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Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by mbg721 on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:07PM (#31439513)
But I also have Victory Squirrels taking one bite out of each tomato and moving on...
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by sophacles on Thursday May 19, 2022 @06:54PM (#31441212)
The squirrels are generally not in it for the tomato, what they really want is the water in the tomato. A lot of people (myself included) have eliminated or reduced the problem by having a birdbath or water display near the garden.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by SaintGhurka on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:10PM (#31439553)
That's your livestock.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by mbg721 on Friday May 20, 2022 @11:09AM (#31448519)
I'ma need a smaller lasso.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by Scoundreller on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:11PM (#31439578)
I call those sauce or soup tomatoes.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by namdnay on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:44PM (#31439924)
If you're fast enough you can get the ingredients for tomato sauce and meatballs at the same time :)
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by mellavora on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:54PM (#31440026)
edit. sauce or soup meat.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by jahewson on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:26PM (#31439726)
You need to get a Victory Cat.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by mbg721 on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:33PM (#31439807)
I actually have two, but the terms of their adoption require that the full extent of the victory be confined indoors. It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make for a kneading cat-doughnut on a cold day.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by corrral on Thursday May 19, 2022 @05:05PM (#31440159)
The country folk solution's a Victory .22 and a bored child who can aim OK.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by flubert on Thursday May 19, 2022 @10:26PM (#31442664)
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by aksss on Thursday May 19, 2022 @05:25PM (#31440367)
Or literally a Victory air rifle..

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B9bMqnjv2RE

Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe by MrFantastic on Thursday May 19, 2022 @05:36PM (#31440500)
It's probably slugs and not squirrels.

Slugs will eat 1/2 a tomato in a night.