Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang
by Jamesbeam on Sunday November 08, 2026 @05:59PM
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Of course he is a target in the investigation and rightfully so.
I understand your portfolio is probably having a bad day soon, so you have an interest in playing this down, but let’s look at the facts.
He cheated on his wife for a longer time. That was no ONS, which does not just speak about the character of this man. If you cheat on the person you love for a year without letting her know, you have zero loyalty, which means also zero loyalty to your country.
It also potentially means he is fully compromised.
There are also indicators for that.
If his mistress was a spy, and they had sex, the Chinese will have plenty of sex tapes with him doing god knows what weird billionaire sex stuff, to blackmail the guy into oblivion.
Spies are trained to compromise their targets, going to extreme measures if they have to. If you have to dress up as Snow White and get gangbanged by Jensen Huang and the other six dwarfs to get your country military-grade hardware, that’s an easy choice for any spy.
These people (billionaires, not huang specifically) used to pay someone to have sex with children on a remote, private island. That’s the kind of stuff they are into, because everything they need to do needs to be a special, special experience.
Giant yachts, private jets, flying into orbit with a rocket, Epstein Island, offering horse money to flight attendants for handjobs, fucking furniture (hey JD), and that’s just the stuff we know of for sure from the past few years. If you have so much money, the only joy you have is spending it on things barely anyone else can afford or experience.
I say there even is a chance he is already an enemy of the state.
He tried to take direct influence into the president’s decision about export regulation of chips that have the ability to put China, one of the key adversaries of the United States, into a more competitive position than they would be without those chips.
He himself says AI will be a key technology from military weapons systems to medicine. So basically he was willing and trying to hand the enemies of the United States the equivalent of a digital nuclear warhead.
The president and his family, being deeply involved financially in Huang’s company, according to the press, knew about this relationship and kept silent about it, because he knew this could potentially be extremely damaging to his family’s personal finances and his whole AI portfolio because Huang is the lead salesman of AI worldwide.
Which is something the CIA and Pentagon would immediately look into usually if they weren’t run by greedy idiots loyal to Trump and the dollar sign, and not to their country and its safety.
The only sane way to deal with this as Nvidia and also being a company in the interest of national security is to transition Huang out of an operating role into more of an ambassador or PR mascot role as discreetly as possible.
Do not give him access to technology he could sell to foreign adversaries for blowjobs and some strap-on action.
Do no longer allow him access to the president or senators, put him under 24/7 surveillance and then tell him you will give us anything for the past ten years, every financial transaction you made, all your contacts, where you stayed on your trips to Asia, whom you stayed with and who those people met, you will give us access to all of your private and business mails or you trade that leather jacket against an orange one in Guantanamo while listening 24/7 to Metallica.
I understand your portfolio is probably having a bad day soon, so you have an interest in playing this down, but let’s look at the facts.
He cheated on his wife for a longer time. That was no ONS, which does not just speak about the character of this man. If you cheat on the person you love for a year without letting her know, you have zero loyalty, which means also zero loyalty to your country.
It also potentially means he is fully compromised. There are also indicators for that.
If his mistress was a spy, and they had sex, the Chinese will have plenty of sex tapes with him doing god knows what weird billionaire sex stuff, to blackmail the guy into oblivion.
Spies are trained to compromise their targets, going to extreme measures if they have to. If you have to dress up as Snow White and get gangbanged by Jensen Huang and the other six dwarfs to get your country military-grade hardware, that’s an easy choice for any spy.
These people (billionaires, not huang specifically) used to pay someone to have sex with children on a remote, private island. That’s the kind of stuff they are into, because everything they need to do needs to be a special, special experience.
Giant yachts, private jets, flying into orbit with a rocket, Epstein Island, offering horse money to flight attendants for handjobs, fucking furniture (hey JD), and that’s just the stuff we know of for sure from the past few years. If you have so much money, the only joy you have is spending it on things barely anyone else can afford or experience.
I say there even is a chance he is already an enemy of the state.
He tried to take direct influence into the president’s decision about export regulation of chips that have the ability to put China, one of the key adversaries of the United States, into a more competitive position than they would be without those chips.
He himself says AI will be a key technology from military weapons systems to medicine. So basically he was willing and trying to hand the enemies of the United States the equivalent of a digital nuclear warhead.
The president and his family, being deeply involved financially in Huang’s company, according to the press, knew about this relationship and kept silent about it, because he knew this could potentially be extremely damaging to his family’s personal finances and his whole AI portfolio because Huang is the lead salesman of AI worldwide.
Which is something the CIA and Pentagon would immediately look into usually if they weren’t run by greedy idiots loyal to Trump and the dollar sign, and not to their country and its safety.
The only sane way to deal with this as Nvidia and also being a company in the interest of national security is to transition Huang out of an operating role into more of an ambassador or PR mascot role as discreetly as possible.
Do not give him access to technology he could sell to foreign adversaries for blowjobs and some strap-on action.
Do no longer allow him access to the president or senators, put him under 24/7 surveillance and then tell him you will give us anything for the past ten years, every financial transaction you made, all your contacts, where you stayed on your trips to Asia, whom you stayed with and who those people met, you will give us access to all of your private and business mails or you trade that leather jacket against an orange one in Guantanamo while listening 24/7 to Metallica.