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Re:Windows93 by hluska on Monday March 02, 2020 @09:26AM (#22464666)
My four year old doesn’t believe that computers ever looked or loaded like this. Hacker News is ‘farty’ and ‘telling stories’ today.

Edit - The four year old doesn’t believe that I went to school. This is going to be quite the ride to daycare...

Re:Windows93 by asveikau on Monday March 02, 2020 @10:14AM (#22465033)
It didn't look like this. Especially not in 1993. They are mixing a bunch of metaphors from different time periods. Mostly late 90s but nothing ever animated like this either.
Re:Windows93 by dspillett on Monday March 02, 2020 @12:44PM (#22466716)
> nothing ever animated like this either

There were add-ons that added animated tricks to the window manager even back in the Win3.1 days. Nothing like you get with more modern GPU-based compositing techniques as everything had to be done in software and CPUs were not all that fast, but you could get animated icons, windows that slid or faded into view, and other such.

It was slow and jerky, even on what was high-end kit at the time, but that didn't stop people playing.

Running such software was a first class way to bring on a blue-screen, or in "standard mode" just hang everything, of course!

Re:Windows93 by core-questions on Monday March 02, 2020 @03:18PM (#22468454)
My brother could crash Windows 3.1 in Standard Mode just by mashing the keyboard in some particular way that I could never reproduce. Never took more than 10-15s of elbows on keys before we got a BSOD on an otherwise stable machine.
Re:Windows93 by wastholm on Monday March 02, 2020 @03:50PM (#22468814)
A few years ago I let my young son examine a keyboard connected to a Linux computer with a locked screen and in a few seconds he showed me my first kernel panic. I never figured out how he did it.
Re:Windows93 by ajuc on Monday March 02, 2020 @04:58PM (#22469488)
Re:Windows93 by WorldPeas on Monday March 02, 2020 @06:30PM (#22470251)
Completely unrelated, but you just brought back some wonderful memories of the elementary school computer lab when all the students would mash the shift key when they wanted help, so when the whole class got stuck, there would be a chorus of motherboard buzzers. Good times.
Re:Windows93 by sn_master on Monday March 02, 2020 @11:19AM (#22465713)
"nothing ever animated like this"

Active Desktop...

I had one of those were almost every single icon on the desktop was animated, even "My Computer".

Re:Windows93 by laumars on Monday March 02, 2020 @12:00PM (#22466210)
Active Desktop was just a HTML desktop (it didn't animate the window forms) and it part of Internet Explorer 4 so quiet late into the life of Windows 95. Probably around 1997 if I had to guess. There certainly wasn't anything like that on Windows 3.x which is what people would have been using in 1993.
Re:Windows93 by asveikau on Monday March 02, 2020 @11:59AM (#22466194)
It did not make win32 windows animate when they opened or closed.

Edit: multiple people mentioned windowblinds. I used it too in the late 90s. My point stands.

Re:Windows93 by nitrogen on Monday March 02, 2020 @12:09PM (#22466311)
There were third party addons that did some pretty crazy things. I don't know if animations were among them, but I do remember at least one that would completely retheme windows with different shapes and layouts, Windowblinds I think it was called.
Re:Windows93 by qplex on Monday March 02, 2020 @12:48PM (#22466762)
Thanks for refreshing my memory. Those were pretty cool programs back then.

I definetly remember Windowsblinds too (and geez, it seems they're still around ...).

I was into LiteStep, which basically was a shell replacement for explorer.exe.

I'm also reminded how trivially easy it was to configure Win9x to use a different shell: you'd just edit system.ini under [boot] to say shell=litestep.exe and you were done.

Here are some screenshots:

[0] https://www.stardock.com/products/windowblinds/wb-aug00g.jpg

[1] http://litestep.net/snapshot1.png

Re:Windows93 by Izkata on Monday March 02, 2020 @01:44PM (#22467380)
> I'm also reminded how trivially easy it was to configure Win9x to use a different shell: you'd just edit system.ini under [boot] to say shell=litestep.exe and you were done.

Fun fact, Win98 still had progman.exe installed (from win 3.1 and earlier). I had to switch to it in system.ini one day when something in explorer got corrupted and the normal UI wouldn't load.

Re:Windows93 by Joeri on Monday March 02, 2020 @02:03PM (#22467607)
You could do that trick even in windows 3.11. I remember using central point desktop for a while: 3d look, virtual desktops, advanced file manager and a bunch of other goodies in the 3.x era.

http://toastytech.com/guis/cpdesk.html

It was bloated and unstable though, so I was glad to upgrade to windows 95.

Re:Windows93 by core-questions on Monday March 02, 2020 @03:19PM (#22468465)
Litestep was fun, especially for those of us that couldn't get away with installing Linux on the family computer.

I also used eFX, which was a free Windowblinds competitor that made it super easy to make skins, and released a ton of garish and ugly ones back in the day.

Re:Windows93 by Rhinobird on Monday March 02, 2020 @02:02PM (#22467603)
Holy shit, Litestep! That takes me back.
Re:Windows93 by sn_master on Monday March 02, 2020 @12:31PM (#22466551)
yup! I used it until Windows XP, before Vista made it kind of pointless.
Re:Windows93 by sn_master on Monday March 02, 2020 @12:29PM (#22466528)
Window Blinds did that and way more on Windows 98 and it was fairly popular.

Many free other apps existed that did similar things too.

Re:Windows93 by Techies4Trump on Monday March 02, 2020 @02:09PM (#22467673)
Active Desktop was the first thing I disabled whenever I installed Win98 on a new machine.
Re:Windows93 by arexxbifs on Monday March 02, 2020 @11:37AM (#22465934)
The nice thing about running Linux is that my FVWM config looks pretty much the same now as it did in 1995, bitmapped fonts and all. Can't improve on perfection.
Re:Windows93 by dghughes on Monday March 02, 2020 @04:17PM (#22469093)
In the 90s I used FVWM on Red Hat v1 and it was confusing to me. It's like looking at your desktop through high-powered binoculars from two feet away.
Re:Windows93 by asveikau on Monday March 02, 2020 @06:38PM (#22470314)
It was a very configurable window manager, so I am sure with some study you could have adjusted the distance of the binoculars.
Re:Windows93 by anthk on Monday March 02, 2020 @09:25PM (#22471282)
I think he run it under a VirtualDeskop mode, where its physical screen would be smaller than the X11 video mode, thus, having to scroll up and down to show the full Fvwm Pages.
Re:Windows93 by asveikau on Monday March 02, 2020 @11:27PM (#22471777)
Thanks, I had forgotten that mode, but I remember it now.

In those days as I recall setting X to work at a good resolution was sometimes much more painful than it had to be. Since the 2000s (after the fork to Xorg for example) autoconfig got a lot better. I seem to recall it was possible to trigger a config that would give you a very low physical resolution but high res virtual desktop.

Re:Windows93 by asveikau on Monday March 02, 2020 @12:19PM (#22466418)
I recently started using fvwm again on one machine in some kind of exercise in nostalgia. Holds up surprisingly well.
Re:Windows93 by toyg on Monday March 02, 2020 @10:19AM (#22465074)
Uh, not in 93, but around 98/2000 definitely it looked like this. Well, without the animated windows effects. (I’m looking at v1 only, on mobile at the moment)
Re:Windows93 by hluska on Monday March 02, 2020 @11:04AM (#22465526)
You’re right about 93, but if you go about five years later and keep all the animations turned on, it looked a lot like this. Those animations killed performance so I suspect that most people on here turned them off as quickly as I did, but this is a pretty good reproduction. It’s good enough that as I poke around, I remember specific events from my relative youth...
Re:Windows93 by laumars on Monday March 02, 2020 @12:36PM (#22466606)
Animated windows weren't a thing even in the late 90s. That required a compositing window manager. Linux was one of the first platforms to get them and Compiz wasn't even released until the mid 00s. Vista was the first MS operating system to properly support compositing (though XP -- and 2000 via undocumented APIs -- did support transparency effects).

Animated icons have never existed aside from hacks like Active Desktop or active running programs in system tray / taskbar (again, using hacks where the icon was changed every second).

Re:Windows93 by kstrauser on Monday March 02, 2020 @01:13PM (#22467051)
I had an Amiga with various hacks that animated windows. They don't require a compositing WM, although they're much easier to implement with one.
Re:Windows93 by II2II on Monday March 02, 2020 @01:18PM (#22467097)
There were things that people called animated windows and animated icons at the time, but the meaning was quite different from what we think about today. For example: an animated window was an animation effect on the frame when a window was opened or closed, while an animated icon could be showing one icon for a closed folder and another icon for an open folder. (These recollections are from 1995 era OS/2. Windows had it's own stuff going on, but I pretty much ignored it from the introduction of Windows 95 until late Windows XP.)
Re:Windows93 by laumars on Monday March 02, 2020 @05:32PM (#22469770)
That's not what "Windows 93" (the site posted) is doing though. However I do take your point about the window borders, I had forgotten that was referred to as "window animations".

I don't agree with your icon point though. I don't recall anyone calling those boolean icon states as "animated".

Re:Windows93 by int_19h on Monday March 02, 2020 @12:55PM (#22466841)
I'm pretty sure the API that changed the window transparency was documented in 2K, because I distinctly remember reading how to do it on MSDN after first seeing one of those in an app.
Re:Windows93 by laumars on Monday March 02, 2020 @05:41PM (#22469850)
It was documented in Windows XP but I think it was Vista that really promoted the use of that effect ("Aero" was it?). Happy to be proved wrong about Windows 2000 but I don't recall seeing any documentation on MSDN back when I was playing around with Windows APIs.

I remember I pinched the API guide for XP thinking "if it works in XP then it must work in Windows 2000" and the reason I remember that so vividly was because it didn't work properly. In fact it caused a kernel panic. Which was pretty much the only time I managed to upset Windows 2000 badly enough to cause a "blue screen of death".

Re:Windows93 by int_19h on Tuesday March 03, 2020 @10:03PM (#22480864)
It definitely worked in 2K - there were many apps that implemented it as a bling feature as soon as it became known. The question is whether it was documented at the time.

If you were able to build it for Win2K, and it compiled successfully, then it was supported - it wouldn't be in the headers otherwise. Even if you build it with XP as a target, and then run on 2K, you'd get a regular Win32 error about not being able to resolve a symbol from a DLL. Getting a BSOD indicates a driver issue.

MSDN also says that it is supported for Win2K+: https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/win32/api/winuser/n...

Aero in Vista was something else - it was the first version of Windows that did whole desktop composition, and so it could do all kinds of fancy stuff, similar to Compiz that preceded it on Linux. Transparent windows in 2K/XP used per-window composition.

Re:Windows93 by tracker1 on Monday March 02, 2020 @07:10PM (#22470538)
It worked in 2k... used a customized litestep (iirc) theme with win2k for a long time. Definitely made use of the transparency bits.
Re:Windows93 by laumars on Tuesday March 03, 2020 @06:38PM (#22479818)
Did that use Microsoft API though? It might have been possible to hack your own library to do the same thing as I'm pretty sure there were are Win32 APIs to read and write pixels outside of your form -- albeit performance almost certainly wouldn't be on a par doing it that way.

(I say "pretty sure" because I once wrong a program to create a second mouse cursor but which was controlled via a game controller. The logic being I could multi-task my GUI operations. Obviously the logic was flawed and that application proved dumb but it was a fun development exercise none-the-less. Anyhow, I think I drew the cursor directly to screen by reading and writing pixels using some Win32 API; but I'm not super confident of that memory).

Re:Windows93 by laumars on Wednesday March 04, 2020 @02:24AM (#22481837)
My comment is now too old to edit but another poster has provided some good insight

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22480864

Re:Windows93 by tracker1 on Wednesday March 04, 2020 @12:07PM (#22485496)
I'm not entirely sure... I know it worked in 2K, but didn't work for Win9x line, so I'm pretty sure it was in 2K/NT APIs, and not the 3.x/9x/me line. I don't think it was used by any of MS's internal themes until XP though.
Re:Windows93 by benibela on Monday March 02, 2020 @06:25PM (#22470200)
I think it worked in 2K
Re:Windows93 by anthk on Monday March 02, 2020 @03:15PM (#22468421)
You are wrong. Xrender could do half of the effects.
Re:Windows93 by laumars on Monday March 02, 2020 @05:25PM (#22469707)
Which bit is wrong?

- Xrender wasn't released in the 90s,

- isn't window manager (ie a compositing window manager could use Xrender for compositing (like KWin supports when OpenGL isn't available) but Xrender itself isn't a WM)

- and isn't even available on Windows (which was the OS we were talking about)

I think perhaps you might have misunderstood me? (it wasn't my clearest written post).

Re:Windows93 by anthk on Monday March 02, 2020 @09:30PM (#22471296)
We are talking about how the composite extension for X was a must for FX, I said bullshit because I had these effects long before the X entension and Compiz.

And I know XRender is not a WM, FFS, my first distro was Debian Woody so I know my shit better than those Compiz bling-bling new users.

And not only KWIN did that, a lot of WM's did different FX in software by either using XRender or custom coding (such as Afterstep).

Re:Windows93 by laumars on Tuesday March 03, 2020 @05:08AM (#22473206)
> We are talking about how the composite extension for X was a must for FX

1. No. I was talking about Windows. Compiz was mentioned as a comparison to give an idea of time lines. You then decided to interpret my entire post to mean something quite different.

2. The comment about compositing was window managers, not X. Xrender, in this context, would be equivalent to OpenGL (albeit one uses hardware frame buffers et al and the other uses software).

3. Even in your Xrender point, the window animations in Linux would still have to be done via a compositing window manager such as Kwin -- which supports both Xrander and OpenGL libraries.

3 (i). ...or if not a compositing WM, an entirely separate display manager replacing X. Though even there, you'd likely still want to go down the compositing route because it's much easier.

> And I know XRender is not a WM, FFS, my first distro was Debian Woody so I know my shit better than those Compiz bling-bling new users.

1. Then why are you flipflopping between different stacks of libraries as if they're one and the same?

2. The length of time you've been using Linux isn't a useful yardstick for how much more you might know stuff

2 (i). Furthermore, HN is a technical crowd so I'm sure most on here have been using Linux at least that long. I've been running Slackware since the 90s and I know from previous conversations I'm far from a unique case. So I'd be careful about assuming your audience when commenting on here.

2 (ii). It's also worth noting that almost no new users would be using Compiz these days anyway. There's just no need when most of the popular desktop environments ship their own compositing WMs. Plus the novelty factor just isn't there now like it was back in 00s.

3. Also please tone down your language. There's no need to be rude.

> And not only KWIN did that, a lot of WM's did different FX in software by either using XRender or custom coding (such as Afterstep).

1. Nobody said compositing had to happen in hardware.

2. "FX" like menu transparencies (as you mentioned elsewhere) isn't even remotely the same as the window animations originally being discussed and being demonstrated in the Windows 93 demo linked to; and for a multitude of reasons:

2 (i) For starters you're overlaying within the same window. Things used to get trickier when you needed "FX" to interact with parts outside of your form (worse still, other applications too).

2 (ii) Transparency also wasn't computationally expensive to do in software compared to the kind of transformations that Compiz did -- and that the Windows 93 demo does. The Compiz/93 style animations simply wouldn't have been practical for general purpose computing without hardware graphics libraries (bare in mind the specifications of the average computer in the 90s and early 00s).

2 (iii) ...and I know this from experience because I used to write graphical shells for both Windows and Linux in the late 90s and early 00s.

Re:Windows93 by anthk on Tuesday March 03, 2020 @01:38PM (#22477416)
>wouldn't have been practical for general purpose computing without hardware graphics

Or just VESA and Windows' optimized 2D libraries. GDI is a good example. Most 2D FXs don't require a hard computation. Seriously, Enlightenment did those in software.

You underestimate what could've done in software in the 90's, especially when memory protection under w9x was nil and everything was much more low level.

Insecure? A lot. Would it work? Yes.

Windows 98 could do these with 3rd party software.

>Slackware in late 90's

Debian Woody was almost like late 90's for obvious reasons. It shipped a 2.2 kernel with 2.4 being the optional and bleeding edge one.

Re:Windows93 by laumars on Tuesday March 03, 2020 @05:05PM (#22479158)
> Or just VESA and Windows' optimized 2D libraries. GDI is a good example.

From what I remember of GDI (and admittedly it's been a while since I've done graphics development on Windows) GDI wasn't designed for real time animations. It was more designed for static (or at least semi-static) scenes like image editing. Real time transformations is a whole different ball game.

Either way, GDI certainly wasn't optimised. If you wanted optimised then you'd have used DirectDraw (which doesn't exist now but back then it was a thing).

> Most 2D FXs don't require a hard computation.

But we're not talking about "fx" as you keep calling it, we're talking about real time transformations interacting with multiple different canvases (to borrow a term from web development). Wobbly windows is a whole different ball game to transparent forms. Then you need to factor in that those transformations need to happen without slowing desktop performance.

Windows 9x used to do really basic "animations" which required no transformation effects and even that used to get turned off by a great many people on modest hardware because of the impact it had on performance.

You're just not being realistic about either the transformation effects in question (repeatedly moving the goal posts to basic translucency on stationary forms) nor the hardware of the era in question.

> Seriously, Enlightenment did those in software.

Enlightenment is a seriously cool piece of engineering but it didn't do compositing until E16. And it wasn't even the early versions of E16 either. So we're not talking late 90s / early 00s there either.

Also did Enlightenment really do that in software or are you just assuming it did?

> You underestimate what could've done in software in the 90's, especially when memory protection under w9x was nil and everything was much more low level.

Graphics development was not more low level. The opposite was actually the problem: Windows APIs lacked direct hardware access the early part of the 9x life time. In fact literally the entire point of GDI was to offer an approximation of what could be done with direct hardware access but without giving Windows developers low level APIs. The obvious side-effect of that is a massive performance hit. There was a reason DirectDraw was so sorely needed and a reason why a great many games developers still favoured DOS for the early part of 9x's life.

> Windows 98 could do these with 3rd party software.

But it didn't do real time transformation effects and that 3rd party software often ran like a sack of shit on peoples systems. Usually the people you saw who ran it well were gamers on high end systems.

> Debian Woody was almost like late 90's for obvious reasons.

No it wasn't. It was released in 2002[1]. The testing repo for woody wasn't even created until mid December 2000[2] (so basically 2001).

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debian_version_history#Debian_...

[2] https://www.debian.org/doc/manuals/project-history/ch-detail...

Re:Windows93 by core-questions on Monday March 02, 2020 @03:20PM (#22468474)
Is this what Enlightenment used to achieve that?
Re:Windows93 by anthk on Monday March 02, 2020 @03:47PM (#22468767)
Maybe. KDE menu transparencies used that. I think some terminals with true transparency used XRender, too.
Re:Windows93 by anticensor on Monday March 02, 2020 @10:23AM (#22465110)
Windows 93 is what became Windows 95.
Re:Windows93 by LocalH on Monday March 02, 2020 @11:32AM (#22465872)
To counter the downvotes from people who are certain there was no “Win93”, here are two internal MSFT emails referring to the same, in clear reference to what ended up being Win95.

http://www.windowswiki.info/wp-content/uploads/codenames/PX0...

http://www.windowswiki.info/wp-content/uploads/codenames/PX0...

Re:Windows93 by roelschroeven on Monday March 02, 2020 @11:05AM (#22465545)
Nah, I don't think so, Windows 95 was codenamed Chicago before it was released. I can't remember ever having seen the name "Windows 93" mentioned in that time.
Re:Windows93 by anticensor on Monday March 02, 2020 @11:15AM (#22465672)
See The Old New Thing, by Raymond Chen: https://books.google.com.tr/books?id=wYrCitbs5PQC , where he says "Windows 95 was originally Windows 93, after all."
Re:Windows93 by roelschroeven on Monday March 02, 2020 @11:28AM (#22465807)
You're right, apparently, and I was wrong. Wikipedia says so too:

> So the development of Windows "Chicago" was started and, as it was planned for a late 1993 release, became known as Windows 93 which was also known as Windows 4.0.

Re:Windows93 by chungy on Monday March 02, 2020 @11:12AM (#22465629)
You wouldn't have. It was still being called "Windows 4.0" until very close to its release in 1995.
Re:Windows93 by jdofaz on Monday March 02, 2020 @11:51AM (#22466091)
I remember people talking about Windows 97 before 1998 rolled around.
Re:Windows93 by asveikau on Monday March 02, 2020 @11:06AM (#22465546)
Source?

I thought they had some design ideas in a later cancelled OS called Cairo, then they had a release codenamed Chicago which ported some ideas but dramatically scaled back, and that was Win95.

Re:Windows93 by fcbrooklyn on Monday March 02, 2020 @11:14AM (#22465666)
At the time there were two branches, the win 3.1 branch, which was consumery, and the NT branch which was for servers / developers, etc. Cairo was an OS based on the NT branch, which was ultimately cancelled. Chicago was the project name for win95, which came off the 3.1 branch. Eventually the NT/3.1 branches merged, in the release called XP. And yeah, there's no such thing as windows 93.

Source: worked at msft from 92-97.

Re:Windows93 by asveikau on Monday March 02, 2020 @11:53AM (#22466123)
But I thought the Chicago UI was also present in some form in cairo, and that is where some of it originated. Is that true?

I know the history of NT based windows much better, I was at MS later, and in Windows.

Re:Windows93 by fcbrooklyn on Monday March 02, 2020 @12:02PM (#22466232)
There may have been some overlap, but as I remember it the main thrust of Cairo wasn't really about UI. It was an object based filesystem, and some other fancy shit going on under the covers. (I was on Apps, and we never targetted Cairo, never got a chance to play with it directly, but I saw it demoed a few times, and I remember the UI looking more like NT/3.11. Could easily be misremembering that part though)

EDIT: Yeah, you're right, there was some UI that made it to 95. From wikipedia:

"The Windows 95 user interface was based on the initial design work that was done on the Cairo user interface."

Re:Windows93 by numpad0 on Monday March 02, 2020 @12:04PM (#22466242)
Wow, never thought of 98/98SE as 4.x point releases, or Me as 5.0, or XP Home and Pro as descendant SKUs for 3.1 and NT 3.1.
Re:Windows93 by mikepurvis on Monday March 02, 2020 @12:23PM (#22466459)
Windows Me was still in 95/98 development line and is internally versioned as 4.2. 2000 and XP were 5.x, Vista was 6.0, Windows 7 was 6.1, Windows 8 was 6.2, and Windows 10 probably would have been internally 7.0 if they hadn't bumped the internal number forward to match.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Microsoft_Windows_vers...

Re:Windows93 by fcbrooklyn on Monday March 02, 2020 @12:08PM (#22466295)
Heh, yeah, I remember when they switched to labelling everything by year. Those of us on the development teams thought that was seriously tempting fate given our track record of routinely shipping things a year late.
Re:Windows93 by reflectiv on Monday March 02, 2020 @12:58PM (#22466883)
to that point, wasn't 95 actually released in '96?

I was like 13 but thats what I remember...

Re:Windows93 by fcbrooklyn on Monday March 02, 2020 @01:10PM (#22467022)
Heh, no, but it was a close call. Shipped in August of 95. I was working on Office "95" at the time, and we were seriously under the gun, for a few reasons. Firstly, it came down from on high that all Office apps needed to be ported to 32-bit, as opposed to running in Win95's 16 bit subsystem (this was a massive job, and introduced numerous bugs). And to make matters worse, this was a time when software was delivered in boxes, which contained CDRoms, or 3.25" floppies, as the customer desired. Win95 had completely reserved all of msft's manufacturing capacity for like 6-7 weeks, so in order to ship in 95, we had to ship like 2 months earlier than a normal release.
Re:Windows93 by 0x0 on Monday March 02, 2020 @07:06PM (#22470507)
3.5" or 5.25" :)
Re:Windows93 by JdeBP on Tuesday March 03, 2020 @07:28AM (#22473869)
Re:Windows93 by fcbrooklyn on Monday March 02, 2020 @11:27PM (#22471778)
that's right. 3.5... 5.25 was long past.
Re:Windows93 by Waterluvian on Monday March 02, 2020 @09:54AM (#22464888)
This is my favourite part about my 3 year old. I love when he combines his imagination with his ability to have unwavering opinions on things.

Recently: a conversation in which he insisted that no, that person isn't my dad, it's his grandpa. But I have a dad too. No, you're my dad. That's grandpa. etc.

Also I'm apparently five years old which is very old. Mom got off easy. She's four.

Re:Windows93 by zaat on Monday March 02, 2020 @01:32PM (#22467258)
You say that you have a dog? Yes, a villain of a one, said Clesippus. And he has puppies? Yes,and they are very like himself. And the dog is the father of them? Yes, he said, I certainly saw him and the mother of the puppies come together. And is he not yours? To be sure he is. Then he is a father, and he is yours; ergo, he is your father, and the puppies are your brothers.
Re:Windows93 by balls187 on Monday March 02, 2020 @11:24AM (#22465783)
I took my 3 year old to a local wilderness park.

After, we talked the animals, and he confidently told me that he "was almost eaten by a bear."

Re:Windows93 by hluska on Monday March 02, 2020 @11:11AM (#22465611)
I love this comment - it describes so much of my child and reminds me so much of her, right down to her confidence about her grandparents’ ages.

She’s a little older so she knows some pretty big numbers. I’m 20, her granny and grandpa are 20 and she’s either 4 or if she wants to be the boss she’s ‘10 hundred’. :)

But you’re 5. That’s really old...

Re:Windows93 by exikyut on Monday March 02, 2020 @10:43AM (#22465303)
Undeniably interesting to witness how the yours/mine infrastructure hasn't come online yet.
Re:Windows93 by zaat on Monday March 02, 2020 @12:17PM (#22466396)
Last Friday, at my parents house, I showed my four year old an album of me as baby, when she failed to guess who's in the pictures and was told it's me, her face was at first sheer horror, then total disbelief.
Re:Windows93 by ConceptJunkie on Monday March 02, 2020 @12:39PM (#22466648)
One of my kids asked me, when he was 4, if the negative numbers go on forever. To this day, almost 20 years later, that still blows my mind.
Re:Windows93 by ConceptJunkie on Monday March 02, 2020 @12:40PM (#22466659)
And no, he's not a math whiz. None of my kids are. That was disappointing. But he's a whiz at plenty of other things.
Re:Windows93 by paulmd on Monday March 02, 2020 @06:28PM (#22470231)
He'll probably think Hilbert's Hotel is pretty fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faQBrAQ87l4

Re:Windows93 by JadeNB on Monday March 02, 2020 @09:28AM (#22464679)
What does "telling stories" mean in this context? It actually sounds like a pretty good description of HN to me …. (EDIT: Oh, I guess it means lying.)
Re:Windows93 by hluska on Monday March 02, 2020 @09:40AM (#22464766)
I’m very sorry. My child has a wonderful imagination and loves to tell stories. Sometimes the stories happened (they are true) and sometimes they didn’t really happen (they are stories). In our family, we have telling truths (these are things she saw and that I can ask other adults about) and telling stories (these are things that she didn’t see with her eyes). We don’t have a concept of lying yet, but that will likely come this year. For now, ‘telling stories’ fills the role of lying.
Re:Windows93 by rjsw on Monday March 02, 2020 @09:50AM (#22464852)
Do you read books to your child ?

I can remember stuff from quite a young age, I think that one thing I took from getting books read to me was that inventing worlds and setting stories in those worlds was just something that everyone did.

Re:Windows93 by hluska on Monday March 02, 2020 @10:58AM (#22465442)
We read almost constantly and she has been surrounded with books since she was an infant. Now that she’s a little bit older, she ‘reads’ and I read to her. At bedtime, she’ll often ‘read’ a book with a lot of pictures, then I’ll read it back to her and then we’ll switch to a book with fewer pictures and I’ll read it to her until she goes to sleep.

Do you have any book recommendations? I’m always looking to add to the library! :)

Re:Windows93 by balls187 on Monday March 02, 2020 @11:27AM (#22465804)
Any libraries near you?

Our system (king county library system) is top notch, and their children section is organized with books specific to children development: life events, feelings, bedtime, concepts, etc.

Every two weeks I go and pick out new books, rotating topics.

Re:Windows93 by hluska on Monday March 02, 2020 @06:34PM (#22470277)
We live two blocks from a library and she goes regularly. It’s great on weekends (especially during the winter) - it’s full of kids and it’s a lot of fun.

I like asking people for book, television or even website suggestions. We’ve found some unbelievable gems that way, including a site she uses to ‘wave to the International Space Station.’ :)

Re:Windows93 by JadeNB on Monday March 02, 2020 @02:44PM (#22468094)
No need to be sorry! I wasn't being snarky; I genuinely didn't understand at first.
Re:Windows93 by pdpi on Monday March 02, 2020 @11:14AM (#22465663)
I guess it's more the fanciful sort of talking about things that don't actually exist like a book does, versus the impact intent to deceive that goes with lying.
Re:Windows93 by hluska on Monday March 02, 2020 @11:25AM (#22465790)
That’s a perfect description. She’s a kind, innocent little person with a big heart and a big imagination. Sometimes the line between imagination and fact is a little fuzzy, but I don’t think it has the intent of a lie. They’re just stories...
Re:Windows93 by pbhjpbhj on Monday March 02, 2020 @12:56PM (#22466855)
Ha that line is really blurry sometimes. I told my kid that I fly to work, thinking he'd do that sideways glance nose-scrunch thing and realise it was a fictional story quite easily: instead he got worried that I shouldn't fly too high.

I suggested I could tunnel like a mole instead, but apparently that's ridiculous!

Re:Windows93 by gowld on Monday March 02, 2020 @12:21PM (#22466445)
It's cute when kids with their not-yet-developed brains to it, but when adults do it pathological lying, narcissism, psychopathy, or various other personality disorders.
Re:Windows93 by hluska on Monday March 02, 2020 @06:27PM (#22470217)
This is a good point and it’s one that I try to be mindful of. At this point, it’s age appropriate but at some point we’ll start talking about consequences, truth and lies.

The strangest part of parenting is how quickly time flies. A little over four years ago, I sent my parents pictures from the first ultrasound. Today, the baby in the ultrasound is sitting here, eating an orange and watching My Little Pony. It’s been years, but it feels like minutes...

It’s wonderful but it goes by too fast and there’s a heck of a lot of responsibility crammed into a short number of years.

Re:Windows93 by paulmd on Monday March 02, 2020 @06:29PM (#22470244)
Ah, but which pony is best pony? ;)
Re:Windows93 by hluska on Tuesday March 03, 2020 @01:58PM (#22477612)
I’ve been watching a lot of My Little Pony so this could get heated...:)
Re:Windows93 by bananamerica on Monday March 02, 2020 @08:49PM (#22471119)
I think it means fiction, which is distinct from lying.
Re:Windows93 by duxup on Monday March 02, 2020 @10:37AM (#22465239)
At 4 years old they're not able to understand how much world there is outside their own.
Re:Windows93 by tartoran on Monday March 02, 2020 @12:58PM (#22466882)
Yes but their imagination knows no boundaries. Later on they get it but so does their imagination diminish.
Re:Windows93 by williamdclt on Monday March 02, 2020 @03:03PM (#22468312)
I'm quite unconvinced by that. This might be true, but most of "kid imagination" I've seen or heard of was mashing up things they've had some experience with ("the dinosaur fights the action man", "my uncle can teleport"...). They don't seem to be able to think in the abstract, or even think outside any box (such as imagining that somebody could be more than 10yo! What would a 1000yo, 10000yo be like? An adult would have much much more imagination).

We find them funny and weird because they take mash up things we got bored or familiar with (dinosaurs, age), so they shake up our world a bit. But imaginative? Some adults are terrible at imagination, but many are amazing

Re:Windows93 by latexr on Tuesday March 03, 2020 @12:58AM (#22472191)
Re:Windows93 by williamdclt on Tuesday March 03, 2020 @06:54AM (#22473649)
Haha Boulet is great, I forgot about this particular comic, thanks! Exact explanation of what I mean
Re:Windows93 by matthewhartmans on Monday March 02, 2020 @04:37PM (#22469316)
haha this made my day! thanks man :')