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Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by Mobius01 on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @03:49PM (#45187774)
I work in a large company that mandated 4-day RTO last year. Even taking a completely objetive point of view on the situation leads to the conclusion that something else is needed. We spend our days at our desks, on Zoom calls. People won’t get up to join in person - mostly because the conference rooms are all blocked by “special projects”, but mostly due to the offshoring of positions and distributed workforce post-pandemic. We are all spending valuable time on commutes to do what was possible from home.

Now I suspect the C-suite has noticed the discrepancy between attendance and occupancy, and I fully expect that their solution in this job market to be a 5-days, monitored attendance RTO soon. We are regressing at an alarming rate.

Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by fzeroracer on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @04:50PM (#45188842)
Same thing happened where I worked, though that was mostly from what I heard from coworkers since I maintained my WFH status. It's all CEO theater designed to layoff folks while also forcing people who RTO to take an effective pay cut. People need to recognize that and demand more from where they work, whether it's in the form of unionizing or otherwise.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by ponector on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @05:47PM (#45189703)
There is always an answer to unionizing and other demands: hiring freeze plus offshoring overseas. Eventually even unionized people will be replaced with offshore buddies.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by toomuchtodo on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @06:19PM (#45190120)
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by EricDeb on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @11:19PM (#45192797)
This would be very helpful for American jobs.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by toomuchtodo on Wednesday September 10, 2025 @02:45AM (#45194134)
Call your Congressional reps, ask them to cosponsor.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by fzeroracer on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @05:51PM (#45189752)
Offshoring always ends in disaster, companies have tried this time and time again but the end result is an awful product that requires more money to fix than they needed to make it in the first place.

And that also doesn't solve the problem of dealing with institutional knowledge loss if you decide to aggressively cull employees trying to unionize. In either scenario the solution is for union workers to become even more aggressive with their demands and force companies to acquiesce.

Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by ThrowawayR2 on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @06:08PM (#45189982)
Offshoring might frequently be a disaster. On the other hand, Microsoft and the rest of FAANG and other large tech companies have had overseas development centers staffed by full fledged FTEs for many years now with, as far as anyone can tell, success. Unfortunately, there doesn't seem to be any reason they couldn't expand those.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by typewithrhythm on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @07:41PM (#45191072)
I'm not sure if it actually is working out, or if the companies outsourcing are just absorbing the inefficiency.

Every outsourcing effort I have seen at some of these massive companies has been pretty tragic, where the best that can be said is now there is a shit but cheap option to be used where the quality doesn't matter.

This gets repeated across all the entrenched players simultaneously, while the product quality stagnates or declines (but the stock goes up).

Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by bluGill on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @08:40PM (#45191615)
when most of the people offshore are employees it can work. The biggest thing is you need to start with good managers there who hire good people. In india good engineers are paid more than their peers in germany, but that is the price you pay for the quality you need for good people. If you don't hire good people you can get plenty of terrible people for really cheap, but the results will be poor quality. Take your pick.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by wkat4242 on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @08:41PM (#45191622)
Yeah that's why it's called a multinational. Offices everywhere. And yes it's a success.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by holowoodman on Wednesday September 10, 2025 @04:44AM (#45194974)
I'm guessing that there is a difference between "offshoring, while still having the offshore people picked and employed by you" (let's call it "pure offshoring") and "offshoring and outsourcing to a local company" (let's call it "outsourcing to offshore").

With pure offshoring, you do have control over who you pick, what their mode of work is, whom to fire, etc.

With outsourcing to offshore, the local company hires people, usually on the cheap, to only just fullfill your contract and no more. If people underperform, you may complain, and maybe they'll be moved to a less prominent and visible role, or maybe they'll be shuffled to the next customer of theirs. So things will be bad, because it is not in the interest of the local company to do one iota more than necessary. And you'll still have to have your own QA, architects, etc., to make sure you at least get what you paid for.

Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by ponector on Wednesday September 10, 2025 @04:53AM (#45195042)
>>> Offshoring always ends in disaster,

Is it? If it is a disaster , why there are millions of IT folks employed in offshoring locations?

Only the cheapest offshoring ends in disaster. Cheap contractors from TCS will fail you. Open your own dev center, hire few thousands engineer there - a road to success. And yes, no one will actively complain about RTO policies there.

Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by hylaride on Wednesday September 10, 2025 @09:22AM (#45197244)
Offshoring can be a success, but because most companies do it for cost reasons, they focus on cost over everything. Outsourcing to India can be cheaper than setting up shop in the western world for relatively equivalent results, but most companies will head to the cheapest outsourcers in India AND not set up the relatively expensive process to deal with quality control, timezone issues, etc. In other words, it's usually driven by bean counters and not engineers.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by johnnyanmac on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @05:47PM (#45189706)
We should know by now that all these RTO initiatives are not grounded in any reasonable logistics nor financial reasoning. Right now all of tech is in cut mode, and RTO's are a great way to do layoffs without calling them layoffs. Note that when Google got "too many" people RTO'ing, they did layoffs anyway.

If your office does try to make things stricter, it's another layoff attempt. I don't think it will work, because at this point we're in a "sticky" job market; those out of work are facing some of the stiffest markets in decades, those in work are holding on for deal life.

Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by aeternum on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @06:30PM (#45190247)
This theory is often-quoted but doesn't make much sense. Big tech including Microsoft already did multiple rounds of layoffs. Why not just do another round?
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by yallpendantools on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @06:40PM (#45190384)
If you quit (because of, say, RTO) then you quit. It's a fairly standard deal between you and your employer.

If you get laid-off, employer has to give you a severance package for any number of reasons (local labor laws, agreement with the union, corporate PR). This is not a standard deal and is, simply put, more expensive than if the employee just quit of their own accord.

In both cases, employer gets the benefit of reduced head count.

Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by itake on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @08:33PM (#45191557)
Yes… but they are asking why now? Why did Microsoft start with traditional layoffs and then transition into RTO layoffs years later?
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by johnnyanmac on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @09:38PM (#45192009)
Hard to say. Different regions will have different "tools" to use. For a large round, it's probably because they need to cut a lot of staff ASAP or because they have the offshoring ready to replace them. Paying them off is best in those situations.

If you need to fine cut a few particular teams then poking it with an RTO is better than giving them a severance package. This is all conjecture, but that's probably what those up top are considering with every move.

Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by fastily on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @08:57PM (#45191729)
It’s just another tool in the downsizing toolbox. Also traditional layoffs and RTO “layoffs” don’t have to be mutually exclusive, both can easily occur at the same time
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by itake on Wednesday September 10, 2025 @12:33AM (#45193325)
you're still avoiding the question. Why does Microsoft decide RTO "layoffs" are the right tool for 2025, but not 2022-2024? Many companies used both tools at the same time. Why did Microsoft wait until 2025?
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by Longlius on Wednesday September 10, 2025 @04:02AM (#45194657)
Because it's politically expedient. They know the political climate is currently hostile to them requesting H1Bs while doing layoffs. RTO lets them get another round of layoffs without calling them layoffs and avoid the bad PR.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by somekindaguy on Thursday September 11, 2025 @07:05PM (#45217008)
Microsoft compensates less than other top tech companies and remote work aligns with their lifestyle-first approach to compensation. Being on the early end of RTO would have worked against the perception that Microsoft is "the tech company with good work life balance," but now that most other companies have done it first they can get away with it as just them following the industry trend.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by novok on Thursday September 11, 2025 @11:23AM (#45212721)
Market dynamics. Everyone is doing some form of RTO now. If you're the only RTO place, then hiring and retaining the people you want will be more difficult. It's a big game of chicken.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by scarface_74 on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @11:16PM (#45192778)
There are absolutely no labor laws in the US where an employer has to give severance.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by throwaway2037 on Wednesday September 10, 2025 @05:13AM (#45195182)

    > If you get laid-off, employer has to give you a severance package for any number of reasons (local labor laws, agreement with the union, corporate PR). This is not a standard deal and is, simply put, more expensive than if the employee just quit of their own accord.
I don't think this is true in the US. And severance packages are cheaper than you think. Most people only get a couple of months of pay.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by hylaride on Wednesday September 10, 2025 @09:18AM (#45197201)
But you tend to lose your most capable employees when you create a bad/undesirable/etc work environment. I think people are attributing malice where the intent is merely...not incompetence, but it's what everybody else is doing. People forget that business goes through fashionable phases just like everything else. Microsoft fell victim to idiotic trends (stack-ranking, AI, etc) just like everybody else has.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by aeternum on Thursday September 11, 2025 @01:29PM (#45214032)
Pretty much every big tech company was still providing severance for those who decline RTO.

Maybe they don't have to but there's sufficient murkiness that it's probably cheaper to just give the severance than go to court.

Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by int_19h on Thursday September 11, 2025 @06:07PM (#45216607)
Which big tech companies provide severance for those who decide to leave because of RTO? It's not normally framed as "declining", either - you're simply expected to be there starting at a specific date, and if you're not then you're basically not performing your assigned work duties. You don't get to "decline".
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by dghlsakjg on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @07:05PM (#45190678)
Layoffs are expensive and destroy morale of those that remain (to say nothing of those that have to leave). When people suspect layoffs are coming, all work comes to a screeching halt around the event.

Getting people to quit is much cheaper (no severance if that exists, and your unemployment insurance costs don't go up).

Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by wordofx on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @05:55PM (#45189815)
People working in the office is more productive. Period. A few people on HN believing they are superior and are more productive remotely than in the office doesn’t change facts.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by tomhow on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @08:04PM (#45191289)
You could express this view without breaking the guidelines or dragging down the standard of discourse here. The guidelines address this specifically:

Please don't fulminate. Please don't sneer, including at the rest of the community.

https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html

Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by deejaaymac on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @05:59PM (#45189857)
When I was a teenager I played World of Warcraft for 5 years. During that time we did "raids" where 40 people have to pay attention and communicate, sometimes for longer than 8 hours, with people from around the globe.

If teenagers can do it, adults can do it. Period. And if they can't, skill issue I guess.

Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by mikewarot on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @06:06PM (#45189954)
This assumes productive work in a highly collaborative environment. Meetings aren't usually any of those things. The rest can be done remotely.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by llbbdd on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @07:39PM (#45191056)
The idea that meetings of all things are the part we need to be physically present for is hilarious
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by JambalayaJimbo on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @07:11PM (#45190753)
I’m absolutely shocked that people think this example is a good comparison here. If only our jobs were exactly as stimulating as a video game, and the outcomes didn’t matter at all - then maybe we could use WOW raids as evidence.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by hervature on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @07:23PM (#45190879)
Why does Liquid do the RWF in person then?
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by plorkyeran on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @09:28PM (#45191949)
Mostly because it’s a lot of fun to get in one room and play together. They’ve pretty consistently said that they’re not even sure that it’s a net benefit for winning.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by cwbriscoe on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @10:14PM (#45192290)
Every recent RWF, including the one a couple of weeks ago, they have at least a few people who are still remote.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by skaksjshbz on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @10:39PM (#45192506)
Because they all equally share in the struggle and accomplishment. It’s an actual team not an adult daycare like most jobs.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by willio58 on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @06:32PM (#45190280)
Love this example. So damn true
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Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by bingabingabinga on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @06:48PM (#45190479)
Clearly a skill issue on your part that you're projecting on everyone else. As dear leader would say: SAD!
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by yahoozoo on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @06:34PM (#45190302)
Based example
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by esseph on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @06:51PM (#45190521)
If you have facts to show the class that haven't already been seen, otherwise...
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by Muromec on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @06:04PM (#45189921)
Citation needed period
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by johnnyanmac on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @09:39PM (#45192022)
I have a more moderate view on RTO elsewhere in this post, so I'm not someone who things WFH is always the best approach. But for now, I have yet to see any study suggest that RTO is more productive across the board all the time.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by reaperducer on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @05:55PM (#45189805)
I suspect the C-suite has noticed the discrepancy between attendance and occupancy

The solution is to downsize your physical plant.

My company has a ton of faults, but every time one of these stories hits the HN front page, I thank God that my company remains committed to work from home. So much so that it recently sold its last building, and the few dozen employees whose roles require them to be physically present have been relocated to a much smaller building on a train line.

The work-from-home policy comes very heavily from the top. I suspect it's due to two things:

1. We have no shareholders. So the C-levels don't feel the need to engage in performative monkey-see-monkey-do antics so they have something to talk about during investor calls.

2. The management is extremely female-heavy. If I had to guess, I'd say it's 4:1 female:male. And the biggest beneficiaries of work from home are caregivers, who are statistically more likely to be women.

While I believe that 90% of the "work-life balance" speeches that come out of our HR department are a bunch of bullshit, I also believe that when it comes to work-from-home, management loves it not just for the massive cost savings they say it's provided.

Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by wpm on Wednesday September 10, 2025 @12:01AM (#45193093)
>The solution is to downsize your physical plant.

My company did this, then pulled 3 different departments into a 3d/w RTO they didn't even have the space for. Whoops!

Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by Consultant32452 on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @06:08PM (#45189989)
Executives have done all manner of things which reduced productivity. Hoteling alone must have cost billions in lost focus.

They’re suspicious of work from home because employees like it. If they were concerned about productivity they’d make deals where you can work from home but have to work 10% more hours or something to make up for whatever imagined productivity was lost.

Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by cptskippy on Wednesday September 10, 2025 @11:07AM (#45198901)
That feels like a made up reason because you don't want to accept the two obvious explanations:

1) Mandating RTO is a compliance check that allows you to fire people with cause and avoid other more costly downsizing efforts.

2) Justifying a lease.

Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by willio58 on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @06:28PM (#45190229)
This is why I stay at a company that’s 100% remote even though I’m sacrificing many thousands of dollars a year in additional income. I just can’t go back for so many reasons. But the most frustrating one in my opinion is exactly what you said, that all of this can be done remotely.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by 2OEH8eoCRo0 on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @06:32PM (#45190275)
If I returned to the office I'd be working with teammates in India, Washington, Nevada, Minnesota, and Delaware and none of them would be in my office. I'd be essentially working remote from an office that I commute to. The worst of all worlds.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by willio58 on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @06:39PM (#45190373)
Funny/sad story, my friend works for the government making maps for watersheds. Elon comes along and forces people to go back to office. She’d been remote since she was hired 3+ years ago. So suddenly she’s assigned to the closest gov office near her, which is an ICE OFFICE in SF, about an hour commute from where she lives (each way). She’s massively against the goings-on at ICE and asks for an alternate spot. She now has to commute 1:15 each way to an animal holding office in SFO. She is currently zooming into work each day from an office full of transient animals and no humans related to anything she does, all in the name of government efficiency. Needless to say, her work efficiency has diminished greatly.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by shmerl on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @06:35PM (#45190322)
Office space / real estate owners don't care. It's their plot to increase profits and companies are colluded with them on it. There is no other obvious reason besides may be Big Brother monitoring mentality.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by bingabingabinga on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @06:45PM (#45190444)
If the company enforces RTO at least stop using zoom for meetings. If that means offshored employees can't participate then so be it. Let them come to the office.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by steveBK123 on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @07:50PM (#45191158)
This is exactly the problem with a lot of the RTO push.. We are more geographically spread out than ever, and companies usually have, at best, 1/2 the conferences rooms required to actually collaborate properly.

So in-office days are spent sitting in a big noisy open floor plan, wearing noise cancelling headphones trying to get work done.. in between producing lots of noise yourself on zoom.

The other having-it-both-ways I see from employers is that in the last 5.5 years of COVID most people I know have expanded their work days to take calls earlier and later for timezone alignment purposes. This was tenable to expand your work day 1-2 hours when you had no commute. Now they think they can get the extra hours out and force a commute.

My wife spends many of her in-office days dialing into 7:30/8am calls, heading into the office late enough to have tons of train delays, and rushing to meet the deadline to get the swipe in so it counts.

Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by devnullbrain on Wednesday September 10, 2025 @07:14AM (#45196049)
It's worse now, but complaints about offices as working spaces were constant pre-pandemic too. Complaining about it then made you seem a bit... wet.

But now the highest levels have brought the productivity benefits of RTO into their wheelhouse. So making the offices suitable also shouldn't be a responsibility punted to a relatively minor position.

Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by throwaway2037 on Wednesday September 10, 2025 @05:11AM (#45195166)
If you are so miserable, are you looking for a new job that will allow WFH? I think that is the solution. Also, did you ask your line manager if you can WFH more often? That is a first step. If they say no, they go and find a new job.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by jbm on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @03:25PM (#45187421)
Turns out even Microsoft can't get Teams to work.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by boringg on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @04:02PM (#45187969)
This kind of commentary is more appropriate for Reddit but in this case I approve.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by boringg on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @04:03PM (#45187984)
Also -- why is Teams such trash? It can barely fulfill its core responsibility.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by PUSH_AX on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @04:08PM (#45188102)
Has Microsoft built anything in the last decade that isn’t of questionable quality/user experience?
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by yifanl on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @04:18PM (#45188273)
There's no question to the quality of Copilot.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by plorkyeran on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @04:43PM (#45188720)
I genuinely don’t know if you mean “it’s unquestionably bad” or “it’s unquestionably good”.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by PUSH_AX on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @04:23PM (#45188355)
I was under the impression GitHub built and maintained that, but perhaps that’s changed… If not I wouldn’t consider it a Microsoft built product like windows etc (yes I’m aware ms owns gh)
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by lawlessone on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @05:08PM (#45189160)
everyone that contributed a project to github built it.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by margalabargala on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @05:12PM (#45189232)
I'm sure there are some people out there somewhere who haven't tried it and so still think it could be good.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by fuzzy2 on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @04:23PM (#45188351)
Is there? And which Copilot is that? Github? Office 365? Windows? Yet another?
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by EvanAnderson on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @04:41PM (#45188666)
Obligatory link to my comment re: Microsoft product naming and the discussion that followed: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=40419292
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by chollida1 on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @04:38PM (#45188613)
most people like vs code and lots of companies have built on top of it so there must be some quality there that people like.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by groby_b on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @04:44PM (#45188725)
It's more that there isn't a single credible alternative. So, winning by default, not by merit.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by cjbgkagh on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @05:13PM (#45189261)
But it didn’t win by default, it beat out the other alternatives, sublime and a GitHub editor (prior to acquisition).

VS Code (Monaco at the time) was developed by a small team largely in secret to keep it safe from other MS departments so it’s really not like other MS software. It has been safe from meddling for a while there is a chance it’ll be a victim of its own success.

Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by lovich on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @05:05PM (#45189129)
The editor itself, Monaco, is nice enough and I’ve built some browser based ides, with it. Clientele consisting of primarily data scientists seemed to enjoy it
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by nikanj on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @04:28PM (#45188433)
It's from the modern "rewrite it in Electron every 6 months" arm of Microsoft, not the "With a clever manipulation of the registers, we can eke out another 4 bytes of saved memory" arm of Microsoft. The former has been winning for years, but the latter also exists inside the company. See Raymond Chen for a classic example of the deep technical skill inside MS
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by mystraline on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @04:30PM (#45188458)
Thats because Teams is just a frontend to SharePoint Online.

SPOL is even worse a tirefire than, say, even Lotus Notes. And it's in Electron on top of that, so its 10x slower than a real non-browser application.

Ive only rarely seen Microsoft put out actual good software. The last time was Windows 2000. Now, that was some quality software.

Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by pragma_x on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @04:37PM (#45188595)
> a frontend to SharePoint

No wonder they just tossed Skype in the trash. This explains so much.

> SPOL is even worse a tirefire than, say, even Lotus Notes.

To be fair, Lotus Notes is what we had back in the mid 90's. There really wasn't much else like it. But comparing that today... (checks notes) ...oh. It's still a thing?!

So, neither Lotus Notes (now "HCL Notes" apparently?) or SharePoint have any excuse being as bad as they are. There are a dozen other far more capable examples of this kind of technology. I'm routinely amazed at how bad MS' user experience continues to be, even with all the money and engineers at their disposal.

Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by adenner on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @04:37PM (#45188597)
Yeah in the end teams is an electron based view of SharePoint in a trench coat pretending to be a chat program and so much more
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by 6c696e7578 on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @04:42PM (#45188702)
> The last time was Windows 2000. Now, that was some quality software.

It was good, but IIS had some faults, can't remember what, they wanted to replace it quickly with 2003. There isn't much wrong with Windows XP, objectively speaking.

Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by mystraline on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @04:56PM (#45188970)
Prior to iis 9, if you use the GUI to change a SSL cert of a site, it would change ALL sites to that cert.

You had to use powershell iis commandlet to change per site.

The newest IIS finally fixed that.

Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by carstenhag on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @04:49PM (#45188825)
I used to say the same, but now I have to use Slack + Gmail + Meet + Google Calendar + Drive + whatever else Google has.

All of this has integrations into each other. Somehow a slack bot can show me calendar entries. Why I would even need such a broken UI/experience is unclear to me. I can't see when people usually work. Meet chats disappear once the meeting is over.

At Teams/Outlook you have a million other issues, but all things considered, I preferred it.

Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by rincebrain on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @07:18PM (#45190830)
My general assumption when I see something that insane is

- some large enough customer had a workflow depending on that existing and it was built to sell them

- someone wanted a visible feature to justify being promoted

And in most cases, at least one of those is true.

Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by jbm on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @05:10PM (#45189199)
Yeah, honestly my whole karma score is built from pithy comments about Teams.

Thankfully it no longer crashes Chrome all the time, but everything else is meh. I still can't tag people in Japanese. The security settings are a trap for poor quality system admins and checkbox checkers. The meetings crash, the screen sharing only allows one way (so no easy pair programming), etc..

I much prefer working with slack and google meet like I did at my last job.

Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by rjsw on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @05:34PM (#45189540)
Given that Teams doesn't work in anything other than Chrome, I would hope that it didn't crash all the time.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by cesarb on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @07:37PM (#45191036)
> Given that Teams doesn't work in anything other than Chrome

That's news to me; I use Teams on Firefox every work day and I see no issues (other than it being one of the very few sites which need third-party cookies to work, but recently Firefox has made it easier to add an exception for a single site like Teams).

Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by jbm on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @08:54PM (#45191712)
I used to use Teams w/ Firefox but the lagging and other issues with video calls led me to using Chrome. Is that still an issue?
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by jbm on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @07:07PM (#45190708)
But it did crash Chrome all the time. I started runnung it in a VM so it would be less annoying when it crashed
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by jleyank on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @03:09PM (#45187143)
Not so stealthy headcount reduction. Admitting that their collaboration tools aren’t worthwhile.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by 0cf8612b2e1e on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @04:06PM (#45188062)
Given this job market? I suspect few people will feel confident to take a stand.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by blakesterz on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @03:13PM (#45187232)
The headline writer is a Coupland fan?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microserfs

I haven't read that since it came out, I wonder if it still holds up. I read Generation X recently and I didn't like it as much as my first read when that came out.

Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by jmcphers on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @03:48PM (#45187746)
I don't have a source for this, but I believe the term Microserfs was not minted by Coupland and predates his work.

(I worked at Microsoft from 2004 - 2013)

Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by JohnFen on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @04:56PM (#45188959)
My colleagues and I were using the term years before that book. I always assumed he used the title because it was already recognizable slang.

It was just one example of a long tradition of collective nicknames for employees of computer and software companies. For instance, Digital Equipment Corporation employees were "digits", Wang employees were "wankers", and so on.

Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by Computer0 on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @03:44PM (#45187685)
Sounds like an interesting book - from someone way too young to have been there.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by GuinansEyebrows on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @04:24PM (#45188371)
i read a lot of Coupland in high school and just before i entered the IT space. i credit him, along with Office Space and Dilbert (BEFORE Scott Adams went full weirdo), for helping me set and maintain realistic expectations :)
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by Mountain_Skies on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @03:47PM (#45187736)
Might be ok for nostalgia but the software development world and the Bay Area/Seattle in general have changed so much that Microserfs would be alien to anyone living there today. His spiritual sequel, jPod, is quite a bit more fantastical. The CBC made it into a one season tv show that ends on a cliffhanger. It's about time for Coupland to write a third novel on the industry but I'm not sure he's really interested anymore.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by bityard on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @04:20PM (#45188309)
El Reg has always had nicknames for companies and employees. "Microserfs" goes back at least a decade or two.

Google == Chocolate Factory, Intel == Chipzilla, Cisco == Borg Collective (pretty sure Broadcom deserves that title these days)

Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by t14000 on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @03:50PM (#45187781)
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by jp57 on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @03:45PM (#45187700)
The Register's writing style really makes it hard to take them seriously. Maybe that's what they want?
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by klodolph on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @03:57PM (#45187888)
It’s one of the few “old internet” (1990s) sites around. It’s somehow managed to hold on to the culture it had from back then. IMO, snark is more and more relevant now that ChatGPT is polishing everybody’s writing into a milquetoast mush.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by bdcravens on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @03:52PM (#45187803)
It has always had a snarky tone. I think for the target audience, they have more credibility, since it's obvious they are taking the side of the users/practitioners. It's why they "bite the hand that feeds I.T.".
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by Terr_ on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @04:42PM (#45188689)
The phrasing of the motto also harkens back to the days when it was (more) common for anything remotely computer-related to be lumped into "IT".
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by bityard on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @04:08PM (#45188097)
Perhaps their target audience is people who also don't take themselves too seriously. ;)
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by antisthenes on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @04:14PM (#45188178)
If you want to level up as a person, you should pay more attention to the substance than style.

Otherwise it's hard to take you seriously.

Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by debo_ on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @04:57PM (#45188991)
It's hard to take anyone seriously when they unironically use the term 'level up'.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by unglaublich on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @04:21PM (#45188322)
You're totally right, I should rewrite the story to make it more polished and pleasant to read.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by adenner on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @04:39PM (#45188642)
Here is a lightly less snarky rewrite: https://copilot.microsoft.com/shares/M6Zv39MQSBqXSp3oLYvmb
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by JohnFen on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @04:41PM (#45188677)
El Reg does tech journalism that is better than most, but trusts you to both have a sense of humor and to be able to tell the difference between opinion and fact.

I would be very sad if their tone ever changed. Fortunately, that won't happen.

Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by ghaff on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @04:49PM (#45188831)
And mostly Brit-style humor, snark, and vocabulary that a number of the old Brit tech pubs had. But probably not to everyone's taste.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by cjbgkagh on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @05:18PM (#45189339)
“The proper relationship between a journalist and a politician should be akin to that between a dog and a lamp-post.”

In this case replace politician with the company they’re reporting on.

Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by adamiscool8 on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @03:27PM (#45187454)
>We’ve looked at how our teams work best, and the data is clear: when people work together in person more often, they thrive — they are more energized, empowered, and they deliver stronger results.

Citation needed or this is just more vibe-xecutive decree.

Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by datadrivenangel on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @03:31PM (#45187509)
They need to be in the offices to collaborate with their offshore counterparts...
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by surgical_fire on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @04:15PM (#45188198)
There's no data that proves it. If they had the data they would parade it in front of everyone.

The elites that rule those companies always had WFH as a benefit for as long as I remember. They find it very icky that the underclasses have now a benefit that was exclusive to them. That's the only data there is.

Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by at-fates-hands on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @03:45PM (#45187709)
Anecdotal evidence to counter this argument.

Work at a fortune 200 company. We spent COVID all 100% remote WFH. After several quarters of their entire workforce working remotely, they were gushing about how productivity increased, satisfaction scores went through the roof and the company recorded several record breaking quarters in revenue during a time they expected the exact opposite to happen.

This inevitably lead them to having one helluva hard time trying to get people back into the office since they owned about a dozen buildings where the majority of their employees were supposed to be working. After a year and several attempts, they instead sold most of their real estate holdings and have since consolidated everybody into just a few buildings. The new rule is that if you are less than 30 mins from the office, you need to come in at least twice a week. Not a huge hurdle and so far, has been met with little if any resistance.

I have to give them credit. They tried ordering people back in, and ultimately pivoted and sold their real estate instead.

Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by AnimalMuppet on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @04:16PM (#45188224)
1. Will you name? Sounds like some sane management; those looking for jobs might find that a useful datapoint.

2. I think making it proportional to the length of the commute is an interesting idea. And even for those who don't like the office... two days a week with a short commute isn't terrible.

Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by at-fates-hands on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @04:32PM (#45188494)
1. I can't name them, but they're in the health care industry.

2. Yeah, and all they're doing is taking badge reports. Going in for a Town Hall meeting or a team meeting meets these requirements. You're not required to be in the office a set number of hours - just be there. I've been told its a kind of reverse psychology trick. The more time you spend around your coworkers, grabbing lunch, collabing on little stuff, it will morph into a desire to want to be there more often and thus, the decision will then be yours that you want to be there - not some mandate coming from on high.

I think in a lot of ways its working. Last year, I'd go in for some tech support thing and the building was a ghost town. Barely anybody. This year? Totally different. The ramp is full, people are bustlin about, the cafeteria is packed. Its being around that atmosphere I think is what they want people to be more involved in. I've already had several team lunches on campus and instead of going home, we unpack our laptops and hammer out a few things, then head out. None of us are really there for more than a few hours, but it just feels like really productive face-time with your team.

I just think its cool how the company is just letting the employees figure out without a heavy handed approach and from what I can see, its working.

Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by pragma_x on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @04:42PM (#45188698)
Honestly, it sounds like the drop-in-drop-out allowance is what makes this tick. Well, that and the short commute thing. You get the best of face-time collaboration without the "grind" of needing to punch a timecard. Just the best possible parts of in-person work, and nothing else. Plus, you get to time-shift so that commute stays nice and short.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by nomel on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @03:48PM (#45187749)
Corporate analysts were "gifted" with a two impossibly rare step functions, that will probably never be repeated in our lifetimes: Near 100% -> near 0% percent in office, then 0% percent -> partial% in office. With most (all?) of the big companies following the same path, I think it's safe to assume the data points to the same conclusion: in whole, humans work better together.

It makes you wonder if it's a fundamental part of our evolution, or something. ;)

It would be very interesting to see their rational.

Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by JohnFen on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @04:15PM (#45188214)
> With most (all?) of the big companies following the same path, I think it's safe to assume the data points to the same conclusion

That is, at best, very weak evidence supporting your conclusion.

I agree, by the way, that humans do work better together. That doesn't mean, however, that humans work better in an office environment. There are huge drawbacks to that environment that may very well exceed the benefit of physical proximity.

"Humans work better together" is a very different assertion than "humans work better in offices".

Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by jleyank on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @04:54PM (#45188935)
Given how I’ve worked and the developers I’ve worked with over the decades, marketeers or managers might work better in bunches but peace and quiet serves the developers. Offices with a door, few interruptions, etc. Rands has talked about being in the zone when working and anything that favours that should be provided by companies interested in software people.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by nomel on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @06:14PM (#45190059)
> That is, at best, very weak evidence supporting your conclusion.

Please see the definition of "assume" to help you interpret what I wrote in a way that's closer to what I wrote/was trying to communicate.

Please also see the last sentence, that you missed entirely:

> It would be very interesting to see their rational.

This sentence strongly implies, nearly directly states, that I, in fact, do NOT know their rational.

What's your opinion? Why do you think they're all converging on the same policies? Do you think they're acting irrationally in opposition of data, or without data?

Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by closeparen on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @04:16PM (#45188231)
Funny how this finding applies only to US remote work, and not to offshoring, distributed teams, or cross-org / cross-site projects, which have never been more in vogue among the tech executive class.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by closeparen on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @04:47PM (#45188785)
Then the work should be set up so that your teammates and project collaborators actually work from the same office, and not in the space that was most convenient to procure or in lower-cost offshore markets. But executives would pretty much always rather have you take video calls from your desk than incur any cost or inconvenience on their end. They're not acting like they believe this.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by wiseowise on Wednesday September 10, 2025 @06:42AM (#45195806)
> I think it's safe to assume the data points to the same conclusion: in whole, humans work better together. It makes you wonder if it's a fundamental part of our evolution, or something. ;)

Is that why we invented machines and AI that will replace humans?

Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by rk06 on Wednesday September 10, 2025 @03:58AM (#45194626)
it is obviously more nonsense. There is no way one single will approach will work for ALL employees. some people just do not want to spend 4hrs in commute on daily basis. and any senior employee with kids would prefer to spend more time with kid than on

and that is when Office does not hinder productivity through lack of team space, meeting rooms and open office non sense or seting up equipment.

Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by ChrisArchitect on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @04:01PM (#45187952)
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by dang on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @05:32PM (#45189521)
Comments moved thither. Thanks!
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by GiorgioG on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @03:25PM (#45187426)
Disappointed but not surprised.
Re:Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to a... by 6c696e7578 on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @04:46PM (#45188775)
Just MSFT laying off people, nothing new here.

Embrace, extend, extinguish. Just this time they're extinguishing their less profitable projects.