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Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by bell-cot on Thursday May 19, 2022 @03:37PM (#31439113)
Tip from an old geezer: Plant Your Victory Garden Now!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victory_garden

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by sbf501 on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:00PM (#31439406)
This is really hard, I had four 8x4 raised beds (all I could fit) for 5 years. The amount of space and time it takes to produce enough food to replace actual meals for more than just a few times in the summer is absolutely astonishing (unless you like squash all the time). I grew tomatoes, kale, squash, onions, lettuce and peppers. It tasted great, and got some salads and side dishes out of it, but that was about it. And it only yielded from July to August, I had nothing in the winter (except some canned tomatoes that were really good). It really takes a community effort to make this work. Like, plots of land that multiple people tend to. I've seen some cities do this and think it is fantastic.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by wott on Thursday May 19, 2022 @05:15PM (#31440263)
You don't need a community effort or astonishingly vast land to grow potatoes :-) What I mean by that is that the choice of stuff you grow matters. Lettuce, peppers (and one might add tomatoes) won't feed you much indeed. They are however indeed interesting in small spaces when you don't expect them to feed you but to provide you nice, fresh extras.

I mean, I produce about 800 lbs of vegetables by spending 20 mn a day on it (average on 365 days, which means more at times and nothing at other times). Surely it requires more space that you had. But no motorised tool involved, no fertiliser but a tiny bit of manure (no fancy permaculture tricks either, just traditional beds), no pesticide except in case of emergency like once a year on 10% of the garden, no watering except in case of emergency again, no search of any optimisation (time, space, yield, ...). It isn't a bid deal to get a partial yet significant autonomy; it just gets harder and harder as you want to get close to 100%.

There are stuff you can keep across winter in storage without transformation, like potatoes or cereals (onions, shallot don't do bad either); and stuff that can be kept where they lie, in the ground, like parsnip, sunchoke, and a few other root vegetables; cabbage can stay too, leeks as well. (Of course, it depends on the geographical location.)

Yeah, a base of potatoes + cabbages + onions get you a long way; and they are quite versatile as far as cooking is concerned.

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by sbf501 on Thursday May 19, 2022 @05:44PM (#31440569)
Agreed! I was just getting into it and trying various things. If I had grown up with family that did it I probably would have had better odds. Also, I've always wanted to try a root cellar, too, but alas, no space for that.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by swader999 on Friday May 20, 2022 @12:57AM (#31443514)
This! I spend about four to six days in a similar garden each summer. Automate the watering. Kids do the weeding. Need to figure out a root cellar.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by Merad on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:54PM (#31440034)
100%. Growing up my parents were hardcore gardeners (arguably smalltime farmers) with about 2 acres of farmland and an additional 2 acres of fruit trees. We'd eat pretty heavily out of the garden from the late spring through the fall, and would have potatoes, apples, canned/frozen goods through much of the winter... but it was an enormous amount of work. In the spring and summer basically any time that it was viable to work in the garden on the weekends or in the evenings, we were out working in the garden.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by wott on Thursday May 19, 2022 @05:40PM (#31440528)
> about 2 acres of farmland

That's huge; I haven't seen anything like that, even in the deep country where I grew up, where people (farmers) almost didn't buy anything but grew and processed most of their stuff. Their gardens hardly ever went over a 1/4 of an acre, I'd say, that was already pretty large and provided for filling quite a number of jar of tomatoes and beans and stuff.

Didn't your parents sell anything?

Using 400-500 sq ft, I get enough potatoes for a family of 3. Not that potato is our only staple food, but...

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by Merad on Saturday May 21, 2022 @11:30AM (#31458759)
2 acres was the total farmland, they would rotate which areas they used so on any given year only 30-40% of it was actually growing crops. They never sold anything that I can recall, but they loved being able to give extras away. Both of them grew up in the 50s on farms in the south. They both saw their dad have to transition away from full time farming and get a day job, but in both of their families the farm remained a big source of supplemental income that involved the whole family. Interestingly both of them were the first in their family to go to college because they didn't want to be trapped in the rural farming life. I guess they were still pretty fond of it though because after they married they decided that their dream home was a small farm, which is where I grew up.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by TheMerovingian on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:06PM (#31439495)
Consider canning and fermenting some of your food. Also, grow things that can last throughout winter, such as potatoes, carrots, beets, etc. They can last in a cool dark place for months. Broccoli and Okra can be blanched and flash-frozen. Cucumbers can make pickles.

There are tons of good ideas out there about preserving your own food. But, I agree, that a small garden won't take a big bite out of your food needs. You're not trying to become self-sufficient, you're trying to lower your reliance on store-bought food.

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by Scoundreller on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:02PM (#31439441)
> And it only yielded from July to August

Where are you?

I’m near Toronto, started my seedlings indoors ~6 weeks ago, and already eating small kale leaves and lettuce that’s somehow growing in the grass.

A dying apple tree gave me more than I could eat for 2-3 months last year. Gonna plant a pear tree in the front yard.

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by hombre_fatal on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:11PM (#31439574)
My parents have a pear tree that came with the lot. Straggly looking creature with barely any signs of life all year, then for a month or two it produces more pears than my parents can eat for the rest of the year.

I love visiting my parents while it’s going apeshit. Crisp pears all day.

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by sbf501 on Thursday May 19, 2022 @05:43PM (#31440551)
Middle of Washington state, off I5.

The last few years I planted I got my starts going real early in my basement and we had an early spring and I was over the moon. But I had a few cold springs that didn't warm up until June and had to replant multiple times. Rookie mistakes and bad luck. :)

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by Scoundreller on Thursday May 19, 2022 @07:00PM (#31441276)
Yeah, I learned how frost and radiative heat loss via a clear sky into cold space works through gardening.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by timst4 on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:37PM (#31439857)
Here’s another tip: Grow a Biointensive Garden

-Use raised beds or Hugelkulture to increase yields. -Use sq foot gardening to plant more in less space -Develop a three stage compost pile. Import food waste from others in your neighborhood if needs be. -Grow year round with cold frames -Use cover crops to enrich soil over winter

Thats how you garden to eat my friends

https://www.amazon.com/How-Grow-More-Vegetables-Possible/dp/...

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by Scoundreller on Thursday May 19, 2022 @07:04PM (#31441313)
> Use sq foot gardening to plant more in less space

5gal buckets my friend. Cheap or free if you keep a lookout or have winemaking friends. Free-$2 per bucket for food grade. Pretty much the cheapest you’ll get per gallon of plant space. But I use ours to increase our garden space onto valueless concrete surfaces.

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by mbg721 on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:07PM (#31439513)
But I also have Victory Squirrels taking one bite out of each tomato and moving on...
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by sophacles on Thursday May 19, 2022 @06:54PM (#31441212)
The squirrels are generally not in it for the tomato, what they really want is the water in the tomato. A lot of people (myself included) have eliminated or reduced the problem by having a birdbath or water display near the garden.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by SaintGhurka on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:10PM (#31439553)
That's your livestock.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by mbg721 on Friday May 20, 2022 @11:09AM (#31448519)
I'ma need a smaller lasso.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by Scoundreller on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:11PM (#31439578)
I call those sauce or soup tomatoes.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by namdnay on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:44PM (#31439924)
If you're fast enough you can get the ingredients for tomato sauce and meatballs at the same time :)
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by mellavora on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:54PM (#31440026)
edit. sauce or soup meat.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by jahewson on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:26PM (#31439726)
You need to get a Victory Cat.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by mbg721 on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:33PM (#31439807)
I actually have two, but the terms of their adoption require that the full extent of the victory be confined indoors. It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make for a kneading cat-doughnut on a cold day.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by corrral on Thursday May 19, 2022 @05:05PM (#31440159)
The country folk solution's a Victory .22 and a bored child who can aim OK.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by flubert on Thursday May 19, 2022 @10:26PM (#31442664)
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by aksss on Thursday May 19, 2022 @05:25PM (#31440367)
Or literally a Victory air rifle..

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B9bMqnjv2RE

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by MrFantastic on Thursday May 19, 2022 @05:36PM (#31440500)
It's probably slugs and not squirrels.

Slugs will eat 1/2 a tomato in a night.

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by wyager on Thursday May 19, 2022 @03:50PM (#31439279)
These are part of a propaganda strategy to make people feel like they're "helping". They are not an effective or efficient way of improving food availability. If you enjoy gardening as a hobby, that's great, but these are not practical bulwarks against food shortages.

The economies of scale in industrial farming are insane. The ROI on a personal garden is abysmally low, except for herbs and other low-volume plants.

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by Johnny555 on Thursday May 19, 2022 @03:56PM (#31439349)
These are part of a propaganda strategy to make people feel like they're "helping".

Depends whether you're gardening for a global food shortage, or to supplement your own use, which I suspect is why most people have home gardens.

A home garden can supply a significant fraction of your food - especially if you do canning or otherwise preserve for winter use.

From the link in the parent post:

Fruit and vegetables harvested in these home and community plots was estimated to be 9,000,000–10,000,000 short tons (8,200,000–9,100,000 t) in 1944, an amount equal to all commercial production of fresh vegetables

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by wyager on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:03PM (#31439454)
> Depends whether you're gardening for a global food shortage, or to supplement your own use

No, the effect on supply is the same.

> A home garden can supply a significant fraction of your food

It takes 5+ acres in a decently arable region with fertilizer to feed one person. By the time you're providing for a significant fraction of your caloric intake, it ceases to be a "garden".

> an amount equal to all commercial production of fresh vegetables

I guarantee this is some misleading bullshit statistic. They've probably selected "fresh vegetables" to mean some very small subset of industrial agriculture, like vegetables that are never canned or frozen.

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by jaegerpicker on Thursday May 19, 2022 @05:11PM (#31440222)
>>> It takes 5+ acres in a decently arable region with fertilizer to feed one person. By the time you're providing for a significant fraction of your caloric intake, it ceases to be a "garden".

This is incorrect, it takes around 1/2 an acre if it's vegetarian or 1.5 acres including chickens/ducks for meat and eggs. That's using a traditional organic farming. If you use Hydroponics (Plants grown in water with no soil) or Aeroponics (Hydroponics grown in towers) or Aquaponics (Hydroponics with aquaculture, where the fish provide both protein and the fertilizer for the plants) the yield is dramatically higher (5x-10x per sq ft) can be done year round and indoors. It's not a perfect solution, it takes knowledge to setup and run, a very small capital investment for startup, and a constant power source. That said it IS commercially viable, you can already today buy produce produced this way in almost any grocery store, and it's viable for home production. I personally have several systems running in my apartment ranging from off the shelf commercial systems (AeroGarden Back to the Roots...) to custom built aquaponics systems. On a pure dollar level it's more expensive per lb of food, no doubt but within reason I don't care about that. I grow better and fresher food and most importantly I control the supply chain.

We can and should use these kind of technologies to replace as much of the modern agriculture system as we possibly can. No of the this mentions the MASSIVE environmental improvement that switching to these systems would make, which is reason enough to do it.

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by namdnay on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:47PM (#31439955)
> It takes 5+ acres in a decently arable region with fertilizer to feed one person. By the time you're providing for a significant fraction of your caloric intake, it ceases to be a "garden".

I'm sorry, but I just can't believe that. Is that fudged to account for livestock or waste or something? A single acre is what, 40*100m? That's huge, you could feed a whole family all year on potatoes, peanuts, greens, squash etc

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by Kerrick on Thursday May 19, 2022 @05:31PM (#31440437)
Here’s a good guide from 1917 — after the Haber process was invented, but before its widespread use in the Green Revolution. https://naldc.nal.usda.gov/download/ORC00000242/PDF
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by Johnny555 on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:20PM (#31439669)
No, the effect on supply is the same.

well, no, if you're growing for personal use you can make a notable effect on your own supply/food costs. You don't have to solve the global food shortage to benefit from a personal garden and since the global food shortage will drive up prices, the financial benefit is even greater (as long as price increases in things like fertilizer don't eat up your cost savings).

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by wyager on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:31PM (#31439787)
You seem to be thinking about this from a personal finance angle instead of an economy-wide production angle.

It doesn't matter if a piece of corn is made in your garden or on a farm. The net effect on the corn supply is identical.

It takes orders of magnitude more input to grow a piece of corn in a garden than on a farm. That had better be offset by the personal enjoyment of the gardener.

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by Johnny555 on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:34PM (#31439824)
You seem to be thinking about this from a personal finance angle instead of an economy-wide production angle.

Yes, I tried to be clear:

Depends whether you're gardening for a global food shortage, or to supplement your own use, which I suspect is why most people have home gardens.

No one's backyard garden in the USA is going to help feed someone in Africa, but even if the global food shortage doesn't mean food shortages in the USA, it's going to drive up prices, and a backyard garden can help offset that household expense.

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by wyager on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:41PM (#31439889)
You took specific objection to my comment that victory gardens were to make people "feel like they were helping". I meant this to imply some kind of externalized effect beyond just saving money.

It's also probably wrong that a home garden will net save you money unless you make like $3/hr. Again, unless you're extracting pleasure from gardening.

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by Johnny555 on Thursday May 19, 2022 @05:11PM (#31440221)
You took specific objection to my comment that victory gardens were to make people "feel like they were helping". I meant this to imply some kind of externalized effect beyond just saving money.

Yes, that's why I quoted it specifically and clarified that I was talking about a home garden.

It's also probably wrong that a home garden will net save you money unless you make like $3/hr. Again, unless you're extracting pleasure from gardening.

The people that benefit the most financially from a home garden are already low paid - those are the people that aren't going to struggle to afford food as prices rise. My sister has been gardening for years, a couple years ago she kept a spreadsheet and added up her savings based on retail prices of produce and her "revenue" from her garden (which covers most of the back yard of her 1/2 acre lot plus one apple tree) was over $2500 after deducting expenses (excluding labor).

She estimated around 2 hours/day tending the garden for a 6 month growing season, so that's around 360 hours of work, or around $7/hour, which is better than she'd take home working a minimum wage job and in exchange they get all of the organic produce they can eat in the summer, plus a lot of frozen or canned food in the winter. And she ends up giving a lot of it away to friends/family.

For a lot of people here, putting in 360 hours of work to earn "only" $2500 worth of food sounds like a terrible bargain, but for many people in this country, that's a great bargain.

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by Tao332 on Thursday May 19, 2022 @10:00PM (#31442512)
I will probably burn more calories making corn happen in my yard then I'll get from the corn, and it'll just be shitty empty carbs.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by lucas_membrane on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:38PM (#31439861)
Commercial production of vegetables, particularly those not considered essential, was artificially low during the war, constrained by government control of allocation of things like materials for packaging and freight cars for transportation, and by no draft exemptions for male workers from the farm to the market.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by rmah on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:42PM (#31439907)
That's great and all. I think home gardens are great. But the topic is about food shortages in poor nations due to increases in grain prices. Home gardens does literally nothing to help anyone in poor nations who will be going hungry later this year.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by ben7799 on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:02PM (#31439445)
You need to compare 1944 commercial yields vs 2022... the commercial/industrial farmers in 2022 have massive advantages that they didn't have in 1944.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by bell-cot on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:27PM (#31439747)
Try talking to some older folks - who at least heard many first-hand accounts from relatives who both had WWII Victory Gardens, and also gardened food during the Great Depression, out of economic necessity. With a few years' experience doing that, sharing tips and seeds with neighbors also doing it, and memories of being pretty hungry at times in the winter...ordinary people can get pretty damn good at growing a lot of food in a fairly modest-sized garden.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by wyager on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:42PM (#31439910)
Getting good at gardening doesn't allow you to exceed agribusiness land efficiency levels, so we can put a pretty tight cap on how much small home gardens actually helped.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by Scoundreller on Thursday May 19, 2022 @07:13PM (#31441406)
Agribusiness will happily choose lower yields in exchange for improved mechanization. Or resistance to disease (higher risk thereof from aggressive monoculture). Or better shelf life/transportability. Or marketability (yellow tomatoes don’t sell as well).

The backyard gardener doesn’t quite have those worries and could get higher land efficiency.

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by aksss on Thursday May 19, 2022 @05:36PM (#31440496)
Isn’t this a bit of a false dichotomy though - solving a (potential) world food shortage or not; being more efficient than industrial farming or not; feeding one’s self/family completely via gardening or not gardening at all?

It seems to me that the more people who supplement their food supply with goods that don’t depend on imported supply (home or community gardens) lessens demand fractionally on the general supply, which fractionally helps with local pricing and household budgets, both of which are positives.

I’m not sure it’s ever been a requirement of victory gardens to be completely autonomous unless ur a hardcore prepper.

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by calvinmorrison on Thursday May 19, 2022 @03:54PM (#31439334)
> The economies of scale in industrial farming are insane. The ROI on a personal garden is abysmally low, except for herbs and other low-volume plants.

So I read this book called "How Asia Works" which documented the economic transformations of a few different Asian countries.

I was shocked to learn that in a lot of cases, the industrial farming not the huge boon that was expected efficiently a few people can grow things with intensely you can plant small plot farms.

Countries that promoted small-scale household farming instead of moving too soon to large scale farming were more successful, but this was largely because the labor pool can't transition that fast to going from farmers being everyone one in ten overnight.

We live at a time where very few people work in farming, the smallest amount in history. Why can't it slide back the other way?

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by rmah on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:46PM (#31439952)
It can't slide back because 99%+ of people don't want to live like peasants of 100 years ago. I hope I don't need to explain why having a lot more people spending a lot of their time farming small plots leads to a substantially lower standard of living than an industrial or post-industrial economy.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by wyager on Thursday May 19, 2022 @03:59PM (#31439395)
> Countries that promoted small-scale household farming instead of moving too soon to large scale farming were more successful

Promoting small-scale farming and industry lead to widespread poverty and famine in cultural revolution China.

> very few people work in farming, the smallest amount in history. Why can't it slide back the other way?

It could, but this would probably be a pretty bad thing. I guess it depends how many people who currently have fake bullshit jobs transition to being farm workers. My guess is that almost everyone who would go into an expanded ag labor base is currently doing some actually useful work, and we would suffer a severe net decrease in labor output, if we tanked farming efficiency.

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by mellavora on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:57PM (#31440068)
> Promoting small-scale farming and industry lead to widespread poverty and famine in cultural revolution China.

In this specific example, there might have been other causes.

In general I agree with you, getting the entire US to "go Amish" isn't viable. Just picking on your example which leaves out some of the details about how the transition was "promoted".

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by corrral on Thursday May 19, 2022 @05:08PM (#31440186)
It keeps your variety and options up if rationing kicks in, and lets you stretch the rations farther. It's not a replacement for raw calories.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by wyager on Thursday May 19, 2022 @11:16PM (#31442961)
If rationing kicks in, and you're able to garden, that means the government is somehow preventing the ag supply from expanding. Random people gardening is a really inefficient way to work around that.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by excalibur on Thursday May 19, 2022 @03:43PM (#31439200)
Been practicing since 2020. Never ceases to amaze me how LONG it's taking society to fall apart.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by ezekg on Thursday May 19, 2022 @03:46PM (#31439232)
In my experience, it takes a couple years to get a decent garden going. If you're reading and you haven't yet -- start now.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by Scoundreller on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:14PM (#31439602)
I scored free topsoil for my 5gal buckets 2 weeks ago. Good luck scoring that in a decade!
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by BitwiseFool on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:04PM (#31439473)
How did society fall apart? "Gradually, then suddenly".
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by EddieDante on Thursday May 19, 2022 @03:39PM (#31439146)
Your local zoning board might object. I live in PA, and one of the neighborhood vigilantes immediately ratted me out to the local government when I started growing corn, squash, and beans in my backyard while raising a couple of chickens for eggs.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by dang on Thursday May 19, 2022 @03:58PM (#31439383)
> one of the neighborhood Karens

Please keep that sort of slur off HN. We don't need it here, and you don't need it to make your substantive points.

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by OrvalWintermute on Thursday May 19, 2022 @06:20PM (#31440898)
> Please keep that sort of slur off HN. We don't need it here, and you don't need it to make your substantive points.

I think that may be an overly heated response.

Given that I have seen the term used as a pronoun applied to multiple genders, sex preferences, races, ethnicities, etc, I see the term as speaking to behaviors, rather than being a pejorative unique to a group. Here are good examples of it being applied across multiple ethnicities and genders [1] & [2] . There is even a transgender karen [3] .

Normally it is applied to people acting improperly, hall-monitor type of behaviors where it is not warranted. Someone maliciously reporting food growing in a backyard meets the definition.

Please don't make decisions based off Wikipedia [4] or dictionary.com [5] redefining a word to meet a specific agenda.

[1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gncDv1GNF4

[2] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0msiW0mEVo

[3] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5Wj9GqsmAI

[4] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karen_(slang)

[5] https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/karen/

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by pvg on Friday May 20, 2022 @12:04AM (#31443228)
'internet forum aspiring to curious conversation' and 'youtube videos making fun of people's public meltdowns' have different standards and HN's are pretty well documented.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by OrvalWintermute on Friday May 20, 2022 @09:25AM (#31447045)
> HN's are pretty well documented.

Au contraire.

The word Karen reaching a tipping point in public awareness associated with the Gamestop incident I already pointed out. Many of us have seen it. We're aware of it, we know about it. And we know it is potent, otherwise it wouldn't be on the chopping block for redefinition. And forever, when I think of the word Karen, I think of that particular incident.

The word in that sense, has a great deal of similarity with a tiny little phrase, of a mere two words.

Mission Accomplished.

Whether tearful, premature, ironic, deceptive, tragic, or an example of great hubris, many of us living will forever associate those two words with George W. Bush on the deck of the USS Abraham Lincoln, and the incalculable human suffering of an unpopular war. The friends we lost after that, and military adventurism run amok. The missing Weapons of Mass Destruction. So much is wrapped up in those two words. And forever, when I think of the phrase Mission Accomplished, I think of that particular speech.

Please do not tell me that HN is going to redefine a word for me, whether it is Karen, or Mission Accomplished, or some other phrase.

We don't need civilized pejoratives that are completely decent for dinner table talk to be conflated with uncivilized utterances not fit for the written or spoken word.

Dang should not become a speech dictator.

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by pvg on Friday May 20, 2022 @10:00AM (#31447493)
To say 'Au contraire' you have to provide some sort of meaningful counter-argument. You have 'comedy' youtube videos, oddly overwrought bombast ('dictator', 'agenda') and something about a completely different phrase which, unlike 'Karen', is not intended as an insult.

Directing tropey slurs at people is mostly not ok on HN and it's been moderated like that for ages.

https://hn.algolia.com/?dateRange=all&page=0&prefix=false&qu...

It's not super-complicated.

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by OrvalWintermute on Friday May 20, 2022 @10:31AM (#31447959)
> Directing tropey slurs at people is mostly not ok on HN and it's been moderated like that for ages.

I've provided numerous examples of how it isn't restricted to a specific group and is instead aimed at behaviors.

It is quite similar to the word milquetoast. A mild pejorative aimed at a behavior.

Please stop reaching and trying to conflate it with racial or ethnic slurs.

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by pvg on Friday May 20, 2022 @11:43AM (#31449005)
The 'examples' obviously don't fit HN at all and beside you, nobody has mentioned racial or ethnic slurs nor made any argument the word should be treated here in some way that's different from the way it's widely interpreted. That seems more reach-y and redefin-y than simply asking people not to be trope-wielding jerks on HN.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by BigBubbleButt on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:11PM (#31439566)
I don't know if the comment was edited or not, but I hope you're not claiming "vigilante" is a slur. I looked up the definition of slur just to be sure and you are technically correct, but I'd say you're abusing language far more than the person you're responding to.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by dang on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:20PM (#31439667)
It said "Karen" and the commenter edited it.

Edit: I've added the context back by quoting what the GP originally said. I guess one good passive-aggressive stealth edit deserves another.

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by Tao332 on Thursday May 19, 2022 @10:05PM (#31442548)
Sorry, "passive-aggressive stealth edit"? You got what you wanted. They took out the mean word. Don't get pissy about it and start gaslighting people.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by dang on Friday May 20, 2022 @01:36AM (#31443749)
Editing a comment after the fact in a way that deprives a reply of its original context and makes it look stupid is, in most cases, a dick move. I think most users understand that. It doesn't make a difference whether the reply was by a moderator or not.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by Tao332 on Friday May 20, 2022 @08:31AM (#31446466)
- Accusing a user of using a slur

- Getting snarky because they did the reasonable thing and got rid of the slur after it was pointed out

- Calling said user a dick. If Karen is a misogynistic slur, How is dick not moreso misandristic? I realize you said "dick move", but that's functionally the same. Saying something was a "c?nt move" or a "n????r move" would be tantamount to calling someone a c?nt or n????r.

- Because maybe it made your comment "look stupid"

Jawdropping desecration of the guidelines. You need a vacation.

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by bell-cot on Friday May 20, 2022 @04:38AM (#31444810)
It would be nice if there was a way to display text in a strikethrough font.

Though, in this specific context, appending something like "Edit: 's/Karens/vigilantes/g'" would be the unambiguous way to document the edit.

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by EddieDante on Friday May 20, 2022 @10:40AM (#31448085)
In most of the spaces I frequent, an edit to change objectionable wording after being called on it is acceptable. Since you've made it plain that that sort of approach doesn't work here, I'll keep that in mind.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by dang on Saturday May 21, 2022 @01:32AM (#31455502)
Thanks!
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by jasonlotito on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:19PM (#31439657)
Also, that's the user dang. He pretty much runs HN. I'd assume anything he says in these regards as fact and trust him.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by dang on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:26PM (#31439728)
I certainly hope not. People need to push back when we get things wrong. Luckily for me they are not shy about doing so.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by kiawe_fire on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:40PM (#31439885)
This comment is what leadership looks like.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by mrdoe on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:33PM (#31439813)
Really? Whats wrong with calling someone a Karen?!
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by dang on Thursday May 19, 2022 @06:59PM (#31441263)
It doesn't take much googling to answer that.

Edit: look you guys, We're not Bowdlers and have never been interested in language policing but I wouldn't have thought this was a borderline case.

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by tptacek on Thursday May 19, 2022 @11:36PM (#31443076)
It's not a borderline case. People have trouble with the distinction between a judgement about a word overall, and a judgement about what a word will do to an HN thread. Also, people just like to gripe.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by jtbayly on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:52PM (#31440010)
Dear dang,

A Karen is no more an inappropriate slur than many other useful words and phrases that are negative, such as goody-two-shoes, busybody, bully, crank, etc.

I don’t see how it helps to ban negative words.

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by qpqpqpq on Thursday May 19, 2022 @05:14PM (#31440248)
It's a misogynistic slur, used in place of calling a women the b-word or a c-word.

Dang is totally in the right to scold people for saying this.

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by Johnny555 on Thursday May 19, 2022 @03:42PM (#31439183)
Did she object to the chickens or the garden? I suspect just the chickens, rather than your back yard garden.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by EddieDante on Thursday May 19, 2022 @03:47PM (#31439245)
She griped about both, the zoning board demanded I get rid of the chickens.

I was tempted to leave their corpses on her doorstep and egg the municipal building as a petty sort of revenge, but that would have been too obvious.

Those chickens were good eating, though, especially with some homegrown corn on the cob and baked beans. The squash didn't work out so well, unfortunately.

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by gcheong on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:01PM (#31439430)
What was she griping about with the garden? Chickens I can understand if there are smell complaints. In San Francisco you are allowed to keep them but there are rules about the number you can have and the minimum distance their enclosure can be to any neighbors window, etc. But squash? That’s really an odd thing to complain about.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by toolz on Thursday May 19, 2022 @05:13PM (#31440237)
backyard chickens don't have a smell, that's only once you start mass producing them in a factory. The same way yours or your neighbors dogs, that produce substantially more feces than a chicken, don't cause neighborhood wide odor.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by Johnny555 on Thursday May 19, 2022 @05:43PM (#31440552)
My biggest problem with my neighbor's chickens was that they kept getting out an coming over to my property and he'd have to ask me to let him in the back yard so he could take them back home. Never noticed any smells near their coop which was near the property line.

Never really bothered me since they mostly just hung out around the back fence far from my house, but finally another neighbor complained to the city and they had to get rid of the chickens. Chickens are allowed here (up to 10 per property), but have to be kept confined and on your own property.

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by gcheong on Thursday May 19, 2022 @05:55PM (#31440652)
I was probably just interpreting the ordinance requirements of a minimum distance of 20 feet from any neighbor’s door or window as having to do with smell when I read it.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by dboreham on Friday May 20, 2022 @12:46AM (#31443452)
The ones my neighbor keeps smell terrible. Perhaps he doesn't clean their enclosure though.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by Tao332 on Thursday May 19, 2022 @10:10PM (#31442570)
Obviously regulations vary across counties and municipalities, but when/where I lived in PA, the zoning rules spelled it out pretty clearly that hens were fine but roosters weren't.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by skeeter2020 on Thursday May 19, 2022 @03:52PM (#31439299)
Growing a garden and raising livestock are pretty different in practice & impact from my experience. Assuming you voluntarily moved into the zoning and "Karen" objected to you violating them, it's all on you.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by EddieDante on Friday May 20, 2022 @10:44AM (#31448156)
The zoning change came after I moved in and after I got my chickens. If I had the time, money, and inclination I might have been able to find a lawyer willing to appeal on ex post facto[0] grounds, but it wasn't a battle worth fighting. I had had a year's worth of free eggs by then, and the chickens themselves didn't go to waste.

[0]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ex_post_facto_law

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by bell-cot on Thursday May 19, 2022 @03:44PM (#31439216)
Quite true, and the potential for gardening is quite situational. OTOH, current forecasts of mega-scale hunger, famines, & death look pretty useful, if you wanted to paint such, ah, busybodies, in a rather negative light, and try to get some rules changed.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by barbazoo on Thursday May 19, 2022 @03:46PM (#31439238)
What an outdated policy but I've heard of that happening here too, Stratas not allowing people to use their outdoor space to grow any kind of food.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by Scoundreller on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:18PM (#31439644)
At least the FCC protects your ability to put up a satellite dish (and “An antenna that is designed to receive local television broadcast signals.”)

If they hated my garden and chickens, they’re really gonna hate my 40’ Rohn and guidewires!

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by ncpa-cpl on Thursday May 19, 2022 @05:12PM (#31440228)
> 40'

Is it for shortwave or ham radio?

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by JaimeThompson on Thursday May 19, 2022 @05:51PM (#31440616)
If they can't have chickens pigs are totally out.

I'm sorry

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by yjftsjthsd-h on Thursday May 19, 2022 @05:00PM (#31440111)
> one of the neighborhood vigilantes immediately ratted me out to the local government

Better than your previous phrasing, but try again; if the action that they took was to report you to the government then they are the opposite of a vigilante by definition.

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by corrral on Thursday May 19, 2022 @05:13PM (#31440235)
The original word (which: I can't keep up, is that really bad now? When did that happen, last week?) made more sense, really. "Vigilante" is way off from it.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by komadori on Thursday May 19, 2022 @05:58PM (#31440684)
I don't think it's right to co-opt and despoil that name of doubtless many real people, so if there is a pushback against using "Karen" as an insult then I'm in favour of it. That said, this is first time I've seen anyone else say anything against it. Perhaps I also can't keep up? ;-)
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by corrral on Thursday May 19, 2022 @06:05PM (#31440756)
Yeah, I'm not, like, put out by that one becoming verboten, I'm just surprised at the sudden change.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by filoeleven on Thursday May 19, 2022 @05:56PM (#31440669)
It was always a bad shorthand. The word you are after is “busybody,” perhaps with some preceding adjectives to indicate malicious intent.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by ceejayoz on Thursday May 19, 2022 @03:40PM (#31439154)
It also takes well over an acre to support a single person, and that's if you know what you're doing and have the time to manage a garden of that size.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by thangalin on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:00PM (#31439413)
> well over an acre to support a single person

Source?

https://www.thespruce.com/how-many-vegetables-per-person-in-...

> To grow all the food for one person's needs for the whole year requires, for most people, at least 4,000 square feet—though some diet designs are possible that can use a smaller area.

https://permaculturism.com/how-much-land-does-it-take-to-fee...

> A 0.44 acre of land can produce enough vegetables and fruits to meet up with the daily calories needed for one person to feed for a year.

Food and Agriculture Organization of the United Nations, 1993:

> It is realistic to suppose that the absolute minimum of arable land to support one person is a mere 0.07 of a hectare–and this assumes a largely vegetarian diet, no land degradation or water shortages, virtually no post-harvest waste, and farmers who know precisely when and how to plant, fertilize, irrigate, etc.

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by ceejayoz on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:03PM (#31439460)
https://www.huffpost.com/archive/ca/entry/local-farming-hurt...

> The minimum amount of agricultural land necessary for sustainable food security, with a diversified diet similar to those of North America and Western Europe (hence including meat), is 0.5 of a hectare per person. This does not allow for any land degradation such as soil erosion, and it assumes adequate water supplies.

Cut out meat and it gets better, but not that much better.

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by jaegerpicker on Thursday May 19, 2022 @05:34PM (#31440475)
Only if you use traditional farming. Hydroponics, Aeroponics, and Aquaponics use far less resources (more startup capital but far less inputs), can grow year round (assuming indoor grows), and has 5-10x the yield per sq ft.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by Johnny555 on Thursday May 19, 2022 @03:43PM (#31439186)
You don't have to grow 100% of your food to benefit from a home garden.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by ceejayoz on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:01PM (#31439424)
Sure, but "the coming food catastrophe" implies something more than "I grow some tomatoes in a corner of my yard" as a necessary response.

A garden is great, but it's not gonna solve a global food crisis.

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by Johnny555 on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:06PM (#31439496)
The post you're replying to suggests a Victory Garden. While a personal victory garden may not have a big effect on global food supplies, it can absolutely help supplement food for households that are squeezed by higher food prices (which is another side effect of global food shortages).

Victory gardens, also called war gardens or food gardens for defense, were vegetable, fruit, and herb gardens planted at private residences and public parks in the United States, United Kingdom, Canada, Australia and Germany during World War I and World War II. In wartime, governments encouraged people to plant victory gardens not only to supplement their rations but also to boost morale. They were used along with rationing stamps and cards to reduce pressure on the public food supply.

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by EddieDante on Thursday May 19, 2022 @03:46PM (#31439227)
I just wanted to look out my window and see something more useful than grass, OK? If I got to enjoy a couple meals out of what I grew, so much the better.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by ceejayoz on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:09PM (#31439538)
I've zero objection to "I like gardening" and "I love a home-grown tomato" as reasons to have a garden. I simply don't think it's a meaningful part of a fix to a collapse of the supply chain.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by adolph on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:50PM (#31439980)
An acre seems excessive. An acre is 43,560 square feet.

"One 4 × 4 Square Foot Garden box (16 square feet) will supply enough produce to make a salad for one adult every day of the growing season." [0]

0. Bartholomew, Mel. All New Square Foot Gardening, 3rd Edition, Fully Updated: MORE Projects NEW Solutions GROW Vegetables Anywhere (p. 61). Cool Springs Press. Kindle Edition.

https://squarefootgardening.org/

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by Scoundreller on Thursday May 19, 2022 @03:44PM (#31439205)
That’s why I grow for value and flavour. Base calories are cheap, making them taste good (in a healthy way) costs a lot more.