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Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by asdfigandfiono on Sunday July 16, 2023 @04:54PM (#36751306)
This goes to show just how superficial and backwards the American car industry is. You can do the job of a $50,000 pickup using a machine that is half the size of a Honda Civic, costs $10,000 new, gets 40 MPG, fits in any parking spot, is easy to load, and sells for around $10,000 new. But they look weak and girly.

Vanitas vanitatum, omnia vanitas.

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by manuelabeledo on Sunday July 16, 2023 @05:29PM (#36751575)
> You can do the job of a $50,000 pickup...

I would say that a non insignificant portion of pickup truck owners, don't even need a pick up truck to begin with.

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by criddell on Sunday July 16, 2023 @05:40PM (#36751665)
I think that’s why big shared fleets will never really take off. People don’t seem to mind spending a lot more on their vehicle than what they really need to.

People spend $50k because they want that truck, not because they need it.

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by 7speter on Sunday July 16, 2023 @05:50PM (#36751748)
Big shared fleets of cars seems like a great idea until you end up with the one with the backseat covered in day old vomit… in July
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by VectorLock on Sunday July 16, 2023 @09:35PM (#36753134)
Cars are pretty much the defacto status item in the US, so it makes sense for people to want to "fake it til they make it."
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by SoftTalker on Sunday July 16, 2023 @11:14PM (#36753656)
Same reason many people buy Teslas
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by fragmede on Monday July 17, 2023 @12:07AM (#36753963)
To be fair, the first gen Nissan Leaf was a piece of crap though.
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by manuelabeledo on Monday July 17, 2023 @10:12AM (#36758485)
It was cheaper too.

The cheapest Model S you could buy back in 2012 was ~$70,000, while the Leaf started at half of that in 2010, ~$35,000.

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by 93po on Monday July 17, 2023 @12:05PM (#36759889)
there is no comparison between these cars, they're vastly different
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by Dalewyn on Monday July 17, 2023 @04:29AM (#36755546)
It's because, as the old saying goes, we fight wars with the army we have rather than the army we want.

We buy cars that provide more than our needs so we aren't left needing in case we come across something that goes beyond our expectations.

Always buying just what is necessary right now in a bid to be efficient leaves no margin for error and will end up being inefficient in the long run.

I don't deny that driving a Ford F-350 is great in its own right, though. That thing screams 'Murica, and all the better if it gets us out of an unexpected rut every so often.

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by notfromhere on Monday July 17, 2023 @05:15PM (#36764221)
No, it's because trucks got marketed and sold as a symbol since the margins are much higher for automakers.

People got by just fine with sedans. Most folks who own a giant pickup drive it in the exact same way as a Honda Civic and have no actual need for a pickup. It's very apparent in how tall these vehicles are now. If you are actually hauling goods, you don't want clearance to be that high.

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by datavirtue on Monday July 17, 2023 @11:37AM (#36759518)
Riding around in a sedan is so undignified. Please point me to the $50k trucks...I need a deal.
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by 93po on Monday July 17, 2023 @12:06PM (#36759906)
people spend $50k because they have to have a car to get around, drive kids, get to work, etc. If they're stuck with needing a car, they have too much ego for it to be shitty, so they spend a lot. I think a lot of these people would rather ride share if it was cheaper and it wouldn't be much of a hit to their pride
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by samstave on Monday July 17, 2023 @11:56AM (#36759774)
I love Jim Gaffigans bit on this:

"*I dont even own a car - but everyone I know who has a pickup truck is never picking up ANYTHING...

Thats like me walking around with a large empty suitcase.

'OH... Are you going on a trip??'

'No, but I look like someone who *COULD*'

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by weberer on Sunday July 16, 2023 @05:33PM (#36751610)
>But they look weak and girly.

If you've read the article, you'd see its because these vehicles don't conform to Federal Motor Vehicle Safety Standards.

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by zokier on Sunday July 16, 2023 @05:36PM (#36751627)
Nor EPA emissions regulations.
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by p3rls on Monday July 17, 2023 @08:00AM (#36757114)
Plus, looking girly is totally different than looking small.

They look like utility vehicles to me, but then again I had a miata and a grom...

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by freedrock87 on Monday July 17, 2023 @09:10AM (#36757832)
A motor vehicle that is at least 25 years old can be lawfully imported into the U.S. without regard to whether it complies with all applicable FMVSS. Such a vehicle would be entered under Box 1 on the HS-7 Declaration form to be given to Customs at the time of importation. If you wish to see that form, you may download a copy from our website at nhtsa.gov/importing-vehicle. You should note that the 25 year period runs from the date of the vehicle's manufacture. If the date of manufacture is not identified on a label permanently affixed to the vehicle by its original manufacturer, to establish the age of the vehicle, you should have documentation available such as an invoice showing the date the vehicle was first sold or a registration document showing that the vehicle was registered at least 25 years ago. Absent such information, a statement from a recognized vehicle historical society identifying the age of the vehicle could be used.

https://www.nhtsa.gov/importing-vehicle/importation-and-cert....

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by sudosysgen on Monday July 17, 2023 @10:40AM (#36758813)
Untrue. Any vehicle that is more than 25 years is exempted from the FMVSS.
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by Georgelemental on Tuesday July 18, 2023 @10:53AM (#36773380)
Yes, so that's why these can only be bought used.
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by coryrc on Sunday July 16, 2023 @05:12PM (#36751455)
So long as you never get in a car crash. That's what's holding me back.
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by woodruffw on Sunday July 16, 2023 @05:18PM (#36751498)
Pure speculation on my part, but from having ridden in one of these Kei trucks (and lots of US trucks): I wouldn't be surprised if American-style trucks get in and cause more accidents per mile, both because of their lesser visibility and weaker cultural norms around speeding and rules of the road ("biggest car wins").

(This doesn't make Kei trucks safer, but it might have the same paradoxical effect as helmets on cyclists[1].)

[1]: https://slate.com/technology/2023/01/bike-helmets-cyclist-de...

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by waiseristy on Sunday July 16, 2023 @05:21PM (#36751523)
These HN threads about trucks are amazing. It’s like watching the same movie over and over again

* Kei trucks are the coolest. Big gubment is making it so we can’t register them due to protectionism!

* Chicken tax chicken tax chicken tax

* Big trucks cause more crashes because reasons!

* Trucks are just lifestyle vehicles and nobody actually needs or uses them

Over and over and over again

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by woodruffw on Sunday July 16, 2023 @05:26PM (#36751551)
...and, inevitably, someone to make the above comment. Maybe you can be the one to finally break the cycle :-)
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by waiseristy on Sunday July 16, 2023 @05:32PM (#36751602)
Break the cycle how? Every time one of these threads come up I suggest buying a domestic full size 90’s truck instead and nobody gives a shit. The only things that gain traction in these threads is people shitting on their cultural enemies. Because Truck People bad!!

Maybe you can help break the cycle by looking at the huge used truck market we already have

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by woodruffw on Sunday July 16, 2023 @05:39PM (#36751652)
I'm missing why this is a problem for you: TFA makes your exact point, and the author explains that they settled on a Kei truck for a combination of price and mileage reasons.

I don't care about "truck people." I thought the article was nice and, as a non-driver, I find the Kei trucks much more interesting to look at (and ride in).

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by rootusrootus on Sunday July 16, 2023 @06:07PM (#36751898)
> Truck People bad!!

One thing that I try to remind people of is that pickup trucks are the best selling vehicles in the US because the approximate definition of 'Truck People' is everyone.

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by joeframbach on Sunday July 16, 2023 @06:34PM (#36752107)
Here I thought the childmashers were best selling because there is literally no alternative, as is the topic of this entire thread we are in.
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by rootusrootus on Sunday July 16, 2023 @07:57PM (#36752617)
Childmashers? That's kind of ridiculous.

There are much smaller pickups than an F150, for sure. Like a Maverick, to use an easy example. And it's a popular choice, too, though it's probably not going to unseat the F150 anytime soon.

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by Rebelgecko on Sunday July 16, 2023 @09:25PM (#36753079)
I think most trucks nowadays (even "small" ones, which used to be considered "normal" sized) are big enough that you won't see an average sized 9 year old standing right in front of the hood.
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Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by oblio on Sunday July 16, 2023 @07:04PM (#36752317)
1. They're probably right.

2. Why do you care? They're obviously losing in the US. They've been losing for 30+ years.

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by majormajor on Sunday July 16, 2023 @06:21PM (#36752002)
> buying a domestic full size 90’s truck instead

90s trucks still had poor mileage and were less safe overall than new vehicles, they aren't gonna be many people's top choice.

My current pet theory is that an equally big problem to the "aggressive bro styling super high front grill" issues is an overall decline in relative income/living standards. Less space + money to have a family car + a utility truck, so your truck ALSO has to have a huge cabin, and do everything else the family car should do too, so it gets huge overall even if the bed is no bigger or more useful.

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by coredog64 on Sunday July 16, 2023 @07:37PM (#36752500)
I had a 95 F-150 that I sold off like 20 years ago and I’m contemplating another (or possibly a 250). Like you say, it wasn’t particularly safe: It had one non-progressive airbag and no ABS. If you didn’t keep a bunch of sandbags in the back, the rear end was liable to come around right after any rain.
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by GuardianCaveman on Sunday July 16, 2023 @07:13PM (#36752366)
You too can be a proud owner of a beat up truck with 200k-300k miles for 10,000 dollars that needs another 5-10k of maintenance!

Nobody says truck people bad, you're strawmanning all over this thread. I've owned two trucks, a full sized and a compact, I'm a republican and I believe that if I want to drive a 90s Kei truck and take the risk of dying in a car accident I should have the ability to assume that risk for myself. Same as driving a car from the 60s.

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by amrocha on Sunday July 16, 2023 @09:11PM (#36753020)
Funny how these supposedly unsafe vehicles come from a country with way less traffic deaths than the safer USA
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by coryrc on Sunday July 16, 2023 @10:43PM (#36753492)
Because it's cars that kill people and ours are too big, too many, and driven by every idiot.

Washington State legislature was going to reduce the number of DUIs before prison from FIVE to FOUR (not 1 like it should be), but they chose not to because it'd be "too expensive". Yup, keep feeding us into the orphan killing machine.

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by amrocha on Sunday July 16, 2023 @11:19PM (#36753672)
Yep it sucks. Even in "better" places cars still find a way to ruin things though, so it's a constant battle.
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by warmwaffles on Sunday July 16, 2023 @05:26PM (#36751550)
> nobody actually needs or uses them

These make me chuckle. Those people have never done home improvement projects or just projects that require picking up 8ft sheets of plywood or 20 bags of mulch.

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by woodruffw on Sunday July 16, 2023 @05:28PM (#36751565)
I put 20 bags of mulch in an SUV last weekend, one that almost certainly could carry less than TFA's mini-truck-thing. What gives?
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by ghaff on Sunday July 16, 2023 @05:39PM (#36751656)
As someone who lives in an old house on a fair bit of land, I sort of agree. A sedan wouldn't really work for me but an SUV with a roof rack is mostly just as good as a truck. (And I suppose I could always buy a trailer if it were really an issue.) The enclosed space is more generally useful than a truck bed.
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by rootusrootus on Sunday July 16, 2023 @06:11PM (#36751921)
That's the expensive route if you do it too often. I can buy 2 yards of mulch scooped into the back of my truck for quite a bit less than the cost of 20 bags. And then there's things like gravel, which you really don't want to try and get in bags at all. I could probably get by with a smaller truck if I didn't tow a big trailer with it, but I'd still choose an actual open-bed truck over an SUV or minivan.

Different strokes for different folks. It's going to depend a lot on what you routinely haul.

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by ghaff on Sunday July 16, 2023 @06:30PM (#36752076)
I mostly do outdoor activities that benefit from more interior space. I'd probably buy a trailer if mulch, gravel, etc. hauling became an issue. You're right that it depends on what you need space that's more than a sedan or a hatchback for.
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by woodruffw on Sunday July 16, 2023 @06:23PM (#36752017)
Sure. To your point above: do you think that trucks are the best-selling car in the US because Americans are routinely hauling loose gravel, or could it be something else? I suspect it's something else.
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by rootusrootus on Sunday July 16, 2023 @07:54PM (#36752588)
I suspect it's because a modern crew cab half-ton pickup is pretty close to the perfect vehicle for a big swath of Americans. Huge interior room for the family, enough bed & payload to be useful for everything from hauling appliances to gravel, dirt, lumber, whatever.

Just about the only thing it doesn't do well is fuel economy and driving in downtown urban areas. A large number of people rank those issues low on the list.

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by TheSpiceIsLife on Sunday July 16, 2023 @05:42PM (#36751680)
I have a long wheelbase van with room racks, plus a trailer.

But pick up the overwhelm majority of items in the Celica, a two door hatch.

Anyways, suppliers deliver.

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by everdrive on Sunday July 16, 2023 @08:24PM (#36752769)
I think vans are a great choice, but from what I can find they’re not any cheaper than trucks. ie, getting one for less than 40k seems to be out of the question.
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by jrockway on Sunday July 16, 2023 @06:16PM (#36751957)
Is the price premium worth occasional use? Every DIY store I've ever been to has truck rental outside, and it's a lot less than a new truck.
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by crazyjncsu on Sunday July 16, 2023 @06:27PM (#36752053)
To be fair to those people, they also don’t think you need your plywood and mulch because you should live in a nice little apartment with a surely altruistic landlord who takes care of every need that the plywood and mulch could satisfy.
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by oblio on Sunday July 16, 2023 @07:07PM (#36752337)
Someone who does home improvements probably own a house. Shouldn't they be able to, you know, buy an apartment, if "the mising middle" apartments were available in the US and not banned by a million laws (freedom! :-) ).
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by joeframbach on Sunday July 16, 2023 @06:41PM (#36752145)
Home Depot rents a big truck for $20-$40 for the 2 hours I'd need it. I could rent this truck every weekend for 30 years for the same price as a giant truck. And I wouldn't have to worry about its maintenance either.
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by alexjplant on Sunday July 16, 2023 @07:44PM (#36752544)
Once you do this math it becomes very difficult to justify truck ownership without also being responsible for something that needs hauling/towing on a regular basis. The truth is that in 2023 a truck is a lifestyle purchase for many people as evidenced by the average cost of a new F-150 and the inability to buy buy a no-frills Regular Cab pickup outside of fleet sales.

If you'd have told me 15 years ago that people would be buying pickup trucks brand new for $60k with regularity I wouldn't have believed you but here we are...

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by everdrive on Sunday July 16, 2023 @08:21PM (#36752748)
I don’t disagree with your main point, but you can definitely still get regular cab no frills trucks. (Sadly that’s just not what most people buy)
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by alexjplant on Sunday July 16, 2023 @08:25PM (#36752778)
...and so many dealers don't stock them. I honestly don't remember the last time that I saw a new one on a lot, let alone the road. Of course n=1 and all of that but I used to own one and live in a rural area so I don't think I'm far off.
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by warmwaffles on Monday July 17, 2023 @03:47PM (#36763078)
Depends on use case. I do more than what I originally posted. I do pull a trailer with a small tractor on it frequently and move a lot more stuff than normal people do. Renting a truck would be more of a hassle for this type of work than for me to just pay the premium and own the thing out right.

> I could rent this truck every weekend for 30 years for the same price as a giant truck.

That assumes the price never increases for 30 years.

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by joeframbach on Monday July 17, 2023 @10:35PM (#36767111)
> > I could rent this truck every weekend for 30 years for the same price as a giant truck.

> That assumes the price never increases for 30 years.

While the average truck owner is paying interest, I'll be earning interest, so let's call it even.

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by leviathant on Sunday July 16, 2023 @07:19PM (#36752391)
My wife and I completely gutted and renovated a 2 bedroom home built in 1905 with a used 2007 Dodge Magnum and a roof rack. We initially bought it for a road trip around the US because it saved us thousands of dollars in fuel economy (it was a 3.5l V6) over the month-long trip compared to any van or truck. I initially bought it with the intent of selling it right after the road trip, but it ended up being a really well-rounded vehicle.

I grew up in south central Pennsylvania, and while we still have a fair amount of farmers in that region, most people buy trucks because they're marketed to, not because they're the right vehicle to own.

I clicked through here because I've seen a couple of Kei trucks in Philadelphia lately.

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by placesalt on Sunday July 16, 2023 @07:32PM (#36752473)
My corolla takes 10' long boards. Never maxed out the bags of mulch, but it's >10 for sure.

Have been thinking about a roof rack for sheet goods. Can't see why it wouldn't work.

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by selimnairb on Sunday July 16, 2023 @08:28PM (#36752789)
Usually cars of this class can only support about 100lbs on the roof. We have Prius and RAV4 Hybrid with that limitation. The roof racks are still very useful, but I wouldn’t put 4x8 sheets of anything on them.
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by mindslight on Sunday July 16, 2023 @09:16PM (#36753042)
I moved plenty of sheet goods with my Civic coupe, by which I mean I moved sheet goods on plenty of occasions, one or two each time. The problem comes out to be weight, and ease of loading/driving.

The real solution is a trailer. I inherited a light crossover SUV that's more than capable of towing a 5x10 trailer with a modest amount of weight. UHaul rents trailers for the occasional use ~$20/day, no mileage charge. I say occasional use because it takes effort to go and rent it, and UHaul builds them like brick shithouses so you'll actually get one that's easier to tow if you just buy one for a few k$. And a trailer has very little maintenance compared to getting another motor vehicle. I've started bringing a pallet or two and putting them down under whatever I get so I can just fork stuff off at home (and then in the case of stuff from big box stores, fork the rejects right back on to get returned).

These Kei trucks look neat, but I don't think they would actually solve many problems I have. A dump bed would be fantastic, but I could just bite the overpriced bullet and get a dump trailer, too. Like if it can't even carry 4x8 sheet goods then what is it actually good for?

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by rootusrootus on Sunday July 16, 2023 @06:06PM (#36751880)
Don't forget the small penis accusation.

I have an F250, which I drive about 2000 miles a year, almost 100% of the time it has a >30ft trailer behind it. But that one time that the stars align and I need it for a grocery trip, a bunch of people are thinking "see, that guy doesn't need a truck" and it reinforces whatever internal monologue they have going.

Meanwhile, approximately everyone here routinely drives alone in a vehicle capable of carrying 5-7 people. (and right about now, someone is about to reply with 'ride a bike, cars suck!')

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by oblio on Sunday July 16, 2023 @07:03PM (#36752303)
Just curious, what so you do for a living? Or what's your hobby?

Isn't the F250 a huge vehicle and that trailer seems huge, is it a boat?

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by rootusrootus on Sunday July 16, 2023 @08:13PM (#36752703)
Software, just like so many others on HN. The trailer is an RV we take out every couple weeks during the nice weather season. It takes over 1300 pounds of payload capacity just for the trailer itself, which doesn't leave much for anything else (hitch, cargo, humans, canine). That's how I ended up trading the F150 we had for an F250. And yes, the F250 is pretty big. It's actually not a lot bigger dimensionally than an F150 (same cab, even), but it's usually taller, and it has a very stiff suspension and a live axle in the front, so it feels a lot bigger. Thus why mine rarely goes anywhere it doesn't need to go. My Model 3 is far more comfortable as a daily.
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by steele on Sunday July 16, 2023 @09:29PM (#36753103)
So your F250 is an accessory for your recreational vehicle.
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by cure on Sunday July 16, 2023 @10:31PM (#36753429)
I'm confused - are you missing a zero?

The F150's towing capacity appears to be 5,000 to 14,000 pounds (random source: https://veteransfordtampa.com/ford-f-150-towing-capacity). You could tow a 1,300 pounds trailer with a regular car, e.g. the 2023 Ioniq 5 has 2,300 pounds of towing capacity.

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by dragonwriter on Sunday July 16, 2023 @10:38PM (#36753469)
No, he's not towing 1,300 pounds, he's towing something that reduces carried cargo capacity by 1,300 pounds. (The impact is, IIRC, typically a bit over 10% of loaded trailer weight.)
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by coryrc on Sunday July 16, 2023 @10:37PM (#36753462)
1300 lbs tongue weight.

Which is a big fucking trailer at 10% tongue weight.

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by oblio on Monday July 17, 2023 @02:58AM (#36754972)
I'm slightly confused.

In Europe Volkswagen Passat, which is a regular sedan, can tow up to 2000kg braked (I think that's 4400 pounds) and 750 kg unbraked (1600 pounds):

https://www.carsguide.com.au/volkswagen/passat/towing-capaci...

Unless these sites use different measurement systems for towing (could be, I have no idea about these things), wouldn't a much smaller but more powerful car do?

In Europe people regularly tow RV trailers with Volvo V60 wagons...

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by thevinmeister on Monday July 17, 2023 @07:16AM (#36756582)
Having looked into RV trailers in both the US and EU, I can say that the US trailers are by and large MUCH bigger than in the EU. A quick Google search showed a trailer[0] on sale in the UK, weighing in at 3289 lb. This is a typical size that I would see being towed around where I live in southern Germany. In the US, a typical trailer[1] size could come in at ~4500 lbs. Mind you, this weight is what we call dry, not counting the weight of a filled fresh water tank, important living items (i.e. food, dishes, clothing, etc), and any other items you might want to take camping.

Although this is (slightly) on the more extreme side, "fifth-wheels"[2] are also common to see on the road. These certainly require larger vehicles to pull.

[0]https://autoline24.uk/-/auction/caravan-trailers/Bailey/Pega... [1]https://rv.campingworld.com/rvdetails/used-travel-trailer-rv... [2]https://rv.campingworld.com/rvdetails/used-fifth-wheel-rvs/2...

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by oblio on Monday July 17, 2023 @07:41AM (#36756864)
> Having looked into RV trailers in both the US and EU, I can say that the US trailers are by and large MUCH bigger than in the EU.

Hmmm... interesting.

It does make sense, though. Everything is bigger in the US: cars, roads, parking lots, nature reserves, people :-p

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by throwaway72762 on Sunday July 16, 2023 @07:13PM (#36752365)
I dunno, sounds like your beef is with the folks who buy the same truck as you for no reason other than the look, not the folks who are seeing and mocking that trend.
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by rootusrootus on Sunday July 16, 2023 @08:48PM (#36752892)
The latter seem to exist in far greater quantity, however. I live in a suburban neighborhood with plenty of trucks, and I see them doing truck things all the time. Towing boats, travel trailers, fifth wheels, or hauling stuff. I can't think of a single example within a quarter of me where someone owns a truck for looks. These are all just garden variety F150s and similar, rarely the higher trim models, and not a one of them is a bro-dozer.

I won't deny the silly bro-dozers exist, they definitely do. But at least in my area they are just a fraction of the total trucks on the road.

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by amrocha on Sunday July 16, 2023 @09:07PM (#36752993)
They are statistically not doing pickup truck things. Pickup truck owners haul stuff once per year on average. That's the difference that you're not seeing.

You think that the problem is those "bro-dozers", and everyone else just needs a truck. The reality is that most people don't need a truck, and by driving one everyone else's life gets worse.

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by thrawa8387336 on Sunday July 16, 2023 @11:34PM (#36753743)
Yes, the problem is the "imma gonna haul whatever thing to my house" instead of, you know, have it delivered by someone. They'd win time but lose the (small) psychological satisfaction
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by sclarisse on Sunday July 16, 2023 @07:14PM (#36752368)
> and right about now, someone is about to reply with 'ride a bike, cars suck!'

Naah, I wouldn’t do a thing that. I’ve lived in low-bike suburbs — hated it, but I know the score. :)

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by flangola7 on Sunday July 16, 2023 @08:17PM (#36752727)
> Meanwhile, approximately everyone here routinely drives alone in a vehicle capable of carrying 5-7 people. (and right about now, someone is about to reply with 'ride a bike, cars suck!')

I mean, yeah. Ride a bike, cars suck.

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by PhasmaFelis on Sunday July 16, 2023 @08:30PM (#36752805)
I'm sorry that people are occasionally, silently, but unfairly judging your choice of vehicle, presumably.

I don't think that counters the fact that many do people drive gigantic vehicles they will never need, though.

> Meanwhile, approximately everyone here routinely drives alone in a vehicle capable of carrying 5-7 people. (and right about now, someone is about to reply with 'ride a bike, cars suck!')

You've managed to lump everyone who disagrees with you into either the "hypocrite" or "fanatic" boxes.

I drive a Mini Cooper, not that that's worth bragging about. How will you dismiss my opinion?

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by rootusrootus on Sunday July 16, 2023 @08:45PM (#36752873)
> You've managed to lump everyone who disagrees with you into either the "hypocrite" or "fanatic" boxes.

Not intentionally. Just the ones who loudly proclaim that most people driving a pickup don't actually need it. To everyone else who is just driving the car they feel best suits their needs, more power to them. This also includes the vast majority of pickup owners.

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by steele on Sunday July 16, 2023 @09:28PM (#36753098)
Thanks for confirming
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by KennyBlanken on Sunday July 16, 2023 @10:33PM (#36753437)
> Don't forget the small penis accusation.

Except it is about having a tiny penis (or more accurately, a big ego):

https://theweek.com/articles/929196/case-against-american-tr...

"Furthermore, the specific design trend of the massive hood sticking way out in front of the driver, with a cliff-face front grille obstructing the view several feet out in front of the wheels, is entirely a marketing gimmick. The explicit point is to create an angry, aggressive face that will intimidate others, especially pedestrians. Don't take it from me, take it from the guy who designed the latest GM Sierra HD: "The front end was always the focal point... we spent a lot of time making sure that when you stand in front of this thing it looks like it's going to come get you. It's got that pissed-off feel," he told Muscle Cars & Trucks. "The face of these trucks is where the action is," marketing expert Mark Schirmer told the Wall Street Journal's Dan Neil, "a Ford has to say Ford from head on, a Chevy must shout Chevy. Every pickup has become a rolling brand billboard and the billboards are big." And as Neil discovered when he was nearly run down in a Costco parking lot, that massive grille creates a massive blind spot."

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by coryrc on Sunday July 16, 2023 @10:39PM (#36753472)
> I need it for a grocery trip,

Uh-huh. You just have to have your pedestrian-killing monster. You'll starve without it!

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by mjmsmith on Sunday July 16, 2023 @06:24PM (#36752025)
Usually followed by someone saying "I'd like to see that thing in a crash test against <giant pickup model>".
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by joeframbach on Sunday July 16, 2023 @06:38PM (#36752130)
Well maybe if the giant truck driver was able to see over their hood, they wouldn't be in a collision.
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by GuardianCaveman on Sunday July 16, 2023 @07:07PM (#36752332)
You forgot the inevitable post by waiseristy mocking people who like these trucks and grouping everyone into single category of idiots.
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by inconceivable on Sunday July 16, 2023 @08:00PM (#36752630)
lately i've seen a lot of people legitimately complaining that trucks look "too aggressive" and are "scary".

it just makes me laugh.

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by jeromegv on Sunday July 16, 2023 @08:29PM (#36752794)
Some of those trucks are quite high and will kill pedestrians and even destroy other cars more in higher number.

It’s just physics. If you need it, fine, but seeing how much they are selling of those, a lot of us are starting to doubt how much of it is need vs want.

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by ryandrake on Sunday July 16, 2023 @09:21PM (#36753058)
The ability to destroy other cars in an accident is a selling point in some… cultures. I remember sitting at the bar back in my very red state home town listening to a guy go on and on about how his new Dodge Ram would absolutely obliterate a “liberal’s Prius” if he crashed into it. He was not talking about the relative occupant safety difference between the two cars. He was specifically boasting about how he believed his truck can destroy other vehicles.
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by asdff on Monday July 17, 2023 @02:55AM (#36754959)
These must be the sort of people that put testicles on their trucks
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by flangola7 on Sunday July 16, 2023 @08:14PM (#36752710)
They legitimately are scary from an objective viewpoint. I love driving them, but they kill people for no reason and something needs to done at a systemic level to curb it. Modern vehicles have an array of cameras, sensors, and automatic braking, yet pedestrian deaths per vehicle-mile are higher than 30 years ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN7mSXMruEo

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by mitthrowaway2 on Sunday July 16, 2023 @09:00PM (#36752949)
They're probably talking about the front grille being a vertical wall taller than the standing height of a 5-foot woman, which would knock you under the wheels without the driver even seeing you.
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by KennyBlanken on Sunday July 16, 2023 @10:32PM (#36753433)
Why does it make you laugh when the automotive industry literally brags about it?

Here's an article covering how pickups are becoming more deadly to others in crashes, becoming more common on the road, and being purposefully styled to look aggressive:

https://theweek.com/articles/929196/case-against-american-tr...

"Furthermore, the specific design trend of the massive hood sticking way out in front of the driver, with a cliff-face front grille obstructing the view several feet out in front of the wheels, is entirely a marketing gimmick. The explicit point is to create an angry, aggressive face that will intimidate others, especially pedestrians. Don't take it from me, take it from the guy who designed the latest GM Sierra HD: "The front end was always the focal point... we spent a lot of time making sure that when you stand in front of this thing it looks like it's going to come get you. It's got that pissed-off feel," he told Muscle Cars & Trucks. "The face of these trucks is where the action is," marketing expert Mark Schirmer told the Wall Street Journal's Dan Neil, "a Ford has to say Ford from head on, a Chevy must shout Chevy. Every pickup has become a rolling brand billboard and the billboards are big." And as Neil discovered when he was nearly run down in a Costco parking lot, that massive grille creates a massive blind spot."

The article continues, discussing how actual commercial work vehicles (sprinter vans and cab-over box trucks for example) don't show the same styling trends.

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by gonzo41 on Sunday July 16, 2023 @09:01PM (#36752965)
Well, the Chicken tax chicken tax chicken tax point is worth complaining about.

I feel like there'd be a titanic shift in US pickup market if they could get a Hilux.

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by asdff on Monday July 17, 2023 @02:46AM (#36754889)
They already sell the Tacoma here, its basically a Hilux. F150 sales still lap it.
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by kirse on Sunday July 16, 2023 @09:32PM (#36753111)
American-style trucks get in and cause more accidents per mile

They don't. I used to own an F-350 for a race team and when I sold it for a Corolla I had a long argument with my insurance agent as to why the Corolla was going to cost me more to insure.

Despite their outrageous cost to own (which you would think would primarily be the driver of insurance fees), apparently large trucks are both stolen much less and get in fewer accidents due to their size. Hard to argue with the insurance company on the stats there.

I switched providers anyway and still saved on the Corolla, in case you were wondering.

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by woodruffw on Sunday July 16, 2023 @10:09PM (#36753308)
I think we're talking about different things: I was talking about the physical risk to the humans inside and outside of the truck, not the cost of insuring the truck. Trucks can simultaneously be involved in fewer non-injury accidents (meaning preferable insurance terms for you) and be involved in more injurious accidents/produce worse health outcomes.

IIHS and NHTSA have figures that are generally consistent with my speculation[1]:

1. Overall car occupant deaths have nearly halved since 1975, but have risen by 25% in the pickup category.

2. Trucks have fewer rollover accidents as a category, but those rollovers that do occur make up a far larger percentage of occupant deaths.

3. Consistent with (2), truck drivers appear to drive without seatbelts more often than other categories do (based on overall incidence in accidents), and suffer higher fatalities as a result.

[1]: https://driving-tests.org/driving-statistics/

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by midoridensha on Monday July 17, 2023 @06:13AM (#36756160)
>I switched providers anyway and still saved on the Corolla, in case you were wondering.

This is the correct solution with auto insurance in America. You should never stay with the same company more than 3-5 years, just like you should never stay at the same job longer than that. Loyalty is penalized in America, and you can get a better deal by jumping ship. Always shop around for better rates when your auto insurance policy is due for renewal.

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by waiseristy on Sunday July 16, 2023 @04:56PM (#36751321)
> You can do the job of a $50,000 pickup using a machine that is half the size of a Honda Civic

No you can’t

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by markdown on Sunday July 16, 2023 @05:36PM (#36751629)
For what the average person uses their $50k pickup for, you most certainly can. Do you really imagine most pickup trucks in the US are hauling bricks on a dirt road up the side of mountains?
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by criddell on Sunday July 16, 2023 @06:33PM (#36752102)
You said it yourself. People aren’t buying trucks for their function. They aren’t hauling bricks up mountain roads. So if it’s not about function, then it’s about something else and a Kei truck might not fill that role.

It’s like people who spend thousands of dollars on a wristwatch. They don’t do that because they need to know what time it is.

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by tshaddox on Sunday July 16, 2023 @06:59PM (#36752275)
No, I imagine the average person in the U.S. is using their truck to drive to and from their office job and taking their kids to and from school. And for that these tiny trucks obviously would not work.
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by markdown on Sunday July 16, 2023 @07:32PM (#36752476)
Sounds like they should be using a sedan, station wagon, or compact SUV
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by Loocid on Sunday July 16, 2023 @08:29PM (#36752793)
We are clearly talking about the context where the person is using a truck as a truck, not a truck as a commuter vehicle.
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by menus on Monday July 17, 2023 @12:07AM (#36753966)
I'm glad the truck bed is coming handy when dropping the kids to school. Sure makes up for all the kids getting crushed by big cars (1)

(1) https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/americas-cars-trucks-ar...

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by fragmede on Monday July 17, 2023 @12:11AM (#36753994)
You think a Kei truck can't make it up a mountain with a load of bricks? It may not be the fastest, and the biggest load of bricks it can haul is gonna be smaller, but let's not pretend a Kei truck can't go to Home Depot and back again with a decent amount of stuff. Like smaller trucks in the US, like the Ford Ranger or Chevy S10, they do just fine if you don't abuse them. If you do, giant 2-ton trucks don't last either.
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by zdragnar on Sunday July 16, 2023 @04:58PM (#36751334)
...and aren't allowed on a highway or freeway.

They're useless for most consumers.

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by greggsy on Sunday July 16, 2023 @05:08PM (#36751414)
I would argue that this form factor could absolutely replace the vast majority of trucks use for delivery and contractor duties in many cities and towns in the US.

Edit: flat bed pickup trucks that is, not lorries.

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by waiseristy on Sunday July 16, 2023 @05:11PM (#36751442)
They already have the form factor, it’s called a Toyota Tacoma and Ford Ranger. They are bigger than Kei trucks because they have actual safety features.
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by manuelabeledo on Sunday July 16, 2023 @05:32PM (#36751599)
They are bigger because they need to house 200HP+ engines, which are, in most cases, unnecessary.
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by 0xbadcafebee on Sunday July 16, 2023 @05:52PM (#36751763)
Cars and trucks 25 years ago had 200HP+ engines with much smaller bodies.
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by manuelabeledo on Sunday July 16, 2023 @06:20PM (#36751995)
Cars nowadays are larger for improved comfort, not because of safety features. Larger cars aren't inherently safer. Modern safety features, such as airbags, crumple zones, etc., have been around for over twenty years now, but cars have gotten larger.

Regardless, the comparison was between Kei trucks and pickup trucks.

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by avar on Sunday July 16, 2023 @07:04PM (#36752311)
Cars are in fact larger partially due to advanced safety features, in particular doors, pillars etc. have gotten a lot thicker over the last 25 years.

> Larger cars aren't inherently safer.

Yes they are, you're probably better off in a crash without a seatbelt in a bus than in the highly safety rated mini the bus crashes into. Newton matters.

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by manuelabeledo on Sunday July 16, 2023 @07:54PM (#36752593)
> Cars are in fact larger partially due to advanced safety features, in particular doors, pillars etc. have gotten a lot thicker over the last 25 years.

I would like to see a citation on this. Car doors have gotten larger partly because there is so much more stuff going on there than 20-30 years ago, mostly a bunch of new electronics. They are also larger because, well, the cars are larger.

> ... you're probably better off in a crash without a seatbelt in a bus than in the highly safety rated mini the bus crashes into.

This is obviously not a fair comparison. I would be safer in a tank as well. Fact is, a current generation Toyota Camry is effectively safer than an early 2000s F-150.

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by avar on Sunday July 16, 2023 @08:53PM (#36752921)
> I would like to see a citation on this.

E.g. [1] has a decent overview of the side impact saga for the Euro NCAP since 1997. I'm less familiar with how the American version has kept up.

In any case most mass market American cars target the Euro NCAP's safety tests, so it affects car design across the pond too.

> [...]mostly a bunch of new electronics.

I can't think of any electronics in doors than weren't there in 1995.

Powered windows have gotten more common, but if it weren't for safety considerations the thickness of doors should have reduced since then, as all the electronics involved are smaller now.

> Fact is, a current generation Toyota Camry is effectively safer than an early 2000s F-150.

Probably, but some quick internet searching reveals that if you add the weight of one person to the modern Camry it's probably heavier than the 2000s F-150, or thereabouts.

What I was referring to is that crash safety tests don't account for crashes between differently sized vehicles.

That's probably intentional, as regulators don't want to cause an arms race towards ever bigger cars.

1. https://cdn.euroncap.com/media/53189/19-0278-the-development...

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by manuelabeledo on Monday July 17, 2023 @07:28AM (#36756700)
> I can't think of any electronics in doors than weren't there in 1995.

Electronic locks, speakers, electronic bits of heated mirrors, airbags, etc. were absolutely not that common in the average 90s car.

Also, car dimensions are generally larger because we ourselves have become larger and taller. This becomes exceedingly obvious when comparing European cars in the past 40 years. If we look at the last 15 years, the trend is to make larger, more spacious cars, to the point where most firms are betting on SUVs over sedans.

> What I was referring to is that crash safety tests don't account for crashes between differently sized vehicles.

They do, though. What would be the point of testing a car safety measures only against cars of its size? In fact, there are plenty of videos out there of crash tests between sedans and trucks.

> That's probably intentional, as regulators don't want to cause an arms race towards ever bigger cars.

Uh? Manufacturers have been steadily increasing the size of cars in the past 20 years. Each Camry generation is larger than the previous one, and has nothing to do with regulators, it’s just that buyers want spacious cars.

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by avar on Monday July 17, 2023 @06:16PM (#36764826)
> ... were absolutely not that common in the average 90s car.

Yes, but we're not talking about what's more common, but about how recent regulatory changes affected car design.

You can look up luxury models of mid or late 90s cars, and they had all those features. Now look at the same models today.

> car dimensions are generally larger because we ourselves have become larger and taller.

This is mostly due to changed regulations. Look at e.g. a 1980 model of a Toyota Corolla:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota_Corolla_(E70)

If you wanted to make a car with the same outside dimensions today you could barely cram two people in it, due to all the mandatory crumple zones etc.

Of course consumer demand is also part of it, but in some cases car manufacturers are still making 1980s design cars today (e.g. the 79 series Toyota land cruiser), they're just outlawed in Europe due to safety, pollution etc. regulations.

> In fact, there are plenty of videos out there of crash tests between sedans and trucks.

I'm talking about official safety ratings, e.g. this in the Euro NCAP:

https://www.euroncap.com/en/vehicle-safety/the-ratings-expla...

Although as that page explains the particular bias I had in mind was "fixed" in 2020, now it's a 1400 kg mobile trolley, so heavier cars are tested somewhat more realistically.

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by manuelabeledo on Tuesday July 18, 2023 @11:36AM (#36774195)
> ... we're not talking about what's more common, but about how recent regulatory changes affected car design.

Well, no. You said that cars are larger because of safety regulations.

But the obvious rebuttal to this is that larger cars have been trending upward for decades, and the most obvious proof of this is the decline of the sedan in favor of the SUV.

> You can look up luxury models of mid or late 90s cars, and they had all those features. Now look at the same models today.

These were larger cars than the average as well. The 90s Mercedes E-Class doors were significantly larger and heavier than the ones in a Toyota Camry.

A current generation Mercedes E-Class is also larger than the one from 30 years ago, mostly because it has gone through a significant increase in interior space. Again, this is not something only Mercedes has done to their line, all automakers have gone down the same route.

> If you wanted to make a car with the same outside dimensions today you could barely cram two people in it, due to all the mandatory crumple zones etc.

That car is roughly the same size of a Volkswagen Polo, which fits 4 people, and holds pretty much the same volume in the trunk. The Polo has an five star EURONCAP rating. Hell, even the SMART Fortwo is a pretty safe car, and it's mostly plastic.

Yes, small cars exist and are safe too, but people just like larger cars better.

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by tshaddox on Sunday July 16, 2023 @07:00PM (#36752287)
Also automobile engines tend to have vastly more horsepower for their size now than they did 25 years ago.
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by everdrive on Sunday July 16, 2023 @06:41PM (#36752144)
My Ford Ranger has 143 HP, thank you very much.
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by 8note on Sunday July 16, 2023 @06:32PM (#36752093)
The size being the safety feature, and thus a danger to other vehicles on the road
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by rootusrootus on Sunday July 16, 2023 @04:58PM (#36751332)
It’s not even remotely as capable as a full size truck. Or a compact one for that matter.
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by p1necone on Sunday July 16, 2023 @08:25PM (#36752777)
Yeah but the point is that the vast majority of people buying full sized pickup trucks aren't actually using them for practical purposes, and it turns out that when something becomes a status symbol like that for so long the capabilities diverge from what people that aren't just buying it as a status symbol want.
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by dragonwriter on Sunday July 16, 2023 @10:56PM (#36753561)
> Yeah but the point is that the vast majority of people buying full sized pickup trucks aren't actually using them for practical purposes,

If they aren't, you can replace them with a cheaper, safer, more fuel efficient vehicle that meets US safety standards and is easier to maintain and register than a Kei, and probably at a comparable or far cheaper initial price than the Kei.

If they are using it for a practical purpose, you can't replace it with a Kei.

Either way, a Kei is probably the wrong choice for most US buyers.

(There are newer import-legal minitrucks that don't have the registration hassles, like Nissan Clipper, which makes the range of situations where the Kei makes a lot of sense outside of particular brand attachment even narrower.)

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by p1necone on Sunday July 16, 2023 @11:54PM (#36753871)
> a Kei is probably the wrong choice for most US buyers.

> There are newer import-legal minitrucks that don't have the registration hassles, like Nissan Clipper

I'm confused - the Nissan Clipper is a Kei car. Kei isn't a brand, it's just a description of a specific style of car (low weight, engine size etc incentivized by the Japanese government).

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by mrraj on Monday July 17, 2023 @01:35AM (#36754513)
>If they are using it for practical purpose, you can’t replace it with a Kei

Often people living on large properties and in rural areas have vehicles that never hit public roads, and Kei car class vehicles or their equivalent get used every single day. Just think about the logistics of living down a long road on 30 acres - getting the mail, taking garbage bins out, moving tools, water, animal feed, debris, etc. Large trucks don’t even fit through some gates and Polaris/atv/small vehicle is often the best solution.

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by numpad0 on Monday July 17, 2023 @03:50AM (#36755289)
Panel vans. Like those 1.2L 3cyl Golf faced delivery vans. People need those. But that’s not a socially acceptable private possession, and a Kei is nowhere as humiliating thanks to novelty, so Kei sells.
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by 0xbadcafebee on Sunday July 16, 2023 @05:44PM (#36751695)
They can not replace new pickup truck. A bicycle doesn't replace a motorcycle just because it has two wheels and you can put groceries on it.
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by tarxvf on Sunday July 16, 2023 @10:25PM (#36753385)
It can certainly replace _some_ pickup trucks in the same way that there is overlap between a motorcycle and bicycle for _some_ purposes.

I would happily buy a kei truck, but something like an older Toyota Tacoma is my best bet right now.

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by asdff on Monday July 17, 2023 @02:36AM (#36754830)
The real equivalent of a kei truck in the US I think is a minivan. I see a lot of blue collar workers that use an old beater minivan as a work truck basically. Its an easy engine and platform to work on; something like a honda odyssey shares parts with a civic and most anything else they made in the same era. There is a ton of space when you take out the seats, that locks up unlike a truck bed. The floor is a lot lower than a truck bed which makes it easy to load stuff in and out. You get much better gas mileage than most commercial van platforms. They sell for a few thousand dollars in decent shape used and hold their value.
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by spdif899 on Monday July 17, 2023 @09:06AM (#36757801)
N=1, moved into my current home a few years ago and it has a long and steep hill for a driveway (house is downhill from the street). I bought an early-00's pickup truck thinking I'd use it a lot more than I have. It's languishing in the driveway and will probably go up for sale soon.

If I could reasonably get and register a Kei truck in my state it would be the perfect replacement, literally all I need is some hauling space for big trash cans, and the occasional Home Depot run.

If they made them electric I'd already be getting one!

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by smazga on Monday July 17, 2023 @12:50PM (#36760606)
My kei truck is actually a replacement for my Tacoma (had to sell it because it was starting to fall apart). I wanted something to fill the gap. It's always nice to have a truck bed available for hauling random stuff, but it was during the used car boom and Tacomas seem to hold their value (everything was expensive). Not since I first got my license have I had so much fun driving. It's like a right-hand drive, manual transmission go-kart.

I've hauled bikes, lumber, furniture, rocks and soil for landscaping. Unfortunately, it's no good on the highway, so long distances are out, and your knees are the crumple zone, so I drive the same way I bike...hyper-vigilant and try to anticipate danger. Still worth it.

Not trying to persuade you, I just love to talk about my truck!

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by dirtyid on Sunday July 16, 2023 @05:56PM (#36751796)
Well are they actually weak vs a pickup? I'd love a Kei car if I can pay 10k to survive a crash against mass monsters out there.
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by wrycoder on Sunday July 16, 2023 @07:42PM (#36752529)
They will do better than a bicycle. Assuming you stick to roads and speeds that you would use for a bicycle.
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by UlisesAC4 on Sunday July 16, 2023 @08:47PM (#36752889)
While doing less emissions related to ICEs.
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by astrea on Sunday July 16, 2023 @09:39PM (#36753150)
Alternatively, you could get a vehicle like this and _not_ be concerned about what other people think about you. Or you could continue to fight imaginary battles against people who simply like something different than you.
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by agloe_dreams on Sunday July 16, 2023 @10:38PM (#36753471)
FWIIW, I would’t be shocked to find out these have worse emissions.
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by agloe_dreams on Monday July 17, 2023 @11:22AM (#36759343)
(To be clear, The EPA said this as well and it was part of the original crackdown.)
Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by dragonwriter on Sunday July 16, 2023 @10:47PM (#36753515)
> You can do the job of a $50,000 pickup using a machine that is half the size of a Honda Civic

You can't, though: “half-ton” pickups start much lower than $50k and near universally have a 1,500+ lb cargo capacity (the half-ton designation is historical and almost never actually meant what it seems to, quater-ton is even worse.)

Seems more competitive with the $27K Hyundai Santa Cruz, with similar cargo capacity (by weight), 40 MPG mileage, US new vehicle standards compliance, but trading off a shorter bed length for a second row of seating.

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by datavirtue on Monday July 17, 2023 @11:41AM (#36759571)
"“half-ton” pickups start much lower than $50k"

Where!? I just priced a few 2010 F-150s at $30-40k.

Re:How to register a Kei truck in Pennsylvania by datavirtue on Monday July 17, 2023 @11:34AM (#36759495)
I can't tow a boat with that...so please. Also, yes, vehicles are identity expressions in America. No way around that...just is what it is.