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Re:Through Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Patrick Stewart taught us the meas...
on Friday October 30, 2026 @10:11PM (#50312593)
That’s Broccoli
Re:DoorDash to Acquire Instacart
on Thursday October 29, 2026 @11:34PM (#50299583)
They haven’t paid yet, no. But they adhere to the customs of waiting in line.
Re:DoorDash to Acquire Instacart
on Thursday October 29, 2026 @11:19PM (#50299499)
In SF we call those restaurants “Doordashed”
Re:Leak Exposes 41,000 Homeland Security Workers–Including Undercover ...
on Wednesday October 28, 2026 @06:15PM (#50281694)
Local agents want to meet you.
Re:All you need is Wide Events, not "Metrics, Logs and Traces"
on Sunday October 25, 2026 @08:58PM (#50237660)
Not this bullshit again
Re:MapQuest will now show you where Flock cameras are in your neighbor...
on Sunday October 18, 2026 @12:35AM (#50137955)
I tried adopting it but at the time (a month and a half ago) it was too slow with the directions updates.
Re:Netflix plans to cut 5% of its workforce
on Friday October 09, 2026 @06:37PM (#50027459)
No, I meant the highly paid employees
Re:Netflix plans to cut 5% of its workforce
on Friday October 09, 2026 @05:12PM (#50026614)
How will they survive?
Re:Show HN: We built a real-time desktop companion for patient's teleh...
on Friday October 02, 2026 @02:30PM (#49936903)
I’m sure doctors will love this. “My AI bot thinks I…”
Re:Gravity Seems Holographic. What Does That Mean for Reality?
on Friday September 25, 2026 @09:18PM (#49852182)
So like describing the properties of a sphere by using a circle.
Re:No Atlantic hurricanes by Sept. 12 breaks a 60-year record
on Saturday September 12, 2026 @10:30PM (#49679364)
Gulf of Native America, you mean.
Re:An Alien Mind
on Sunday September 06, 2026 @01:29PM (#49588769)
“We are getting bad press around the hacking incident. We need some content to draw attention from it.”
Re:GPT-6 Astra on robot arms
on Sunday September 06, 2026 @12:38AM (#49583369)
Do you have kids?
Re:GPT-6 Astra on robot arms
on Sunday September 06, 2026 @12:29AM (#49583332)
In SF they would be taken quickly by the homeless for parts, probably the batteries most of all. That and rummaged through for drugs, or repurposed to deliver drugs.
Re:P99 0 ms* autocomplete for 240M domain names
on Monday August 31, 2026 @12:15AM (#49505490)
Clever but that’s not how we measure latency.
Re:Tell HN: Cloudflare silently injects its analytics when you switch ...
on Monday August 17, 2026 @12:01AM (#49326441)
Why would they snoop your traffic?
Ah, because they can.
Re:Jane Street suffers $15B hit after meltdown at Situational Awareness
on Friday August 14, 2026 @08:08PM (#49306146)
Tragic
Re:US citizen charged after GrapheneOS phone wipes during airport search
on Sunday July 26, 2026 @11:27PM (#49064879)
Mens rea
Re:Show HN: Oodle.ai – $10 per million agent traces
on Tuesday July 14, 2026 @12:39PM (#48909480)
Dang that’s expensive. We pay $0.75/M through a vendor
Re:Building an Open-Source Robot Vacuum – Meet Oomwoo
on Thursday July 02, 2026 @02:00AM (#48757116)
Or the time they had available. Maybe they have a full time job, parents to care for, kids to care for. But still they wanted to scratch the itch.
Re:Weave Robotics launches Isaac 1, a $7,999 home robot with fall 2026...
on Thursday July 02, 2026 @12:16AM (#48756500)
They’ve had two of the Isaac 0 bots at the laundromat down the street from me for months. I’ve been impressed watching them evolve.
Re:What was your "Oh Shit" moment with GenAI?
on Friday June 05, 2026 @04:53PM (#48418126)
It’s a probabilistic parrot
Re:Three of our worst VC stories
on Friday June 05, 2026 @04:39PM (#48417923)
Next up, one of our worst CEO stories
Re:Entanglement Builds Space-Time. Now "Magic" Gives It Gravity
on Friday June 05, 2026 @10:38AM (#48413164)
Aka the Einstein tensor
Re:Claude for Small Business
on Thursday May 14, 2026 @02:06AM (#48131671)
2-3 percent; so far (Homer Simpson)
Re:Show HN: Building a web server in assembly to give my life (a lack ...
on Sunday May 10, 2026 @11:11AM (#48084629)
The hero we needed
Re:Moving a large-scale metrics pipeline from StatsD to OpenTelemetry ...
on Thursday April 16, 2026 @11:43AM (#47795001)
Grafana knows their open source products are eating into revenue. Expect corresponding strategy to offset that.
Re:I beg you to follow Crocker's Rules, even if you will be rude to me
on Friday March 13, 2026 @07:38PM (#47371492)
You can communicate like this and have it be effective if you have an established good relationship with the recipient. That’s why team cohesiveness is important.
Context of whom you are communicating with is also important. That’s the trade off of approaches like these rules. In some situations they are fine. In others not so much.
Re:Show HN: SQL-tap – Real-time SQL traffic viewer for PostgreSQL and ...
on Saturday February 14, 2026 @03:02AM (#47012622)
Why do you need a proxy? Pull the queries off the network. You’re adding latency to every query!
Re:Hard-braking events as indicators of road segment crash risk
on Monday February 09, 2026 @03:05PM (#46950373)
The problem with increasing your following distance though is now you get other drivers cutting in, and you’re back to where you started