Finally, I was getting tired of seeing pelicans on a bike.

Up next, Pelican ass-bench!

6 months from now we'll be discussing if model training is assmaxxing.

I'm impressed that Luna got as far as it did on max reasoning. Don't get me wrong, that's one weird looking ass, but even the top GPT model a year ago probably would have done worse based on my experience (with asking it to create meshes in general, not modeling asses... yeah, that's the ticket). Then again, I'm also not, because I've found it to be a great deal at its relatively low price point when the reasoning is set to high.

Folks, we've reached the top.

It's about bottoms though...?

The idea that they're going to benchmaxx this in the future amuses me

ASStra for the win!

how come opus 5.5 did so well? I'm surprised

Na, not well at all. Now Fable, fable like'em thick.

Because it is ass.

Better data set?

The prompt that created these images doesn't mention that they want a Caucasian skin color. Huh. Racist LLMs?

It’s only a sample of one per model

Biased data?

Makes sense. Most look like pancake butts or shitty implants.

Next, HumanBench! Draw an entire, picture-perfect human.

Glad my work blocked this. But can we get a NSFW tag? If this is NSFW?

It’s fine. You’ll be fine

If I were you I wouldn't rush to open a website that clearly has "ass" in the title

I go to church every week. I try not to swear.

The site is fine, and it's funny to my inner 13-year-old boy.

nsfw?

but hilarious nonetheless

It's ok they're wearing thongs it's not nudity.

still awkward when a page full of thong-covered asses pops up on my extra monitor in my open-seating arrangement office that im required to attend 4 times a week (no of course im not salty or anything)

its only awkward if you quickly close it as if embarrassed

leave it up all day so others know it's intentional

Make an all-team demo on new frontiers in benchmarking technology.

Assert your dominance

jiggle one of the butts while making eye contact with passers-by

You shouldn't ASSume a link with a name like this is sfw.

Have you tried a few toots on an air horn to indicate to your colleagues that the thing on the screen was unexpected?

Agree 2x.

presumably that's why it was flagged? is NSFW against HN's policy?

The most important of benchmarks.

i almost wrote a extension to block mentions of pelican bench because i find those so utterly useless. now, Assbench, on the other hand, i could get behind

haha, doing the important work!

But can we make thicc pelicans?

We need Banana Bench next.

Now put them on a bike.

Yeah, the HR people will freak out. Any excuse for those guys to come down like a hammer.

All right won’t post but this is awesome

I wouldn't, unless wanting to get fired.

Origami Ass

Dreamed up by Claude "Haiku"

Unironically

折り紙臀 (origami den)

ハイクの作品 (Haiku no sakuhin)

皮肉のない (hiniku-no-nai)

Why is this flagged? Isnt the readership adults? (Do children want to read these dry articles on tech?)

https://www.assbench.com/PROMPT.md sent back an error.

Error code: 404 Not Found

the eval we need

the eval we don't deserve

Opus 5.5 is SI