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Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by gcbw2 on Thursday February 28, 2019 @06:37PM (#19276529)
Does it matter to the victim who is at fault?

...also, there's a $1,200 delivery fee. Is this the new "restock fee"? it is conveniently left out of the marketing materials.

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by city41 on Thursday February 28, 2019 @06:55PM (#19276661)
Cars have always had delivery fees. Delivering something that weighs several tons is not cheap.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by turtlegrids on Thursday February 28, 2019 @07:08PM (#19276756)
It's cheaper to Tesla if they "deliver" it at their factory. I took delivery of my Tesla at the Fremont factory. was still forced to pay full delivery fee. insane.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by azhenley on Thursday February 28, 2019 @08:36PM (#19277246)
I picked my car up from one of the Tesla showrooms. I did not pay the delivery fee. I was never even given the option to have it delivered.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by auiya on Friday March 01, 2019 @09:12AM (#19280718)
You did actually. It was built into the price of the car itself.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by fivefive55 on Thursday February 28, 2019 @08:48PM (#19277296)
And now they're getting rid of showrooms, so that isn't really relevant anymore.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by azhenley on Thursday February 28, 2019 @08:52PM (#19277314)
They said they would close some. I would expect they will just deliver to their shops then, which are growing rapidly, so likely still relevant.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by Sybs on Friday March 01, 2019 @08:14AM (#19280235)
They're closing all stores. "Shifting to online only worldwide"
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by azhenley on Friday March 01, 2019 @08:25AM (#19280332)
From Elon’s memo: “we will be winding down many of our stores”.

It says move all sales to online, but it only says closing many stores.

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by mgoetzke on Friday March 01, 2019 @07:24AM (#19279883)
Because everybody in a country pays the same price. Just because some people live near by the factory or want to make an event out of it doesn't mean they get it cheaper. I believe all car companies do this (I had to pay a delivery fee when I got my BMW at the factory). Not sure whether it is a law though.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by amclennon on Friday March 01, 2019 @10:38AM (#19281566)
I don't think that's actually true. My Volvo was around ~$5k cheaper (plus free plane tickets to Sweden) when I picked it up from the factory. This also takes into account the complimentary shipment to my local dealer in the United States. I've been told that BMW has a similar European Delivery program.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by mgoetzke on Thursday March 14, 2019 @02:58AM (#19387029)
In my case I did pay a delivery fee picking it up from the factory. They did make a small event out of it of course, it being presented on a turn-table show like floor etc, but other than that it was mostly waiting and then fueling up as the first thing because the car is basically running on fumes when you get it. I did not have to pay my dealer anything of course. That would have cost something extra possibly.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by mgoetzke on Thursday March 14, 2019 @02:59AM (#19387033)
Btw. Free plane ticket ? Wow. I had to drive there by train which I payed for and nobody offered me anything. Getting there was entirely my problem.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by eunoia on Friday March 01, 2019 @12:36PM (#19283233)
Hi fellow Volvo OSDer. It truly is a wonderful program.

But there's a difference between the OSD MSRP discount. (i.e. buying off the OSD price sheet) and the standalone "Destination Fee" line item. Further, even though Volvo ships the car back to the the states for free for you, it's up to the dealership (and potentially your negotiation skills) whether they still add that destination fee to the final bill.

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by brewdad on Monday March 04, 2019 @11:46AM (#19302597)
If your dealer is adding delivery or prep fees to your Volvo OSD, talk to Corporate. That's a big no-no in the program. Doesn't stop some dealers from doing it however. If I recall correctly, the only fees they can add are processing fees if they handle the DMV paperwork on your behalf.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by londons_explore on Friday March 01, 2019 @05:56AM (#19279445)
I wonder what an efficient car delivery service could cost?

A car transporter carries 11 cars and can drive say 500 miles per day at a cost of $500 per day (including driver, fuel, and vehicle rental).

If the average delivery distance from factory to customer is 1500 miles, then transport cost works out to $136. Add to that the 'last mile delivery' which is probably going to involve a $20 per hour employee driving to the customers premises, doing a 2 hour training and handover process, and catching an uber home. Call that 4 hours, or $80 + $30 for the Uber.

Total delivery cost with an efficient delivery network could be $246.

Assume a 20% 'failure rate' (ie. where the customer rejects the car), and in those cases double the cost (returning the vehicle) and fold it into the amount the other customers have to pay, and you arrive at $369

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by stevenhubertron on Friday March 01, 2019 @09:00AM (#19280638)
What about profit for the delivery company, a receptionist, insurance, marketing, web developer, logistics software, accountants ... the delivery company need to operate profitably as well.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by dwild on Friday March 01, 2019 @11:15AM (#19282059)
> A car transporter carries 11 cars and can drive say 500 miles per day at a cost of $500 per day (including driver, fuel, and vehicle rental).

That feel to me awfully low. Can you be more specific on how you get to $500 for all that? Renting a car can cost me more than 100$ a day for similar distances. I can't imagine 11x that would cost less than half of it and on top of that include the wage of someone that have to drive full time.

That's barely his cost and doesn't consider anything else (administrative and etc..). I feel like it would be closer to 1500$ a day.

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by dkasper on Friday March 01, 2019 @12:56PM (#19283499)
Definitely seems low to me too. It could be almost $500 in fuel alone to drive 500 miles in a truck.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by marklyon on Friday March 01, 2019 @10:34AM (#19281519)
Strangely, my YouTube suggestions keep offering me videos that explain why this is a bad idea:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-inPRBhonfY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXoOEuH9Jag

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by tamal on Thursday February 28, 2019 @08:02PM (#19277078)
That’s a law.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by almost_usual on Thursday February 28, 2019 @08:29PM (#19277213)
"This is 2019," he said. "People want to buy things online."

But he added that franchise-dealer opposition would be a violation of interstate commerce, and that is unconstitutional.

"Good luck with that," Musk said.

Sounds like Musk likes to pick and choose the laws he follows.

Source: https://www.businessinsider.com/tesla-is-eliminating-most-of...

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by travisoneill1 on Thursday February 28, 2019 @09:21PM (#19277448)
I'm glad he has picked this one to break then. Requiring a middleman to sell cars is even stupider than taxi medallions.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by sytelus on Friday March 01, 2019 @08:02AM (#19280140)
What you call “law” is mandate established by car dealers by buying off politicians. This is one of the most disgusting monopolistic snake oil business that had little chance of surviving otherwise for so long. Musk is doing great favor to all of us by showing them middle finger and letting them know that they can’t hide behind their purchased politicians.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by olyjohn on Friday March 01, 2019 @12:47PM (#19283393)
Honest question, where do Tesla owners take their cars for repairs if there are no dealerships? I always thought the dealership laws were pretty consumer friendly in this way. I can find dealerships and independent shops to have my cars repaired pretty much anywhere in the country.

Tesla doesn't let anybody else fix their cars. So you have to take it to their... what, repair center?

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by Dylan16807 on Sunday March 03, 2019 @02:40PM (#19296345)
Laws that make independent shops possible are great.

Dealerships may or may not have your best pricing interests in mind, so forcing them to exist is not particularly useful.

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by donarb on Thursday February 28, 2019 @09:39PM (#19277507)
Middlemen help you buy a car from competing dealers. Buying only from Tesla means you can’t negotiate for a better price.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by sjwright on Friday March 01, 2019 @01:09AM (#19278333)
Dealers are stupid and make no sense.

I may be a weird consumer but whenever I buy something expensive I always think about the unrelated things my money is paying for. So for example when I visit a car dealership I notice the big land footprint, the shiny offices, and well dressed salespeople—and I think to myself how much of my car purchase is going towards the upkeep of this crap, none of which I like or want.

If I want to learn about the car, I'd much rather access the manufacturer's website and read/watch independent reviews.

If I want to test drive a car I'd be willing to travel further to test drive one directly from the manufacturer. Or better still, just don't test drive it at all—you won't learn anything in an hour that you couldn't learn from a reviewer. The true character of a car usually takes a week or more to surface.

If I want to buy a car, I'd much rather buy it directly from the manufacturer and either pick it up from a central depot (to save money) or have it delivered directly to my home and detailed on my driveway (for a fee based on distance).

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by dagw on Friday March 01, 2019 @06:18AM (#19279555)
I wouldn't mind car dealers if they actually offered a useful independent service. When I go to buy a camera the person in the store can explain the pros and cons of Canon vs Nikon vs Fuji vs Sony and let me try them all next to each other. Why can't I go to a car dealer and have them explain the pros and cons of Honda vs Toyota vs Nissan and let me compare them right there in the store.

I trust the guy at my local camera store to explain the pros and cons of a Canon vs a Fuji, I obviously don't expect they guy at my local Honda dealer to explain the pros and cons of a Honda vs a Toyota.

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by sjwright on Friday March 01, 2019 @07:51AM (#19280072)
Rule of thumb for life: Never ever get advice about what to buy from the person selling it, unless that person has literally no incentive whatsoever, or if the purchase is extremely low risk (e.g. low item cost or hassle-free returns policy).

Camera stores is a great example. The vast majority of salespeople know how to convince you that a product suits your needs, but would have very little clue what is important to get the best outcome. They're not photographers—or if they are, chances are they're no more of a photography expert than you.

Perhaps the worst is "high end" hi-fi salespeople. These slick operators are great at convincing you to buy the unnecessarily expensive product and the criminally overpriced accessories. Unfortunately for the customer, most of the things that matter in making a good system aren't sold in a cardboard box with a big profit margin, so you'll never hear about them from a hi-fi salesperson.

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by jakobegger on Friday March 01, 2019 @03:02AM (#19278706)
My experience with test drives is that you immediately know if you like the car or not. Reviews have never really made sense to me, most reviewers seem to talk about stuff I just don't care about.

The only problem is that dealers usually only have cars with the most popular engines available, so you often can't actually try the car you want to buy...

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by lsc on Friday March 01, 2019 @03:32AM (#19278823)
Interesting. My experience is that if I want some idea of how I'll feel about the car in a year, a test drive of less than a week gives me almost no data.

Personally? yeah, I think renting a car is the way to go, if you want to evaluate how you will feel about the car later. A 20 minute test drive, to me, is like laying on a mattress for 20 minutes in a store and expecting to know what it will feel like to sleep on.

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by mrhappyunhappy on Friday March 01, 2019 @07:38PM (#19286667)
I feel the same. I’ve had stronger urges to buy a car I rented than one I test drive for 10 minutes. You just never get the same level of familiarity, the little quirks and knowing how your body feels after an extended multi-day drive if you simply test drive at dealer. I like to have my cars for a week at the minimum before I can confidently form a strong opinion in regards to purchase.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by aedron on Friday March 01, 2019 @06:19AM (#19279563)
An important part of choosing a car is ergonomics. I like to rest my arms on the door and middle console armrests while driving, but my brand new (expensive) SUV, bought sight unseen, comes just short of being able to do this, which bothers me a little every day. Obviously these things differ from person to person, so yeah, next time I'll probably go for a test drive first.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by sjwright on Friday March 01, 2019 @07:46AM (#19280036)
Find a reviewer that has a similar body size to you. There's literally hundreds of car reviewers on youtube, there will be plenty who will have the same ergonomic structure to you.

Remember: you're not special. You're just another meat bag that fits within a bell curve of normalness.

Edit: to the one person who voted me down, I was wrong. You aren't a meat bag, you are special.

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by sjwright on Friday March 01, 2019 @01:11AM (#19278340)
I always thought it was weird that we negotiate a price with new car purchases. I do negotiate hard on my cars (and on behalf of family) and I hate the process. It's stupid. I'd much rather the manufacturer nominate a fixed price and not allow any negotiation at all. Then the manufacturer would be forced to pick a price that competes with the market.

There are only a few things that excite me more about a Model 3 than electric cars from established brands (particularly the upcoming Kia Niro EV) and a big one is the sales process.

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by ghaff on Friday March 01, 2019 @01:49AM (#19278474)
There are no haggle dealers and have been no haggle brands from time to time. One problem is that the people who like and think of themselves as driving a hard bargain don’t like the inability to do so
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by sjwright on Friday March 01, 2019 @07:44AM (#19280024)
For those people who like to drive a hard bargain, they can do what everyone does with every other expensive commodity—wait for the time when sales numbers are dropping off and take advantage of sharper prices.

After all I'm not saying that car makers can't have "deals" but the price of any new car for sale—on special or a regular—should be published and not negotiated.

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by mikelward on Friday March 01, 2019 @10:40AM (#19281586)
Last time I bought a car, the "no haggle" dealers like DGDG were about 10% more expensive.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by squish78 on Friday March 01, 2019 @10:06AM (#19281241)
RIP Saturn
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by jjeaff on Friday March 01, 2019 @02:08AM (#19278534)
Those that truly do know how to work the system should be able to get a better deal. Subsidized of course by those who are not good at it. Or who don't care.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by marssaxman on Saturday March 02, 2019 @02:31PM (#19290714)
Where I come from, we call those people "assholes".
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by oarsinsync on Friday March 01, 2019 @06:16AM (#19279540)
Or a store should be selling goods at the same price to all consumers, instead of giving some consumers preferential pricing over others if they know the right hand-shake.

Consumer price discrimination isn't something that should be occurring.

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by MPSimmons on Friday March 01, 2019 @01:44AM (#19278460)
When you buy a laptop from HP, do you negotiate with the web form? If you went into an HP store (assuming there was one), would you negotiate with them there?

This doesn't make sense to me.

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by olyjohn on Friday March 01, 2019 @01:01PM (#19283548)
When we make large purchases from HP, Dell, Microsoft, you're damn right we negotiate the rates and get discounts. If you're making a purchase that is a large percentage of your budget, you'd be stupid to not try.

When you're buying one laptop, of course not. You're talking a $3000 purchase vs a $40,000+ purchase. You negotiate on cars, because getting a thousand or two off is a huge deal for a lot of people.

The "No haggle" thing that Tesla is doing works fine for their $60,000-$120,000 cars. People spending that kind of cash on a car are probably not going to bat an eye at an extra thousand or two. Anybody spending that much money on a car isn't buying it because they have a limited budget, and are not trying to maximize their value.

I don't think it's going to work as well on their lower priced cars. People who don't have a $50-60k budget for a car don't have tons of money to throw around.

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by Sohcahtoa82 on Friday March 01, 2019 @07:04PM (#19286503)
Don't you think it's silly that paying sticker price is considered paying extra?

Haggling is stupid. Cars are usually overpriced because the expectation of haggling is priced in. I'd rather Tesla put a $35K price tag on their Model 3 knowing that's exactly what I'll pay than put a $38K tag knowing that I'll try to haggle it down to $35k.

A random citizen buying a single car isn't comparable to a corporation negotiating a volume discount.

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by vetinari on Friday March 01, 2019 @10:48AM (#19281686)
You can order laptops via phone or email, you know.

Thinking about it, my last three laptops were bought with a discount, just by not being afraid to ask for some.

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by gwbas1c on Thursday February 28, 2019 @10:16PM (#19277654)
The US is the only country that follows this scheme, and it's only certain manufacturers that let their franchises get away with that.

Next time try buying a Honda or a Subaru. There's almost no wiggle-room in price.

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by grogenaut on Friday March 01, 2019 @12:58AM (#19278284)
I kicked 5k off of the deal price a subaru forrester 2 years ago, by saying no 3 times. No trade either.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by DoubleCribble on Friday March 01, 2019 @02:41PM (#19284514)
Sorry, that's not true at all. There's often A LOT of wiggle room.

Insider Tip: The internet desk is usually separate from the floor desk at your average dealership. When you know exactly which car you want to buy, negotiate through the internet desk only at several dealerships. But be prepared to walk if they try to pull a bait & switch when you show up to purchase.

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by mrhappyunhappy on Friday March 01, 2019 @07:55PM (#19286753)
The problem with your insider tip is that everyone, dealer included knows about it. I hate when people say be prepared to walk when most of us don’t have a million dealerships to visit. Sure if you’re in Southern California you can visit 6 Honda dealers and waste 1-2 days. You’ll get the quoted price and then they’ll try to stick you the next time you come in. Consumer is at a huge disadvantage here because dealers know they have limited time. It’s no secret dealers make you wait forever so you grow impatient and agree to their bullshit. Some of us don’t want to deal with that kind of crap.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by ntsplnkv2 on Thursday February 28, 2019 @11:04PM (#19277828)
Haggled significantly on a Subaru just last year.

Honda in the past. They may not move as much, but they definitely move.

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by almost_usual on Thursday February 28, 2019 @11:24PM (#19277918)
I own a Toyota and I was definitely able to negotiate a lower price.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by emiliobumachar on Friday March 01, 2019 @06:22AM (#19279579)
Here in Brazil it's also haggling hell to buy a car.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by dogcomplex on Thursday February 28, 2019 @11:17PM (#19277889)
This person has a point. We should put a thin layer of collective consumer organization (regional, statewide, national, global, or some other user-defined organization) that's programmatically (smart-contract-based) guaranteed to hunt for better bulk deals with the supplier within certain convenience parameters (e.g. "I want to buy mine within the month"). If these were open-source programs (ideally run in trustless blockchain envs) then the competition to create a popular one would undercut their middleman profits to optimally-tiny percentages due to arbitrage.

As it stands, we are an unorganized mob who the middlemen and manufacturers are squabbling over and each making a profit. But it's becoming pretty clear we'll be able to program the middlemen cheaper/better in the near future (or services can just offer direct-online shopping), so should that remaining profit go to the manufacturer or the consumer? Tesla's being pretty generous now (or appears to be), but future (and present) direct online shippers may benefit greatly from the organizational imbalance. This is the same argument for collectively-purchased (government) healthcare, I believe.

(And yes, companies obviously should be compensated according to their risk and willingness to invest at scarce times - Tesla certainly deserves big praise from many angles - but examining this relationship from a societal standpoint and collectively bargaining for the end consumer (advocating for the poorest of us) is important too)

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by awad on Thursday February 28, 2019 @11:53PM (#19278005)
Well, in this case, there is no middleman. And, with Tesla, there never has been AFAIK. So not sure if applicable. But assuming a general statement, I have to bite...why smart contract?
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by smolsky on Thursday February 28, 2019 @07:29PM (#19276878)
It's cheap in NorCal - my friend had a Model 3 delivered by a dude. Literally. A dude drove his car to his house and then called Uber.

P.S. by "dude" I meant that the man just drove the car to the owner's place from their Fremont factory (30 min).

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by chrisseaton on Thursday February 28, 2019 @09:29PM (#19277479)
How else would you deliver a car? Not sure what point you're trying to make?
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by camel_gopher on Thursday February 28, 2019 @10:16PM (#19277656)
You would download it, obviously
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by losteric on Thursday February 28, 2019 @09:36PM (#19277498)
Truck?
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by chrisseaton on Thursday February 28, 2019 @09:56PM (#19277584)
Put the car on a truck and then drive the truck? Might as well just drive the car?
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by awad on Thursday February 28, 2019 @11:56PM (#19278014)
The beautiful thing about trucks is...you can put _multiple_ cars on the truck.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by MertsA on Friday March 01, 2019 @02:50AM (#19278665)
Eh... Delivering multiple cars over a short distance by loading them up on a flatbed or car hauler just doesn't make any sense. Tow trucks will always be more expensive than calling a taxi. Especially given that this is basically a textbook example of the travelling salesman problem. And I don't mean computing a route is hard, I just mean that in practice while there's overlap between destinations for a sparse set of e.g. 10 destinations spread evenly over some area around a hub it's not like being able to go between destinations directly makes it 10x shorter. Trucks are expensive to maintain and operate, much more so than a regular passenger car. Trucks also can't deliver as easily or to as many places as a person driving it. If someone lives down a dead end road that's extremely inconvenient for the truck whereas it's a non-issue for someone driving.

Car haulers don't make sense for sparse local deliveries.

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by sjwright on Friday March 01, 2019 @01:10AM (#19278338)
Handy if you're buying multiple cars.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by awad on Friday March 01, 2019 @02:46AM (#19278654)
Just think of it as Uber Pool/Lyft Line wherein one car goes to your house, and another goes to someone else's house.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by isostatic on Friday March 01, 2019 @04:05AM (#19278963)
How many cars do you buy at the same time?!
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by auiya on Friday March 01, 2019 @09:16AM (#19280748)
And increase risk of road damage/wear in transit, which likely wouldn't be caught on initial inspection during handover.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by emiliobumachar on Friday March 01, 2019 @06:25AM (#19279586)
There's something intangible about being the first to drive a new car. Doesn't make any logical sense, but there is.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by Sohcahtoa82 on Friday March 01, 2019 @07:10PM (#19286544)
You will never be the first driver of a car, even if it comes straight from the factory to your front door. Every car gets test driven after assembly before it gets sent out, though they might not have the odometer turned on.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by alex_hitchins on Friday March 01, 2019 @07:15AM (#19279811)
Surely all cars have been pre-driven, even if in the factory.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by drewmol on Friday March 01, 2019 @11:06AM (#19281931)
Auto Pilot
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by matwood on Friday March 01, 2019 @06:34AM (#19279629)
I know someone who had a huge problem with Tesla over this. The issue was the Tesla contract wanted my friend to take ownership of the car, and thus responsibility as soon as it left Tesla. For obvious reasons, that's not something anyone should do. They had quite a bit of back and forth until Tesla changed the wording. I'm not sure if they did it universally though.

Then Tesla registered the car improperly and took months to correct.

Most Tesla owners I talk to say the same thing, they love the car and hate everything else about dealing with Tesla. I can't imaging removing dealerships is going to make this any better with customers.

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by JeremyBanks on Thursday February 28, 2019 @08:06PM (#19277093)
What would it have been if not a dude?
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by maratd on Thursday February 28, 2019 @08:14PM (#19277130)
A dudette?
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by mh8h on Friday March 01, 2019 @01:12AM (#19278347)
The car driving itself?
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by SmellyGeekBoy on Friday March 01, 2019 @04:00AM (#19278944)
"Welcome to Johnny Cab"
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by johnnycab on Friday March 01, 2019 @07:51AM (#19280068)
Hell of a day, isn't it?
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by ErikVandeWater on Saturday March 02, 2019 @12:06AM (#19287676)
Dude implies something about how he was dressed and acted. If someone in a 3 piece suit delivers your car, that's less insulting.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by turtlegrids on Thursday February 28, 2019 @07:55PM (#19277026)
That.... doesn’t sound shady. At all.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by phamilton on Thursday February 28, 2019 @06:58PM (#19276689)
Yes, but you can normally test drive a car without paying the delivery fee.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by dpkonofa on Thursday February 28, 2019 @08:26PM (#19277194)
You can test drive a Tesla without paying the delivery fee too.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by phamilton on Thursday February 28, 2019 @10:38PM (#19277728)
> We are also making it much easier to try out and return a Tesla, so that a test drive prior to purchase isn’t needed.

They are certainly pitching the idea that "buy and return" is the new "test drive". So the question is "Do you have to pay the delivery fee?"

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by gnicholas on Thursday February 28, 2019 @10:28PM (#19277695)
How do you do this if they close “many” of their showrooms, as Musk described it?

edit: This was an honest question, and instead of downvoting, perhaps you could enlighten me?

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by coin on Thursday February 28, 2019 @10:30PM (#19277701)
I buy stuff online and at retail stores and am never charged a delivery fee. Why do cars get to inflate the price by charging extra for “deliver”?
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by city41 on Thursday February 28, 2019 @10:40PM (#19277736)
You've never been charged shipping? That's basically the delivery fee for smaller items.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by SECProto on Thursday February 28, 2019 @10:43PM (#19277750)
they roll it into the sticker price, as one of 2000 items in a truck is a pretty low shipping fee. one of 5 cars in a trailer, on the other hand, the per-item cost is very high.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by et2o on Thursday February 28, 2019 @10:49PM (#19277779)
You are paying for it one way or another.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by SilasX on Thursday February 28, 2019 @07:47PM (#19276988)
Yes, and that's completely reasonable, but then it's misleading for their promotional copy to say:

>and then return it for free.

which implies that there's no financial loss on your end.

They should at least have phrased it in terms of "and you're only out the initial delivery fee".

Edit: I don't know what the actual status is. One commenter mentioned a delivery fee that's separate from the headline price; I was just going off the earlier discussion.

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by lawnchair_larry on Thursday February 28, 2019 @08:01PM (#19277068)
You are not out the delivery fee. Where did you get that?
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by SilasX on Friday March 01, 2019 @12:39PM (#19283275)
See edit -- was just going off the implication from the immediate discussion and couldn't easily verify the relevant T/C. I would have deleted the comment but it was too late.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by tedivm on Thursday February 28, 2019 @07:06PM (#19276741)
That's not the full story though. When delivering to dealerships they are often delivered in a more efficient manner, so the per unit cost of delivery is lower.

Even if that wasn't the case when you go to a dealership that delivery cost is part of the price. Claiming the car is $35,000 when it's literally impossible to buy it for that is a bit misleading.

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by Dylan16807 on Thursday February 28, 2019 @07:29PM (#19276877)
With a $3,750 federal tax credit and possible state credits to offset the delivery cost, the headline price of $35,000 is misleadingly high.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by theartfuldodger on Thursday February 28, 2019 @08:42PM (#19277267)
24,450 is the posted actual cost after normal rebates and credits
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by bagels on Thursday February 28, 2019 @09:21PM (#19277445)
A large part of that is "savings on fuel"
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by jonathankoren on Friday March 01, 2019 @04:21AM (#19279013)
Yeah that’s a Tesla trick to make their cars look cheaper than they are. It’s deceptive. When I buy a gasoline power car, I don’t figure the cost of gas into the purchase price of the car.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by gutnor on Friday March 01, 2019 @07:38AM (#19279984)
It also wrongly assume that you can charge it at home. I only have access to street parking in London. I would need to register to various charging provider in order to be able to keep a car reasonably topped up without having to go to the supercharger at the beginning of a journey.

The price of the monthly subscription(s) alone is a very significant proportion of my gas consumption (I'm a leasure only driver, I do maybe 5000 miles per year, the bulk of it is done in 4 to 5 road trips)

In Spain, the standing cost of a residential electricity contract that is sufficient to charge a Tesla (i.e. above the regular Spanish 3000W default contract) is similarly a significant portion of the gas price.

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by dymk on Thursday February 28, 2019 @07:44PM (#19276967)
And if the car could just be delivered to a dealership, you'd be getting the tax credits, and not paying the cost of to-your-house delivery.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by dpkonofa on Thursday February 28, 2019 @08:28PM (#19277201)
They don't charge you extra if you live farther away, though. The delivery fee is charged to you whether they deliver it to the dealership or to your house.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by dymk on Friday March 01, 2019 @11:14AM (#19282040)
I've never seen a dealership delivery fee over $500, and Tesla is going to charge $1200 to deliver this car to my house.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by sly010 on Thursday February 28, 2019 @07:15PM (#19276805)
It has wheels.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by Wowfunhappy on Thursday February 28, 2019 @09:03PM (#19277369)
Someone has to drive it though. Once they can drive themselves, yeah, I'm sure delivery will be cheaper.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by gamblor956 on Thursday February 28, 2019 @07:15PM (#19276806)
I have never once paid a delivery fee for a new car. I do not know anyone who has bought a non-luxury car that has paid a delivery fee for a car.

OTOH, I do know many people who paid delivery fees for customized luxury cars. The $35k Model 3, however, is not a luxury car and is barely customizable, even to the extent of available add-on packages.

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by sriram_sun on Thursday February 28, 2019 @07:21PM (#19276845)
Oh yes you have. Every dealer everywhere charges a "Destination Fee." That is what you pay for delivery to the dealer's. That line item for the price of the car is non-negotiable. There is wiggle room on MSRP etc.

This was the first google result that came up for "car destination fee" :- A "destination charge" is a fee that the manufacturer charges to deliver a vehicle from the factory to the dealership, and that is passed on by the dealer to the consumer; it is not included in the MSRP of the vehicle. Destination charges are typically not negotiable.

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by chrisseaton on Thursday February 28, 2019 @09:33PM (#19277493)
Why would anyone want to negotiate individual line items rather than just negotiating on the final bottom-line price? Why would I care if I'm reducing the destination fee or the actual price? What difference does it make to me?
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by 1123581321 on Thursday February 28, 2019 @10:09PM (#19277630)
The line items usually come up when negotiating the final price. It’s hard to avoid discussing the details unless one party has a string negotiating position and highly values minimal communication.

As to why you’d want to: if you ask someone to quote bottom line, and they do, then you can start picking their line items apart to go lower. Or if you quote high, you can use line items as justification for it to some buyers.

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by chrisseaton on Thursday February 28, 2019 @10:16PM (#19277658)
> then you can start picking their line items apart to go lower

But why? If I want a lower price I don’t care where they have to shave it from to do that do I? I don’t care about how they’ve arrived at a price or how it’s accounted for if I just want it be lower.

I say I want that price to be lower in order for me to buy and they say yes or no depending on if it’s worth it for them.

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by 1123581321 on Thursday February 28, 2019 @10:27PM (#19277690)
Based on your last sentence, you might be ending negotiations too early. An early “bottom-line” ultimatum leaves money on the table because the details haven’t been fully considered by the other party, so (in auto sales) the seller hedges with a higher price.

A more thorough discussion can bring down the offer they are willing to accept. You don’t have to care about the details to use them in a negotiation.

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by chrisseaton on Thursday February 28, 2019 @10:35PM (#19277720)
I don’t get it - asking ‘can you reduce line item n by x’ is exactly the same thing as ‘can you reduce the bottom line by x’, except the former asks them to do something they may not be able to do (that’s how this conversation started - the delivery fee) and the latter lets them achieve what you want any way they’re able to.

So why would you ever use the former approach? It’s strictly worse.

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by jancsika on Friday March 01, 2019 @01:28AM (#19278405)
> I don’t get it - asking ‘can you reduce line item n by x’ is exactly the same thing as ‘can you reduce the bottom line by x’

"Can you reduce bottom line by x" is like saying, "the documentation is a bit vague, can you improve it please?"

"Can you reduce line item n by x" is like saying, "there's no way the user could possibly intuit that the sampling period may be truncated to precisely hit the target value after the specified duration. Given that the programming language itself has no specification, this longstanding behavior must be explained clearly in the user docs."

Which response do you suppose will be more likely to lead to an improvement in the docs? It's probably the one that shows evidence you know your domain and how to assess quality there.

Of course, that analogy is the dream. In reality the car salesperson will come back with the reduced line item but with adjustments somewhere else. And it's hard to keep track of because, for example, how would an increase in the down payment affect your idea of the "total bottom line?"

This would be like a developer countering by saying, "Ok, but to clarify that section of the docs I added threading to the event loop." And then every single developer suddenly becomes some kind of darkworld saboteur, and you finally give in by saying, "I guess this is just how software gets made..."

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by chrisseaton on Friday March 01, 2019 @09:30AM (#19280877)
Just look at the total-cost-of-ownership. As long as I can afford the down payment and I can afford the monthly payment then I just want to reduce the total-cost-of-ownership for the car I want. In other words I want the dealer to optimise for that variable and as long as they meet my constraint for affording the down and monthly payments then I don't care how those vary as long as the optimisation goal is met.

Line itemisation is very silly for cars. All I need to know is how much does it cost me to get the car. I don't care that some of that money goes to person A and some of it to person B. Irrelevant to me!

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by jancsika on Friday March 01, 2019 @01:51PM (#19284059)
> In other words I want the dealer to optimise for that variable and as long as they meet my constraint for affording the down and monthly payments then I don't care how those vary as long as the optimisation goal is met.

But you would have already told them, "As long as I can afford..." So they'll spend the entire exchange trying to optimize for the maximum amount they think you can afford. They can try to convince you they've optimized when they really haven't, and they can try to pick a vehicle of a lower quality and persuade you that the price drop is the optimization.

If your response to every trick is to respond, "No, please try again to optimize for TCO," they'll eventually interpret your behavior as the equivalent of an ad-blocker. Then they'll either persuade you to reveal more data or move on to a customer who negotiates on their terms.

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by chrisseaton on Friday March 01, 2019 @02:28PM (#19284407)
I don’t understand how you think it’s any different - you ask ‘can you reduce the price for the paint finish’ and I ask ‘can you reduce the bottom line price’. In both cases it’s the same reduction in their profit margin. Why do a dance around which line item it supposedly comes off?
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by 1123581321 on Saturday March 02, 2019 @05:36PM (#19291566)
Because they will say no to your question and yes to jancsika’s question. We’ve given you some reasons why rhetorical/persuasive skill and willingness to work to find an angle on a negotiation improves the results.

There is a difference simply because the results are different, whether due to the need to save face, behavior psychology, sales training, or more intangible factors.

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by jancsika on Monday March 04, 2019 @12:42PM (#19303249)
Just to be clear-- in reality the game is rigged by the dealership and salesperson such that it is extremely likely one will pay too much for the vehicle. Or at least the sale will not be optimized for TCO. And that is regardless of whether one plays the salesperson's game or tries to "beat the game."

What I'm saying is that either OP will accidentally give away information at the outset that virtually guarantees overpayment-- "Here's what I can afford"-- or robotically repeat a fair price calculated ahead of time and request TCO optimization until they are thrown out of the dealership.

It'd be like going to a shell game and requesting to pay $7 so your kid can have 10 guesses at where the shell is. Then when they ignore you, start asking what's wrong with that, I mean, those are the odds, no? I've even rounding up for that pure profit. Why wouldn't someone with a big crowd of good faith players want to accept that?

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by 1123581321 on Thursday March 07, 2019 @11:42AM (#19329498)
That makes sense — thank you.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by arbie on Thursday February 28, 2019 @10:54PM (#19277795)
This is the human factor at play.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by linkmotif on Friday March 01, 2019 @07:20AM (#19279856)
Life’s a stage and all the world is a play
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by Jedd on Thursday February 28, 2019 @08:53PM (#19277321)
> Oh yes you have. Every dealer everywhere ...

You may be doing that thing where you assume parent, and indeed everyone, is in the same country you are in, subject to the same laws, regulations, and traditional rorts.

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by smolsky on Thursday February 28, 2019 @07:33PM (#19276903)
...and yet I managed to knock the price down by 5K and 2K off MSRP when I bought my last 2 vehicles. So this destination charge is often a moot point with regular car brands/dealers.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by selimthegrim on Thursday February 28, 2019 @07:32PM (#19276891)
This is typically on the order of $300-500 though
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by gamblor956 on Thursday February 28, 2019 @11:23PM (#19277913)
Oh no, I definitely have never paid a delivery fee. I am one of those weirdos that reads the entire sales contact before signing.

You have to be pretty bad at negotiating to be hit with a delivery fee since in my neck of the woods, aka SoCal, most dealers will waive that for everyone.

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by Spooky23 on Thursday February 28, 2019 @08:11PM (#19277115)
Any car has a delivery fee, around $500 in my state.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by gnicholas on Thursday February 28, 2019 @10:32PM (#19277710)
I’m curious to know where you are. I think it’s twice that where I am (California). Is this just another way for dealers in different states charge different prices, while maintaining some semblance of uniformity?
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by gnicholas on Friday March 01, 2019 @01:58AM (#19278509)
Perhaps instead of downvoting this honest question, you could let me know what you disagree with here?
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by Spooky23 on Friday March 01, 2019 @08:11AM (#19280206)
Mea culpa.

I recalled this wrong — I looked at the sticker for my car 3 years ago and it was $795. I think $500 was for my previous vehicle, and that was a long long time ago :)

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by Pristina on Thursday February 28, 2019 @11:45PM (#19277980)
>victim

didn't realise being able to get a loan is a human right now.

Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by fsloth on Friday March 01, 2019 @06:57AM (#19279729)
It's not a human right, but being denied or briefly inconvenienced of financial services certainly for most people considered a downgrade in their capability to operate in a modern society. One of the big things that separate haves from have nots is the availability of financial services.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by lawnchair_larry on Thursday February 28, 2019 @08:02PM (#19277077)
“victim”? I don’t think that is appropriate here.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by ianai on Friday March 01, 2019 @06:34AM (#19279626)
The credit system absolutely does force itself upon us. Your alternatives to the credit system are cash and I’m guessing layaway. Not to mention the things that require good credit but aren’t exactly a loan.
Re:$35,000 Tesla Model 3 Available Now by gsich on Friday March 01, 2019 @01:44AM (#19278461)
Yes it does, at least on HN.