PM (#50417765)
> "XXX is being investigated" implies there's some kind of possible wrongdoing here.

There clearly is some "possible wrongdoing here", hence the investigation which has been launched if for no other purpose than to rule that out.

> They're investigating a potential influence operation involving the CEO

They're not investigating what we already know. The presence of a spy leaves no doubt that Huang was the target of an influence operation, the primary concern now are the details of Huang's conduct with respect to being targeted.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by bluegatty on Sunday November 08, 2026 @05:49PM (#50418335)
" has been launched if for no other purpose than to rule that out.

This is false and basically slander.

The statement from Nvidia indicates no such thing.

They are investigating the fact that Jensen was the target of a Foreign Intelligence Operation - literally those are the words.

The target of the government's investigation is her (Alice Huang) not him.

They are not 'investigating Jensen', it's an unfair misrepresentation.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by lostlogin on Sunday November 08, 2026 @08:04PM (#50419661)
‘ Nvidia said on Sunday that it was opening an investigation into Jensen Huang, its chief executive and co-founder, after he acknowledged to the company’s board that he had been intimate with a business executive who U.S. intelligence determined was a Chinese spy.’

New York Time (paywalled). https://www.nytimes.com/2026/11/08/technology/nvidia-investi...

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by ealexhudson on Sunday November 08, 2026 @04:56PM (#50417766)
The board of directors have no jurisdiction to investigate an "influence operation on their CEO", and even if they did, they have no power to do anything about it. Their jurisdiction is within the business.

If this was primarily an investigation of the external actors, this would be talking about what law enforcement are doing.

The wording of the announcement is pretty neutral but I think it's clear what is within and without their bailiwick. The title is a much more informative description than "Statement from the board".

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by JumpCrisscross on Sunday November 08, 2026 @05:01PM (#50417820)
> board of directors have no jurisdiction to investigate an "influence operation on their CEO", and even if they did, they have no power to do anything about it

They don't need to, but of course they can. You hire investigators and an outside law firm to dig stuff up.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by ElProlactin on Sunday November 08, 2026 @09:50PM (#50420416)
Nvidia is a Delaware company. Under Delaware law a board can remove its CEO by majority vote, for any reason or for no reason.

The board can't remove him from the board. That would take a shareholder vote, but Jensen also doesn't own enough shares to block a vote.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by nostrademons on Sunday November 08, 2026 @04:42PM (#50417619)
I mean, the last 3 paragraphs of NVidia's statement are:

> While the Board has no reason to believe that either national security or NVIDIA secrets were compromised, the Board's inquiry will examine all available information.

> Jensen fully supports the review and has committed to cooperating with it.

> The Board has confidence in Jensen and his leadership team and will provide further updates as appropriate.

My interpretation of this is simply this is what you do when you are the board of a public company and the U.S. government has accused your CEO of being the target of espionage. You need to get the facts, if only to cover your own asses. If it turns out the accusations are hogwash, then you have facts of your own that you can release to counter whatever hogwash the government puts out. If it turns out your CEO committed a crime or otherwise did something improper, then you need to dismiss the CEO to prevent your complicity in the crime. If it turns out there holes in your security protocols around top executives, you need to plug those holes.

But until you have the facts, coming from an independent investigation, neither they nor us have any clue what the right response is.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by JumpCrisscross on Sunday November 08, 2026 @04:57PM (#50417777)
> this is what you do when you are the board of a public company

No, it's not. In a majority of cases where a public-company Board independently investigates its CEO, the CEO gets removed [1]. (And they're all announced like this. If you're in that 40% where you don't remove the CEO, you don't want to have burned them.)

If the Board still unconditionally trusted Jensen, they'd have him hire outside counsel to conduct an independent investigation of NVIDIA's security apparatus.

[1] https://www.gsb.stanford.edu/faculty-research/publications/s...

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by nostrademons on Sunday November 08, 2026 @04:59PM (#50417791)
40% is a pretty high percentage where they don't get removed.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by JumpCrisscross on Sunday November 08, 2026 @05:00PM (#50417818)
> 40% is a pretty high percentage where they don't get removed

It's very low for a CYA exercise.

Boards don't independently investigate their CEOs as a matter of routine or to cover their asses. That's what an independent investigation by outside counsel is for. The Board taking the reins on this is absolutely substantial to anyone who understands how corporate Boards work.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by nostrademons on Sunday November 08, 2026 @05:13PM (#50417951)
We'll see.

Another way to put this is "Do you feel comfortable shorting NVDA tomorrow morning based on this news?" Because if Huang is removed it's very likely they will face challenges finding and reacting the next big use-case for GPUs, not to mention capitalizing on AI (which already is seeming shaky for other reasons). If you're completely confident that this will result in his removal, it seems like there's easy money to be made here.

Personally I don't feel comfortable enough to put my money where my mouth is. I'd give it even odds, but even odds, to me, is not enough to say it'll go one way or another.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by JumpCrisscross on Sunday November 08, 2026 @05:19PM (#50418003)
> Another way to put this is "Do you feel comfortable shorting NVDA tomorrow morning based on this news?"

This is a silly way to read corporate governance. There finer levers for tuning up and down exposure than going long or shorting.

> If you're completely confident that this will result in his removal

Straw man. Nobody argued this. What's being argued is the top comment's implication that this is par for the course is bullshit. The Board is signaling a partial loss of confidence in their CEO. There is also substantial risk–though no assurance–that Jensen will step down.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by mjr00 on Sunday November 08, 2026 @05:39PM (#50418220)
> Because if Huang is removed it's very likely they will face challenges finding and reacting the next big use-case for GPUs

Huang has done a fine job managing NVidia, but he's also the poster child for "better lucky than good."

It's not like he led NVidia out of dire straits to pivot into the cryptocurrency/blockchain, and then AI, bubbles. They were making hardware for computer graphics, and that just so happened to be the same foundational hardware for the two biggest technology bubbles of the 21st century, twice in a row.

I find it hard to believe NVidia's incredible success can be attributed exclusively to him. Sometimes you're just in the right place at the right time.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by sdenton4 on Sunday November 08, 2026 @06:02PM (#50418499)
I'm not a fan of Jensen by any means, but he did start the CUDA program some eight years before it was actually useful (the alexnet moment). He called the need for high performance linear algebra for scientific computing, it just took a while for it to find its first killer app.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by nkassis on Sunday November 08, 2026 @06:44PM (#50418968)
That was becoming a hot topic at the time prior to DL getting on the map but it was smart to recognize the latent demand for GPGPU. Was still going to lead to solid growth with AI was just not going to be the exponential growth we saw if it didn't happen.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by jacquesm on Sunday November 08, 2026 @07:05PM (#50419169)
CUDA was a formalization of what happened outside of NV.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CUDA#History

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by moregrist on Sunday November 08, 2026 @07:05PM (#50419170)
CUDA was well-used in HPC and other compute-intensive spaces long before neural nets were in style.

If you look at the evolution of GPGPU computing, at least from an HPC perspective, CUDA is almost an obvious step. What’s perplexing is that AMD and Intel let it get so far ahead in the late 2000s and early 2010s.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by NetMageSCW on Monday November 09, 2026 @03:49PM (#50431897)
It seems it wasn’t so obvious if Intel, AMD and Apple missed it.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by fc417fc802 on Sunday November 08, 2026 @06:04PM (#50418531)
Meanwhile intel (as but one prominent example) was also researching and manufacturing GPUs for most (all?) of that timeline yet somehow managed to fumble it. Quite often IMO simply not screwing up is a lot harder than it looks.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by cameronh90 on Sunday November 08, 2026 @06:08PM (#50418573)
They’ve been in the right place at the right time too many times.

It’s a bit like when you watch a fantastic FPS player play, they just always seem to be in the right place to catch the other guy off guard.

Huang didn’t know exactly what was coming - but he knew enough and managed to put NV into a position where it could quickly exploit whatever did emerge.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by WalterBright on Sunday November 08, 2026 @09:31PM (#50420280)
> twice in a row

If I ever hit a home run in baseball, it would be blind luck. If I did it twice, nah, that would be incredibly unlikely, as I have zero talent at any ball sports.

Gates, Jobs, and Musk - each had a home run 3 times. That is so unlikely to be happenstance, ya gotta admit they had talent.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by s1artibartfast on Sunday November 08, 2026 @11:13PM (#50420993)
A percentage is a pretty meaningless if there underlying factors that separate those who dont.

I image a large portion of those investigations start with the board or shareholders seriously displeased with the CEO and wanting to mount a case for removal.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by jsnell on Sunday November 08, 2026 @08:18PM (#50419741)
There's some kind of a cognitive bias here similar to the base rate fallacy but not quite the same.

Yes, 40% is pretty high in the abstract. But a 60% chance of getting removed is insanely high compared to the base rate for this concrete case! Before this news broke, what were the odds of Huang not being a CEO of Nvidia a year from now for any reason. I'd definitely have taken the under at 1%, and the over maybe at 0.1%?

Like, what other risks were on the horizon? Him getting bored or tired? Not that man. A terminal illness that was diagnosed too late to treat? That happens very rarely for the ultra rich with their access to infinite high quality health care. A freak accident, e.g. airplane crash? Possible, but the rates are <<1%. Targeted violence? Unlikely, Nvidia is too far removed to be hated that strongly by anyone. The board firing him for some other reason? Seems unlikely there's something even more serious in the wings. A hostile takeover or similar that leads to him being ousted? Logistically and financially impossible.

Going from so rare it's not worth planning for to even odds is a pretty darn big shift from a single event!

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by root_axis on Sunday November 08, 2026 @05:11PM (#50417935)
Sure, but everything you're describing here accurately falls under the label of "investigating the CEO".
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by jimz on Sunday November 08, 2026 @05:47PM (#50418324)
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Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by oooyay on Sunday November 08, 2026 @05:15PM (#50417965)
I, as a shareholder, do not care if the CEO is having an affair so long as the business is not affected. If you can establish the latter, then his personal conduct is between him and his partner.

What I am extra curious about is why is Alice Huang not being rigorously investigated prior to or alongside all of this? If these allegations are true then what she did amounts to treason and a variety of other things. Failing to register as a foreign agent is another. She, at the very least, should be held by the US the same way we hold other foreign nationals charged with treason.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by rustystump on Sunday November 08, 2026 @05:24PM (#50418067)
I, as a shareholder, do care. It isnt about moralism. Sony america lost their ceo because he was banging some 20yo as a perk to sign a contract with another media company and she got mad about it when her side didnt pan out (no acting roles).

It is bad for business. Thats all. Him doing this is bad for Nvidia and bad for shareholders.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by cainxinth on Sunday November 08, 2026 @05:33PM (#50418155)
If nothing else, it's a distraction. And it tarnishes the street's golden image of NVIDIA.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by ryandrake on Sunday November 08, 2026 @05:58PM (#50418448)
What is wrong with these VIPs? I always thought when you become a big, important CEO or politician, they gave you The Book and the first chapter says "Just bang your hot Chinese mistress. Don't tell her any secrets." Jeez, how dumb are these guys?
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by nemomarx on Sunday November 08, 2026 @06:17PM (#50418681)
Have you tried having sex with someone for an extended time and not catching some emotions? It's tough.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by NetMageSCW on Monday November 09, 2026 @03:40PM (#50431742)
What do emotions have to do with secrets?
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by NetMageSCW on Monday November 09, 2026 @03:40PM (#50431751)
Do we know any secrets were told?
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by oooyay on Sunday November 08, 2026 @07:12PM (#50419231)
That is a quid pro quo, that is not the same as simply having an affair with another powerful executive.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by zirkonit on Sunday November 08, 2026 @05:25PM (#50418074)
I'm sorry, but how can a Chinese national living in Singapore be charged for treason in US? Doesn't the concept of treason presume some kind of loyalty to the state in question, usually through citizenship?
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by dofm on Sunday November 08, 2026 @05:33PM (#50418149)
Right. Nothing much that can be done here, though she might not want to visit relatives on holiday.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by coro_1 on Sunday November 08, 2026 @05:40PM (#50418235)
Yup treason is the correct term if Alice Huang were a US Citizen. But they're not.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by rayiner on Sunday November 08, 2026 @05:37PM (#50418203)
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Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by khriss on Sunday November 08, 2026 @05:49PM (#50418333)
Cheating employees is practically entry level stakes for being a CEO. Not only is it tolerated, it's celebrated(at least in the United States).

Cheating shareholders, esp large ones is a big no no since there are real consequences for CEOs engaging in such behaviour.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by fc417fc802 on Sunday November 08, 2026 @05:56PM (#50418421)
I certainly don't condone it but nonetheless the underlying motivations as well as the potential consequences of those behaviors seem almost entirely unrelated to me.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by rayiner on Sunday November 08, 2026 @07:21PM (#50419320)
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Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by machomaster on Sunday November 08, 2026 @07:44PM (#50419497)
It's myopic of you to assume that every marriage is the same and that having mistress would constitute a breach of confidential trust.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by rayiner on Sunday November 08, 2026 @07:51PM (#50419554)
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Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by machomaster on Monday November 09, 2026 @09:49AM (#50426423)
"Cheating" is not cheating e.g. if it is a known arrangement. Marriages, cultures and people are different.

Using steroids in a professional bodybuilding is not cheating.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by rayiner on Monday November 09, 2026 @10:01AM (#50426596)
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Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by fc417fc802 on Monday November 09, 2026 @01:32PM (#50429535)
That's overly general as by that logic nearly every action anyone takes is equivalent. Reliably show up for work? Self serving pursuit of a paycheck. Grocery shopping? Feeding oneself is also self serving.

Someone selling secrets (for example) I would generally assume to be motivated by pure greed coupled with a fairly blatant disregard for both criminal and financial risk.

In contrast, I understand affairs to commonly be motivated by any number of things ranging from lust, various relationship problems, the thrill of something taboo, etc. The risk is also typically more social than financial and certainly not criminal in nature (at least in the west).

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by rayiner on Monday November 09, 2026 @01:53PM (#50429851)
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Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by NetMageSCW on Monday November 09, 2026 @03:42PM (#50431779)
So how many of your Internet purchases do you report on your Sales and Use tax form with your income tax?
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by jimz on Sunday November 08, 2026 @06:03PM (#50418504)
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Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by ndriscoll on Sunday November 08, 2026 @06:31PM (#50418863)
Well he wrote that he was deeply sorry to his family, so presumably his relationship is not as libertine as yours.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by rayiner on Sunday November 08, 2026 @06:43PM (#50418965)
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Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by ricksunny on Monday November 09, 2026 @06:57AM (#50424386)
Please never visit East Africa.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by dofm on Sunday November 08, 2026 @05:39PM (#50418226)
> I, as a shareholder, do not care if the CEO is having an affair so long as the business is not affected.

This is actually a pretty challenging standard, because the moment the CEO tries to gaslight their spouse/partner that it's not an affair, they are already bringing the company into a deception.

This might seem a silly place to draw the line, but consider what the escalations are — the CEO's PA being asked to mislead the spouse, inventing a meeting he was at, inventing an away trip, etc. etc.; they always mount up. There is no executive who has an affair who doesn't pretend they are at work, and there's no pretence that doesn't ultimately put an employee in a difficult position.

It's entirely reasonable for a board to say that if the CEO or the chairman is having an affair it is their business.

And this is before you even consider that the affair is likely to be an employee.

Now, if a CEO at Huang's level of geopolitical importance is having an affair, it's the government's business, because it makes him a blackmail and espionage target.

So yeah, it matters.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by root_axis on Sunday November 08, 2026 @05:40PM (#50418229)
> I, as a shareholder, do not care if the CEO is having an affair so long as the business is not affected

There are 100 different ways that the CEO falling victim to an espionage plot could impact the business.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by enraged_camel on Sunday November 08, 2026 @05:50PM (#50418347)
Yes. For one, it makes them vulnerable to blackmail, so their decisions can no longer be trusted.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by rescbr on Sunday November 08, 2026 @07:29PM (#50419380)
But the cat is out of the bag, so the blackmail won't work anymore.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by oooyay on Sunday November 08, 2026 @07:11PM (#50419218)
Please use the whole quote:

> I, as a shareholder, do not care if the CEO is having an affair so long as the business is not affected. If you can establish the latter, then his personal conduct is between him and his partner.

If you read the second sentence then you and I agree. I care if the business is affected, I don't if it is not and then the rest of this is a personal matter that doesn't need to be a news story because it is gossip.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by chrishare on Sunday November 08, 2026 @07:40PM (#50419457)
Perhaps there should be an investigation? Perhaps the existing awareness of this relationship of his is cause for the board announcing publicly this investigation?
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by oooyay on Sunday November 08, 2026 @10:03PM (#50420507)
Sure? I didn't disagree with doing an investigation. I simply stated what I was curious to understand and what I cared about. It seems like a lot of people replying particularly care about the fact that he cheated on his wife.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by root_axis on Sunday November 08, 2026 @11:13PM (#50420995)
> It seems like a lot of people replying particularly care about the fact that he cheated on his wife

People care because the cheating puts him in a potentially compromising situation, especially in the context of corporate espionage. It's not that complicated.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by oooyay on Sunday November 08, 2026 @11:23PM (#50421052)
I think if you actually read this thread and others you'd find a laundry list of invented reasons people think it's significant. So, I think it is somewhat complicated, and I think it very much is up for debate.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by coro_1 on Sunday November 08, 2026 @08:42PM (#50419918)
> > I, as a shareholder, do not care if the CEO is having an affair so long as the business is not affected. If you can establish the latter, then his personal conduct is between him and his partner.

I, as a shareholder, do not care if the CEO is having an affair so long as the business is not affected

The CEO had an extramarital affair with a major client/customer's executive staff. The business is affected, until it's not.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by shitloadofbooks on Sunday November 08, 2026 @06:05PM (#50418542)
You in a few years time: "I can't believe this person who lied and cheated, lied and cheated to ME."
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by oooyay on Sunday November 08, 2026 @07:08PM (#50419194)
I think you'll be rather disappointed. This is a view I've held since college that's stayed with me to this day. The same logic I see on display in this thread is what I heard when Republicans were going after Bill Clinton. The fact that he lied was the cherry on top, they were very eager to charge him with some kind of moral crime. The fact that the moral crime existed was a giant distraction to the actual risks, and the risks largely didn't exist if the moral crime did not exist.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by dualvariable on Sunday November 08, 2026 @06:29PM (#50418838)
> I, as a shareholder, do not care if the CEO is having an affair so long as the business is not affected.

This is really naive. And I bet other people could do other questionable things that you'd consider to color their entire character and render them untrustworthy.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by ElProlactin on Sunday November 08, 2026 @09:59PM (#50420481)
> ...so long as the business is not affected.

This isn't some hypothetical situation. The woman Huang admitted having an affair with was an executive at a data center company that bought billions of dollars of Nvidia chips and is suspected of having smuggled them to China.

She was allegedly recruited by China's Ministry of State Security to not only gather intelligence from Huang but to try to influence him to lobby for relaxed chip exports to China. We don't know how "influential" she was but pushing for less stringent export controls on Nvidia's chips is exactly what Huang has been doing.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by oooyay on Sunday November 08, 2026 @10:06PM (#50420524)
Do you think that's at competition with what I said? I don't think so. I simply stated that his affair either has the power to be demonstrably important here or not at all. I am responding to threads and threads full of people that seem to mostly care about the fact that he had an affair.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by ElProlactin on Sunday November 08, 2026 @10:24PM (#50420663)
You stated "...so long as the business is not affected."

Let's be clear, again: Huang has admitted an affair with a woman who was an executive at a company that bought billions of dollars of Nvidia chips that may have been smuggled to China, and it turns out she was allegedly a Chinese spy. Her apparent mission: gather intelligence and influence Huang, who has a close relationship with the US president, to lobby for relaxed chip exports to China. Which is what he has been doing.

Huang admitted the affair in an email to company employees, and the Nvidia board of directors has launched an investigation.

By any reasonable definition, the business is clearly affected.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by oooyay on Sunday November 08, 2026 @10:44PM (#50420814)
Yeah, I don't believe we've established that beyond the fact that the US is kind of moralist and it's important to onlookers. We don't really know whether it's materially affected the business.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by somenameforme on Sunday November 08, 2026 @10:23PM (#50420658)
Less stringent export controls are also what he would and should have been arguing for both as a business executive and, paradoxically, probably even even if he was lobbying for US interests. US leadership keeps making the same dumb mistake. When you restrict access to some advanced technology to another technologically advanced country, it's not like the other country just cries and beg you to give it back. Nothing is so advanced that it can't be replicated.

So you going from the other country being fully dependent upon you (putting you at an economic/geopolitical edge) to urgently incentivizing them to make their own advances in the restricted industry, which may eventually surpass your own achievements. For instance the Wolf Amendment [1] is the reason China was never allowed on the 'international' ISS. [1] The idea is that they'd just steal all of our tech or something. So it simply led to the Chinese creating their own space station while the ISS continues to deteriorate with no replacement in sight.

Same thing with chips. Come back to this post in ~15 years.

[1] - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolf_Amendment

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by ElProlactin on Sunday November 08, 2026 @10:33PM (#50420724)
> Less stringent export controls are also what he would and should have been arguing for both as a business executive and, paradoxically, probably even even if he was lobbying for US interests.

You're missing the point, which is that once you've been compromised by a foreign intelligence service, it doesn't matter whether or not what you were lobbying for was logical or "right". What matters is that your relevant actions have been tainted and motivations can no longer be fully trusted, so you lose your credibility.

Nvidia's board is probably going to try to do what it can to look like it's taking this matter seriously without terminating Huang, but that's because there's no succession plan at Nvidia.

Huang's political clout is gone, and he may never get it back.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by somenameforme on Sunday November 08, 2026 @10:52PM (#50420873)
I'm not missing that at all and I fully agree with you. I'm just saying his actions don't condemn him in any way which would also mean it was likely a bad play by China. Ostensibly it's understandable wanting to get an inside with him, but if his natural path forward aligns with your interest then there's not much to be gained, and a potentially significant amount to lose, because now it will predictably result in knee-jerk reactions.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by ElProlactin on Sunday November 08, 2026 @11:24PM (#50421061)
> I'm just saying his actions don't condemn him in any way...

He has lost all credibility. He might remain as CEO of Nvidia, especially because the company doesn't have a succession plan, but this is going to be the end of his political cloud for a good long time, perhaps forever.

> ...which would also mean it was likely a bad play by China.

I don't really think this is the case. China will continue to smuggle chips and work on its own technology regardless.

The bottom line is China's MSS successfully compromised one of the world's most powerful executives and the price that will be paid is mostly on the US side. Given that this was disclosed to Trump a while back and he sat on it, don't be surprised if this becomes another big problem for Trump, who is in a horribly vulnerable spot right now after the midterms.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by somenameforme on Sunday November 08, 2026 @11:59PM (#50421241)
Let me rephrase that - his business actions don't condemn him. Obviously his indiscretions have ruined him, and that was certainly his own actions.

I don't agree this will harm the US in any way, shape, or fashion. It'll be used to justify even more stringent efforts at tech control and greater surveillance efforts of key technological players. All of this fits into US desires to a t. And while none of this will directly harm China, and may even paradoxically benefit them (for reasons mentioned previously), I can't imagine this is something they would directly aim for relative to a more favorable prior status quo.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by ElProlactin on Monday November 09, 2026 @03:00AM (#50422499)
> Obviously his indiscretions have ruined him, and those were certainly his actions, so you're right - but I'd classify those as his personal actions.

Putting aside how strategically important Nvidia is as a company, and the access and influence Huang has on policymakers including the president of the US, he had an affair with an executive at a customer that has purchased billions of dollars of Nvidia chips and may have been smuggling them to China.

The minute you mix your infidelity with the business you run, it's no longer "personal".

> I don't agree this will harm the US in any way, shape, or fashion. It'll be used to justify even more stringent efforts at tech control and greater surveillance efforts of key technological players.

No country is a monolith. The US isn't. China isn't. This is a real mess for the Trump administration and his allies/sycophants, ammunition for Democrats, a potential boon for China hawks, a setback for China doves, etc.

As for "even more stringent efforts at tech control and greater surveillance efforts of key technological players", I don't think this is a simple subject but let's be honest: the oversize influence and power of tech companies today is probably something that does need oversight and regulation. Nothing about the billionaires running these companies suggests they are interested in what's best for average working-class Americans.

> ...I can't imagine this is something they would directly aim for relative to a more favorable prior status quo.

As I stated, China will continue to smuggle Nvidia chips and work on its own technology. This won't affect that. This woman is not the only honeypot in corporate America (or Washington DC) and the Chinese espionage apparatus is very well established and won't be dismantled by this one discovery.

As for the status quo, what status quo are you referring to? The one where China was under peak effective bilateral tariffs of ~150%?

China is biding its time and preparing for conflict, which it knows could very well be kinetic. It has been working very hard to sanctions-proof its supply chain and, more importantly, financial system. It is expanding its nuclear arsenal at the fastest rate globally. And so on.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by somenameforme on Monday November 09, 2026 @08:33AM (#50425379)
I don't see how this in any way whatsoever effects Trump, or see how this has any of the grand effects you're implying. The DNC already can't stop banging Chinese spies - like you had that Federal Congressional Rep, married with children, banging a Chinese spy while on the House Intelligence Committee that oversees the entire US intelligence apparatus. Absolutely nothing happened. He's still in Congress. He didn't even get booted from the Intelligence Committee until his seat expired. It's hilarious really. And on top of that it seems like half the tech elite in the US have Chinese wives.

The status quo I'm referring to is the one China continues to rapidly outpace the US by most of every imaginable metric and the US' growth is not only stuttering but continues to face growing internal (and external) issues. China has absolutely zero reason to rock the boat and has historically always played the long game.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by Merrill on Sunday November 08, 2026 @10:49PM (#50420843)
And, as politician Jesse Unruh famously said -

"If you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women, take their money and then vote against them in the morning, you've got no business being up here."

Jesse M. Unruh, a powerful former Speaker of the California State Assembly.

CEOs should be at least as resistant to influence as politicians.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by klrefg on Monday November 09, 2026 @02:47PM (#50430858)
China is not at war with the US so legally she certainly couldn’t be prosecuted for treason.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by 233mhz on Sunday November 08, 2026 @04:27PM (#50417482)
> of something that happened to him.

Oh no, not again, I just cheated on my wife with a chinese spy, it just "happened to me"

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by InsideOutSanta on Sunday November 08, 2026 @04:44PM (#50417632)
How is it misleading? He cheated with a Chinese spy. That didn't just happen to him, he did that.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by eecc on Sunday November 08, 2026 @05:09PM (#50417906)
Cheating isn’t itself culpable outside of an eventual civil case for divorce.

Whether he abused his executive powers is a different problem.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by machomaster on Sunday November 08, 2026 @07:47PM (#50419517)
The US has a no-fault divorce, so cheating wouldn't matter here either.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by nodesocket on Sunday November 08, 2026 @05:40PM (#50418236)
Also a Chinese spy who worked with Chinese companies who had been flagged as violating import/export rules.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by joshribakoff on Sunday November 08, 2026 @04:47PM (#50417667)
The title implies he is the target of the investigation — that is because he is indeed the target of the investigation.

That is different from the allegation a malicious actor targeted him.

Those aren’t mutually exclusive things.

They need to complete the investigation to decide whether he was an active participant.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by Betelbuddy on Sunday November 08, 2026 @05:04PM (#50417851)
He is the target of the investigation: "Nvidia launches investigation into CEO's affair with suspected Chinese spy" - https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c3dxw10rjn9no

They better check the firmware on his laptops.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by Bengalilol on Sunday November 08, 2026 @05:06PM (#50417878)
Right. But the overall feel of the communication is puzzling. I know it is PR, short, concise and on purpose, but I _read_ something's on the way.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by hn_throwaway_99 on Sunday November 08, 2026 @05:18PM (#50417997)
This has to be the most "well, akchually..." comment I've read on HN in a long time.

Yes, Huang was targeted, as obviously he knew he would be. But "ie, an investigation of something that happened to him." Are you for real with that one? Perhaps Huang should try that with his wife: "You see honey, the fact that my penis ended up in the vagina of a Chinese spy was just something that happened to me."

Good grief.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by sigmar on Sunday November 08, 2026 @05:20PM (#50418017)
One of the most important (of many) questions the board will have is "did Jensen give her any privileged information?" which means it is also an investigation of him.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by Jamesbeam on Sunday November 08, 2026 @05:59PM (#50418453)
Of course he is a target in the investigation and rightfully so.

I understand your portfolio is probably having a bad day soon, so you have an interest in playing this down, but let’s look at the facts.

He cheated on his wife for a longer time. That was no ONS, which does not just speak about the character of this man. If you cheat on the person you love for a year without letting her know, you have zero loyalty, which means also zero loyalty to your country.

It also potentially means he is fully compromised. There are also indicators for that.

If his mistress was a spy, and they had sex, the Chinese will have plenty of sex tapes with him doing god knows what weird billionaire sex stuff, to blackmail the guy into oblivion.

Spies are trained to compromise their targets, going to extreme measures if they have to. If you have to dress up as Snow White and get gangbanged by Jensen Huang and the other six dwarfs to get your country military-grade hardware, that’s an easy choice for any spy.

These people (billionaires, not huang specifically) used to pay someone to have sex with children on a remote, private island. That’s the kind of stuff they are into, because everything they need to do needs to be a special, special experience.

Giant yachts, private jets, flying into orbit with a rocket, Epstein Island, offering horse money to flight attendants for handjobs, fucking furniture (hey JD), and that’s just the stuff we know of for sure from the past few years. If you have so much money, the only joy you have is spending it on things barely anyone else can afford or experience.

I say there even is a chance he is already an enemy of the state.

He tried to take direct influence into the president’s decision about export regulation of chips that have the ability to put China, one of the key adversaries of the United States, into a more competitive position than they would be without those chips.

He himself says AI will be a key technology from military weapons systems to medicine. So basically he was willing and trying to hand the enemies of the United States the equivalent of a digital nuclear warhead.

The president and his family, being deeply involved financially in Huang’s company, according to the press, knew about this relationship and kept silent about it, because he knew this could potentially be extremely damaging to his family’s personal finances and his whole AI portfolio because Huang is the lead salesman of AI worldwide.

Which is something the CIA and Pentagon would immediately look into usually if they weren’t run by greedy idiots loyal to Trump and the dollar sign, and not to their country and its safety.

The only sane way to deal with this as Nvidia and also being a company in the interest of national security is to transition Huang out of an operating role into more of an ambassador or PR mascot role as discreetly as possible.

Do not give him access to technology he could sell to foreign adversaries for blowjobs and some strap-on action.

Do no longer allow him access to the president or senators, put him under 24/7 surveillance and then tell him you will give us anything for the past ten years, every financial transaction you made, all your contacts, where you stayed on your trips to Asia, whom you stayed with and who those people met, you will give us access to all of your private and business mails or you trade that leather jacket against an orange one in Guantanamo while listening 24/7 to Metallica.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by _heimdall on Sunday November 08, 2026 @06:21PM (#50418744)
Yes he could have been targeted by a foreign intelligence agency. That's a government problem to investigate.

The board would be more concerned with his conduct as a CEO and whether he's still best to lead the company.

Having an affair didn't happen to him, he presumably was fully aware of what he was doing there.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by elxr on Sunday November 08, 2026 @06:28PM (#50418829)
> of something that happened to him.

That's not accurate either, and it isn't that simple. Both him and the spy consciously made the decisions that led to this ordeal.

Title is not incorrect, at least by 2026 standards where engagement bait is accepted as long as it's not a complete fabrication.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by rayiner on Sunday November 08, 2026 @07:23PM (#50419335)
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Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by vor_ on Sunday November 08, 2026 @07:33PM (#50419408)
> something that happened to him

What's with this passive language, as if he didn't have agency in cheating on his wife with a spy? Oopsie-daisy, it just happened TO him, like an unexpected rainstorm. Come on.

Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by NetMageSCW on Monday November 09, 2026 @03:53PM (#50431956)
When did he know she was a spy?
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by lacoolj on Sunday November 08, 2026 @10:09PM (#50420556)
Feels like they mean hes become an asset for a foreign intelligence service