Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang
by hn_throwaway_99 on Sunday November 08, 2026 @05:18PM
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This has to be the most "well, akchually..." comment I've read on HN in a long time.
Yes, Huang was targeted, as obviously he knew he would be. But "ie, an investigation of something that happened to him." Are you for real with that one? Perhaps Huang should try that with his wife: "You see honey, the fact that my penis ended up in the vagina of a Chinese spy was just something that happened to me."
Yes, Huang was targeted, as obviously he knew he would be. But "ie, an investigation of something that happened to him." Are you for real with that one? Perhaps Huang should try that with his wife: "You see honey, the fact that my penis ended up in the vagina of a Chinese spy was just something that happened to me."
Good grief.