There exist some "artificial tongues" that people use to turn pages. It's a rosin-like substance that comes in a small can.

There exist artificial fingers to tap smartphones, sold in cold climates, so you don't need to take off gloves. Regular sausages in their packaging work great.

Carrots and cucumbers work as well. I suppose it's the high moisture content.

I used to have some woollen winter gloves with built in touch-screen fingertips. They worked well, but also made things quite slippery when holding a phone. This once resulted in a shattered screen when the phone slipped out of my gloved hand and flew onto a cold, hard, London pavement…

How cold does it get with you? I have tried all sorts of touch-screen gloves and they all stop working below -5 C. The cheap touch-pencils still work though so carry one of those around my neck if I need the phone outdoors.

You can effectively get these surfaces built into the glove, a number of companies sell such things.

Why they don't need to be wet?

To activate a touchscreen they simply need to have capacitive properties.

Interesting, it sounds like they should try to invent something that works in similar way to nerves on the skin as you can feel slightest touch regardless of moisture.

Maybe multiple accelerometers plus machines learning could improve tao detection?

I remember one elevator button was a large metal bulge, that didn't get pushed, but instead did a little electric jolt to my finger (at a very small distance between finger and the button).

Here you can see it on 0:23 of video tour: https://marketplace.vts.com/building/400-capitol-mall-sacram...

I wonder if that explains the stereotype of old people licking their fingers to turn pages

That’s funny, I hadn’t thought of that. It very well might be true that turning pages is easier for people with more moisture in their skin.

so books are not accessible: kindles are better

I'm unclear if this was intended to be sarcastic, but it's certainly possible for e-readers to be more accessible than books, at least for models that actually have physical buttons (and especially considering that e-readers can have zoomable text).

I am actually reading this on an e-reader. I find it more accessible than either my phone or my desktop. And easier on the eyes.

As far as I can tell, none of the current Kindle models have physical page turn buttons anymore, which is insane to me.

Turning the page is the main thing I do on an ebook, having a button on the side is so much more convenient than touching the screen, I don't obscure what I'm looking at, and I don't smudge the screen.

The BOOX Palma is an e-ink Android device (not a phone) that I run the Kindle app on. It has physical page buttons, and is better than any of the Kindle devices I've used. Also tunable ink speed and color temperature.

Maybe not accessible in the a11y sense, but definitely accessible in the "can read without DRM" sense. I'll take a book I can keep and read whenever and however I want to one that has to phone home and ask a giant corporation if it's ok.

Get a Kobo and install KoReader.

Yes this is very much the reason. It gets dry where I am in the winter, and it never occurred to me to do this. An older gent in a coffee shop once watched me try to turn a page, and enlightened me. I’ve met more than a few people who have a dedicated finger glove for turning pages :)

Wet sponges [0] for people counting money were a very common sight some decades ago before money counting machines and mostly electronic payments. Probably still being used just not so obvious anymore. Regardless of age fingertips will eventually get too dry as the paper absorbs all the moisture and flipping pages or separating banknotes becomes hard.

For touchscreens dry fingers are also called "zombie finger" [1]. The screen registers the too minute change in electrical field as noise and rejects the touch event. Some sweat (but not too much) on the fingers makes all the difference.

[0] https://image.shutterstock.com/image-photo/sponge-finger-wet...

[1] https://www.consumerreports.org/cro/news/2015/06/zombie-fing...

I'm also in a dry climate, and even as a teenager I often had to lick my fingers in order to get the plastic bags at the grocery store open (I was a bagger so had to do it all day). Eventually we got smart and started putting wet sponges by the bags, which is also an amazing life hack if you have trouble turning pages.

Wet sponges were a common site in offices back before widespread computing and lots of cash.

This thread is so long. It started with tactile buttons being back yet it's mainly about opening plastic bags. I like that. I think that's funny.

That sounds more like a soft percussive maintenance

Old people?

Yes, it does.

Source: when I was 5 I saw my grandmother, RIP, doing that and asked her about it. She explained that as she got older her fingers got drier, and now it's just easier to flip pages that way.

Its also the only way I can open a plastic bag in the meat section of Costco.

I was shopping at a grocery store and a lady saw me visible distraught by not being able to open a clear bag and she told me to touch some of the produce I’m about to pick up or the moisture around them. Never had the problem again. Thank you, random lady!

Or if you have something cold in your cart already, with condensation (cold drinks, ice cream etc).

A similar lady some time ago helped me with a different suggestion: stretch the edge a little near the side and blow in. Problem solved.

One of our local grocery stores has a different brand of plastic bag, This one has a small adhesive spot between the layers near the opening of the bags. As you pull the bag off, the adhesive pulls the next bag open a little bit. Each bag is slightly open when you pull it off. It works surprisingly well.

I may try to suggest that the other grocery stores adopt this brand but they are big national chains and I doubt they would be interested.

for reference, this bag says PULL-N-PAK® Titan Supreme 28-2024-11-2 www.crownpoly.com

I've seen several different solutions to this problem over the decades, and they all have one thing in common: they quickly get value-engineered out of existence.

There's always a fraction of a cent to be saved by adding slightly less adhesive, using slightly cheaper plastic, replacing the perforating tool less often, etc.; couple iterations in, the solution stops working reliably. There's no back pressure, because it's not like anyone is choosing where they shop by whether the single-use plastic bags are easy to open.

Rubbing the opening side of the bag between your palms generates static and opens it too. Learned that from a meat department employee who saw me struggling one day.

I used to do that too. But now the plastic bags are gone and there is these paper bags with slightly offset edges att he opening. Really neat invention, why didn't we do that before? :-)

Rubbing and then blowing on it to enlarge whatever opening has been created usually works just fine.

Same at Walmart. I've never successfully opened one of those without wetting my fingers.

Oddly, the plastic bags in the produce section do not have that problem. I now just grab one of those and use it for my meat.

There’s a whole “fingertip moistener [pad]” thingy if you need it often. Cashiers and secretaries often use them at work.

Off topic, a dog’s wet nose also works. Surprisingly useful on walks, e.g. when a poop bag won’t cooperate in a critical moment and licking your fingers is not an option.

That is a genuinely useful tip, considering the circumstances I've run into! Don't _really_ want to lick my fingers while dealing with dog poop, but the bags are a pain to open sometimes

Well I'm filing this tip away for future use.

expert level dog poo management tip!

The dog's nose is wet, because the dog licks it.

Dog poop is often also wet, and it's right there.

Exactly. You turn a bag inside out afterwards anyway, so the dirty part stays inside.

Then you can immediately rifle through all the cash in your wallet to clean your fingers off

Also useful for magic and playing with cards.

It's not a stereotype and it's not really a mystery.

Licking or wetting your fingers for this purpose has been a standard practice across the globe, when people are dealing with turning pages (e.g. for accounting), counting tickets, coupons, paper money, etc. It was never just something older people did (except in the sense that the practice is not as common now, as people in the US and Europe don't need to do it that much anymore, due to changes like reduced use of cash, etc.).

So, you might not have seen it since the need is mostly obsolete in most of the west, but it's still a thing elsewhere, and was very much a thing in the US and Europe too until a few decades back.

So much so, that there were office gadgets made for this, basically a base holding a small sponge, that you would add water to, and use it to wet your fingers for counting/changing pages. They're still very much sold:

https://www.amazon.com/money-counting-sponge/s?k=money+count...

I'm not stranger to licking my fingers when dealing with cash, or licking stamps and envelopes, etc. but the way some old people do it was always a little mystery to me. I'd see them taking a second or three to quite conspicuously stick their tongue out and slowly lick their finger every single time before turning a page or a banknote. I always figured it's just a force of habit, but they're doing it in maximum power-save mode, and are way past giving a fuck about how gross it looks to everyone around them. I never considered that maybe they really need to do it this way to keep their fingers moist.

(That realization scares me, as it means I too might become an obnoxious finger-licker in a few years.)

Maybe a key chain instead with a moistened pad that doesn't easily go dry? :)

Honestly, and in line with a reply upthread[0], fresh saliva may be more sanitary. I mean, it has some non-zero antimicrobial properties, plus it doesn't accumulate random stuff that could grow over time.

Yeah, I'm starting to understand why old people may be past the point of giving a damn about the optics.

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[0] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42036400

Please no... at least with cash. Cash is one of the dirtiest things out there. You don't even want to think about how dollar bills get dirty.

Source: bank teller training years ago. We were supplied (always) with little moistening pads at our tills.

I've seen tons cash come out of bras, socks and other crevices, and I was just working at a gas station. Let your imagination run wild!

There’s a whole little range of forgotten/dead products for this. It looks just like a tiny pot of Carmex or other lip balm and it coats your finger to make it that tiny bit more grippy to make handling loads of paper easier. No idea what it’s name is haven’t seen it in 20 years since I stopped having to hang around the church offices while my parents did choir practice.

> That realization scares me, as it means I too might become an obnoxious finger-licker in a few years.

There's always moisturizer.

>I always figured it's just a force of habit, but they're doing it in maximum power-save mode, and are way past giving a fuck about how gross it looks to everyone around them.

That's the other thing about it, when it was being done in the past: people weren't so appealed by having bodies, or frightened of life and anything that's not sterile.

So they weren't as grossed out by everything - including a person merely licking their fingers to count some pages or notes...

The "sanitary" replacement is a wax, I always just knew it as sortkwik (? It's been a while), that you dip your fingers in. I'm sure it's still a thing for literal paper pushers to this day.

Sanitary in quotes since I'm not sure a pot of wax collecting stuff from your fingers for months or years is much better than licking.

Used wax all the time when I worked as a bank teller years and years ago

You can also buy a rubber or silicone finger tip such as this: https://a.co/d/iy5zNDe

> It was never just something older people did

no, but older people often tend to dryer less sensitive skin, so I'd wager it's skewed that direction. Source: am approaching "old".

Those sponges can be seen at every Japanese supermarket, to assist in opening tear-off plastic bags, because licking one's fingers is taboo. In a similar way, birthday cards need to be closed with tape rather than licked.

I wonder if touching a wet sponge which has been touched by hundreds of others is more hygienic? Maybe they add antiseptic.

You mean like a doorknob?

I think the idea is that you aren't putting your dirty fingers in your mouth, or your spit on stuff that other people might handle. The latter really doesn't matter scientifically I think, but the former probably does.

People put their fingers on all kinds of things other people have touched: doorknobs, elevator buttons, shopping basket/cart handles, etc. Adding a moist pad to that isn't going to change anything. Keeping people's hands out of their mouths, however, might.

Oh hell, is that what I’m supposed to do to open the damned things?

I think COVID-times ended that habit quickly around my city. I used to lick my finger to open plastic bags on the supermarket and now try to find something wet instead - usually alcohol bottle.

(I'm asure it was always a bit nasty but when it became a deadly move, my habits finally changed...)

> I used to lick my finger to open plastic bags on the supermarket and now try to find something wet instead - usually alcohol bottle.

I just find something cold in my cart and use the condensation to wet my fingers

I touch a drop of water coming out of the produce sprayer, if available.

(No, I don't touch the sprayer, just a drop.)

On softer plastic bags, stretching the plastic near the opening usually allows you to open it. Does a little bit of damage though.

I can also be used to poison people who read forbidden books: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Name_of_the_Rose

I just finished reading this last night at 01:30; what a book!

Truly an incredible work.

I'm a little bit envious. Reading such a great book for the first time.

I recommend re-reading it in a few years. Ecos books grow with you; the more you learn about the world and history, the more you'll find in nuance in that book. Maybe more true for me - as a teenager I've read it first as a mostly weird detective story. Later re-reads made me more interested in the weird parts.

There is, by the way, a separately published Postscript to the Name of the Rose with some notes on writing the book.

I get it now: Jorge had laced its pages with poison, correctly assuming that a reader would have to lick his fingers in order to turn them.

Nice pull.

that's for stickiness, this is for conductivity

just apply some “hawk tuah”, new tagline for yubikey nano

User accounting the with the sibling system.lick the device to prove its your cake or you are thoroughly protected from being thoroughly grossed out by growing up with siblings .

Drink more water.

Check under your eyelid that you are not an android

Moisturizer shoud help too?

I wouldn't drink just any moisturizer.

Great! I'm in my forties and my laptop finger print scanner seems really temperamental, I'll try licking my finger!

I used to rub the side of my nose briefly to make fingerprint reader work on thinkpads, I think this coats the finger with enough oil to make it work reliably.

It works for my phone's fingerprint scanner. I used to have issues with it, and eventually thought it might be caused by the extra "safety glass" glued on top of the screen. Then one day, after another failed fingerprint unlock attempt, I noticed a text on the screen suggesting to moisten my finger. It must have been added in some system update, and I'm very thankful for that, or else I'd have to wait until this HN thread to figure this out.

Ah I'm 56, the touch screen on my phone has gotten finicky. I'll have to see if that would help in a pinch. I wouldn't want to rely on that all the time but under time pressure it is good to know about that.

You should really look at the S series by Samsung. I've been using Note devices since the Note 3, I would not give up the stylus for anything at this point.

I'm almost 40, some years ago I noticed that at winter I get more frustrated with my phones and start thinking of changing them.

It turned out each winter I make screens much more dirty and my fingers are drier. Touch gets more random, fingerprint readers success rate drops from 100% to more like 50%.

Nowadays I make sure I clean the screen with actual dedicated products often, and make sure I keep hands moisturized. It works well, even if the latter contributes to the former.

Haven't changed phone in over 2 years and still don't feel the need for change :)

i thought possibly bloodflow is less prevalent on the surface of your fingers in cold weather, and finger touches are harder to detect as a result, but i don't have data or proof.

Oils or dirt can interfere with touch sensitivity

Not sure if it’s available on your phone, but look for a High touch sensitivity option in display settings. Helps me a lot in winter.

If you’d rather not lick your finger, you can get one of those old-school sponge stamp/envelope moisteners.

I'm not as old as everyone else here is mentioning, but started having this issue a few years ago with my phone. My fix was to rub my hands together for a few seconds. Don't know why but it's always worked for me.

I'm curious if you have issues with pulse oximeters too. The thing they use to check your blood oxygen level when you go to the doctor.

I don't tend to have the issues everyone here is talking about, but those things never work for me on the first try.

Those work off light absorption, so different mechanism.

Understood, but idly wondered if there's a correlation between people with one issue and the other.

I don't remember, it's been a long time since I've seen one.

Or lick the back of your hand and then moisten the finger on that. More discreet and more hygienic (well, hygienic for you at least).

> Lick your finger.

Exactly, i do the same thing with my (new) Macbook Air, it makes the TouchID sensor work much more reliable (also, i use my middle finger by the way...)

Now the terrorists know which finger of yours to cut off!

I remember how my mom's Touch ID didn’t work. Thank goodness they came up with Face ID

Would breathing on it (wide open mouth air blow, I'm not a native speaker) work as well but be contactless way of achieving it?

> I'm not a native speaker

You got it (mostly) right :-) Just one minor mistake: a native would write, "Would breathing on it be a contactless way..." in order to indicate that this is only one of several possibilities. You could also say, "Would breathing on it be the contactless way..." in order to indicate that this was the only possibility.

The rule here is really weird. The qualifier is only required when there is a singular noun being used as an object. "Breathing is way of doing it" sounds weird, but "Breathing and licking are ways of doing it" does not.

"English is super-weird" sounds right. "English is super-weird language" sound weird.

“Breathing on” works as you intended (like breathing on a cold window to make it foggy); the alternative “blowing on” does not.

real life verification can

/s but not so much

EDIT: back in the day cashiers had a thing to moisture your fingers flipping the bills/notes/papers

You can also use some other part of your body that has moisture. My nose and my scalp are really oily, so I can rub my finger on my nose and then do the touch controls and fingerprint sensors and have it work

Glad it didn't end with what where my imagination went.

I can make your wine glass sing by rubbing the edge with my finger.

The first people who got their hands on iPads, I recall did test them in this way.

Apple told us the first iPad supports up to 11 finger multitouch, so people were understandably curious and got creative.

uhh how to describe this... you can control how much saliva you push to the front of your mouth when you spit. The correct amount is next to nothing. Rubbing your thumb over your index finger spreads the moisture and provides feedback.

(I have to open countless garbage bags, licking is not an option)

It would be amazing if Yubico offered a physical button option.

I really hope it’s not the case that capacitive sensors are somehow preferred from a security standpoint (i.e., harder to trigger with a robot).

you can just use a hotdog to trigger it if you only have metal/plastic/composite fingers

Have you checked your A1C (average blood sugar)? I wonder if this is caused by low blood circulation near the surface of your skin.

"Excess blood sugar decreases the elasticity of blood vessels and causes them to narrow, impeding blood flow"

I think it's just dry skin. When I worked in corporate IT we had the same issue with Yubikey 'not working' and almost all of those issues came from people working in an especially arid part of the country. "Lick your finger" fixed it every time.

Spit on your desk and dab it

my desk in elementary school had a little inkwell in it

If this is a laptop, it helps to touch the aluminum chassis or an exposed metal part with your other hand.

Yeah, some touch buttons work through conductivity and are really sensitive. Fittingly for this post, our cloths dryer has a touch "screen" which is to say that it is a slab of plastic with icons that are touch sensitive. Often enough, I can't get them to register a touch unless I press really hard or if I wet my finger first.

When my pixel 7 doesn't recognize my fingerprint, I press my thumb on the side of my nose to pick up a bit of skin oils and then my thumb print is recognized.

The Pixel 7 series has an optical sensor under the display. I wonder how some oil/cream/etc helps? The newer ones have ultrasonic sensors, so that should be better.

If your skin is dry enough it won’t make good contact with the screen so the “picture” will be bad. Adding a thin layer of oil basically acts as an optical transmission layer. Ultrasonic ones would probably have the same issue, honestly.

It's my only frustration with the Pixel 7. Left hand works fine, right is super inconsistent

The device it's connected to also has an impact, IIRC M1 MacBook Pro 14 wouldn't let me trigger my YubiKey without a USB hub

I wonder if it would have worked to rub your finger off the side of your nose, or behind your ear?

It's a trick some flute-players use for the pinky of the right hand, so that it works better rolling between the C, C#/Db and D notes on the bottom. I saw it mentioned in some tutorial once and thought: "no way", and was amazed at how well it worked.

I never really asked myself how it works - something to do with skin on (dead) skin working up some friction, I don't know. I'd be curious to know if it would have worked with your YubiKey issue. But maybe it's too late to try now!

[and Eb, I should say]