Respectfully, John and Claire, what do they have you guys doing? Please blink twice in your selfies if you're okay.

Next on Google's list, blood draw for sign-in.

I’d be willing to provide a stool sample

Sp*rm sample.

I'm waiting for the new killer feature where "Sign In With Google" popup overlay dialogs go away forever and never come back.

Fucking hell, they modified Chrome/ium to pop up an application dialog (it's not just somr HTML inside the web page) to "log-in using Google".. fuck Google!

Maybe next they'll get Chrome to automatically turn on your webcam, capture your face and say "Thanks for logging in!"

So don't use Chrome/Chromium. The web is so much better with uBlock Origin anyway!!

I use Vivaldi, sadly it's based on Chromium and has quite a bit of the stinky parts...

(Currently on an old Vivaldi version that still allows manifest v2.. I guess I'm asking to be pwned)

At this point it's probably better to switch to Firefox or Brave.

Drink your verification can.

Guess what, there are browser settings for that!

Not in Firefox there isn't. It's part of the website.

I use a 30-seconds-of-work horribly-hacked Stylus setting to make it a blue dot that can expand on hover:

@-moz-document regexp(".") { / Insert code here... */ #credential_picker_container { width: fit-content !important; height: fit-content !important; } iframe[src^="https://accounts.google.com/gsi/iframe/select"] { width: 10px !important; height: 10px !important; border-radius: 50% !important; background-color:blue !important; } iframe[src^="https://accounts.google.com/gsi/iframe/select"]:hover { width: 300px !important; height: 300px !important; border-radius: 0 !important; } }

Sorry, what is stylus? I'd love to get that configured. Those pop-ups are damn annoying.

It's like Grease monkey for CSS instead of JS.

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/styl-us/

Ironically it was DuckDuckGo's AI that gave me the magic string for uBlock origin:

accounts.google.com/gsi/*

Put that in your config and enjoy.

uBlock Origin with the EasyList Annoyances filter is better than anything that Google can ever provide. I haven't seen Google popups in my desktop browser for a long time.

That's Google in a nutshell - "the more personal data you give us, the more access you can have to Google services".

April fools?

Not for google. They'll want your family member photos next

They already have them, on Google Photos.

This sounds... totally normal.

Emphasis on "totally".

But I guess Google coming out with a cloud-based FaceID clone was just a matter of time...

apart from using just a vastly larger amount of 2D photos and more precise PI techniques, instead of that stupid local-only, small-AI-based, 3D-scanning technique that falls back to passwords...

eh, I prefer Apple as my good cop ever since I can afford Apple devices

Face ID is private on device. This is stored by Google and they will keep it longer if you "violate their policies".

The main threat, and this covers Face ID, is that law enforcement and ICE have a much easier time compelling these auth methods. The legal bar is much, much lower than passwords. You should always turn Face ID off when traveling, and ideally power off the phone.

The fact that most people will love this is depressing.

Can you please explain why it is depressing? This feature is widely celebrated in the accessibility user groups in India, since the traditional sign-in methods have been proven to be a major friction point for users with special needs.

The same reason age identity verification is getting a lot of push back..? This is dystopian on another level.

We are gong to reach a state of total digital surveillance without regulation at this point.

Then regulate. The feature itself is useful, not depressing.

At this point all govs would just regulate it to mandatory.

The current issue is in the category "action from bad regulators is worse than no action".

(The further issue is that bad regulators are posing the basis for future worse regulators.)

This doesn't work at all. There is no magic fairy that will create good regulation.

Total Panopticon.

If you think it's good for accessibility make it optional. This will be mandatory.

I wonder. I know a lot of people who hate this kind of thing, but because they don't want to be "tinfoil hat oddballs" they just keep quiet.

I think it would be nice to applaud or support people who think this way.

Instead of ridiculing these folks, or using semi-apologist "you're not the target market" type comments, it would be nice to say "good for you" or support them in some other way.

>If you've violated a Google policy, we may save your selfie video for a longer period of time to enforce our policies.

Is this a quote? I don't see it on the page.

It sure is.

https://support.google.com/accounts/answer/16675622

Thanks! and yikes

Yes— they spy on every pic and text upload. They literally are big brother.

I uploaded a picture to Google Maps once. They told me they needed to access my photos to be able to upload the picture.

A week later I get a notification “hey do you want to upload this photograph of a restaurant you took at location x?”. So Google Maps was busy rifling through my photos while I was going about my day-to-day business.

Creepy, gross and repulsive.

GrapheneOS has storage scopes which make the app think it has full folder/file access but in reality you can choose the exact files or folders to give access. It helps keep invasive apps in line.

So does iOS. That's why this caught me by surprise. Does Android not have this built in?

On iOS, there's the picker for access. It doesnt trick the app into thinking it has full access. All apps should just be forced to use the private picker style which is convenient and private.

This feature is to make privacy-invasive apps, that want to snoop and degrade functionality if they don't, behave.

On iOS, it tells the app you only gave it limited access, and that causes some apps to badger you for full access or refuse to work without full access.

Yes, they scan your photos and text and look for reasons to report you to a government agency. They can completely misinterpret or fabricate what you have with no real controls other than good faith.

For somethings I think they are legally obligated to do this. It is creepy.

Meanwhile google has been locking out and closing the gmail accounts of people, myself included, that signed up before a phone number was required. If you don't log into your account for ~a year or so they will lock it and demand you log in. Which you can do, and you can even input the 2FA code, but it still won't let you log in because it says "there's not enough information to prove this is your account" despite having all the information ever associated with it. The only way to prevent deletion is to add a completely new, never before there phone number. I couldn't do that so they deleted mine saying I never logged in despite logging in literally dozens of times.

> The only way to prevent deletion is to add a completely new, never before there phone number.

Just happened to me. They "confirmed" it was me by getting a phone number they'd never seen before, that didn't belong to the false name on the account, and that I'd refused to give them for like 20 years. If anything, the fact that I eventually agreed to give them a phone number under duress was evidence that it wasn't me.

> despite logging in literally dozens of times.

Despite logging in literally thousands of times. I went in and deleted almost everything. Email now considered harmful. I'll feel better once they're locking me out of an empty account.

The problem is that everything in life requires a persistent email address, and hates email addresses that aren't on a whitelisted domain. The choice is between having some major provider, or not being able to pay your taxes online or log into your health insurance website. The fence is closing.

This seems like a terrible idea because deepfakes are getting better and better, even with them mentioning them and handwaving concerns away.

Google already have 5,000 odd photos of me anyway in Google photos. I'm screwed either way.

That attitude is exactly what got you into that mess.

There's no reason to believe the mess couldn't get any deeper, so backing out now doesn't have to be useless.

Of course. I wish that Immich had existed when I started using Google Photos, but it didn't. And I'd just had my first child so I really wanted to ensure I didn't lose any memories. These days I run the two in parallel.

Plus friends and family inadvertently give Google/Facebook (etc) your personal info via tagged photos, contacts, DMs without your consent and they gather/link/sell this collateral info to the highest bidder without anyone being the wiser.

Sure, but that's not the same thing. How they use the data is the important part. The google photos are not to be used for security for example. Different ToS. We should try and not have a defeatist attitude and fight back as much as we can

Certainly this will never go wrong in any possible way.

I would love to know how they are going to handle deepfakes.

Also, doesn't this give law enforcement an easier avenue to compel access to someone's accounts?

Yes it does. Biometric information (e.g a picture of your face) is famously not nearly as protected under the 4th amendment compared to things like passwords.

Anyone opting into this feature is effectively giving any US law enforcement (including ICE, local law enforcement, etc) free reign over their data.

Not just USA, same in many other countries too.

If a journalist or activist don’t use face or fingerprints to unlock devices.

> Also, doesn't this give law enforcement an easier avenue to compel access to someone's accounts?

It does.

They or the government is going to make deepfakes using this.

  Your Google Account holds a lot of valuable information, from cherished photos to important emails and documents.

Stuff like this is why I and many other people are going out of our way to make this no longer the case.

It's funny because different people would interpret this sentence differently.

If you have high level understanding of the tech behind it, this feels like a threat. But if you don't, this sounds like an honest message from someone who genuinely wants to protect you.

A regular user log into Google account and see their photos today. Tomorrow they log in and see the photos again. And they would assume this system will always work like this.

"Be a shame if you couldn't access them any more...

Verify identity to continue"

Drink verification can

This actually happened to me - a decade ago or so, Google suddenly did not allow me to access my Google Mail unless I provided them with my phone number for "additional verification and security". I had got a job offer and was desperate to access my mail and so caved-in with a lot of resentment. (Ofcourse, now it is nearly impossible to create a Google account without a phone number, but in those days people considered phone numbers to be private and were leery at services that demanded it for sign-up). And then, later on they suddenly stopped allowing you to reset your passwords using email and security questions unless you provided them even more data for "verification" (which nearly often wasn't enough to allow you to recover the account).

Moved all of my cherished photos out of my Google Account.

I’m not sure I understand why this particular line bothers you. They seem to just be emphasising that your Google account has a lot of information and therefore they are providing another way to secure it?

Whether this is a good method or not is a different discussion and I probably will not use this method

It sounds like extortion. Give us your face. It'd be a shame if something happens to all that data

> will not use this method

It's probably mandated (see mine at https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=49033329)

Self-hosting will become the norm very soon. I think the usual bottlenecks of "hard to manage, no backup" are no longer there. There are very good managed self-hosting solutions so you don't need to worry about anything. You just run your immich instance and you're good

why are so many websites called title-of-the-article-dot-com ai-generated?

I suppose the kind of people making them just don't have a blog or something

why are so many people so comfortable making this assumption, based on writing style or a checklist of supposed tells or notoriously unreliable detectors, and making kneejerk accusations like they can do no harm and are already settled fact? It's one thing to feel suspicious or disregard the article yourself, but being so incautious about making public accusations without solid evidence is another.

At best, you've identified LLM use. At worst, you've insulted a human writer. Either way, you've derailed the conversation away from the topic at hand.

worst case, it's not generated and they just used ai for editing without realizing it has such a distinct style. that might be the case here: in the couple of paragraphs around the "I am but one" heading the writing style seems (to me) different (more human-ish?) compared to the style at the beginning. unfortunately I also think they're quite bad, so I'm not sure what the moral here is for the author (who, true to their word, has elected to stay anonymous).

the question I asked in my comment isn't rhetorical, by the way: I genuinely think it's a pattern, and I want to look into it a bit deeper

oh and for the record, I don't suggest you disregard the article. it raises valid points and I agree with it. go read it!

There is no information about the author of this article, and it has the "AI smell". It's safer to operate under the assumption that it is AI generated unless and until the author reveals themself or at least anonymously confirms that it is not AI generated. This saves you from having made a fool of yourself by spreading it around, if it later becomes apparent that AI wrote it.

this should be the top comment

If there were a Doomsday Clock for how close we are to "please drink verification can" (https://files.catbox.moe/eqg0b2.png), scientists would now move it to 3 minutes to midnight.

We're zero minutes away from "some scammer said they were google and I had to show them my butthole to login".

Scammer?

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=49028284

You mean my silly idea NakedEntry would become real?

I happily will provide my selfie with one brown eye and round pale face

I think this was a widespread thought days ago after the news that Google would implement a ReCaptcha requiring access to a camera.

The start of Google's "genitals DB".

I'm surprised how fast this came from the whole "give us your hand" bullshit with reCaptcha not being that long ago.

https://docs.cloud.google.com/recaptcha/docs/hand-gesture-ve...

"Google analyzes one or more videos of a user's hand as they perform various actions or gestures. The video is processed to extract hand landmark data, which includes 21 hand-knuckle coordinates."

This already exists and is called FaceID and doesn't have the same privacy risks since the face check is done locally to allow the user to use the passkey to authenticate.

>Your selfie video is encrypted at rest

All data nowadays is encrypted at rest. That doesn't really matter since someone stealing a hard drive from Google with your information on it will never happen. The more likely risk is Google decrypts it and then sends it somewhere it shouldn't go and potentially trained into some AI system.

I thought it is already April Fools for a while...

Next step is to require the full transcript of your genome!

/s

Funnily enough they already have that since it was _emailed_ to me.

Some Countries and legislations radically ban reading private communications. So, there is no linear, direct assumption that the email provider abuses the role.

But there is a juridical mess, already evident in matters like the eu's "ChatControl" laws (exemption to national rules about privacy for communication providers).

Wow this is a terrible idea. I used to really respect the security and identity team what happened?

If only they wouldn't be evil... ugh.

Sounds like a bad idea on so many layers. I don't want to give more selfies for training, feels like a disaster about to happen

Is this basically “Video KYC” as required in some countries to open a bank account?

KYC for financial institutions is orthogonal and stems from different laws.

No government has yet regulated online services to require financial KYC compliance afaik, other than banking services which are already covered by ‘banking’. To the best of my understanding, the regulations about age verification don’t tend to mandate forever storage of the identity data, only storage of the verification outcome — even if business misrepresent that in order to harvest, train, aggregate, resell. (Whatever China is doing is not KYC: the government performs the Know verb in those cases, rather than the business.)

I am surprised and encouraged by the fact that almost all of the comments here are negative!

I would absolutely delete/abandon my Google account before voluntarily giving them my facial data.

I had to double check that today isn’t April 1st

I know right? And the obnoxious music in the video like something so wonderful and worthy of celebration what the actual fuck

Thats gona go well in history.

If this means that Google will do eventually do age verification then I think I trust them more than I trust Persona.

I guess next this will be required for new account setup, then to retain access to your existing account.

Time to move the last few things I have out of Google (mostly shared documents). I’m glad I started this move several years ago.

Introducing...a feature no one actually wants, that opens a brand new security attack surface. Much wow.

Every time Google comes out with a new "feature" like this, it reminds me to resume my de-Googling journey with reinforced vigor. Drive and Photos are low-hanging fruit. GMail and YouTube will be more difficult.

I have a burner account just for YouTube. If they want to ban me I’ll just get the content without paying for premium.

I migrated away from Gmail after 15+ years to Fastmail, it wasn't that hard.

Whenever I got an email from a company to my Gmail, I logged into my account with that company and made the change. After about 2 or 3 years, I had 99.99% switched over.

Fastmail has a fast bulk import tool, and also allows you to automatically import future emails as the arrive (which is how I got that remaining 0.01% that only emailed me once every 5 years).

I gave each company a (unique identifier)@mydomain so that I could catch when my email address was sold, shared, hacked, etc, which has happened. That also allows me to easily move away from Fastmail to another service provider that has a catchall ability anytime I need to, but hopefully will never need to.

Look at the positive!

If they force people to smile to log in, the whole population will be statistically happier*.

Maybe even happier enough to offset being violated like that.

*: https://www.nature.com/articles/s41562-022-01458-9

Just ban me at that point lmfao.

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If anything asked me for a selfie I'd close it and not go back. I just. No lmao absolutely not; go heck yourselves.

i just... god no. holy heck.

Let us get this straight and clear, because at first reading it seems like an "innocent" extra option:

the risk we assess is that under some conditions the provider could block the account, and the user would remain locked out unless he had the ability to do camera-based verification, so camera-based verification becomes from just optional to substantially mandatory?

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Edit: elsewhere it seems it is mandated:

> To help keep you and others safe online, you may need to complete additional steps to access certain services. This extra confirmation helps us verify that the account owner is a real person and that the account wasn't created or used by computer programs or bots for the purpose of abuse, like spamming

Plus,

> To take a selfie [for "selfie video verification"], you'll need a mobile device with a Camera app

for many, it's a no.

> Your Google Account holds a lot of valuable information, from cherished photos to important emails and documents.

No, it does not. I create an account only when I'm forced to, e.g. on Google-certified Android phones, where I keep all synchronization off.

I'm eagerly waiting for official GrapheneOS phones. Pixels are a no-go for me because of the price-to-perf/quality ratio.

PS. It takes about 50 minutes to hunt down and turn off hopefully all the data grabbing features on a Samsung Android phone. Madness!

Optional today, mandatory tomorrow.

What you are is one factor. What happened to MFA approach here? Also it is a factor we cannot change, so if someone obtain a video of our face like that or success in making a working fake, we cannot change our look like we can with a password.

Is this a rebranded marketing/tech-spin of age verification?

Yeah, how about absolutely fuck no.

Zero chance I will your train your AI.