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Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by oofta-boofta on Friday June 09, 2023 @12:36AM (#36253214)
Google looked at how sailors share space on a sub and were like "yeah, that's the ticket".

Hot-desking is the worst way to be in-office, on top of the worst way of working which is in-office.

What happened to being a forward thinking and innovative company? These "geniuses" can't use their superior big brains just barely hiding under those infantilizing propeller hats to figure out a way to make remote work effective? You're literally a tech company, you make all kinds of collaborative technology.

I'm selling my Google stock. They've gone full IBM and are legacy tech.

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by thesuitonym on Friday June 09, 2023 @12:37AM (#36253219)
>What happened to being a forward thinking and innovative company?

Google went public is what happened. You literally cannot make good decisions when you have to base everything around what will make the most profit for the shareholders this quarter.

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by erehweb on Friday June 09, 2023 @12:44AM (#36253275)
They don't have to do that, though - founders still retain control so could ignore shareholders.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by bbor on Friday June 09, 2023 @12:52AM (#36253344)
Not quite - just because the founders have majority control doesn't mean that the BS financial duty "laws" don't apply to the company executives. They have a duty to all the shareholders, not just the controlling ones.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by layer8 on Friday June 09, 2023 @12:58AM (#36253397)
There is no duty to maximize profits though, that is a myth.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by thesuitonym on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:01AM (#36253423)
They have no legal duty to do so, but why do people buy stock if not to produce a return?
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by layer8 on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:13AM (#36253517)
Producing a return doesn’t imply maximizing that return. Short-term profit maximization may actually be detrimental to long-term success. People also buy stocks because they believe in what the company does in terms of meaningfulness, and that meaningfulness tends to decline when trying to maximize profits.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by bbor on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:45AM (#36253770)
IDK I'm confused about that. I think we can agree that it's at the very least a myth that holds a lot of sway among many investors and executives.

https://www.nytimes.com/roomfordebate/2015/04/16/what-are-co...

  The leading statement of the law's view on corporate social responsibility goes back to Dodge v. Ford Motor Co, a 1919 decision that held that "a business corporation is organized and carried on primarily for the profit of the stockholders." That case — in which Henry Ford was challenged by shareholders when he tried to reduce car prices at their expense — also established that "it is not within the lawful powers of a board of directors to shape and conduct the affairs of a corporation for the merely incidental benefit of shareholders and for the primary purpose of benefiting others."

  Despite contrary claims by some academics and Occupy Wall Street-type partisans, this remains the law today. A 2010 decision, for example, eBay Domestic Holdings Inc. v. Newmark, held that corporate directors are bound by "fiduciary duties and standards" which include "acting to promote the value of the corporation for the benefit of its stockholders."
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by midoridensha on Friday June 09, 2023 @03:59AM (#36254734)
It's sad: Google has (had?) all the ingredients needed to make an absolutely amazing tech company, but instead they've been consistently shooting themselves in the foot for at least a half-decade. They've had oodles of money, brilliant developers, majority stock ownership by the founders (to avoid being completely beholden to shareholders and their short-term interests), lots of goodwill and a great image at the beginning, and they're just squandering it all with terrible leadership.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by dilyevsky on Friday June 09, 2023 @12:45AM (#36253281)
Things weren’t like this for a long time after it was already public. I used to work there more than 5 years after ipo and their office environment (especially in zurich) was really good
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by anlaw on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:20AM (#36253577)
Reality isn’t fractal. People leaving for a variety of motives, expansion of some offices, closing others… chip away at the edge of known truth.

Entropy forces new relative perspective. Humans need to do better about accepting figurative and literal death and chill. There quite literally is nowhere else to go except insane from repeating ourselves.

A rewrite of philosophical priority is a necessity for anyone under 50 and the species. That has to be taken sincerely and seriously because, well they kind of outnumber the ossified pensioner, and if they’re staring down forced obligation to choke on fire smoke for 60 years or dump gramps overboard, no one around to see it happen will be around long enough to insure it’s a footnote in any discussion of history.

Self proclaimed STEM minded secular people seem just fine ignoring evidence that does not fit the civic life narrative they’ve been spoon fed like it’s immutable truth. Seems to have latched itself onto whatever quirk of biology religion accidentally exploited; like a nihilism cause it’s all gods plan kind of woo.

“Hey look at me, mom! My life goal is making computers do what they were intentionally designed to do!”

That can be automated; any acceptable experience is a finite set of constraints. DOOM is pretty DOOMy. Same for Halo. Email clients. But hey we have figurative career ambitions, man; Google Fellow! Boom goes the dynamite.

Smaller models first; let’s make an AI to replace the CEO by assigning project management to vetted candidates via publicly audited randomizer. Term limits for geniuses who always seem to end up enjoying their own farts.

“I’m sorry general manager of capital intense AI infrastructure, you are tonight’s… weakest link! dropped into literal shark tank”

It’s been a long day. Sorry not sorry for the more unhinged off gassing.

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by thesuitonym on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:00AM (#36253415)
You're right, and I addressed this in another reply, but keeping a good company culture requires a very special leadership team, and it can't and won't last forever.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by htag on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:07AM (#36253471)
* Eventually ownership will disperse from the core group of initial owners to investors in general

* As a larger ownership moves towards investors, decisions are made that sacrifice the special sauce in order to increase returns.

* Appeasing general investors leads towards enshittification.

Sometimes a strong leader (Jobs, Cook) can keep the investor class as bay for a period. Sometimes leadership can be consolidated for long periods of time to delay the process (Walton, Zuck), but it feels inevitable after IPO.

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by ornornor on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:03AM (#36253440)
They just did mass layoffs in Zürich too from what I hear. Many will be out of a job at the end of this month at that office.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by linguae on Friday June 09, 2023 @12:55AM (#36253374)
I’m sometimes cynical about publicly-traded companies, but Google seemed more forward-thinking in its pre-Alphabet era, and Apple seemed to be very forward thinking from 1997-2011 when Steve Jobs was running the company. Being a publicly-traded company doesn’t automatically mean resorting to bean counting and other bad forms of management.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by krackers on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:21AM (#36253584)
I think you need someone with a steadfast personality like Jobs in order for it to work. Otherwise the CEO just ends up drifting in the wind trying to appease shareholders
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by thesuitonym on Friday June 09, 2023 @12:59AM (#36253400)
You're absolutely right that being public doesn't automatically making bad choices--but it does eventually mean making poor choices. As long as you have a strong CEO, they can weather the storm of shareholder requests, but once you get to third or fourth generation leaders it typically becomes a race to the bottom. See: Every company in every industry.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by bboygravity on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:07AM (#36253472)
Can you explain what things shareholders generally request?

As far as I know the only duty a company has towards shareholders is "protect them" (aka: don't mess up and make money). As long as the company eventually does that there is no issue. Even if it takes 8 quarters to become profitable (or 10+ years, see Amazon).

There are probably ways in which shareholders can get together and request something (in court?), but that almost never happens? Maybe I'm wrong. If so, would love to see examples.

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by jaggederest on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:24AM (#36253612)
Look at the history of activist investors like Carl Icahn. They will happily start a proxy war to oust management to wring the last cent out of a company, or file a minority shareholder lawsuit alleging all kinds of malfeasance to tank the stock to be able to buy up a controlling interest. The 80s M&A boom had all kinds of crazy things, and it makes recent history look somewhat mild by comparison.

These days the vast majority of executive comp is in stock - imagine if bad optics could force you to take a 60% pay cut, you'd be pretty conservative with your choices.

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by astrange on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:52AM (#36253819)
Investors in Google (or Meta) don't have voting rights. You simply can't do any of that stuff. All you can do is not invest, which means the price doesn't go up, but that hasn't been happening.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by eftychis on Friday June 09, 2023 @02:11AM (#36253951)
See my other "sibling" comment. As an owner/shareholder you have duties owed to you by Google.

If a too good offer comes by, for instance, for one to buy Google:

the offer has to be disclosed; and regardless if the founders like it or not -- or what the voting majority says, there is a price where the remaining shareholders can force Google to be sold.

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by cameldrv on Friday June 09, 2023 @03:05AM (#36254341)
They do have the right to sell the stock.

If too many of them do, the stock goes down, and essentially everyone at the company (especially the executives) take a pay cut. The executives aren't even just thinking about their own pay. The entire company's ability to attract and retain talent depends on the stock price going up.

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by financypants on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:21AM (#36253587)
Their duty is to keep revenue or profitability up and to the right. Every quarter that they don’t do this, analysts will grill the management team about what happened and what will change. The company is forced into a cycle, quarter by quarter, of underestimating earnings, outperforming estimates, and pleasing investors.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by epicureanideal on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:44AM (#36253763)
Or they could grow a spine and declare they’re not playing that short sighted game.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by thesuitonym on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:57AM (#36253853)
they could, and occasionally a few CEOs do this. It is not the norm, though.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by eftychis on Friday June 09, 2023 @02:07AM (#36253911)
Well just to be complete there are enumerated duties to shareholders (the fiduciary ones):

1. Duty of Care

2. Duty of Loyalty

3. Duty of Disclosure

4. Duty of Confidentiality

5. Duty of Prudence

6. Duty of Good Faith

You can start looking at this rabbit hole here (and it is a rabbit hole): https://www.law.cornell.edu/wex/fiduciary_duty

P.S. Just a (fly-by)comment; not advice of any short or kind -- either investment or legal. P.S.2 Oh it does happen that share/stake holders seek enforcement for breach of fiduciary duties. I would say it is quite common.

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by ravst3s on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:04AM (#36253446)
>You literally cannot make good decisions when you have to base everything around what will make the most profit for the shareholders this quarter

Ironically, Google doesn't care about their shareholders and quarters like other tech companies. They don't provide a guidance, their earnings calls have little substance, and their disclosure is atrocious.

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by HWR_14 on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:07AM (#36253470)
You don't have to base everything around what will make the most profit this quarter. Bezos certainly didn't feel compelled to in the early days of being public.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by tanepiper on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:41AM (#36253737)
Yes. I love working for a company with no shareholders. We actually get time to look at the problem.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by bananapub on Friday June 09, 2023 @06:34AM (#36255831)
I'm sort of amazed how often I see this dumb take on HN.

just because it's a US tech-world cultural norm for companies to mostly be run in fucking stupid short term ways, it doesn't mean it's actually required. especially in the case of Google, where 1) Eric, Larry and Sergey have stiched up the entire board's voting power, 2) doesn't need to raise cash via bonds or stock at all and 3) it's a magic money tree, so investors will accept being told to fuck off and let the CEO run the company however they think it'll work best.

Google also IPOed in 2004...are you seriously suggesting that it hasn't been a

> forward thinking and innovative company

for ... 19 years? that's a pretty bold take.

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by thesuitonym on Friday June 09, 2023 @09:17AM (#36257376)
I'm sort of amazed how many times this exact reply was added to my comment. Did you read any of them? Of course it's not required. It's just what happens.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by grogenaut on Friday June 09, 2023 @12:47AM (#36253302)
Is google actually hot desking or is that a extrapolation on them cutting office space.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by bbor on Friday June 09, 2023 @12:53AM (#36253358)
TBF it's "two people share a desk on alternate days", and as the other commenter said, only in limited areas for now. How anyone thought that was a good idea, I have no idea.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by HWR_14 on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:10AM (#36253490)
If I am doing "2 days in office, 3 remote" for my employees, why would I want to pay twice as much so desks can sit vacant more than half the time?
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by bbor on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:39AM (#36253724)
Because the desk-sharing vibes are, as the kids wisely say, cursed. No personalization of decorations or monitors, can't work flexibly, etc. etc. etc.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by grogenaut on Friday June 09, 2023 @02:17AM (#36253985)
working at twitch... few of our desks had custom desks, just nice dual monitors or one ultrawide at every desk. now decorations/personalization i'll give you, we had those in spades... we don't currently have the density to hot desk but most people used default keyboards, or we had lockers to store your keyboard overnight to hotel when we though we were doing that.

so why is the lack of monitor personalization cursed, 90% of my coworkers seem great with those options and Iv'e seen a ton with just a laptop and to black monitors or one in use.

yeah lack of decorations, I got you... it's a we-work at that point.

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by bbor on Friday June 09, 2023 @03:30AM (#36254530)
I guess it mostly comes down to feelings. Maybe this metaphor can illustrate my feelings: living out of AirBnBs wouldn’t mean you would miss any specific amenities, but I would feel much less happy without the ability to relax in a place that feels “mine”. It’s something about routine and weaving a comforting self-narrative, I think.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by HWR_14 on Friday June 09, 2023 @11:15AM (#36259084)
It sends a powerful message that this isn't "your space". But if employees won't even come in most of the time, why should they get "their space"?

I agree, hotdesking when you're in the office most of the time is horrible. But if you want to primarily WFH, I don't understand why you also think you should get nice office space at a second location. When you go to another location for work (e.g. a client if you are a consultant), you don't have a nice personalized desk.

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by miked85 on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:35AM (#36253684)
Which also makes one wonder why the 2 days in office are even needed.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by grogenaut on Friday June 09, 2023 @02:14AM (#36253964)
alternate team groups I guess?
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by krasin on Friday June 09, 2023 @12:50AM (#36253330)
actual hotdesking in some platform areas (for example, Google Cloud). I don't know how universal that is.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by rwiggins on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:22AM (#36253590)
Not exactly. For engineers, at least (not sure about other roles), the Google Cloud desk options are:

1. "Commit" to being in the office 4+ days a week. You get a dedicated desk as normal.

2. Accept a shared desk - assigned to you 2 days of the week and another person from another team 2 days of the week. Each team has its 2 office days selected by local site leadership. In this setup, your desk assignment and partner are static, so you'd coordinate e.g. what kind of monitor setup you want.

3. Give up your desk entirely and use drop-in hot desks. There's still an expectation you're in the office 2 days a week. So far, this mostly seems to have been chosen by folks with so many meetings that they're rarely at their desk anyway.

4. Get an accommodation if you have specific desk needs that can't reasonably be met with a desk partner.

5. Go remote and free yourself of the office. (As of today, apparently this requires a special exception...)

To be honest, as much as I find it distasteful, I can absolutely see why they did it - walk around any office lately and you'd find >50% of desks totally unoccupied, practically every day. Real estate is expensive. It seems like pretty clear wastage. And this system is way better than blanket hot desking.

And, of course, theoretically 2 days each week you get all of the supposedly-proven benefits of in-person collaboration ... modulo the dozens of exceptions.

Disclosure: I work on Google Cloud.

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by AtlasBarfed on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:45AM (#36253765)
Are these actual desks, cubes, half cubes, or even smaller?

You know your engineering forefathers used to have actual offices? I remember when cubes were a compromise. Then half cubes. Then just a long table with a seat.

But yeah, they care about productivity.

Also, real estate is an investment vehicle and depreciation/tax break primarily, adult day care center secondarily.

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by grogenaut on Friday June 09, 2023 @02:34AM (#36254109)
I worked at a Microsoft derrived game studio in 2010... the offices were glorious... but the devs literally only talked to each other once a week or at lunch. But they were doing things like implementing entire siggraph, which are 'near real time' aka 1-5 seconds per frame, papers into actual real time (sub .1 millis per frame) implemetations. theyd spend a week wiring bindings between c and glsl, and 3 months getting it down to 20ms so we could see the effect. it was really odd since I needed to interact a LOT with otheres comparatively. I got bored as fuck coming from an agile pair programming company. It was good for that deep level of coding. it was not for the type of stuff I do at my current job.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by pseudalopex on Saturday June 10, 2023 @01:06AM (#36267766)
Pair programming with all pairs trying to ignore or talk louder than all others is miserable. Open offices decrease face to face interactions empirically.

https://hbr.org/2019/11/the-truth-about-open-offices

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by zeroonetwothree on Friday June 09, 2023 @02:07AM (#36253916)
Average cost of a desk is like 10k/yr. That’s very little compared to an employee’s compensation, it only has to make them like 5% more productive to be worth it.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by grogenaut on Friday June 09, 2023 @02:30AM (#36254074)
wow great writeup... thanks for that.

I wonder how 2 will work. it'll be interesting. I have too much shit at the office for that, but I also have a lot of unoffical work stuff at my desk, like the tools to fix the monitors (hex wrenches screwdrivers), and the whiskey stash.

3 - I do see a ton of non-eng doing this. I see a lot more eng also just chilling in 'flex spaces' like phone boths, lounges, etc... the stuff that never got used when everyone had desks and now is even tho my office isn't over full. our little mini-single desk rooms I call our intern offices as they seem to just work in there.

is the 2 days a week just the RTO minimum?

4 - this is me but also 1 is kinda me.. I'm in a lot but I travel a lot, and I have very specialized setup that I do use.

5 - I can get this, my whole management chain is remote... I'm senior enough. I'm actually well above average on in office attendance, and just below the rto requirements esp if you account for me working from office for a month in the last 2 months while bein in other cities. or last 3 weeks because there were "synergies" for folks for me to meet.

The true answer for me is I get to pick and choose between days when I need to get stuff done coding, by clearing my calendar, and slamming out code at home... or at the office. Or by forcing a lot of in person meetings and getting 8 months of design convs done in 4 hours. I got a solid 1.5 hour convo done while waiting for traffic to die down on thursday that I had been trying for 2 years to do on remote.

but I had this flexibility in the before times and I'm pretty senior.

The thing I do think sucks is that I suspect everyone is single car riding into the office so traffic in seattle is actually WORSE than pre-pandemic. Traffic sucks till 9:30 am now.

The only true benefit of the march of time is that there's so many "enhanced" cars now that I can just HOV way to the front of the line then cut off a tesla or obviously expensive mercedes in the exit lane at the last second and know they'll stop :)

basically I'm a bad one to ask and I'm making it work well for me.

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by chubot on Friday June 09, 2023 @12:48AM (#36253308)
From 2012, to 2016, to 2020, google bled an incredible amount of key talent

I think that was kinda known in the valley, but not sure any media really covered it

Honestly a lot of the blame goes to Larry Page for turning the company toward G+, pushing top people toward Gundotra, the product failing quite badly, and Larry stepping back as CEO

My view of Eric Schmidt is pretty neutral, but it was a little weird how Larry pushed him aside and ushered Sundar in, then formed Alphabet, etc

This was very chaotic and people got used to neglecting things like search quality and spam in that time

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by HWR_14 on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:06AM (#36253457)
G+ wasn't a bad product, but it's hard for me to conceive of a worse rollout plan.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by eitland on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:46AM (#36253777)
Google+ is still the best social network that the world has seen.

But, yes, from what I understand they could hardly have botched it more if they tried.

I'm thinking of details like using the opportunity to latch onto Facebooks "Real Name policy", and using the same name as their deeply unpopular single sign-on solution + killing their existing social network at the same time.

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by danielrpa on Friday June 09, 2023 @07:05AM (#36256065)
There was no reason for the average user to switch from Facebook. Arguably, it was worse than Facebook due to poor UI: I could never make my wife understand the value of circles, it was simply not the way she thinks about her contacts.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by xnx on Friday June 09, 2023 @08:21AM (#36256745)
No ads was nice
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by lern_too_spel on Friday June 09, 2023 @12:57AM (#36253385)
Google management has always been incompetent. It's just that now that economic conditions have forced them to make more drastic decisions that their incompetence is even more obvious.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by code_biologist on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:06AM (#36253461)
Eric Schmidt seemed very competent, given how much of the famed old Google culture was built during his tenure. I was at Google during the Larry Page era and contrasting him with Schmidt was not favorable.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by lokar on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:34AM (#36253682)
All the early Eng VPs were also great
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by gumby on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:05AM (#36253454)
Actually I think Schmidt was quite good. Sadly he's the only CEO the company has ever had.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by eftychis on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:10AM (#36253497)
And Schmidt was forced on them.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by gumby on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:14AM (#36253525)
Yeah, I'd never heard of investors threatening to take their money back, either before or since. I've never had such a clause in any financing docs I've signed.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by alex_lav on Friday June 09, 2023 @12:48AM (#36253309)
> on top of the worst way of working which is in-office.

It's funny how both sides of this debate present their opinions as fact

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by bbor on Friday June 09, 2023 @12:54AM (#36253362)
It _is_ objectively true that WFH is better for the environment. But oh well, so far wildfires are contained to just wildfire season, so not a big deal :))))))
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by riffraff on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:20AM (#36253574)
WFH may be better for the environment but that is a different thing than "the best way of working".

I've been remote for 14 years, I love it, but I've worked with plenty of people who didn't and went back to an office.

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by bbor on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:37AM (#36253706)
Define "best" I suppose - best for corporate efficiency or best for human thriving? But yeah fair can't argue that it relates to efficiency.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by alex_lav on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:46AM (#36253774)
The entire concept of capitalist "work" is in opposition to human thriving
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by alex_lav on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:53AM (#36253821)
> I've been remote for 14 years, I love it, but I've worked with plenty of people who didn't and went back to an office.

I've seen this level of reasonability probably less than 10 times when the remote vs. office debate breaks out. It's a real shame that sites like HN behave identically to twitter and reddit wrt actual conversation and debate about working environments.

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by klyrs on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:29AM (#36253646)
> But oh well, so far wildfires are contained to just wildfire season, so not a big deal

We just added a month and a half to wildfire season, just to keep that true!

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by chaostheory on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:02AM (#36253434)
Yeah, people forget about the energy and pollution costs of forcing everyone to commute. Even if you drive an EV, there’s still pollution from tires.

Given that we’ve proven that remote work is viable even without next gen AR VR devices, a lot of corporate PR supporting the environment feels very empty when we learn their stance on remote work

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by alex_lav on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:44AM (#36253761)
If you move the goalposts or are vague enough, anything can be true. Working from home is worse for the environment than abolishing capitalism, which is the driving force behind global warming.

See? Conversation is useless if we ignore context or intent.

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by ffgjgf1 on Friday June 09, 2023 @02:06AM (#36253900)
It’s not like the USSR cared about the environment even the tiniest bit..

Under capitalism at least you get free speech and therefore some public pressure to impose various regulations.

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by bbor on Friday June 09, 2023 @03:27AM (#36254505)
Capitalism has nothing to do with freedom of speech. See: capitalist countries without freedom of speech.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by ffgjgf1 on Saturday June 10, 2023 @03:30AM (#36268470)
Free market competition is impossible without some degree of free speech, so it depends on how you define ‘capitalism’
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by bbor on Friday June 09, 2023 @03:26AM (#36254493)
…I don’t think that’s what “moving the goalposts” means? What were the goalposts?

I was just observing that WFH is better for the environment than WFO, which I would again say is just an objective fact. Obviously peoples priorities differ, and I guess some people don’t see climate change as real so would fight me on it being a fact, but I feel completely certain about that assertion.

Re: capitalism, I mean, yeah… isn’t that also true? Much much more subjective but capitalism sure seems to be doing a number on the planet. Again what we want to do with that fact is up to priorities but… well tbh I’m confused about what you’re cross about!

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by Foobar8568 on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:00AM (#36253419)
Hotdesk is the biggest bullshit ever. Can you imagine arriving at your office having to think, will I be able to seat next to team? Having to do conference call because no meeting room available just for the poor guy who cannot be there by 8? Best part, people consider their desks as they own it, I have seen people moving stuff just because some dared to seat there before they arrive with management approval.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by alex_lav on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:42AM (#36253745)
Did you note the portion of the comment I specifically quoted? Because nowhere does it discuss hot desks.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by sulam on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:56AM (#36253846)
This is not what Google is doing.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by nostrebored on Friday June 09, 2023 @12:49AM (#36253323)
Have you considered that maybe your priors are just wrong?

I don't know a single person who prefers in-office work who thinks that remote is more effective, but I know many who have the opposite opinion but prefer the flexibility.

Maybe there isn't a realistic way to make remote as productive. I'm honest enough to say that the social pressure that people bemoan makes me significantly more productive. I wish it didn't, but it absolutely does. The inability to tap on someone's shoulder reduces group productivity, regardless of what those who don't want to be interrupted think.

Managers and leaders have acknowledged this and finally we're moving towards getting work done again.

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by twelfthnight on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:19AM (#36253566)
Agree with your points. That said, I think people work from home because they value their personal happiness more than helping Google make more money. They probably see that Google isn't doing much to help anyone except Google, particularly Google's executive team and shareholders. If leaders want workers to be more productive, they should improve culture and motivation, forcing workers to put social pressure on each other is a short term boost, but folks will move to greener pastures eventually.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by esafak on Friday June 09, 2023 @12:59AM (#36253407)
> The inability to tap on someone's shoulder reduces group productivity, regardless of what those who don't want to be interrupted think.

If you know a person does not like being interrupted don't be selfish and write a message. Why does your productivity matter more than mine?

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by Larrikin on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:31AM (#36253661)
In my experience working with people who didn't like to help people or people who helped people whenever they felt like it, they became managers or already were managers (because of course you can be super productive when you only help people when you feel like it) and then had revolts of people they managed when everyone got sick of having to waste hours because the other person didn't want to give a few minutes. People showing up late, missed deadlines, and just a general not caring about the company after so much disrespect. If you don't care about the company and just your career, you can continue to be hated and selfish, but it will come back to you if you ever start a company or want to advance past that level.

I was a naive intern at my first paid software gig, so I towed the line, but I watched as a startup went from hiring some very smart people to the engineers realizing they could come in at 11 hungover and leave at 4 because they were all smart, management was treating them like crap and they couldn't just fire everyone. There were other issues, but power tripping over personal productivity and not giving engineers time for help or questions about the business was a huge issue at that job.

This is not a promotion of the anti-WFH control busy body managers, but just know if your coworkers are asking you questions so they can do their job you should be mentoring them so they need to ask less questions. If you're the type to answer a slack message hours later, people are slowly growing to hate you and will eventually sabotage you.

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by lanstin on Friday June 09, 2023 @02:21AM (#36254015)
I love helping people, but don’t fucking tap me on the shoulder if I am concentrating on something. Don’t touch anyone at work. If even you stand around looking needy, and I can tell I will suffer a full loss of concentration, at least let me wrap up my current thought and do something to mark what I was thinking about and then ask if I can help, that would be better.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by nostrebored on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:06AM (#36253460)
Because 10 minutes of your time might save hours of someone else’s. Why is your productivity more important than your entire teams?

I feel like people don’t treat achieving business goals as part of their job in dev. I’ve never had people treat this as a problem across other job roles.

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by esafak on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:30AM (#36253649)
If ten minutes of my time is worth hours of yours and you are coming to me, I must know what I'm doing and you ought to respect my concentration. You will still get your help, but respectful of my schedule. Tell me how urgently you need an answer, and I will triage it. If there is an incident, that is different.

I do believe that there is room for better tools in this area, and I'm working on it. Tools that help users solve their problems collaboratively without imposing undue burden on their coworkers.

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by norir on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:42AM (#36253743)
Constant interruptions are the biggest enemy of top performers. Everyone should have the right to at least a few hours of freedom for interruption except in the case of genuine emergency. There is a problem in the organization if people cannot work for a few hours on their own without asking for help or if there is too much unwritten organizational knowledge so that people can't help themselves.

Of course people should make themselves available and not be jerks but I strongly believe that a culture that encourages unrestricted interruptions will achieve worse business outcomes in the long run.

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by janosdebugs on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:20AM (#36253580)
This all falls apart when the people you are working with are geographically distributed anyway, which happens to be the case quite often in companies of this size.
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Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by nostrebored on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:04AM (#36253448)
really solid engagement with the comment. doesn’t feel particularly good faith.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by oofta-boofta on Friday June 09, 2023 @10:09AM (#36258039)
ridiculous sentences deserve ridiculous responses
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by dang on Saturday June 10, 2023 @04:12PM (#36274594)
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Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by skybrian on Friday June 09, 2023 @12:51AM (#36253338)
There's nothing about hot-desking in the article. What's your source on that?

A long time ago when I worked there, I didn't like working in the office sometimes, but sitting out on the balcony with a laptop wasn't so bad. Can't do that on a sub :-)

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by sulam on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:54AM (#36253828)
As covered publicly, Cloud is hot desking but only requiring a couple days a week in the office to make it work. Other parts of Google are not hot desking. Most are hybrid, 3 days a week in the office. Honestly hot desking 2 days does not seem like a big deal to me.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by SanderNL on Friday June 09, 2023 @12:58AM (#36253391)
Their business revolves around ads. I don’t know where that’s going, but I’m not betting the house on it.

Their AI strategy has been a joke as far as I can tell. That’s not helping.

Their “regular” services are ok, but nothing I would pay for.

They are downsizing and dropping staff left and right. This might be a good signal: they are being realistic and riding this one out, but I’m not getting good vibes.

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by space_invaders on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:01AM (#36253428)
Google has turned into the "new IBM" for years now. I've worked with Google engineers and managers from different "generations". It's shocking how the newer engineers are just your average consultancy engineer with leet code practice. They have little abstracting capabilities and would be pissed-off if you use some tool/workflow that's not "The Google Way™" (and that includes things like Github for code reviews (instead of Gerrit or a Gerrit-clone), multirepos or monorepos without Bazel, anything else than gRPC...).

And the managers... Oh, the managers... They just act for the sake of their own promotion even if that means damaging someone's else career or the company in the long term. And will complain about things not being done the "Google Way", even if the proposed Google Way failed multiple times in that context (startups and scaleups, in my case). But what's really shocking is how they have no interpersonal skills, to the point of making you constantly question yourself: how, why, did this person ended up in a management track in a supposedly Y-career company? How not only did they got there but also promoted multiple times for this role?

Google, as a company, is as cool as Oracle nowadays.

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by Osiris on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:11AM (#36253502)
I worked at a startup with just 2 other engineers. They hired a guy from Google with a decade less experience than me.

When I arrived I was taking my time to understand the culture, company, needs, etc. before making any suggestions. One example, they did Agile with sprints and I think KANBAN works better. But, I didn’t see it as an important issue to spend time on.

So the Google guy comes in and from day 1 began making suggestions for big changes to both process and the software architecture. He often started by saying, “At Google we…”

I was let go, in part, because the CEO thought I was not contributing to certain technical discussions. I told him I thought the proposed change wouldn’t bring any value to potential customers because it was a purely internal architectural change. We had a lot of actual customer facing work to do and this was a distraction.

So… a guy with only 5 years of professional experience all at Google won over the 26 year old CEO more than someone with 20 years of experience across multiple companies and having built a very similar product just a year before.

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by anon848553 on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:37AM (#36253705)
I have experienced a similar situation at a startup. I was an early employee with many years of experience, and we were shipping functionality without any major issues. After a big investment round, we hired several new developers.

The new developers managed to convince the leadership that we needed "better" processes, and other technologies. The result of this was rewiting the system into more micro services than developers in different languages and multiple frameworks. The new processes ensured that teams didn't talk together because each team should be independent. The startup failed hard and barely survived even after major cuts

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by ch4s3 on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:17AM (#36253549)
You’re probably better off without that nonsense.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by epicureanideal on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:55AM (#36253835)
Except that nonsense is 90% of startups these days. Most of the people who get funded are well connected fools or charlatans. I’m shocked at how poorly money is invested.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by wahnfrieden on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:39AM (#36253719)
The worker wasn’t the problem, the boss’s imposed hierarchy of command was
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by adastra22 on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:21AM (#36253582)
Sounds like you dodged a bullet.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by listenallyall on Friday June 09, 2023 @02:19AM (#36253999)
Dodging the bullet is not getting hired by a shitty company. Getting fired, even if it's by the same shitty company, is taking the bullet.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by lowbloodsugar on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:15AM (#36253529)
If the CEO thought process used in a megacorp was appropriate for a four engineer startup, then he is a fucking idiot and you are better off out of that impending cluster fuck.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by bushbaba on Friday June 09, 2023 @02:01AM (#36253878)
Often those who’ve only worked at small companies don’t grock how much organizational bloat is needed to run a large enterprise. Alignment cannot be done in a 50k employee company by having everyone hash it out over beers.

Large companies also tend to have sociopaths become the VPs, who only care about their career progression and not the actual company direction.

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by prepend on Friday June 09, 2023 @08:25AM (#36256792)
> grock

“Grok” is from Heinlein’s Stranger in a Strange Land. It was a super important word to me as a kid. I’ve recently started hearing it again used by people who never read the book and find it interesting.

Do you remember where you first heard this word? I assume you heard it as it’s such a memorable word and difficult to misspell.

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by alephnerd on Friday June 09, 2023 @09:50AM (#36257798)
Not OP but I use the word Grok a bunch without having read Heinlein.

I heard about it from graybeards and HN, hence why there might be a resurgence now that HN is mainstream.

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by lowbloodsugar on Friday June 09, 2023 @12:33PM (#36260336)
The failure begins at around 150 employees, from what I've seen in startups I joined when smaller and grew to that point.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by jedmeyers on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:24AM (#36253607)
You might have had 20 years of experience building products that don't need to scale for millions of concurrent users, if you consider all "purely internal architectural changes" to be lower priority than the customer facing work just because it's purely internal. And the Google guy might have tried to spend time scaling a product that will have five concurrent users, because "this is Google" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t6L-FlfeaI). It's all about perspective, and CEO thought the other perspective was more valuable.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by Stephen_0xFF on Friday June 09, 2023 @02:29AM (#36254069)
He mentioned there was a lot of customer facing issues to tackle, it was a startup, and their team had 4 devs. Scale shouldn’t be an issue until you know you’ll scale. Who cares if you use Kafka and Kubernetes. You sacrifice so much man power to do things thinking you’ll have a million users, but then fail like 90% of all other startups. I’ve never once heard of a startup failing because they had trouble scaling their architecture — just their business. We know he lost his job because the CEO valued the perspective of the ex googler, but the ex googler had 5 years on systems that were already large, massive man power, and budgets that dwarf startups. You’ll make any new CEO salivate showing road maps that will handle 1,000,000 concurrent users, but “handle” and road maps to “get to” are different.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by ffgjgf1 on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:54AM (#36253829)
> 26 year old CEO

In 95%+ cases that’s a pretty terrible idea

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by dumpster_fire on Friday June 09, 2023 @02:40AM (#36254157)
On the flip side, Xooglers are expected to do that. That's mostly the reason they are hired for. If they ever suggested just hosting a static page with 0.01 QPS on an existing API server, they'd be deemed as failed Googlers.

Everyone expects them to be building Kubernetes, Terraform, and other useless bullshit that a startup with a total critical traffic of 10QPS absolutely doesn't need.

We've also had ex-Facebookers back in the day who would throw out perfectly fine coding processes and get everyone to use Phabricator. Bloated software that took many engineering hours to design processes around, and came with features that no one with Atlassian would ever downgrade to use. It was like coding with PHPBB.

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by alephnerd on Friday June 09, 2023 @09:48AM (#36257771)
1. Terraform is absolutely useful for both startups and enterprises. IaC makes everyone's (Platform, App, Ops, Security) lives easier from an accounting, governance, and reproducibility standpoint.

2. Terraform isn't a Google product. It's by Hashicorp

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by dumpster_fire on Friday June 09, 2023 @11:45AM (#36259568)
I know Terraform isn't by Google. I'm saying that's what Xooglers are expected to know since this new meta of IaC buzzword has been present in Google for close to a decade. It's nothing new.

Also, do you really need it when you're a startup running 3 EC2 clusters with "potentially tons of customers"? No.

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by sharts on Friday June 09, 2023 @05:37AM (#36255446)
That's why they say having "Google" on your resume sets you up forever (˃̣̣̥‿˂̣̣̥)
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by u801e on Friday June 09, 2023 @02:00AM (#36253868)
> that includes things like Github for code reviews

I've never worked at Google, but if you want a clean set of commits to implement a feature (think Linux kernel/subsystem, git, etc), Github makes it unnecessarily hard to do that. The best they have is squash and merge which basically makes one mega commit and a merge commit that references a branch with a single commit.

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by seanhunter on Friday June 09, 2023 @02:40AM (#36254160)
Most shops I've worked in use squash and merge (or rebase) always. This prevents unnecessary repo bloat as the number of devs, code base and number of commits gets large and removes all those "Typo".... "Typo again".... "Sigh. Working now (I think)" type of commits that really don't add anything meaningful to the context.

With squash and merge you get chunky, meaningful commits that (with discipline) are tagged to a specific issue/feature so it's really easy to understand the history.

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by bottom999mottob on Friday June 09, 2023 @02:15AM (#36253975)
You think Gerrit is any better? The way I've seen Gerrit used essentially erases the commit history with an amend, and its configured so only one person can work on a branch at a time, locking out vertical, parallel work. Maybe that's just been my experience however.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by baq on Friday June 09, 2023 @03:07AM (#36254352)
I’ve just reviewed ‘spr’, ‘git-spr’ and ‘git-grok’ which supposedly make it easier to submit a stack of prs for review. They all kinda work, I didn’t like any though. GitHub really makes it more difficult than it should be.

I think ‘stg’ with a GitHub publish/stack sync option would be a winner.

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by voytec on Friday June 09, 2023 @02:11AM (#36253947)
> Google, as a company, is as cool as Oracle nowadays.

Feeling rather uncomfortable as Devil's advocate in this case but I was testing Oracle Cloud Infrastructure as a cost-saving replacement for Google Cloud Platform recently and they are worlds apart.

GCP is a cloud service where you can issue a command or click on a web panel to get your resources up. Oracle, on the other hand, will set up multiple meetings with various "specialists" to teach you how a cloud should be used. Unproductive meeting after meeting after meeting and no work gets done.

I felt like an unpaid QA engineer when going over all the unpleasantries of their Terraform provider with them. Documentation is garbage and no variables are are explained[1]? No problem, we've got 5 specialists who will train you how you should use the cloud.

Here's a generous free tier so you can test everything. Oh, want to set up resources using it? Raise a support ticket. Want GPU VMs? No problem, request the hardware for a specific region days in advance and we hope it'll work. Oh, not working? Please share your screen and open a support ticket. Want a second VM instance or a node pool for your cluster? Request limit increase. Want more RAM? Request limit increase. Don't worry, we have a team granting these very quickly.

Absolute shitshow. Oracle Cloud is as frustrating as Digital Ocean when you try to treat it as a cloud and not a VPS vendor. GCP more or less "just works".

[1] https://registry.terraform.io/providers/oracle/oci/latest/do...

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by jrockway on Friday June 09, 2023 @02:41AM (#36254168)
I don't think that's a fair characterization. Newer engineers have no idea what to do, by virtue of having no job experience. While spending 4 years getting a degree, things like design patterns are drilled into their heads, and they think people ahead of them in their career won't respect them unless they make things as complicated as possible. As a result, things end up too complicated and too abstract, to the point of unusability. What you really want is someone that is the Matt's Script Archive of the modern day, modulo the shit that actually matters: maintainability, reliability, security, etc. Google hires a lot of people early in their career and the result is stuff that's TOO abstract. Eventually people progress and make simple and elegant solutions to very difficult problems. I can assure that every engineer at Google knows design patterns and how to abstract stuff. But the best among them know when not to.

I've always been impressed by the software quality at Google. My biggest complaint is... I'm kind of a test fanatic. In my mind, 100% code coverage is a great starting point for software that might run OK in production and delight customers. But at Google, people are so smart that they can keep a million line system completely bug free just out of sheer willpower. Every CL they write or review, they know exactly what it will break, and just tell the author to not break that. The end result is that there are 0 tests for the most critical software around and it all works out somehow! Ever visit google.com only to see "google.com is not responding"? Nope! You don't need tests when you're a super genius.

Overall, I think Google builds really good software internally. Everything I used while I was there, I long for in the "real world". Github's code review system just makes me cry every time I use it, even 6 years after I left Google. Critique was so much better! It looked nicer, the UI told you who actually needed to approve the CL, there was a dashboard that told you what work you actually needed to do, etc. Great software. Monarch is another favorite of mine. It is light years ahead of anything you can get in the open source world. When I left Google I begrudgingly selected Prometheus and Grafana as my "hey is production down?" system of choice? And every day they make me sad because they're so fucking primitive compared to what I could use at Google. I remember a long discussion thread between me and an InfluxDB founder on HN about whether or not it's possible to write certain queries. The query in question was a query that I had on a public dashboard at Google, that ran in milliseconds over a stream of 1 million plus cardinality. "There's no way a computer can do that efficiently," he told me. I don't know, I've had a computer do it efficiently before with the literal first query I typed in. And that's the market leader in time series data, probably two decades behind some unloved internal tool at Google. Their software is top fucking notch. They just have no idea that it's even something that can be sold. (The people at Google selling software rewrite or acquire sub-par alternatives. At least there's Cloud Spanner. That's a good database!)

I think I'm inclined to agree you about management at the highest level. Like I said before, Google has no idea they can sell their internal tools and make more money than most startups rewriting the tool from scratch could ever dream of making. They choose to go on multi-year tangents that yield nothing. Google Buzz? Google+? You got slapped on the wrist by the FTC for that shit, it didn't sell a single ad, and then the market leader you were trying to kill died anyway because everyone got bored with social media. Dumb. Let's talk about GSuite. As a card-carrying Google fanboi, I never believe that anyone else could make good webmail or a calendar. The startup I work at got acquired recently and we had to switch from Gsuite or actually is it Google Workspace For Your Domain or something now, anyway we had to switch to Outlook. Outlook on the web is great! The web design is beautiful, it's super fast, and it has a million more features than Google's stuff. Thinking back, I'm not sure anyone has typed a single line of code into any of those products in over a decade. They're just a dinosaur waiting to die! (Microsoft has it's own problems, though. They write a bunch of great code, and then ... just specify dumb shit. Like at work, my name is "Rockway, Jonathan". Who the fuck calls anyone by their last name? It's dehumanizing. It makes me not want to go to work. But that's how some intern coded up Active Directory Nineteen Ninety Four edition, and so it persists to this day).

I don't know where I was going with this comment, but yeah, the tech behemoths of yesteryear area dead. Remember "FAANG"? Facebook, completely dead, fired all their employees. Amazon? I guess they still exist to take CFOs out for golf in exchange for paying $1,000,000 for a $2000 server and $20 of electricity, and send me the best fire hazards from the Shenzhen market overnight. Apple? Honestly they're doing OK for a big company. Sure, they're working on VR goggles instead of a Clock app that works, but you know... marketing. Netflix? Dead. Google? Top Three In Cloud. Amazing. You know what they say, if you can't be second best, at least you can be third best.

This post was long and incoherent and I am now quite inebriated. I hope it was moderately enjoyable to read. I'm not a crazy person, I promise. It makes me sad to see what the MBAs and CFOs did to Google. Great company, and I'll never stop loving it.

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by whiplash451 on Friday June 09, 2023 @03:48AM (#36254656)
Not a Googler, but the point about gerrit vs gitlab is totally valid.

The tools you use are culture-defining.

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by txdv on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:05AM (#36253450)
You might want to hold on for a few more Qs because short term solutions like this do increase stocks.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by _trackno5 on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:19AM (#36253564)
ugh, you're so right about this hot-desking nonsense.

But it's not even just Google. I haven't been back to my company's office because they insist on not assigning a desk. Every time I wanna go in I have find a random desk to sit in.

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by smarmgoblin on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:20AM (#36253575)
As a googler I understand. Leadership is capricious and petty, chasing trends and seems to be flailing. They have nothing left to offer stockholders than cost-saving measures.

Tbh I love the project I work on and I’m still learning tons. But I wish we could have more confidence in our leadership instead of hoping to be insulated from whatever their whims are this month.

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by I_am_uncreative on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:24AM (#36253611)
Working in an office is better than working from home in my experience, but hot-desking is a stupid idea.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by OscarTheGrinch on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:50AM (#36253804)
Google seems to have taken their eye off the ball when it comes to providing accurate search results.

Someone at the top of Google seems to have cranked the results prioritising slider all the way towards recency of information instead of accuracy, growing a million spammy fly by night sites instead of defaulting to trusted sources of information. As a programmer its so hard to get information from a technical query in Google these days.

Does Google search have a QA dept? Are they able to compare how accurate search is today compared to a year / decade ago? Does anyone at Google listen to them?

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by DieBruderBauer on Friday June 09, 2023 @01:58AM (#36253857)
1st page of most search results is inundated with irrelevant ads. Pitiful. And yes, a small minority know about and actively use uBlock Origin. But that doesn’t mean the core functionality and purpose of Google search isn’t tainted. The rotting and decay has already manifested itself in ugly ways.
Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by m463 on Friday June 09, 2023 @04:13AM (#36254829)
> Google looked at how sailors share space on a sub and were like "yeah, that's the ticket".

Wouldn't some sort of LRU scheme work better as some sort of PAGE-ing algorithm? Maybe RANK the employees to group by locality.

Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by cauliflower99 on Friday June 09, 2023 @04:39AM (#36255024)
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Re:Google cuts office space in Bay Area by more than a milli... by RickJWagner on Friday June 09, 2023 @07:43AM (#36256377)
Google must become the new IBM. As business gets bigger, they have to relentlessly control costs, else they'll end up out-flanked by nimble upstarts.

It's the circle of business life.