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Re:CrowdStrike attempts takedown of parody site by subpub47 on Thursday August 01, 2024 @08:31PM (#41135058)
You don't need empathy when you have a captive market. I'm afraid we're about to enter the "lol fuck you, what're you gonna do, leave?" stage of this organization.
Re:CrowdStrike attempts takedown of parody site by evilduck on Thursday August 01, 2024 @08:48PM (#41135139)
Crowdstrike has several competitors, CarbonBlack, McAfee, Sophos, PaloAlto, etc.

Sure, they're all equal shades of shitty, but that's a different issue.

Re:CrowdStrike attempts takedown of parody site by EvanAnderson on Thursday August 01, 2024 @10:56PM (#41135721)
> Sure, they're all equal shades of shitty, but that's a different issue.

You can choose which digital shotgun is strapped to your organizational forehead.

Re:CrowdStrike attempts takedown of parody site by jamwil on Friday August 02, 2024 @12:39AM (#41136142)
I’ll take several different shotguns each strapped to a different limb please.
Re:CrowdStrike attempts takedown of parody site by sowerssix on Thursday August 01, 2024 @09:19PM (#41135294)
For what it's worth, McAfee is now called Trellix, and they now have what used to be called FireEye in their product line too.