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Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by opdahl on Monday October 14, 2019 @06:21PM (#21253498)
I'm a Norwegian, and where I work I have the option of eating a big warm lunch, but I very rarely do. I've noticed that eating a big lunch makes the following hour extremely unproductive, so for the last year I have made a matpakke with 3 slices of bread. Normal _pålegg_ is liver paste, cheese or peanut butter. I can easily go through my lunch in just few minutes, and even while working at the same time.

My thought process is that I'd rather be more productive during working hours and go home early, than waste 2 hours in the middle of the day on a heavy calorie lunch.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by camillomiller on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @01:32AM (#21255795)
As an Italian, I am profoundly offended by this statement and most of the comments in this thread :D
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by arcosdev on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @01:52AM (#21255867)
Italian Canadian, living in Norway. You have no idea the level of mangia cake going on here. It's like no one's palate evolved past preschool.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by username90 on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @03:08AM (#21256196)
Being happy eating boring food is a superpower, lets you focus on more interesting parts of life.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by collyw on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @03:42AM (#21256350)
Eating good food is one of the interesting parts of life for me.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by piva00 on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @05:35AM (#21256882)
It definitely is for me also but I've changed from "I need to eat something good for every meal" and being enslaved by that to "I can eat my boring, cheap and quick food just for sustenance and save time and money to enjoy a proper food experience" the older I get.

No idea how that happened, I used to be really really into having nice and fancy team lunches now and then, nowadays I save those times for a nice date in a pretty good restaurant.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by darkwater on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @06:21AM (#21257117)
Eating, sex and defecating are three pillars of the human experience. Only after them it comes all the other fun.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by mcv on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @11:07AM (#21259208)
I agree with the first part of that sentence, but good food is absolutely one of the more interesting parts of life. It's just that it can be very convenient if you can eat without it having to be an interesting meal.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by marvin on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @05:43AM (#21256920)
Just wait until I tell you that the Norwegian word for 'cheese' also encompasses boiled whey products that are hardened and shaped into brown blocks. I've lost count over the times this discussion has shown up with my French relatives.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by rkangel on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @08:10AM (#21257607)
Ah, but Gjetost is glorious.

My family is deeply split down the middle as to whether it's fantastic or a crime against cheese.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by marvin on Wednesday October 16, 2019 @04:15AM (#21268160)
The French have it firmly classified as a crime. Not just a crime, but a sign of a fatally flawed culture, with a language that doesn't make the discinction between this and bacterially processed cheese.

We have multiple versions, Brunost ("brown cheese") in different varieties that can generally be classified as mysost ("whey cheese"), which is the closest we get to a language distinction for this product that is distinct from cheese. I think the same term can be used for geitost ("goat cheese"). But all of these terms have the word "cheese" in them :D

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by Graham24 on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @09:35AM (#21258172)
I love that cheese, Gjetost.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by eafkuor on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @02:19AM (#21255980)
Me too. It's like people are forgetting to enjoy their lives.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by smcl on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @02:28AM (#21256022)
People enjoy different things - you might enjoy a long lunch, the original commenter enjoys going home early (to spend time with family, friends, dog, whatever)
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by camillomiller on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @02:41AM (#21256080)
It’s not that. In Italy people have short lunch breaks too. It’s just what’s actually entitled to be called “lunch” that baffles the average Italian
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by smcl on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @02:54AM (#21256136)
By now people are well read and well travelled enough not to be surprised or baffled by other cultures, particularly between countries that aren't completely alien to one other. I think surprise or disgust at another culture's lunch is just performative at this point.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by louhike on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @03:56AM (#21256407)
Well, being performative can be considered a part of italian culture.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by librish on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @02:58AM (#21256153)
These sandwiches are really tasty. Simple things made well can be really good.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by pedanticlawyer on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @05:39AM (#21256900)
> It's like people are forgetting to enjoy their lives.

you mean by seating in front of a table for the most part of the day and constantly talking about food? :)

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by eafkuor on Thursday October 17, 2019 @02:43AM (#21279497)
Nice stereotype but lunches in Italy are usually 30 minutes, just like in many other European countries. It's the 3 minute long, bland lunch in front of your laptop that's depressing to me. But as other people said to each their own.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by Vaskivo on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @10:36AM (#21258828)
As a Portuguese, I feel you.

For us meals, especially lunch, are of the utmost importance.

And it's a crucial element at work. It's a moment of bonding and team-building. If you want to make a team-building activity in Portugal, forget all those annoying and stupid activities. Just gather everybody around a table with food.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by swarnie_ on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @02:56AM (#21256144)
I've worked in Italy a few times and i just can't get my head around it.

One sleepy little town basically shut down between 12:30 and 14:30 every day. Everyone went home for lunch but also the majority of the local shops shut too.

How do you get anything done??

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by YeGoblynQueenne on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @05:38AM (#21256894)
In the Mediterranean, where we pretty much all have a variant of the siesta, it gets very hot [1] around the middle of the day. At that point, you have two options:

a) You can stay on and try to work in the heat.

b) You can go home, have lunch, take a little nap and return in the evening when it's cooler.

Option (a) means you spend the next three or four hours in a zombie-like state with your brain addled by the heat and your productivity severely reduced. Basically, you will do no real work at that time, you'll just be filling your chair and pretending to work.

Option (b) is the optimal allocation of resources. You work when you're in your most productive and when you can't be productive, you don't work.

I'm speaking of very recent experience. I spent August and September in Greece, working on my PhD research(80% coding, 20% paper writing, should probably have been the other way around). I'd have lunch around 14:00, then go for a nap around 15:00 when the glycaemic spike would hit (often just from a bit of salad, but with lots of olive oil). I'd set my alarm to 15:20 to make sure I wouldn't oversleep. That's just a quick nap- but I would wake up invigorated and work 'till night time, when friends would appear unsummoned and drag me off to drink and celebrate life like only we in the South know how to [2].

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[1] "Very hot" is over 30°C most of the year, near 40°C in the summer (which lasts most of Spring and half of Autumn, too). That's _on average_.

[2] This is sarcasm.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by 2rsf on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @07:05AM (#21257320)
Shops being closed 14-16 used to be a thing in Israel when I was a child, now with the introduction of air conditioning and modern work ethics it's not really a thing anymore.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by wavefunction on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @10:58AM (#21259105)
>modern work ethics

Don't kid yourself when comparing the present to the past (and for some, still present) with sun-up to sun-down manual labor.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by golergka on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @07:22AM (#21257388)
Option C: remember that it's 21 century and turn the AC on. Lived in Israel for a few years with the same temperatures, never seen anything close to a siesta (except the shabbat, of course, but that's a completely different thing).
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by sidpatil on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @09:15AM (#21257993)
> when the glycaemic spike would hit (often just from a bit of salad, but with lots of olive oil)

Hmm, what other ingredients did you have in your salad? I would think the relatively low-carb (mostly leaves) and high-fat (olive oil) meal would cause a very minimal blood sugar spike, if one at all.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by YeGoblynQueenne on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @03:44PM (#21262833)
Normally, tomatoes, onions and oregano, and sometimes rye rusks called "paksimadi" in Greek:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusk#Greece

The olive oil on its own, plus the heat is sufficient to knock you out really. It gets _really_ hot in Greece in the summer.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by erfgh on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @07:06AM (#21257322)
Over 30 degrees most of the year? No way this is true.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by YeGoblynQueenne on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @03:48PM (#21262870)
You're right, I overestimated this by quite a bit.

This site shows Athens over 20 degrees (just) on average, six months of the year.

https://www.holiday-weather.com/athens/averages/

These days I only go home in the summer (July to September to be more precise) so I guess I've inflated how hot it is, in my mind.

Now I'm a laughing stock. And rightly so.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by areyousure on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @02:12PM (#21261735)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lindos#Climate is about as hot as it gets in Greece, with an average high over 30 °C for (only) three months.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by cylinder on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @07:17AM (#21257368)
Agree. It snows in Santorini winter...
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by yiyus on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @03:49AM (#21256374)
Two blocks of 4 hours of work with a break of 2 hours between them is not a bad division of time.

You do not need much more time to refocus after a two hour break than after a half an hour break, but the two hours break and the larger meal allows you to work until longer in the evening. In many cases, you can even spend time with your family during this middle of day break, so you do not have that necessity to leave early.

I have followed the two different lifestyles in the south and north of Europe. Northern people tell you how their system allows them to leave early and have more time for family or whatever, but truth is people in the south spent way more time with family and friends. Also, south people usually work more hours, but it's the north people who get the job done.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by StavrosK on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @05:21AM (#21256818)
Unfortunately, having to commute home again basically kills any benefit the "split" work schedule can have. This really works when your house is a five minute walk from your workplace (so it worked great for my granddad), it works less well today with the half hour drives each way.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by YeGoblynQueenne on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @05:43AM (#21256924)
That's true. It works excellent if you can work from home. We should catch up with the times and make working from home a lot more widespread in the South.

Or of course we could be pragmatic and have siesta booths in every workplace etc.

Finally, there's the nuclear option: air conditioning. I find that in offices where it's constantly 18°C you don't need to take a siesta (but you have to carry your coat with you in the heart of summer to avoid frostbite).

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by brosinante on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @05:56AM (#21256985)
It depends on your definition of "getting things done". I have no illusions about the work ethic of meditteraneans (being one myself, and with the caveat that work ethic is probably the wrong word to use here). This might be just me growing slightly older - but i tend to side more and more on the med side. Nowdays I wish I could take a 2 hour break to go hang out at home, cook my own meal and listen to some music instead of the usual 30/60 minute lunch break. Getting things done means different things to different people, and culture plays a huge part.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by drinfinity on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @07:54AM (#21257542)
It actually means the same thing to everyone except that, as an Italian, you redefine what productivity means as to include "being non-productive".
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by brosinante on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @09:33AM (#21258156)
I'm not Italian, but that's besides the point - if your definition of being productive is punching a card twice a day in 8 hour intervals then go for it. But permit me to be highly critical of you being the arbiter of what the definition of productive is.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by _vrmm on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @08:02AM (#21257576)
Capitalism always makes us focus on productivity. Even more in this startup world ycombinator is part of.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by gherkinnn on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @03:17AM (#21256250)
It can be bloody hot so you might as well take a nap.

If everything adjusts to that schedule it’s a nice way to live.

If, however, you run out of water and stumble in to such a village at 12:35 you’re in bad luck.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by _vrmm on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @07:59AM (#21257565)
Only shops (not all, mostly small) close at lunch. Office hours are different. I think this is going to change in the years to come.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by drinfinity on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @07:52AM (#21257531)
They don't.

India is also hot, they don't close for siestas.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by abdullahkhalids on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @03:50AM (#21256381)
I guess they haven't been defeated by the 40 hour minimum work week imposed by modern capitalism. As long as they are happy, who cares when they work.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by swarnie_ on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @04:03AM (#21256433)
> who cares when they work.

I'm not demanding change, purely making an observation as a Northern European consultant who happens to drop in to the culture a few weeks a year.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by lostjohnny on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @05:19AM (#21256809)
> One sleepy little town basically shut down between 12:30 and 14:30 every day

That's not been true since the 80s.

You're probably confused by the fact that some services shut down at lunch time (service facing offices like banks) for historical reason, we in Italy have a very rigid system of contracts that regulate each category of work in a very precis way, including work hours.

If banks want to stay open at lunch time, they'll have to change the national contract.

But if you go to an hospital or a bar or a restaurant or an IKEA branch, you'll find people working hard even at lunch time.

Source: born, raised and still living in Italy since 43 years ago.

> How do you get anything done??

I don't know, maybe We are smarter than the rest of the World... :)

Getting things done is not about the time you put in them, it's about the effort.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by swarnie_ on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @09:22AM (#21258045)
> That's not been true since the 80s.

I'm sorry my person experience doesn't match with your statement?

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by pedanticlawyer on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @05:40AM (#21256908)
> How do you get anything done?

By doing things well. ;)

Seriously, ask you colleagues, who has ever done anything good at lunch time, when low sugar fatigue kicks in?

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by monksy on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @07:45AM (#21257495)
As an American who loves Italy and Italians. I agree.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by lostjohnny on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @05:11AM (#21256772)
As a very adult Italian, I prefer to eat a sandwich (usually 'panino con affettati') and go home early, than waste 2 hours eating with other people, in expensive places, not so great food that barely resemble real Italian food.

And I live in Italy.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by euske on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @12:32AM (#21255583)
There are two solutions to this: Eating less for lunch is one, taking an afternoon nap is another.

I'm taking the latter one. I eat lunch at 1pm in normal days, and my sleepiness usually kicks in around 2pm. Then I take a 15-min power nap, and I become fully energized again.

The process I take a nap is 1) open up a terminal and press the enter, so the current time is shown in a prompt. 2) literally headdesk. 3) wake up and hit the enter again, then you'll know how long you've slept. You can even set up a small script to measure your sleep time.

It turned out that my nap time is almost constant between 15 to 20 mins. Technically I can argue that I'm splitting my lunch break into two parts and using it for different purposes (45 min for lunch and 15 min for nap), so I'm not that much slacking.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by camillomiller on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @01:34AM (#21255807)
The theory goes that a power nap shouldn’t be more than 25 minutes, otherwise you risk falling in a deeper state of sleep. I tested the assumption and I find it true. Also, napping quickly everywhere is a skill one can train.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by Narretz on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @05:04AM (#21256739)
Note that there's no risk with falling in a deeper state of sleep. This sleep is still good. The problem is only that waking up from a deeper sleep is harder and you will temporarily feel less awake than before the nap.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by chronogram on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @04:03AM (#21256434)
> Also, napping quickly everywhere is a skill one can train.

I am interested! How did you, and how long did it take you?

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by fr1tkot on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @05:43AM (#21256922)
You just need to operate on a constant sleep deficit, just above total exhaustion, then you can fall asleep whenever and wherever you want
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by camillomiller on Wednesday October 16, 2019 @12:46AM (#21267136)
The infamous startup founder method
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by mos_basik on Wednesday October 16, 2019 @11:13PM (#21278611)
Not the person you were asking, but-

I learned how to nap while adjusting to the Uberman polyphasic sleep schedule (20 min naps every 4 hours). Wouldn't have described myself as a proficient napper before that, but do now.

My memory of the process is a little dim given it was in 2011, but the first thing most people I talk to about this say is "Man, I could never do that, I'd never fall asleep fast enough," and the answer to that is simple - during the adjustment period your problem is never falling asleep; it'll definitely be waking up. :)

But I still nap even though I stopped Uberman after a year (it worked fine, life just took me elsewhere), and things I've learned:

- I think most people would agree that meditating is definitely a trainable skill. The edge I ride while meditating is being completely immobile, comfortable and relaxed while keeping my awareness focused and sharp. Allowing my mind to wander is one failure mode, but falling asleep is another. For me, a "poor" meditation session frequently feels like a great nap ;) But in all seriousness, for me the physical setup for meditation and a nap is almost identical - comfortable position, no pressure points that I'll need to adjust in five minutes (this is just experience), and as relaxed as I can get. Some guided meditation tracks help train this by making you go through each part of your body and relax them one at a time. That's helpful to do a few times imo, but you get the hang of it quickly and should be able to do it yourself and all at once very fast.

- As far as my thoughts go - it's almost the opposite of meditation. In meditation, I'm constantly wrenching my attention back to my breathing or my big toe or whatever. For a nap, I drop the reins on my mind and let it do whatever it wants. Free association. I have basically one rule, which is that I don't think about problems - nothing that I'm trying to solve or understand. If I'm fresh off of work or an intense game or something, I'll seed my thoughts with some pleasant topic, situation or person and then let it wander from there. The more nonsensical and unreal the thoughts are, the better - it's almost like maintaining internally-consistent thoughts keeps my brain conscious and vice versa. Think Alice in Wonderland nonsense-poem level absurdity. When I'm on a well-balanced schedule (I'm on a two-nap schedule now and trying to hit my naps with about 30 min accuracy), my naps are light enough that I dream easily - so frequently, whatever free-associated thoughts I'm having transition seamlessly into dreamstuff.

- I used to sleep with closed-back around-ear headphones playing music the vast majority of the time (my naps are almost always on my back; my core sleep is usually on my front). I was diagnosed ADD years after learning to nap; I interpreted my use of music as giving my brain the stimulation it needs to relax or something. I was also in a college dorm, so I also experimented with earplugs under the headphones but generally found them uncomfortable (basic etymotics, not foam ones). I don't sleep with music much any more, but I still frequently sleep with headphones on for some basic background conversation reduction and as a visual "don't interrupt me" signal if I'm in public.

- sleep masks are a gift from heaven. I didn't use them back then, but I seriously picked them up last year and after a week or so of getting used to sleeping with something strapped to my face, they are astoundingly helpful. It's worth it to get a pair with eye cups so your eyelashes don't brush the inside (much) when your eyes move or open. These are a much stronger "don't interrupt me" signal than headphones, lol.

- I'm pretty skinny and don't have a big caffeine habit so small amounts of it noticeably affect my ability to nap. Be aware of any stimulants you're consuming - coffee, cigarettes, adderall, what have you - and if napping is hard, consider experimenting with timing / ordering naps and stimulants. During the Uberman transition period, I did play around with chugging a bottle of Coke and immediately taking a nap, so I could fall asleep but the caffeine would hit as early as possible after I woke up and not affect my next nap too much. I don't remember if this worked well, but this is the kind of thing you can play with.

- During Uberman, I was sort of forced to nap anywhere and everywhere - on lawns, in the backs of SUVs, on buses, in movie theatres, etc. I actually put my mattress away, and when napping in my room, I folded a rough blanket into four or six layers on the floor and slept on that (to make it less tempting to stay in bed). This definitely got me more accustomed to sleeping in mildly uncomfortable places and that's stayed with me. (But I tell you what, it's real hard to nap at Disneyland. All the benches I found were too short to stretch out on, there are no grass areas that aren't fenced off, shade is a valued resource that's almost always either in a high-traffic area or, in the more isolated pockets, already occupied. I ended up on a bench in the sun with a sleep mask on, my legs threaded through the armrest and my head on my gf's lap so randos wouldn't call security on me... it was not a best nap ever :) )

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by chronogram on Thursday October 17, 2019 @04:03PM (#21285847)
Hey thanks for the reply!
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by elliekelly on Monday October 14, 2019 @07:34PM (#21254032)
> I've noticed that eating a big lunch makes the following hour extremely unproductive

I used to work with investment company boards and so I spent a lot of time in all-day meetings with a bunch of old men. I called the hour after lunch "nap time" because at least one of them would always fall asleep.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by unixhero on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @12:56AM (#21255681)
You were right about the matpakke, except for the peanut butter.

And also it is not customary to eat the lunch in front of the computer. Even in the blandest of work environments, there is a welld defined lunch room and time, and expectation, where people have their lunches.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by mikkom on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @07:41AM (#21257471)
IMHO the drowsiness has nothing to do with calories, it's the carbs and the related blood insulin spike causing drowsiness.

My hint: Experiment with a meal without or with very minimal amount of carbs (for example eat a salad with meat or something like that) - that keeps you full of energy and doesn't drive your productivity down or that is at least how it works for me.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by zodiac on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @01:58PM (#21261553)
Another thing to try: experiment with not eating lunch at all
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by regularfry on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @02:45AM (#21256103)
I suffered from this until I cut out simple carbs at lunch. Bread, pasta, potatoes, and rice all send me to sleep if I have them. Salads and meat I can pig out on without problems.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by bonesss on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @07:38AM (#21257460)
I started intermittent fasting, eating all my calories at home at night, and the result is no blood sugar dip or post-lunch fatigue at work.

When you add up the meal prep and time eating every week (for what are generally low quality calories), it's a tremendous time saver, in addition to the productivity boost.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by peteretep on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @05:07AM (#21256756)
Any lunch that isn’t mostly cheese and sausage by weight is just a recipe for disaster
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by tallanvor on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @04:30AM (#21256574)
Pretty much everyone in my office (in central Oslo) eats a hot meal in the canteen every day, I think there are maybe 5 people out of over 100 that have opted out of hot meals.

I'm also curious about you using peanut butter, in my experience, even though it's readily available in stores (well, one brand), it doesn't seem like many Norwegians actually eat it regularly.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by ChuckNorris89 on Monday October 14, 2019 @08:01PM (#21254208)
No offense, but honestly your lunch sounds depressing as hell.

I never understood this nordic lifestyle I saw in Scandinavia, Benelux and Northern Germany where people refuse to take a proper lunch break and just eat some random cold food in front of their computer for the sake of productivity for their employer. It's just depressing to see and unhealthy in the long term.

In southern Europe(Austria) having a walk to the bistro for a warm lunch with freshly cooked quality food, away form my desk is not only healthy but also gives me a refreshing physical, mental and morale boost.

Sitting glued to my chair in front of the computer for 8 hours straight is not only unhealthy but would just burn me out quickly.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by Smithalicious on Monday October 14, 2019 @10:11PM (#21254970)
This post is kind of offensive to me, as if we're all corporate slaves who skip """proper""" lunch for "productivity". Most of us eat that way even during weekends and holidays, so it's clearly not true. I wouldn't eat elaborate meals at lunchtime even if I never had to work at all.

The last thing we need is people in other countries who have nothing to do with us telling us our food culture isn't "proper".

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by flurdy on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @05:14AM (#21256783)
As a Norwegian that worked abroad, then back in Norway for 6 years before going abroad again, one thing I do not miss from Norway is the work lunches.

God that was depressing, and stressful. The mad rush to the compulsory office canteen, buy some basic food, throw the food in, and run back to your desk as you only have a 30 minutes lunch break.

No chance of going outside for a short walk to get some oxygen, little choice in what food to get, no chance of bonding with colleagues and not talk about work, no chance of disconnecting and avoiding stress.

Only occasionally did I manage to convince colleagues to rebel, go outside with me to a sushi place (or McD's...), sit in the park for bit, and take a few breaths and not rush back. It should be a daily occurrance but only happened once or twice a month.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by phonypc on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @10:38AM (#21258857)
Different strokes.

Having mostly worked in an industry where formal breaks largely don't exist, I find returning to work after more than 10 minutes painful. I hated the one place with mandated 30 minute lunches because I'd be completely unwound by the end of it and just wanted to go home.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by vadym909 on Monday October 14, 2019 @11:14PM (#21255254)
Many folks eat just 2 meals a day- a big heavy breakfast and a day's end dinner and it works fine for them. Lunch is just a silly ritual- if you get it - take it by all means but don't assume those who don't take it are suffering!
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by Smithalicious on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @12:39AM (#21255611)
Yeah. Another thing people don't realize is that in Northern Europe people tend to have a large dinner at 6pm, so lunch is less relevant.

I personally eat full meals at 10AM and 7PM and light meals at 3PM and 9PM. Not the most conventional times but that's when I'm hungry. Everyone has different times that work for them.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by eitland on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @12:38AM (#21255602)
Related to both you and OP:

A couple of years ago or so I started skipping breakfast and eating my first meal at lunchtime.

This works extremely well for me and allows me to keep focus through the day - even if I eat a warm lunch instead of just Norwegian "matpakke".

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by bonesss on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @07:47AM (#21257503)
Intermittent Fasting (ie skipping breakfast), has been gaining lots of attention latelt as a cheap and easy way to control blood sugar levels and calories (to an extent).

Personally I "skip" breakfast and lunch, eating my first meal at dinner. Late night munchies, my diet kryptonite, land in my eating period so I'm more likely to be hungry enough for proper food.

During the day that means no breakfast before work, no lunch packing, no bad cantinas, and no productivity slumps before or after meals. At night it means I can be a lot more calorie dense with my meals, and feel good about it :)

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by GuiA on Monday October 14, 2019 @08:21PM (#21254330)
It’s kind of sad to see the meal culture eroding in other parts of the world. The “quickly ingest some food at your desk so you can keep working” mentality has taken hold. I’m French, and at my first office job - almost 15 years ago - the entire office was empty from noon till 2p.

People would go get their kids at school, have lunch with them at home, and bring them back before returning to work. Or child free people would go have a nice lunch out together. I personally would go back to my apartment and cook with my girlfriend. It was really nice. Adding to that, French companies have to give you a “ticket restaurant” if they don’t provide you lunches, which is essentially a 10 euro or so coupon that you can use at any restaurant, or even to buy food in grocery stores, so you get a lot of flexibility.

It was all very pleasant. I haven’t worked in France in many years, and I hear from friends that this culture is eroding, and places that still follow this kind of pace are getting rarer and rarer.

In my current team (US), we all take an hour long lunch break all together every day. That is a surprising thing to most other people at the company, and I suspect we started doing that because many of us in the team are European.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by thaumasiotes on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @12:36AM (#21255596)
> It’s kind of sad to see the meal culture eroding in other parts of the world. The “quickly ingest some food at your desk so you can keep working” mentality has taken hold.

I really preferred eating at my desk while clocked in to eating a slow, luxurious lunch while clocked out. The slow lunch just means less time for the things you actually want to do.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by eafkuor on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @02:22AM (#21255999)
But taking a break with decent food is exactly one of the things I want to do
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by jplayer01 on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @04:30AM (#21256572)
Yeah, but not everybody shares that preference. Either is good. Take a break with decent lunch. Do it with colleagues if you want. It's fine. Or if you want, stay at work and eat something simple while you keep working. That's fine too if that's what you want to do. But this criticizing people for their preferences is just annoying and unnecessary.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by Vrondi on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @02:09PM (#21261701)
Well, in addition to cultural differences, being hourly vs. being salaried is a big difference. I am salaried. I don't clock in and out. I'm just expected to be there during business hours, which don't change if I work through my lunch hour. Eating quickly at my desk just donates my "free" lunch hour time to my employer. You don't get anything back for that lunch hour donation in many salaried jobs (at least in the USA).
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by thaumasiotes on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @03:40PM (#21262787)
> I'm just expected to be there during business hours, which don't change if I work through my lunch hour.

Having also held salaried jobs, it was very much the case that some people worked different schedules than others. One was particularly notable for leaving in the early afternoon.

Yes, your employer's expectations for "business hours" are set by how many of those hours you spend being present at work. Try extending your lunch another hour and leaving at the same time, see what your employer thinks.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by jib on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @12:02AM (#21255454)
I too worked in France. I hated the long lunches, since it meant you left work at 6 or 7 in the evening. I’d rather be out the door at 5 (like I do now in the US) or 3-4 (like I did in some previous Swedish jobs) than spend the entire evening in the office.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by toomanybeersies on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @01:32AM (#21255796)
I usually eat lunch at my desk these days and just leave an hour earlier.

Your lunch hour isn't really an hour, by the time walk somewhere or prepare a lunch. I can't use that hour to actually spend time with my friends or do anything meaningful. I'd rather skip lunch and just head to the pub with my mates at 5.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by Moru on Monday October 14, 2019 @08:40PM (#21254444)
All places I worked so far in sweden had mandatory lunchbreaks. From 30 minutes in care-jobs to 1 hour in IT. After 5 hours your employer is required to give you a longer break where you are allowed to leave your job for lunch or whatever. Many eat out but it's also common to bring a lunchbox with rests from yesterdays dinner. A lunch is usually around 10 euro at a restaurant so many eat lunchboxes to save money and/or live healthier.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by ChuckNorris89 on Monday October 14, 2019 @08:28PM (#21254381)
The meal culture is probably eroding because of economical reasons.

We're now under the constant reminder from our employers that there's always a bunch of people outside ready to do your work without lunch break for less money.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by lb1lf on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @03:51AM (#21256385)
-That really depends on where you are.

In Scandinavia, lunch breaks are mandated by law. In Norway, if you work more than 5.5 hours, your employer must give you at least 30 minutes off (unpaid) to have lunch. If the nature of your workplace is such that you cannot leave work, the lunch break is paid. [0]

Hence no desperate souls at the gate, ready to take my place without demanding any lunch break.

Also, as other scandinavians have pointed out - this is not a recent measure to make life easier on your employer; it's just the way it has always been.

[0] https://lovdata.no/NLE/lov/2005-06-17-62/§section10-9

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by NeedMoreTea on Monday October 14, 2019 @08:39PM (#21254436)
It's counterproductive though IMHO.

Employer won't get more or better work if you prevent everyone taking a worthwhile break. Thankfully nearly all the places I've worked over the years have been entirely happy to permit it. Or expect it.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by Glawen on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @05:16AM (#21256799)
Very few people I know are eating home. Home prices have increased and city centers became unaffordable for many people. So people are buying homes outside the city center, which adds commuting time. I have 30min drive to reach my home, 16km away from work. That leaves me just an hour to prepare food and eat, and I have to bear the traffic.

Also, people are planning meeting at 13h, because they can't find a time where everyone is available. I have a weekly meeting set up every thursday at 13h, I hate it because I have to rush my lunch.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by dagw on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @04:32AM (#21256580)
I never understood this nordic lifestyle I saw in Scandinavia

Norway and Sweden are completely different. In Sweden most people either go out to a restaurant for a warm a lunch or eat a warm lunch they brought with from home. An hour lunch break, while not official sanctioned, is hardly uncommon.

And even when I worked in Norway where many people just ate sandwiches for lunch, almost everybody ate lunch in the lunchroom.

Sitting glued to my chair in front of the computer for 8 hours straight

Or you sit glued to your computer 6 hours straight, get done what you where supposed to do and go home at 3 to be with your family or get in some other afternoon activities. A very common mindset in Norway.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by marvin on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @05:48AM (#21256952)
I (Norwegian) recently had a meeting with our Portuguese colleagues about optimal meeting times on a Friday. For the Portuguese, anything between 12 and 14 was impossible (due to lunch), whereas in Norway, anything after 14 was impossible (in the car on the way to the cabin for the weekend).
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by ChuckNorris89 on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @06:56AM (#21257280)
Is the workday 6 hours in Norway? When I was there it was 8. What you said makes no sense to me.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by Viker on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @07:30AM (#21257426)
Yes. For most Norwegians in IT and Government.

Is job done? Nop...

Actually it is between 8:45 and 16:05

Here is some proof:

https://www.dn.no/arbeidsliv/nav/tre-milliarder-til-ett-sels...

That is when Accenture billed 350 MILLION USD... for miscellaneous it services.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by cylinder on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @07:24AM (#21257397)
I'm highly sceptical of this meme online that office workers in Scandinavia, Germany etc quickly get their work done and focus on productivity and leave as early as they can each day instead of waiting till 1730 or whatever. I know better now that this doesn't actually exist anymore these days.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by atomwaffel on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @10:06AM (#21258450)
Nope, working in Norway, I can confirm that the office gets very empty very quickly after 16:00, and more than once have I been reminded not to stay all day when I was still at my desk around 17:00.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by ChuckNorris89 on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @11:02AM (#21259152)
Ok, but everywhere in Europe people start leaving after 16 the question was whether the working day is 6 hours or 8 in Norway?
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by atomwaffel on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @02:20PM (#21261836)
Yes, but around three out of four people will have left by 16:30, which is definitely not common in all European countries.

I’d say an average working day is 7 hours plus a 30-minute lunch break, usually taken before noon.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by ChuckNorris89 on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @04:32PM (#21263402)
Sounds good. Do all tech companies have a 7 hour workday?
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by volongoto on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @03:14PM (#21262489)
In Norway, in most places, a working day is 7.5 hours + 30 mınutes lunch. That is what it says on the contracts in the IT industry.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by andrepd on Monday October 14, 2019 @10:36PM (#21255104)
I feel the same (e.g. student's lunch in the uni cafeteria is 2.40€ with soup, proper main dish with salad, and a piece of fruit), but then again like someone else points out they also eat that way when they don't have work, which indicates it's not just to save time for your employer (which I'm sure is also part of it, and kind of sad, but still). I'll chalk it up to cultural differences, in part, and also in part to the generally stressful, time-pressed modern life, which only seems to get worse each passing year, as the demands of growth capitalism get ever more cutthroat.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by Meg_Ryan on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @02:59AM (#21256162)
It's not at all in the name of productivity for my employer, I take a 30 min lunch so that I can go home earlier. I want to get the working day over so that I start doing the things I like to do in my spare time
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by flukus on Monday October 14, 2019 @10:24PM (#21255041)
I agree about sitting at your desk, but a quick lunch is great for me because it allow me to take a proper lunch break, I can swallow some food then go for a walk listening to an audio book for half an hour.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by manigandham on Monday October 14, 2019 @10:51PM (#21255160)
Everyone's different. I prefer small simple meals and really don't care for the whole experience, regardless of whether I'm working or not. Healthy and efficient are my priorities.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by Vrondi on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @01:58PM (#21261542)
Well, to me this would also look to benefit from any number of spreads, veggies, relishes, or sauces. However, I'm not Norse, and this is what "culture" means. There are lots of different ones. I'm sure the Norse would find some of my food habits puzzling as well.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by adventured on Monday October 14, 2019 @10:37PM (#21255109)
> No offense, but honestly your lunch sounds depressing as hell.

I don't know about the preferences of the parent you're replying to, however the description in this article - and what others here have said - sounds depressing as hell.

You're being strongly downvoted because you're not allowed to say anything negative about Scandinavian culture.

If this food story were about the US, it would be held up as an example of how Americans are tortured in their food choices (read any popular thread on HN about American food); and in your example, in their work habits (sit there and eat your sad little sandwich, worker robot). Since it's Norway, it's an extraordinary shared cultural culinary experience in its wisely barren, enlightened simplicity of nothingness. As the article comically exclaims: it's unexpectedly genius.

No, it's perfectly fair to call it out for what it actually is: depressing, a sad tradition of mediocre sandwich lunches.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by wingerlang on Monday October 14, 2019 @11:59PM (#21255432)
What it is is subjective. People love their sandwiches and if you don’t - pack what you like.. no one is forcing you to eat like this.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by wickedsickeune on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @04:21AM (#21256522)
Is it like that though? If you are the only one in your office who doesn't follow the mindset of simple lunches, won't that impact you socially?
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by kwhitefoot on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @07:51AM (#21257523)
No. No one here cares what you eat. My colleagues only care that I turn up for the meeting scheduled for 12:00 when the lunch break started at 11:30. If you can fit a three course meal in that time then no one will care.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by drstewart on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @12:25AM (#21255551)
You're completely correct.

Hilariously, in this thread you have people arguing that Americans eat bland flavorless food while also arguing that Americans "obsess" over food that tastes good, both from a negative perspective.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by thendrill on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @03:15AM (#21256235)
So correct..

I guess now Scandinavians are also a "protected" "race"- list...

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by ctdonath on Monday October 14, 2019 @10:55PM (#21255181)
I like my work. I'd rather eat a can of room temperature soup at my desk than interrupt a satisfyingly productive line of thought.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by jplayer01 on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @04:33AM (#21256588)
I have no idea why you're being downvoted. I'm the same way. I don't take lunch breaks unless I'm completely wiped out mentally. I get to go home earlier, but also I get to keep focusing on what I enjoy doing. Also, the office is empty and quiet, which is pretty damn nice. People here seem to be making the assumption that we're grinding ourselves to the bone by not taking a break - but, no, if I need a break, I can take one. I just don't need to.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by pedanticlawyer on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @05:37AM (#21256890)
> No offense, but honestly your lunch sounds depressing as hell.

It's just food, it doesn't have to be a party.

No offense, but only kids need to be entertained to eat, most people need food only because they get hungry.

If I want to have a nice meal, I go out at night with my girlfriend in a restaurant we like.

> In southern Europe(Austria)

That's a bold statement! :)

Austria is Mitteleuropa (middle Europe) its traditions are very similar to those of Germany, southern Europe is radically different.

In Italy we call "germans" the people living in Südtirol on the border with Austria, because they are different from average stereotypical Italians.

Anyway you can walk to a bistrot (it's a French thing, not Austrian) and have warm lunch with fresh cooked quality food (it's a southern tradition, historically northern countries had problems growing fresh food in their long winters, except for apples, that grow abundantly in south Austria) in Berlin or Stockholm as well.

If you leave Wien and go to the Austrian mountains, for example Innsbruck, you can experience typical Tyrolean food, which is equally good, albeit not exactly light.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by Vrondi on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @10:51AM (#21259029)
It is lovely that you have that option. For many American workers, if you work through your lunch, you do not then get to leave early. You've just donated your lunch hour as extra work time to the company, and you will often not get it back. It does vary, of course.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by greggman2 on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @06:37AM (#21257181)
my thought process is that I enjoy work and my co-workers and that spending an hour a day eating and socializing together makes work and my life more enjoyable.

If feel that tech companies' free lunchs work against this since lunch ends up only taking 20-30 mins instead of an hour. And no they don't get more work out of me, I just leave 30 mins earlier. That great if you want to get home as quick as possible. I'd prefer a balance of making work more enjoyable and feel the lunch socializing contributes to that.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by Oreb on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @06:52AM (#21257261)
> I'd prefer a balance of making work more enjoyable and feel the lunch socializing contributes to that.

I want to feel that way, too, but unfortunately long lunches -- and especially social ones -- kill my momentum. I lose so much time getting back into the zone afterwards that I just can't afford it. I eat my lunch alone and as quickly as possible, and socialise with my co-workers after work instead when possible.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by dannyw on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @07:42AM (#21257483)
I usually follow up a 20-30 minute lunch with a 20-30 minute coffee walk, or bubble walk. It’s great to go outside and soak in the sun (weather permitting).
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by chrisseaton on Monday October 14, 2019 @06:55PM (#21253745)
> 3 slices of bread ... liver paste, cheese or peanut butter ... waste 2 hours in the middle of the day on a heavy calorie lunch

How many calories are in your sandwich though?! Sounds extremely calorie dense!

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by 9nGQluzmnq3M on Monday October 14, 2019 @07:08PM (#21253840)
It's a single slice of cheese or meat. American deli-style sandwiches where there is more filling than bread are not a thing in Scandinavia.

Also, if you were wondering what's up with "caviar" as a topping, it's this stuff made from cod roe: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalles_Kaviar

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by Moru on Monday October 14, 2019 @07:42PM (#21254085)
Warning, Kalles Kaviar actually contains sugar and lots of it. It's horrible, and I'm swedish. They actually make ads on the TV with people from other cultures trying to eat it. It's not as bad as surströmming but ew...
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by Shaanie on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @06:15AM (#21257088)
12% sugar isn't that bad given that you don't use much. Messmör, on the other hand, is something that should be avoided.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by Broken_Hippo on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @03:13AM (#21256225)
I can believe they have those ads!

To be fair, though: My spouse, the resident Norwegian, really likes it. Soetimes with a sliced, hard-boiled egg. But he's also been eating it since he was a child as it is a cheap and easy thing to make children. It is more akin to American children with peanut butter.

I, however, being the import to Norway, find it fairly disgusting.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by vidarh on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @10:08AM (#21258479)
As a Norwegian, I agree with you it's disgusting.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by bifrost on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @01:31AM (#21255794)
Dare I ask your opinion of Matjes?

That said, I've heard a some dissent from younger swedes about surströmming but not about Kalles heh.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by mikkom on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @07:44AM (#21257485)
> American deli-style sandwiches where there is more filling than bread are not a thing in Scandinavia

Denmark disagrees with you https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sm%C3%B8rrebr%C3%B8d

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by chrisseaton on Monday October 14, 2019 @07:16PM (#21253913)
Yes I'm European as well. Still seems like an extremely hefty sandwich from the video...
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by vidarh on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @02:02AM (#21255904)
British slices of bread are usually far larger than Norwegian ones.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by ryan93 on Monday October 14, 2019 @10:00PM (#21254915)
Its an incredibly small sandwich.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by bifrost on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @01:28AM (#21255782)
I love Kalles! I've eaten it since I was a kid.

I make regular trips to IKEA just to buy it, apparently they're one of the US's largest importers of Swedish food.

But yes, its very different than what most Americans think of Caviar; This is very much un-fancy.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by Freak_NL on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @03:01AM (#21256165)
> IKEA

Also, gooseberry jam.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by Kiro on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @01:52AM (#21255871)
The filling is not what adds to the calories though, it's the bread.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by Chathamization on Monday October 14, 2019 @08:22PM (#21254339)
Yeah, if you look at the calories in the ingredients (3 slices of buttered bread each with a slice of cheese, liver paste, or peanut butter) you're looking at something that at best has the same amount of calories as a quarter pounder with cheese, and likely significantly more than that.

A lot of people seem to be under the wrong impression that simple foods are low in calories. Compared to other sandwiches the Norwegian sandwich seems to substitute protein (less meat and cheese) for more saturated fat and carbs (an extra slice of bread, butter on the bread).

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by librish on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @03:19AM (#21256258)
Around 500kcals sounds about right. I wouldn't really call a single QP a big meal.

I think your comparison to other subs is off thought. Depending on the meat of the sub you might be reducing protein, but the Norwegian sandwich definitely has less fat (less cheese, less calories in the butter than mayo or other sauce, less fatty meats). Usually the bread preferred also has more whole grain and fibers than what's used in the US.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by Chathamization on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @08:35AM (#21257720)
> the Norwegian sandwich definitely has less fat (less cheese, less calories in the butter than mayo or other sauce, less fatty meats)

Butter is much higher in saturated fat and calories than mayo, and you're putting butter on 3 slices whereas you usually only but mayo on one (per the article). One tablespoon of butter is 100 calories and 7 grams of saturated fat, one tablespoon of mayo has 60 calories and 1.5 grams of saturated fat.

If I look at the nutritional information for Kalles Kavier (which someone suggested as a topping), it seems to also be pretty high in calories with a lot coming from extra carbs (sugar).

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by librish on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @12:24PM (#21260248)
Having eaten both the quantities really are that different. A typical American sub has much more sauce than a Norwegian sandwich has butter. Kalle's is so flavorful that you don't need a lot of it, but I agree it would be the most unhealthy choice of the ones listed.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by vidarh on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @06:45AM (#21257223)
> an extra slice of bread

A Norwegian "sandwich" has one slice of bread. The picture at the top of the article shows 3 stacked open-face sandwiches.

Sometimes people will do "British-style" sandwiches when putting on things like jam to avoid making a mess, but open-face sandwiches is most traditional.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by Chathamization on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @08:27AM (#21257684)
Read the above post, this is the meal we're discussing:

> last year I have made a matpakke with 3 slices of bread

Which also aligns with what's said in the article. If you eat three of these in a meal, you're getting one more slice of bread than you'd get from a meal consisting of a single sandwich.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by vidarh on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @09:57AM (#21258366)
Yes, but the comparison in the comment I replied to talks about "the Norwegian sandwich":

> Compared to other sandwiches the Norwegian sandwich seems to substitute protein (less meat and cheese) for more saturated fat and carbs (an extra slice of bread, butter on the bread).

It's meaningless to compare to a "single sandwich" anyway, because e.g. the bread size will vary dramatically depending on country. I live in the UK now, and the slices used for sandwiches here are often 50% or more larger than what I'm used to from Norway.

But especially if talking about the amount of protein relative to carbs or fats, I don't think it's very different - each of those three slices of bread gets their own slice of meat or cheese. And not by any means everyone will use butter, while you'll get plenty of sandwiches elsewhere (e.g. UK) that are buttered.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by mikorym on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @01:28AM (#21255781)
Yeah, I don't see how this is a boring lunch at all, that sandwich looks great to me. Does it mean though that your supper is usually "heavier"?
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by azinman2 on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @02:38AM (#21256065)
It’s really 2-3 open face sandwiches, each being one slice of bread, butter, and exactly one topping of meat or cheese. No condiments. Rarely any veg or any extra flavor. And that’s it. If this isn’t a boring lunch, I have no idea what is.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by jplayer01 on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @04:28AM (#21256558)
> If this isn’t a boring lunch

The qualification seems unnecessary to me. It's lunch (well, to me, it's breakfast). It's no wonder people are depressed eating it when everybody keeps calling it boring. It's bread with a topping. It's fine. It tastes good. Does every meal need to be akin to a sushi buffet?

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by rrobukef on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @12:25PM (#21260272)
Sushi is rice with a topping. It's boring too.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by azinman2 on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @12:35PM (#21260368)
Flavored rice, usually with wasabi and sea weed. The fish is also fresh, not processed.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by AznHisoka on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @03:10AM (#21256205)
Butter is a condiment. a boring lunch to me would just 2 slices of bread over just ham.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by azinman2 on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @12:35PM (#21260378)
So because of the butter is no longer boring?
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by AznHisoka on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @02:39PM (#21262091)
Absolutely, butter makes things taste so much better. Plus if you just got bread and meat, it can easily get stuck in your teeth. You need a condiment to make the sandwich easy to eat.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by azinman2 on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @02:44PM (#21262156)
> “ boring lunch to me would just 2 slices of bread over just ham.”

Literally we’re talking about exactly that plus some fat. I don’t see how the fat all of the sudden makes it not boring. Especially given this is then eaten daily.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by wildduck on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @06:51AM (#21257251)
Maybe a siesta after lunch will be nice ;)
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Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by username90 on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @03:05AM (#21256184)
> No morals outside of what is legal and not is a recipe for disaster.

What are you basing this on? The common stereotype is that Scandinavians tend to be extremely conscious about not bothering others.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by thendrill on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @08:33AM (#21257710)
Yes that is true.

But everything is left to the government. Parents do not take care of their children. Children do not care about their parents or family.

If you have troubles, you either get drunk or shut it....

Norwegians have a fuck season which they call "julebordsesong" (Christmass party season) where a big part of the nation ends up cheating.

https://www.dagbladet.no/nyheter/de-fleste-som-er-utro-er-de...

Family cohesion is non exsistant.

Also anything that is not illegal is acceptable.

Do you want me to keep going ?

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by dang on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @05:08PM (#21263792)
You can't do nationalistic flamewar on HN. We ban accounts that do this. Please stop.

Your comments on this have been curiously interesting, no doubt because they come from personal experience, and also because the rant is over-the-top which makes it a bit less mean. But it simply isn't legit to smear a whole country, and posting like this destroys the container here. HN's Norwegian readers have the same right as everyone else not show up here and run into comments that slur them. Please find a different way to tell your story.

https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by gypsyharlot on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @03:04AM (#21256177)
Why did you waste 16 years of your life in a place that you dislike so much?

I spend a lot of time with latino people (due to work), and yes, I agree that they are a lot less boring than Norwegians. But hour after hour of juvenile penis-jokes and giggling at what is always something sexual, it gets pretty boring too. Sure, they do laugh a lot more than Norwegians, but for anyone else, they come off as pretty boring as well.

At the Norwegian table, during lunch, the discussions are often deeper and more interesting, but there is a lot less laughter.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by thendrill on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @03:10AM (#21256206)
I would not call them wasted.

It is a calm place.If you know how to live in it. Just like a jungle. I just treat it like my personal urban jungle where I can do whatever I want.

That is the beauty of Norwegians. They are pushovers, non confrontational, scared , and very easy to manipulate and intimidate.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master_suppression_techniques

So work is easy, money are good I found out that a Norwegian food is cheaper that an Indian servant.

Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by gypsyharlot on Wednesday October 16, 2019 @10:15AM (#21270532)
Heh, glad to hear that you've found someone you can manipulate and intimidate. That would be a perfect setting for a sociopath.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by undreren on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @02:58AM (#21256157)
What a load of over-generalising bullshit.
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Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by librish on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @03:09AM (#21256199)
What? That's not how Jante works.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by wattengard on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @02:56AM (#21256142)
You misspelled happy...
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by sock-puppet on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @04:16AM (#21256493)
As a South African I am genuinely offended that you get to go home early when you skip lunch and you're done with your work.
Re:How to pack a Norwegian sandwich, the world’s most boring... by _vrmm on Tuesday October 15, 2019 @07:56AM (#21257546)
Screw productivity, think about your health. Your flawed thought process went to either eating a bad but fast meal or a heavy calorie lunch for 2 hours?

First, nobody 'wastes' 2 hours, just 30-45min in a regular lunch. Second, a healhty lunch means, adequate calories and nutrients. And that does not mean it will kill your productivity.

As a Spaniard, I'm very offended by your opinion. Also, I would like to know what your ancestors ate before all these ultraprocessed food existed, pretty sure it was more nutritious. Also, pretty sure they invested more than 10 minutes.