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Re:Pimp My Microwave by bfirsh on Saturday November 14, 2020 @01:12PM (#25094211)
The best microwave I have ever owned was the cheapest one you could buy from Argos: https://www.argos.co.uk/product/9174030

Two dials: power and time. The time dial moved to indicate how much time was left. It went "ding" when it was finished. That was it.

I can understand the need for features that automatically calculate how long to cook the food, and so on, but if you want those features you seem to have to take a massive hit in usability. They all seem to have cumbersome button-based user interfaces like this.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by specialist on Saturday November 14, 2020 @03:16PM (#25095279)
Emphatic double agreement.

I just want hot water. Give me hot water.

(Though some kind of temperature sensor could be nice.)

My second rage inducing grievance is bad cleanability. All the places dirt, scuz, grime fill up. Nooks, crannies, crevices, shelves, dials, mounts.

My third grievance is bad cable management. WTF am I supposed to tuck away the power cable? How do I secure it for storage?

My Vitamix blender, mixer, hot iron, instapot, sawzall, portable fans and heaters, the pre-USB-C Mac power bricks... All piss me off on the regular.

The least cleanable product I've ever owned was a Samsung fridge. iFixit would give it a -2/10 rating. I can only conclude its designers and product manager had never seen a fridge before. Or thoroughly hated all fridge-kind and were exacting revenge as part of some enduring blood feud.

PS- We need an iCleanIt product review site.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by leejoramo on Sunday November 15, 2020 @07:37AM (#25100717)
One suggestion is to look for products that have an NSF approval. This in the US, this means the product is approved for use in a commercial kitchen. Amount other things Cleanabilty is requirement.

There are many NSF approved products that work well in home (microwaves). Others such as commercial refrigerators are generally not appropriate for home use.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by jedberg on Saturday November 14, 2020 @03:22PM (#25095318)
Your Vitamix should have cable management on the bottom. At least, all the ones I’ve ever seen/had have it.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by specialist on Saturday November 14, 2020 @06:03PM (#25096516)
Appearances only. It's more of a mismanagement system. It'd be better if they didn't even pretend to try.

I'd be ecstatic if there were exposed tines and I could just wrap the power cord. Like a typical vacuum cleaner.

But it's a recessed wind up area, and you really have to force the cable in, precisely to fully hide the cable. If you don't, there's a pig tail remainder. In which case, why bother at all?

Re:Pimp My Microwave by oh_sigh on Sunday November 15, 2020 @02:01AM (#25098955)
There might be some other reason...just speaking generally since I don't know which model you're talking about, but maybe you can't do what you want because of some factor, like minimum bend radius of the power cable.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by reverend_gonzo on Saturday November 14, 2020 @03:34PM (#25095392)
I can’t speak for everything but:

the vitamin blender, for cleaning, fill it water, some dish soap, and blend for 45 seconds at full power, then rinse out.

For the instant pot. It’s just a regular pot. Take it out and stick it in the dishwasher. I agree with your point in general but those are dead simple to manage.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by specialist on Saturday November 14, 2020 @05:59PM (#25096485)
Granted, I'm a germophobe. Doubly so after my transplant.

VitaMix

There are two hard to reach cavities.

The outer ring of the top plug fills with debris. https://www.webstaurantstore.com/vitamix-062984-lid-plug/HP7... This one really pisses me off. It'd be so easy to redesign the plug to eliminate the cavity.

The second is the underside of the pitcher, between the side wall and the center spindle. This one is only annoying. Can't find a pic, but this is the pitcher. https://thingsaroundthehouse.com/vitamix-7500-vs-5200/

I use looped pipe cleaners to scrub these cavities clean.

I could fully disassemble my former KitchenAide's pitcher to clean every component. Alas, the Vitamix does better with all the big leafy greens I now consume.

InstaPot

I like the cord unplugs from the appliance. This should be the norm.

Where do I put the cord? Inside the pot? Great, now I have to clean the cord too. Or rinse the pot before using it again. Sometimes I kinda fold the cord and stuff it thru the top handle.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by rz2k on Saturday November 14, 2020 @05:01PM (#25096040)
Do all Vitamix machines have the rubber seal arranged so that the threads are on the food-side of the seal? Look at any other non-conical thread, like for garden hoses or fire hoses. The thread doesn't even get wet. All of the vitamix machines I've seen let pulverized food collect in the threads and quickly begin to smell terrible, because the rubber seal is at the base of the male side rather than the base of the female side.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by dragonwriter on Saturday November 14, 2020 @05:10PM (#25096132)
> All of the vitamix machines I've seen let pulverized food collect in the threads and quickly begin to smell terrible, because the rubber seal is at the base of the male side rather than the base of the female side.

I've had a single Vitamix for...huh, well over a decade, at any rate, and I've never had this problem with pretty consistent heavy use the whole time we've owned it. Pretty consistently cleaned according to directions, which are as described upthread.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by specialist on Saturday November 14, 2020 @06:36PM (#25096683)
I kinda had that problem with my former KitchenAide. You need tools to disassemble my VitaMix's pitcher, so i've never done so.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by com2kid on Saturday November 14, 2020 @04:14PM (#25095684)
Instapots have a bunch of ridges where the lid clicks into place.

Not easy to clean. :( Not impossible, but if anything gets caked on there, rather annoying.

Also the lid gets scummy, not hard to wipe off, but there are enough snooks and crannies that it is a bit irritating.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by core-questions on Saturday November 14, 2020 @04:59PM (#25096031)
There is always rice in that stupid trough around the edge. Always. I clean it, and then I come back the next day and there's rice there again.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by specialist on Saturday November 14, 2020 @06:46PM (#25096737)
IKR.

I loved my Magefesa pressure cooker. So easy to clean. Its design is very nearly the pinnacle of human achievement. I damaged the valve and that tiny plastic insert cost almost as much as a whole new unit, so I decided to try the InstaPot that everyone was crazy about.

I cannot fathom how someone ends up designing the InstaPot. They must have started with a CrockPot.

I do like the timer. Next time I'll upgrade my stove and stick with the dumb pot.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by com2kid on Sunday November 15, 2020 @12:17AM (#25098459)
Don't get me wrong, I love how simple instapots are, and not using up one of my 2 high btu burners is a giant feature.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by ceejayoz on Saturday November 14, 2020 @07:27PM (#25096960)
On the bright side, infinite rice!
Re:Pimp My Microwave by core-questions on Sunday November 15, 2020 @11:35AM (#25102419)
One grain at a time. I need to get signed up for that whole chessboard-exponential-doubling-rice program
Re:Pimp My Microwave by virgil_disgr4ce on Saturday November 14, 2020 @06:51PM (#25096761)
The cleanability problem for the instant pot is more the ring that the lid attaches to, which becomes an instant crumb/liquid trough. Not that big a deal but still easy to let lazily accrue into an unsettling (and potentially malodorous) food science experiment.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by ebg13 on Saturday November 14, 2020 @05:57PM (#25096468)
> For the instant pot. It’s just a regular pot. Take it out and stick it in the dishwasher.

The problem with cleaning an instant pot is not the metal pot itself, but the body and lid.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by ska on Saturday November 14, 2020 @08:01PM (#25097112)
The lid is easy, you can just wash in a sink.

The body is a little annoying, but I've had good luck just running a damp folded cloth/paper towel around it towards the wider part, takes a few seconds.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by DoingIsLearning on Saturday November 14, 2020 @03:29PM (#25095365)
I would add all the unnecessarily loud and often endless beeping to the list of nuissances.

I appreciate the beeps might have a purpose for accessibility but it really feels like the mute function should be active by default, rather than digging through the manual to find out how to mute it.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by ihuman on Saturday November 14, 2020 @08:00PM (#25097102)
> Though some kind of temperature sensor could be nice

Some microwaves have a steam sensor, and use that to detect how cooked something is

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiS27feX8o0&t=239 at 3:59

Re:Pimp My Microwave by mjrbrennan on Saturday November 14, 2020 @03:47PM (#25095482)
Just curious...why use a microwave for hot water instead of an electric kettle?
Re:Pimp My Microwave by losteric on Saturday November 14, 2020 @04:02PM (#25095594)
Personally, I don't own the latter... and have no desire to. Microwave serves that need and more
Re:Pimp My Microwave by virgil_disgr4ce on Saturday November 14, 2020 @06:53PM (#25096774)
If I'm not mistaken, using a microwave to heat water is significantly less efficient than an electric kettle; a lot of EM energy is wasted just bouncing around the cavity and heating up the air.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by Semiapies on Saturday November 14, 2020 @09:41PM (#25097744)
And an electric kettle will boil water quickly and controllably (no sudden boil-overs), often in less time than a microwave.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by donaltroddyn on Sunday November 15, 2020 @07:27AM (#25100653)
And more safely, as there is no possibility of superheating the water.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by function_seven on Saturday November 14, 2020 @04:29PM (#25095801)
One less thing to have, and I think it might be quicker? Not sure on that, but I do know that electric kettles are much more prevalent in the UK with their 230V mains.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by specialist on Saturday November 14, 2020 @06:12PM (#25096564)
Exactly. At some point I figured out I only heat water. (Tired of cleaning it.) So I left it on the curb (poof, gone). I learned a normal small pot boils water faster anyway. Felt really stupid (facepalm) about that.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by mjrbrennan on Sunday November 15, 2020 @09:36PM (#25107340)
Fair enough! Looks like there is a big difference in electricity between US and UK as well? I am in Australia and we use our kettle (with several different preset temperatures) all the time.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by r00fus on Saturday November 14, 2020 @05:02PM (#25096050)
Let’s say you want to hear to 85c instead of boiling. Or just use it to heat water to 40c for baby formula.

Electric Kettle is wasting energy either way - almost none have configurable temps.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by pbhjpbhj on Saturday November 14, 2020 @06:01PM (#25096496)
You can get a kettle for £30 now with temp control, albeit you choose from 4 temps - 40/60/80/100 (low-mid range, low prices are around £12; mid would be £30-50 IMO): eg https://amzn.to/2Us6fPP [aff].

Strangely all UK stores (Tesco, John-Lewis, Currys, et al.) appear only to sell the traditional boil-only ones, which is curious.

As I drink primarily instant coffee I'm in the market for a temp control kettle, hopefully with double-wall insulation. Open to suggestions!

Re:Pimp My Microwave by namdnay on Sunday November 15, 2020 @11:36AM (#25102424)
I found a decent one on Amazon that has a thermometer - so you can hit any temps you want to, at the cost of having to watch it (worst case you dilute with a bit of cold water if you overshoot). Very noisy though (Klarstein)
Re:Pimp My Microwave by katbyte on Saturday November 14, 2020 @05:06PM (#25096086)
I purchased one with a temp setting, they exist and are amazing.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by mjrbrennan on Sunday November 15, 2020 @09:45PM (#25107396)
This is the one we have at home https://www.breville.com/au/en/products/tea/bke720.html, works great!
Re:Pimp My Microwave by dfox on Sunday November 15, 2020 @10:08AM (#25101723)
Normal electric kettle does not work by sensing the temperature, but by detecting change of pressure inside caused by the boiling water. The mechanism is purely mechanical, simple, cheap and reliable but there is no way to make the temperature configurable.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by billfruit on Saturday November 14, 2020 @08:36PM (#25097343)
Or rather an induction stove, which anecdotally seems to boil water faster.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by dhosek on Saturday November 14, 2020 @04:01PM (#25095588)
Speed plus that way I don't need to own an electric kettle.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by Jedd on Saturday November 14, 2020 @04:38PM (#25095875)
Speed?

In terms of time and energy, a kettle is faster and more efficient.

I guess a kettle is a single-purpose tool, and if a microwave oven is available, and you don't mind waiting while large volumes (1+ litres) are boiled, and have suitable receptacles to hold and contain that much water while boiling inside a microwave oven, this makes some sense.

(In contrast, I don't own a microwave oven.)

Re:Pimp My Microwave by therealx on Saturday November 14, 2020 @05:32PM (#25096284)
It depends where you live. Kettles are faster in the uk, but the us base power isn't fast enough to be fastly powerful.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by m0zg on Saturday November 14, 2020 @06:01PM (#25096501)
It's the same electricity, given two times the current, at half the voltage your kettle will boil in exactly the same time, because P = V*I
Re:Pimp My Microwave by chihuahua on Saturday November 14, 2020 @06:31PM (#25096662)
But given that most circuits in a house in the U.S. are limited to 15A or 20A (rare), you can't just double the current. Electric kettles in the U.S. are limited to 15A and therefore a max power of 1800W.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by sdflhasjd on Saturday November 14, 2020 @09:22PM (#25097639)
1800W kettle is still going to boil faster than a microwave, surely.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by m0zg on Saturday November 14, 2020 @06:46PM (#25096735)
Thanks for the correction, I didn't know that in the UK kettles commonly have a power rating of up to 3KW. Looks like the EU tried to ban such high power appliances in 2014, but I don't think they did. MediaMarkt in Germany has many kettles with power rating of 2400W. This would be doable in the US (barely), but only with 20A wiring and NEMA 5-20 sockets, which are not very popular.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by zrobotics on Saturday November 14, 2020 @07:23PM (#25096937)
In the US, I've only ever seen 20A circuits in garages/workshops. Kinda wish we had gone for 220v like most European countries, but it's far too late to change that now.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by abakker on Saturday November 14, 2020 @08:44PM (#25097394)
Because in the US, it is more and more common to run everything on 14ga wire. It’s just cheaper to run low end plugs most places.

OTOH, in my workshop, I just got done running a 60A circuit at 220v for a welder. I wish I could have the same for a kettle.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by kube-system on Saturday November 14, 2020 @11:26PM (#25098245)
I think of the US as the best of both worlds because we have split phase so you can get 240 if you want, but we run the safer 120 to most of the house.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by donaltroddyn on Sunday November 15, 2020 @08:02AM (#25100852)
Similarly, in Ireland where we run 230VAC single phase, three phase 400VAC allows up to 22kW to be delivered, which is about to become extremely useful as we migrate to electric transportation.

Also, on safety, I don't know the statistics, but subjectively, electricity feels much more dangerous in the US because of the plug and socket design.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by Jedd on Sunday November 15, 2020 @08:52PM (#25107070)
Refer my comment elsewhere in this thread, but I suspect your belief that '120 is safer than 230 or 240' is misplaced.

F.e. standard USA circuits are 15A, IIRC. In Australia, in contrast, it's typically 10A.

Hence, Australia's safer than USA - though realistically any amount of current is fairly unpleasant.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by kube-system on Monday November 16, 2020 @09:35AM (#25112090)
That's not how ohms law works.

The current is determined by the voltage divided the resistance.

The current that flows during a shock would not be limited by breaker size in any country -- you'll be long dead by the time 1 amp flows.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by bluGill on Saturday November 14, 2020 @08:43PM (#25097388)
Code requires 20amp circuits in the kitchen (and garage). However it allows 15amp outlets so long as you can pass the full 20amps through, which all do.

Or did you mean. 230 volts?. Every time I accidentally come in contact with mains (only twice in my life, but that is more than enough) I'm glad we are lower, and wish it was less.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by Jedd on Sunday November 15, 2020 @08:49PM (#25107058)
You didn't mention where you are.

In any case, regardless of geographical location, voltage doesn't kill you -- current does.

In Australia most household circuits are ~230V AC at 50Hz at 10 Amp, though 15 Amp circuits are not uncommon (the earth pin - we have three pins in a frowny-face configuration, earth being the lower / vertical one) on those are much larger, so you can't accidentally put that into a standard 10A (female) socket.

We have three-phase options too, which is ~ 415V AC - not something that's commonly used in residential environments.

In any case, 230V @ 10A is less dangerous than 110V at 15A.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by bluGill on Sunday November 15, 2020 @09:10PM (#25107186)
V=ir. That simple equation is why you are wrong. Double the voltage and the current goes up. The human body is high enough resistance that you won't blow a fuse so current depends on voltage.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by Jedd on Monday November 16, 2020 @05:22AM (#25110123)
I get V=ir, but I'm not seeing any good answers to the question of non-linearity of humans' resistance.

I will note that 0.2A is enough to stop your heart, and 2A will almost definitely kill you (with enough damage that you're probably not coming back).

Consequently I'm not sure how a 15A (USA) circuit could be considered safe even in the relative sense.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by kube-system on Monday November 16, 2020 @09:52AM (#25112316)
Voltage determines the current that actually flows during a shock. The amperage ratings you are citing are the maximum amperage that can be drawn before the breaker pops. This protects from fire, it does nothing to prevent death from shocks, in any country. You will be burnt to a crisp before you trip the current-limiting breaker, in any country.

High voltages are dangerous because they can overcome the resistance of human skin, which then enables current to flow.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by Jedd on Wednesday November 18, 2020 @08:16PM (#25145075)
Right, so assuming everyone's got dry hands, or comparably dry hands, then you'd expect to see lower fatality rates in the USA (and other countries that use ~110V) compared to countries that use 230-240V.

Does that hypothesis actually align with the data?

I'm struggling to find good figures that spell this out on a region by region basis.

The data are often muddied, f.e. by including lightning strikes, ladders or trucks hitting overhead high-voltage power lines, self-harm / suicide attempts, etc.

For example, some Australian data for a 2-year period [1]

  > 55 deaths involving electrical injury - 50 male, 5 female
  > 8 were lightning strikes
  > 17 were intentional self-harm
  > 18 were were due to exposure to other specified electric current
Either way that's about 26 / year out of a population of ~25M ~= 1 per million.

In the USA I'm finding:

  > Electrocution is the fifth leading cause of occupational injury death
  > 41% of cases involved overhead power lines
Alternatively [3] for USA:

  > Electrocution is sixth among causes of workplace deaths
  > Electrical hazards cause more than 300 deaths
300 out of a population of ~330M ~= 1 per million

[1] https://www.aihw.gov.au/reports/injury/electrical-injuries-d...

[2] https://injuryprevention.bmj.com/content/8/4/306

[3] https://www.electrocuted.com/safety/statistics/

Re:Pimp My Microwave by Jedd on Thursday November 19, 2020 @12:17AM (#25146476)
Addenda - my numbers are wrong.

I was including lightning strikes in the AU numbers, but the US numbers were electrical (lines, domestic, construction, etc) only.

So fatality ratios skew higher in the USA than AU, at least. The numbers are quite low in both cases, so the ostensible safety benefits of 110V at 15-20A may not be terribly compelling in practice.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by OJFord on Saturday November 14, 2020 @08:18PM (#25097213)
That would've made Brexit a lot more popular!

/0.5jk

Re:Pimp My Microwave by dhosek on Sunday November 15, 2020 @10:44PM (#25107720)
It takes 60s to heat a cup of water to boiling. I'm not heating a liter of water.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by core-questions on Saturday November 14, 2020 @05:00PM (#25096037)
> Speed?

I just have a big 12L boiler on the counter, it's always hot and usually full, and I never have to wait very long for a hot drink. It's amazing. I couldn't live without it now.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by kortilla on Saturday November 14, 2020 @05:53PM (#25096429)
Faster and not a single purpose device.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by OJFord on Saturday November 14, 2020 @08:16PM (#25097200)
It definitely isn't faster.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by namdnay on Sunday November 15, 2020 @11:37AM (#25102441)
Clearly you’re not British
Re:Pimp My Microwave by m463 on Saturday November 14, 2020 @04:32PM (#25095828)
you could plausibly say microwaves are wireless electric kettles, designed to heat water (molecules)
Re:Pimp My Microwave by hansvm on Monday November 16, 2020 @10:42AM (#25113011)
> My second rage inducing grievance is bad cleanability. All the places dirt, scuz, grime fill up. Nooks, crannies, crevices, shelves, dials, mounts.

This bugs me to no end, and it isn't limited to consumer-grade appliances. Work tables, counters, and other surfaces will be made of a food-grade stainless while simultaneously having a giant crevice that can't be properly accessed without a pressure washer and which has the moldy gunk cleaned out of it...never.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by thefringthing on Saturday November 14, 2020 @10:36PM (#25098012)
> I just want hot water. Give me hot water.

I always forget that Americans heat water in the microwave instead of an electric kettle.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by yurishimo on Saturday November 14, 2020 @10:55PM (#25098107)
Some of us. I do it on the stove in a pot or a kettle.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by greggman3 on Saturday November 14, 2020 @10:43PM (#25098050)
I'm sure these are bad for the environment but at least in Japan (and Taiwan?) pretty much every household has a water boiler. They do have buttons but in general you turn them on, they keep the water at 90, 95, or 98c.

https://www.amazon.com/s?k=zojirushi+water+boiler&crid=32LNK...

Re:Pimp My Microwave by scruple on Sunday November 15, 2020 @12:33AM (#25098545)
We have one and I think it's incredible and incredibly useful. I'm curious about the "bad for the environment" comment.

Ours is a 2005 model and it is in pristine condition, has no scaling, because we descale it once or twice a year, and it still works as well as it did when it was first purchased. My wife is Chinese-American and "water pots" are standard fare in most Asian households. Ditto for Zojirushi Rice Cookers. For the record, our rice cooker is 13 years old, is used 4-5+ times a week, and both looks and works as if it were brand new.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by worldsayshi on Sunday November 15, 2020 @12:12AM (#25098441)
How is this an improvement over an electric kettle?
Re:Pimp My Microwave by johnwalkr on Sunday November 15, 2020 @01:09AM (#25098724)
The water is always hot. Instant coffee and beverages are popular there, so it makes a difference that hot water is ready to go with no waiting time. And in Japan at least, the household voltage is only 100V, so kettles take forever to heat up.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by fulafel on Sunday November 15, 2020 @03:12AM (#25099262)
It wastes power (and AC load) but might save a tiny amount of time compared to a low power electric kettle.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by thotsBgone on Sunday November 15, 2020 @12:50AM (#25098635)
They keep the water warm indefinitely, apparently.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by young_unixer on Saturday November 14, 2020 @06:21PM (#25096616)
Isn't it dangerous to microwave water due to superheating?
Re:Pimp My Microwave by virgil_disgr4ce on Saturday November 14, 2020 @06:57PM (#25096795)
I had just written a reply about how superheating is unlikely because the water would have to be pure (i.e. distilled), but I looked it up and it turns out that's a myth! So exploding superheated water is indeed a potential risk from microwaving
Re:Pimp My Microwave by hamburglar on Saturday November 14, 2020 @07:10PM (#25096859)
I'm always on the lookout for it (if I see bubbles, I know it's safe), since I regularly boil water in the microwave, and I've even tried to superheat water just to see what it was like, but I've never actually succeeded at it. My understanding is that it's more about whether your container has nucleation sites for bubbles to form than about the purity of the water. My pyrex measuring cup must have plenty of scratches on the inside.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by m463 on Sunday November 15, 2020 @03:08AM (#25099251)
try boiling it twice. once, cool a little, then try it again.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by hamburglar on Sunday November 15, 2020 @04:29PM (#25105062)
Thanks for the tip, but no luck; it just started boiling again.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by m463 on Monday November 16, 2020 @12:58AM (#25108568)
but did it start to gradually boil, or boil sort of all-at-once?
Re:Pimp My Microwave by srtjstjsj on Saturday November 14, 2020 @10:40PM (#25098034)
Only if you use far too much power x time.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by m463 on Sunday November 15, 2020 @03:07AM (#25099245)
You know, I've boiled water in the microwave and then forgotten it (I want a nag beep)...

So I heated it a second time and it got to boiling point violently all at once.

I think it's because all the air is boiled out of it the first time, which agitates things as it reaches 212f/100c

Re:Pimp My Microwave by sdflhasjd on Saturday November 14, 2020 @09:21PM (#25097628)
This reminds me of a particular popular shaving brand. Their shaving foam comes in a steel can, which readily corrodes in the wet bathroom evironment, leaving rust stains.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by m463 on Saturday November 14, 2020 @04:37PM (#25095867)
You can have a nice user interface.... you just have to let them collect all the data all the time. (5g will make this worse)

Oh wait, that doesn't mean it's better and the intrusiveness cancels out all the convenience plus more.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by tshaddox on Saturday November 14, 2020 @01:46PM (#25094516)
That’s a good interface, but I do prefer the slightly more sophisticated electronic interfaces that provide a single “Start/add 30 seconds” button. Those usually have other rarely-used features too, but I do 95% of my microwaving with that single button.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by hamburglar on Saturday November 14, 2020 @07:20PM (#25096919)
Yeah, me too. This is one of those instances where for this specific purpose, I kinda wish the manufacturers had access to the data of which features people use. All the complicated multi-timer stuff for cooking different types of foods is so rarely used that I wouldn't even trust that I know how to program it correctly if I ever wanted to. I imagine that if they had telemetry on feature use, they'd realize that everything but the most dirt-simple UI is completely wasted effort on their part. Of course, the bells and whistles are how they fill checkboxes, so there's a marketing aspect to it even if it's worthless. Most people are going to look at two otherwise equal microwaves and pick the one with the best feature list.

BTW, amusingly enough, my microwave manages to overcomplicate even the "add 30 seconds" button, because after 7 presses, it switches to "add 60 seconds". You can't use it to do 4:00 because the 8th press goes from 3:30 to 4:30. :D

Edit: I should add that I absolutely do not want my microwave to record telemetry and phone home with it. But if they could magically know that 99.99% of user scenarios could be covered without all the fancy features, I think that would be useful.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by roesel on Saturday November 14, 2020 @01:56PM (#25094612)
But how many times do you have to spam-press that button to heat a decent meal properly? I'd rather have a dial than having to press a single button 8 times for 4 minutes of heating.

Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by derefr on Saturday November 14, 2020 @02:06PM (#25094701)
To reheat a "decent meal"†, you usually need to microwave the components of it separately, since they'll have very different thermal masses. And if you're doing that, each individual component isn't going to take very long. One minute for this (2 presses), two minutes for that (4 presses). The overhead of swapping meal components in/out swamps the button-presses.

Plus, if there's any sauce in any components, you'll need to be stopping the timer every 2.5 minutes to stir it around, lest you get a sauce that starts boiling/burning in some parts while still being frozen/tepid in others.

† As in, "something better than a TV dinner." One of the main reasons (other than cost) that TV dinners generally have such strange/unpleasant/non-complementary side-dishes in them, is the fact that the components of the meal are chosen to all have matching reheat times. (And even then, many still have instructions requiring you take things out half-way to poke holes in plastic etc., to switch some meal-components from being both irradiated themselves while also being steamed by irradiated water, to only being directly irradiated.)

Re:Pimp My Microwave by crazygringo on Saturday November 14, 2020 @02:50PM (#25095064)
> such strange/unpleasant/non-complementary side-dishes

I'm curious, what's an example?

All the frozen dinners at my supermarket are a protein (beef, chicken, turkey) with a starch (noodles, mashed potatoes) and maybe frozen veggies. Often with sauce/gravy. All totally normal.

I'm struggling to imagine a strange/unpleasant side dish.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by mikestew on Saturday November 14, 2020 @03:02PM (#25095152)
Really, you find that peas-and-carrots combo not unpleasant? Maybe a normally fine veggie combination, but when frozen and then tossed in a microwave...
Re:Pimp My Microwave by chrisseaton on Saturday November 14, 2020 @03:07PM (#25095190)
I think peas and carrots are a pretty common vegetable combination even when fresh.

And of all vegetables these freeze and microwave pretty well!

Re:Pimp My Microwave by crazygringo on Saturday November 14, 2020 @03:50PM (#25095508)
I mean, it's perfectly pleasant. Delicious, even.

Also, freezing and then microwaving is literally indistinguishable from steaming fresh over hot water in a pot.

The whole point of freezing is that no flavor or nutrients are lost, only texture because cell walls burst -- but then you lose the crunchy texture because cell walls burst equivalently when steaming anyways, which is why freezing+microwaving works so well. Nothing is lost at all.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by ska on Saturday November 14, 2020 @08:08PM (#25097144)
Another way of looking at this is that in the best case frozen plus microwave veg mix can match up to a way of cooking fresh veggies that is easy but with bland results, and only that if you ignore texture....

I occasionally steam veg, but more often Blanche and then do something else with them, not something that works as well with frozen.

Also, losing texture isn't a small thing.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by OJFord on Saturday November 14, 2020 @04:12PM (#25095670)
Have you.. actually tried steaming something?
Re:Pimp My Microwave by crazygringo on Saturday November 14, 2020 @04:25PM (#25095771)
I've cooked various cuisines at home for decades, including a stint in a professional kitchen.

I'm not suggesting you microwave your shumai dumplings or your egg custard.

But for your standard fibrous veggies like peas, carrots, broccoli, cauliflower, lima beans, etc.?

Yes, frozen plus microwaved vs. steamed yields identical results, provided you stir in the microwave every minute to avoid building up hot spots. It's just physics.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by OJFord on Saturday November 14, 2020 @04:32PM (#25095830)
Ok you've added 'fibrous' now, and to be honest of that list I've only steamed peas, but quickly realised I prefer boiling them if nothing else than because it's easier.

I tried kale in the microwave once (with a bit of water and covered in cling film (seran(?) wrap)) and it was awful.

To me at least 'stir in the microwave every minute to avoid building up hot spots' just isn't easier, I only use mine for defrosting/reheating things (I live alone so there's always multiple portions left over).

Re:Pimp My Microwave by OJFord on Saturday November 14, 2020 @08:21PM (#25097244)
If we're going down this route, 'Really, you find any microwave ready-meal in its entirety not unpleasant'?
Re:Pimp My Microwave by duskwuff on Saturday November 14, 2020 @10:11PM (#25097889)
I've had some microwaved meals that were really rather nice -- Saffron Road's Indian dishes are pretty good, for instance.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by to11mtm on Saturday November 14, 2020 @02:36PM (#25094958)
The UX for mine almost gets it right...

If I hit 1,2, or 3, it will cook for that many minutes with some (very minor) level of 'sensing'; If you hit 3 when you meant 1 you're still gonna get a dry brick still, but I don't find myself having to 'fine tune' my cook time to the second.

However, I never remember the right order of events to specify a power level, because this thing apparently lets you pre-program multiple cooking phases (e.x. 6 mins at 50%, then 3 mins at 30%).

And honestly, it would probably be a great feature if they didn't skimp out on the screen or buttons.

I'm imagining something where either the buttons light up (for example, to clarify whether I'm setting Power level, or Time) or a screen that doesn't feel like it came out of a 1980s LED Calculator warehouse.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by wincy on Saturday November 14, 2020 @04:07PM (#25095629)
I recently bought the Alexa enabled Amazon microwave. I just say “Alexa, microwave at power level 5 for five minutes”, and it starts right up. Of course the first time I tried saying “Alexa, microwave at 50% power for five minutes” but Alexa helpfully said “you have to select a power level between 1 and 10”, so the UX was easy to grok and I haven’t messed it up after the first try.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by OJFord on Saturday November 14, 2020 @04:11PM (#25095656)
Mine has a knob rather than numeric pad, but also that 'start with default 30s' button. So I hit 'start' then spin the knob, no multiple press or beep required.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by crazygringo on Saturday November 14, 2020 @02:47PM (#25095039)
The only things I heat for more than a minute require stirring or repositioning every 60 seconds anyways, unless I want a burnt bottom while the top is still ice.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by omgwtfbyobbq on Saturday November 14, 2020 @02:26PM (#25094874)
If it's more than 60s or 90s, depending on whether the microwave starts when you hit +30s, you just use the actual time, which is usually 4-5 button presses including hitting start.

For many things, I agree that dials are the easiest. The only downsides are needing to be careful if you want exact times and not having adjustable power levels. A microwave with a dial for power would be awesome though.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by OJFord on Saturday November 14, 2020 @08:24PM (#25097263)
Exact times are just fooling yourself.

I would say most UK microwaves have a time knob and up/down buttons for power.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by omgwtfbyobbq on Saturday November 14, 2020 @09:18PM (#25097616)
They're helpful for certain things, like cold bread (15s is great, 20+s is too much).
Re:Pimp My Microwave by OJFord on Sunday November 15, 2020 @06:07PM (#25105849)
What is cold bread, and what's the output, after these 15s?

Keeping bread in the fridge and want it very quickly room temperature for a rush sandwich? Does it really need to be in the fridge?

Re:Pimp My Microwave by omgwtfbyobbq on Monday November 16, 2020 @07:43PM (#25119056)
Yes and yes. It doesn't need to be in the fridge, but certain kinds go moldy much slower there.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by paxswill on Saturday November 14, 2020 @02:17PM (#25094798)
My favorites are the ones where the first couple number buttons (say, 1-6ish) are shortcuts for the corresponding minutes. If I need a non-30s divisible time, or something longer it's more presses ("Time Cook" and then the entire time, then "Start") but for 95% (at least) of what I use it for it's faster.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by milankragujevic on Saturday November 14, 2020 @02:04PM (#25094692)
I mean my microwave has an electronic dial to enter the time which increments by 5 seconds starting at 10 seconds, and a Start/Another 30s more button, so you can set it to any time very quickly. It's the cheapest model that doesn't have the physical mechanical controls.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by coderjames on Saturday November 14, 2020 @02:21PM (#25094832)
I think it depends on one's definition of "decent meal" :-). I can put a frozen burrito into my microwave, press "1 minute," press "+30 seconds," and have a perfectly acceptable breakfast in two presses.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by majikandy on Saturday November 14, 2020 @02:39PM (#25094987)
Over time the digital dials go a bit rubbish and sometimes jump up and sometimes down and all over the place as you try to dial it up. I have to revert to using beep beep beep on mine to build up the 30seconds.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by soneca on Saturday November 14, 2020 @03:00PM (#25095131)
Mine has the 30s button, but also a numeral pad that if I want 5 minutes of heating I just hit the “6” button once and it starts already with 6 minutes. Pretty good UX
Re:Pimp My Microwave by dwighttk on Saturday November 14, 2020 @03:21PM (#25095311)
>if I want 5 minutes of heating I just hit the “6” button once and it starts already with 6 minutes. Pretty good UX

and then stop it with a minute left?

Re:Pimp My Microwave by soneca on Saturday November 14, 2020 @03:58PM (#25095564)
Yep! Just in case I realize it needs to go back for a bit extra heating.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by radu_floricica on Saturday November 14, 2020 @03:09PM (#25095207)
Got a new Panasonic one with grill and convection and was pretty anxious about the digital interface. But they managed to get it even better. If you ignore the extra options you just rotate the digital wheel that goes in 10s increments up to (I think) 3 minutes and then to higher increments. Then you press "start".

And the grill/convection plus a slightly larger size should allow me to use it instead of a regular oven, at least for my limited needs. Still to be tested.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by nom on Saturday November 14, 2020 @01:39PM (#25094457)
We have a microwave at work, I used it once and it took me 5 minutes do actually make it do something. It is like someone just slapped some buttons and dials and a display on there without thought and created some twisted logic just to annoy the user.

I only ever bought two dial microwaves. Power and time, two variables, easy to understand and intuitive.

Granted, I might try the microwave Technology Connections demonstrated [0] because it sounds like it actually works.. but no chance of getting an old model where I live... or anywhere else.

0: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiS27feX8o0

Re:Pimp My Microwave by rubyfan on Saturday November 14, 2020 @01:47PM (#25094524)
But your food must have been so much more enjoyable after clearing the microwave button gauntlet?
Re:Pimp My Microwave by kalleboo on Sunday November 15, 2020 @06:35AM (#25100362)
I could never go back to a non-sensor microwave. I have no idea how long time anything should take to reheat in minutes and if I had to do it manually I'd be bound to mess it up. Requiring the user to know how long time some random food should take to reheat is BAD ui.

I just press start on our microwave and it heats it up to an edible temperature. Press the up or down arrows to change the goal temperature. There's another button for defrost that goes slower.

It's 15 years old so not exactly high technology.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by aaomidi on Saturday November 14, 2020 @01:50PM (#25094553)
You might be interested in this video https://youtu.be/UiS27feX8o0
Re:Pimp My Microwave by canofbars on Sunday November 15, 2020 @01:30AM (#25098807)
The problem with this kind of microwave is the UX is just too complex. I don't want to navigate a UI to select the exact type of food I am cooking. All of my microwaves have had this and I have never used it.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by drcongo on Saturday November 14, 2020 @03:26PM (#25095343)
I currently have the stupidest microwave ever invented. There's a big rotary dial that turning clockwise does some weird weight thing that nobody would ever use instead of setting the time to cook. If you want to set the cooking time, like anybody who isn't some kind of psychopath, you have to turn it anticlockwise and then clockwise.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by OJFord on Saturday November 14, 2020 @08:28PM (#25097286)
Mine does mass-based defrosting, which makes sense to me and seems to work well.

(A defrost button that is a shortcut to 270W power, then turns the usually time knob into an approx mass selector from which it presumably has some time look-up table.)

Re:Pimp My Microwave by GuB-42 on Saturday November 14, 2020 @05:43PM (#25096363)
I had one of these, too inaccurate.

The one I have now, a higher end model with plenty of features and auto-stuff. But it is actually simpler when used as a basic microwave.

It has two big buttons: start and stop. If you press start, it sets the timer for 30 seconds and runs at max power. If you press the button when the microwave is running, it adds 30 seconds.

If you want more precise timing, you can also preset the time using + and - buttons and set the power with the "power" button. Then press start.

It also has a nice safety feature. The microwave will refuse to turn on if you didn't open the door recently. This is to limit the risk of running it empty, which can damage it. From my experience, it is an actually useful feature and not an annoyance.

So, 3 improvements over the "two dials" interface: easier for the most common case (30 second start), more precise timer when you need it, and an added safety feature.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by MertsA on Saturday November 14, 2020 @06:17PM (#25096598)
>This is to limit the risk of running it empty, which can damage it.

It's always struck me as odd that just about every microwave out there will put a couple of thermal cut offs in there but none of them have any kind of microwave intensity sensor to actually detect when the cavity is empty or presenting too low of a load. Even the naive approach of just adding a weak antenna and attenuating the crap out of it would seem to be cheap enough in added parts at least for "luxury" brands and it would not only protect the microwave from damage but also allow fine power level control based on actual intensity instead of just total load.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by adrianmonk on Saturday November 14, 2020 @09:51PM (#25097794)
> too inaccurate

Yeah, I pop popcorn all the time.

After enough iterations, I've learned that 2 minutes and 22 seconds is the right amount of time. A longer time risks burning, and a shorter time won't pop as many kernels.

With a knob, I don't think I'd be able to dial in 2:22. So I'd have to stand there and monitor it the whole time instead of being able to walk away. And microwaves are supposed to be convenient.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by userbinator on Saturday November 14, 2020 @07:16PM (#25096901)
The very first microwave (1967) had two dials, a coarse and fine timer (and they are additive):

https://www.radarange.com/fullsize/RR1PanelFull.JPG

Re:Pimp My Microwave by ebg13 on Saturday November 14, 2020 @01:59PM (#25094640)
This is also the preferred style of microwave for blind people, because there's a direct relationship between mechanical tactility and performance.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by r00fus on Saturday November 14, 2020 @05:09PM (#25096117)
I own this one [1]. Defrosting is manual but otherwise it’s the best microwave I’ve ever owned. I also expect it to last for a long time since it’s a commercial grade. Single dial for time. Single beep when done and NO other sounds. Safe and intuitive enough for my kids (inset in our island cabinet at adult waist height).

[1] https://shop.sharpusa.com/medium-duty-commercial-microwave-o...

Re:Pimp My Microwave by alfanhui on Saturday November 14, 2020 @02:34PM (#25094945)
I had the same. Although, i only use up to 3 minutes, so the second dial is very innacurate to my needs. Who puts a microwave on for 30 minutes!?
Re:Pimp My Microwave by kennydude on Saturday November 14, 2020 @02:52PM (#25095072)
They're so inacurate it hurts. My parents one is so bad that you have to put it to 5 minutes before it'll do anything, manually count 2 minutes, then stop it.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by jedimastert on Saturday November 14, 2020 @03:18PM (#25095294)
Most mechanical timers are like that, like kitchen timers too. They need a certain amount of force to get over the static friction of starting the device.

Instructions will generally tell you to wind past a certain point (in your case, probably 5 minutes) and then wind back to your preferred time.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by drran on Saturday November 14, 2020 @02:41PM (#25094998)
Me. I cook mostly in the microwave, so I program it typically to 25 minutes and more, until a meal will be finished.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by crazygringo on Saturday November 14, 2020 @02:52PM (#25095073)
I'm quite fascinated... what exactly do you cook? I've never heard of this.

I assume that when you cook for 25+ minutes, you're using the lowest power setting?

Re:Pimp My Microwave by drran on Saturday November 14, 2020 @03:07PM (#25095196)
I cook in the microwave everything, except eggs. I have a large programmable microwave with grill and convection.

Most often, I just preprogram microwave to 1) heat water for 4,5-5 minutes at max power to boil it, then 2) keep water hot for meal specific duration from 10 to 60 minutes at 30-40%, like in slow cooker. It works for a single meal, but I'm single, so it works for me. If microwave is not programmable, e.g. at work, then I cook at 60%, but it's a bit hard to guess proper cooking time and get reliable result.

I will not publish all recipes there, of course. By a book.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by adrian_b on Sunday November 15, 2020 @10:09AM (#25101733)
Now I cook in the microwave everything, even eggs.

While some ways to cook eggs may be trickier, there exists at least one very simple way. Break one egg and put the content into a glass cup (thermoresistant). Add a little oil (e.g. olive oil) and salt. Beat well with a fork, then 1 minute at microwaves should be enough.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by AriseAndPass on Saturday November 14, 2020 @06:17PM (#25096600)
I'm also very curious to hear how a meal can be cooked in just a microwave. I have severe food allergies and this would be great especially when I travel and stay in places that don't have a full kitchen. Can you point me to a recipe book you'd recommend, if you don't want to post the recipes here?
Re:Pimp My Microwave by adrian_b on Sunday November 15, 2020 @09:56AM (#25101635)
After my parents died so the quantities of food to be cooked became smaller I have also transitioned to cooking only with microwaves.

However, I had abandoned other techniques like frying many years ago, so the fact that using microwaves is restricted to steaming and boiling poses no problem for me.

I boil food that requires added water, e.g. rice, corn flour, semolina or other dry cereals and dry legumes, such as dry beans, lentils and so on.

I cook by steaming (in glass vessels with lids) meat, fish, invertebrates, fresh and frozen vegetables (e.g. broccoli, cauliflower, carrots, celery, onion, cabbage and many others), certain fruits (e.g. quinces), potatoes, sweet potatoes, sweet corn, green peas or beans and so on.

Most vegetables can be steamed or boiled at full power, depending on kind and quantity at times between 5 min and 15 min, while animal food usually requires steaming at reduced power (e.g. 440 W) for 15 min to 20 min (after a short time at high power to preheat).

I drink a lot of herbal teas and I make those using a glass teapot in which I put 1 liter of water, I preheat for 4 min, I add 2 tea bags, then I heat again for 2 min. It is much more tasty than made on a kitchen stove.

Using microwaves has 2 advantages: much shorter time and perfect reproducibility.

Because I eat only food that I cook myself from raw ingredients, before converting to microwaves I wasted a large part of one of the weekend days with cooking food for all the next week.

Now I cook each day mostly what I am eating that day, wasting just 15 to 20 min at most, on average, except when some ingredients can not be partitioned in small enough portions, e.g. a packet of meat that must all be cooked immediately, when that ingredient after cooking will be kept refrigerated and parts of it added each day to whatever else I am cooking.

Every time I am buying something that I have not cooked before at microwaves, that may require a little experimentation to determine the right cooking time. However, once the time is known, it will be used forever in the future, because the results will be the same.

Once you have steamed or boiled the food ingredients that require thermal processing, they can be mixed as you wish according to any traditional recipes.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by AriseAndPass on Thursday November 26, 2020 @08:10PM (#25224762)
Wow. Super comprehensive guide, thank you so much. I'm going to try this out by cooking my rice in the microwave next time, and try and take it from there. I already did vegetables and sweet potatoes in there, but didn't think about doing rice/cereals and even meat in there.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by drran on Saturday November 14, 2020 @08:47PM (#25097419)
My native language is not English, so I cannot recommend cooking book in English.

Cooking in microwave is really simple, when you understand how to regulate cooking temperature with water, and how much time and power you need to cook meal.

Example recipe: put into a dish cup of water, half cup of rice, slice of chicken at top. Cook for about 20 minutes at 600W, or (easier) cook at 900W for 5m, to boil water, then continue to cook at about 40% for about 18m. If it undercooked: warm it again and keep warm for some time. If it overcooked or boiled out: next time add more water or/and reduce cooking time and/or power. At the end, add butter, vegetables, salt, etc. To keep the meal warm at low power and to avoid excessive drying at high power, cover the dish with another dish.

Similar recipe here: https://steamykitchen.com/22048-how-to-cook-rice-microwave.h...

Re:Pimp My Microwave by cinntaile on Saturday November 14, 2020 @09:30PM (#25097693)
Cooking entire meals by using a microwave was a trend sometime during the 70s or 80s so check out the cooking book shelves in a second hand store or eBay.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by justnotworthit on Saturday November 14, 2020 @03:43PM (#25095462)
0-5 should be half the dial; You need increasingly less resolution past that. I assume that would greatly increase the electro/mechanical (?) complexity of the dial (increasing cost).
Re:Pimp My Microwave by ThePadawan on Saturday November 14, 2020 @03:30PM (#25095371)
That seems like a good setting to thaw meat (on very low wattage).
Re:Pimp My Microwave by canofbars on Sunday November 15, 2020 @01:32AM (#25098813)
I think the majority of people (including myself) have never actually adjusted a microwave from full power. I imagine it would do a lot better at defrosting meat without drying out the outside.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by ThePadawan on Tuesday November 17, 2020 @10:05AM (#25124507)
Last time I bought a microwave, I distinctly remember scrolling past the best selling models until I got to one (that still had good ratings) with just two rotary dials. Wattage and time.

I either want low wattage + long duration or vice versa, so dials (which allow very speedy rotation between the endpoints) are absolutely awesome for the job.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by wincy on Saturday November 14, 2020 @04:09PM (#25095642)
Microwave a family sized frozen lasagna or defrosting a whole chicken are the only things that come to mind.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by the__alchemist on Saturday November 14, 2020 @03:55PM (#25095546)
Oh, wow. I'd imagined buying or designing a microwave with this API. This is wonderful! I've heard that the terrible APIs on most microwave are due to pressure from management to increase feature count, or something.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by garyrichardson on Saturday November 14, 2020 @10:30PM (#25097985)
My current microwave (a Miele) has the time dial. It's not as simple as the Argos, but I basically don't touch buttons on it otherwise. If only it didn't have the clock built in.

My second best microwave was a Samsung. It was terrible in the way all Samsung products are EXCEPT it had a "sound off" button so your microwave didn't wake the whole house when it finished cooking your 1:00am burrito. After about 3 years (standard for Samsung products to become garbage) it stopped working and I replaced it with the 3 year newer model that didn't have the volume kill switch.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by crtasm on Sunday November 15, 2020 @12:29PM (#25102899)
Thankful for Samsung models here in the UK, the only brand I could find that let you disable the beeps (hidden behind a button combination but detailed in the manual).
Re:Pimp My Microwave by andrewxdiamond on Saturday November 14, 2020 @09:22PM (#25097636)
Coincidentally, technology connections just did a recent YouTube video on microwaves that might be of interest to you.

https://youtu.be/UiS27feX8o0

Re:Pimp My Microwave by dusted on Monday November 16, 2020 @04:42AM (#25109888)
This, just commented the same over at HaD.. The currently best microwave UI is two dials, one that winds up the mechanical timer, one that selects the duty-cycle of the magnetron.

Funnily, I found this really expensive, but slightly broken microwave in the trash some months ago, and fixing it up with my own controller is still on the to-do list.. (sure, I could easily afford to buy a new one of the same model, but I could never make myself spend that kind of money on a microwave)

Re:Pimp My Microwave by fireattack on Saturday November 14, 2020 @06:42PM (#25096715)
I agree that 99% of people are not going to use all these fancy functions, but wattage and volume still matter.

The one you linked seems a little bit too small for me (I use a 1200W one).

Re:Pimp My Microwave by aidenn0 on Saturday November 14, 2020 @09:44PM (#25097761)
Power dial is the most useful; I think buttons are good for time though, particularly since 10s can make a big difference in a microwave.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by AriseAndPass on Saturday November 14, 2020 @06:16PM (#25096594)
I see (and agree) with the appeal for simplicity in microwaves. But having owned microwaves of both types, I did really like the ability to precisely set/see the amount of time a microwave program would run via a digital display. I found lots of these time dials imprecise, especially for <90 second jobs.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by axiolite on Sunday November 15, 2020 @02:09AM (#25098995)
Those mechanical timers were bad. I remember having to turn them way up and then down, and their timing drifting and needing compensation.

Sharp still sells commercial microwaves with a dial, but it's digital and so just works, like the Sharp R21LCFS.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by m463 on Sunday November 15, 2020 @03:13AM (#25099265)
My microwave has "sensor reheat" which I like quite a bit. But all the rest sucks, and I would love two analog dials.

(one exception: I would not like a mechanical analog countdown dial, the kind that ticks)

Re:Pimp My Microwave by dkarp on Saturday November 14, 2020 @05:33PM (#25096287)
I own that very microwave and agree completely.

It has never made me lash out in frustration, unlike every smart microwave I’ve used. It turns out, I also have never needed accuracy to the second when reheating food.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by dimitrios1 on Saturday November 14, 2020 @01:52PM (#25094580)
Similarly, I draw parallels here to other household appliances like a washer and dryer. For instance, the best washer and dryer you can own is a Speed Queen and they have similar simple dials.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by kwhitefoot on Sunday November 15, 2020 @05:36AM (#25100009)
I have a 850 W Moulinex that I inherited from my mother thirty years ago. Same interface as your Argos one, still going strong except for the interior light.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by thelastwave on Sunday November 15, 2020 @11:55AM (#25102575)
This is the style I have. I bought it last year, first microwave oven I have ever purchased.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by xnx on Saturday November 14, 2020 @01:39PM (#25094455)
Agree completely! Even the sounds on "more advanced" microwaves are worse.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by hombre_fatal on Saturday November 14, 2020 @03:05PM (#25095172)
I moved into an apartment with a high-end washer/dryer combo and was displeased to find out that it comes with a 30-second jingle every time it does anything that you can't turn off. Apparently it's ubiquitous now as I've whined about this to any visitor who hears it and they tell me theirs does it too.

It seems like a show of power. "You're going to give us $4000 for some appliances and we're going to make you listen to a 30-second MIDI track each time your load is done, and there's nothing you can do about it :)"

Re:Pimp My Microwave by inquirerofsorts on Saturday November 14, 2020 @11:28PM (#25098253)
I've pulled open microwaves and removed the buzzer. My flatmate thought I was nuts at the time but as a person often up late reheating things it's a considerate thing to do, there's no need for a device where you can't turn off the sound. Even worse when it continues making noises every 30 seconds afterwards until you open the door. RIP anyone who likes to cook then cool.

Microwaves are already loud appliances, I can hear it running from the next room. Meanwhile you'll be hard-pressed to find a toaster that beeps.

Re:Pimp My Microwave by dragonwriter on Saturday November 14, 2020 @03:19PM (#25095297)
I have recent (current model), reasonably high-end Samsung washer and dryer, and while they have a jingle like that, it's fairly easy to turn off (it's a secondary function on the control for the dryer, but even there is clearly marked so not obscure.)
Re:Pimp My Microwave by com2kid on Saturday November 14, 2020 @04:21PM (#25095741)
I enjoy my LGs jingle. It is nice and distinct from the generic beep everything else gives.

And there are plenty of other fans. :)

https://youtu.be/Y_Up5jScFEo

https://youtu.be/FQdIjAVBFPM

Re:Pimp My Microwave by ska on Saturday November 14, 2020 @08:13PM (#25097182)
mostly these are configurable to replace with a beep. Lot's of people like the melodies it seems.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by kebman on Saturday November 14, 2020 @03:07PM (#25095197)
Nooo, that's way too little time complexity!
Re:Pimp My Microwave by jooize on Saturday November 14, 2020 @03:28PM (#25095361)
> "ding"

Once?

Re:Pimp My Microwave by j605 on Saturday November 14, 2020 @04:20PM (#25095732)
Yes, the dumb ones just ding once.
Re:Pimp My Microwave by m0zg on Saturday November 14, 2020 @05:59PM (#25096489)
That actually looks amazing to me. Add a popcorn button, and I'm sold.