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Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by ryandrake on Sunday November 08, 2026 @05:58PM (#50418448)
What is wrong with these VIPs? I always thought when you become a big, important CEO or politician, they gave you The Book and the first chapter says "Just bang your hot Chinese mistress. Don't tell her any secrets." Jeez, how dumb are these guys?
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by nemomarx on Sunday November 08, 2026 @06:17PM (#50418681)
Have you tried having sex with someone for an extended time and not catching some emotions? It's tough.
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by NetMageSCW on Monday November 09, 2026 @03:40PM (#50431742)
What do emotions have to do with secrets?
Re:Nvidia Board of Directors Is Investigating Jensen Huang by NetMageSCW on Monday November 09, 2026 @03:40PM (#50431751)
Do we know any secrets were told?