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Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by Aardwolf on Sunday May 27, 2018 @04:19PM (#17168909)
Worse imho is the "glasses", "pants", "pliers", "scissors", etc thing. Single object with plural name just because it happens to be made of two similar parts. Most objects are made of multiple parts though and they get a singular name just fine.

That and the "double u", why not "we"??

Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by philwelch on Sunday May 27, 2018 @08:36PM (#17169974)
The W is called "double-u" because it dates from the era when U and V were the same letter (the consonant and vowel versions diverged) and there was no W letter, but only a doubled-U. The phrase, "I want a veal sandwich on Tuesday" would have been spelled, "I uuant a ueal sanduuich on Tuesday" (or, alternatively, "I vvant a veal sandvvich on Tvesday"). This is also why u, v, and w are consecutive in the alphabet.

This is similar to why the & character is called "ampersand"--it was originally considered a letter, and instead of the alphabet ending in "x, y, and z", it ended in "x, y, z, and per-se 'and'".

Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by p49k on Sunday May 27, 2018 @11:06PM (#17170392)
In Swedish, V and W were treated as the same letter and mixed together when sorting (in the phonebook, in database software, etc) until 2006.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_alphabet#Uncommon_lett...

Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by ptaipale on Monday May 28, 2018 @05:05AM (#17171409)
In Finland, it is still correct to treat V and W as equivalent when sorting (e.g. phonebooks). This applies both to Swedish and Finnish language and context. However, now it is more common to treat them as separate letters, which is also accepted.

(Finland is bilingual, and the characters sets, keyboards and sorting rules are same both for Finnish and Swedish.)

Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by totalZero on Sunday May 27, 2018 @11:39PM (#17170470)
In Persian, the same letter makes the oh/oo sound and the v sound. Weird.
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by danans on Monday May 28, 2018 @01:34AM (#17170744)
That's because in the Arabic script, from which the modern Persian script is derived, doesn't differentiate between vowels sounds like oo/oh and their related semivowels.

In Arabic, oo and v are both bilabial sounds (produced using both lips). In Persian, v is pronounced more labio-dentally (bottom lip, top teeth), which is perhaps what causes the confusion.

But the lack of written distinction for these sounds is common in many scripts including Indian, Greek, and older Latin.

Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by flashman on Sunday May 27, 2018 @10:19PM (#17170264)
The historical use of u and v can be seen in the Lord's Prayer from 1538:

> Our father whiche art in heuen,

> halowed be thy name.

> Let thy kyngdome cum vnto vs.

> Thy wyll be fulfylled as well in erthe,

> as it is in heuen.

In the first line we see how U was used within words for both U and V ('our' and 'heaven'). In the third line we see how V was used for words starting with U (as well as words starting with V).

Of course, this isn't universal, there are counter-examples of U used initially and V used medially!

Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by philwelch on Sunday May 27, 2018 @10:29PM (#17170287)
Yeah, compared to my contrived example, U and V were usually differentiated for typographical reasons and not perfectly interchangeable (kind of like the S and the "long S" that looks like a lowercase "f", e.g. in the phrase "Congrefs of the United States" in the original Bill of Rights).

Another weird gray area between ligature and letter are the "æ" and "œ" characters, which are mainly used as ligatures for the British spellings of "foetus" and "encyclopaedia" but were, at some times, seen as actual letters. American spelling reforms erased this particular weirdness from our dialect.

Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by kpil on Monday May 28, 2018 @03:12AM (#17171003)
I liked the story of young web developer who suggested a new glyph for 'Th' since it was clearly missing, blizzfully unaware of the letter Thor that had been used in English until printing became available.
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by groovy2shoes on Wednesday May 30, 2018 @06:57PM (#17192628)
I þink you mean þe letter "þorn" ("thorn") ;)

Ðere was also ðe letter "ðæt" ("that"), a later invention ðat began as a stylistic alternative to þorn in Old English manuscripts, but fell out of favour early in þe Middle English period (during þe 1200s or so).

Þorn continued to be used to a limited extent in early printed works of English. The <th> digraph started to supplant it already in manuscripts during the Middle English period, with <þ> being retained only in limited contexts well before the introduction of the press in Europe (contexts being primarily common sigla (scribal abbreviations) like <þᵉ> for "the" and <þᵗ> for "that", and occasionally when the scribe felt like they might run out of room on the line).

See some previous discussion here: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16059265

Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by rangibaby on Sunday May 27, 2018 @10:43PM (#17170331)
& is made up of the letters E and T (et, and!)
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by philwelch on Sunday May 27, 2018 @11:40PM (#17170475)
Yes, which is why the & character is supposedly called the "empersand" in Scotland, for "'et', per-se 'and'".
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by TeMPOraL on Monday May 28, 2018 @12:32AM (#17170611)
> "'et', per-se 'and'"

I'm having trouble parsing this. What was the meaning of this phrase?

Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by jwilk on Monday May 28, 2018 @06:03AM (#17171594)
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/ampersand has the following etymology for "ampersand":

A mondegreen of "and per se and", meaning "and (the character) '&' by itself", which is how the symbol (&) was originally referred to in English. This formulation is due to the fact that in schools, when reciting the alphabet, any letter that could also be used as a word in itself ("A," "I," "O" and, at one point, "&") was preceded by the Latin expression per se (Latin for "by itself"). Also, it was common practice to add at the end of the alphabet the "&" sign, pronounced "and". Thus the end of the recitation would be: "X, Y, Z and per se and." This last phrase was routinely slurred to "ampersand" and the term crept into common English usage by around 1837.

Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by jacobush on Monday May 28, 2018 @07:28AM (#17171851)
In Swedish, "by itself" is "för sig" that is, quite literally, "per se". (ö and e in "per" pronounced the same, "sig" and "se" pronounced the same.)
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by rowaway93 on Monday May 28, 2018 @07:27AM (#17171843)
This is the most ridiculous thing I ever heard, is it april fools day? I read about "amper's and". Although I have no idea what an amper is, if memory serves the whole thing is related to merchant short hand, but it cannot get any more ridiculous than this joke somebody is having on you.
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by scottmf on Monday May 28, 2018 @08:58AM (#17172172)
Sorry but it’s true.
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by unhammer on Monday May 28, 2018 @02:56AM (#17170960)
"The last four letters of the alphabet are ecks, why, zee and 'and' as-one/by itself"
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by andrewshadura on Tuesday May 29, 2018 @08:36AM (#17178543)
You probably meant zed.
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by kazinator on Sunday May 27, 2018 @08:51PM (#17170017)
Grammatically plural nouns denoting single objects is something that occurs in multiple European languages (and perhaps others), not only English.

   English   French    Slovak
   pliers    pinces    kliešte
   pants     pantalons nohavice
   scissors  ciseaux   nožnice
All plural. The singular "kliešť" exists, but it refers to an insect: the tick. The word "nohavica" is used when referring to just one of the pant legs. (E.g. one being rolled up, getting wet, or being sewn differently, or other such contexts.)
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by smcl on Monday May 28, 2018 @02:50AM (#17170943)
Interesting - I wondered how you'd differentiate between "ticks" and "pliers" in plural and figured it'd follow the same pattern as Czech (so something like "kliešťata") but when I looked it up on Google translate it's just the same as "pliers". Is that right?

And weirdly the Czech for "pliers" isn't the same as "ticks":

    Slovak    Czech
    kliešte   kleště
    kliešť    klíště
    kliešte   klíšťata
Though having pulled a handful of klíšťata from my dog already this summer, I'd have to concede to that "pliers" is actually a very appropriate homonym.
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by xyzzyz on Monday May 28, 2018 @12:38AM (#17170621)
It’s funny to compare Slovak with Polish — you could also use “kleszcze” for pliers (and “kleszcz” is also tick), but it sounds archaic — today you’d say “szczypce” or “kombinerki”, which are also nouns without singular form. Also, “pants” are called “spodnie”, which also lacks singular form, but “nogawa/nogawka” still means a pant leg.
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by Asooka on Monday May 28, 2018 @08:27AM (#17172055)
That's so interesting. In Bulgarian we're starting to interchangeably use singular/plural versions of some of these words. E.g. "scissors" is "nozhici" (ножици), but very often used in its singular "nozhica"; similar with pants - nominally "pantaloni" (borrowed from French, of course), but very often encountered as a "pantalon". However, "pliers" and "glasses" cannot be comfortably made to assume a singular form, so they're always plural.
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by kazinator on Monday May 28, 2018 @09:23AM (#17172246)
> kombinierki

In Slovak, there is "kombinačky", which is shortening from "kombinované kliešte". Basically more or less the same item as as "combination pliers".

Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by V-2 on Monday May 28, 2018 @03:53AM (#17171159)
"Kleszcze" may sound archaic, but it's technically a correct term (to denote a very specific type of tool). So DIY nerds wouldn't agree with you.
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by dragonwriter on Monday May 28, 2018 @07:28AM (#17171848)
> Grammatically plural nouns denoting single objects is something that occurs in multiple European languages (and perhaps others), not only English.

None of those examples in English unambiguously denote single objects, they all denote indefinite numbered collections. The explicit singular object in each case is "a pair of X", where "X" is the term you have listed, and that is a grammatically singular noun phrase denoting a singular object.

Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by ptaipale on Monday May 28, 2018 @05:15AM (#17171447)
These are all Indo-European languages. But interestingly, this has been transported even to Finnic languages, which are grammatically entirely different and unrelated, but still have plural forms for the same words:

pants -> Finnish "housut", scissors -> "sakset"; there is no singular "housu" or "saksi" in that meaning. As above, there is the singular "saksi" but it means a Saxon.

Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by seszett on Monday May 28, 2018 @04:19AM (#17171256)
Hmm. For the French part, "ciseaux" is true (the singular "ciseau" is what is called a chisel in English) but the rest is wrong.

A pair of pants is un pantalon, and a pair of pliers is also just une pince.

"Lunettes" (glasses) would be another word that is usually plural. Juste one lunette is a scope for just one eye (or some circular object with a hole in the middle).

Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by V-2 on Monday May 28, 2018 @03:55AM (#17171167)
In Polish it's the same story with "drzwi" (or "doors" - same thing as in English) as well as... "skrzypce" ("violin"). For some unfathomable reason it, too, is made to sound like a plural noun.
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by weinzierl on Sunday May 27, 2018 @04:47PM (#17169021)
I can live with "glasses", "pants", "pliers" and "scissors", but "data" drives me crazy because even native speakers seem to be completely inconsistent when it comes to its number.

EDIT: Now that I think about it there is another one that is hard for me, even it I know it is the correct form in English: visa (singular) and visas (plural). In my mother tongue it follows the same pattern as datum and data, it's Visum (singular) and Visa (plural).

Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by anitil on Sunday May 27, 2018 @08:24PM (#17169925)
As a native speaker I refuse to say 'these data' or the word datum. I prefer 'this data' for plural and 'this piece of data' for singular. Yes I know its wrong in some sense, but I think that ship has sailed
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by philwelch on Sunday May 27, 2018 @08:39PM (#17169983)
I've also seen "data point" used when a singular form is required. I think in common usage, "data" is a mass noun like "mayonnaise" rather than a plural.
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by kazinator on Sunday May 27, 2018 @08:54PM (#17170026)
That's a good point! Because the compound noun rules in English normally call for all nouns, other than the head of the noun phrase, to be singular.

This applies to the singulars that denote single objects too: scissor lift, pant leg; not scissors lift or pants leg.

According to this principle, it should be datum point, where only the head noun point may be pluralized.

"Datum point" exists, but I've never seen or heard it in use; it's just a "confirm by Google".

Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by vorg on Monday May 28, 2018 @03:35AM (#17171083)
> in common usage, "data" is a mass noun like "mayonnaise"

Were you also commenting on its pronunciation? I'd instead say: "data" is a mass noun like "mahyonnaise" and "tomahto sauce".

Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by anitil on Sunday May 27, 2018 @09:25PM (#17170116)
'Data point' - much better!
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by a1369209993 on Sunday May 27, 2018 @09:39PM (#17170147)
"Datum" (and its plural, "datums") is legitimate if you're talking about, eg, one filled-out survey form, or one array element. It's basically like "water molecule"; you wouldn't say "these water are cold", but "this datum is a outlier" makes sense.
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by anitil on Monday May 28, 2018 @07:58PM (#17175499)
While I understand, and agree that you are correct, I still don't like this wording. I prefer the sound of 'this data point is an outlier' or 'this point is an outlier'
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by kazinator on Sunday May 27, 2018 @08:26PM (#17169933)
> that ship has sailed

Wha? Oh, you mean quae navis navigaverunt.

Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by anitil on Sunday May 27, 2018 @09:24PM (#17170110)
Haha yes of course!
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by toast0 on Sunday May 27, 2018 @05:14PM (#17169140)
Data is a plural of datum, if you're considering the individual pieces, but it's more commonly used (in my experience as a US native) as a collection singular like sand. Ex the sand has formed a hill, the data has filled the hard drive.
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by mrec on Sunday May 27, 2018 @07:38PM (#17169779)
I haven't heard the term "collection singular" before; I'd call that a mass noun or non-count noun. (Which I agree "data" has become.)
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by toast0 on Tuesday May 29, 2018 @12:17PM (#17180494)
Mass noun is indeed the proper term, which I'll try to remember in the future. :)
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by roenxi on Sunday May 27, 2018 @06:09PM (#17169365)
We are reading a lovely article about how "childer" is a plural, and children is some sort of troubling double plural. The word data is somewhat older and its use has had even more time to change. I wish the dictionary would lose the fight on data and we could all just say "the data is conclusive" and be happy about it. It sounds much more natural.
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by mc32 on Sunday May 27, 2018 @05:47PM (#17169271)
In some contexts the plural of datum is datums, making it a bit more complicated than just a collective noun.
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by weinzierl on Monday May 28, 2018 @03:00AM (#17170971)
That's interesting. I've never encountered "datums" but a quick Google search turned up plenty of examples (like "Tidal Datums") and that "This plural is permissible only in the sense of 'fixed reference points'" [1].

Which contexts did you have in mind?

[1] https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/datums

Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by mc32 on Monday May 28, 2018 @12:22PM (#17173233)
Yes things like surveying and mapping was what I was thinking—similar.
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by rowaway93 on Monday May 28, 2018 @07:30AM (#17171859)
dat- is the stem, I suppose, -um is a grammatical ending. Data simply suits the English ear better because it's close to the nominal suffix -er. How do you like this dater point?
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by ed_blackburn on Monday May 28, 2018 @02:02AM (#17170799)
One more datum and it'll blow!
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by timthorn on Sunday May 27, 2018 @06:04PM (#17169342)
And in the UK, Lego.
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by bovine3dom on Sunday May 27, 2018 @06:25PM (#17169431)
Lego is the brand name; "let's play with Lego" is short for "let's play with the Lego bricks". I think it's much closer to a group noun :)

See also: Meccano, Duplo, Brio, Scalextric.

Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by weinzierl on Monday May 28, 2018 @02:55AM (#17170959)
In Germany we even stopped pretending that it's just a bunch of bricks and use the word as if it were the name of the game. We say "Let's play Lego". Does this sound strange in English?
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by fjsolwmv on Sunday May 27, 2018 @10:01PM (#17170213)
LEGO(tm) brand bricks
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by yesenadam on Sunday May 27, 2018 @07:50PM (#17169813)
You mean "not in the US"? Im not sure exactly, but only have heard people in US saying "Legos". (Australia here, we play with Lego!)
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by rowaway93 on Monday May 28, 2018 @07:34AM (#17171877)
Totally opaque to whether that's "lego's" or "legos" and children in general probably don't care for an overzealous syntactic classification of single morphemes either.

Is "gimme the lego over there" strange? I think it is, and if it is, then it's an interesting dater point to support this hypothesis.

Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by jgtrosh on Sunday May 27, 2018 @05:35PM (#17169227)
I have the same pet peeve with media, especially in french where média is used only as a singular, with les médias for the plural. Médium is exclusively used for ways of expression, and médiums for speaking with the dead. I get that language evolves but this specific evolution really bothers me.
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by ekianjo on Sunday May 27, 2018 @06:34PM (#17169473)
Media is another word that is not used consistently either. It is the plural of medium in latin but is not always understood as a plural.
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by pbhjpbhj on Monday May 28, 2018 @09:39AM (#17172313)
Fewer people know Latin in Britain now. So the Latin derived words are usually used as fully adopted words target than being treated as quoted Latin. This seems right to me.

"Forums" (rather than fora) seems a little awkward to me, but "data point" seems more natural than "datum". But then I never learnt Latin at school. At some point we need to stop applying the grammar rules of foreign languages to fully adopted words.

Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by ekianjo on Monday May 28, 2018 @09:58AM (#17172405)
the point is that they were initially adopted specifically in this way in the dictionary in the first place. Ignorance and years of bad education took their toll.
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by andrewbinstock on Sunday May 27, 2018 @06:44PM (#17169518)
The visa thing sounds like a back-formation unique to your mother tongue. The word "visa" is the past participle of videre (Latin for "to see"). So it is not a plural in its formation/derivation.
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by bmn__ on Monday May 28, 2018 @03:47AM (#17171128)
You're mistaken. The verb is vidēre, videō, vidī, visum.

There is also the noun vīsum, -ī, plural visa with the primary meaning the seen [thing], appearance, perception. This is the word that was borrowed into English and other languages.

Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by andrewbinstock on Monday May 28, 2018 @09:27AM (#17172258)
Why not look it up before you assert someone is wrong? It's explained in detail in [0]. It's clear that visa is used as a past participle, not as a noun, and it's applied in the singular. There is no support anywhere for the use of visum as a singular and visa as a plural. Which is what I believe I said above.

[0] https://www.etymonline.com/word/visa

Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by sverige on Sunday May 27, 2018 @10:40PM (#17170325)
My recent peeve is Americans who use 'bespoke' instead of 'custom.'

And 'in agreeance' instead of 'in agreement.'

Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by timc3 on Monday May 28, 2018 @12:28AM (#17170588)
Bespoke and custom are different, so if they are interchanging them without understanding the difference then I can understand that would annoy
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by jacobush on Monday May 28, 2018 @08:22AM (#17172033)
You has good listenance skills but rate lower on the acceptance scale, agreeance on that?
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by Wildgoose on Monday May 28, 2018 @08:31AM (#17172076)
That's because "data" is a "mass noun".

Think coffee - you have one coffee (singular), two coffees (plural), and some coffee (an indeterminate amount).

One datum, Two data, Some data.

Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by jMyles on Sunday May 27, 2018 @04:50PM (#17169028)
"People" too - as inconsistently numbered as data.
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by pluma on Sunday May 27, 2018 @05:12PM (#17169134)
That one is actually because it's two different words:

"people" is the plural form of "person", i.e. one person, two people, as a group

"people" (pl. "peoples") is a group of people as a unit, e.g. a tribe or an ethnic group or the citizens of a country

"persons" is ALSO the plural of "person" but only used when you talk about individuals rather than a group (e.g. "person of interest" -> "persons of interest", not "people of interest")

Yes this is a bit awkward and yes sometimes what's grammatically possible still sounds awkward even to native speakers (e.g. I'd argue "the polices" is a legitimate term when discussing multiple police organisations of a country as an abstract group but it sounds extremely wrong to most people apparently).

Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by wafflebear on Sunday May 27, 2018 @08:29PM (#17169946)
I believe "persons" is similar to "people" but differs in register.

For example, there is a UN Convention on the Rights of Persons with Disabilities. Obviously, native speakers would say "people with disabilities" in almost every situation, but that would be too informal for the title of a treaty.

Likewise, law enforcement use formal speech such as "persons of interest" to bolster their authority, but nobody would ever say "I sat next to two Australian persons on the flight".

Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by sverige on Sunday May 27, 2018 @10:13PM (#17170248)
Um, I'm a native speaker and might say "I sat next to two Australian persons on the flight."

Admittedly, it's more likely I'd say "I sat next to two Ozzies on the flight." (No, not Aussies, Ozzies. Like Ozzy Ozbourne. Because that's how it sounds to me when Aussies say 'Aussies.')

Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by notahacker on Sunday May 27, 2018 @05:21PM (#17169167)
Its uneasy coexistence with the usually-technically-valid-and-occasionally-preferred persons is the real problem. Peoples is pretty rare and only for the specific case where it's referring to a plurality of tribes/nations as peoples...
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by jMyles on Sunday May 27, 2018 @05:27PM (#17169191)
Still - I'm pretty sure I encounter the word "peoples" more frequently than the word "datum." :-)
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by whatsstolat on Sunday May 27, 2018 @06:02PM (#17169334)
I see the word datum often in code
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by jMyles on Monday May 28, 2018 @12:16PM (#17173201)
Yeah? I don't. And it doesn't seem like a great name in code. Link me to some examples?
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by SuddsMcDuff on Sunday May 27, 2018 @06:08PM (#17169361)
In Australia, is the singular of darta "dartum"? (Genuine question for any Aussies)
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by NamTaf on Sunday May 27, 2018 @10:59PM (#17170371)
We use the spelling datum/data. We pronounce it 'dar-ta' not 'day-taa'. I want to say we pronounce it 'day-tum' not 'dar-tum' but both sound fine to me, possibly thanks to all of the exported American English we consume or possibly just because we're weird.

I appreciate the apparent strangeness of this, but it's certainly not unique within the language.

That's English! :)

Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by yesenadam on Sunday May 27, 2018 @07:53PM (#17169826)
uh.. I don't think dartum is used, I've never heard it. "A piece of data" maybe.. But it's rare to have to talk of just one.
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by dragonwriter on Monday May 28, 2018 @07:24AM (#17171838)
> Worse imho is the "glasses", "pants", "pliers", "scissors", etc thing. Single object with plural name just because it happens to be made of two similar parts.

As a countable noun, aside from also being a drinking vessel, "a glass" is a lens or monocle. A pair of glasses is exactly a pair of those. These definitions are still in current use.

Its true that the singular terms for the others are no longer in common current use, so the plural seems odd, but glasses is a particularly bad example.

Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by csours on Sunday May 27, 2018 @04:42PM (#17168994)
For the sake of being a contrarian, there are two pieces of "glass" in a glasses.

I do wonder if simpler english will ever catch on

I do wondr if simplr nglsh wil evr cach on.

Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by gizmo686 on Sunday May 27, 2018 @05:04PM (#17169103)
Doubtful.

Also, I think your "simpler" transcription is actually less phonologically accurate.

For instance, I would transcribe the "er" in "wonder" as [ɝ]. In some dialects, it would actually just be [ɜ] without any pronounced trace of the "r" like sound. In actuallity, I suspect that it is actually [ɜɹ] underlying, and the two sounds just coalesce into [ɝ] when you pronounce them.

That is to say, the "er" sound is viewed a variant of the vowel moreso than it is a variant of "r". I have the same complaint about "simplr" and "evr".

For "nglsh", I just do not see any motivation to remove the vowels. It is true that English allows "n" to act as a vowel, but in "English", there is a pretty clear [I] (as in Igloo) before the [n]. Similarly, [l] could act as a vowel, but there is also a pretty clear [I] following it.

Finally for "cach", I can't really complain about this being worse, as "ch" is our way of writing tsh ( /t͡ʃ/ ), but if we are simplifying English, it would be nice to clean up this too and show the relationship between that sound and the t sound.

Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by CrystalLangUser on Sunday May 27, 2018 @06:48PM (#17169535)
Something that HN readers often don't understand is that being an engineer or having advanced understanding of a field does not equate having an understanding of linguistics, despite being a native speaker of a language. Merely striking out letters from words doesn't make a language or its spelling any simpler...
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by gizmo686 on Sunday May 27, 2018 @07:42PM (#17169797)
Not sure if that is directed at me, but I did minor in linguistics.
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by CrystalLangUser on Sunday May 27, 2018 @07:54PM (#17169828)
Certainly not at you, but at the comment you replied to and a lot of comments whenever linguistics-related topics come up here.
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by gizmo686 on Sunday May 27, 2018 @08:04PM (#17169864)
Thanks, although I am looking back at my comment and hitting myself for transcribing the vowel as [ɜ].
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by _red on Sunday May 27, 2018 @04:53PM (#17169044)
How long are we going to continually spell things like: knife, night, knight, thought, etc. When you add up the generations of wasted human effort in spelling words in such pointless ways, its mind boggling.
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by CrystalLangUser on Sunday May 27, 2018 @07:03PM (#17169603)
> spelling words in such pointless ways

Define "pointless". Each word has its own etymology, and if we're going to be honest here, the different spellings aren't _that_ complicated. Take it up with English's ancestors for borrowing words from many different languages, and then with more recent ancestors for the great vowel shift, among other things leading to change.

Language is never going to make sense. It's not prescriptive- we just make changes, arbitrarily, sometimes due to mistakes, and it either catches on or it doesn't. Trying to "fix" language is an impossible task because no one is making the rules. English in particular doesn't have a language council making decisions, unlike say, Korean. It doesn't matter anyways because "Standard English" is quite different than day to day conversation, and even in formal settings it's based on stylistic guidelines, not hard rules.

Just let it be- devising an _arbitrary_ method of attempting to corral an entire language is an impossible task. And any work would be undone within one generation anyways since languages evolve. Esperanto, a manufactured language, has already seen linguistic changes by its native speakers (kids who were taught it growing up).

Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by jacobolus on Sunday May 27, 2018 @04:57PM (#17169062)
Indefinitely.

If you want a history of attempts to fix it, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English-language_spelling_refo...

Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by twoodfin on Sunday May 27, 2018 @08:05PM (#17169865)
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by ekianjo on Sunday May 27, 2018 @06:37PM (#17169485)
Spelling comes from the root of each individual word. It makes sense to keep them written this way. Not everything makes phonetic sense especially in English where imported words are countless.
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by posterboy on Sunday May 27, 2018 @05:48PM (#17169275)
what do you suggest instead: naif, nife, nyve ..?
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by Zarath on Sunday May 27, 2018 @06:23PM (#17169422)
nife is fine
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by gizmo686 on Sunday May 27, 2018 @08:06PM (#17169875)
Why is there an "e" at the end?
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by asveikau on Sunday May 27, 2018 @08:31PM (#17169954)
I'm reminded of how English orthography has that weird thing where the presence of a silent E can seemingly change the vowel in the previous syllable. For example the Tom Lehrer song, "who can turn a can into a cane? Silent E..."

So a hypothetical "nife" would never be mistaken for "neef", as "nif" could be.

Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by Izkata on Sunday May 27, 2018 @09:02PM (#17170051)
Or mistaken for niff. [0]

(No, I didn't know this word existed before this moment.)

[0] https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/niff

Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by whatsstolat on Sunday May 27, 2018 @06:05PM (#17169344)
Move to a phonetic alphabet. E.g. Arabic.
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by posterboy on Sunday May 27, 2018 @07:06PM (#17169620)
We could also just add accents, diacrits to exhaustion to englissh letters. Without that in arabic you couldn't even tell /a/, /e/, /i/ apart, they are all aleph in word initial position. Our orthographie is phine, your pronnuntzashun is just lazy
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by kimmk on Monday May 28, 2018 @05:02AM (#17171392)
You can write phonetically on the Latin alphabet perfectly fine, for example Finnish does so. In the case of English, its a matter of standardizing the pronunciation of characters (considering it requires every English speaker to essentially learn to write/read again, just changing the alphabet to Arabic is almost easier).
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by bluedino on Sunday May 27, 2018 @05:32PM (#17169210)
There’s already a weird thing in certain cultures in the US - leaving out articles and possessives.

That mike car

Him going there

Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by walshemj on Sunday May 27, 2018 @07:03PM (#17169604)
That's a dialect all languages have them
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by empath75 on Sunday May 27, 2018 @06:44PM (#17169522)
Neither of those examples are leaving out articles or possessives.
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by pbhjpbhj on Monday May 28, 2018 @09:42AM (#17172331)
"Spectacles! Glasses are vessels from which one drinks."

-- my school teacher

Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by lttlrck on Sunday May 27, 2018 @06:10PM (#17169372)
I read ‘eve’ as ‘never’ multiple times while scanning your simple version...
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by analog31 on Sunday May 27, 2018 @04:46PM (#17169015)
Figuring out those things requires too many maths. ;-)
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by sverige on Sunday May 27, 2018 @10:16PM (#17170253)
That's one of the best tells to detect non-Americans when communicating in writing only. Get them to talk about uni and how much they enjoyed maths.
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by notahacker on Sunday May 27, 2018 @05:28PM (#17169193)
Isn't this pretty common in other European languages though? "Pants" is after all an abbreviation of pantalones
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by walshemj on Sunday May 27, 2018 @07:00PM (#17169589)
A lot less strange that intimate objects having a gender as you do a French and many other languages
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by lobster_johnson on Sunday May 27, 2018 @08:00PM (#17169848)
At this point gender in most languages has almost nothing to do with the semantic meaning of the words themselves -- biological gender or whatever -- and we might as well call it something less culturally loaded like "noun class". A famous example is "das Mädchen" in German -- a masculine (edit: neuter, I mean!) noun for a biologically feminine person. Languages are littered with such inconsistencies, and as a language learner almost all of the genders are not discoverable from the semantic meaning of the word. Why is "ei bok" (Norwegian for "a book") feminine, when it's categorically an inanimate thing?
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by yorwba on Sunday May 27, 2018 @08:25PM (#17169928)
"Das Mädchen" is actually neuter, because it's descended from the diminutive of "Magd" (English "maid"). It's the same for "das Jüngelchen", except that "der Junge" is much more common for boys.

I don't think there's any case where German has a word of the opposite gender for a person whose gender is known, because it's usually easy to adapt the default (masculine) form by appending "-in".

Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by lobster_johnson on Sunday May 27, 2018 @08:40PM (#17169987)
I meant neuter! I studied German for three years in school, but my brain got its wires crossed there for a second.
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by rowaway93 on Monday May 28, 2018 @07:58AM (#17171951)
I have a hunch that the nominally feminine gender is rather one of subjunction, not to say subjugation. Der Himmel -> Die Sonne -> Das Wetter. Der Tag -> Die Nacht -> Das Jahr. Der Mond -> Die Sterne -> Das Pantheon ... OK, I am not quite sure, but at least gender was an innovation in Germanic, whereas the reconstructed Proto-Indo-European knew inflection for in-/animate -- e.g. there were two different words for fire, where the the other gave ignition [1].

It stands to reason that the feminin came to be at the boundary between these.

[1] https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Reconstruction:Proto-Indo-Eur...

PS: This is fun ... Der Mensch -> Die Familie -> Das Dorf. Der Krieger, die Krieger, das Kriegen. Der Aktionär -> die Aktie. Die Aktionärinnen ... das Aktienpaket. Der Karren (car), Die Karre (load), das Ankarren, das Herangekarrte, das Karree (See [2] for more on four wheels, strange animism, etc. Ultimately inconclusive).

Note that the pluralizing morpheme -en was written -in in old german. Also note that many case inflections come out as -en, so I suppose that female forms were in the objectified part of speech more often, where the gender is not reflected in the article (den Kindern, Männern, Frauen).

[2] http://langevo.blogspot.de/2014/09/four-map.html

Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by NullPrefix on Sunday May 27, 2018 @07:06PM (#17169625)
s/intimate/inanimate/ ?
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by amaccuish on Sunday May 27, 2018 @04:32PM (#17168962)
In other languages, there is a number (dual) that deals with cases like this. It's been dropping from most languages where it's used. In Russian it's mostly gone, but alot of the endings remain.

Also lot's of languages when borrowing from English do away with the plural if it's obvious. Like in french, a pair of jeans is just un jean, singular.

Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by SilasX on Sunday May 27, 2018 @06:10PM (#17169371)
English has some vestiges of the grammatical dual, in terms of having a special word for the case of two: both vs all, either vs any, neither vs none. (And for real pedants, between vs among.)
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by gizmo686 on Sunday May 27, 2018 @04:49PM (#17169024)
Dual doesn't really help in this case. In a dual system, we would have something like:

1 pant

2 pantx

3+ pants

The problem with the words op is describing is that they should, semantically, belong to the category of 1 object, but morphologically (and syntactically) belong to the category of not-1 object. Adding a separate category for 2 objects does not address this.

Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by thechao on Sunday May 27, 2018 @05:55PM (#17169304)
I occasionally dabble in the spoken-out-loud “glassen” and “panten”. I should do it more.
Re:Why “children,” not “childs”? (2016) by amaccuish on Sunday May 27, 2018 @05:18PM (#17169153)
Got you, sorry misread :) though I guess the french have it right with un jean :)