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Re:Scrum Sucks by Aurornis on Monday January 15, 2024 @11:49AM (#39002884)
I added up all of the time we were spending in Scrum-related activities at a recent job. The company hired a lot of project and program managers who were pulling everyone into everyone meeting.

I presented the number of hours (meetings multiplied by engineering participants) to our VP and he insisted I must be wrong. He insisted there was no possible way we could be spending that much time doing Scrum things and that I must be exaggerating or lying. He then fell back to a lecture about how Scrum is an industry standard and how it's more efficient than alternatives.

Really opened my eyes to the disconnect between Scrum mythology and Scrum in practice. The amount of time lost to doing Scrum things was so out of control that some people had fewer than 3-4 hours per day to actually work.

Of course, the Scrum proponents will rush in and tell me that we were doing it wrong or that it's not truly Scrum if it's helping more than hurting, but these people were highly trained in the ways of Scrum and Agile and pointed to various Scrum and Agile books and certifications to defend their ways.

OTOH, I have been on very small teams where Scrum was implemented with low overhead, but those teams were filled with efficient people who would have been productive without formal methodologies either way.

Re:Scrum Sucks by CharlieDigital on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:15PM (#39003311)

    > everyone meeting
This is one of the things I've added to me repertoire when I interview with teams: I always ask how often they meet and how they structure their meetings. Big red flag is there is a daily all hands (yes, I've seen this in a 16 person startup)

I think it's emblematic of a few things about the founder/cofounder/lead: 1) they are an egomaniac and just needs to see everyone reporting in, 2) they don't trust their teams because they need to have daily all-hands status updates, 3) they're not connected to their teams' work; there is no visibility into what's getting shipped, 4) there's a strong correlation with micromanagement.

Learned this through a few mistakes joining teams where the founder/lead insisted on frequent all-hands standups (sometimes lasting 45-60 minutes to get through all of the teams reporting in).

Re:Scrum Sucks by nine_k on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:35PM (#39003596)
As a counterpoint: back in the day (around 2010) at JetBrains we had a daily all-hands stand-up for several teams, about 15 people in total.

It was literally a stand-up, that is, everyone stood in a circle. Everyone was expected to utter exactly two sentences: what has been done yesterday, and what are the plans for today. It usually took 10-30 seconds per person, so the entire meeting was under 10 minutes.

It was pretty efficient: you almost instantly knew who are you going to talk to later in the day, if need be, or what changes to look at.

Re:Scrum Sucks by the_other on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:53PM (#39003802)
Sounds good. 15 people seems too big, but if you're keeping it under 10 minutes then all power to you.

Very few people care about "what did you do yesterday?". It's already over, by that point. There's a lot of benefit to removing that one.

In my team we do it like this:

- how are the nightly tests? (we've actually dropped this in recent months)

- what's in the Test column, and does it still need manual testing? (we have automated unit and integration tests but also, sometimes, do manual testing just so a 2nd pair of eyes has seen a thing work. We're not strict about it)

- what's in the code review column? Are any of them stuck/unreviewed/etc? (to remind people to do reviews)

- what's in the progress column that needs help/pairing or some kind of management support?

- any other business

With these three rules:

- save the details for other, more focused meetings or Teams. Anyone call time on any discussion.

- strict max 15 minutes time-limit

- jokes are fine

Works well enough that the next time I work in a team that doesn't do it this way I'll do all I can to move them to this format.

Re:Scrum Sucks by nine_k on Monday January 15, 2024 @02:07PM (#39004737)
> Very few people care about "what did you do yesterday?"

...except the people for whom what you have accomplished is a dependency in their work. It can be a direct code change you'd have to merge into your current branch, or something you might want to start using (or finally stop using). It may be even something you have to contemplate on, and it may affect your work much later.

Work of people in a team is inevitably interconnected, and so is work of people in sister teams.

Re:Scrum Sucks by skydhash on Monday January 15, 2024 @03:33PM (#39005713)
If you have deps, it’s better to have a direct meeting with both teams in order to resolve mishaps and have a channel of communication setup for that. Daily standup is a poor replacement for that.
Re:Scrum Sucks by the_other on Tuesday January 16, 2024 @07:12AM (#39012427)
This is a good point. I imagine in a more cross-functional team this would become more important.

My current team is essentially front-end only and it's rare that we divide work up such that one person is waiting on another in the same team. If that's a possibility, we tend to pair instead.

Re:Scrum Sucks by directevolve on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:44PM (#39003704)
Being relatively new to the SE game, I’m curious - why can’t this be done via Slack?
Re:Scrum Sucks by nine_k on Monday January 15, 2024 @02:10PM (#39004791)
It did not exist back then %) It launched in 2013. IRC existed, but for some reason it wasn't popular enough.

Eventually we wrote a real-time web chat, just because it was a fun project for someone. But it did not replace the standup, until I left in 2011.

Re:Scrum Sucks by astura on Monday January 15, 2024 @01:39PM (#39004363)
It absolutely can be, that's how my team does it.

I've also seen teams update wikis for their daily standup.

Re:Scrum Sucks by dvaun on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:45PM (#39003710)
This is how it should be done. No filler, no smalltalk — straight to the point.
Re:Scrum Sucks by lapcat on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:49PM (#39003765)
Couldn't this just be an email instead?
Re:Scrum Sucks by the_other on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:53PM (#39003805)
No. No-one will read it and it slows down "what collaboration do we need to set up today" aspect.
Re:Scrum Sucks by lapcat on Monday January 15, 2024 @01:00PM (#39003917)
If no one will read it, then maybe it's not important, so you don't need the meeting either? ;-)
Re:Scrum Sucks by The_Colonel on Monday January 15, 2024 @02:09PM (#39004764)
If I don't go to gym, does that mean exercise is not important?

Some things are not very enjoyable, but still necessary.

Re:Scrum Sucks by lapcat on Monday January 15, 2024 @02:17PM (#39004873)
We know scientifically that exercise is important. I highly doubt the same level of evidence exists for the importance of these short meetings.

Also, if your boss tells you to read the emails, and you don't, then you can get fired. You can't get fired from your job for not exercising. If you can ignore the emails and not get fired, that's proof in itself that the emails are not important, at least not to your boss.

Re:Scrum Sucks by The_Colonel on Monday January 15, 2024 @02:59PM (#39005345)
> Also, if your boss tells you to read the emails, and you don't, then you can get fired.

The boss has no easy way to tell if you read the emails or not. The consequences of lack of information are often hidden / long term.

In many countries, it's pretty much impossible to fire employees for forgetting to read an email.

> If you can ignore the emails and not get fired, that's proof in itself that the emails are not important, at least not to your boss.

I'll try a proof in a similar style - if Scrum was so wildly inefficient, the companies practicing it would be a long time out of business since companies with no meetings would easily outcompete them by offering better products/services for lower costs. Yet Scrum (or similar methodologies) are used in many successful companies all over the world, that's a proof that Scrum works.

How do you like them now, these oversimplistic "proofs"?

Re:Scrum Sucks by lapcat on Monday January 15, 2024 @03:13PM (#39005485)
> In many countries, it's pretty much impossible to fire employees for forgetting to read an email.

What about "forgetting" to attend a 10 minute meeting?

> I'll try a proof in a similar style

It wasn't a similar style.

Re:Scrum Sucks by The_Colonel on Monday January 15, 2024 @03:58PM (#39006028)
> What about "forgetting" to attend a 10 minute meeting?

The instances of people not attending standups I've seen were just symptoms of a larger problem, and such people did not last long in the company.

Re:Scrum Sucks by lapcat on Monday January 15, 2024 @04:44PM (#39006470)
You didn't answer my question. Can they be fired or not? And if yes, what makes it different from emails?
Re:Scrum Sucks by jq-r on Monday January 15, 2024 @02:26PM (#39004977)
Also there are some things which are not enjoyable, and definitely not necessary.

Standups are one of these in my honest opionion.

Re:Scrum Sucks by the_other on Tuesday January 16, 2024 @07:16AM (#39012469)
> then maybe it's not important

The main point of stand-up/daily scrum is to set up collaborations and coordination. It's where you invite pairs, inform POs of blockers and discoveries that will lead to longer timelines etc.

If you're doing all that anyway, keep going and don't worry about stand-up.

Re:Scrum Sucks by tapland on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:56PM (#39003847)
oh god no
Re:Scrum Sucks by Aurornis on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:32PM (#39003554)
> Big red flag is there is a daily all hands (yes, I've seen this in a 16 person startup)

It was even worse than this: The Scrum operators wanted an engineer from every team they interacted with to also join their meetings.

So if a project made an API request to another project, they'd insist on pulling an engineer from that team into their weekly or daily meetings.

I had daily meetings with 10 people, half of whom might be engineers from other teams who didn't need to be there.

Meetings became so useless that everyone stopped listening until their name was called so they could work through meetings. Then every time someone's name was called, we had to spend 5 minutes recovering the last 5 minutes of the meeting to bring them up to speed.

The inefficiency was out of control, but the worst part was that some people thrived on this level of inefficiency: Lack of progress meant the empire builders could argue for more headcount, too many meetings meant the Program Management department could hire more program managers. It was like a case study in adverse incentives.

Re:Scrum Sucks by dheera on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:43PM (#39003697)
sounds like my (big co) meetings. also in the "scrums" everyone gets stuck on one topic and it turns into an hour long debate that could have been resolved by 30 mins of coding.
Re:Scrum Sucks by eevo on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:31PM (#39003538)
Time spent with the team ebbs and flows depending on complexity of projects, where in the roadmap you are, seniority of the dev team, and more.

The agile manifesto was too abstract in it's original state, and folks who needed a rigid framework created capital A agile in order to adapt it to their cog in the machine role.

For my team of 6 in a ~20-25 person (remote) startup, we have a 30 minute dev meeting in the morning, and a 15 minute full team meeting where the agenda rotates daily around departments. I quite like it honestly, remote can be lonely and isolating otherwise.

Generally I think it's important to structure team responsibility around who ultimately needs to make the decision (although they need to consult others and get team buy-in). And hire people you trust to make the decisions. Then the meetings become about problem solving and getting through the work, rather than performance art and politics.

Re:Scrum Sucks by zer00eyz on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:30PM (#39003525)
I run this meeting often with teams.

It should be a literal standing meeting. You dont get to sit and drone on. There is one in every bunch and when they make their peers stand for 10 mins. The team will self correct the person into not being that way.

That meeting is a check point. What is every one up to, and everyone else gets to hear. It's a way to get a team to gel (and many aren't)... If someone surfaces a problem in there (and they should be) then there should be some other team member offering to help out - there should be dialog if some dependency is going to get bumped by others being distracted.

These meetings are effective up to about 10 people. They work well with cross functional teams, or teams where the members have varying levels of experience.

Re:Scrum Sucks by nick__m on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:48PM (#39003743)
I work I infrastructure and the daily meeting in the morning is the most important part of our day. It last 15 minutes, first we review and dispatch the active alerts, then we check escalated demands, then we check if someone needs help. We not do to solve issues during that meeting, this is done in smaller groups after the daily. That meeting keeps us aligned.

Also no managers are allowed during our daily meetings. This is something important that enables more candid communication.

Re:Scrum Sucks by hot_gril on Monday January 15, 2024 @01:29PM (#39004229)
Every meeting only has 1-5 people talking, regardless of how many people are in it. Especially if they're remote. Sometimes a large meeting with many listeners is ok, but the same 16 people meeting every day is a waste of time.
Re:Scrum Sucks by cableshaft on Monday January 15, 2024 @02:00PM (#39004644)
> Big red flag is there is a daily all hands standup

Something I've seen for the first time at my current project is instead of a daily standup, there's a daily thread to report what you've been doing in Slack instead. And then as long as there's nothing people want to go over, the actual standup meeting is skipped. We sometimes go a 2-3 weeks without an actual stand up call. It's pretty nice. Even if not, the calls are only scheduled twice a week anyway.

Much better than the 20 person in-person daily standups in the conference room, better get there early if you want to have a chair, at 8:15am every day, like a previous job.

Re:Scrum Sucks by PaulHoule on Wednesday January 17, 2024 @09:22PM (#39036725)
We do that where I work and we did it at the last place.

I found it stressful to write the summary of what I did yesterday in the morning because I’d been thinking about other things in the interim. I discovered the “life hack” of filling out my report in the afternoon at quitting time which makes me, from the viewpoint of everyone else, the first to report. I find it really easy to do and when I get in the morning I have a plan in front of me which helps me carry forward my momentum from the previous day.

Re:Scrum Sucks by Silhouette on Monday January 15, 2024 @02:45PM (#39005203)
This is one of the things I've added to me repertoire when I interview with teams: I always ask how often they meet and how they structure their meetings.

I once mysteriously turned into "not a culture fit" after several rounds of interviews with excellent feedback up to that point and I'm fairly sure asking a couple of similar routine questions about their dev process was what got me tagged with that label. I do consider that one a bullet dodged - if your process is so bad that you're worried about a candidate asking about it or you think they're being awkward for doing so then that says everything really - and I still ask similar questions of anyone I might work directly with/for today. But if there's a place you really want to work it's worth keeping in mind that some people apparently get rubbed the wrong way by this kind of question.

Re:Scrum Sucks by ajmurmann on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:39PM (#39003649)
I personally strongly dislike a lot of aspects in SCRUM (individual commitments stick out especially, together with the entire role of Scrum Master), but am not sure I see an alternative for some form of agile (without the TM), that is adjusted to the individual team's needs, for the vast majority of teams. Whenever I read these criticisms, a lot of it rings true, but I fail to understand what the alternatives looks like besides Waterfall or chaos. Whoever does these write-ups always complains about some Agile™ thing, but takes the alternative for granted. What activities and meetings would be dropped or replaces and by what? It's not very meaningful to criticize something when comparing it to nothing.
Re:Scrum Sucks by RaftPeople on Monday January 15, 2024 @02:01PM (#39004654)
> but I fail to understand what the alternatives looks like besides Waterfall or chaos.

What I've seen pretty much my entire career (early 80's) for projects is just a straightforward process of up some front planning, phased design+dev, management of tasks through a regular (weekly or twice weekly) low overhead process (what's ready for next step, where are challenges), etc.

The key is having an experienced technical leader to guide the process. Typically, PM's don't have enough detailed technical experience to really understand how to make this stuff work.

Re:Scrum Sucks by rawgabbit on Monday January 15, 2024 @01:38PM (#39004352)
My biggest pet peeves are (a) when mature software or mature organizations pretend they are a three person startup and refuse to document anything and have meetings all day (b) when product owners say f the existing architecture or tech debt and literally tell you to rip out everything and install a new tech stack because it is agile.

These morons know nothing and bark out orders based on their agile bonafides which is nothing more than snake oil. A magical cure all irrespective of the problem you are trying to solve.

Re:Scrum Sucks by kevinmchugh on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:49PM (#39003763)
The obvious alternative to scrum for many teams who wish to be agile is something based on kanban.
Re:Scrum Sucks by ajmurmann on Monday January 15, 2024 @01:15PM (#39004089)
Which is another flavor of Agile which is what everyone is always complaining about. I'd take some form of Kanban any day over doing rigid Scrum by the book. Kanban needs a lot very similar meetings though. You still need to fill the backlog, discuss the tickets. If you were to do Kanban by the book as described by the Agile Alliance, you'd still do standups, retro under a different name etc.
Re:Scrum Sucks by kevinmchugh on Monday January 15, 2024 @03:40PM (#39005809)
In my experience people complain about strict processes that books or consultants say must be followed. I've rarely heard someone complain about the content of the agile manifesto. So start with what you've got, and iteratively keep what works and chuck what doesn't, until you have a process that works.

I'll add that kanban means much less time filling a backlog, to the point that an individual can own that, and you're eliminating that meeting.

Re:Scrum Sucks by ajmurmann on Monday January 15, 2024 @05:36PM (#39007015)
> I'll add that kanban means much less time filling a backlog, to the point that an individual can own that, and you're eliminating that meeting.

I've only ever been on projects where the backlog was filled by a PM and or lead engineer and then reviewed collectively and maybe some amount of re-shuffling would take place. Are you saying you've been in meetings where the backlog started empty and it was populate with the entire team in the room?

Re:Scrum Sucks by kevinmchugh on Monday January 15, 2024 @07:46PM (#39008025)
I've never seen an empty backlog, but I've been in meetings the purpose of which is for an entire team to rubberstamp the order of the backlog. This is "grooming" or more recently "backlog refinement". You don't need to do this in kanban.
Re:Scrum Sucks by ajmurmann on Monday January 15, 2024 @10:36PM (#39009167)
Don't you need to go over newly added tickets and ensure the tickets are clear, order makes sense, etc? Whenever we've skipped this some issues would emerge when tickets get picked up later. Depending on the project domain and if a PM or engineering lead wrote the tickets the issues would be either more about technical issues or misunderstanding of business requirements.

> I've never seen an empty backlog

How about a backlog with stuff near the top that's no longer relevant or has drastically dropped in importance?

Re:Scrum Sucks by kevinmchugh on Monday January 15, 2024 @11:52PM (#39009656)
Tickets are often written imperfectly but that doesn't necessitate a standing meeting for the whole team imo. Make your pm and em hash them out, make the most informed engineer write the ticket, but don't make everybody watch.

If the top of your backlog is uselessly stale, you're spending too much time writing tickets in the distant past and not enough recently (or maybe congrats on your velocity?). A ticket that's so old it needs to be overhauled to be worked on was written prematurely. This is one of the things kanban is good at.

Edit to add: a team that's heavily reliant on a PM might not be a great fit for kanban? It's not for all teams, and is a natural fit for some

Re:Scrum Sucks by ajmurmann on Tuesday January 16, 2024 @05:50PM (#39020262)
What you are describing is entirely reasonable, but again still a lightweight Agile process. The thing that I don't understand is what the people want who keep complaining about all Agile, not just (rigid) Scrum in particular. I've worked with XP, Scrum, Kanban and versions of those adjusted to particular teams and companies. If someone doesn't want any Agile and doesn't want Waterfall, wtf do they want?
Re:Scrum Sucks by pillefitz on Monday January 15, 2024 @01:27PM (#39004213)
How do you refine features? How do you discuss team improvement measures? How does prioritization happen if you're working on a product?

The answer might be simple for small teams, but a lot more complex for larger teams, where the result might look eerily close to Scrum. One difference would be that meetings will take place infrequently and only "as needed", where I wouldn't trust most teams to recognize their needs.

Re:Scrum Sucks by RaftPeople on Monday January 15, 2024 @02:09PM (#39004777)
> How do you refine features?

I'm really curious about this question, are you thinking that not having Scrum makes it's harder to refine features?

I'm trying to understand what assumptions you are making, because I've never worked in a Scrum environment, but have always refined features as part of the natural flow.

Re:Scrum Sucks by The_Colonel on Monday January 15, 2024 @03:16PM (#39005511)
> have always refined features as part of the natural flow.

"natural" as in "law of nature"? Or is it just a process which crystallized in the course of your career as something which makes sense to do?

Scrum, and other methodologies are mostly a collection of such processes which proved to be useful, are somewhat standardized for learning and communication.

One can reinvent many of the Scrum processes independently, but I kinda don't see the point. Just like I'd rather use a finished library / framework rather than try to hack together my own.

Re:Scrum Sucks by pillefitz on Wednesday January 17, 2024 @02:09AM (#39024279)
No, but I believe that whatever you're doing resembles what is done in scrum. Gather information, discuss with your colleagues, create a plan. Scrum enforces that colleagues talk to each other, which I learned is not always the case.
Re:Scrum Sucks by robterrell on Monday January 15, 2024 @11:59AM (#39003022)
> the Scrum proponents will rush in and tell me that we were doing it wrong

The "no true scrumsman" fallacy at work.

Re:Scrum Sucks by marginalia_nu on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:21PM (#39003393)
One of the most reliable indicators I know of a dysfunctional team is on average how many times whether what being proposed is sufficiently agile is put to question per meeting. If this is greater than some epsilon much smaller than 1, then you have trouble.

Overall "is that really agile though?" is such a fantastic thought stopper. It's can be thrown out to derail any sort of proceeding. It moves all focus from what's practical and applicable and relevant to the situation at hand, and moves it to an endless discussion about philsophical alignment.

Re:Scrum Sucks by denton-scratch on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:17PM (#39003340)
And in fact (if you read to the end) that is exactly what the author is claiming. Which is why the title is clickbait.
Re:Scrum Sucks by Cpoll on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:26PM (#39003460)
It's not a "no true Scotsman" (scrumsman :)) if the counterexample is in fact not a Scotsman.

Whether it is or isn't depends on your feelings on scrum, but it's not a fallacy to try to defend the initial definition before it was co-opted by anyone with an Agile cert.

"Hammers suck at driving nails." "You're holding a rubber mallet." "No true Scotsman!"

Re:Scrum Sucks by alexjplant on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:36PM (#39003609)
This. People love dunking on Scrum because they have colleagues and managers that wield it as a weapon (often in conjunction with JIRA, which, although not an especially simple or well-running piece of software, is really only as bad as you choose to make it). It's actually a very simple process that was designed as the _antithesis_ to a lot of the atrocities committed in its name (based on a reading of this thread).

If you have managers/PMs/TMs/HMs/BDFLs that can't see the forest from the trees and a corporate mandate to use Scrum (or Agile generally) then of course they'll pervert it to suit their own ends. Slow-moving organizations with complex incentive structures like the government and Fortune 500s are especially good at this. If you want to be upset with somebody then blame them. I've worked on teams where stand-ups were less than ten minutes long, we delivered every two weeks, and we had properly-specified Scrum Master and Product Manager roles and it worked swimmingly because we _actually did Scrum_, not "Scrum, but...".

Scrum is a prescribed process. It is not the performative act of dragging work items into Sprints in JIRA then using various Scrum terms for 5-hour-long weekly meetings.

Re:Scrum Sucks by Aurornis on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:46PM (#39003718)
> It's not a "no true Scotsman" (scrumsman :)) if the counterexample is in fact not a Scotsman.

Every bad Scrum/Agile situation I've been in has orchestrated by people who were convinced they were doing it "the right way"

Every defense I've read has been from other people who weren't there who insist that it must be "the wrong way".

If you define the "right way" such that it can only be good, then you conveniently dismiss all of the negative criticisms at once. Yet in the real world, there appear to be a lot of us stuck in companies who think they're doing it by the book but it's still not working out.

Re:Scrum Sucks by The_Colonel on Monday January 15, 2024 @02:16PM (#39004862)
Let's do a thought experiment. Imagine you have the same organization, same people, but a different methodology or perhaps no methodoligy at all. Would things get significantly better?
Re:Scrum Sucks by Aurornis on Monday January 15, 2024 @10:46PM (#39009229)
I can't imagine how it could get any worse.

It became really difficult to push back on or change anything because the Program Managers would band together and brandish their Scrum certifications, Scrum books, Scrum podcasts, and other credentials to show that we couldn't argue with them. Unfortunately, it worked with management.

Wipe all of that away and let all of us work together toward a methodology that worked for everyone without Product Managers playing the Scrum card at every disagreement and I have no doubt it would have been better.

In fact, I have some proof: There were a few pockets of small teams that got to operate outside of the Scrum madness either because their tasks were thought to be too small or temporary, or because they existed in islands of the org chart that were free from the reaches of the Scrum people. These small teams ran circles around everyone else, but that would come grinding to a halt as soon as their projects got assimilated into the Scrum catastrophe.

Re:Scrum Sucks by koonsolo on Tuesday January 16, 2024 @02:03AM (#39010283)
I always wonder if they have retrospectives in those situations. And if so, what they actually do there.

In my opinion, retrospectives give the power to the team to improve their own process. Without self-organizing teams, you have no agile. So without retrospectives, you have no agile. So I always wonder if and what they do during these retrospectives.

Re:Scrum Sucks by galangalalgol on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:36PM (#39003612)
And agile methodologies are not agile by the definition. Agile is a set of relative values, not a methodology. The first being to value people and interactions over processes and tools. No process is agile, no process can be.
Re:Scrum Sucks by Aurornis on Monday January 15, 2024 @10:48PM (#39009238)
I hear these aphorisms a lot, but none of it actually matters.

Agile has been plastered over certifications, podcasts, books, conferences, trainings, and everything else for years. The people I referred to above had been through it all and brandished it like a weapon. You can tell me all day that it's not true agile but it didn't make an iota of difference to how things play out.

Judging by the comments, my experience is not unique.

Re:Scrum Sucks by robterrell on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:34PM (#39003579)
You make a good point! But scrum as we know it today is not Agile:

"Individuals and interactions over processes and tools."

Processes and tools (i.e. Jira, sprint planning, retrospectives, etc.) dominate all implementations of Scrum I've seen.

Re:Scrum Sucks by JohnMakin on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:08PM (#39003191)
The last org I was in realized how much time their engineers were spending in agile-caused meetings, much like what you describe, at least half of the working hours in a week - so they made a company-wide rule that no one could spend more than 4 hours a week in meetings.

What happened instead were impromptu "ghost" meetings and a ton of stuff done sloppily over chat instead, where I think the hope was that people would try to become "more efficient" with their meeting time.

Re:Scrum Sucks by ethbr1 on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:24PM (#39003440)
To me, RACI charts are a missing component of meetings.

Required meeting attendees should consist of the Rs... and only the Rs. As and Cs can be optional, but meetings can conclude without them.

Everyone not in the meeting can be updated out of band.

"What action is this person taking in this meeting?" should be a brutally honest question. If the answer is only "listening", then it's a waste of their time.

And also, related point: what is the termination condition of this meeting? And has that been decided and communicated beforehand? I.e. What outcome are we seeking, that when done everyone agrees the meeting is over?

I can't stand agenda-less, "we're meeting to move something forward in some undefined way" meetings.

Re:Scrum Sucks by wheelinsupial on Monday January 15, 2024 @09:00PM (#39008494)
Agendas are critical and so is the purpose of the meeting.

Is the purpose of the meeting to inform, decide, workshop, or persuade?

If it's to inform, it should be an email, but some people do not read them, so you need to sometimes read the email to them in a meeting.

If it's to decide, do you have the people that will decide called out in the agenda? Do they have the necessary information or have they done the necessary work to make a decision in the meeting?

If it's a workshop, do you have the invitees pared-down to those that will be actively participating? Is there work they need to complete before the meeting, so they can be active participants?

If it's to persuade, these should be in smaller formats. Preferably 1-1 to start, so objections and resistance are raised in low(er) stakes meetings.

Meetings should end with a summary of decisions, next steps, or some other call to action. Preferably these are recorded somewhere and distributed to the rest of the attendees or a wider audience if needed.

Re:Scrum Sucks by wkrause13 on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:30PM (#39003533)
I recently dealt with the same thing. We had an experienced CTO come in and implement a “big company” style of Agile. In all fairness, there was a lack of process that needed to be addressed, but the pendulum swung very much too far in the other direction. He left the company and I stepped up to fill the gap. First thing I did was quantify the amount of time the team was spending in meetings and it was over 25%. Those meetings weren’t even efficiently grouped, so with context switching it was even worse.

Luckily I was in a position to change things and consolidated a lot of the ceremonies. I kept more of the process in place for our offshore partner team because the communication burden was higher.

So I guess my two take aways are that time in meetings needs to be evaluated with how meetings are grouped to avoid too much context switching and allow for folks to get into a flow. The other is that how strictly you adhere to “textbook” scrum really depends on the composition of the team. More junior teams or teams that are insolated from the larger business context benefit more from more process imho.

Re:Scrum Sucks by Scubabear68 on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:39PM (#39003646)
Interesting, I have a very similar story from last year. Existing CTO and head of product acted as if they were writing complex, mission critical software (they weren’t) and instituted processes to match. It went from overly ad hoc to over-the-top scrum. As a result, features took months to develop and everyone was terrified of releases. Teams bloated to massive size.

CTO was fired, I came in and evaluated everything, slashed the consulting teams down to the ones clearly performing, and slashed the processes down to boot. Within a month the team velocity was way up and we were releasing to a nice cadence without fear.

And this was not because I’m a super man. I’m not. Any competent tech lead or manager could have done the same. The only difficult part was dragging the product folks along, they kicked and screamed the whole way, predicting doom, and were amazed when the sky didn’t fall.

Re:Scrum Sucks by rightbyte on Monday January 15, 2024 @11:56AM (#39002972)
The far biggest time sink is not what you logged though, but how you need to pad estimates and delay work to please the Scrum Lords.

Like, the burndown chart has to be nice and steadely go to zero. There is no way to do that without decoupling reported hours and estimated hours from actual hours. Or points. It doesn't matter which.

Re:Scrum Sucks by lowercased on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:13PM (#39003268)
"POINTS AREN'T TIME! THEY'RE EFFORT AND/OR COMPLEXITY!" I've been routinely told. Yet... low complexity stuff was expected to take less time, even if it was high effort. All 'in my experience' of course.

Changing 95 files because someone didn't want to centralize some value in a method call last year (YAGNI!) is now high effort, even if low complexity.

Then... "that's too many files in a PR! break it up! no one can review that many files!" It's the same two line change in each file - this shouldn't take that long to 'review'.

I've often spent more time arguing about points/effort/estimates than doing the low effort work. But if we don't record it properly, you won't get 'credit' for the work!

Slow-paced insanity when taken anywhere near close to its logical conclusions.

Re:Scrum Sucks by candiddevmike on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:28PM (#39003494)
I love hearing "points aren't time but you can think of them like days"
Re:Scrum Sucks by ed_elliott_asc on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:37PM (#39003625)
My response to estimating is that if you want anything accurate I’ll need time to estimate - roughly 1/4 of the estimated work should be spent estimating.

As a rule of thumb, if the work is estimated to be a day then is should take me 1/4 day to estimate. If two days then half a day to estimate. If 4 weeks then 1 week to estimate.

We normally continue with guesses that are meaningless.

Re:Scrum Sucks by bee_rider on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:51PM (#39003785)
What would you do if they actually gave you a week to come up with an estimate? Start drawing Gantt charts?

1/4 seems reasonable for a day or two, but I dunno… it seems like there must be some constant factor?

Re:Scrum Sucks by ed_elliott_asc on Monday January 15, 2024 @01:15PM (#39004093)
I’d draw a lot and probably prototype as well - I suppose the main thing is that we never get to that as we estimate but don’t do “big design upfront”
Re:Scrum Sucks by peteradio on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:17PM (#39003335)
Haha after 5 years our scrumlord finally relented that 1 point was 8 hours for our team because even he was apparently getting tired of the cognitive dissonance.
Re:Scrum Sucks by steveBK123 on Monday January 15, 2024 @01:51PM (#39004524)
Also don't forget story point Goldilocks.

We don't create 1 point stories, you need to roll this up with another story! Hey we don't do 13 point stories, you need to break that one up! 8 points? you sure that isn't a 5? 2 points, 3 points.. what's the difference just mark it as a 2.

OK so basically we just have 2s & 5s then? Amazing.

Re:Scrum Sucks by lowercased on Monday January 15, 2024 @02:06PM (#39004729)
I had a colleague who told me his secret - "I just say 3 or 5 to anything". That was it. He would pause, then say 3 or 5. Anything I was asked to estimate, I'd give real effort estimates based on their scale. And was always pushed back on like you noted above. And it was a constant struggle. Yet... I always (like... over 95% of the time) hit all my targets, delivered early, and would sometimes pick up the other slack. The other guy with 3/5 - would almost always get pulled in to some other project (or aspect of the project) so almost never got his stuff 'done' (often I would finish it). But on paper... his estimates were always 'so easy' and his tickets always got done (often by me) but I was the 'difficult' one (for many other reasons beyond this).
Re:Scrum Sucks by steveBK123 on Monday January 15, 2024 @02:12PM (#39004805)
Ah yes, but remember "we don't measure individual velocity!".

So all that gets remembered is .. this guy always argues in the scrum meetings, AND his estimates are always high, smdh!

Re:Scrum Sucks by cpeterso on Monday January 15, 2024 @07:35PM (#39007943)
If you try to right size tasks, you can just count tasks instead of estimating them. This approach even has a catchy brand name in agile circles: #noestimates.

In every team I’ve tracked, the task count burndown velocity was impressively linear, whether looking at weeks, months, or years of data. I think we can thank the Law of Large Numbers, with shorter than average and longer than average tasks balancing each other over time. (We never bothered with story points, so I can’t compare.)

Re:Scrum Sucks by steveBK123 on Tuesday January 16, 2024 @09:44AM (#39013772)
The problem with Agile induced "right sizing" of tasks is that you artificially split atomic units of work into multiple tickets.

A single deliverable is now 3-5 different tickets that might get split across sprints. It now becomes harder to express when a piece of atomic functionality will be delivered because you need to track with dependencies across the tickets, etc.

So it feels like contortions to make reality fit into Agile which negatively effect reality.

Let's say we are using Agile in the kitchen and we have 3 tickets - 1) research recipe, 2) collect ingredients, 3) bake cake. These are logical and understandable to a stakeholder. You can assign them different story points / sizes / durations / whatever. It's relatively easy to express the dependency and also keep it in your mental model. Each has a deliverable - 1) recipe & ingredient list 2) the ingredients 3) the cake.

However Big Agile Coach argues that really it should be 1a) research recipe, 1b) collate ingredients required, 2a) research pricing on ingredients 2b) create per-vendor ingredient lists 2c1) buy ingredients at vendor 1, 2c2) buy ingredients at vendor 2, 3a) clean kitchen 3b) prepare cake batter 3c) bake cake 3d) cake frosting/finishing

OK which of these 9 tickets depend on which / which can be parallelized / which are best to keep with a single dev, which should be done within a single sprint vs split across? Etc.

Re:Scrum Sucks by cassianoleal on Monday January 15, 2024 @02:38PM (#39005133)
> "POINTS AREN'T TIME! THEY'RE EFFORT AND/OR COMPLEXITY!" I've been routinely told. Yet... low complexity stuff was expected to take less time, even if it was high effort. All 'in my experience' of course.

This realy grinds my gears. I had a recent experience with a scrum master (technically a delivery lead but in practice a scrum master). Really nice guy, smart, easy going. We had many discussions about the value of estimates, and the whole "it's complexity, not time" trope would come up. So I asked what the estimates were used for. Turns out they're used to forecast cadence / velocity. Of course, knowing that we were going to be asked why a small story was taking two weeks to complete, we'd start sizing based on time. After all, we're humans, biased and flawed.

Now you tell me, how do you want a measure of complexity to be a predictor for cadence when these 2 things are at best orthogonal?

Re:Scrum Sucks by yieldcrv on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:10PM (#39003217)
I saw this on my last job!

I was already adding time to my work like an extra point or two here and there

But then in the grooming session the whole team would guesstimate even more story points! I was dumbfounded! This was beyond all of my levels of tolerance and rationality but it kept happening every sprint until something that was a 0.5 for me was a 5 point and I would have two 5 point tickets for the whole sprint that I would submit to QA one day before the sprint ended, 9-10 business days later

and actually doing that made me a star performer, what the hell!?

Re:Scrum Sucks by inanutshellus on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:29PM (#39003512)
Scrum teams are self-managing, and point values are used for gauging your own team-workload.

When you point a "0.5" and your team points a "5", stop and discuss the discrepancy until an alignment can me found. Keep doing that, every task, until you a collective meaning of "a point" is found.

Personally:

* Less than 1 - These are a smell and should not exist. These misalign incentives and encourage "bike shedding".

* 1 point tasks - no task that requires 2 people (dev and qa) is a 1-pointer, so this is something that needn't be QA'd. 1 point tasks should be rare items that can't be a subtask of a "real" task.

* 3 point tasks - These can be done in a day (depending on the team's opinion, this might be multiple people and still be 3 points). Virtually every task should be a 3.

* 5 point tasks - These are tasks that cannot be broken down to be done in a reasonable amount of time. These are generally things that have minor external dependencies. ("not hard but I'll have to get a server spun up by the unix admins.")

* 8 point tasks - These are rough tasks that haven't been fully dissected by the team and are the scrum version of a "code smell". The team should break these down and dissect them.

* 13 point tasks - "There be dragons here" tasks. Large unknowns and these tasks should not be added to a sprint until they're broken down further.

Re:Scrum Sucks by ed_elliott_asc on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:39PM (#39003642)
Meetings are long enough without people spending extra effort doing it right :)
Re:Scrum Sucks by inanutshellus on Monday January 15, 2024 @01:58PM (#39004617)
Sharpen the saw, man.

It's a one-time conversation (per new team configuration) that makes every conversation thereafter fast.

My team's pointing sessions are lightning.

Even when you do have a new team member that wants to discuss a "0.5-vs-5" point disparity, you explain the above in less time it took to read it and get back to work.

Re:Scrum Sucks by Scea91 on Tuesday January 16, 2024 @06:37AM (#39012161)
If you measure velocity then the points are additive, how do you reconcile 3 point tasks doable in a day and 5 point tasks not doable in a reasonable amount of time?

Isn't 5 points less than 2 days then?

For the record, in my team we don't use story points or measure velocity. I just had a frustrating discussion with a peer team that didn't plan an important task because "its 5 points and does not fit into a sprint".

Re:Scrum Sucks by steelframe on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:37PM (#39003618)
When I've used Story Points as the team manager, one of the things I made sure of was to completely avoid looking at any given team member's velocity, ever. I only cared about the team velocity, and only for the purpose of estimating risk to the timeline.

At the round-table people would report their retired points, and I'd add them to a running tally I kept on a piece of paper next to me. "2+1+0+5+2+2+8+0+1." Then I'd record the velocity for the week for the whole team, and we'd move on.

Re:Scrum Sucks by pmarreck on Monday January 15, 2024 @05:38PM (#39007031)
Smart. Not all contributions can be measured in points. Some team members do a lot of support/mentoring work, for example.
Re:Scrum Sucks by flir on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:28PM (#39003491)
That kind of inflation corrects for itself. Because you're supposed to look at the previous sprints to judge how many points you'll get through this sprint.
Re:Scrum Sucks by ljm on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:24PM (#39003444)
> Of course, the Scrum proponents will rush in and tell me that we were doing it wrong

I don't think it's helpful in any discussion to try and pre-emptively dismiss people who might disagree. People have been doing that for the decade or so scrum has been mainstream and it just dumbs the discussion down to he-said she-said.

That being said, agile as it was originally described in the manifesto was not prescriptive, and scrum, while it was intended to follow in its footsteps, has been a victim of its own success. It's now firmly in the domain of other highly-prescriptive management frameworks thanks to the effort of consultants and managers who adhere strictly to the letter of scrum without paying thought to the essence of it.

Most people I know who were fans of scrum back in the day have distanced themselves from it because it's not agile any more. Certainly not with consultants selling SAFe as an agile methodology.

Re:Scrum Sucks by Aurornis on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:48PM (#39003749)
> I don't think it's helpful in any discussion to try and pre-emptively dismiss people who might disagree.

But that's exactly what the people I'm talking about are doing:

They define scrum as something that works, thereby preemptively dismissing any complaints from situations where it didn't work.

Re:Scrum Sucks by mirchibajji on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:56PM (#39003842)
Just like "You are not your code", may be we should also have a "You are not your Process Certificate" mantra. It is not the people that are dismissed, but those who insist on The Process at all costs.
Re:Scrum Sucks by lacrimacida on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:12PM (#39003262)
I have a similar experience to yours. My organization even hired a scrum expert who is probably just deadweight, he’s on mute in all our meetings for the past 6-8 months. It’s also true about having little actual work time, in my org we spend so much time in meetings that in the end 3-4 hours of actual work are left on a daily basis. I objected to this but was told everyone should learn everything, end of story. We’re supposed to be repleaceable cogs in a machinery and that goal was reached by now.
Re:Scrum Sucks by jacobyoder on Monday January 15, 2024 @01:03PM (#39003953)
"everyone should learn everything"

I've been in a couple places where I did know 'everything', or... near enough. The more I got to learn outside my own specific dept, the more cynical and frustrated I became (usually). You start to notice that entire groups of people are often just sitting around for days doing absolutely nothing because they're waiting for one person who's out for the week, etc. Or you learn that people just spent 4 months working on something that was rejected in a meeting 4 months earlier, but... the original team still wanted to do it anyway, and therefore couldn't help your group over the past 4 months.

Re:Scrum Sucks by Foobar8568 on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:28PM (#39003497)
I had some coworkers who would spend 6hours in scrum related meeting every Tuesday....In addition to their daily 2h scrum meetings ( multiple teams and role meeting coordination).
Re:Scrum Sucks by torginus on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:32PM (#39003557)
Never in my life have I encountered anyone from the engineering side who spoke positively about scrum. It's always the consultants and scrum masters and their ilk who push the agenda.

Never have I ever heard about any story about agile making things better.

Re:Scrum Sucks by The_Colonel on Monday January 15, 2024 @03:19PM (#39005551)
I'm old enough to have extensive experience from before agile methodologies were in vogue and things are generally better with Scrum / Agile than they were before, ceteris paribus.

Sometimes the process worked better, sometimes worse. It depends a lot on the company culture and people. The company I'm currently at has a very good process (SAFe).

(I'm an engineer to clarify)

Re:Scrum Sucks by torginus on Tuesday January 16, 2024 @01:52AM (#39010222)
I also think there is a certain comorbidity of an organization pushing scrum heavily and other dysfunctions.

From what I've heard before my time, a lot of traditional organizations had a non-flat hierarchy and a set of 'bosses' - people in charge of personnel, planning, requirements, and technical decisions.

In 'modern' orgs this has been replaced by a 'matrix' structure with each team having a dedicated product owner, scrum master, line manager, requirements engineer, architect etc.

While the traditional org structure had some shortcomings, mainly having to do with the fact that if said boss didn't perform, then the team had no chance, and that so much institutional knowledge was locked up in said boss, that they were nigh-impossible to replace.

Modern management techniques are about replacing potential excellence with guaranteed mediocrity.

Re:Scrum Sucks by tonyarkles on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:51PM (#39003776)
I've worked at exactly one company where Scrum worked really well, but it was a somewhat... unique isn't the right word, but a specific set of circumstances:

- the team was made up of primarily junior engineers with a small handful of intermediate and seniors

- the company's work was split between a product and N consulting projects

- the company had standardized on a specific "default" architecture (Spring Boot + Angular) with a bunch of pre-existing components that teams could use to accelerate their projects

- the projects (product and consulting) were generally managed by the intermediate engineers with a handful of juniors on each project doing most of the day-to-day work

- the seniors were mostly on the product side but had latitude to go help on any of the consulting projects if anyone was stuck

Scrum with the daily standups and bi-weekly retros worked great here. The seniors went to all of them. If someone was getting ready to start on something and they weren't aware of existing components that were either available from the library or available to libraryize from a different project, we'd help facilitate that. If someone was getting stuck on either a tricky debugging problem (of which Spring Boot was good at making) or a complex design problem, one of us would stick around and just get it solved with whoever had the problem right away. And on the other side of it, we were sufficiently looped into the various projects that we could use that as input for larger-picture architecture decisions etc.

Re:Scrum Sucks by ed_elliott_asc on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:41PM (#39003662)
I’ve seen it to be very effective but it is rare - especially in enterprises where the old “project office” folk switched to being scrum masters.
Re:Scrum Sucks by poisonborz on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:29PM (#39003509)
I don't get your problem. What were you talking about on those meetings. Wasn't it about the project? Is discussion about the project, the features, planning lost time?
Re:Scrum Sucks by hoc on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:07PM (#39003164)
No True Scrum Master... should get its own Wikipedia entry at last.

(Ah, too late. Guess I should have refreshed)

Re:Scrum Sucks by andrei_says_ on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:19PM (#39003377)
I really like Dave Thomas’ talk Agile is dead long live agile. Dave’s name is listed as one of the creators of the agile manifesto.

Basically, agile is an adjective. Anyone using it as a noun is selling snake oil. Yes, it is that bad - a whole industry built from the ground up to monetize a simple concept by enshittifying it into its very opposite.

https://youtu.be/a-BOSpxYJ9M?si=tCvDcHYv7F77XbZ9

I also like Basecamp’s shape up process which seems to follow the spirit of the manifesto.

Re:Scrum Sucks by h335ian on Monday January 15, 2024 @01:19PM (#39004127)
Been using ShapeUp for nearly a year now in an org of ~50 engineers.

Let me start by saying, if you intend to adopt ShapeUp, spend a great deal of time reading and buying into their structure of teams. Aside from SIP/QA & KTLO work, they flatten the “Core Product team” and build ad-hoc teams for a pitch that has won at the betting table - for that cycle. Trying to maintain standing teams with domains of ownership is a very challenging way to adopt this process.

In my experience, unless the entire org is drinking the kool-aid - hard - you end up with 6w cycles of waterfall. Pitches morph quickly from “present your idea that we bet against” to “write up a detailed design doc, along with an Epic, backlog and all projected work” - then the org will just do the work they want (betting or no). Now your team is committed to delivering on your pitch - any other work just gets dumped on the wayside - unless you’re on-call of course.

As with any other incantation of an agile process, you can bastardize it to confusion, thinking you’re smarter, or “we’re adapting this to fit our org”.

Folks, this stuff is a discipline. You have to buy in, you have to learn the principles, you have to practice them - as described - until you attain some degree of mastery that you can adapt. This is not an individuals game, this is at the org level. The individuals must commit with the org to gaining mastery before customizing to your liking.

In spirit - there’s nothing fundamentally broken with Scrum or Kanban or ShapeUp or whatever. It’s really how you hold it - and yes you can shoot yourself and others in the face by holding it wrong.

Re:Scrum Sucks by andrei_says_ on Tuesday January 16, 2024 @01:54AM (#39010232)
Thank you for this. My sense is that shapeup requires more trust than what a large org is used to. Eliminates the micromanagement and limits the risk to n weeks.
Re:Scrum Sucks by ethbr1 on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:35PM (#39003597)
There should be a saying, to the effect of: no enterprise idea can survive intact if it doesn't include a space for consultants.

Agile probably would have ended a lot better if it had been as designed... plus a requirement that you had to hire an agile specialist to sit in a closet.

The agile specialist doesn't do anything but sit in the closet.

... but on the plus side, the agile specialist doesn't do anything but sit in the closet.

Re:Scrum Sucks by h335ian on Monday January 15, 2024 @02:10PM (#39004782)
Doubling down on my comments about ShapeUp (et al) as I reflect.

Engineering management, in my experience, has an allergy to agility. They can and do take any methodology, turn it into a process with a rigor (they love that) and strip agility from the mix. They are addicted to well defined requirements, some degree of estimation and being able to predict/project things like delivery, velocity, contributor performance, etc.

We engineers love the principles of agility, so engineering management tries over and over to find that happy medium where they have a well defined process that gives them what they want but imposes the least friction against the agility your engineers crave.

Custom solutions win the day. I have lived through all of the above. I remember when Agile was introduced, do you? Do you recall how violently reactive engineering managers were to this concept? It goes against everything they are supposed to do - manage. Agility inherently means they lose some degree of management ability. It means they lose their precious waterfall where things are meticulously (ridiculously, inaccurately, elegantly, uselessly) pre-planned on paper.

IMHO this is why we see every methodology that supports being Agile - bastardized to the point of confusion, academic arguments based on (not having actually learned, practiced, or gotten good at anything) gut feelings of “how we should do it here”.

Leading, managing work, organizing resources and getting shit done is a skillset that encompassing multiple disciplines. All are documented and practicable - we apparently don’t have the discipline to actually read and practice. We’re like a bunch of yokels on YouTube commenting on who’s a better MMA fighter, telling Joe Rogan he’s wrong - but only a select handful of us actually speak from authority. Only a small handful will actually take on the RISK of trying to understand the literature and practice a methodology like a beginner - without questioning the teacher or the teachings.

All that said. I have seen both Kanban and Scrum be wildly successful. The key ingredient in each of these was a shared humility and curiosity between engineers and managers and an environment that celebrated learnings and put no penalty on getting it wrong. The lack of hubris was absolutely the ticket to an agile environment where shit just got done, engineers had a GOOD TIME, we built meaningful product and we weren’t worried about blasting time in meetings because it never impeded our ability to get shit done. Once the engineering org can demonstrate its key metric (getting shit done) the battles with product cease!!! Product can trust that engineering will get shit done - without handwringing on “when” - and they can properly focus on “what” shit to get done.

When engineering is flailing around on their methodology, process or agility - they lose trust. That’s when product starts thrashing. That’s when you start to see initiatives/projects start and never finish, along with shifting priorities.

ShapeUp does an excellent job of giving product a tool to direct what work we’re doing - hopefully making sure we’re working on the right thing. However, if you’re trying to bastardize ShapeUp to fit your engineering org structure - it’s VERY difficult to demonstrate and project “well get this done”. Further, if you think you’re gonna keep your teams intact and do pitches per team - you’re already broken, committing to more than the org can deliver, creating conflict between teams on how to do the work, leading you right back to waterfall. Rather than building the right team of resources for the pitch/cycle - you now force all your teams to produce design docs, plans, backlogs - which have to go through review, get picked apart by other engineers, only to find your assumptions were wrong and the deliverable looks quite different than the design (shocker!!)

I’ll conclude to say we’re likely all doing some degree of waterfall++, branded as some form of “agile” methodology.

If you wish to see that change, encourage your peers and your managers to start with your team, pick a methodology, go exactly by the book, get “good” at it with practice over an extended period, collectively enjoy and DOCUMENT the many “aha!” moments along the way, the proliferate that out to the rest of the org. High performing teams are hard to ignore and at some point the org will ask why - simply be prepared with HOW you adopted and your learnings.

Good luck out there

Re:Scrum Sucks by onion2k on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:14PM (#39003291)
The amount of time lost to doing Scrum things was so out of control that some people had fewer than 3-4 hours per day to actually work.

If the aggregate of the sprint planning, backlog refinement, retro and dailies is more than 10% of the total time (eg 1 full day out of a 10 day sprint) for most of the team then something bizarre is going on. If the everyone is losing 50% of their time to agile things then your process is impressively broken.

Re:Scrum Sucks by calvinmorrison on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:15PM (#39003313)
Until you're on 4 teams
Re:Scrum Sucks by michaelt on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:22PM (#39003416)
If a person is in 4 teams, and they're not a full-time 'product owner' where going to meetings is their whole job, I'd say something bizarre is going on.
Re:Scrum Sucks by kjs3 on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:53PM (#39003807)
I don't think it's that 'bizarre'.

My team has been an overlay team for years. We provide services to many teams. Since the glorious transition to agile and product focus, we had to sacrifice someone to be the product owner, so their 'whole job' is overhead management, which they hate. Now, every team wants someone from my team in every standup ("but we'll be blocked if a question for your team comes up and no one is standing in the corner patiently waiting to answer it") and definitely wants someone in every sprint planning. 8-ish person team, dozens of projects, and time disappears very, very fast. I've managed to push back on the 'every standup' nonsense so we don't spend 100% of our time in meetings, and in return the agile folks are using their 'metrics' to basically tut-tut and say we don't do any work.

I can see where if your whole job is on a single project where there workstream can be easily decomposed into 'sprint-size' chunks, agile and the rest are probably useful. But that's not every job, and maybe not most jobs, and it sure as hell isn't my job. But like so many other have concurred, and as I see on a routine basis, there will be someone with 'Agile' or 'Coach' or 'Product' in their job title will have an expansive explanation why I'm Doing It WRONG. Capital One seems to have figured it out...maybe there's hope[1].

[1] https://www.reuters.com/technology/capital-one-scraps-1100-t...

Re:Scrum Sucks by onion2k on Tuesday January 16, 2024 @02:28AM (#39010441)
every team wants someone from my team in every standup

In agile you're supposed to know what's going into your sprint, and each ticket should meet your "definition of ready". Teams shouldn't need someone on hand because they should already have refined and unblocked issues before the ticket was added to the sprint.

Whatever it is you're doing it isn't agile.

Re:Scrum Sucks by kjs3 on Thursday January 18, 2024 @10:39AM (#39043059)
Well sure. That's the default response: "It's not us, it's you". But I can't help thinking "We have dozens of dedicated 'agile leaders', several dozens more 'agile coaches' who have various certifications, commitment from management and have hundreds if not thousands of people who have gone through multi-hour (at least) agile training. If we're still doing it so obviously wrong, maybe it's the methodology and not the people.".
Re:Scrum Sucks by sdiupIGPWEfh on Monday January 15, 2024 @11:30PM (#39009508)
How many teams before you consider it bizarre? As a mere individual contributor / senior dev, I've only ever officially been assigned to a single team at once, but there are times when I'm juggling tickets on 3 different teams' Jira boards and attending 3 different standup meetings. Thankfully, I typically don't have to worry about sitting in on more than 2 teams at once, and I'm definitely an outlier. For me, this arose from joining a growing team before it split several times and also from predating all the current product owners.
Re:Scrum Sucks by j4yav on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:48PM (#39003738)
It’s funny how every team I have worked on that embraced scrum was impressively broken in the exact same way.
Re:Scrum Sucks by pillefitz on Monday January 15, 2024 @01:38PM (#39004356)
Interesting, I never experienced a team broken by Scrum. Just a retro, planning, demo, 15min daily and that's about it. Lots of other meetings, yes, but none of them due to Scrum, but rather complex company processes.
Re:Scrum Sucks by iLoveOncall on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:32PM (#39003555)
We did a planning exercise every sprint at work to see how much time people had to work on features once you removed meetings and other ceremonies, RTO, holidays, oncall, etc.

We were tracking that per employee.

Everything was fine for a few months and then I added a "total" column next to each row and it became apparent that we were spending close to 60% of our sprint on non-development related tasks. On 45 work-days per sprint we had something like 19 days for features.

Needless to say it shocked my manager. He's not against change thankfully but we're still evaluating what could be better alternatives.

Re:Scrum Sucks by kevinmchugh on Monday January 15, 2024 @01:22PM (#39004162)
Do I understand correctly that you're doing nine week sprints? That sounds extremely long to me. I have to think you're spending lots of time planning work that won't be done. When you plan a sprint, how often does the work at the end of the sprint actually get completed by end of sprint?

Say you plan to start the "add Foo button to Bar page" in week 7, do you actually do that? That would require some really strong estimation skills and a remarkably stable product and business environment. What's the point in the sprint where you're doing more unplanned work than planned? Or how much carry over work do you have?

Because if I was trying to plan nine weeks of work, I'd get it drastically wrong, and waste tons of time planning stuff we weren't gonna do.

I would make the next few sprints 4 week ones and plan to get down to 2 week sprints after the shorter pace starts to show it's strengths.

Or maybe you have 9 people doing 1 week sprints and that's how you got 45 days. In which case, whoops! I have no suggestions!

Re:Scrum Sucks by iLoveOncall on Monday January 15, 2024 @01:24PM (#39004185)
Oh yeah no I meant 2 weeks sprints with a total of 45 days (ish, removing vacations) for the whole team. Sorry that wasn't clear.
Re:Scrum Sucks by libraryatnight on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:21PM (#39003395)
I feel like SCRUM and anything like it is an attempt to formula and process-ify a thing that dies when you do exactly that. At my company we waste a ton of time on this stuff but we also have a ton of people with jobs that really only tie in to it so they will always defend it. Bureaucracy serves itself etc.
Re:Scrum Sucks by AtNightWeCode on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:17PM (#39003338)
Just by switching from Scrum to Kanban one can improve progress a lot. For being two very similar pull based systems the difference in effectiveness is just incredible.
Re:Scrum Sucks by lars_francke on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:54PM (#39003815)
Agreed. We use Kanban and are very happy. We used to not do any estimates but have voices from others asking for them to do better planning of marketing and sales activities. I understand where they are coming from but so far it's mostly guessing

So: Do you do estimation in Kanban and if so, how?

Re:Scrum Sucks by edgyquant on Monday January 15, 2024 @03:34PM (#39005730)
I think generally you should be able to break some feature up into a series of very small tasks that can be estimated. So you may not be able to estimate an end to end feature accurately but you should be able to give rough ETAs for when different functionality will start to trickle in
Re:Scrum Sucks by skydhash on Monday January 15, 2024 @02:41PM (#39005161)
You don’t do estimation without prioritization. As a consultant, my default way of working is kanban, often setup on Trello. Once I deconstructed the project into features, the first thing I do with the client is arrange them by priority and arrange them into sets for releases.

If sales and marketing need to do planning, then they need to tell what they want to push back to the backlog so that the feature they want are on time.

Re:Scrum Sucks by lars_francke on Monday January 15, 2024 @03:09PM (#39005451)
We do that already, yeah. But they'd like estimates on a lot of issues so they can prioritize better. I believe it's a waste of time though. There is no good solution for this I believe.
Re:Scrum Sucks by kjs3 on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:31PM (#39003544)
This is what we've done of late. Massive improvement. Much lower time commitment and we get a good (enough...not perfect) view of the metrics we really need to focus on.
Re:Scrum Sucks by kurko on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:47PM (#39003719)
My hypothesis is that those people I worked with circa 2007-2015 that did Scrum really well (not everyone did), were happy about using Scrum, and delivered good results, ended up progressing/moving into management and lost contact with the day-to-day work.

1. They have an imaginary reality based on what it once was. 2. They don’t accept the evidence. 3. They have incentives to build systems of people to increase their salaries.

Re:Scrum Sucks by fatherzine on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:49PM (#39003752)
"people had fewer than 3-4 hours per day to actually work" had the same experience. the unwritten expectation was to pull 8 hour coding days /plus/ all the Scrum overhead. if you don't like it, there's 1000 guys waiting to take your place, partly thanks to remote. a core reason we haven't fire you yet is that it is costly to ramp up new people, but don't try our patience.

see also "hire fast fire faster"

Re:Scrum Sucks by cassianoleal on Monday January 15, 2024 @02:42PM (#39005173)
> "people had fewer than 3-4 hours per day to actually work" had the same experience.

Same. Even worse, spread out in between meetings. Some days I'd have barely started understanding the work to be done and it was time for the next meeting. Rinse and repeat for each "non-meeting" slot throughout the day and the whole day is a write-off.

Re:Scrum Sucks by aeturnum on Monday January 15, 2024 @12:54PM (#39003821)
I've had good luck with small teams implementing "scrum" which really came down to: the team finding a minimal coordinating process that uses short units of work.

I will say that the part of scrum that I like (and I think most people like) are qualities that it's easy for like minded people to recognize. But if someone doesn't get...why it's good to summarize your progress for the team or break things up or understand what a task does for multiple stakeholders...scrum does not communicate that to them effectively. Imo it feels like a system you can use to teach people how to work effectively, but in general those who haven't seen most of it themselves often get buried under an avalanche of terminology and procedure.

Re:Scrum Sucks by ranit on Monday January 15, 2024 @01:00PM (#39003915)
> the Scrum proponents will rush in and tell me that we were doing it wrong or that it's not truly Scrum if it's helping more than hurting

Did you worded it like this on purpose, or you wanted to say the opposite? :-)

Re:Scrum Sucks by BeetleB on Monday January 15, 2024 @01:09PM (#39004018)
Can't speak to your company, but in my experience all Scrum (done well) is doing is making the overhead explicit and easy to quantify (as you yourself were able to do). Eliminating Scrum doesn't mean you'll save that time and overhead. It will simply be hidden.

Of course, that's with Scrum done well. If you're having 30 minute daily meetings, you have a point.

Re:Scrum Sucks by Viliam1234 on Monday January 15, 2024 @01:18PM (#39004109)
I was trained in Scrum, but the main thing I learned was that it is the opposite of what the "companies using Scrum" do. When I mentioned that in the company I worked at (the one that paid for my training), I was told that "we do Scrum differently here". They paid for my Scrum training just to tell me to shut up and do it the traditional way, only now I was supposed to call it Scrum, and the existing meetings had to be renamed using Scrum terminology. Oh, except for the retrospective (the part where developers provide feedback on everything, including Scrum itself), because retrospectives are a waste of time!

So it seems to me that the main reason why "true Scrum has never been tried" is that most companies never intended to actually try it. They just wanted the buzzword.

Re:Scrum Sucks by stcredzero on Monday January 15, 2024 @01:22PM (#39004158)
So it seems to me that the main reason why "true Scrum has never been tried" is that most companies never intended to actually try it. They just wanted the buzzword.

Scrum is actually a cultural change. The methodology is just the surface stuff, like the buzzword.

It also doesn't actually happen at the company level, unless the company is quite small. It happens at the group level. I just thought of this: The Scrum that can be named, is not the true Scrum.

"Practicing" Scrum by following dictums in a book is sort of like practicing marriage by following dictums in a book. Those are just guidelines, and the reality is at a deeper level.

EDIT: Come to think of it, that can also be interpreted as: Therefore Scrum is broken as a methodology. It cannot be "followed" at scale. (Much as communism is broken as an economic system.)

Re:Scrum Sucks by al_borland on Monday January 15, 2024 @01:41PM (#39004388)
On the opposite extreme, our teams use Jira, kind of structure it like Scrum, but don’t do any of the actual planning. It’s complete chaos and we have a similar level of meetings, maybe more, with everyone trying to figure out what’s going on and when things will be done. The go-to is a 30-60 minute daily meeting with each individual project manager for each project. Sometimes there are 3 project managers working on different aspects of the same project, so we have 3 hours of meetings (spread throughout the day) to give the same updates 3 times. Of course, there is no update, because all we do is attend meetings to provide updates.

Occasionally our Scrum Master will put an actual scrum meeting on the calendar, but then talks about whatever he wants, and it never moves the ball forward from an organizational point of view. A retrospective would go a long way; we’ve never had one of those. I bring that up often, as the 1 meeting we should have, if we only have 1 meeting.

I tracked my time meticulously for several years, and when I used it to point out how horrible the current environment is, I was told I was doing too much and should be much my lazy about the tracking, to the point where it becomes meaningless.

Re:Scrum Sucks by therealdrag0 on Monday January 15, 2024 @10:09PM (#39008962)
It sounds like you just have poor leadership or poor PMs. Daily meetings should be 15 min with an extended optional “parking lot” to dig into things and everything else should be adhoc meetings with as few engineers as possible, except a weekly and monthly meetings.

I’m a team lead (not manager) and I get over 50% if my time is builder time and I haven’t measured but I’d guess my teammates are around 80%.

Re:Scrum Sucks by ninkendo on Monday January 15, 2024 @07:26PM (#39007882)
> some people had fewer than 3-4 hours per day to actually work.

3-4 hours per day? That seems like a lot to me! Looking at my calendar, I’m lucky if I get that many hours per week. (It’s not all scrum shit, but let’s just say between sync-ups, status reports, daily standups for multiple projects I’m involved in, architecture reviews, breakouts, etc etc etc, I’m lucky if I get a full work-day’s worth of coding done in a week.)

Re:Scrum Sucks by brightball on Monday January 15, 2024 @10:42PM (#39009200)
Scrum often has very subtle issues that snowball into chronic issues. I've never seen it done well outside of contract dev shops where they are literally negotiating and selling each sprint to a client.

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=17154355

Re:Scrum Sucks by koonsolo on Tuesday January 16, 2024 @01:51AM (#39010210)
Why not bring this up in the retrospectives? Why not make your process leaner in the retrospectives? That's what they are for, no?

Self-organizing teams is at the core of agile. So I hate to say it, but if you don't self-organize as a team, you're doing it wrong.

The fact that you have to go to your VP to present hours says it all, your team is not empowered.