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Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by 4gotunameagain on Thursday November 10, 2022 @11:17AM (#33548688)
May I suggest a book to anybody that finds cephalopods interesting, especially given the connection with consciousness which is a recurring topic in these circles:

Other Minds: The Octopus, the Sea, and the Deep Origins of Consciousness

My only critique is that the plural spelling is octopuses and not octopi, just like the article. Octopuses just looks wrong and sounds funny, I stand my ground. Yes yes I know that it's not a Latin word.

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by bananarchist on Thursday November 10, 2022 @11:24AM (#33548802)
No, the plural is octopodes, just like cactus->cactodes, virus->virodes and surplus-surplodes (my favorite)
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by mc32 on Thursday November 10, 2022 @11:25AM (#33548831)
I always thought it was virus and virus given its root.
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by adrian_b on Thursday November 10, 2022 @12:00PM (#33549512)
All the attested uses of the word virus in Latin are only in the singular number.

Nevertheless, the correct plural would have been "virora", like tempus => tempora (time => times) or corpus => corpora (body => bodies), or perhaps "virera", like pondus => pondera (weight => weights) or genus => genera (kind => kinds), depending on the original quality of the final vowel in the stem.

(Originally it would have been visos => visosa, but the final vowel in virus has become closed, while the intervocalic s has become r due to rhotacism.)

You have been thinking at the masculine words whose stem ends in -u, like fructu (fruit), where the singular is fructus and the plural is fructuus. There -s is not part of the stem but it is a marker of the singular masculine nominative case.

In virus and the other neuter nouns that end in -s, the -s is a part of the stem of the word, not a case marker. There are also masculine word where the stem ends in -s, like muus (mouse), in which the -s must also not be confused with the marker of the nominative case that is applied to some of the words with other kinds of stems.

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by DFHippie on Thursday November 10, 2022 @12:23PM (#33549923)
> the correct plural would have been "virora", like tempus => tempora

This would be true if virus were a third declension noun. It it is second declension noun. Its genitive is viri, not viroris.

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by adrian_b on Thursday November 10, 2022 @12:40PM (#33550195)
It is true that there are a few cases of a word "viri", which might have been the genitive of "virus".

Nevertheless, the meaning of the word is not certain, at least in the examples that I have seen.

Even if the word "viri" was really intended as the genitive of "virus", that is just another example of many cases when even the native speakers of Latin were not certain about the gender and declination class of certain seldom used words.

Whoever has used "viri" as the genitive of "virus" was believing that it is a masculine word of the 2nd declension. Most attested uses of virus are consistent with it being a neuter of the 3rd declension. The word virus cannot be a neuter of the 2nd declension (in that case it would have been "virum").

Actually it is possible that in very old Latin the word virus was indeed a masculine of the 2nd declension, like its cognate word in Greek, but due to its meaning it was transferred to the neuter gender in the 3rd declension.

Such interconversions of the words ending in -us between 2nd declension masculine, 3rd declension neuter and 4th declension masculine have happened for many words during the history of the Latin language, because even the native speakers guessed wrong the word class after hearing a rare word just a few times.

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by DFHippie on Thursday November 10, 2022 @01:49PM (#33551229)
That all makes sense. What I know of virus is all from books like Allen and Greenough's New Latin Grammar, which is basically a 19th century understanding: languages have particular rules one can enumerate and deviations from these rules are errors.
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by thaumasiotes on Friday November 11, 2022 @05:39AM (#33559094)
That understanding is basically correct. But the history of Latin is quite long, and the rules change over time.
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by daveslash on Thursday November 10, 2022 @11:46AM (#33549219)
It may be a word like "fishes". I once saw "fishes" on an interpretive sign at an aquarium and some folks were mocking such and obvious grammatical error. Turns out, "fish" is the correct way to refer to multiple individual fish as a group, whereas "fishes" is the correct way to refer to multiple species of fish.

I wonder if "octopi" might refer to multiple octopus without making any indication as to weather they are or are not the same species, whereas 'octopodes' deliberately speaks across speciation? I dunno... I'm just spit-balling here. I probably should have done more research before commenting. Downvote if I'm way off base. :)

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by colechristensen on Thursday November 10, 2022 @11:56AM (#33549444)
There’s no right way. Octopus is a word created in modern scientific latin by nonnative (scientific) speakers out of greek parts brought into English. There are no real rules there.

It is not a loanword from Greek, it was meant to be a scientific latin origin word, but not native latin like other Latin words that have -us as endings for nouns.

It’s a mess, there’s no answer, pluralize as you like but don’t go telling anyone there’s a right way because there isn’t. It’s a greek, latin, and english word, but also none of them. No usage is standard or ultimately correct.

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by cnelsenmilt on Thursday November 10, 2022 @12:09PM (#33549684)
Personally I've always preferred to muddy the waters by treating it as a fourth-declension noun, so that its plural would be octopūs.
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by cupofpython on Thursday November 10, 2022 @12:16PM (#33549816)
so then we are free to allow any convention to take hold.

so why not use the multiple different potential pluralities to differentiate between same species, different species, and unknown species? I think the following would be the most intuitive!

Octopuses seems most intuitive and already assumes unknown species (ie used by children who dont even know what a species is)

Octopi sounds similar to a singular entity (no trailing s), so a group from a single species

Octopodes then could explicitly refer to multiple species together, as it changes the spelling a bit and also adds an s

Of course, conventions are not decided upon by a single persons thought process in a random internet forum - so I'm not sure why I wrote this out

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by smcl on Thursday November 10, 2022 @12:26PM (#33549959)
I feel like there has to be one of those "galaxy brain" progression memes for Octopuses -> Octopi -> Octopodes
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by JohnKacz on Thursday November 10, 2022 @01:02PM (#33550543)
Love it. This is now my convention. So it's at least TWO people in a random internet forum!
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by criddell on Thursday November 10, 2022 @02:38PM (#33551932)
> so then we are free to allow any convention to take hold

It's not like you can stop it. English words mean whatever it is that they communicate and that can drift significantly over time.

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by euroderf on Thursday November 10, 2022 @01:12PM (#33550690)
> Octopus is a word created in modern scientific latin by nonnative (scientific) speakers out of greek parts brought into English. There are no real rules there.

I recall reading that back in the day, there were criticisms that the neologism "television" would never catch on ... because it combined Greek and Latin roots.

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by anthk on Thursday November 10, 2022 @01:57PM (#33551337)
>because it combined Greek and Latin roots.

Romances in a nutshell.

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by abudabi123 on Friday November 11, 2022 @08:01AM (#33560295)
Is it true the majority of imperial Rome personal names had -anus endings and they are not in vogue in Modern English for the obvious soundalike to Uranus?

And given the time available to an octopus while she waits for her eggs to hatch, what is the recommended reading list from the Loeb library for the octopus's consciousness if there were a universal translator babelfish she could use?

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by anthk on Friday November 11, 2022 @01:47PM (#33564948)
In Spanish it's the same. Ano = anus. Trajano, Adriano...

Yet we still have names ending in -ano. Mariano, Emiliano, Cipriano, Maximiliano...

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by OJFord on Thursday November 10, 2022 @06:37PM (#33555248)
There's a wrong way, though - anybody smugly telling somebody they're an idiot for saying 'octopuses' when it's actually 'octopi'.

I think 'octopodes' is 'most correct', but 'octopuses' is fine. And most will mispronounce 'octopodes' if they choose it anyway, so 'octopuses' probably would've been better.

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by cupofpython on Friday November 11, 2022 @02:28PM (#33565544)
octopodes nutz
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by Aidevah on Friday November 11, 2022 @03:16AM (#33558373)
There may be no universally agreed right way, but there are certainly wrong ways. "Octopuses" and "octopodes" are both acceptable, but "octopi" is wrong. "Octopuses" can be justified using Fowler's rule (from 1913!) "there is a tendency to abandon the Latin plurals, & that when one is really in doubt which to use the English form should be given the preference". "Octopodes" can be justified on etymological grounds. There is no basis to use "octopi" other than an erroneous application of the Latin rule to form plurals for second declension nouns.
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by mbg721 on Friday November 11, 2022 @03:37PM (#33566460)
So essentially, the squids are alright?
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by stonemetal12 on Thursday November 10, 2022 @12:57PM (#33550457)
Mass noun is the term for that. Octopus is generally only a mass noun if talking about their meat.

As far as the plural goes, it is just a weird corner of the language where there is no consensus on what the right word is. merriam-webster lists all three variants as plurals.

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by permo-w on Thursday November 10, 2022 @01:17PM (#33550750)
one that I often hear foreign speakers struggling with is “hair”. 1 hair, 2 hairs, a whole head of hair. seemingly, if it’s countable it follows normal rules, if it’s not, it goes back to singular form. but then it could be absolutely correct to say “the many hairs on my head”, an uncountable which retains the plural.

English is an absolute mess

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by cecilpl2 on Thursday November 10, 2022 @01:28PM (#33550926)
Japanese is worse. You count "1 thing", "2 thing", "3 thing", except the word for "thing" changes depending on the shape of the thing you are counting.

So thin flat things like paper or shirts are 1 mai, 2 mai, 3 mai, while to count books you say 1 satsu, 2 satsu, 3 satsu.

Long round things like pencils or umbrellas go 1 pon, 2 hon, 3 bon, 4 hon, 5 hon, 6 pon, etc (yeah you read that right).

There are different counter words for different kinds of animals, small things, vehicles, shoes, drinks, people, etc.

https://www.learn-japanese-adventure.com/japanese-numbers-co...

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by permo-w on Thursday November 10, 2022 @01:39PM (#33551094)
christ that is horrendous, especially pon hon bon hon hon pon. is there some kind of historical logic behind it?
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by sheepdestroyer on Thursday November 10, 2022 @01:45PM (#33551166)
It's for a better sounding liaison depending on the preceding number
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by cecilpl2 on Thursday November 10, 2022 @01:52PM (#33551279)
ippon nihon sanbon yonhon gohon roppon
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by a1369209993 on Thursday November 10, 2022 @03:09PM (#33552474)
That's just consonant mutation[0][1], like how english speakers say "a pencil" but "an umbrella". (Ie, "hon", "pon", and "bon" are all the same word, just pronounced differently due to environment.) The fact that ほ ぼ ぽ (ho bo po) are all the same underlying letter, just with different diacritics, kind of hints at this.

0: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Consonant_mutation

1: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rendaku

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by geraldwhen on Thursday November 10, 2022 @01:22PM (#33550847)
All languages are a mess. Imagine instead of specific noun rules, every single noun had a rule by way of a gender. And to conjugate “boat” or “table” you need to know its arbitrary gender.
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by permo-w on Thursday November 10, 2022 @01:28PM (#33550932)
English, unlike a lot of the big European languages, doesn’t have a central controlling body and hasn’t gone through powerful standardisation efforts - beyond dictionaries (i.e. consistent spelling and meaning). many (most?) European languages follow pretty consistent conjugation and pronunciation rules. yeah there are a few exceptions, but nowhere near the scale of English.

grammatical gender is in most cases only really as hard as learning the words themselves

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by OJFord on Thursday November 10, 2022 @06:30PM (#33555163)
> grammatical gender is in most cases only really as hard as learning the words themselves

That's a really good point actually, one I've not heard before.

I think it's still harder learning from an ungendered language, since you naturally think of mapping word:word, but you also need word:gender now. With your point though, maybe I can have an easier time of it by trying to consciously think of it instead as word:(word, gender), if that makes sense.

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by autoexec on Thursday November 10, 2022 @03:46PM (#33553074)
> it’s countable it follows normal rules, if it’s not, it goes back to singular form.

You'd have a hard time counting all the stars, but "sky of star" doesn't work like "head of hair" does. I love how expressive English is, but it's got issues for sure.

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by thaumasiotes on Friday November 11, 2022 @05:32AM (#33559048)
> but then it could be absolutely correct to say “the many hairs on my head”, an uncountable which retains the plural.

That's not an uncountable. It's the count form, explicitly being counted by the count-noun-exclusive determiner many. (The mass form of many is much.)

The entire difference between "the hair on my head" and "the hairs on my head" is that in the second one you're counting the hairs.

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by jjtheblunt on Thursday November 10, 2022 @01:41PM (#33551124)
octopi arises because people have learned Latin 2nd declension masculine nouns, by accident or repetition, where pluralizing (nominative case) turns the -us to -i.

It's a pattern matching phenomenon.

It would be less weird if there were not spelling irregularities, since the -pus is meant to be foot (like pes, pedes...in Latin, or pos, podes,... in Greek).

Basically, the spelling irregularity triggers a sensible pattern match, which happens to of course not honor the spelling irregularity.

And then nerds like me write too much about such, but i had years of Latin for something!

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by daveslash on Thursday November 10, 2022 @01:54PM (#33551305)
Ironically, when not used as a word ending, but as a single word... "I" is a singular way to talk about a person (namely, oneself), where as "us" is a plural way to talk about multiple people.
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by jacobmartin on Thursday November 10, 2022 @02:15PM (#33551563)
Maddeningly, it doesn't even apply to all Latin -us nouns. For instance, the plural of apparatus should be apparatūs if we're applying the Latin rules. Apparati, as it might seem, makes no sense! So even when the pattern match correctly identifies the language, it can be misleading.

--fellow Latin nerd

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by jjtheblunt on Thursday November 10, 2022 @03:45PM (#33553060)
4th or 5th declension esoterica ftw!
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by jjtheblunt on Saturday November 12, 2022 @09:49PM (#33579460)
apparatus is a past participle from apparare, so as an adjective plural would follow second declension, not fourth, i thought.

used as a noun, it's an (implicit thing) prepared (which preparatus would describe, but i guess we don't have any other word in English other than apparatus.

i don't have a Latin dictionary though

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by jacobmartin on Monday November 14, 2022 @03:21PM (#33600413)
apparatus is first/second as a past participle. I suppose it could be used as a substantive, but there is also a fourth declension noun with the same lemma meaning implements, tools, etc.: https://logeion.uchicago.edu/apparatus
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by hanoz on Thursday November 10, 2022 @05:55PM (#33554811)
> ...whereas "fishes" is the correct way to refer to multiple species of fish.

What about the fishes of bread and fishes fame?

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by DFHippie on Thursday November 10, 2022 @11:50AM (#33549319)
Virus is the only neuter second declension Latin noun in -us (as opposed to -um). It means "poison" in Latin. I assume this was all meant tongue-in-cheek, but in case anyone is curious, the Latin plural is not virodes.

All of this is recalled from my high school Latin, which was a long time ago.

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by annyeonghada on Thursday November 10, 2022 @11:54AM (#33549404)
In latin the word virus does not have an attested plural[1] but if we model it from the other neuter nouns of the second declension it would be "vira".

[1]https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/virus#Declension_4

The plural of surplus is surpluses[2]. It would be *surplures/surplura in latin, so it is an English/French original. It doesn't make sense from an historical linguistic perspective to have a stem in dental "d" when in latin was in liquid "r": plus, pluris[3].

[2]https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/surplus#Noun [3]https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/plus#Declension

Cactus is a masculine name from the second declension: its latin plural is "cactī"[4]. Again, it would be unexplainable how that stem in dental would appear in a second declension name (stem in "o").

[4]https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cactus#Latin

Octopus is right, given that it's a third declension name with a dental stem.[5]

[5]https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/octopus#Latin

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by bananarchist on Thursday November 10, 2022 @12:03PM (#33549592)
Your surplodes of evidence will never sway me and my linguistodes degree
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by euroderf on Thursday November 10, 2022 @01:15PM (#33550737)
I tried to pursue this topic to the antipodes but I only found an antipus.
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by cph123 on Thursday November 10, 2022 @12:08PM (#33549679)
I googled "cactodes" and this comment was the 7th result on the first page.
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by ant6n on Thursday November 10, 2022 @12:39PM (#33550178)
7th result on the first page? Sounds like an authoritative source to me!
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by pessimizer on Thursday November 10, 2022 @02:42PM (#33551990)
Google it a few more times, google will start feeding it back to people who will also google it in disbelief; two years from now they're using it in NYT headlines.
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by lostlogin on Thursday November 10, 2022 @12:54PM (#33550405)
It’s 6th for me, and no adverts. How does this get monetised?
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by orangepurple on Thursday November 10, 2022 @12:59PM (#33550496)
Something something pr0n
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by dredmorbius on Thursday November 10, 2022 @11:35PM (#33557342)
Paige, no!
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by knaekhoved on Thursday November 10, 2022 @12:59PM (#33550493)
Impressive indexing speed.
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by KMag on Thursday November 10, 2022 @07:56PM (#33556020)
If you worked on Google's crawl scheduling, HN would be one of the sites you used to test out ideas for better scheduling heuristics, right?

I worked in indexing over a decade ago, but back then, after some basic constraints (per-IP rate limiting, don't re-check any page for updates too often, don't wait a crazy long time before re-checking any page, etc.), it was a bunch of arcane black magic heuristics to schedule pages for crawling.

These days, I imagine they have one ML model for the expected time until a given page shows up on the first page of search results for some query, another ML model for guessing how much the page has changed (cosine distance of some semantic embedding or something), and schedule based on the product of the two estimates. It's still probably lots of black magic heuristics, just now it's probably heuristics nobody can read.

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by krick on Thursday November 10, 2022 @09:18PM (#33556566)
Can you give an example of "arcane black magic heuristics"? I cannot imagine, what weird rules you could even come up with, aside from the normal "sensible" ones you already listed.
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by KMag on Wednesday November 23, 2022 @12:36PM (#33722146)
I was on a different team, but my third-hand knowledge from 20 years ago (notably, before deep learning became mainstream, even at Google) was that Google crawl scheduling had a bunch of heuristics to guess at the update frequency of a given page. The probability that a page has changed since you last crawled it is an important factor in the expected utility of crawling it now.

As I mentioned, I expect that even more arcane heuristics, in the form of ML models, has largely or completely replaced the hand-written heuristics.

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by ch4s3 on Thursday November 10, 2022 @02:16PM (#33551574)
It's 6th now.
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by valarauko on Thursday November 10, 2022 @03:15PM (#33552590)
8th for me on Kagi
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by CalRobert on Thursday November 10, 2022 @06:04PM (#33554903)
Poor DuckDuckGo doesn't even have it on page 1.
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by oliwary on Thursday November 10, 2022 @11:02PM (#33557193)
Does not show up for me at all in results, interesting. I am outside, wonder if they have geographically separated cashes.
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by bmitc on Thursday November 10, 2022 @12:16PM (#33549811)
Either is fine. Octopuses or octopodes. The latter is the technical answer, but the former is acceptable and probably even more common. Although it is based on a Greek word, English isn’t Greek.
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by staplung on Thursday November 10, 2022 @12:43PM (#33550243)
The correct form is to sum up the legs involved. So two of the eight-legged creatures whose plural is in doubt would be hexadecapods. And if you have an octopus eating a kangaroo you'd then have a decapod, and so on.
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by lalos on Thursday November 10, 2022 @01:22PM (#33550841)
what is the plural for campus?
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by tokai on Thursday November 10, 2022 @02:14PM (#33551547)
>The Latinate plural form campi is sometimes used, particularly with respect to colleges or universities; however, it is sometimes frowned upon. By contrast, the common plural form campuses is universally accepted.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/campus#Etymology

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by jl6 on Thursday November 10, 2022 @01:48PM (#33551219)
abacus->abacodes

nautilus->nautilodes

anus->anodes

?!

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by barrenko on Thursday November 10, 2022 @02:10PM (#33551506)
Isn't it virii (joke)?
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by nerdponx on Thursday November 10, 2022 @02:53PM (#33552194)
Not so fast.

"virus" is a nonstandard Latin mass noun. It's neuter, but uses the 2nd declension masculine nominative, and being a mass noun it had no plural form in classical Latin. However if you wanted to give it a plural form, the grammatically correct plural would be "vira". This construction would be analogous to "fishes" or "waters" in English.

"surplus" comes to us via Old French, so its plural perhaps should be whatever plurals were in Old French. However it also originates in Latin as "superplus", which is the prefix "super" + the adjective "plus". The word "plus" itself is also irregular. Its masculine or feminine nominative plural is "plures", and its neuter nominative plural is "plura".

I admit that "superplodes" is pretty fun to say.

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by thaumasiotes on Friday November 11, 2022 @05:27AM (#33559019)
> The word "plus" itself is also irregular. Its masculine or feminine nominative plural is "plures", and its neuter nominative plural is "plura".

What's irregular about that?

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by nerdponx on Friday November 11, 2022 @06:14AM (#33559332)
Well, nothing technically, from what Latin I remember. I meant it in the not-technical sense that the nominative form is different from the word stem and it looks superficially like a standard 1st/2nd declension adjective.
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by smeagull on Thursday November 10, 2022 @04:31PM (#33553695)
Actually we're speaking English, and not Greek or Latin, so we add an 's' or 'es'.

Just because some English professor assholes wanted to show off their knowledge of foreign languages in the 17-19th centuries, doesn't mean we should follow those rules now. They are responsible for a lot of the confusion and horrible English rules that users of English now have to deal with. I say shit on their horrible legacy.

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by mc32 on Thursday November 10, 2022 @11:23AM (#33548800)
English plural vs Latin vs Greek. Since its origin is Greek I’d take the anglicized plural or the original plural over the superimposed Latin plural which makes absolutely no sense to me.
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by Telemakhos on Thursday November 10, 2022 @06:26PM (#33555127)
In ancient Greek πολύπους (polypus) is the more common and generic term, ὀκτάπους (octapus) the term for the animal, and ὀκτόπους (octopus) a possible synonym that seems to be used more often for the scorpion (which also has eight legs) or as an adjective for anything that is eight feet long or of eight square feet in size. Really, the English should be "octapus" or "polypus," and curmudgeons who want to feel superior to hoi illiterati polloi should cherish this treasure of pointless trivia.
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by dharmab on Thursday November 10, 2022 @11:22AM (#33548772)
If you want to get really pedantic, use Octopodes :)
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by CoastalCoder on Thursday November 10, 2022 @11:28AM (#33548904)
> If you want to get really pedantic

Well that certainly got our attention. Please, continue.

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by GravitasFailure on Thursday November 10, 2022 @12:23PM (#33549930)
https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/the-many-plura...

The full thing is worth a read, but when you steal a word from one language that it also stole from a third, the pluralization rules are pretty much anything goes.

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by pvaldes on Thursday November 10, 2022 @11:47AM (#33549243)
Octopoda is the order, better not mix both terms
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by euroderf on Thursday November 10, 2022 @01:16PM (#33550744)
Is this a niche where I could use "octopodibus" ?
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by stevenwoo on Thursday November 10, 2022 @11:45AM (#33549213)
some recent speculative sci-fi on same subject, The Mountain in the Sea by Ray Nayler set in near future Vietnam.
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by pacaro on Thursday November 10, 2022 @12:00PM (#33549518)
Or you can choose not to use the inflectional morphology of another language on a loanword. Especially in a case like octopus where it (arguably) isn't a loanword
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by LightG on Thursday November 10, 2022 @12:51PM (#33550365)
Octopussies, natch.
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by mike10921 on Thursday November 10, 2022 @01:43PM (#33551144)
If someone at a party complained to me that octopuses is wrong and it should be octopi, I would most likely be moving on to the next table..
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by Moissanite on Thursday November 10, 2022 @02:05PM (#33551441)
And you'd be right to do so - life is too short for spending time with people who are wrong: https://oceanconservancy.org/blog/2022/02/01/plural-octopus/
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by space_ghost on Thursday November 10, 2022 @01:46PM (#33551172)
And I would happily jump in your vacant seat and enjoy hours of pedantic discussions on the vagaries of silly English words.
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by dmichulke on Thursday November 10, 2022 @02:20PM (#33551643)
Pro tip: invite him for for pizzae
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by flyingfences on Thursday November 10, 2022 @03:09PM (#33552468)
Dialectically, "pizza" is an uncountable and "pie(s)" is the unit.
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by harshbutfair on Thursday November 10, 2022 @06:13PM (#33554987)
In Australia we would never refer to pizzas as pies. Is this a US-only thing or does it happen elsewhere?
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by OJFord on Thursday November 10, 2022 @06:42PM (#33555295)
It's American to my British ear. I think they sometimes distinguish 'pizza pie' as being the deeper-pan Chicagoan style, which to be fair is a lot more like what I would call a pie than what I would call a pizza. (But also not really either.)
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by thaumasiotes on Friday November 11, 2022 @08:41AM (#33560686)
"Pies" is most certainly not American. I have heard that it is supposedly specific to New York, but if you watch Friends (set in New York), you'll see frequent references to the Joey Special, "two pizzas".

It's always possible that there are zero people who think of "pies" as an appropriate way to refer to pizzas, but the myth persists that weird foreign people do it. People will believe anything about weird foreigners. Or there might be weird foreign people doing it right now. It's hard to know.

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by OJFord on Friday November 11, 2022 @09:04AM (#33560898)
Not? I'm confused who you're saying does call pizzas 'pies' (or 'pizza pies') then?

I assure you some Americans certainly do, wherever they got it from, 'American' or not. I've only been exposed to it via American film/TV, including food shows - most recently Somebody Feed Phil in Chicago.

I've never heard it in the UK. I'd be surprised to learn that Italians call them something else too that in other contexts translates as 'pie', but I'm not sure how relevant that would be anyway.

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by thaumasiotes on Friday November 11, 2022 @05:38PM (#33567811)
> I'm confused who you're saying does call pizzas 'pies' (or 'pizza pies') then?

I'm not saying anyone does that. I said so in my comment just above you. If I knew there were someone doing it, it would be hard for me to claim it was possible that zero people do it.

You've never heard it in the UK. I've never heard it in the US. It's not a normal thing to say. None of that adds up to a claim that some people say it.

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by OJFord on Friday November 11, 2022 @05:49PM (#33567901)
Ok well I am claiming some American people do say it. Neither of us can speak for the entirety of our respective countries, but certainly I have heard Americans saying it on television and film.

In addition to the TV citation I gave above, see Wiktionary:

> Noun

> pizza pie (plural pizza pies)

> 1. (US) A pizza.

> [no further entries]

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/pizza_pie

And the slew of pizza-based results for the search term 'chicago pizza': https://duckduckgo.com/?q=chicago+pie

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by unsupp0rted on Thursday November 10, 2022 @01:45PM (#33551162)
The plural spelling is whatever plural people generally use. Why wouldn't it be?
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by pmb_ on Thursday November 10, 2022 @01:47PM (#33551196)
I'd have to give an anti-recommendation to this book. The author never explains his thesis and the book reads like his thesis was "Octopuses are cool" and spends the entire time listing fun facts and interesting stories about his interactions with cephalopods.

He spends very little time drawing connections to consciousness or speaking about what octopus life can tell us about consciousness. There is a whole chapter where he talks about the influence of language in human action (like self-talk), and then ends the chapter by with something like "and octopuses don't have this ability". What was the point of that whole chapter then?

Maybe my expectations were miscalibrated, and I thought he would spend more time drawing connections between octopuses and humans, and what those similarities could tell us about consciousness. Instead of that, the writing about consciousness in this book is quite shallow.

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by xcambar on Thursday November 10, 2022 @02:00PM (#33551389)
Is there a book or resource you would recommend then?
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by pmb_ on Thursday November 10, 2022 @02:05PM (#33551444)
If you're just curious about octopuses, I think you can probably learn much more in much less time by doing your own research and finding articles like this.

If you're more interested in consciousness a good place to start is "Conscious: A Brief Guide to the Fundamental Mystery of the Mind" by Annaka Harris.

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by comboy on Thursday November 10, 2022 @03:26PM (#33552779)
Same. I had huge expectations. Basically what you learn is that octopuses are intelligent and for a long time we didn't realize because they are smart enough to know they are in custody when we catch them and they're pretty social. I mean, it's OK, but the whole book feels a bit like a preface to the thing which never came.
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by JadeNB on Thursday November 10, 2022 @03:52PM (#33553167)
> the book reads like his thesis was "Octopuses are cool" and spends the entire time listing fun facts and interesting stories about his interactions with cephalopods.

That sounds like a recommendation to me!

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by eyelidlessness on Thursday November 10, 2022 @04:41PM (#33553815)
Agreed! My curiosity was piqued by OP, but this description is what actually convinced me to buy the book.
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by pmb_ on Thursday November 10, 2022 @09:42PM (#33556726)
There are certainly good reasons to like it and it is highly rated on goodreads, it just wasn't my thing.
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by eyelidlessness on Thursday November 10, 2022 @11:01PM (#33557182)
Well thank you for the anti-recommendation! I’m looking forward to reading it. I get that it wasn’t your thing, but your description sounds very much up my alley and I hope I can enjoy what you didn’t.
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by Matumio on Thursday November 10, 2022 @04:53PM (#33553968)
Having read that book, yes, "Octopuses are cool" is a pretty good summary. It's worth reading it for that.

On the biology part, if you never have heard of terms like "efference copy" it will be interesting food for thought about what consciousness might be, but no "solution" really. And you'll learn that an octopus is a ten megapixel screen, but that's just the first point again. If you only want that first point, there is also a "My Octopus Teacher" on Netflix, which is great in its own way.

If you wanted to read about human intelligence, I suggest "The Secret of Our Success" by Henrich instead.

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by threads2 on Thursday November 10, 2022 @06:42PM (#33555292)
> if you never have heard of terms like "efference copy" it will be interesting food for thought about what consciousness might be

Can you expand on this? I think I kind of understand where you're going with this: consciousness might be an efference copy of our actions? (so our actions don't "surprise" us? rather than consciousness creating actions?)

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by Matumio on Friday November 11, 2022 @06:35AM (#33559472)
No expert, but the way I remember it from the book, it's one idea how an evolutionary path towards consciousness might start.

First it's just a nerve-path to prevent flinching back from the contact with something you wanted to manipulate. But once you have a fancy neural path that tells the visual cortex what light/objects to expect after you move your head left/right (maybe flee if it's unexpected), it's only a small evolutionary step to re-purpose this path, "execute" the same path while suppressing the head movement. So now you can process further what you are expecting if you move left vs right. Which could be interpreted as a step towards being conscious of your surroundings. (This is not 100% what the book says, but the idea I got from that chapter.)

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by hbarka on Thursday November 10, 2022 @05:05PM (#33554143)
I mean even for humans consciousness has been a mystery. I throw, therefore I am.
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by kennend3 on Thursday November 10, 2022 @01:52PM (#33551285)
The Octopus is my favourite animal (second is the Camel).

For others who may find them interesting check out "My Octopus Teacher"

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by thenoblesquid on Friday November 11, 2022 @02:57PM (#33565963)
Definitely checking that out. I've stopped eating Octopus. They are just on another level.
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by 867-5309 on Thursday November 10, 2022 @02:12PM (#33551528)
IIRC on QI they said it's octopodes, the -pus becoming -podes in the plural as foot to feet
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by joeconway on Thursday November 10, 2022 @02:13PM (#33551541)
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by jtchang on Thursday November 10, 2022 @02:55PM (#33552232)
Actually you are slightly wrong (but only if you are british). Per the merriam webster editor:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s166nC_hiZ0&ab_channel=Sebas...

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by the__alchemist on Thursday November 10, 2022 @04:13PM (#33553461)
See Also: Children of Ruin.
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by smeagull on Thursday November 10, 2022 @04:30PM (#33553689)
For pedants it's octopodes because its a Greek root, but the sort of people who think that way are the worst and are responsible for screwing up English a lot, so fuck those nerds.

If you're speaking English then you just add an s or es. So Octopuses is right.

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by dragonwriter on Thursday November 10, 2022 @04:37PM (#33553768)
> Yes yes I know that it's not a Latin word.

It came into English from scientific (not classical) latin, so it kind of is.

Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by poglet on Thursday November 10, 2022 @07:25PM (#33555763)
The Kindle version of the book is currently free for Prime users.
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by bearmode on Friday November 11, 2022 @03:52AM (#33558522)
Octopuses, octopodes, and octopi are all prefectly valid in modern English. There is an argument to be made that we should respect the greek root, but Octopi has been used for so long that it is a modern English word
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by martopix on Friday November 11, 2022 @04:35AM (#33558725)
As a person who studied both latin and ancient greek in high school, Octopi makes my eyes bleed.
Re:Octopuses caught on camera throwing things at each other by rvilj on Friday November 11, 2022 @11:49AM (#33563168)
Since it seems to be extremely controversial, here's the most thorough argument for the plural of octopus I've ever seen:

https://nyctographa.substack.com/p/the-plural-of-octopus-20-...