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Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by gerard2 on Sunday March 31, 2019 @11:34PM (#19540248)
As a french guy, I sense some kind of disdain for the Académie Française that I don't really get. The evolution of the french language is not dictated by the Académie, but rather by its use by the french people, and the role of the Académie is merely to decide what should or shouldn't be set in stone in the dictionary. And in fact the usage of the french language is quite diverse, even in France. You can have regional variation in words even in metropolitan France, but if you take into account oversea territories like french polynesia, Guyana or Mayotte it gets even more complicated. So yes, convenient english words that are widely used by french people on a day-to-day basis are not added right away in the dictionary and in fact the Académie is actively trying to find french equivalent for them that are coherent with the etymology of the french language, but it doesn't prevent french people from using them. So I get that the immortals don't represent the french society and the never have. But they do not really have any kind of political impact on the country, the are just the bookkeepers of the français.
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by macdice on Sunday March 31, 2019 @11:47PM (#19540321)
I think English speakers just find it a bit strange because our own language is such a mess. In fact we don't even agree on how to spell basic words (maybe due to a deliberate political act by Noah Webster? not sure), and there is zero chance of international standardisation at this point, so we can't even imagine an official body that does this. Perhaps that's why some people seem to interpret it as "authoritarian". But in fact many other languages DO have a body like this, and I think it makes perfect sense. I'm not sure if any others have fancy swords and 17th century suits though...
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by seszett on Monday April 01, 2019 @03:48AM (#19541340)
> there is zero chance of international standardisation at this point

Well, the French language isn't really standardised internationally either, as many French-speaking countries have their own equivalent to the Académie.

The Office québécois de la langue française in Québec is the most active and influential one (as an example, their proposed word "courriel" for replacing "email" is the most common variant, even in France) and Belgium also has a Conseil de la langue française. Switzerland also has a Délégation à la langue française which is much less active, and the equivalents in Africa are mostly anecdotal for now though.

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by benj111 on Monday April 01, 2019 @02:35AM (#19541023)
"In fact we don't even agree on how to spell basic words"

Yes the US seemed to go with Webster, while the rest of the anglosphere went with Johnson. Not quite as simple as that, as there were a few different waves of reform.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/English-language_spelling_re...

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by plopz on Monday April 01, 2019 @09:39AM (#19543087)
And there are fun ones like the etymology of aluminum which went through spellings like a ping pong.
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by mikeash on Monday April 01, 2019 @10:14AM (#19543407)
Just yesterday, I ran into trouble while searching for noise cancelling headphones because the site where I was searching had it spelled “canceling” for some of the products and the search wasn’t fuzzy enough to show both.

See also: “Inflammable means flammable? What a country!”

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by chosenbreed37 on Monday April 01, 2019 @11:00AM (#19543917)
> Just yesterday, I ran into trouble while searching for noise cancelling headphones because the site where I was searching had it spelled “canceling” for some of the products and the search wasn’t fuzzy enough to show both.

'Canceling'? That looks like a spelling mistake :-)

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by stordoff on Monday April 01, 2019 @11:37AM (#19544449)
The Cambridge Dictionary lists it as "-ll- or US usually -l-". Both are considered correct.

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/cancel

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by mikeash on Monday April 01, 2019 @11:10AM (#19544086)
Both versions are considered correct. Perhaps by different people....
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by nwatson on Monday April 01, 2019 @09:42AM (#19543116)
The pseudo-official documentarians of the English language are the compilers of the Oxford English Dictionary (OED). They don't prescribe or authorize English language use but generally accept new words and uses into the lexicon ... [1] briefly discusses their process.

[1] https://www.oxforddictionaries.com/our-story/creating-dictio...

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by the6threplicant on Monday April 01, 2019 @02:46AM (#19541086)
But the Dutch have it as well and no one goes on and on about it.
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by bunderbunder on Monday April 01, 2019 @11:37AM (#19544442)
Many native English speakers have a certain obsession with France and the French language that doesn't happen with other counties and their languages. It's really strange. For example, in the US, speaking French is considered a particular accomplishment and a sign of good breeding, much more so than with any other second language.

I'm not sure what it's about. Maybe a holdover from French being the language of the English aristocracy during the middle ages?

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by richardhod on Thursday April 04, 2019 @08:55AM (#19571658)
I think there are many reasons, including yours definitely true at least in the cultural unconscious in England. Other possibly more important reasons for Americans - whose white populations come from a wider cultural European base - includes the pre-eminence of French culture in the C17-C18th and through the C19th. Furniture, arts, music, food, wines and all sorts of things were particularly refined there, from before and especially during the courts of King Louis at Versailles through tothe golden decade in the late 19th century in Paris. Everybody who had aspirations to be cultured would speak French: it was the lingua franca after all! It was the language of diplomacy. Aristocratic Russians spoke French rather than Russian. I suspect in the Germanic states that was also this looking towards a rich and prosperous France as well, to the extent of invading it once they gaind some sort of cohesion and became a Prussian / German state in the late C19th. And remember that more white Americans come from Germanic stock than English stock, which is very readily observable in surnames and physiognomy.

I am not a historian and I'm quite happy to be corrected, but I'm suggesting these as factors.

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by ardy42 on Tuesday April 02, 2019 @12:15AM (#19551051)
> For example, in the US, speaking French is considered a particular accomplishment and a sign of good breeding, much more so than with any other second language.

As an American, my impression is that French is just considered more elegant and sophisticated than other foreign languages. I wouldn't consider it anymore difficult than another language, and quite a bit easier than some (e.g. Chinese).

...But I'm not a WASP, and if anyone has opinions similar to what you describe, my bet is they'd be WASPs.

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by JetSpiegel on Tuesday April 02, 2019 @07:09PM (#19559442)
I would argue it is more recent, the French really helped to free the US from British control, gave away Lousiana and gifted the Statue of Liberty.
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by raverbashing on Monday April 01, 2019 @03:23AM (#19541232)
Ah but they're Dutch, not French...

It seems Romance Language academies love to squabble and love their "exclusive club". Though to be honest I haven't heard of a similar push to exclude people in other Academies

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by jacquesm on Monday April 01, 2019 @04:35AM (#19541527)
That's because we mostly just ignore them.
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by Insanity on Monday April 01, 2019 @05:41AM (#19541760)
And I think that the Dutch is at least standardized in the same way for Belgium and the Netherlands. (Het groene boekje, regarding spelling, is definitely shared).
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by xwolfi on Monday April 01, 2019 @10:07AM (#19543340)
While the french wait for our equivalent before daring to use a word ?

It’s just an english habit of bashing an idiotic gallicism, just like we find their queen concept surreal and idiotic ahah

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by Simple_Guy on Monday April 01, 2019 @01:46AM (#19540834)
I can imagine a bunch of old people sitting in a room complaining about all the new words the young kids are using and how they are destroying the language.
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by jpatokal on Monday April 01, 2019 @02:06AM (#19540912)
Yeet.
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by GuB-42 on Monday April 01, 2019 @12:39PM (#19545193)
French guy here.

The problem I think most of us have with the Académie Française is the disconnect between their decisions and the reality of the french language. Not that they are completely against change, but that they are regularly missing the point when they actually make changes.

An example is about CD-ROM. They proposed to rewrite it "cédérom". Basically turning an acronym into a completely made up word. It is ridiculous in many ways. CD-ROM is already a stupid word: both audio CDs and CD-ROMs are read only memory, so why keep that? We already had a word for audio CDs that was in common use: "disque compact", which is perfectly acceptable french, why not build on that? We translated many computer-related words in the past with great success: disquette (floppy disk), mémoire vive (RAM), logiciel (software), etc...

Sometimes, a new french translation appears that really sound good. Courriel is one of them: it sounds good and it is definitely french (from courrier (mail) and éléctronique (electronic)). And guess what... it comes from Quebec, like many other good proposals.

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by Beldin on Monday April 01, 2019 @01:21PM (#19545690)
Interesting... when I asked a few years ago, I was told by a French guy that nobody uses courriel in real life and that I'd sound better if I used 'mail' (in french pronunciation).

He was from île de paris; your mileage may vary.

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by GuB-42 on Monday April 01, 2019 @02:47PM (#19546704)
He is right. We all use "mail". And it always means email.

"Courriel", or its complete form "courrier éléctronique" is more common in formal, written conversation.

I think the translation came up too late. An early french proposal was to use the "mél" abbreviation which is terrible and never took off... It is still preferred by the Académie Française, another case of being completely off.

BTW, it is "Île de France", the region where Paris is ;) But the situation is the same for all of continental France. I don't know about the overseas and other French-speaking countries.

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by cbnotfromthere on Monday April 01, 2019 @06:18PM (#19548913)
"He was from île de paris"

There is no "île de Paris" in France.

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by anonu on Monday April 01, 2019 @07:03AM (#19542114)
It appears wasteful. Being deadlocked, spending multiples of $100k on ceremonies. The group should be promoting the language and getting people excited about it's use. Instead, French speakers feel guilty when they say 'email' instead of 'courriel' because an ineffectual body refused to admit an Englishism into the language. This holds the language back. Languages are fluid, living breathing things and that aspect should be promoted.
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by baud147258 on Monday April 01, 2019 @08:05AM (#19542474)
> French speakers feel guilty when they say 'email'

Dunno, when I'm using email, or any other English word part of our developper vocabulary, like build or bug, I don't feel guilty, I'm just using the words that are used by the rest of my (all-French) team.

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by mywittyname on Monday April 01, 2019 @09:33AM (#19543029)
And when I'm cooking, I use French terms to describe what I want. It just makes sense this way because the terms are just more specific than if they were translated, i.e., brunoise, mirepoix, chiffonade, etc.
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by baud147258 on Monday April 01, 2019 @09:35AM (#19543052)
You and I don't have the same level of cooking, I guess; I've never used any of those terms.
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by mywittyname on Monday April 01, 2019 @11:00AM (#19543915)
Well, I did work in a professional kitchen for about four years.

But cooking shows, YouTube videos, and basic cookbooks in America use those terms. I found definitions for mirepoix and chiffonade in Better Homes & Gardening cookbook, which is as white-bread American as it comes (along with many, many other French words).

My point was that the culture that produces an innovation ends up defining the terminology because it's easier to use the single term the innovators came up with in their language rather than using long, translated definition for the term. "Bug" instead of "issue when trying to perform a specific action" is not unlike "saute" instead of "fry at high heat stirring or shaking the pan vigorously." I'm not going to say, "jump the onions up."

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by baud147258 on Monday April 01, 2019 @11:08AM (#19544053)
Very good point, thank you.
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by seszett on Monday April 01, 2019 @08:44AM (#19542686)
> French speakers feel guilty when they say 'email' instead of 'courriel'

"Courriel" is the word proposed by the Québec institution (OQLF). It is used in France as well, but not as much as "email", which nobody feels guilty about.

Courriel is also a newly coined word, and an elegant one as well, so it fits right into your "languages are fluid, living breathing things" remark.

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by jkepler on Monday April 01, 2019 @10:13AM (#19543397)
My experience here in France has been folks simply use "mail" when speaking of emails, rather than "email" or "courriel". I've run across "courriel" a handful of times in four years, and almost never heard French friends use the word "email". Personally, I like "courriel" as a word, but given that "mail" is the most used word in my francophone circles for email, I tend to say "mail" like my friends and colleagues do.
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by aroberge on Monday April 01, 2019 @10:11AM (#19543374)
I agree with your caracterization of courriel as elegant - and I find "pourriel" (for "spam") even more so.
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by xwolfi on Monday April 01, 2019 @10:10AM (#19543370)
Honestly nobody younger than 50 feels guilty of using words, be it email, hashtag or bacon. And older people don’t quite understand them anyway.

Using courriel was somewhat funny and snobbish but people used them to be fun and snobbish, not because the law of the academy mattered to them.

I think we care about grammar a lot more than english vocabulary, and it’s been fading quite a lot the last few centuries anyway.

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by ElBarto on Monday April 01, 2019 @08:33AM (#19542617)
They should feel very guilty of confusing "numerique" and "digital" all the time.

In French, 'numerique' generally means 'digital' and 'digital' only means related to fingers (e.g. fingerprint is 'empreinte digitale').

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by pilsetnieks on Monday April 01, 2019 @08:59AM (#19542783)
In English "digital" also means related to fingers (because your hand has 5 digits.)
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by jkepler on Monday April 01, 2019 @10:14AM (#19543416)
Yes, in contrast to "manual" (related to the hand), but in regular usage most people think of digital as a reference to non-analog technologies, not a reference to their fingers.
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by ernesth on Monday April 01, 2019 @10:00AM (#19543284)
Unfortunately, we don't have a good equivalent to digital in french: numérique means "relative to numbers (nombres)", digital means "relative to digits (chiffres)".

I am in favor of using digital in french (we learn to count with fingers after all).

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by 627467 on Monday April 01, 2019 @07:18AM (#19542202)
Due to my French language failings I'm much detached from this debate (and more generally francosphere) - I'm more familiar with Spanish and Portuguese languages and their own regulatory pressures.

Being a non-native who moved to live in an English speaking country and then a Spanish speaking one (and reading in all 3 languages) I have to say I never stumbled onto Appeal to Authority (of regulatory bodies and or dogmatic dictionaries) in Anglosphere as I have when debating in Spanish and Portuguese (and I guess from this post, French)... Maybe this says more about the people I hang around with rather than cultural specificities of Romance people, but I can certainly feel the power wielded by these Regulatory bodies.

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by bunderbunder on Monday April 01, 2019 @10:10AM (#19543371)
Native English speaker here.

I think what you're seeing is partially due to the misperception that you described, and partially due to the relatively (and, yeah, variably) anti-authoritarian nature of anglo-saxon culture.

Also, I'm not sure the idea of trying to keep loanwords out of one's language makes much sense to someone who grows up speaking a language composed almost entirely of loanwords. So that might be why you see so much fixation on that aspect of the Académie.

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by kstenerud on Monday April 01, 2019 @03:42AM (#19541308)
I think it might have something to do with their role of "protecting France from “brainless Globish” and the “deadly snobbery of Anglo-American,” as a member spat out in a speech last month"
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by xwolfi on Monday April 01, 2019 @10:15AM (#19543417)
Yeah it bothers a lot of french that “globish” is english-based. I bet you my arm that if the world tried to communicate poorly in french, we would bask in the glory of our beautiful international language :D

My fellow countrymen who think globish is a dumbed down version of english have a point, but that it gave rise to millions able to read english litterature somewhat they cannot deny.

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by mykowebhn on Monday April 01, 2019 @12:38AM (#19540547)
> The evolution of the french language is not dictated by the Académie, but rather by its use by the french people

> the Académie is actively trying to find french equivalent for [convenient English words] that are coherent with the etymology of the french language

Don't these two sentences you wrote contradict each other? From what I gather, you ARE saying that the French language IS dictated by the Académie, even though you initially wrote the contrary. I'm a little confused.

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by bisRepetita on Monday April 01, 2019 @03:10AM (#19541178)
???? There is a huge gap between trying to influence the French language, and dictating it (forcing to use it). The Francophones at the end of the day decide what they use, they live as a free society.

I welcome people trying to creatively influence a language, whether they are normal people, cool teenagers, rappers and rock stars, Quebecois guardians of the French language, or people at the Academie Francaise.

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by makapuf on Monday April 01, 2019 @07:34AM (#19542293)
For all words the equivalent of computer - "ordinateur" was invented by académie française from a sollicitation of IBM and it stuck. Everyone uses this word now.
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by p0nce on Monday April 01, 2019 @08:29AM (#19542588)
Yes, this is national pride about this one word that stuck, but here is what "ordiner" is: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_orders

Meanwhile the rest of the world use a word that refers to computation, and french has even a "computationnel" word because "ordinateur" doesn't make much sense. A computer is not something that gives holy orders.

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by 0815test on Monday April 01, 2019 @08:39AM (#19542651)
> A computer is not something that gives holy orders.

Unless it's running HolyC and TempleOS, of course! Rust and RedoxOS may be the best human-made solutions, but a computer with TempleOS is the only true "ordinateur", because it directly communes with G-d.

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by gerard2 on Monday April 01, 2019 @01:05AM (#19540655)
Well maybe. Maybe someone with a stronger literary background than me could make the argument that providing traductions of english words is just a plus to ensure the completion of the french language and not really an important part of the language evolution. But I just wanted to explain that french people do not feel like the way they speak and write is dictated by the academie.And surely their appreciation of the french language has very little to do with the yellow vests protests.
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by jacquesm on Monday April 01, 2019 @04:36AM (#19541531)
> traductions

Lucky you, we do not have an academie anglaise...

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by gerard2 on Monday April 01, 2019 @07:11AM (#19542167)
Ahah sorry. Thank you, I wouldn't want an englishman with a sword coming at me in my sleep.
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by p0nce on Monday April 01, 2019 @08:21AM (#19542552)
The effort of the Academy to create new words top-down (partly) inspired us to make a parodic website: https://bitoduc.fr/

I think french rappers (which are amazing imho) create more words successfully because they have a mechanics for popularizing the new words. They can have a word adopted with one song.

My problem with the Academy is rather simple, if an entire profession use "deadlock" successfully, why complicate things creating a new word like "interblocage"? For technical fields this may brings confusion.

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by seszett on Monday April 01, 2019 @08:54AM (#19542736)
The word "interblocage" has been used for at least a century in mechanics though. It's just a very straightforward word that anyone could come up with to describe such a situation, and one that is immediately understandable to a French speaker. I'm pretty sure the confusion would come from using "deadlock" to someone who knows "interblocage", rather than the contrary.
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by jkepler on Monday April 01, 2019 @10:47AM (#19543775)
I glanced at your list, and thought this one in particular was brilliant: SOAP (Simple Object Access Protocol) <--> SAVON (Simple Accès Vers Objets Nuageux)
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by p0nce on Monday April 01, 2019 @12:20PM (#19544955)
It's a collective effort!
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by cm2187 on Monday April 01, 2019 @04:13AM (#19541440)
Nah. They try to find and promote alternative words but no one uses them.
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by microcolonel on Monday April 01, 2019 @09:55AM (#19543220)
> The evolution of the french language is not dictated by the Académie, but rather by its use by the french people, and the role of the Académie is merely to decide what should or shouldn't be set in stone in the dictionary.

I think the weird thing about it is that it is so unnecessary. Dictionary publishers have their opinions, the public has their own, state-run schools have their own still.

The proper use of a language flows from the desire of the speaker or writer to be understood. If deferring to the compilers of the Oxford English Dictionary serves that purpose for you, that's great, but the institution is not what legitimizes that decision.

Furthermore, in Québec, L'Office québécois de la langue française has real institutional power, and has seriously oppressed people and damaged their lives in service their arbitrary protectionist ideology; harassing small business owners to strike English loan words from their signs, insisting that well-accepted signage be changed to suit them (stop signs with STOP on them are ubiquitous, even in many French speaking places, but in Québec they insist on making the signs also have ARRÊT, or only have ARRÊT on them).

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by xwolfi on Monday April 01, 2019 @10:05AM (#19543319)
And self proclaimed bookkeepers at that. As you said nobody cares and they are always reactive anyway. They cannot invent words or they’ll be ridiculed, so they simply either accept what random dudes like you and me use everyday or they latinise some english word to try to pretend they did something... then must give up under the ridicule caused by the likes of imèle and mot-dièse :D
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by Tsubasachan on Monday April 01, 2019 @05:15AM (#19541674)
I just love the French for their quaintness.

Meanwhile if you want a masters study Dutch language at a Dutch university it is entirely taught in English...

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by bane on Monday April 01, 2019 @08:51AM (#19542722)
So here's my knee-jerk attitude:

To the modern non-French speaker with a brief understanding of language evolution, the Académie sounds like something that is ill-conceived, arrogant and doomed to stagnate thought and culture in an attempt to keep France in the 17th century. Languages don't work like the Académie is designed to maintain, and this simple fact will ultimately lead to its irrelevance. Which means that the continued existence of the body seems pointless.

As an Anglophone, there's a certain sense of superiority we feel in that we're basically able to go pretty much anywhere and find somebody who speaks passable English and we don't have an equivalent body. Whenever the Académie comes up in the Anglosphere, it's in the context of an attempt to prevent an English word or phrase from officially entering the language, even though (and this is the attitude) "any stupid person can see that English won out and why not just let the loan-words in".

So that's my knee-jerk attitude, being entirely honest.

However, there's a deep rooted insecurity that's built into many English speakers. The paradox and complexity in the attitude is that English is basically a language of mostly loan words. And due to history, we inherited various modes of the language that represent various social class structures...one of the oldest was the split between the Germanic roots of English and the French (Norman) roots of English in the 11th century. To this day, the Latin or French root words are considered "superior" to the Germanic or Old-English equivalents. In some cases, the Germanic roots are considered "forbidden" while the upper-mode equivalents are considered okay to say in perfectly polite conversation. For example, "fuck" and "fornicate". This insecurity, and the modern global dominance of English (which happily uses "lingua franca" to describe itself) means internet posts about the Académie are bound to make fun of it.

But I think it also stems from not understanding in any way the historic reasons such a body was formed, maintained, and then reinstated when it was abolished during the revolution. It's virtually incomprehensible to the modern Anglophone to understand that France in the 17th century had such a diverse linguistic landscape that travel from one village to another meant needing a translator.

This post on /r/AskHistorians was incredibly enlightening to me and has completely turned around many of my earlier feelings about the Académie: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/7u8oyk/how_t...

That thread is full of incredible information that I was almost entirely ignorant of and as I read the various follow ups, especially the ones about Napoleon, I realized how important a unified language was for military and economic matters.

From the link "As late as 1863, "a quarter of all army recruits were said to speak 'patois' and nothing else," Robb writes.

This often didn't last long. There are many reports of soldiers learning French while in military service, because of the necessity of communication and orders.

But "men returning from the army quickly reverted to their native tongue. A man who came home to Cellefrouin near Angoulême in 1850 after seven years in the army and thirty years in America was speaking the patois of his boyhood again within a few days."

This wasn't a universal case, however. McPhee notes the young men of Mazières who came back home from military service in the 1870s "determined, as a sign of their worldliness, no longer to speak patois" (220).

As late as 1914, "there are several reports of Breton soldiers being shot by their comrades in the First World War because they were mistaken for Germans or because they failed to obey incomprehensible orders.""

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by gerard2 on Monday April 01, 2019 @09:27AM (#19542990)
Thank you for your honest and well argumented response. Just to be clear, my intention defending the Academie was not to go full nationalism and pretend that thanks to this god-like institution our language is the best in the world and as bearer of this language we, the french people, really are superior to everyone else. This is far from true. However I felt like this article was an unjust attack to an institution considered as quite harmless here in France. To be fair, I think a lot of people agree that it is an institution from another time, and a very few people think that it's the most useful. However I think people still have a tender liking for it and what it represents. And that is part of the french identity. As paradoxical as it may seem, being a frenchman is dreaming of being the next Marat or Jean Jaures while being a sucker for the symbols of authority. What this article calls pomp we call it "panache", and most people like this folklore. However I don't personally think that this make the french language any better that the english language or any other language. We just like our language because, as many things in France, it is charged with our history.
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by bane on Monday April 01, 2019 @09:39AM (#19543086)
> was not to go full nationalism and pretend that thanks to this god-like institution our language is the best in the world

I personally did not take it that way. I'm glad that you took my post in the self-effacing way it was meant.

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by lapnitnelav on Monday April 01, 2019 @09:35AM (#19543044)
That last anecdote gave us the verb baragouiner (which means speaking unintelligibly) that came from Bara and Gwinn which respectively means bread and wine.

The Bretons, unable to speak French, were only communicating in their own language and sometimes thought as being German. Terrible combo on the Eastern Front

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by Nasrudith on Monday April 01, 2019 @08:11AM (#19542495)
It is laggy, wasteful, and snobby - in service of a purpose we have done just fine without. It would be more surprising if they were held in esteem.
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by flexie on Monday April 01, 2019 @04:31AM (#19541511)
Ah - you don't think it's a little off that a tiny, obscure and exclusive group of 70-100 year olds, dressed up in costumes from a bygone era, gets to decide what goes into your official dictionary? Especially when they talk in such pompous way:

"Words shoot up like geysers from your pen, tumble in cascades, swirl about, bump into each other, are never at rest". That doesn't sound like someone I would chose to guard a language.

I find the sound of the French language absolutely beautiful, including the when you use English words, and I am an admirer of your country's culture. Unlike many here on HN, I also like your version of regulated capitalism. I think the average French person has much better quality of life than the average American. But I really don't see the point in this Académie Française. For a republic, you sure seem to keep a fair share of antiquated institutions and traditions around :-)

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by ordu on Monday April 01, 2019 @04:51AM (#19541578)
> "Words shoot up like geysers from your pen, tumble in cascades, swirl about, bump into each other, are never at rest". That doesn't sound like someone I would chose to guard a language.

I would not judge based on a single phrase, because I can imagine a very different minds which can produce it. He can be a person who likes to speak, who tries to get a maximum from the language he speaks, who knows language and loves it. Or maybe he just an impositor, consciously or unconsciously. He can love old language and hate any attempts to change it, or he can be happy with some changes while rejecting others.

At last, he can just a few minute ago had a conversation with someone else, who spoke like that and it was good, and under impression of that he accidently did the same. It happens sometimes. So this phrase could be produced not by a special mind, but by a special state of mind and had nothing to do with personality traits.

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by coldtea on Monday April 01, 2019 @05:15AM (#19541675)
>Ah - you don't think it's a little off that a tiny, obscure and exclusive group of 70-100 year olds, dressed up in costumes from a bygone era, gets to decide what goes into your official dictionary?

No.

>"Words shoot up like geysers from your pen, tumble in cascades, swirl about, bump into each other, are never at rest"

Better that, than the mix of pop culture references and business weasel words, the English have become.

I don't think, by your comment, that you understand the sentiments of continental Europeans in general, and the French in particular.

>For a republic, you sure seem to keep a fair share of antiquated institutions and traditions around

A republic is its traditions. Else it's just a market contract.

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by EdwardDiego on Monday April 01, 2019 @08:53AM (#19542732)
> Better that, than the mix of pop culture references and business weasel words, the English have become.

That makes little sense. Anyway, I'm going to go and synergise my Kim Kardashians.

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by coldtea on Monday April 01, 2019 @09:12AM (#19542872)
Noice! You're putting the p... on the chain wax! How disruptively on-demand!
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by flexie on Monday April 01, 2019 @06:52AM (#19542057)
I am a continental European myself and have lived in three European countries, two of which are republics (not France though). You?
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by coldtea on Monday April 01, 2019 @08:01AM (#19542453)
Lived in one, ethnic origins from another, studied in a third, have visited repeatedly over 10 of them, speak 3 of their languages (4 with mine, tho to be frank my French are read-only, as my accent has always been quite bad even in my native language), and am well-read in 4 of Western European countries' literature and philosophical writings. Have also worked for one pan-European organization.

That said, I'm probably not in line with the "modern" americanized Europeans, so there's that. Just with the good fashioned European culture. I don't find frilly language (like the example) offensive for example...

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by msla on Sunday March 31, 2019 @11:45PM (#19540306)
> As a french guy, I sense some kind of disdain for the Académie Française that I don't really get. The evolution of the french language is not dictated by the Académie, but rather by its use by the french people, and the role of the Académie is merely to decide what should or shouldn't be set in stone in the dictionary.

But deciding what the prestige dialect is is inherently classist and racist, and reifying that classism and racism into a body composed of rich old White people just rubs everyone's noses in it.

It's one thing to say "Your dialect is wrong because some amorphous entity says it is" and quite another to say "Your dialect is wrong because this specific group of old people says it is".

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by coldtea on Monday April 01, 2019 @06:23AM (#19541917)
>But deciding what the prestige dialect is is inherently classist and racist

It's only deemed so by a classist and racist prejudice (that judges other cultures by its own values and metrics to boot).

There's nothing "high class" about caring for language. People of all classes can and do root for the French language and Académie's role with it (and vice versa).

The idea that "poor people couldn't possibly agree with high standards of language" -- as if poor implies some kind of inferior intellect, or less concern with such things as use of language, arts, etc, is classist itself.

>It's one thing to say "Your dialect is wrong because some amorphous entity says it is" and quite another to say "Your dialect is wrong because this specific group of old people says it is".

They don't want "amorphous entities" in them here parts. They believe in people, scholars and artists with proven track record that are deemed worthy to be guards of the language and art (which also tends to make them "old", which in matters of experience is prudent. They don't want people eager to bring the "next hot thing" and "fad du jour" in, but people that have seen things, and are blasé about empty novelties).

Also, France has historically been a predominantly "white" nation, as were the people who shaped the language in the first place, so by representation it makes sense most of Académie to be white (it includes people of Chinese, Haitian, etc ethnical origins too). Despite that, France has a much better track record for how it treats its blacks, to have the finger pointed at them by Americans.

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by gerard2 on Monday April 01, 2019 @12:18AM (#19540460)
Well nobody is saying that any language is wrong or not. It's just that the french language is kind of an international standard and some people must decide how this standard should adapt with the evolution of the world. But the decision they make are not arbitrary decisions based on their personal feelings, they are guided by the etymology of french.
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by lucozade on Monday April 01, 2019 @02:50AM (#19541097)
> Well nobody is saying that any language is wrong or not

The Academie have done something quite similar. Infamously, they argued against protection of regional French languages.

And I agree that they’re not arbitrary but only because they have always been dead set against imported words. They have a conservatism that has become more and more anachronistic.

I can’t say I have an issue with them, because they’re entirely ignorable, but there’s a risk that they’re seen as pathetic and that that view reflects poorly on France.

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by gerard2 on Monday April 01, 2019 @03:32AM (#19541272)
Yes I agree with you that it's quite a conservative institution, and yes if I remember well it was basically created to promote the use of french over the regional dialects. But I didn't want foreign readers (especially americans and our friends across La Manche since they have no such institution) to think that the Academie was weighing on the french everyday life.
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by onli on Monday April 01, 2019 @02:35AM (#19541025)
> some people must decide how this standard should adapt with the evolution of the world

Actually, no. Neither English, Spanish nor German have a dedicated powerful centralized institution that makes those decisions for the language, and I guess Chinese doesn't either?

> But the decision they make are not arbitrary decisions based on their personal feelings, they are guided by the etymology of french.

French differs strongly from other languages in how current developments are integrated, think ordinateur, portable and not having a word for uploading stuff. They might be guided by some principle, but it leads French being an artificial and very strange language that's hard to learn and differs more than necessary, from English especially.

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by gerard2 on Monday April 01, 2019 @03:20AM (#19541222)
Ahah, what the hell are you talking about. Here is a very hidden list, found on an obscure website, that you might want to look into : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_language_regulators
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by bhaak on Monday April 01, 2019 @04:14AM (#19541448)
This list doesn't say what scope those regulators have.

I only know the situation for German and there the "Council for German Orthography" only regulates orthography not language and word usage, so take this list with a grain of salt.

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by 4ad on Monday April 01, 2019 @04:30AM (#19541509)
Also, they don't carry swords and wear $50k robes. Quite the difference.
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by gerard2 on Monday April 01, 2019 @07:08AM (#19542136)
Germans are not allowed to play around with sharp objects anymore
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by seszett on Monday April 01, 2019 @04:12AM (#19541438)
> Neither English, Spanish nor German have a dedicated powerful centralized institution that makes those decisions for the language, and I guess Chinese doesn't either?

Among this list, only English doesn't have an institution.

All three other languages (Spanish, German and Chinese) have multiple institutions, basically one per country that speaks the language, just like French.

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by bewo001 on Monday April 01, 2019 @04:57AM (#19541605)
The German 'Duden' is comparable in its role to Webster/Johnson. A private dictionary publisher who somehow managed to be regarded as the standard for a language.
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by seszett on Monday April 01, 2019 @05:11AM (#19541665)
That's the Larousse for French, or the competing Robert. Or the Littré if you're a writer with pedant and traditionalist tendencies.

The Académie is not the main reference for orthography (and its dictionary is incomplete) or for the general rules of the French language, its goal is to steer the language towards consistency, and recognize whatever new usage emerges.

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by datdata on Monday April 01, 2019 @06:56AM (#19542083)
orthographe = spelling. No offense intended. Just trying to help.
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by seszett on Monday April 01, 2019 @07:42AM (#19542352)
Indeed, the Académie actually defines orthography while the dictionaries are only references for spelling.
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by onli on Monday April 01, 2019 @04:40AM (#19541539)
German does not have such an institution - I am German and that's just a fact.

Spanish might have such an institution, but it evidently does not work - Mexican Spanish != Spanish Spanish != .... Note that I did not say it does not exist, I said there is no "powerful centralized" instance deciding this. I stand to this judgement, also for Spanish.

The extent of the actual influence wielded by the academie francaise seems to me pretty unique.

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by seszett on Monday April 01, 2019 @05:04AM (#19541633)
I think you are overestimating the actual influence of the Académie then, because it has little. The new words they propose are seldom adopted, and are eventually dropped as they only formalize actual usage. They're not creating a parallel language. The education system is also governed by a different language institution.

And just like Spanish, French is governed by different entities in different countries. The French and Québec councils are the most influent ones - and France French and Québec French are also the most divergent versions.

The French language is only "powerfully centralized" within each French-speaking country. And even then, only among a few countries.

I would say it is actually less centralized than the German language, which has a single institution that oversees orthography in ALL the German-speaking world. The French language has nothing like that.

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by ginko on Monday April 01, 2019 @05:17AM (#19541678)
There is the Rat für deutsche Rechtschreibung[1] which oversees German orthography. The German orthography reform of 1996 was overseen by it's predecessor organization, the Internationale Arbeitskreis für Rechtschreibreform. An international orthography reform like that would be pretty much unthinkable for the English language.

[1] https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_f%C3%BCr_deutsche_Rechtsch...

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by SiempreViernes on Monday April 01, 2019 @04:56AM (#19541602)
At this point you are attributing the French academy superhuman powers, the Académie Française have of course exactly the same influence as the RAE: they make the definitive dictionary and then despair a bit about all the shit words they will have to include in the next version.
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by jrockway on Monday April 01, 2019 @06:00AM (#19541827)
> Spanish might have such an institution, but it evidently does not work - Mexican Spanish != Spanish Spanish

I believe French has this problem as well. I don't speak the language but I don't think the Quebecois and "mainland" French agree on the language or care for each others' variants.

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by tronko on Monday April 01, 2019 @07:03AM (#19542116)
Mexican Spanish is a dialect in the same way Spanish Spanish or West-Andalucian Spanish... However, all Spanish dialects are Spanish.
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by pqs on Monday April 01, 2019 @04:08AM (#19541417)
Spanish has the Royal Academy of the Spanish Language, which is exactly like the French Académie. Many latin-American countries have an equivalent, and they coordinate with the Spanish one.
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by kgwgk on Monday April 01, 2019 @05:06AM (#19541643)
Minor correction: the name of the institution doesn’t include the word “language”.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Spanish_Academy

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by kuschku on Monday April 01, 2019 @03:10AM (#19541176)
German actually has the Rat der Deutschen Sprache which is exactly this and makes exactly these decisions. As do many other languages.

The latest change they made was introducing the capital ẞ.

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by bhaak on Monday April 01, 2019 @04:11AM (#19541431)
No, it doesn't if you mean with "exactly these decisions" that it also decides what words are considered officially part of the language.

You also got the name wrong. It's "Rat für deutsche Rechtschreibung" (Council for German Orthography) and that is exactly what they do.

They standardize on the orthography. Nothing more.

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by dorfsmay on Monday April 01, 2019 @01:24AM (#19540721)
The idea is to sit back and make choices that make sense when there is a conflict or that are more aligned with the rest if the language, and avoid messes like "biweekly".
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by benj111 on Monday April 01, 2019 @02:40AM (#19541048)
Or "inflammable".

Or "Aural" and "Oral"

Or Ox > Oxen, Fox > Foxes

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by raverbashing on Monday April 01, 2019 @05:34AM (#19541740)
None of those are accidents, or maybe all of those are accidents, like it is mostly common in languages
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by benj111 on Monday April 01, 2019 @05:44AM (#19541773)
Define accident. None of them seem particularly well thought out, or planned.
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by EdwardDiego on Monday April 01, 2019 @08:58AM (#19542769)
Who needs to plan a language? I love the mess that is English, there's so much history encoded in it - like how our words for common farm animals are Anglo-Saxon but the words for their meat are French, which is a snapshot of England being invaded by a French speaking Norman aristocracy who ate what the Anglo-Saxon peasants raised.

I love the different dialects that are developing of it. I particularly love my country's variant, enriched with Maori. "Kia ora bro" as a greeting captures our spirit nicely.

I love the fact that English "pursues other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary". It's a glorious organic mess. Much like humanity.

Of course, I'm glad I'm not having to learn it as a second language.

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by benj111 on Monday April 01, 2019 @09:21AM (#19542933)
I agree with the sentiment. It's a mess, that isn't necessarily a bad thing, though there are draw backs.

"Of course, I'm glad I'm not having to learn it as a second language."

As I said, I agree with the sentiment :)

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by raverbashing on Monday April 01, 2019 @06:07AM (#19541854)
> None of them seem particularly well thought out, or planned.

The question is: is anything planned?

People don't even use the correct possessive version of 'it' on the internet.

Ox became Oxen because the plural 'en' was the productive plural construction at the time, and it made more sense than writing 'Oxes'.

For the other words there might have been a historical reason (or just no reason at all) for it.

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by benj111 on Monday April 01, 2019 @06:16AM (#19541895)
French is kind of planned, that's why we're having this conversation.
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by raverbashing on Monday April 01, 2019 @06:32AM (#19541960)
"Formal French" is planned, but the language goes on without it.

For example, the AF is oblivious to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verlan (unless a word there ends hitting common usage)

> Some verlan words, such as meuf, have become so commonplace that they have been included in the Petit Larousse[3] and a doubly "verlanised" version was deemed necessary, so the singly verlanised meuf became feumeu; similarly, the verlan word beur, derived from arabe, has become accepted into popular culture such that it has been re-verlanised to yield rebeu

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by seszett on Monday April 01, 2019 @07:00AM (#19542102)
The Académie is much more au fait with modern French than you think it is.

This communication, from 2001, on the future of the French language for example http://www.academie-francaise.fr/lavenir-de-la-langue-franca... talks at length about verlan. Just to translate a small excerpt:

A language that stays still is a dying language. Ours is enriching in proportions never seen before. What the 21th century will bring us is verlan. It would be useless to fight it, as oral language has always preceded written language.

I think the Académie is much more competent than many people here think it is.

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by gerard2 on Monday April 01, 2019 @07:01AM (#19542104)
Ahah yes, verlan is quite common for certain words for certain people. But nobody thinks it is legit french. It's like using terms like "doggo", "boi" or "nite" in english.
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by vixen99 on Monday April 01, 2019 @02:58AM (#19541126)
English speakers themselves are quite capable of sorting this kind of thing out for themselves without waiting for the deliberations of the appointed whose decisions they'll probably ignore anyway - as do the French, one gathers. Life and English are both messy but we muddle through.
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by jcelerier on Monday April 01, 2019 @05:00AM (#19541613)
> Life and English are both messy but we muddle through.

As a french, it is not muddling that I want but reasoning.

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by akdor1154 on Monday April 01, 2019 @05:44AM (#19541776)
> As a french, it is not muddling that I want but reasoning.

Huh I never noticed this peculiarity of English before. "I am an Italian/Australian/Canadian" - fine. "I am an English/French/Swedish" - hell no. Traditionally you'd say Frenchman, nowadays you'd avoid the gender and use "I am French" directly as an adjective.

Anyone know why -an words can be used as a noun and -sh words can't?

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by seszett on Monday April 01, 2019 @05:55AM (#19541809)
-an words are initially nouns that have come to be used as adjectives, while -ish words are only adjectives.

The English language readily makes adjectives from nouns, but not the other way round. Nominalized adjectives are used for collective groups at most (which is why you can say "the French") but rarely become regular nouns.

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by Retra on Monday April 01, 2019 @10:40AM (#19543690)
"As a french person" would be the typical genderless replacement, not restructuring the sentence entirely.
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by bryanrasmussen on Monday April 01, 2019 @05:22AM (#19541688)
muddling through, I have managed to deduce that by 'As a french,' you mean that you are French, am I correct?
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by dorfsmay on Monday April 01, 2019 @08:51AM (#19542721)
If you see biweekly somewhere, it is impossible to know what it means without more explanations, even context isn't enough. This has been like this for years and nobody's even tried to fix it.

What is the point of having such confusion?

Also, why having dictionaries at all? And who decides which one is right?

Why not have a body made up of experts who make that decisions once and for all when natural evolution leads to bad results?

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by umanwizard on Monday April 01, 2019 @09:31AM (#19543022)
> Also, why having dictionaries at all?

Exactly the opposite of why you think we have them, apparently. In English-speaking countries, dictionaries document existing usage, they don’t try to influence it. No modern dictionary has any opinion on what usage is “correct”, and you can find a lot of extremely non-standard things in the most prestigious dictionaries.

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by gerard2 on Monday April 01, 2019 @06:56AM (#19542081)
I don't know if the Academie is racist, but one of the most famous immortals is Leopold Sedar Senghor, a Senegalese poet and politician, elected in 1983. Only 20 years after the end of the segregation in the US.
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by fifnir on Monday April 01, 2019 @08:46AM (#19542694)
You know what rubs MY nose? When people misuse language and then treat any correction as something snobby.

Typical argument from someone who just wrote "could of", or mixed you're with your: "Oh but language is to communicate, and you understood what I'm saying so it worked so stop being snobby about it"

gah, makes my blood boil

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by umanwizard on Monday April 01, 2019 @09:37AM (#19543070)
You haven’t explained what’s actually wrong with their argument.

Language is a human cultural phenomenon, it’s not math or programming. Who are you to say whether it’s right or wrong?

There is a certain variety of English that a certain social class of people have decided is “standard”, but why does that make it objectively correct?

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by Retra on Monday April 01, 2019 @10:44AM (#19543748)
Rulez of texn: Say prolly, cuz it kina save much time lol. Ifn you needa be more clear, mebes add xtra letter to and fro.
Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by fifnir on Monday April 01, 2019 @10:12AM (#19543390)
It's so self evident that I don't know where to begin...

Language has rules (They were taught to us in school). They might change over time but they still exist.

I'm sure that many "could of"s have been made official over the eons in all languages, (thanks to general ignorance/incompetence/refusal to learn) but that doesn't mean we should respect "couldofers" (see? I made up a word, I'm not that rigid) as if they're the next Shakespeare...

Iz their know point at witch "human caltoural fenonemon" stops and blatant misuse starts? Would you not draw the line somewhere?

I draw it at "you're/your/couldof" etc and it infuriates me because, not only these people offload a significant part of the work of communication to me, but they have the nerve to consider themselves somehow superior.

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by msla on Monday April 01, 2019 @12:01PM (#19544727)
> Language has rules (They were taught to us in school). They might change over time but they still exist.

Those rules are discovered, not handed down from authorities, and the rules you were taught in school are largely not the real rules English speakers abide by. The real rules are learned the way every native language is learned: Through imitation and conversation with other native speakers, the caretakers and the peers.

> Iz their know point at witch "human caltoural fenonemon" stops and blatant misuse starts? Would you not draw the line somewhere?

First, we're talking about language, not orthography. If you want to see some bizarre orthography, read Chaucer. Or Shakespeare. Or Lewis and Clark, who managed to spell "mosquito" multiple ways on the same page, in full view of each other.

Second, native speakers do make mistakes, but if a "mistake" is persistent enough to bother you, well, it probably isn't a mistake, but a dialectical feature, and saying a dialect is wrong or inferior is contrary to the science of linguistics. You wouldn't claim to have a new rule for electrons and then rant about how the electrons refuse to follow it because they're uncultured and uneducated.

And saying a dialect is "wrong" is very often a proxy for saying some people are too poor or the wrong color to "speak right" in the mind of the complainer. Witness the idiocy spewed about African-American Vernacular English, commonly called "Ebonics" by the people who try to mark it as uneducated.

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by umanwizard on Monday April 01, 2019 @11:56AM (#19544675)
Yes, you were taught a set of language rules in school. By what objective standard are those rules correct? "Because I learned them in school" isn't a good answer.

I also learned in school that it's necessary to raise one's hand before speaking, to ask an authority figure's permission before using the bathroom, and to write math proofs in a two-column format. The point is that plenty of things you learn in school are just social conventions that are useful in certain situations, not reflections of any objective reality.

I'm not arguing against the existence of a language standard -- I'm arguing against its validity.

As for your intentional misspellings, that is a strawman -- nobody actually writes or talks like that, so you're actually deviating from the cultural phenomenon, there. If people did actually commonly write "iz" for "is", and "know" for "no" (and the rest of your examples), then that sentence would take no effort to understand, and yes, I'd be fine with it.

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by bluGill on Monday April 01, 2019 @01:48PM (#19545990)
The standard for correct rules: when two people communicate they emerge at the end with a shared mental model of the subject.

People make up languages all the time. You can write your own rules to make the above grammar be instructions on getting to my village. You could write a different set of rules that make it an order to make my roast duck for dinner. (you can have fun coming up with even more bizarre things that it could mean under some rule system)

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by umanwizard on Monday April 01, 2019 @02:35PM (#19546558)
> The standard for correct rules: when two people communicate they emerge at the end with a shared mental model of the subject.

By this standard, using "their", "there", and "they're" or "your" and "you're" completely randomly is fine -- it's almost impossible for it to cause misunderstanding.

Re:The Guardians of the French Language Are Deadlocked by bluGill on Monday April 01, 2019 @03:05PM (#19546916)
In fact this is false. Even though in verbal speech they are the same, in written they are different. I have known people who didn't understand something written because the wrong word was written, once someone read it out loud they understood it.

Of course there is no reason the above people couldn't get used to one spelling if they changed the rules. We just need to have universal agreement to change the rules. (I have no clue how you would do that)