Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe
by mbg721 on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:07PM
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But I also have Victory Squirrels taking one bite out of each tomato and moving on...
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The squirrels are generally not in it for the tomato, what they really want is the water in the tomato. A lot of people (myself included) have eliminated or reduced the problem by having a birdbath or water display near the garden.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe
by SaintGhurka on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:10PM
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That's your livestock.
I'ma need a smaller lasso.
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe
by Scoundreller on Thursday May 19, 2022 @04:11PM
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I call those sauce or soup tomatoes.
If you're fast enough you can get the ingredients for tomato sauce and meatballs at the same time :)
edit. sauce or soup meat.
You need to get a Victory Cat.
I actually have two, but the terms of their adoption require that the full extent of the victory be confined indoors. It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make for a kneading cat-doughnut on a cold day.
The country folk solution's a Victory .22 and a bored child who can aim OK.
Or literally a Victory air rifle..
Re:The Coming Food Catastrophe
by MrFantastic on Thursday May 19, 2022 @05:36PM
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It's probably slugs and not squirrels.
Slugs will eat 1/2 a tomato in a night.