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Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by mvdwoord on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @09:54AM (#9137887)
A story from the time recounts that Piero Soderino, the head of the powerful Florentine Republic, even told the famously irascible Michelangelo that David's nose was much too large. Michelangelo then hid some marble dust in his hand, climbed back up his ladder and pretended to do some more "chiseling" on the offending proboscis. While he did so, he let some marble dust fall from his hand. The pompous Soderino was fooled – he examined the unchanged nose and announced it was much improved and far more "life-like."

http://www.globusjourneys.com/travel-stories/italy/michelang...

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by TallGuyShort on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @10:28AM (#9138116)
Not a huge Steve Jobs fan, but I had a professor who had worked as a designer under Steve Jobs and tried something similar. Steve insisted that a new mouse needed to be just a fraction of a millimetre slimmer so a person's palm was lower and closer to the work surface. They figured he was being an unreasonable "delicate genius" and returned a few days later with the identical mouse and claimed they had reworked it to be a little slimmer. He held it and immediately said they had done nothing and the size was identical to before. They took it and reworked it to actually be about half a millimetre slimmer, showed it to him, and he said it was perfect.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by sxp on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @12:04PM (#9138814)
There is a similar story about Larry Page when Gmail was being developed:

  Before Google launched Gmail in 2004, its creator, Paul Buchheit, brought it to 
  Page’s open cubicle office for a review.

  As Buchheit called the program up on Page’s computer, the boss made a face.

  “It’s too slow,” Page said.

  Buchheit disagreed. It was loading just fine, he said. No, Page insisted. 
  It had taken a full 600 milliseconds for the page to load.

  “You can’t know that,” Buchheit said. But when he got back to his office, 
  he looked up the server logs. It had taken exactly 600 milliseconds
  for Gmail to load.
http://www.businessinsider.com/larry-page-the-untold-story-2...

It is quite plausible for people who being to obsess over a certain aspect to become overly sensitive to it. In my case, a lifetime of playing high speed video games makes it possible to notice things that others miss when it comes to things like framerates and microstutter in computer graphics. I find it likely that Jobs and Page were able to pick up on millimeter & millisecond defects.

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by sytse on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @01:09PM (#9139371)
Great story, I hope that Larry loads drive.google.com sometime this week and orders that the loading time has to improve as well
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by yellowapple on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @08:02PM (#9142040)
Or pretty much anything in *.google.com, for that matter.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by NegativeK on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @11:32PM (#9142675)
I thought you were being hyperbolic, but Drive really does take second god damn seconds to load.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by sytse on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @11:52PM (#9142736)
Indeed, it takes multiple seconds, I have a drive tab pinned permanently to avoid it (actually two tabs, one for each google account I use)
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by ggchappell on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @07:54PM (#9142009)
> I find it likely that Jobs and Page were able to pick up on millimeter & millisecond defects.

Quite possible. It's also possible that Jobs & Page made all kinds of more or less random comments, and people remembered and retold the stories about the times they were strikingly correct.

I'd guess the truth is somewhere between the two.

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by leppr on Wednesday March 04, 2015 @12:22AM (#9142833)
Third plausible option for the Steve Jobs story: he knew his colleagues very well and just guessed what they did through their body-language. If I was going to pull off something like that on my boss I'm pretty sure I'd act differently than usual, and marketing/business-type people tend to be socially hyper-aware.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by ggchappell on Wednesday March 04, 2015 @09:54AM (#9144518)
We could take that idea to the extreme. Perhaps Jobs knew nothing about technology; he was just highly sensitive to the body language of talented engineers. So he hired top-notch people, and then he yelled at them until he could see that the engineers knew they were doing excellent work.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by Karawebnetwork on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @12:48PM (#9139197)
The thing is, 600 milliseconds is a number that comes up often.

You don't have to be precise to the milliseconds, you only have to be able to recognize 100 milliseconds, 500 milliseconds and 1000 milliseconds. The rest is guessing work.

It's the same thing with the width of elements on the web. Know what 10px is, and you will be able to guess anything.

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by dilap on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @01:10PM (#9139384)
I used to play a racing game called Trackmania; there was no collision, but it was really competitive in that you'd be racing simultaneously networked w/ other players. You could definitely tell when you completed the lab in a time that was say 10ms behind a different time. 600 milliseconds, +- say 50ms, is pretty recognizable.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by raziel2p on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @02:51PM (#9140184)
Top level players will gain ~10ms or more on eachother every other turn. At a level below the very top you're going to see gaps far bigger. With experience, you'll definitely be able to tell which parts of the track you did well or poorly at, but there is no way you're going to be able to get an accurate feel for all of those tiny gains and losses over the course of a 30-60 second track to accurately judge exactly how far ahead or behind another time you are.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6Ri6XUq6no

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by dilap on Wednesday March 04, 2015 @12:14AM (#9142808)
OK, I got curious enough I wrote a small console game to test reaction times.

It turns out I'm not nearly as good as I thought. I can nail a delay of 100,200,...,900ms exactly only about 40% of the time, and within +-100ms about 80% of the time.

If anyone else feels like trying, you can do "go get github.com/erinok/howlonghowlong". Hit space to see a flash, and then type 1-9 for how long you think the flash was.

It's surprisingly fun. (At least if you're incredibly weird like me.)

I find I'll have periods of concentration where I can just nail it, and then it'll leave me, and I'll be sloppy.

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by dilap on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @07:27PM (#9141888)
I think you might be right...maybe I am remembering differences of more like 100ms?

And thinking about it, in Trackmania it was less a perception of time that you noticed, but a sense of how smoothly and perfectly you had hit every turn. You could easily race the almost the exact same time multiple times in a row, and then feel it when you hit a turn more smoothly and shaved a few fractions of a second off your time. (Or similarly feel it when you screwed up and added a few seconds.)

Man, thinking about this is making me miss trackmania :)

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by bashinator on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @01:52PM (#9139734)
God I lost a bunch of hours to that game. Kinderheitstrauma.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by samjc on Wednesday March 04, 2015 @12:24AM (#9142841)
Just out of curiosity what do you think Kinderheitstrauma is?
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by bashinator on Wednesday March 04, 2015 @01:56PM (#9146446)
Well, it's one of the original stunt maps in Trackmania, but it also literally means "childhood trauma".
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by samjc on Wednesday March 04, 2015 @09:32PM (#9148895)
Oh I see. Sorry, I'm german, and the word seemed out of context to me. Thanks for clearing that up :)
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by bilbo0s on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @12:59PM (#9139290)
Well... I would agree that the Page story is not that impressive. Obviously, most people from the video game generation would be sensitive to a time period greater than 500 milliseconds.

But that misses the point of the Jobs story. Some people really do have sensitivity to things that the vast majority of others have trouble perceiving. Most people would have trouble perceiving a millimeter difference in spatial dimension by touch.

Having said all of that... the likelihood that the Project Manager in the original story... or even that the Project Manager in your workplace for that matter... is the maven that Steve Jobs was is remote in the extreme.

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by zipfle on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @04:19PM (#9140838)
That's a super old story, at least as old as this zen koan:

http://www.ashidakim.com/zenkoans/48accurateproportion.html

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by guelo on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @01:33PM (#9139583)
Fine story but it has no "remove the duck" element to it.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by aros on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @02:50PM (#9140180)
How is this story similar? It's not even related to the topic.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by ertdfgcb on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @10:49AM (#9138253)
Reminds me of this Koan:

Sen no Rikyu, a tea-master, wished to hang a flower basket on a column. he asked a carpenter to help him, directing the man to place it a little higher or lower, to the right or left, until he had found exactly the right spot. "That's the place," said Sen no Rikyu finally.

The carpenter, to test the master, marked the spot and then pretended he had forgotten. Was this the place? "Was this the place, perhaps?" the carpenter kept asking, pointing to various places on the column.

But so accurate was the tea-master's sense of proportion that it was not until the carpenter reached the identical spot again that its location was approved.

from here: http://www.ashidakim.com/zenkoans

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by agarden on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @11:14AM (#9138431)
I think this anecdote might help explain Jobs's success.

There is a tendency when one is running or developing a product to convince yourself that your efforts are producing a genuinely good product that your customers will like. Frequently that isn't true, and the product is rightly trashed by the outsiders. The thing is, the people on the inside would have trashed it too if they had not been insiders.

Jobs seems to have had the ability to resist this self-deception. He was ruthlessly honest about how good the things Apple was making actually were and not at all afraid to reject things because some aspect was poor.

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by Dylan16807 on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @02:10PM (#9139861)
Being able to tell the difference between the tiniest of arbitrary changes doesn't mean it's better. The anecdote could equally show how he's pointlessly stubborn.

All the praise in your comment only really works if the change is a clear improvement.

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by LanceH on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @11:56AM (#9138758)
He really nailed it with the mouse.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by mhurron on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @01:10PM (#9139386)
Yep, this thing was beautiful

http://cdn.mactrast.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/2012-11-2...

Apples design is hit and miss like everyone else.

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by analog31 on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @01:22PM (#9139508)
My carpal tunnels ache just looking at it.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by graeme on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @01:47PM (#9139696)
I agree with you. I could never use Apple mice. I hurt my arm muscles typing a few years back. Haven't been able to use them since.

(fixed the arm problem with physio and massage)

However, the apple trackpad on my macbook air seems to work great. I like this more than even ordinary mice, which can sometimes aggravate the issue.

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by yellowapple on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @08:06PM (#9142056)
I personally swear by Logitech's trackball mice (the ones where the trackball is operated with the thumb); less wrist movement involved, meaning less strain there.

In contrast, my wrist hurts just thinking about the Mighty Mouse or whatever it's called.

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by protomyth on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @08:48PM (#9142196)
I was very unhappy to find they don't sell the wired version anymore, only the non-Bluetooth wireless. Glad I bought a couple.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by Turing_Machine on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @11:01PM (#9142576)
Yes and yes. I hate it when I find a product that's perfect for my needs and then it gets discontinued. The Logitech trackball was one of them. It's one of those tools that (after you get used to it) just becomes an extension of your hand.

The wireless (which is what I'm using at the moment) is okay, but it's not the same.

I've got some dead ones in the junk pile. When I get some time I'm going to see if I can cobble together a working unit from them.

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by mjcohen on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @11:07PM (#9142592)
I have both, and I prefer the wireless. No cords, the battery lasts a long time, and I can program it on my Mac so that, when using Chrome, the extra buttons click on a link, open the link in a new tab, and switch to that tab.

When will Chrome offer the option of switching to a new tab when its link is clicked on? Firefox has had it forever.

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by 59nadir on Wednesday March 04, 2015 @02:11AM (#9143086)
> When will Chrome offer the option of switching to a new tab when its link is clicked on? Firefox has had it forever.

When will the big browsers be programmable? I'm currently running uzbl[0] because I want to set my own hotkeys in my browser. I tried 4 different 'emacs bindings' extensions for other browsers until I just figured out that none of these is gonna get it completely right.

The good thing in all of this is that I now control the behavior and features of my browser myself. I've made features that wouldn't even be possible in Firefox/Chrome. Not because it should be all that hard, but because they just don't let you actually do anything with them.

Browsers are pretty much like e-mail clients. They all suck. Some suck less than others, but it's actually striking how bad the sum total of all the browsers' usability is. Ironically I had to switch to a browser that wasn't trying to be a modern browser to get the browser experience that I wanted.

Links: [0] - http://www.uzbl.org/

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by wooger on Wednesday March 04, 2015 @12:24PM (#9145783)
If you tried pentadactyl / vimperator extensions for Firefox I'd be surprised if you found anything you couldn't program that you can acheve in uzbl.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by 59nadir on Thursday March 05, 2015 @12:52PM (#9152460)
With uzbl I can interface with literally any program on my computer capable of text input/output, so I am hard pressed to see how this claim holds up. This means, obviously, that it's mostly trivial to write bash/perl/whatever scripts/programs for useful browser features.

Like I said, I had to turn away from everything that tried to be a modern browser to realize that most modern browsers are shit, FF/Chrome with these extensions included. Browsers have not evolved well and are mostly designed to be huge monoliths with little to no transparency and programmability. Vimperator and pentadactyl don't remedy this.

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by eru on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @11:14PM (#9142615)
I hope I'll find some second-hand, when mine dies.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by ptevans on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @09:18PM (#9142289)
Also, trackpads encourage good coding hygiene. Which is say continously using them makes a horrific sweaty mess, so you stay with the keyboard and keep coding. (Unless you really really like w3)

Also I thought "hockey puck mouse" was an old DEC mouse. Dec as in, "my Vaxstation is better than your Mac, cause it has a mouse AND it's still a VAX." (I still like saying "VAX" Side-effect: I start SHIFTING INTO ALL CAPS. )

Paul

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by analog31 on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @11:27PM (#9142657)
I find that variety helps: Use one thing for a while, then use something else. Right now I love my little notebook computer with a touch screen. That, and a good trackpad, allow me to keep my hands in a neutral position, which is like a loosely closed fist with the index fingers pointing outward.

My other issue is eyestrain. I can type text without looking at the screen, so I tend to prefer text based interfaces. And keyboard shortcuts are a way to rest from overuse of pointing devices. (i.e., overuse of our bodies)

Remember the urban legend about the QWERTY keyboard, that it was designed to slow us down in order to distract us from how slow typewriters were? Sometimes I wonder if the modern GUI has turned into something like that: Simple tasks require us to control the computer's sequence of operations through extensive manual and ocular labor, rather than us just telling it what we want it to do.

Just a weird thought, offered for amusement.

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by leppr on Wednesday March 04, 2015 @12:37AM (#9142865)
That's because your upper-arm length is disproportionately different from Steve Jobs'. Apple doesn't design for the handicapped.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by sambeau on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @03:35PM (#9140530)
I loved that mouse. It was the most comfortable mouse I ever had and, if held correctly, you could fling it about with real accuracy.

I was sad when they replaced it.

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by chipotle_coyote on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @01:18PM (#9139468)
There are some people who really love Apple's mice, even the notorious "hockey puck" one. (Which to be fair was actually pretty comfortable to use, assuming you ever got the damn thing pointing the right way.) I'm not one of them, but I'm not really a huge fan of mice, period -- and their current weirdo mouse-with-touch-surface certainly offers a lot of gesture control, and it's not that uncomfortable. (Granted, "The Apple Mouse: Hey, you've used worse" isn't a very compelling slogan.)
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by leoc on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @01:35PM (#9139601)
The hockey-puck mouse would have been a lot nicer to use had it been wireless. The small, round body didn't provide a good grip for wrestling with that stiff cable.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by jjoonathan on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @03:57PM (#9140698)
> even the notorious "hockey puck" one

I've always wondered why people hate on it so much -- even if someone prefers to point with their arm rather than their fingers, surely they can understand the appeal of using fingers to point at things?

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by sukilot on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @04:44PM (#9140988)
Fingerpointing is touchscreen. The puck mouse was just awkward pushing with fingers.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by masklinn on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @10:31AM (#9138132)
Yes it's a move which works when people demand changes in order to leave their mark or to be seen as "doing something"[0], it doesn't work in the case of people demanding changes because they actually want these changes.

[0] an attitude I find myself unthinkingly adopting when doing reviews.

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by throwawayaway on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @10:57AM (#9138301)
i have the guilts reviewing work of non native english speakers and asking them to rename functions after review.

hard to ask for it without it seeming completely petty, particularly when everything else is perfect. it does represent a minor improvement.

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by pluma on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @12:44PM (#9139168)
As a non-native English speaker, I can tell you that this is not only perfectly acceptable but actually a good thing.

Naming is important. Bad function names are a bug in the API, just like any other API bug.

Non-native speakers frequently struggle naming things even more than native speakers, especially when they have to deal with a problem domain for the first time.

Just like any other mistake, bad function names usually aren't intentional -- often quite the opposite. I remember struggling with naming business domain related functions and variables in the first booking system I worked on, especially because the UI wasn't localized into English, so I had no direct reference. Should this class be called Invoice or Bill? Are the terms "netto" and "brutto" commonly used in English as they are in German? What's the proper plural of "index"? And so on.

Having tactful help from a native speaker can be a huge advantage.

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by rogerbinns on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @01:43PM (#9139661)
There are two hard problems in computer science: naming things, cache invalidation and off by one errors.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by duwease on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @11:19AM (#9138471)
That's valuable work in my eyes.. a little effort helps a lot when returning to the code (or having someone else use it) later. Bad naming even causes unnecessary confusion once I'm immersed in the code base.. the fifth time or so I have to ask myself "Which one generated the view, 'processAnnotation' or 'handleAnnotation'?", I just spend the time to refactor.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by whyaduck on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @01:15PM (#9139434)
This problem isn't isolated to non-native English speakers. The potential cost of poorly named methods/variables/classes, etc. is high enough on a complex product that it's almost always worth raising the issue in reviews. If your reviews are run positively it really shouldn't be an issue.

As an aside, I recently saw a job listing that included the requirement to be able to "defend your code in reviews" - I would say that's an environment where reviews probably aren't positive experiences.

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by clay_to_n on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @02:54PM (#9140217)
On the other hand, I could see that as meaning "know what you're talking about so that you can defend the decisions you make."

As an intern, I've had many times where I'd say "I did it this way using A B and C, is that the best way? Are there any improvements you'd suggest?" after completing work. But in a more senior position, you probably don't want people second guessing / not really understanding these decisions.

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by whyaduck on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @06:07PM (#9141429)
I have no problem with anyone, from interns on up, constructively criticizing my code/architecture/design decisions. I work for a company with an exceptionally strong engineering culture and no one shies away from expressing an opinion when invited (and sometimes when not invited). That said, "defend" is a poor choice of words for code review. If someone asks me why I did something, I tell them. It's not a defense, it's an explanation. If they have a better way to do what needs to be done that's GOOD. If we disagree, we discuss why we disagree. Defending is what you do when someone's attacking you, not when you're collaborating.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by acdha on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @11:13AM (#9138423)
It definitely requires some tact and thought first. The angle I like to focus on is whether something will actively confuse future maintainers. If it's an internal method and the name is odd but not misleading, it's probably not worth raising at a code review or maybe even privately
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by throwawayaway on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @11:53AM (#9138733)
yeah it's definitely not one for the rooftops with a megaphone anyway.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by acdha on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @12:10PM (#9138865)
This is also a good time for many of us to work on social skills: most people like getting help with a second language as long as it's not putting them on the spot & if you have a good relationship with someone you can bring it up at the right time more along the lines of “Isn't English so absurdly arbitrary?” than something to be defensive about.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by pluma on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @12:57PM (#9139280)
I think this is being unnecessarily non-confrontational. As long as you explain why the term is wrong or sub-optimal and what it should be called instead, I can't see how any serious programmers should take offence.

Consider it this way: natively speaking English means you have domain knowledge, sharing that domain knowledge should feel no different from pointing out mistakes in other domains. If someone gets English wrong, that's no different from getting, say, VAT calculation wrong.

Maybe I'm just assuming everyone already handles mistakes in other domains with tact and respect.

Also, it's a matter of proportion. If a function name is extremely misleading that's different from a function name just using an awkward synonym, just as a broken piece of code is different from dodgy indentation. You'll want to fix either problem eventually, but the immediate repercussions are quite different (serious bug vs minor annoyance, basically).

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by acdha on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @02:08PM (#9139843)
> As long as you explain why the term is wrong or sub-optimal and what it should be called instead

I think we're generally in agreement – I was trying to keep the focus on things which can be reasonably be considered objectively wrong and keeping the degree of wrongness in mind when deciding how to handle it. If you're on the low end of that scale, it's probably not a good use for everyone's time in a code-review session unless it happens a lot.

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by jonahx on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @11:43AM (#9138638)
Naming is incredibly important. I don't think that's petty at all.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by digi_owl on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @11:38AM (#9138604)
Why did i read that as him getting them to make a mouse that fit his hand comfortably, but wrapped it into a more generic dictate?
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by dchichkov on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @12:20PM (#9138942)
I think there is a more likely, albeight sadder explanation. Steve was simply able to read the faces of the team and correctly guess that they didn't comply. As a compliance professional he was very sensitive to that and immediately reacted.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by Ensorceled on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @01:33PM (#9139581)
Or, a more likely and less idiotically cynical explanation is that a man famous for having vision, aesthetic sense and incessant drive for excellence that enabled him to completely revolutionize multiple technology industries ACTUALLY had vision and a sense of aesthetics.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by Dylan16807 on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @02:14PM (#9139892)
Idiotically cynical? You're getting oddly personal over this. A 'sense of aesthetics' doesn't mean you know the objectively right size to fit the very very different hand sizes of a million people down to the sub-millimeter level.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by Ensorceled on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @03:14PM (#9140379)
Not at all personal on my side; hell, the story is probably apocryphal.

I never said he was right or that I agreed with him, in fact I hate Apple Mice and actually find them too small. No idea where you are even getting that.

My point is that Steve Jobs was renowned for an obsessive, manic attention to exactly these kinds of detail and usually knew what he wanted and would blow up when he didn't get it; so it takes a special kind of person to dodge Occam's razor and go looking for some other explanation.

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by Dylan16807 on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @03:28PM (#9140483)
>Not at all personal on my side; hell, the story is probably apocryphal.

You called dchichkov's argument "idiotically cynical". That's a personal attack, even if you didn't mean it that way.

>I never said he was right or that I agreed with him, in fact I hate Apple Mice and actually find them too small. No idea where you are even getting that.

When you say "completely revolutionize multiple technology industries ACTUALLY had vision and a sense of aesthetics" in response to a comment that suggested he was reading expressions, that very heavily implies that Steve was correct. You need to work on wording if you have "no idea" how I got that impression.

>a special kind of person

This sounds like a personal insult again.

I don't know why you're so vehemently against the idea.

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by Ensorceled on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @05:00PM (#9141081)
> You called dchichkov's argument "idiotically cynical". That's a personal attack, even if you didn't mean it that way.

No, I'll admit I meant it that way and I'll stand by it. What I meant is that it isn't a personal issue for me as I thought you were claiming. Those are different things.

> When you say "completely revolutionize multiple technology industries ACTUALLY had vision and a sense of aesthetics" in response to a comment that suggested he was reading expressions, that very heavily implies that Steve was correct. You need to work on wording if you have "no idea" how I got that impression.

No. I'm saying I believe (assuming the story is true) Jobs correctly detected the 1mm difference. I'm also saying I don't agree that the 1mm difference was the right call, certainly not for me. Jobs sense of aesthetics resulted in many great products but a few duds as well.

My point is that since Jobs is literally (in)famous for attention to small details and being a complete hard ass about seeing those details through to the end product, it is silly to not only question a story about his attention to small details but to offer another option as "most likely".

It does not mean I think Jobs walked on water and was always right.

This has blown up way farther than a quick throw away line.

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by minthd on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @02:58PM (#9140252)
Take into account that at least some his image was the result of a carefully planned PR. This is a known marketing tool for companies who sell luxury products.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by MeadowTheory on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @04:39PM (#9140953)
An implausible, borderline impossible, tactical sensitivity is not vision and a sense of aesthetics. Cool your jets.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by ryan-allen on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @07:31PM (#9141902)
I think you're right here, he did have a sense of aesthetics.

The blog post I think was talking more about people who just have to change something to 'make their mark' and usually the mark makers are the managers, not the doers or the designers, making arbitrary changes so they feel validated, or powerful, or in control, who knows.

Steve knew what was nice though, indisputably, and in Australia we have the saying "Who's rooting this cat?", in Steve's case he was the one rooting it, whereas the PM in the blog post barely even knew the cat.

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by ConceptJunkie on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @05:01PM (#9141089)
Kudos to Steve Jobs for being able to recognize the difference of what he was actually asking for.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by driverdan on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @06:17PM (#9141485)
Which is, of course, absolutely ridiculous if true. Not everyone has the same size and shape hands as Jobs did. I hate all of Apple's mice because they're far too small for me.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by bluedino on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @04:03PM (#9140737)
Didn't Steve email some iPhone project manager at 11:30pm because he noticed the shade of yellow on one of icons changed slightly?
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by sukilot on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @04:48PM (#9141014)
He emailed a Google VP.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by wooger on Wednesday March 04, 2015 @12:18PM (#9145745)
This would be a good story if apple had ever made a mouse that was even passably good.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by thro2 on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @11:12PM (#9142608)
They should've tried making it wider.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by sukilot on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @04:40PM (#9140962)
Jobs also insisted on the awful hockey puck mouse because he thought that a perfect circle was more important than ergonomics.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by JonnieCache on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @10:39AM (#9138184)
There are countless fables about record company executives dropping by the mastering studio to hear the new hit in its finished form. They'd inevitably make some ill-posed request, of the familiar "it needs to pop more!" variety.

The wily engineer directs them towards a large and important looking knob, telling them that they are free to dial in as much "pop" as they think the track needs.

Of course, they screw up their faces and make minute adjustments, and eventually announce that the sound is now perfect. You all know the punchline.

The twist is that every sound engineer also has stories of doing the same thing to themselves by accident.

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by madaxe_again on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @10:55AM (#9138286)
That sounds like web development. If I had a penny for every time we're asked for more zazz, pop, pow, shazam, zing, shizzle, pizazz, "something", cowbell...

I'd use them to bury the meddling fuckers who ask for this shit.

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by leviathan on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @11:45AM (#9138663)
Back in the days I worked a while as a web designer, spent my days in Photoshop, learned all the shortcuts.

So I was showing the design to this client who always wanted to modify things, and he said he doesn't like the orange a lot and if we can tweak it. I had a red layer, and a yellow layer over it with opacity, so I clicked on the yellow layer, and started pressing random numbers on the numpad (pressing numbers changes the value of the layer's opacity) so the colors were jumping randomly from red to orange to yellow and the hues in between, finally I settled back on the exact value that was before, and that seemed to satisfy the client. The color was now perfect.

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by bornon5 on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @11:55AM (#9138756)
Similar thing happened to me - a client didn't like a shade of blue I was using, even though it was the exact shade she had told me to use. She then sent me a PowerPoint file with just a blue box in it and told me to use that blue instead. Of course it was the exact same blue as before. I re-sent her the file, and she immediately transmitted her enthusiastic approval.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by Terr_ on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @07:59PM (#9142027)
"What do you mean, calibrate my monitor color?"
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by jlebar on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @11:57AM (#9138767)
If you haven't read this before, I highly recommend: http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by jallmann on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @12:24PM (#9138993)
...That guy is just an asshole. Not funny at all. He should just have declined instead of screwing around and wasting everybody's time.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by gknoy on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @01:27PM (#9139548)
It's possible that he didn't actually do that, and was only blogging the fantasy ("Man, I'd love to troll her with increasingly stupid cat posters until she leaves me alone ..."), but it's also possible that we see the response after being frequently asked to do Free Work as a "favor" for coworkers who either won't accept "No" or don't understand that it's inappropriate to depand such work.

If we take this at face value, she could have asked more nicely, and he could also have followed the "F you, pay me" principle, and just quoted her a figure.

Had he said, "I'd be happy to make you a poster for your cat. I will be able to do it with an hour's work, for which I will bill you $80", he would not have wasted her time, and she could have made something herself in her word processor. (Or, she'd have said, "Awesome, here's eighty bucks".)

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by philh on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @12:49PM (#9139211)
I found it a little funny, but not funny enough to justify being that level of asshole.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by eigenvector on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @01:58PM (#9139768)
It's satire. He didn't actually write this and there is no missing cat.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by jallmann on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @02:43PM (#9140114)
Not so sure about that [1]:

> Q: Are your articles (like Missing Missy), real emails?

> A: The email articles are verbatim ...

Even if his pieces are meant to be satire, IMO it's not particularly good satire. To each his own, I guess.

[1] http://live.washingtonpost.com/david-thorne-internet-is-a-pl...

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by philh on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @03:42PM (#9140583)
I'm curious why this was downvoted?
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by eigenvector on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @04:06PM (#9140749)
Not sure, but that interview is satirical too...
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by jallmann on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @04:29PM (#9140901)
I don't think so -- what exactly is satirical about that interview?

(Not that I really care to know; this is getting way off-topic.)

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by Doctor_Fegg on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @01:42PM (#9139656)
Hate to break it to you, but 27b/6 is actually fiction.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by danielweber on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @11:08AM (#9138389)
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/design_hell

"Could you make the design pop a bit more?"

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by Alex3917 on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @01:03PM (#9139322)
I think the key line here is:

> I also don't know how to design websites based on someone else's feelings.

That's what design is, so if you're not doing that then you're probably not a designer.

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by nickbauman on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @01:26PM (#9139542)
Not even wrong. Design is defined by making studied choices within the constraints of the need or purpose. Rarely are these emotional, and when they are it is merely because of a successful connection between the people and the ideas that the purpose of the design created. The emotion is a side effect of good design, not the point. Only Marketing people see design as "emotional" because they see the world through a lens of shaping human behavior through our primate genetic programming.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by Alex3917 on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @01:34PM (#9139600)
> Only Marketing people see design as "emotional" because they see the world through a lens of shaping human behavior through our primate genetic programming.

The word design literally means 'fate', i.e. the absence of free will. Shaping behavior is the point, making studied choices is only the means to the end.

C.f. Robert Frost's poem Design:

http://www.poets.org/poetsorg/poem/design

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by nickbauman on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @06:01PM (#9141389)
Evolution doesn't plan. Design that shapes behavior assumes a god-like view of the world which employed by humans always arrogates to the point of overreaching. For design to be humane, it is behavior that shapes design, not the other way around.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by jnem on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @11:00AM (#9138328)
The words I dread the most are, "it needs more wow factor". I always ask, "great, can yoh show me what that looks like?"
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by throwawayaway on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @10:58AM (#9138310)
flaming skull gifs.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by inthewoods on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @12:49PM (#9139215)
So right on about doing the same thing by accident.

Early in my life, I programmed synths in a studio - and I practiced a variation on this. I would listen to what sound they wanted, then I would play them something that was likely pretty close. They they would complain about it not being quite right, so I would play 3 or 4 different sounds that I knew were completely wrong, then return to the first sound. To which they would invariably say "yeah that one - that's perfect!"

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by JonnieCache on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @12:53PM (#9139245)
>So right on about doing the same thing by accident.

There is nothing that can describe the mixture of confusion, shame, and artistic/technical self-doubt that you feel upon realising that the compressor you just spent half an hour lovingly tweaking, to seemingly great effect, is bypassed.

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by inthewoods on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @01:15PM (#9139440)
Yes! Perfectly captured.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by dilap on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @01:16PM (#9139444)
I could believe that the original sound actually does seem different after the 3 or 4 other sounds were priming the brain. Our senses don't operate in isolation. Just think of #thedress, or a note played in isolation vs played after a sequence of notes in a key in which the original note does not appear.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by digi_owl on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @03:30PM (#9140502)
And this kind of stuff is what MP3 etc are built around. But try to get that past the -philes...
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by jimbokun on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @03:58PM (#9140706)
Which I'm sure is the inspiration for the "More cowbell!" skit.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/536145

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by seertaak on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @01:15PM (#9139436)
> There are countless fables about record company executives dropping by the mastering studio to hear the new hit in its finished form.

There are, but equally, there are tales of real genius among record company bosses too. Here's an awesome example, which I read in soundonsound a few years ago. From an interview with Giorgio Moroder on how he created the disco single "Love To Love You Baby", and the instrumental role of record boss Neil Bogart:

> This then provided us with a four‑minute, metronomic beat that had a kind of groove going on, and that really was the origin of drum machines, and the thing that enabled us to stretch it to a 16‑minute version, kept in perfect time, when Neil Bogart requested it.”

> According to Moroder, it was on a Friday that Bogart called him, at about three o'clock in the morning LA time, ecstatic over the number and insisting that it should be extended to cover the entire side of an album. Bellotte fills in the details...

> "Bogart was having an orgy at his house, there was a lot of coke going on and, to use his own language, they were all 'f*cking to this track' and the crowd there had him replay the song over and over again. Suddenly, a 'Eureka' thought hit Bogart; he recalled 'In‑A‑Gadda‑Da‑Vida' by Iron Butterfly, which had taken up a whole side. In a flash he came up with the idea of doing the same with 'Love To Love You Baby' and he needed it within a week. So we just proceeded to get down to it on that weekend, and since things always went very fast back then, within the week he had what he wanted.”

....

> The last song on the album, recorded in two to three hours and designed to transport listeners into the future, 'I Feel Love' would quickly become a gay anthem, not least because of Neil Bogart's astute marketing, while topping the UK singles chart and climbing to number six on the Billboard Hot 100. However, it was considered to be nothing more than a filler when the record was finished.

>"We never thought of it as a stand-out track, we just thought it part of a good album,” Bellotte comments. "However, when we sent the album off to LA, Neil Bogart called back straight away and said, 'The single is 'I Feel Love', it needs three edits and these are the edits.' Doing these immediately improved the fluidity of the track no end. He was that kind of a record man. And, of course, those edits no longer exist, because they would have been sliced from the quarter‑inch master and simply thrown on the floor. That's how it was then. If you ever did any editing, the floor was cluttered with all the stuff you didn't use. We never saved anything, it was just discarded. However, because of his uncanny feel for the music, Bogart knew exactly where the track should be edited and, of course, the improvement was fantastic.”

Crazy story, isn't it?

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by bernardom on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @10:51AM (#9138266)
One of the famous tricks in ops consulting is to disconnect the knobs. Shift A likes this oven temperature, shift B likes that oven temperature, etc.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by lotharbot on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @12:09PM (#9138856)
One of the aircraft in the US Presidential fleet, SAM 970, had a fake temperature control knob on the conference room desk. It was installed for then-VP Johnson, who was something of a control freak and who kept coming up to the cockpit to fiddle with the temperature. (The knob actually sent a signal to the pilots, who would adjust the temperature in the general direction that LBJ had tried to adjust it.)

Source: learned during my employee training at The Museum of Flight. http://www.museumofflight.org/aircraft/boeing-vc-137b-707-12...

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by icebraining on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @12:41PM (#9139135)
Well, that's not exactly fake, it just has a human in the circuit.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by larrys on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @01:39PM (#9139631)
Not to mention that obviously Johnson was aware of how the knob worked. And I find that it's funny that people think that a Vice President can't get temperature adjusted to his liking and should or would play games with him. "Oh there he goes again" type of thing. I don't think you get to be in a position of being able to fly a President or Vice President of any country by having an attitude and not being fully respectful of those in power.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by lotharbot on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @02:48PM (#9140163)
> "Johnson was aware of how the knob worked"

No, he wasn't. It was intentionally put in place to deceive him, and the deception worked.

> "people think that a Vice President can't get temperature adjusted to his liking"

Most VPs could get the temperature adjusted to their liking. Johnson was a special kind of control freak. He liked to make people uncomfortable by making it extra hot, extra cold, walking around naked (it's why he replaced some of the solid bulkheads with transparent plexiglas), raising the hydraulic table and his hydraulic chair so high that people at the table looked like children who could barely reach, and so on.

The Air Force crew got sick of his being in the cockpit, and they didn't much care for those antics, so they gave him the fake temperature control. No, he didn't know how it worked, and no, they didn't make it as hot or as cold as he wanted it to be, they just went along enough to keep him from making trouble for them.

> "not being fully respectful of those in power"

How many Air Force Colonels do you know? They'll give a guy the respect he earns, but they're not known for their willingness to defer to LBJ-style bullshit.

[One of our volunteers was the plane's crew chief for most of a decade. We got a lot of interesting inside stories on slow days.]

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by larrys on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @04:47PM (#9141012)
This book backs up what you are saying (in part):

https://books.google.com/books?id=qtCRa7bCz3oC&pg=PA13&lpg=P...

However as another commenter pointed out the "phony" switch worked.

Plus according the the above book not only did the crewman adjust the temperature when he saw the light flash, but Johnson felt the temperature was adjusted.

The idea here is not whether or not Johnson understood the technology. But I find it hard to believe that a man who is vice President of the United States is so easily duped. He asked for a switch to adjust temperature and he got a switch that could adjust temperature.

Despite the fact that "one of our volunteers was the plane's crew chief" do you think that it's at all possible that the story was somewhat embellished for effect? (Not saying it was but we are not talking about sworn court testimony when someone relates something that happened many years prior, right?)

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by lotharbot on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @05:01PM (#9141086)
> "I find it hard to believe that a man who is vice President of the United States is so easily duped"

You don't think highly-ranked Air Force officials can pull off a deceptive trick like this? They couldn't give the VP a switch, lie to him about what it did, and then manually mimic what he was trying to do but to a lesser degree? (They would also sometimes start with a large effect and then slowly return the temperature to normal.)

> "do you think that it's at all possible that the story was somewhat embellished"

We had multiple sources for this particular story.

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by digi_owl on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @03:38PM (#9140548)
Seem to recall similar claims about Churchill being a meddler, that the generals got out of their hair by giving him the SAS to play with.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by nitrogen on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @12:13PM (#9138886)
Does anybody ever figure out the trick and complain about being gaslighted (gaslit?)?
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by NickPollard on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @10:20AM (#9138055)
Another version I've heard of this is with film censorship - apparently when Hitchcock made Psycho, the film censor (I think in the UK - the BBFC) wouldn't give the film a certificate because it was too extreme for the era - too much nudity, too much violence - and suggested a few cuts to just trim back some of the offending shots.

Hitchock said of course he would, took the film back, and sat on it for a couple of weeks. He later sent back the 'fixed' version, and the censor was much happier with the 'changes' and certified it for release.

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by loudmax on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @11:45AM (#9138662)
There is a story that when the animators of Avatar The Last Airbender were working on the Beach episode, they knew that if they drew the outfits the way they wanted, they would be told to tone it down. So they drew everyone in outfits far too revealing for a children's program. When, as predicted, they were told to draw something more conservative they went ahead and animated the scenes the way they originally envisioned them. The censors, satisfied that they had done their job, accepted the revised scenes.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by ibmthrowaway271 on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @12:30PM (#9139043)
Works for planning applications in the UK too.

Building company wants to build a 12 storey block of apartments somewhere, but the locals will object to pretty much anything.

Initial planning application goes in for 42 storey block. Locals up in arms demanding it be reduced. Big protest campaign launched. Delays and then a revised planning application for 28 storeys. Outrage (but less vociferous). More delays and eventually a revised planning application for 12 storeys. Little complaint, planning application successful.

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by digi_owl on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @03:44PM (#9140600)
Sounds like what TVTropes calls "getting crap past the radar".
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by omegaham on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @02:46PM (#9140145)
Matt Parker and Trey Stone, the creators of South Park, did the exact same thing when making Bigger, Longer, and Uncut. Put completely ridiculous over-the-top NC-17 stuff in there, get it rejected for those parts, and keep the iffy stuff.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by kxo on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @03:13PM (#9140373)
I thought that was Team America, World Police.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by misuba on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @08:18PM (#9142103)
It was likely both - it's pretty much all films these days, certainly all R-rated ones for the last while.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by happyscrappy on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @11:23AM (#9138497)
This works for submissions to the App Store as well.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by ohitsdom on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @12:07PM (#9138838)
Any stories with this happening? Seems unlikely to me because you can't be sure the same person is reviewing your app. Also developers seem to rarely get specific feedback for a rejection.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by TeMPOraL on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @10:36AM (#9138167)
This is something my friends did on a software engineering class. They were tasked to draw a set of complicated diagrams modeling a software project. When they gave the assignment, the PhD that was grading them said it's wrong and needs a lot of corrections and told them to come back next week with a fixed version. They didn't change anything and just gave the same version again for grading. Instant A.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by estebank on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @01:56PM (#9139756)
I had a teacher telling us to change a 120 pages long document back and forth three times. The third time we showed her the hardcopies with her revisions and hand waved it away, trying to gaslight saying it wasn't her handwriting(!). Same person saying that the hardcopy we had of the OMG.org specs[1] was wrong (same class, I believe it was a different day) because she wanted Use Case Diagram[2] didn't have arrows denoting directionality (Use Case Diagrams do not have directionality, they just represent interactions). It's one of the two teachers I've ever walked out in the middle of a class in my life.

(The other was one in an engineering thesis orientation class where one of the "teachers" said that "everything that could be invented has already been invented". I walked out immediately, followed by a few other people seconds later after some other comment.)

[1]: http://www.omg.org/spec/ [2]: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Use_Case_Diagram

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by TeMPOraL on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @02:04PM (#9139816)
Huh, teachers. I had one teaching computer architecture who treated Linda Null's book as a Holy Bible of the course. She liked to correct students by saying "you're wrong, you haven't read Linda Null, go read the book". It was fine until the point when she disagreed with what someone wrote on the test - and when that person has pointed out that it's straight from the book, she shrugged and said, "well, Linda Null is wrong". sigh
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by PhasmaFelis on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @08:15PM (#9142091)
I think it was somewhere in middle school where I had several teachers who insisted that there had to be corrections made between a rough draft and a final draft of a paper, because thirteen-year-olds were obviously incapable of getting anything right the first time. I would write a paper, save it, introduce a few typos, submit that as the first draft, then submit the original a few days later when the final draft was called for.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by Aradalf on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @08:55PM (#9142224)
That reminds me of an English paper I had in freshman year of high school. Final grade on the rubric: 6/6 for each category, but 3/6 for "revisions" because I didn't change anything. Final grade B-.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by fizgig on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @10:19AM (#9138045)
Or how Hitchcock had the ratings board watch his famous Psycho shower death scene a second time unchanged and get the thumbs-up when it didn't pass the first viewing.

I'm sure history is sprinkled with many such interesting stories.

Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by Eric_WVGG on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @10:37AM (#9138173)
Trey Parker and Matt Stone did the opposite with the South Park movie. Each time the MPAA objected to specific instances of curse words, they returned another version with those specifics removed but more added elsewhere. The final product was much filthier than even they intended.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by ph0rque on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @11:37AM (#9138590)
This is something I admit to doing while driving with my kids at times, when they ask to e.g. turn the volume of music up/down and I think it's just fine the way it is. I'll turn it down a few clicks, then turn it up to what it was before.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by balabaster on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @01:00PM (#9139295)
Works for dinner too... tell them you're having something they detest for dinner and then gradually dial it back to things that are less detestable and then cook what you were originally going to cook and they'll accept it without complaint :P
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by modfodder on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @02:41PM (#9140100)
a film editor instructor liked to rag on director's wanting a frame clipped here or lengthened there, arguing they couldn't possibly know when something was a single frame too long or too short. He would solve this by hitting a few keys on the keyboard that effectively did nothing, then show the director the same cut. Inevitably they would always remark how much better it felt, not realizing no change was made.
Re:“Just remove the duck” (2013) by anigbrowl on Tuesday March 03, 2015 @07:53PM (#9142005)
I forget the name of it, but a pro audio company used to sell a very impressive-looking piece of rack equipment with several imposingly-titled buttons and sliders but which had nothing inside, whose sole function was to serve as a placebo for unwelcome meddlers.