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Yes, I, too, look forward to the computer equivalent of the drunk girl at the bar saying, "Wait, isn't this Journey!?" as she falls over on the dance floor.

Man, I'm sorry having consideration for others is such an inconvenience for you.

Not gonna lie: I would probably devote my life to revenge if someone did that to me. And this is the honest truth so y'all can stop flagging this, Jesus Christ...

Eh. At least this one is just a name. I don't know how precise we have to be in a blog post, you know? They're the exact same unit.

Electric kettles make it easy to pour for pour over.

I, too, look forward to the computer equivalent of the drunk girl at the bar saying, "Wait, isn't this Journey!?" as she falls over on the dance floor.

All Spotify sees is bytes going to your computer. What happens to those bytes afterward is your own business.

Thank God. For a second, I thought we might have to build something cool and useful.

I'm still upset that my "you can't patent software because of the Curry-Howard isomorphism" legal argument never took off. (Basically, software is equivalent to math, and you can't patent math. Therefore, you can't patent software. QED.)

There are 195 (ish?) countries, not all of them nearly as litigious.

Have you ever heard of "comically missing the point"?

Hedge funds weren't the ones stuck at airports for days waiting for flights.

Seriously. If the last 20 years of fuckery haven't been enough, nothing short of a nuclear holocaust will make people stop and reconsider.

They don't. What are we going to do? Nothing.

You don't need empathy when you have a captive market. I'm afraid we're about to enter the "lol fuck you, what're you gonna do, leave?" stage of this organization.

Surely those resources could be better spent on functional Uber Eats gift cards.

I'm glad this is the best critique we can do.

This is the best critique of the entire idea, clearly.

Funny, I was about to say the same thing about most "modern" tech.