Off topic, a dog’s wet nose also works. Surprisingly useful on walks, e.g. when a poop bag won’t cooperate in a critical moment and licking your fingers is not an option.

That is a genuinely useful tip, considering the circumstances I've run into! Don't _really_ want to lick my fingers while dealing with dog poop, but the bags are a pain to open sometimes

Well I'm filing this tip away for future use.

expert level dog poo management tip!

The dog's nose is wet, because the dog licks it.

Dog poop is often also wet, and it's right there.

Exactly. You turn a bag inside out afterwards anyway, so the dirty part stays inside.

Then you can immediately rifle through all the cash in your wallet to clean your fingers off

Also useful for magic and playing with cards.