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Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by s_dev on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @07:19AM (#37132526)
It's insane he could have cashed out as a billionaire and lived the high life for the remainder of his life but doubled down instead and is now facing a stretch in prison. I'd also like to put my hand up and say I was one of those who was cynical that he'd end up in prison so glad that seems to be happening.

I reckoned he'd escape some how being let off on some technicality of some prosecutor not following due diligence.

Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by londons_explore on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @07:38AM (#37132681)
> could have cashed out as a billionaire

I doubt there was any time in his career where all the accounts were fully legit and he could have cashed out. There would always have been some investors who hadn't got the returns they expected and would have gone digging.

Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by Baader-Meinhof on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @07:55AM (#37132812)
Hindsight is always 20/20 but as FTX was growing and Alameda was losing money, he could have shut down Alameda before it went negative. Then, he could've focused solely on FTX, which was apparently worth 10 of billions.
Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by stephen_g on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @08:02AM (#37132887)
Was it not as much 'worth tens of billions' as 'held tens of billions of customer funds' though?
Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by Baader-Meinhof on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @08:14AM (#37133007)
FTX supposedly had funding rounds that valued it at like $30B. This is equity, not deposits. Possibly massively overpriced due to crypto bubble, but likely that he could've extracted generational wealth from it.
Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by acdha on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @08:56AM (#37133389)
I'd be shocked if they had any solid claim at even $1B using honest numbers. The crypto world loves to make valuations like “I just sold one to my buddy at $500, the other tokens are worth $45 trillion” but at the end of the day there just wasn't that much liquidity since most people aren't interested in the product. For a company like FTX which is getting fees from their customer's holdings that doesn't leave a lot of room for billions unless they could have cashed out at the peak of the bubble.
Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by idlewords on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @09:14AM (#37133590)
Or just settled for the generational wealth he'd get from his parents. You really had to try hard in this guy's position to not live a life of complete material ease, and he pulled it off!
Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by karmakurtisaani on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @03:46PM (#37138450)
Or stay at the hedge fund he was working at (Jane Street?) and make a fortune in bonuses! Dudebro really achieved something very few of us ever will.
Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by code_runner on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @09:27AM (#37133748)
What sort of funding rounds was Elizabeth Holmes getting again? What was the supposed value of twitter when Elon bought it?

Valuations don’t mean much until the money changes hands, typically with the asset holder losing.

Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by nikanj on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @08:11AM (#37132981)
In crypto, those two seem to mean the same thing. Three yards of ironclad terms of service inform customers that the deposited funds are fully and permanently the exchange's funny money
Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by kayamon on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @11:52PM (#37142675)
You say “in crypto” yet Bitcoin was invented to solve the problem you describe.
Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by nikanj on Friday August 18, 2023 @04:06AM (#37172623)
Then it failed spectacularly. How was FTX possible, if Bitcoin was invented to solve that problem?
Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by bdcravens on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @11:14AM (#37134996)
How much are unicorns that never turn a profit worth?
Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by Andrex on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @06:36PM (#37140183)
Ask Amazon and YouTube for the first decade of their lives.

Short answer is they're (their stock is) worth as much as people are willing to pay.

Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by geeB on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @08:19AM (#37133057)
In part due to Alameda making it an attractive venue to trade on (at a loss) and other shenanigans though.
Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by stefan_ on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @08:18AM (#37133041)
Alameda stole customer deposits from FTX. You can not just "shut it down".
Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by jimmydddd on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @04:13PM (#37138781)
I think he means shut Alameda down at the point where it was starting to lose money and he had to decide whether or not to steal funds from FTX.
Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by Andrex on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @06:35PM (#37140158)
Like most of the financial world, the whole thing was a confidence game. Shutting down Alameda would have destroyed the illusion and the chips would have begun to fall shortly after, IMHO.
Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by tjpnz on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @07:27AM (#37132585)
If he was bright, perhaps? But that's not SBF.
Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by jacquesm on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @07:24AM (#37132563)
The race isn't run yet.
Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by resolutebat on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @07:47AM (#37132749)
SBF is going to be nailed to the cross as an warning to others. The case is a slam dunk, there are mountains of evidence, plenty of eager witnesses and prosecutors who would love to add his scalp to their collection. There's no way he's getting off on a technicality.
Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by stephen_g on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @08:06AM (#37132929)
Yeah, and as much as he gave in political donations to all sorts of politicians in the past, since it looks like he won't be able to give any more in the future they have no reason for loyalty to try and influence anything behind the scenes.
Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by shabda on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @08:16AM (#37133022)
I remember this quote here,

“Do not count on the gratitude of deeds done for people in the past, you must make them grateful for things you will do for them in the future.”

- Mario Puzo, Omerta.

Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by barelyauser on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @08:42AM (#37133260)
In the book 48 Laws of Power from Robert Greene, Law 13 addresses this. If you held them by past deeds people will feel that they owe you something and nobody wants to owe anything to anyone. It is better instead to show them what they have to gain from now on.
Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by red-iron-pine on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @11:41AM (#37135320)
that book is banned in prisons.

which means SBF won't be able to read it

Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by fugdfjxd on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @07:43AM (#37132716)
Think of what he did to his parents too… Two bright Stanford professors/lawyers now with black marks on their careers. Silver lining is they surely have enough tucked and hidden away to live very comfortable once this blows over. Albeit in disgrace.
Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by martin8412 on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @08:08AM (#37132956)
The dad was involved
Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by thegreenswede on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @10:28AM (#37134422)
The parents helped him. No one should feel bad for them. Like at all.
Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by thaumasiotes on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @07:55AM (#37132810)
> I'd also like to put my hand up and say I was one of those who was cynical that he'd end up in prison so glad that seems to be happening.

If you read the article, all it says it that he's going to jail for the completely legal act of publishing correspondence that was sent to him. He hasn't been sentenced or convicted or anything. The judge just doesn't like him.

Theoretically, you deny bail to people who are flight risks.

Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by throwanem on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @08:02AM (#37132873)
> the completely legal act of publishing correspondence that was sent to him

...from the private diaries of his ex-girlfriend and former business partner who is now testifying against him, making this the latest in a long series of failed attempts at witness tampering, a federal crime in its own right. It's also what has turned out to be the last straw with a judge who has up to this point been astonishingly tolerant with all the other ways Bankman-Fried has tried to screw around with the remarkably lenient terms of his former bail agreement.

Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by arrowsmith on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @08:44AM (#37133292)
> [The article says] he's going to jail for the completely legal act of publishing correspondence that was sent to him

… "in order to intimidate a witness in the case".

Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by darrenf on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @08:59AM (#37133416)
> the completely legal act of publishing correspondence that was sent to him

Clearly the judge didn't consider it "completely legal", presumably based on 18 U.S.C. § 1512[0] which says the following may result in a fine or imprisonment (edited for brevity):

(b) Whoever knowingly uses intimidation, threatens, or corruptly persuades another person, or attempts to do so, or engages in misleading conduct toward another person, with intent to—

(1) influence, delay, or prevent the testimony of any person in an official proceeding;

(2) cause or induce any person to—

(A) withhold testimony, or withhold a record, document, or other object, from an official proceeding;

...

(d) Whoever intentionally harasses another person and thereby hinders, delays, prevents, or dissuades any person from—

(1) attending or testifying in an official proceeding;

[0] https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1512

Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by BoxFour on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @09:10AM (#37133552)
Judges also typically hold an aversion to what could be likened to the legal version of 'I'm not touching you!' That's at least part of the reason behind the revocation of his bail.
Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by plagiarist on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @09:24AM (#37133704)
He's going to jail for intimidating and tampering with witnesses, which is fully appropriate. The country would be doing better if all people participating in such conduct were sent to await their trails in jail.
Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by nullc on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @08:04AM (#37132912)
> It's insane he could have cashed out as a billionaire

hah no. The billionaire claim was bull used to promote himself and his businesses. I wouldn't be surprised if a detailed accounting showed that he has never had a positive liquidation value for FTX and Alameda at any point in time.

It's a common problem people have in reasoning about fraudsters-- there is a tendency to only peel back one layer of fraud and get caught because the fraud continues all the way down. :)

Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by nullc on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @10:57AM (#37134776)
(okay never positive at any time might be a little too far, I wouldn't be shocked if it was a few millions in the black at some point or another-- but billions? I would be shocked unless you used obviously fraudulent accounting like valuing illiquid assets at the last trade price)
Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by Melting_Harps on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @01:03PM (#37136385)
> hah no. The billionaire claim was bull used to promote himself and his businesses.

Granted, but as we have seen with these exit scams you don't need to be operating a cash or crypto positive business in order to run off with people's funds.

All of these leaks and loans etc... were likely him siphoning funds if/when he was eventually caught. I still think it takes a certain kind of crook to setup shop in the Bahamas, purchase an immensely ostentatious home, make your sexual proclivities known to the World while splashing money around to make politicians make favourable legislation for your crooked business, stream yourself playing video games while doing pitches to VCs and getting them, all while talking about effective altruism and guaranteed yield and none of that has to do with being business savvy and everything to do with be a grifter.

He is like Razzlekhan's bf, he had a golden ticket with billions in BTC and could have just woke up and left to Russia or Belarus (and eventually Turkey where all the Oligarchs are now buying up sea-side Villas given the distressed Lira) where he could have even been chummy with Putin given how he evaded the US intelligence community: instead the two were out buying Playstations with walmart gift cards and making shitty rap videos on youtube and got pinched when they left a copy of the private keys on a cloud server!

Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by nullc on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @07:11PM (#37140511)
There I agree: there would have been opportunities for a profitable illegal exit.

But the kind of grifters who are able to say "this is good enough" don't tend to find themselves atop such a gigantic scheme to begin with... they scam off a few million dollars and fade silently into the night.

Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by gadders on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @08:26AM (#37133113)
I hope they all go to jail, though, and the ones that were first to to turn don't escape jail.
Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by tenpies on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @08:35AM (#37133200)
> I reckoned he'd escape some how being let off on some technicality of some prosecutor not following due diligence.

Call me cynical and conspiratorial, but I expect that the camera glitches are being set up as we speak. The sleepy guards being scheduled. The one photo of "his body" being generated. On the bright side, at least SBF isn't tall enough to simply stand up if he were to "kill himself" in his cell by hanging.

What gives me optimism is that if this is done, we can at least have some visibility into his accounts.

Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by BoxFour on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @09:06AM (#37133503)
Alright, you're cynical and conspiratorial.

Even assuming it's true that Epstein didn't take his own life, SBF holds nowhere near the level of significance to justify such actions. The matters he's been associated with pale in comparison to Epstein and the potential political fallout is extremely minor in comparison.

The grim, yet in all probability accurate, reality is that confronting the prospect of spending numerous decades incarcerated is an exceedingly tough pill to swallow, particularly for individuals who've enjoyed rather comfortable existences and anticipated its continuation.

If, by any chance, we find SBF in a cell dead it's significantly more probable that this is the underlying cause.

Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by selflesssieve on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @09:35AM (#37133823)
Perhaps you hadn’t heard he was the second biggest donor for the 2022 elections. Might be spicy.

“Bankman-Fried contributed more than $70 million to election campaigns in less than 18 months, placing him among the nation’s top political donors. He personally gave at least $40 million to politicians and political action committees ahead of the 2022 midterm elections, mostly to Democrats and liberal-leaning groups, making him the second overall top donor to Democrats, only behind George Soros, according to the Center for Responsive Politics.”

https://time.com/6241262/sam-bankman-fried-political-donatio...

Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by BoxFour on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @09:46AM (#37133950)
His prospects of achieving even a fraction of his prior earnings in the future are exceedingly slim. Even under the assumption that he manages to avoid conviction on all counts, he will unquestionably be prohibited from assuming any director or officer role within a company ever again.

Should you hold the view that politicians are entirely self-serving and akin to human cockroaches, there's minimal justification for endorsing him or expending even an iota of political capital on him moving forward. Conversely, there's ample incentive to distance oneself from him at present while fervently attempting to retain possession of the funds he has already contributed.

Formerly an asset, he has now transformed into nothing more than a liability that can be side-stepped by just feigning ignorance and maintaining distance.

Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by killingtime74 on Wednesday August 16, 2023 @06:55AM (#37145211)
That's already public knowledge though, what further benefit is there from killing him
Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by SoftTalker on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @09:25AM (#37133719)
> The grim, yet in all probability accurate, reality is that confronting the prospect of spending numerous decades incarcerated is an exceedingly tough pill to swallow, particularly for individuals who've enjoyed rather comfortable existences and anticipated its continuation.

Yep, even with their omertà vows, that's what finally got the New York mob to start turning on each other. Nobody, even those street-hardened guys, wanted to spend decades or the rest of his life in prison, so they started cooperating with prosecutors.

Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by arrowsmith on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @08:42AM (#37133261)
I'm so behind on this story. I've never paid that much attention to it and there are many details I don't fully understand, but I want to catch up.

Can someone give me a link to a single, concise article that explains this whole thing from the beginning?

Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by SoftTalker on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @09:27AM (#37133736)
"Billionaire fraudster got caught when his scheme collapsed"

That about sums it up.

Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by JohnFen on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @10:55AM (#37134751)
Yes, although I doubt he was ever a billionaire.
Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by johnnyanmac on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @09:59PM (#37141905)
So is this a specific scheme or "all crypto is a scheme" sort of deal?
Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by throw0101b on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @08:57AM (#37133403)
> It's insane he could have cashed out as a billionaire and […]

I think some people just want/enjoy/need to play the game regardless of what the score is.

Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by Ajay-p on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @10:26AM (#37134396)
For some men having a billion dollars is not enough.
Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by Melting_Harps on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @11:37AM (#37135278)
> I reckoned he'd escape some how being let off on some technicality of some prosecutor not following due diligence.

Or [0]...

This is peak HN, as is the bulk of the top post, you guys are entirely clueless and refuse to see anything that detracts from your own insular narrative(s). Seriously, if you think SBF was a conman, which he is, thenyou should really take a dose of reality and see what pillars SV and big tech as a whole is built on. it really is no differnt than that of Mega corps, Wall Street and Banks.

He and his ex-gf worked at Jane Street, and are part of a SV elite in-class, they (but specifically SBF) were already living the high-life before they even knew what Cryptocurrencies were. That was probably never thier goal, they probably sought relevance in a World that was curated and manicured for them, only to find out that this space will eat you up and ridicule you to no end if you suck at it mercilessly: I speak from experience as a founder in this space.

Sidenote: I'm glad it was downvoted as I know it struck a nerve and serve dit's intended purpose; but I'm also really starting to feel I am becoming a sort Tech-Diogenes around here, and I'm not sure if that's good or bad seeing as how I know how is fate ended.

0: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=37128392#37134085

Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by jacquesm on Tuesday August 15, 2023 @01:41PM (#37136948)
At least he held had his integrity in one piece. That should count for something. What bugs me is why people would trust all these absolute nobodies with media coverage that makes you immediately question their sanity with their money. It's like picking any random junkie off the pill-bridge in Amsterdam and asking them to hold on to your cash for a while.
Re:Sam Bankman-Fried is going to jail by febed on Wednesday August 16, 2023 @12:27AM (#37142880)
If you watch some of his interviews after the news of the scam broke out, he was incriminating himself every time he opened his mouth. Almost as if he thought laws are just for plebs.