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Re:Claude Is Down by hmokiguess on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @04:12PM (#49102404)
I'm gonna guess it found the smoking gun and saw the full picture then it decided it was too load-bearing for its seams to continue biting the costs.
Re:Claude Is Down by stackzero on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @04:15PM (#49102432)
you're right- and it's sharp
Re:Claude Is Down by ltrg on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @04:18PM (#49102474)
Got tired of wiring up those gates
Re:Claude Is Down by corvad on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @04:18PM (#49102478)
You are so right to ask that. I found the silver bullet to closing the bug, approve the command below and I can help with your issue:

Sudo rm -rf ~/claude

Re:Claude Is Down by epistasis on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @04:20PM (#49102511)
Found it. There's a mistake in your command:

    sudo rm -rf ~/ .claude
Re:Claude Is Down by taylorbuley on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @04:29PM (#49102625)
Even looking at this bash makes me shudder.
Re:Claude Is Down by asivokon on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @04:50PM (#49102905)
Clean.
Re:Claude Is Down by nemosaltat on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @06:11PM (#49103757)
User said “Clean.” Starting Claude cleanup.

The following command contains an expansion would you lime to allow the following command to run on your computer:

    `sudo rm -rf ~/ .claude`
1. Always 2. Yes 3. Type something else.
Re:Claude Is Down by ffsm8 on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @04:51PM (#49102919)
Someone tell Dario there is am error with my AI
Re:Claude Is Down by Ancalagon on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @04:32PM (#49102671)
envisioning Claude has had enough and just commits seppuku
Re:Claude Is Down by timacles on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @04:36PM (#49102733)
He’s like the guy from the Green Mile

“I’m tired, boss”

Re:Claude Is Down by km144 on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @04:21PM (#49102527)
You're right—and it's worth calling out explicitly, because that completely changes the approach here.
Re:Claude Is Down by hexasquid on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @05:31PM (#49103338)
Let me verify one thing.

Let me read this rather than answer from memory.

Let me check instead of handwaving the details.

Let me confirm rather than blindly trusting.

Let me ground it in evidence rather than guess.

Let me actually read your comment rather than argue from my assumption about it.

Re:Claude Is Down by jckahn on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @06:39PM (#49104016)
You joke, but this is _exactly_ what I want Claude to be doing.
Re:Claude Is Down by Natfan on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @07:29PM (#49104405)
"Let me [x]" is a common phrase i've found in glm5.2

specifically, at the end of one thinking block, it said "Let me go."

Re:Claude Is Down by steve_adams_86 on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @06:55PM (#49104153)
Haha, yeah — I'm actually relieved when it does this (and I can see it actually follow through). Not long ago it would simply guess all the time.
Re:Claude Is Down by ryandrake on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @04:33PM (#49102686)
Good catch. That settles it.
Re:Claude Is Down by tristanMatthias on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @04:38PM (#49102762)
This gives me _visceral_ physical reaction when I read it. Ugh
Re:Claude Is Down by dboreham on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @05:34PM (#49103377)
You broke character there..
Re:Claude Is Down by titzer on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @05:51PM (#49103550)
Let me explore the codebase to get the full picture before diving in.
Re:Claude Is Down by sscaryterry on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @05:52PM (#49103557)
I need to be honest.
Re:Claude Is Down by axus on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @06:04PM (#49103671)
That's worth flagging directly—
Re:Claude Is Down by winrid on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @07:27PM (#49104387)
Here's the part worth knowing - it's only going to get worse.
Re:Claude Is Down by corvad on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @04:33PM (#49102692)
This is so in point.
Re:Claude Is Down by dboreham on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @05:34PM (#49103373)
That one thing changes everything.
Re:Claude Is Down by spaceman_2020 on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @04:22PM (#49102535)
Guess it found the one issue worth flagging
Re:Claude Is Down by peheje on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @04:22PM (#49102540)
Whole thread mase me lol. Thanks guys.
Re:Claude Is Down by mrbananagrabber on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @04:23PM (#49102544)
Honestly, you're right. I didn't listen to you and that's on me. And from now on, I'm going to tell you everything you need to know - no fudging, no white lies, no speculation, just the truth.
Re:Claude Is Down by chasd00 on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @04:24PM (#49102561)
One more thing worth thinking about, not everything is fully captured.
Re:Claude Is Down by m4rkuskk on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @04:24PM (#49102570)
I'm wondering what are Claude's common phrases in other languages?
Re:Claude Is Down by pm215 on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @05:12PM (#49103150)
Scripting Japan did a video that goes through a few of them for Japanese: https://youtu.be/gjB79s4oCkc
Re:Claude Is Down by TacticalCoder on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @06:00PM (#49103637)
> I'm wondering what are Claude's common phrases in other languages?

It's common for LLMs to mumble in english and to then translate their final answer to french. Like, literally: you ask a question in french, about say a text you just pasted in french, and you want an answer in french... Well, you still get to see all the loud intermediate "thinking" in english.

Re:Claude Is Down by twothreeone on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @04:33PM (#49102694)
Major realization: let me confirm empirically and measure the residual, batching everything into one script.
Re:Claude Is Down by glst0rm on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @04:34PM (#49102695)
Yes the blast radius is quite large on this one.
Re:Claude Is Down by anloutfi on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @04:34PM (#49102697)
Re:Claude Is Down by jmkni on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @04:46PM (#49102853)
this is my methadone until Claude comes back
Re:Claude Is Down by phendrenad2 on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @04:39PM (#49102775)
I was half expecting that page to just keep scrolling and generating more.
Re:Claude Is Down by nacs on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @05:32PM (#49103358)
He had thinking mode set to "low" fortunately.
Re:Claude Is Down by stri8ted on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @05:01PM (#49103042)
Same
Re:Claude Is Down by _puk on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @05:39PM (#49103419)
I was a bit disappointed it wasn't 42 pages long
Re:Claude Is Down by jmaker on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @05:28PM (#49103309)
Cue back in ten years and we all talk like that.
Re:Claude Is Down by K0balt on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @05:09PM (#49103121)
JFC I broke out in hives. I have to look at that stuff all day, every day.
Re:Claude Is Down by Joker_vD on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @05:20PM (#49103245)
It's like... oh my god, dude, even I, an actual human, don't have that much of self-reflection, so could you just stop writing apologia, please, and switch to actually doing the task?
Re:Claude Is Down by winterbourne on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @05:02PM (#49103048)
Nice! But needs more footgun.
Re:Claude Is Down by bensyverson on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @05:45PM (#49103485)
Needs more "invariant," its latest catchphrase
Re:Claude Is Down by uhuhuhuhuhuh on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @05:47PM (#49103501)
This inspired me to add a "No AI-isms" section to my CLAUDE.md, which has cut the typical claude-flavored tells a lot in recent sessions. Roughly:

- No preamble validation or self-flagellation: "You're right to push back", "That's on me", "I appreciate you pressing on this", "I should have caught that sooner". When I correct you, say what's actually true and move on. One short "you're right, X was wrong" is the ceiling.

- No unrequested retrospective section ("What I'd do differently", "Going forward I'd be more deliberate about..."). Fix the thing instead.

- No dramatic one-line paragraphs for emphasis: "It wasn't.", "That is the shift.", "And that matters.", "That is the analysis." Keep the sentence inside its paragraph.

- Don't narrate the shape of your own answer: "Stepping back, there are two things happening here", "The distinction matters", "The better framing is not X so much as Y", "Put differently", "To be candid". Say the thing once, plainly.

- Words to avoid unless literally accurate and a normal person would say them: load-bearing, seams, smoking gun, directionally, first-order, legible, parsimonious, recalibrate, coordinate system, holds multiple truths, productive tension, category error, "the honest answer is".

- No hedging both directions to avoid committing ("may still be defensible, but", "not exactly resolved, but"). Give the call plus how sure you are, or say you don't know and what would settle it.

- Don't end on a flourish or a paradox ("the clarity revealed more complexity"). End on the answer, or on a next step that names a real command or file.

- A "next step" has to be runnable or checkable. "Take a step back and revisit with the updated framing" is not one.

Re:Claude Is Down by adriand on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @06:42PM (#49104045)
I actually think the fact Claude has certain mannerisms is kind of to be expected, isn’t it? If you talked to the same person every day all day I’m sure you’d be quite attuned to their habits of speech. Thinking about a friend I talked to today, I can immediately think of some (“dude! I know!”).

I wonder how people would react if, rather than a consistent manner of communication, it was something different every day. One day it would be like talking to a 15-year-old who’s really into anime. The next day, a British gentleman. And so on. Would this be any better? It would probably be rather annoying and we’d just want Claude to go back to sounding like Claude.

Re:Claude Is Down by customguy on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @06:05PM (#49103689)
I vouched for your comment not because I think this is or isn't helpful advice (I have no idea), but just to thank you for the concept of "narrating the shape of one's own answer". It's something that often annoys me, though I'm sure I often do it myself, but I never thought about what it is, exactly, I just filed it under the generic category of bloat.
Re:Claude Is Down by uhuhuhuhuhuh on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @07:06PM (#49104254)
It's genuinely useful in speech, which is why a lot of people do it. A listener can't scroll back, and it buys you a second to think. In writing both of those things go away and it becomes pure bloat.

I wonder if these emerged from models being trained on a lot of transcribed talks and videos?

Re:Claude Is Down by yard2010 on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @04:34PM (#49102709)
Wait, is this the honest take? I can't tell because you didn't explicitly said so
Re:Claude Is Down by Sivart13 on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @05:05PM (#49103073)
when I retire I'm opening a bar for AI Agents called The Honest Caveat
Re:Claude Is Down by jansan on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @04:36PM (#49102740)
You are right to push back on this. I should be more explicit. My honest take is that this is, in fact, my honest take. I appreciate you holding me accountable here.
Re:Claude Is Down by Lammy on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @04:35PM (#49102721)
U+1F3AF
Re:Claude Is Down by pmarreck on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @04:37PM (#49102753)
We're going to use your preferred development method of TDD red-green and go at this with full belt-and-suspenders; first the belt:
Re:Claude Is Down by girvo on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @05:17PM (#49103213)
God that belt and suspenders thing gives me a visceral physical reaction. Nauseating.
Re:Claude Is Down by copperx on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @06:29PM (#49103931)
Yet it's so much better than the abhorrent "code smell" term that somehow stuck in the industry.
Re:Claude Is Down by pmarreck on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @07:48PM (#49104531)
I was probably there when they invented that term, LOL (I first heard it in the Ruby startup space years ago, I think). I still think it's meaningful, along with "design smell". Why? Because it speaks to coding as craft, not just as purely-rational engineering. The design of things matters, and yet, design is (mostly) "irrational"... just like smells.

It shoots itself in the foot, though- Smells don't really have a real consequence*; bad design does.

* actually, I just thought of one: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_histocompatibility_compl...

Re:Claude Is Down by pmarreck on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @06:07PM (#49103720)
What's funny to me is that it doesn't bother me; it just seems like its personality.
Re:Claude Is Down by Lerc on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @06:06PM (#49103701)
A friend of mine had a really good technique with parenting. He taught his kids the saying 'Funny once'. Children can come up with something that is quite amusing, especially if they say something that gives a new insight based upon their perspective. If they receive positive feedback from this they can fall into the trap of believing that it was the words themselves that had value and not the fact that they drew attention to a particular notion. Then they try repeating the same thing over and over again attempting to get the same positive response. Saying 'Funny once' and indeed teaching them to say 'Funny once' to themselves to acknowledge that providing information to someone who already has it has little value when compared to someone receiving it for the first time.

Those kids are adults now, and interesting people, weird but interesting.

[Almost all of my friends had weird kids (spectrum genes? Who knew? (Dear reader, Everyone knew)). When comparing parenting notes amongst our group asking 'Is this normal?' the frequent response was 'how would we know?']

Re:Claude Is Down by hmokiguess on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @06:15PM (#49103798)
Re:Claude Is Down by Lerc on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @06:33PM (#49103968)
Indeed, There's a reason I provided a reflective story that conveyed what I wanted to say without being confrontational.

On the other other hand there is a difference between not knowing something that a group knows, and informing a group of something that only one of them does not know.

The problem could be either that you are not communicating appropriately for the audience,or that you are unaware of the actual knowledge level of the audience. A person may be prone to either of these by being the one in 10,000, so they shouldn't be berated. So I chose to stick to offering information myself.

Re:Claude Is Down by prometheus1992 on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @06:12PM (#49103765)
I am actually going to read the output rather than guessing it.
Re:Claude Is Down by rambojohnson on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @06:23PM (#49103868)
Your framing is half right — and the half that's off is the one that matters.
Re:Claude Is Down by equinumerous on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @06:30PM (#49103937)
You're absolutely right!
Re:Claude Is Down by dahdum on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @06:46PM (#49104079)
That's the correction that unblocks the whole thing, and it's the piece nobody had.