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Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by _alternator_ on Monday June 08, 2026 @11:45PM (#48456102)
On the front page? LLMs got lots of us programmers dreaming of leaving the profession, I suppose.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by tyre on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:17AM (#48456328)
Is this not super cool regardless? Even if you love tech, was a fun little gem.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by celsius1414 on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:00AM (#48456198)
Missed opportunity to say they’re ‘looking for a rock star to lead our team!’
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by laszlojamf on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:08AM (#48456267)
"a solid leader who can carry the weight of our massive responsibility"
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by peebee67 on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:48AM (#48456559)
They pretty much are, too. It certainly reads like some tech job ads. Rock star with 30 years experience. Graduate wages.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by tkocmathla on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @01:47AM (#48456996)
The median income in the UK is currently sitting at £2,627 / week or £31,524 / year [1]. This is advertising more than double that at £64,189, not quite graduate wages!

[1] https://www.ons.gov.uk/employmentandlabourmarket/peopleinwor...

EDIT: £2,627 / month, not week!

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by NamlchakKhandro on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @02:00AM (#48457099)
2.67 * 52 = 138.84

Not sure how you got 31,524

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by hdgvhicv on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @02:25AM (#48457267)
They meant per month obviously.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by tkocmathla on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @03:38AM (#48457867)
Thanks, typo on my part.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by chappi42 on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:53AM (#48456600)
They don't look for rock stars. English heritage wants ideology:

"You can connect with others through our EDI networks as a member or ally. These include Ethnic Diversity, Faith & Belief, Social Equity, LGBTQ+, Neurodivergence, Age, Disability and Gender Health and Wellbeing."

(Should have mentioned Talibans, handy to blow up misplaced stones)

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by marysol5 on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @03:27AM (#48457779)
Are you ok?
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by chappi42 on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @03:40AM (#48457889)
What do you mean?
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by applfanboysbgon on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @07:06AM (#48459445)
Going off on unprompted rambling about 'woke ideology' and the Taliban in response to a random pun makes you appear, to observers, deeply mentally unwell.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by chappi42 on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @01:13PM (#48464062)
Maybe I could have left out the final remark. But I was quite astonished by the large amount of identity-focused language. The English Heritage Stonehenge job description (and the website) should use more neutral language.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by alex-moon on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @06:18PM (#48468580)
This is what neutral language sounds like. It sounds to me like you'd prefer to pretend these people don't exist. I'd like to remind you that male homosexuality was illegal in UK as recently as 1967. Section 28 was in force up until 2003. Same sex marriage was illegal until 2014. The ideology you are seeing in this job ad is liberal democracy. The ideology you are defending is something else entirely, and very much not a form of neutrality.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by chappi42 on Wednesday June 10, 2026 @02:01AM (#48472055)
I disagree with the neutral language, this is what some people (including me) would call "woke agenda".

Not all LGB people support the expansion to include TQ+ issues. Nor some of the side-effects e.g. women athletes forced to compete against men. Or a women-owned gym in Germany that was fined because the owner didn't want to allow males in the women-only space.

There is no disdain for "these people" (or groups, as a poster above suggested) and some of this people exist in my own live too, but disagreement about what is appropriate and neutral in a job ad, particularly of a charity which receives?/received public funding.

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by alex-moon on Wednesday June 10, 2026 @03:33AM (#48472800)
Genuinely curious: what makes you think the moral panic around trans people is structurally different to the moral panic around gay people decades ago? All the arguments you've made here are more or less identical to arguments made to keep homosexuality illegal previously.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by chappi42 on Wednesday June 10, 2026 @07:22AM (#48474652)
For me it's not about morality, anything goes afaic.

My arguments were that biological men can enter women spaces, even though some women are not ok with that. Or compete in women's sports, violating fairness as male/female bodies are different. Or cases like the female gym-owner who was fined.

I don't think such laws existed or were being pushed for with homosexuality previously? That debate was more about what adults do in their private live.

Drag queens, yes, but no legal system which allowed a man to almost instantly become a lawful women (Germany had a "famous" such case..). I like simple, friendly programming languages. The same goes for law and common sense (~trans violates this somewaht).

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by alex-moon on Wednesday June 10, 2026 @08:01AM (#48475020)
"Common sense is nothing more than a deposit of prejudices laid down in the mind before age eighteen." Attributed to Einstein 1948.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by chappi42 on Wednesday June 10, 2026 @01:41PM (#48479870)
While my common sense may be a collection of old prejudices, some have surely changed over time. I suspect that my opinions are informed and received. Reading newspapers, discussing things with friends, HN, books. A lot of influences. And then I muse on what makes sense, who is compassionate and what is important atm. Perhaps common sense a bit like Treebeard: deeply rooted but able to walk.

> I don't see an a priori answer either way

Fair enough. But my common, naive sense would say, cis/trans bodies are objectively different (and this settles it in my favour ;-)). -- I'll stop here, public hn for this subjects is too demanding for me, I might fall over Queers for Palestine or Druids for Israel and become unwell...

Nice talking to you!

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by kitd on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @02:02AM (#48457118)
Why is that ideology?
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by chappi42 on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @03:39AM (#48457884)
DEI, "woke ideology". It is not ideology in a strict sense.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by kitd on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @06:45AM (#48459284)
True. I'd say "anti-DEI" is the real ideology.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by reaperducer on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @03:30PM (#48466440)
They don't look for rock stars. English heritage wants ideology:

"…Age, Disability…"

You're going to be in for a rude awakening in 20 years when you're involuntarily a member of the groups you disdain.

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by samplatt on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @01:17AM (#48456777)
Tasks include: looking at rocks, stars.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by thih9 on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:20PM (#48463151)
Due to advancements in calendar technology made in the last couple hundreds of years, the profile for this role has changed and tasks are now different.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by FatherOfCurses on Wednesday June 10, 2026 @10:21AM (#48476732)
Music with rocks in
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by faangguyindia on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:15AM (#48456319)
i know quite a few dev ops and frontend guys who were employed for last 4 years and are now driving taxi in india.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by pants2 on Monday June 08, 2026 @11:48PM (#48456125)
Sounds like a very cool job, and not sure about the UK job market, but seems to be wildly underpaid for the qualifications!
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by kaonwarb on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:01AM (#48456205)
Not disagreeing, but it's also worth something to know, and say, that you are in charge of Stonehenge.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by sva_ on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:14AM (#48456310)
Must be an extraordinary honor to be in charge of a bunch of rocks over there.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by 650REDHAIR on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @01:08AM (#48456704)
Yes?
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by cyclopeanutopia on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @01:44AM (#48456981)
Wait until you learn some people are swapping bits all day long, isn't that crazy?
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by kefabean on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @02:29AM (#48457310)
I call them Bit Shepherds
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by loeg on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:05AM (#48456235)
This is like a 90th percentile UK salary.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by marysol5 on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @03:28AM (#48457795)
In reality, because the "salaries" higher than this aren't paying in PAYE.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by bdavbdav on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @06:17AM (#48459072)
I’m not sure that’s strictly true. I think you’ve got to go a long way up the salary ladder until you’re in a situation where you can command more complicated arrangements (certainly when working for larger companies)
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by zipy124 on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @09:32AM (#48460929)
no. Most UK income statistics are based on total taxable income, not salary.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by techterrier on Monday June 08, 2026 @11:58PM (#48456186)
this isnt all that *bad for something in the conservation / heritage / ngo sector

edit: *obviously its not a wonderful salary, but for the sector....well I've seen worse.

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by y-curious on Monday June 08, 2026 @11:53PM (#48456154)
Especially considering minimum wage “salary” in the UK is ~24k GBP, 64k is nothing imo. They call it the “wage squeeze”
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by UnfitFootprint on Monday June 08, 2026 @11:58PM (#48456187)
Average full time salary is 40k GBP. It’s +50% on the average which seems right for a non profit organisation in a non exec role
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by jacknews on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @01:07AM (#48456702)
It is a leadership role though.

I don't know how many staff there are, but it's surely one of EH's most important locations.

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by loeg on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:06AM (#48456248)
This is like 90th percentile UK salary. It's good pay for the UK, a poor country.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by geysersam on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:21AM (#48456357)
Let's not be delusional. The UK is not a poor country, and 64K is low by US tech standards but it's good by any other measure.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by kristianc on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @01:12AM (#48456736)
If the UK were a US state, its GDP per capita would rank it roughly on par with or just below Mississippi, making it the poorest state in the union.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by aEJ04Izw5HYm on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @01:49AM (#48457013)
While true from a per capita equivalency and too close for comfort, the median net worth of an adult in the UK is roughly $150,000, while in Mississippi it's $15,000. Also, its public services are provided, which substantially affects the quality of life.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by loeg on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @01:12AM (#48456734)
The UK is poor and sprinting as fast as it can towards being poorer.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by leoedin on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @05:57AM (#48458933)
This is such a misuse of the word poor. Have you actually been to a poor country?

The UK is poorer than the US - sure. But it's wealthier than most other countries in the world. Not just in terms of GDP per capita or average household wealth, but also in infrastructure terms - the cumulative effect of being a wealthy industrialised country for so long is a huge amount of infrastructure.

I think it's fair to say that UK wealth growth has slowed at the same time as many other countries have caught up. So the UK is no longer the leader it once was. But that's very different from saying it's a poor country. It's just not.

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by geysersam on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @09:41AM (#48461030)
By your definition 95% of the world population live in 'poor' countries. I guess if that's how you want to use the word that's up to you, but people outside of your bubble will literally not understand what you are saying.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by bpodgursky on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:45AM (#48456535)
It's not a "good" wage in the US. It's exactly median.

Which is fine, someone has to be median, but really underwhelming for the (presumably highly-educated and talented) head of the #1 national historical monument.

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by mrwh on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:50AM (#48456577)
It's £64K, not $64K (which is indeed about the median in the US). So, not bad.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by bpodgursky on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:54AM (#48456604)
Ah I misread that, but $86k is still not good for a highly educated professional.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by marysol5 on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @03:31AM (#48457816)
Highly educated?

It's a leadership role, there's no education requirements on it.

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by oaiey on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @01:13AM (#48456740)
It is good for a professional with specialization in history.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by hdgvhicv on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @02:43AM (#48457424)
Superintendent of Mount Rushmore is paid $125–160k
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by oaiey on Wednesday June 10, 2026 @03:11AM (#48472584)
So roughly the same salary :). After subtracting health care, pension, etc plus currency exchange.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by loeg on Wednesday June 10, 2026 @10:37AM (#48476957)
No, you did not subtract those things from the UK pay. The $86k pre tax UK wage comes down to something like $64k post tax. Whereas a $125–160k US earner in South Dakota takes home $97-120k, paying another $6k for health insurance. 91 is in fact larger than 64.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by gbro3n on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:30AM (#48456426)
The UK is still the 5th biggest economy in the world. Public infrastructure feels like it's under huge strain however, and there is also a big problem with inequality, which seems to be changing under Labour, albeit slowly.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by somenameforme on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:50AM (#48456575)
Raw economy size can be misleading in two ways. The value of a dollar is much less or much more depending on where you're at. So an economy of 10 shekels might mean an economy of 100 widgets, or it might mean an economy of 1 widget. Purchasing power parity (PPP) attempts to account for that. The second is that economies are largely a product of population. An economy of a million making a million shekels is quite a bit different than an economy of 10 making a million shekels, so you also want to look at per capita values. Even both of these adjustments combined [1] can be extremely misleading (see: Ireland and many other places...), but they provide at least a less unreasonable basis for comparison than nominal dollars. And the UK is currently 30th there.

[1] - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(PPP)...

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by leoedin on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @05:53AM (#48458909)
I think GDP per capita can also be misleading though - the GDP per capita of Luxembourg or Brunei is high, but they're such small countries that it's kind of irrelevant.

Setting aside the special cases (tiny, oil money, weird finance sectors, tax havens etc) there's basically a handful of countries which are clearly doing something right - the US, Taiwan, the north-eastern European countries (Germany, Austria, Netherlands, Belgium, Denmark, Sweden). Most of the other "developed countries" are sitting in the same sort of GDP per capita range of $65-$75k. Ranking these isn't so meaningful - the difference between the UK and France is only 1.5%.

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by somenameforme on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @08:36AM (#48460311)
Maybe! Our modern economic system are essentially driven by endless debt, and that only began in 1971 after the end of Bretton Woods. Even Germany has recently hopped on the debt train. Personally I not only don't think it's sustainable, and if not then it may well end up being one of the shortest lived economic experiments ever.

Something to keep in mind is that in the 70s digital tech also started to come into its own and that basically provided a massive economic boon to countries worldwide, but especially in the US. And so the concept of endless infinite exponential growth, as the current experiment effectively requires, was coincidentally paired alongside an era that made that briefly seem possible.

But now that that era is fading, the consequences of our actions are catching up to us. For instance in the US interest on the debt is now about 3% of the GDP, and the debt itself about 120% of GDP. And as faith in the debt falters, that will increase exponentially because rates for borrowing (which is how the government 'prints' money) will increase, due to reduced demand paired with increases in supply for such.

--

Basically instead of looking at GDP or whatever, I'd look to things on life contentment, optimism, and so on. If those are positive, then I think a government must be doing something right. If those are negative, then who cares what this metric or that says?

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by marysol5 on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @03:30AM (#48457811)
Until it's destroyed by the people who destroyed the country last time.

Seems they are hell-bent on getting rid of them

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by kristianc on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @01:11AM (#48456729)
Inquality has barely moved per Gini in the last thirty years, and GDP is very misleading.

https://ifs.org.uk/data-items/gini-coefficient

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by enraged_camel on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:05AM (#48456240)
Yeah, but 25 days holiday plus bank holidays means you're working like half the year at most. ;)
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by dylan604 on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:45AM (#48456542)
And don't you knock of at lunch on Fridays anyways? So that's like a 4 day work week, because let's face it, you're not really doing anything on the day you're knocking off early anyways. See you at the pub!
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by marysol5 on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @03:32AM (#48457822)
Read-Only-Fridays, and having a pub lunch so you're not doing much all afternoon anyway!
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by laurencerowe on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @02:26AM (#48457282)
The UK has had substantially less wage inequality than the US for a long time. The UK “wage squeeze” is median/minimum wage which has gone from the 1/3 to 2/3 since ~2000 as the minimum wage has been raised. But the relevant difference here would be around 90th percentile/median which is 1.85 in UK vs 2.4 in US and even higher in California.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by hdgvhicv on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @02:37AM (#48457382)
And over time the ratio is similar - 90%ile about 1.9 times median for the last 30 years.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by swarnie on Monday June 08, 2026 @11:55PM (#48456169)
Just a smidge over $63k after tax and before gibbs.

The job market over here is shocking.

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by loeg on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:07AM (#48456257)
This is equivalent to $85,700 USD, not $63k.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by theodric on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:32AM (#48456437)
Read it again. $63k after tax and before "gibbs" i.e. government-provided social distributions.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by hdgvhicv on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @02:46AM (#48457449)
63k after tax in the us is about 86k before tax, so about the same.

Although in the us you have to pay for healthcare on top of that.

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by marysol5 on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @03:33AM (#48457827)
You pay for a private healthcare plan, and the US government pays tax money to the same healthcare companies to prop up the system.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by loeg on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @10:58AM (#48462032)
You're double-counting the individual.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by dismalaf on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:01AM (#48456208)
Lol in Canada 64,000 pounds = $120K CAD which would put you in the 92nd income percentile.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by YZF on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:48AM (#48456554)
36 hours per week. 25 days vacation (going to 28). Pension contributions. You can buy extra leave. Epic location, fun job, decent salary for the UK (where e.g. you don't pay for healthcare)...
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by robotresearcher on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @03:23AM (#48457747)
You do pay for healthcare, from the taxes on that salary.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by marysol5 on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @03:27AM (#48457790)
Fun fact, so do Americans, just they don't get the service for it!
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by wyclif on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @11:51AM (#48462716)
Fun fact, so do Brits. Just try scheduling a procedure with the NHS and check the wait time.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by philipwhiuk on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:38PM (#48463424)
Urgency based on medical reasons rather than financial wealth.

Crazy huh?

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by wyclif on Thursday June 11, 2026 @02:14AM (#48486820)
It's not "medical reasons"; it's overwhelming government bureaucracy in the UK. A friend of a friend broke his shoulder and collarbone over 14 months ago; he needs a new shoulder. He's been in a sling for over a year. Every couple of months, he gets a call asking if he still wants to have the op. It's disgraceful.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by Tepix on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @02:11AM (#48457167)
Yeah, the 25 days of vacation are a bit disappointing, in Germany 30 days are standard.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by tikkabhuna on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @02:35AM (#48457365)
Is that including or excluding bank holidays? In the UK, 25 days excluding the 8 bank holidays is pretty standard.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by Tepix on Sunday June 14, 2026 @06:17AM (#48525838)
Excluding
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by wyclif on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @11:52AM (#48462737)
Talked to a German guy who was here on holiday recently. When I told him that in the US it's typical to get two weeks vacation when starting a new job, you should have seen his eyes bug out. It was hilarious.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by ifjfkfkfkfj on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @11:39AM (#48462547)
> you don't pay for healthcare

It is bloody expensive, if you want life saving surgery now, not in two years!

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by phyzix5761 on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:48AM (#48456556)
Don't forget to deduct the 25% effective tax rate.

Calculator: https://www.tax.service.gov.uk/estimate-paye-take-home-pay/y...

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by jrflo on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @01:00AM (#48456655)
I'm not in the UK, but from what I understand that's actually decent. US salaries, particularly in tech, are wildly higher than in most of Europe.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by oaiey on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @01:09AM (#48456713)
UK tech salaries are also not high. And 64k pounds for a history and/or business major is quite right. Do not forget also: history is a overrun study with many people afterwards driving taxis
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by vintermann on Wednesday June 10, 2026 @06:45AM (#48474339)
I wouldn't mind a few more archaeologists. They may be many compared to the jobs available, but there should be more jobs available.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by kristianc on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @01:09AM (#48456716)
This, shockingly, is actually quite well paid considering for the UK.

Lead Data Scientist for the UK Government is currently advertising for a salary of £57,670 - £67,500.

https://www.civilservicejobs.service.gov.uk/csr/jobs.cgi?jco...

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by hdgvhicv on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @02:32AM (#48457333)
Government jobs are terribly paid. They tend to have good pensions worth another 15-20k though and tend to be very flexible.

Project manager on 65-85k

https://uk.indeed.com/m/viewjob?jk=a43416327745431e

Lead data scientist 100-110k

https://www.reed.co.uk/jobs/lead-data-scientist/56925078

Neither of those are London based.

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by bdavbdav on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @06:15AM (#48459065)
That’s government. They’re notoriously underpaid.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by philipwhiuk on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:37PM (#48463408)
And this is third sector.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by moomin on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @02:12AM (#48457174)
The charity sector rarely pays well.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by ascorbic on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @02:48AM (#48457462)
This is a decent salary for a heritage job. It is a very poorly-paid sector. On building sites with archaeological excavations, the person driving the digger is likely to be paid more than the archaeologists, who probably have postgraduate degrees.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by green_wheel on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:00AM (#48456203)
What's your role?

I'm a CSO.

Oh nice, Strategy or Security?

Stonehenge.

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by bfeist on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:29AM (#48456412)
Heard of it?
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by quuxplusone on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:29AM (#48456417)
"Just to be clear, you are saying you manage a hedge fund, right?"

"Yeah, a henge fund."

"Hedge fund."

"Henge fund."

"Hedge."

"Henge."

"...I think we're on the same page."

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by appplication on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:50AM (#48456573)
This had me giggling, thank you
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by Quarrel on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:06AM (#48456253)
Damnit. No WFH option.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by teaearlgraycold on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:27AM (#48456402)
Unless Stonehenge is your home
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by andrewstuart on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @01:45AM (#48456983)
“Work From Henge”
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by readthenotes1 on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:08AM (#48456263)
"Job type Permanent"

I bet they enjoyed typing that in.

"5,000 years+ -- depends on you"

Might be another option if it were freeform text

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by 12_throw_away on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @01:03PM (#48463889)
I assumed "permanent" was industry jargon for "the ideal candidate will be sealed in the Pandorica for all time", but it's something I'd probably clarify during the phone screen.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by zuzululu on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:03AM (#48456223)
really wish i keot my british passport
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by smashah on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:05AM (#48456236)
Stonehenge would be a great AI Lab name!
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by xtorol on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:18AM (#48456334)
Due to a typo in the paperwork sent to HR by the hiring manager, they are only paying 64,189 pence. The director was last heard chastising HR, saying "It's not your job to be as confused as Nigel."
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by madrox on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:19AM (#48456340)
Building a henge, are we?
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by kombookcha on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:52AM (#48456590)
You bastards, you never told me 200 miles. 200 miles in this day and age! I don't even know where I live now!
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by madrox on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @01:53AM (#48457045)
I wish the Christians would hurry up and get here
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by kombookcha on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @03:30AM (#48457813)
God, I had that entire Dress To Kill show loaded up on my old timey mp3-player along with Definite Article, Glorious and Sexie. Barely any room for music, but I was giggling my way through every day trying not to look too insane in public.

Izzard probably rewired my brain more than any other single comedian.

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by curtisblaine on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @02:35AM (#48457355)
Technically Stonehenge is not an henge (even the term henge comes from Stonehenge)

> Ironically, even though Stonehenge has an earthwork circle around it (the earliest phase of the monument), it isn’t officially a ‘proper’ henge, as the main ditch is external to the main bank. It has to make do with being a ‘proto-henge’.

https://www.english-heritage.org.uk/visit/inspire-me/what-is...

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by vintermann on Wednesday June 10, 2026 @06:39AM (#48474291)
Well, they've got no moat.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by davidschof on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:23AM (#48456370)
Their senior solution architect vacancy has similar pay: https://www.english-heritage.org.uk/about/our-people/careers...

Somewhat less eminent job title though.

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by riffraff on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:34AM (#48456448)
I would love to have "Stonehenge architect" as a job title.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by oaiey on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @01:05AM (#48456685)
They really miss out on opportunities here.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by gosub100 on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @09:37AM (#48460994)
Monolithic codebase though
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by 1-more on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:10PM (#48462986)
I'm counting the liths and I'm getting a lot more than mono
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by Zancarius on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:19PM (#48463130)
That's because I think it's more accurate to call it a megalithic codebase. :)
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by stymaar on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:10PM (#48462973)
Don't threaten me with good times.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by layer8 on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @10:39AM (#48461760)
It's still modular.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by oumua_don17 on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @11:25AM (#48462368)
And probably a prototype deployed to production!!!
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by vanuatu on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @01:19AM (#48456787)
that is abysmal!
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by eterm on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @01:37AM (#48456937)
That's a fairly standard wage outside London for senior developers.

UK wages are not great.

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by siva7 on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @01:52AM (#48457034)
i wouldn't call that standard wage, rather the lowest end of the spectrum where you could theoretically shop a "senior" outside of london.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by n4r9 on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @03:02AM (#48457575)
Median senior dev salary is £70k according to recent job postings: https://www.itjobswatch.co.uk/jobs/uk/senior%20developer.do
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by eterm on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @03:45AM (#48457931)
And that includes London, it lists "excluding London" as £65k.

People overestimate how much senior devs in the UK earn, even after knowing they're not well paid, my usual response to hearing we should be earning £90k+ is, "well give us a job then"!

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by sgt on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @04:50AM (#48458443)
A friend is making about £180k / yr in London, and they bought a house recently in London. I think that's a lot, and his wife also makes a similar amount, slightly more. That seems to be the minimum, otherwise you're a renter for life. Pretty nuts.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by stuaxo on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @06:59AM (#48459395)
Outside of Finance that's high for London.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by uxcolumbo on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @05:09AM (#48458579)
As a senior dev?

What sector?

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by sgt on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @05:54AM (#48458921)
A product lead/architect in Finance.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by philipwhiuk on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @05:42AM (#48458806)
Probably FANG or finance.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by sobiolite on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @10:19AM (#48461508)
London property is expensive, but £180k is a lot more than the "minimum". I am on half that, and I managed to buy.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by tempfile on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @10:31AM (#48461657)
That is an extremely high salary, and very far from the minimum required to buy, even on your own. A dual £350k income is truly astonishing. You could buy most houses in London in cash after saving for 5 years.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by short_sells_poo on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @11:05AM (#48462101)
What? No that will not allow you to buy "most houses in London in cash after saving for 5 years" unless you live far out of town in a tiny place and eat plain rice for 5 years, and even then it'll be long odds.

First, you'll take home slightly over half of that net of various taxes and deductions, but let's be generous and say your take-home is 200k. You live very frugally, don't go out, don't really buy anything and keep your costs at 50k a year, including rent (!). That leaves you with 150k a year, so after 5 years you have 750k. This allows you to buy a modest 2-3 bed row house with a postage stamp sized garden in one of the less desirable areas of the city.

If you want something that doesn't look like a shed, you are looking at 1 million pounds and up, more like 1.5 million. If you want in a nice area and large garden, make it 2 million.

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by tempfile on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @11:16AM (#48462228)
What are you smoking? The median house price in London is 500k. At 750k you can afford 77% of houses and at a million you are in the top 10%. 50k per year is also a preposterously high expenditure. Rent will be your leading expense by probably a factor of 10. You could put aside 3k a month for rent (again, totally preposterous number) and not touch the sides.

The only thing I can think of that would even come close to making a difference is having children. Then all bets are off, they can cost as much as you like.

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by sgt on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @04:45PM (#48467494)
They do have children and therefore buying centrally in London got a bit expensive, I believe.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by nly on Friday June 12, 2026 @12:23PM (#48506083)
The median terraced house (entry level family home) in London is actually £642K

'Inner London' and it goes up to £876K

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by iso1631 on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:30PM (#48463307)
Median property price in London is £542k [0]

Assuming a 90% mortgage that's 487k mortgage

That's two people on £70k each at a 3.5 multiple. £60k at a 4x multiple.

Two people on £180k would get you a £1.5m house, twice the average semi.

[0] https://landregistry.data.gov.uk/app/ukhpi/browse?from=2025-...

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by n4r9 on Wednesday June 10, 2026 @09:08AM (#48475760)
Partly depends on what you mean by "London". I don't want to work for FAANG/AI/finance/gambling so our combined salary is well under the 180 figure. Yet we bought a 2-bed terraced house with a garden and driveway in south-west London (technically Surrey, but a London borough) just over five years ago. It's still 20 mins to Waterloo and most of central London is under an hour away. As we pay off the mortgage we should be able to further upsize over the years. It's not ideal, but it works.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by tweetle_beetle on Wednesday June 10, 2026 @02:50PM (#48480931)
A salary of £180k put you in the 98th percentile of UK salaries in 2024 (99th percentile was only a little higher at £207k) [1]. With a household income approximately doubling that, i'd suggest your friend is in an even smaller minority.

The average house price in London in July 2025 was £565k [pp33 - 2].

There is not being able to afford something and then there is not being able to afford exactly what you want.

[1] https://www.gov.uk/government/collections/personal-incomes-s... [2] https://data.london.gov.uk/download/24rpx/37w/Housing%20in%2...

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by nly on Friday June 12, 2026 @12:21PM (#48506054)
Yeah, but they probably have a £700K mortgage and will have to bulldoze one career to have kids.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by dwroberts on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @05:22AM (#48458681)
The balancing force to this though, is that cost of living outside of London is massively lower
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by Ndymium on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @01:54AM (#48457052)
As a Finnish dev with 12 years of experience, I can only aspire for such salary.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by ksec on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @02:19AM (#48457212)
Are you serious? Sarcasm Don't translate well on internet.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by IshKebab on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @02:41AM (#48457416)
He's serious. American programming salaries are an extreme outlier. You guys are in for a massive shock if they ever normalise.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by monkey_monkey on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @04:48AM (#48458433)
Or in the next few years as AI devours the profession.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by sph on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @09:49AM (#48461139)
Comparing US and European salaries is the closest thing to comparing apples to oranges.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by layer8 on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @10:40AM (#48461788)
What fruit are UK salaries here?
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by sph on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @11:04AM (#48462095)
Red Delicious
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by treis on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:15PM (#48463055)
Ah so terrible
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by nly on Friday June 12, 2026 @12:18PM (#48506019)
Snozzcumbers
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by nonethewiser on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @10:39AM (#48461761)
Why would they "normalize"? Do you think Microsoft, Amazon, Apple, Amazon, etc. are going to relocate to the EU or something? Are all the venture capitalists going to flock to Spain?

The mechanics driving compensation arent "normal." American pay is driven by the underlying mechanics. The USA didn't just randomly win at tech.

There are real factors that could reduce US compensation, but calling that "normalization" assumes the current gap exists for no reason. It exists because the US software industry is structurally different from most of Europe.

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by afavour on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @10:43AM (#48461818)
> Why would they "normalize"?

Globalization? Look at manufacturing, it moved to a country where things are a lot more affordable. In a world where remote collaboration gets easier and easier and you're able to pay software engineers half the world away a lot less there's no way it wouldn't have an effect on the domestic market.

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by vanuatu on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @11:07AM (#48462125)
feel like that narrative has died given the return of RTO. In person work is really valuable

and the talent is just better in the US on average (mostly because of immigration!), software is so levered one good Eng can 1000x the value of a bad one

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by layer8 on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @10:42AM (#48461813)
If demand for software developers decreases due to AI, salaries are likely to decrease as well. Take the academic world for comparison, where supply of very smart people vastly exceeds the demand.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by vanuatu on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @11:08AM (#48462141)
I suspect demand for software is nearly infinitely elastic, so far we’ve seen demand and comp for engineers increase as coding agents got better

Academia for comparison doesn’t make money…maybe a better comparison is HFT? Plenty of very very smart people playing a zero sum game, yet their comp has only increased

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by nonethewiser on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:32PM (#48463333)
I already addressed this in my comment. There are real factors that could reduce US compensation, but calling that "normalization" assumes the current gap exists for no reason.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by vanuatu on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @10:40AM (#48461776)
American eng comp is commensurate with the money American tech brings in, you could even argue underpaid
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by stymaar on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:13PM (#48463031)
Most of the “money American tech brings in” comes from the magnificent seven. US software engineering salaries are high even outside of those. In fact, it's high even in companies that are merely burning investor's money.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by vanuatu on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:32PM (#48463330)
there are plenty of american cos that bring in tons of money that are outside the mag7.

vc funded companies pay high so they can grow and eventually bring in lots of money, and america has the deepest vc pockets so it reaps the rewards of the biggest exits

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by triceratops on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @09:25PM (#48470088)
High pay at Mag7 companies pulls up pay at other American software companies. They have to pay more to compete for talent.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by Ndymium on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @11:43AM (#48462598)
This is what it looks like right now. Unless there's some huge economic boom coming, which I doubt.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by yzydserd on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @01:33AM (#48456901)
Maybe you missed the “25% discount in our shops and cafes” perk for the day you need to be in the office. Score.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by marysol5 on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @03:25AM (#48457762)
Wait till you see UK wages, when it's the UK arm of a US firm....
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by blitzar on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @01:55AM (#48457063)
wait till you hear about the stock grants and vesting schedule
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by shalmanese on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @02:28AM (#48457298)
Be warned though, the equity you are granted will be exceedingly illiquid.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by londons_explore on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @04:16AM (#48458188)
And you'll have to pay taxes on it despite it being unsellable.

Screw those things up, and those taxes will bankrupt you because they can exceed all your other earnings.

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by Natfan on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @10:25AM (#48461591)
american salaries must be ridiculous if £70k (~$93.5k) is considered "abysmal(ly)" low!

as others have said, some may be in for a very rude awakening...

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by nonethewiser on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @10:34AM (#48461701)
$93.5K isn't abysmally low in the USA. Average is about 66k

$93.5k is abysmally low for a Senior Solutions Architect in the USA. I would expect at least $175k if not $200k+ on average. Plus stock and bonuses.

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by calumcl on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @10:42AM (#48461804)
This is a job for a charity - you're never getting stock + bonuses + competitive pay in a third sector job. UK pay is not near US but this is probably still median SWE pay outside tech roles and London + FAANG + others will pay closer with what you're suggesting with the mentioned bonuses/stock.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by nonethewiser on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @10:51AM (#48461923)
You are explaining why the pay is what it is.

I am comparing average pay in UK/US for a senior solutions architect position.

I dont understand what your comment has to do with my comparison of pay. Mind you, the comment I replied to speculated about this comparison. Hence why I provided more specifics.

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by afavour on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @10:41AM (#48461800)
Stock... in Stonehenge?

I think comparing a job like this purely on salary terms misses a lot. It's a prestige job that will be the highlight of someone's CV for the rest of their career. Not to mention 25-28 days vacation.

As someone that's lived both in the US and outside of it there's no denying US salaries are top of the game. But there are a lot of other factors that go into a person's life than salary alone. Long hours in US jobs are not rare at all. I expect folks at Stonehenge are out the door at 5pm sharp.

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by nonethewiser on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @10:48AM (#48461878)
> I think comparing a job like this purely on salary terms misses a lot.

OK maybe. But that's how the salary compares.

Please re-read the comment I replied to. He speculated about salary differences and I gave solid numbers. You are arguing against some unspoken claim that I never made (something like "more money is always better").

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by triceratops on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @09:27PM (#48470102)
> I expect folks at Stonehenge are out the door at 5pm sharp.

I don't expect that's true for the Head of Stonehenge. You're right about the prestige of that position though.

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by vanuatu on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @10:37AM (#48461743)
For that level of experience you can prob get 200k in a MCOL area in the US, or up to 500k+ in HCOL

The rest of the world has already been in a rude awakening, talented engineers should be compensated well no matter where they happen to live

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by kelnos on Wednesday June 10, 2026 @03:21AM (#48472692)
Good luck only working 36 hours a week at that kind of job, though.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by vanuatu on Wednesday June 10, 2026 @09:06AM (#48475744)
theres plenty of cruising 200k jobs in the us

not so much 0.5-1M jobs unless you got lucky with sbc or are really talented

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by FinnKuhn on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @10:30AM (#48461642)
And this is for a 36 hour work week.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by ForHackernews on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @10:35AM (#48461708)
Yes, American salaries are ridiculous in a global context. The rest of the world should demand better.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by soupfordummies on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @10:42AM (#48461812)
36 hour work week, flexible hours, 25 paid holidays and a 10% pension though...
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by sgt on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @05:30AM (#48458736)
> We offer flexible working arrangements where the role allows. This role can be based at our offices in Swindon, or worked on a hybrid pattern. You will be required to attend our Swindon offices 1 day per week.

Pretty decent flexibility though.

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by zeafoamrun on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @10:44AM (#48461831)
Yes but you can have a pint down at the pub on a warm summer evening with your colleagues after work. Almost makes up for it.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by ggm on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:26AM (#48456389)
* Must be proficient in use of mistletoe in unspecified rituals.

* Must provide own sickle, and robes.

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by JoeDaDude on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @10:55AM (#48461984)
* Must be willing to perform human sacrifices during select astronomical events?
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by nephihaha on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @11:02AM (#48462073)
Must be fluent in Cornish.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by thih9 on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @01:49PM (#48464726)
Must be proficient in brewing potions.

NOTE: Only cauldrons with a safety mechanism preventing anyone from falling into the potion can be used at the site; traditional Gaul type cauldrons do not qualify.

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by nly on Friday June 12, 2026 @12:16PM (#48505992)
Funny, but it's actually in Wiltshire
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by nephihaha on Saturday June 13, 2026 @05:54AM (#48515447)
I was going to say Welsh, but a lot of people speak Welsh. Cornish sounded better.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by gbacon on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @11:44AM (#48462627)
What about the wizard hat?
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by Mistletoe on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:49AM (#48456568)
Honestly feels like a dream job. Imagine your ancestors smiling down on you if you are from Britain or just human.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by kijin on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @01:05AM (#48456684)
Considering the location, I would imagine that the ancestors prefer to haunt the barrows at night. Still a dream job if that's your thing. Just watch out for the occasional Nazgûl. :)
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by nephihaha on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @11:06AM (#48462120)
Or Nigel. No one knows who they were or what they were doing...
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by russellbeattie on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:50AM (#48456571)
I caught a live stream of Stonehenge during this past Winter Solstice (it was cloudy, naturally) and the streamer provided a bit of trivia that I hadn't heard before:

George Washington's English ancestors, specifically Sir Lawrence Washington, were the owners of the West Amesbury Estate in Wiltshire, England, which included the land where the ancient Stonehenge monument sits. (Via Google)

If you hadn't that before, welcome to the "Huh, that's a funny coincidence" club.

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by hdgvhicv on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @02:22AM (#48457233)
Rich people have lots of descenders who tend to be rich.

Washington was a wealthy landowner in the British Empire, hardly surprising his ancestors were wealthy landowners.

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by robotresearcher on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @03:19AM (#48457710)
What’s it a coincidence with?
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by marysol5 on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @03:26AM (#48457770)
"Rich man had a rich family, how queer"
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by lifestyleguru on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @04:36AM (#48458338)
Land owners also had married within family so I you checked their family tree two persons could be simultaneously spouses and cousins. That's a coincidence!
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by mattoxic on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:53AM (#48456595)
I would have thought you'd need to be a druid
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by onion2k on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @01:04AM (#48456675)
"If I get the role, what will my budget for repairs be?"
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by manarth on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @07:08AM (#48459463)
Don't forget the twice-a-year realignment when the clocks change for daylight saving
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by SLHamlet on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @01:20AM (#48456799)
RE Your predecessor

No one knows who he was, or what he was doing.

But his legacy remains hewn in the HR dock of Stonehenge.

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by nDRDY on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @03:26AM (#48457773)
Some say he was let go after a design error lead to some dwarves kicking over the first stonehenge.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by chicagojoe on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @01:29AM (#48456872)
I was slightly disappointed when I first visited Stonehenge as the standard tours keep you fairly far away and roped off.

But, I took a modestly more expensive "Inner Stones" tour a few months ago and lucked out being selected to be fully alone for a minute. It was a profound experience being in the middle of such a historic place.

Highly, highly recommended!

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by laurencerowe on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @01:40AM (#48456953)
Best of all go during the summer solstice when there is free public access. It’s really quite fun.

During the the 1980s and ‘90s there were regular clashes between new age hippies and police stopping them from reaching Stonehenge during summer solstice before public access was allowed.

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by madaxe_again on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @03:20AM (#48457714)
I highly recommend avebury, about 20 minutes down the road. Absolutely enormous megalithic complex, huge man-made hill, and you can just wander where you wish, go hug a menhir, whatever you fancy - and there’s hardly ever more than a handful of other people there. Oh and it’s free.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by TheOtherHobbes on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @03:33AM (#48457837)
You must have gone at a quiet time. Avebury can be absolutely heaving in the Summer and on the traditional pagan quarter days.

It also has a pub, a restaurant, a gift shop, a museum founded by a marmalade magnate, and if you're really rich you can buy one of the houses inside the circle.

Generally a happier experience than Stonehenge.

If megalithic rocks are your thing there's also the nearby West Kennet Longbarrow, which is far more likely to be deserted, especially at night, although if you go on the quarter days (nights) you'll probably meet weirdly-dressed people lighting candles and throwing spells around.

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by jbaber on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @06:27AM (#48459151)
West Kennet Longbarrow's also appropriately spooky. I've been there with people too scared to stay inside.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by fanatic2pope on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:30PM (#48463310)
I really enjoyed Newgrange in Ireland. It's huge, you can go inside it and as part of the tour they turn out the lights and simulate what it looks like on the solstice.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newgrange

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by tekchip on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @02:06AM (#48457140)
"From £64,189 p.a. depending on skills and experience"

I maintained a collection of well organized rocks as a child. Surely that gets me a bit more than base pay right?

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by fergie on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @02:56AM (#48457517)
Must be a rockstar
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by Lio on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @05:24AM (#48458698)
There's got to be a way to shoehorn in a Spinal Tap reference here, I just haven't had enough coffee yet to think of it.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by philipwhiuk on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @05:43AM (#48458819)
The height of the stones goes to 13!
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by kitd on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @10:34AM (#48461706)
Good at aligning rocks with stars
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by stinkbeetle on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @03:34AM (#48457841)
I'm afraid that won't even get a foot in the door in this market. You must have at least 5 years experience managing Salisbury megaliths to meet the selection criteria.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by blitzar on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @04:25AM (#48458254)
even if you grind lots of leet-stone problems?
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by throw310822 on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @02:49AM (#48457465)
Better than Head of Easter Island.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by rpaddock on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @07:28AM (#48459663)
In the fall of 2023 I tried to visit Stonehenge. We arrived at 15:15 local time.

I was riding in the passenger seat.

There was a male and female police officer standing at the side of the road, beside a "Road Closed" sign blocking the entrance.

The male police officer came to my window and started yelling in my face:

"We are closed!! Come back another day!!!"

I knew it would be pointless to argue with this a-hole and there was no other day in my schedule that we could come back. So we left and never got to see it.

Do these old rocks get tired at three in the afternoon or what?

I'll be sending this Head of Stonehenge an email about the experiance...

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by pnut on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @09:15AM (#48460739)
Sounds like VIP/head of state visit and terrible communication skills.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by rjmunro on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @10:20AM (#48461513)
Last entry is at 3pm in winter because it takes a while to queue then catch the shuttle bus etc. and it gets dark, so closes at 5pm.

But if there were actual Police, not just English Heritage security, it sounds like something strange was happening that day, like a VIP visit or something.

It gets so busy that it's recommended to book a timeslot in advance on the website, even if you are a member and don't have to pay.

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by AlotOfReading on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @10:23AM (#48461567)
The stones don't get tired, but the humans running the visitor center and keeping the tourists in line do. Operating a highly visited historical site like Stonehenge takes significantly more work than people realize.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by flurdy on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @09:18AM (#48460768)
Ask one of the Ylvis brothers
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by VikingCoder on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @09:47AM (#48461119)
Does this seem like a Netflix show to anyone else?
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by bobmcnamara on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @09:57AM (#48461234)
Experience?

I'm the head of pebble hedge!

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by hmokiguess on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @11:38AM (#48462538)
Next up: Forward Deployed Wizard
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by hmokiguess on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @11:40AM (#48462563)
Stonehenge! Stonehenge! Lots of stones in a row! (chor)

...

And they moved it (Stonehenge!)

And they dragged it (Stonehenge!)

And they rolled it 46 miles from Waleeees! - Heeey (46 miles from Wales! )

- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klJhWr_FTaE

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by 12_throw_away on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:54PM (#48463752)
And hey, at £64K per annum, you'll want a Honda Civic - a car you can trust.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by NoSalt on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:10PM (#48462976)
Man, how awesome would that job be?
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by thih9 on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @12:14PM (#48463052)
I’m waiting for the “Head of Skull Rock[1]” position.

[1]: https://www.nps.gov/jotr/learn/nature/skull-rock-trail.htm

Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by eliben on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @01:05PM (#48463927)
Joshua Tree NP <3
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by fsck4 on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @01:40PM (#48464544)
Dry stone masonry.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by axolttl88 on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @04:25PM (#48467186)
While the stones are usually roped off from up close viewing still loom large because of their cultural impact, the area around them is beautiful. The Heritage org. has brought up huge tracts of land around them to protect it and restore it to the way it "was". You get to wander around most of those vast fields freely, among ancient mounds. On a nice summer's day, it really is one of the most peaceful and beautiful things to do.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by matthewpick on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @07:58PM (#48469466)
My brain went straight to Niagara Falls for some reason… I wish the experience of viewing the falls was similar. Just in nature rather than this built-up tourist destination.
Re:Job: Head of Stonehenge by laughing_man on Tuesday June 09, 2026 @09:51PM (#48470313)
I would definitely take that job no matter how little it paid or how unpleasant it was. For awhile, just so I could put it on my resume.