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Re:CrowdStrike attempts takedown of parody site by cj on Thursday August 01, 2024 @06:56PM (#41134514)
FWIW: CSC is a company that other companies hire to act on its behalf.

It's very likely that the company you work for uses CSC as it's registered agent in the State of Delaware for administrative purposes (CSC doesn't really do anything other than exist on paper and file annual forms to satisfy legal and compliance requirements necessary for companies to exist in the US).

I wasn't aware they file DMCA requests on behalf of companies... that seems off brand for them.

(After writing the above) turns out CSC has a Online Brand Protection service. https://www.cscdbs.com/en/brand-protection/ I wouldn't be surprised if:

1) Crowdstrike incident takes down internet

2) Crowdstrike files a claim on their cyber insurance policy which includes coverage for brand protection

3) Crowdstrike (or their insurance company) buys some brand protection service, like the one offered by CSC

4) This guy receives a takedown

When I started writing this comment I was intending to defend CSC. But after googling I think CSC's brand protection services are to blame. Seems to be having the opposite effect for Crowdstrike considering they paid to have their brand "protected" and now this guy's site is getting lots of traffic!

Re:CrowdStrike attempts takedown of parody site by chatmasta on Thursday August 01, 2024 @08:07PM (#41134941)
It’s ironic that Crowdstrike could be suffering reputational damage due to a failure mode they didn’t realize existed in the services provided by a vendor they hired to protect them from reputational damage.

Maybe this will give them some empathy for their users who bought their services to protect their infrastructure.

Re:CrowdStrike attempts takedown of parody site by subpub47 on Thursday August 01, 2024 @08:31PM (#41135058)
You don't need empathy when you have a captive market. I'm afraid we're about to enter the "lol fuck you, what're you gonna do, leave?" stage of this organization.
Re:CrowdStrike attempts takedown of parody site by evilduck on Thursday August 01, 2024 @08:48PM (#41135139)
Crowdstrike has several competitors, CarbonBlack, McAfee, Sophos, PaloAlto, etc.

Sure, they're all equal shades of shitty, but that's a different issue.

Re:CrowdStrike attempts takedown of parody site by EvanAnderson on Thursday August 01, 2024 @10:56PM (#41135721)
> Sure, they're all equal shades of shitty, but that's a different issue.

You can choose which digital shotgun is strapped to your organizational forehead.

Re:CrowdStrike attempts takedown of parody site by jamwil on Friday August 02, 2024 @12:39AM (#41136142)
I’ll take several different shotguns each strapped to a different limb please.
Re:CrowdStrike attempts takedown of parody site by sowerssix on Thursday August 01, 2024 @09:19PM (#41135294)
For what it's worth, McAfee is now called Trellix, and they now have what used to be called FireEye in their product line too.
Re:CrowdStrike attempts takedown of parody site by darby_nine on Thursday August 01, 2024 @08:45PM (#41135122)
> It’s ironic that Crowdstrike could be suffering reputational damage due to a failure mode they didn’t realize existed in the services provided by a vendor they hired to protect them from reputational damage.

If you spend enough time around VC's it becomes difficult to imagine how this doesn't happen more often. Many times companies grow too quickly for a clearly seasoned veteran of the market to get a chance to take the wheel. Combine this with "nobody ever got fired for purchasing IBM" and you get a perfect storm for taking out the IT infrastructure for an entire culture—all you need is a majoritarian marketshare and you can take out an entire people.

Re:CrowdStrike attempts takedown of parody site by not2b on Thursday August 01, 2024 @09:22PM (#41135308)
I think it's going to shift. Airlines in particular are probably going to decide that they can't afford to take another hit like this, and come up with a way to limit the damage if a software update (even from Microsoft) is broken, and come up with a way to test updates before pushing them to all devices.
Re:CrowdStrike attempts takedown of parody site by alephnerd on Thursday August 01, 2024 @09:51PM (#41135451)
> come up with a way to test updates before pushing them to all devices

This is SOP for plenty of purchasers already.

Some orgs just don't have the ability to build processes like that.

Re:CrowdStrike attempts takedown of parody site by VistaNumba1 on Friday August 02, 2024 @02:08AM (#41136499)
Ah, got it. So instead they'll just keep doing what they were already doing for half their systems: Keeping them without updates for decades. Those terminals survived, afterall.
Re:CrowdStrike attempts takedown of parody site by quantified on Thursday August 01, 2024 @09:24PM (#41135317)
I think the leaders of Crowdstrike should be considered clearly seasoned veterans. George Kurtz was high up at McAfee. But maybe Cathleen Anderson is a little new to the chief of legal role.
Re:CrowdStrike attempts takedown of parody site by Nition on Thursday August 01, 2024 @09:33PM (#41135368)
Okay, well done, it's hilarious how perfectly this works for both the parent comment and the CrowdStrike bug.
Re:CrowdStrike attempts takedown of parody site by batch12 on Thursday August 01, 2024 @07:50PM (#41134848)
Where they may have messed up is with the use of crowdstrike's branding. I've worked for a company that had a near 100% success rate with taking over domains that used their branding. Not just taking down the site, but taking ownership of the whole domain.
Re:CrowdStrike attempts takedown of parody site by _heimdall on Thursday August 01, 2024 @09:04PM (#41135206)
Were any of those success for violation of copyright or trademark when used in parody? I don't know if it would hold up, or how long it would even be between a domain registrar handing it over and having a day in court, but there does seem to be a good case for this being a protected use of CrowdStrike's protected branding.
Re:CrowdStrike attempts takedown of parody site by tyingq on Thursday August 01, 2024 @09:56PM (#41135487)
Untied.com lasted for a a really long time, but did eventually get taken down based on copyright.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Untied.com

Re:CrowdStrike attempts takedown of parody site by account42 on Friday August 02, 2024 @04:52AM (#41137162)
That ruling is only relevant if the operator of clownstrike.lol is in Canada. The US in particular has much better protections for parody than most countries.
Re:CrowdStrike attempts takedown of parody site by batch12 on Thursday August 01, 2024 @10:24PM (#41135595)
Yeah, there were a few. I believe they had to demonstrate that there was a risk that a customer could be misled or something.
Re:CrowdStrike attempts takedown of parody site by account42 on Friday August 02, 2024 @04:46AM (#41137146)
Trademark is about protecting customers not for companies to protect their image.
Re:CrowdStrike attempts takedown of parody site by Daviey on Friday August 02, 2024 @07:48AM (#41138051)
Sorry, do you mean morally, by intent/design or legally?
Re:CrowdStrike attempts takedown of parody site by jjguy on Thursday August 01, 2024 @07:11PM (#41134614)
Based on how well CrowdStrike has managed their response to date, this is a plausible scenario.
Re:CrowdStrike attempts takedown of parody site by toast0 on Thursday August 01, 2024 @07:29PM (#41134741)
> I wasn't aware they file DMCA requests on behalf of companies... that seems off brand for them.

CSC is a well know high value domain registrar. Similar to MarkMonitor. I'm not surprised CSC does brand protection, also similar to MarkMonitor.

When I was at an employer that became a MarkMonitor customer, we didn't have enough domain business to meet the minimum spend, so we started using the Brand Protection "for free". Sometimes they have a hair trigger, we had our own accessory apps taken down occasionally. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Previous registrar was NetworkSolutions, lol; they had a customer service agent get phished, and the phishermen set new NS records for several domains, including ours. Major PITA.

Re:CrowdStrike attempts takedown of parody site by znkynz on Thursday August 01, 2024 @07:41PM (#41134807)
Have used CSC for domain / brand protection. They offer a reputable service in this space, but i must admit, i developed the view that CSC much be a surreal place to work - i just couldn't figure out what/how/why motivates people to their mission. [obv, employee compensation]
Re:CrowdStrike attempts takedown of parody site by dheera on Thursday August 01, 2024 @08:06PM (#41134937)
I actually thought CSC was a parody website ... it just seems a bunch of buzzword fluff and no products. Just "solutions" which at other companies is usually code for "we don't actually have anything to sell".
Re:CrowdStrike attempts takedown of parody site by cj on Thursday August 01, 2024 @08:11PM (#41134963)
Many (or most, or nearly all?) YC companies use CSC as their registered agent in Delaware if they’re incorporated as a C-corp.
Re:CrowdStrike attempts takedown of parody site by aragonite on Thursday August 01, 2024 @07:11PM (#41134610)
Reminds me of that time when Mike Bloomberg's lawyers preemptively registered 400 .nyc domains for him, apparently without his knowledge, many of which are hilariously negative (MikeIsTooShort.nyc, MikeBloombergIsADweeb.nyc, GetALifeMike.nyc etc.):

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/michael-bloomberg-nyc-domain-...

Re:CrowdStrike attempts takedown of parody site by batch12 on Thursday August 01, 2024 @07:44PM (#41134820)
I bet that brainstorming session was a blast
Re:CrowdStrike attempts takedown of parody site by defrost on Thursday August 01, 2024 @07:55PM (#41134883)
So, Mike, tell us, your lawyers, what slur cuts the deepest so that we may register it in public to protect you . . .
Re:CrowdStrike attempts takedown of parody site by bag_boy on Thursday August 01, 2024 @09:18PM (#41135292)
“Okay, 1 down and 399 to go”
Re:CrowdStrike attempts takedown of parody site by Dalewyn on Thursday August 01, 2024 @07:15PM (#41134648)
> Seems to be having the opposite effect for Crowdstrike considering they paid to have their brand "protected" and now this guy's site is getting lots of traffic!

Streissand Effect.

Re:CrowdStrike attempts takedown of parody site by BenjiWiebe on Thursday August 01, 2024 @09:15PM (#41135274)
s/ss/s/

That was fun.

Re:CrowdStrike attempts takedown of parody site by fsckboy on Thursday August 01, 2024 @09:28PM (#41135337)
a trademark claim is not DMCA, copyright only.

and what is shown on the page is Cloudflare boilerplate about DMCA, not Crowdstrike.

if Crowdstrike did use the DMCA form as a way of getting attention, that still serves as "notice" of the trademark infringement which Clownstrike has graciously acknowledged receipt of

Re:CrowdStrike attempts takedown of parody site by paranoidrobot on Friday August 02, 2024 @01:55AM (#41136437)
I am quite certain that CSC won't proactively send Cease and Desist/takedown notices without first confirming with the customer that they want it done.

Someone at CrowdStike had to say "Yes, send the takedown for this".

I base this on prior experience working at places which used CSC brand protection (among other services)

Re:CrowdStrike attempts takedown of parody site by account42 on Friday August 02, 2024 @04:50AM (#41137158)
Lol they actually registered clownstrike.com and have it redirect to crowdstrike.com.

https://who.is/whois/clownstrike.com

Re:CrowdStrike attempts takedown of parody site by nurettin on Sunday August 04, 2024 @02:16AM (#41151457)
Underrated. It almost looks like self-flagellation.
Re:CrowdStrike attempts takedown of parody site by freehorse on Friday August 02, 2024 @11:01AM (#41139343)
They also apparently own the clownstrike.com domain [0] and this is since 2012, crowdstrike itself exists since 2011, so they must have hired them since close to the beginning. But could be that now they are probed to do damage control after the incident (though as always this tactic tends to disperse more damage than control it).

[0] https://www.whois.com/whois/clownstrike.com