I remember seeing a meme for a cover of "Meta Data Center Simulator 2021" where hands were holding an angle grinder with rows of server racks in the background.
"Meta Data Center Simulator 2021: As Real As It Gets (TM)"
Core services teams had backup communication systems in place prior to that though. IIRC it was a private IRC on separate infra specifically for that type of scenario.
In the mid-2000s most of the conference call traffic started leaving copper T1s and going onto fiber and/or SIP switches managed by Level3, Global Crossing, Qwest, etc. Those companies combined over time into Century Link which was then rebranded Lumen.
As of last October, Lumen is now starting to integrate more closely with AWS, managing their network with AWS's AI: https://convergedigest.com/lumen-expands-fiber-network-to-su...
"Oh what a tangled web we weave..."
On that day, the VP showed up and told the security staff, "just open all the doors!". So they did. If you knew where the datacenter was, you could just walk-in in mess with eBay servers. But since we were still a small ops team, we pretty much knew everyone who was supposed to be there. So security was basically "does someone else recognize you?".
/those were the days
The early oughts were a different time.
just make sure the zone based door lock/unlock system isn't on AWS ;)
I actually can't think of a more secure protocol. Doesn't scale, though.
Hooked from that moment! The series got progressively more ridiculous but what a start!
There is a video from the lock pick lawyer where he receives a padlock in the mail with so much tape that it takes him whole minutes to unpack.
Concrete is nice, other options are piles of soil or brick in front of the door. There probably is a sweet spot where enough concrete slows down an excavator and enough bricks mixed in the soil slows down the shovel. Extra points if there is no place nearby to dump the rubble.
Classic.
In my first job I worked on ATM software, and we had a big basement room full of ATMs for test purposes. The part the money is stored in is a modified safe, usually with a traditional dial lock. On the inside of one of them I saw the instructions on how to change the combination. The final instruction was: "Write down the combination and store it safely", then printed in bold: "Not inside the safe!"
awesome !
If you just wanted recovery keys that were secure from being used in an ordinary way you can use Shamir to split the key over a couple hard copies stored in safety deposit boxes a couple different locations.
The thieves had access to the office building but not the server room. They realized the server room shared a wall with a room that they did have access to, so they just used a sawzall to make an additional entrance.
add a bunch of other poinless scifi and evil villan lair tropes in as well...
Still have my "my other datacenter is made of razorblades and hate" sticker. \o/
Flame chemistry is weird. Halogenated fire suppression agents work by making Hydrogen (!) out of free radicals.
https://www.nist.gov/system/files/documents/el/fire_research...
Management was not happy, but I didn’t get in trouble for it. And yes, it was awesome. Surprisingly easy, especially since the fire extinguisher was literally right next to it.
Nothing says ‘go ahead, destroy that shit’ like money going up in smoke if you don’t.
P.S. don’t park in front of fire hydrants, because they will have a shit eating grin on their face when they destroy your car- ahem - clear the obstacle - when they need to use it to stop a fire.
Thankfully none of my 10 Gbps wavelengths were impacted. Oh did I appreciate my aversion to >= layer 2 services in my transport network!
There's also the insistence that Rogers employees should use Rogers services. Paying for every Rogers employee to have Bell cell phone would not sit well with their executives.
That the risk assessments of the changes being made to the router configuration were incorrect also contributed to the outage.
i don't think any method of auth was working for accessing the AWS console
Is it possible to have it in multiple regions? Last I checked, it only accepted one region. You needed to remove it first if you wanted to move it.
I’m unaware of any common and popular distributed IDAM that is reliable
There's also "identity orchestration" tools like Strata that let you use multiple IdPs in multiple clouds, but then your new weakest link is the orchestration platform.
Curious. Is your solution active-active or active-passive? We've implemented multi-region active-passive CIAM/IAM in our hosted solution[0]. We've found that meets needs of many of our clients.
I'm only aware of one CIAM solution that seems to have active-active: Ory. And even then I think they shard the user data[1].
0: https://fusionauth.io/docs/get-started/run-in-the-cloud/disa...
1: https://www.ory.com/blog/global-identity-and-access-manageme... is the only doc I've found and it's a bit vague, tbh.
Ory’s setup is indeed true multi-region active-active; not just sharded or active-passive failover. Each region runs a full stack capable of handling both read and write operations, with global data consistency and locality guarantees.
We’ll soon publish a case study with a customer that uses this setup that goes deeper into how Ory handles multi-region deployments in production (latency, data residency, and HA patterns). It’ll include some of the technical details missing from that earlier blog post you linked. Keep an eye out!
There are also some details mentioned here: https://www.ory.com/blog/personal-data-storage
Other clouds, lmao. Same requirements, not the same mistakes. Source: worked for several, one a direct competitor.
Thats some nice manager deactivating jargon.
Who watches the watchers.
We learned that lesson by having to do emergency failovers and having some problems. :)
The usability of AWS is so poor.
The biggest miss on our side is that, although we designed a multi-region capable application, we could not run the failover process because our security org migrated us to Identity Center and only put it in us-east-1, hard locking the entire company out of the AWS control plane. By the time we'd gotten the root credentials out of the vault, things were coming back up.
Good reminder that you are only as strong as your weakest link.