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Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by ryoshu on Friday November 18, 2022 @05:52PM (#33663834)
FTX is over $1 billion and the table maxes out at $550 million, so that should be fun. Lawmakers should revisit that.
Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by tptacek on Friday November 18, 2022 @05:56PM (#33663909)
That's true, and it does mean that once you hit $550MM, you might as well keep going, but on the flip side, the full sentence accelerator for 2b1.1 at $550MM gets you above 20 years by itself.
Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by geraldwhen on Friday November 18, 2022 @06:22PM (#33664310)
I’d wager bankman-fried is going to disappear, or mysteriously die in India.

Gerry Cotton had far less money on the table and he supposedly died abroad.

Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by moralestapia on Friday November 18, 2022 @06:56PM (#33664775)
He may go for it but I don't think he will succeed.

Come on, this is a guy who had:

  * A company with a constant revenue stream in a business that could be pretty much 100% automated.
  * Backing from the largest investors and VC funds worldwide.
  * Valuable connections with people higher up in academia and the prevailing political party in the US (all the way up to the president).
  * All the money in the world and free reign over what to do with it.
  * Unparalleled info and insights about the crypto markets.
  * A massive group of followers that found his antics particularly alluring and who were trusting him with their money more and more everyday.
  * A team of geniuses who were absolutes alphas from quantitative trading, won math olympiads and were constantly on drugs to enhance their cognition 1,000% (Ok, this one's sarcasm)
And he still managed to f*ck it up. I don't think he's capable of pulling off a Hillblom, tbh.
Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by jongjong on Friday November 18, 2022 @07:24PM (#33665069)
They are either industry saboteurs planted by big banking interests or they are complete imbeciles.

Same can be said about people who gave them money. It's just retarded. The whole business went completely against the core purpose of cryptocurrency. Anyone who invested in him or had their money sitting on his exchange (or any bankrupt exchange) deserved to lose it. It's scary to think what damage large amounts of capital could do in the hands of such idiots; society is better off now.

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Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by swalsh on Saturday November 19, 2022 @12:29AM (#33667258)
Too late now, but another option might have been converting to USDC and self custody, and or moving to coinbase to withdraw.
Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by ftxbagholder123 on Saturday November 19, 2022 @02:32AM (#33667947)
Thank you, I responded to a sibling comment that offered a similar suggestion -- I appreciate any input from you if you are able to opine.
Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by mattdesl on Saturday November 19, 2022 @03:50AM (#33668375)
To expand on parent, you may wish to read a little more about USDC, Uniswap and non custodial wallets (also known as self custody).

Uniswap would allow you to trade any token that follows the ERC20 interface (not all of them do, but many). USDC would allow you to mitigate day to day price volatility. Non custodial wallet would mean the burden lies on you to secure the funds, but a CEX getting hacked or investing away your deposits is not possible. Self custody also means you could move some to another CEX in US to attempt withdrawal.

Also should note there are different and additional risks with this approach: you might lose your keys, get phished/hacked, or use the blockchain incorrectly, or USDC/Uniswap contracts could fail, etc.

Very sorry to hear about your situation.

Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by swalsh on Saturday November 19, 2022 @10:32AM (#33671015)
Every approach has risks, and the right approach depends on the person. I'd never reccomend self custody for my mother (actually I'd never reccomend crypto for my mother) but if you have the technical skills and are personally responsible self custody might be safer than a cex. It also let's you take advantage of defi, which has a whole other set of risks and benefits.
Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by ftxbagholder123 on Saturday November 19, 2022 @07:56PM (#33676892)
Thank you! I'm not very familiar with USDC, though I am familiar with Dai and the MakerDAO ecosystem, and it looks like USDC serves a similar purpose, even though the design between the two looks different (one is centralized, one is not). Perhaps those two assets offer similar order of magnitude tradeoffs in terms of tail risk. In retrospect, putting the money in USDC (or Dai) or similar would have been a good course of action.

I realize this wasn't evident from my initial post, but I actually go back many years with crypto and have run both airgapped computers at home as well as used Trezors without mistake (including using Uniswap), so I'm less worried about losing my keys or committing other such user errors.

Ironically, while I used to worry more about using CEX's (thinking they could hacked, or the founders could run away with the money), over time I gravitated towards worrying more about actually getting my crypto money back into the banking system, without running afoul of AML / KYC hurdles, and I thought CEX's would be the less risky option in this regard.

And in this case specifically, once the money on FTX became sizable, I became even more paranoid about this, and I guess I got set in my own thinking of not wanting the money to leave the exchange for fear of not being able to transfer it back into the banking system.

In retrospect, it's funny (and obviously sad at the same time) how I overly worried about one thing, while completely missing out on what the real risk was.

You all have been extremely helpful, so I thank you very much (and not least for allowing me to put some of my thoughts in writing and reasoning with you about it). We live and learn -- now onto figuring out how to make up for the money lost!

Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by vkou on Saturday November 19, 2022 @12:39AM (#33667307)
I'm curious - all of this makes sense, but what was the disadvantage to buying BTC (Or Eth, or whatever) on FTX, transferring it to Coinbase, and cashing out on Coinbase?
Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by ftxbagholder123 on Saturday November 19, 2022 @02:30AM (#33667934)
Maybe this is a naive question with regards to how AML / KYC work in crypto, but would Coinbase (and in the extension, my bank) accept an incoming transfer of that size if they didn't know for sure that either 1) the money was coming from "me", or 2) that I had at least obtained it legally?

In my early conversations with my bank, they stated that among other things, they would need to see proof of where the funds had come from (proof of original $ deposit into FTX, FTX trading history, etc.), and I just assumed that sending the crypto to a different exchange would add another layer of complexity that would make that process much harder.

But perhaps I took an overly conservative (and now catastrophic) stance when trying to do everything as cleanly as possible.

I have a sneaking feeling your approach might have worked (or at least it's hard to imagine it being a worse outcome than what actually happened). I'm feeling pretty stupid now for not exploring this further. I guess I never expected FTX would just disappear, and so I didn't explore every option as fully as I should have. I appreciate your suggestion in any case.

Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by erosenbe0 on Saturday November 19, 2022 @03:40AM (#33668316)
I don't know if Coinbase would take that much BTC and immediately cash it out to USD and transfer to your bank.

The part that should be no problem is the American bank itself, if you ask first for instructions. Coinbase is a legit American entity. Procedure should be same as making large transfers or consolidations of IRAs or liquidating brokerage holdings to buy a house.

Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by ftxbagholder123 on Saturday November 19, 2022 @05:38PM (#33675604)
Thank you for the comment. I hadn't spent all that much time thinking about this from an AML / KYC perspective up until now, but I recall in years past when I wanted to make a bank transfer from Colombia to the US, it felt like I was holding my breath for the money to eventually arrive (and this was bank <-> bank, without crypto involved), given all the paperwork and questions asked.

The money did arrive successfully by the way, but I just took away from that exercise that banks are really, really strict about money transfers and the origin of monies. This all has me thinking that getting crypto back into the banking system -- to the extent it's easy today -- might only get harder in the future.

Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by mattdesl on Saturday November 19, 2022 @03:43AM (#33668331)
The short answer is no, most exchanges are happy to take large deposits straight from an Eth or BTC wallet with a little bit of KYC, but your US bank might have put up the same guardrails and Coinbase could always fold in the same way that FTX has.
Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by ftxbagholder123 on Saturday November 19, 2022 @05:29PM (#33675492)
Fair enough, and thank you for the response. Reading some of the other responses, it seems people are generally of the view that it probably would have been doable, but perhaps not without some level of hickup, particularly with regards to the US bank. I guess I will never know 100% since this is now in the past.

And the comment around Coinbase also makes sense, though I suppose my exposure to that risk could have been minimized assuming the money would ideally only have been sitting there for a few days. In retrospect, I should have obviously attempted the Coinbase route.

Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by swalsh on Saturday November 19, 2022 @10:26AM (#33670959)
I've never moved more than a few thousand dollars around at a time... but you absolutely could move that much into coinbase and withdraw into a US account. Might have some forms to fill out, might have a small waiting period. Will have to send coinbase your US ID etc. But i would be surprised if you had too many issues.
Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by ftxbagholder123 on Saturday November 19, 2022 @05:22PM (#33675440)
Thank you, that is helpful to know for future reference if I'm ever in a similar situation. I have also moved smaller amounts in the past without much problems (though this was years ago), but you are probably right that this too would have been doable.
Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by vkou on Saturday November 19, 2022 @01:08PM (#33672821)
I was wondering if this was your concern - I just didn't know how it stacked up to trying to move hundreds of thousands of dollars from a bank in Brazil to a US one.
Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by ftxbagholder123 on Saturday November 19, 2022 @05:46PM (#33675680)
Good point. My experience with moving to and from South America to the US is that it has been doable, but always with the feeling of "will the money get stuck somewhere this time" (and I never tried anything near this amount).

My concern in this specific situation was greater around moving money from crypto -> bank, vs. bank -> bank. My general sense is that once the money is inside of the traditional banking system, it's less likely to face issues.

But coming to the bank with a wad of cash (or crypto), in my view, could trigger all kinds of issues (in theory at least).

Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by ddorian43 on Saturday November 19, 2022 @03:13AM (#33668166)
Risk-aware by gambling $50K on shitcoins knowing that all crypto is ponzi all along (since you're in this forum)
Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by swalsh on Saturday November 19, 2022 @10:40AM (#33671110)
What an unreasonable comment.
Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by ftxbagholder123 on Saturday November 19, 2022 @05:19PM (#33675423)
I wrote about what I see as the difference between gambling and investing in a prior comment, if of interest.

But I am genuinely much more curious around the human psyche in situations like these, and I'm seeking your thoughts if you would be kind enough to offer them since I think we are on different sides on this on, in this specific instance.

My experience with the human species is that they generally err on the side of compassion, vs. judgement, but less so in this case. If you could share your thoughts on what might drive the latter rather than former in this case, that would be highly appreciated.

On a personal note, and as I was clear to point out in the parent comment, I am not looking for any sympathy here, I'm a grown man and I am adept at handling adversity. But nor am I necessarily looking for vitriol unless there is a good reason for it. Your thoughts on this topic are appreciated.

Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by ddorian43 on Sunday November 20, 2022 @02:41AM (#33679130)
> My experience with the human species is that they generally err on the side of compassion

I don't think extreme levels of greed deserves compassion. It's been more than 10+years. I can't have compassion for 20 years. People get tired man and don't care anymore and actually hope for the worst (but don't say it).

Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by ftxbagholder123 on Sunday November 20, 2022 @07:15PM (#33687079)
Interesting. So it may be your view of this constituting an extreme level of greed that drives your sentiment in this case. That makes more sense to me, though we clearly differ in our assessment of "extreme" and "greed".

Out of curiosity, would you then apply the same logic to people investing in SPAC's, growth stocks at extreme valuation levels, triple leveraged ETF's, doubling down on NKLA when their trucks are shown to roll down hills, etc.? Or is it strictly confined to crypto? To me, these are all different manifestations of the same thing -- a decade of easy money, enabled by flawed monetary policy. An investor in my view can still be rational (not greedy) while still taking interest in such opportunities.

Also, what if this were only 5% of my portfolio (I'm not disclosing the actual %'age, but consider the 5% for argument's sake), would you still consider it an extreme level of greed?

I have my own views of what constitutes extreme greed, but that tends to have more to do with how certain individuals (in this case FTX's executives, but can also be applied obvious scams like OneCoin, and many other scenarios) illegally enrich themselves by exploiting regular people. That, to me, is true extreme greed.

Either way, I think your response is interesting and I appreciate the extra color.

Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by ddorian43 on Monday November 21, 2022 @02:56AM (#33690016)
> investing in SPAC's, growth stocks at extreme valuation levels, triple leveraged ETF's, doubling down on NKLA when their trucks are shown to roll down hills, etc.?

Yes. I invest in leveraged etfs. You can't compare NKLA/crypto/SPACs with UPRO for example.

> would you still consider it an extreme level of greed?

I consider the whole crypto ecosystem. I mined bitcoin for some time when it was $300 and thought it was full ponzi even then.

Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by HelloNurse on Saturday November 19, 2022 @06:42AM (#33669273)
> risk-aware people who tried to act relatively prudently can still end up losing money.

Risk-aware people don't gamble more money than they want to lose. The moral assumption behind "blaming the victims" of crypto schemes is that their losses are little more than a reckoning of their optimism, ignorance and greed, not a tragic economical ruin.

> I turned the initial investment into $600k

If you call it an investment you weren't very risk-aware at the time.

Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by snapcaster on Saturday November 19, 2022 @10:35AM (#33671058)
Why can't you feel sympathy for someone whose money was _stolen_
Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by HelloNurse on Sunday November 20, 2022 @11:31AM (#33682351)
Sympathy, charity and considering them idiots aren't mutually exclusive feelings.
Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by ftxbagholder123 on Saturday November 19, 2022 @05:06PM (#33675291)
To me, a gamble is something where you go in with the intention of let's say, a 55% chance of winning, and a 45% chance losing it all; or a 10% chance of massively winning, and a 90% chance of losing it all. Whereas investing in things like equities is less binary (as it's rare for things to go to $0), and if you have good investment skills, investing seems to me to offer much greater ways to exploit inefficiencies in the market than what gambling does, and can create much better returns, no matter the asset class.

Obviously one has to be careful which asset class one invests in. High yield bonds are riskier than investment grade bonds; equities are riskier than high yield bonds; bluechip crypto is riskier than equities, and speculative tokens are riskier than bluechip crypto. I think all that is understood, and I was well aware of that aspect of the risk. But an aggressive choice of asset class doesn't necessarily turn it into a gamble, so I reject the way you framed this as a "gamble".

The one thing I would consider a gamble was my "gamble" that FTX would not go under before I had a chance to take my money out. I think it's probably fair to call that a gamble, if that's what you are referring to.

In either case, it's interesting how humans tend to be a quite a compassionate species in face of adversity, and yet, this specific topic seems to trigger something in the human psyche that elicits vitriol and compassion in roughly equal amounts, even as many people are clearly facing adversity. I'm not judging that reaction, but I'm curious as to why it's happening.

Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by jongjong on Saturday November 19, 2022 @07:01AM (#33669374)
Fair enough. It sounds like a real roller coaster ride of good luck followed by terrible luck. I understand that it's sometimes unavoidable to move tokens to an exchange when you are about to cash out. The timing was just really unfortunate.

I guess there is a lesson to be learned about investing in tokens which can only be acquired and disposed of on a single exchange; that is a bit of a red flag. Unfortunately, with crypto, it's better to be paranoid. Many governments and big banks don't want crypto to succeed so these kinds of major collapses are to be expected... I wouldn't be surprised if some of them may be orchestrated intentionally.

Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by ftxbagholder123 on Saturday November 19, 2022 @04:21PM (#33674844)
Agreed. Well, live and learn. I tried to steer clear of the obviously shady things (like yield farming, etc.) which to me seemed unsustainable all along, but as it turns out, there are ample ways to lose anyway. Thanks for the comment.
Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by narrator on Friday November 18, 2022 @07:30PM (#33665142)
Ramesh ("sunny") at Theranos got $40 million bucks when he cashed out after a brief period of working at a dot com startup and he blew most of it on his divorce and Theranos. On the upside, he got to date 19 year old Holmes. People are alleging that SBF being romantic partners with Alameda's chief trader Elisson was also a bad idea for similar reasons.

Btw, does anyone know where the heck Elisson went? I haven't seen any articles specifying her current whereabouts.

Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by goolz on Friday November 18, 2022 @08:06PM (#33665471)
I have heard unsubstantiated rumor that she may be trying to make it to Dubai, take that with a dash of salt.
Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by dibt on Friday November 18, 2022 @08:14PM (#33665549)
I heard she went to hong kong shortly after the collapse started. She then went to Dubai to avoid extradition.

I don’t have a source. I heard it in an interview with someone following the case.

Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by oldgradstudent on Friday November 18, 2022 @08:02PM (#33665437)
> * Unparalleled info and insights about the crypto markets.

Since both his hedge fund and exchange lost billions, I doubt it.

Except for going long in a bull market, was he ever successful in anything?

> * A team of geniuses who were absolutes alphas from quantitative trading, won math olympiads and were constantly on drugs to enhance their cognition 1,000% (Ok, this one's sarcasm)

Again, they've lost massive amounts of money trading.

If your strategy makes a lot of money for years, but then loses more than anything you've ever earned, it's a crappy strategy.

Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by moralestapia on Friday November 18, 2022 @08:04PM (#33665449)
>ok, this one's sarcasm
Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by oldgradstudent on Friday November 18, 2022 @08:22PM (#33665624)
Hmm, I thought only the part about the drugs was sarcasm.
Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by JamesianP on Friday November 18, 2022 @08:52PM (#33665869)
> If your strategy makes a lot of money for years, but then loses more than anything you've ever earned, it's a crappy strategy.

Depends who's money you're playing with. If you profit on the way up and only your customers lose on the way down. Then high-risk strategies are (unfortunately) always better.

My trading strategy has never made me billions nor lost billions. Yet I kinda feel like there's a solid possibility many of these fools will end up waaay better off than me. Assuming they can stay out of jail.

Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by tartoran on Friday November 18, 2022 @09:51PM (#33666305)
Some of these fools stash the wealth on the side for when they get out of jail. During their sentence they take classes, meditate and self actualize or possibly write a book about some life lesson they just learned in prison. White collar crime is quite lenient in punishments, jail may even be a good experience for some
Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by erosenbe0 on Saturday November 19, 2022 @03:20AM (#33668206)
MIT grads need to stay in their lane. This kind of incompetent deceit at the highest levels of power and influence is supposed to only be possible with a degree from or Harvard and Yale.

edit: what I mean, trollishly, is that I expected more conscientiousness from a room of MIT quant types, even if business process and diligence was not in their wheelhouse.

Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by manholio on Saturday November 19, 2022 @07:05AM (#33669404)
> And he still managed to f*ck it up.

Plenty of people fuck up in similar or even better circumstances.

What amazes here is the sheer magnitude and low intellect. They did no accounting. They bought property in their own names out of company (customer) assets. He was still "trying to raise money" as of yesterday, in full denail.

This is not an excessively sophisticated criminal mind, he doesn't seem to understand why people would take issue with his actions.

Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by ekianjo on Friday November 18, 2022 @11:06PM (#33666808)
giving so much money to democrats surely deserves a presidential pardon
Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by anonymouskimmer on Saturday November 19, 2022 @01:34PM (#33673150)
To paraphrase SBF paraphrasing someone else, don't throw (Roger) stones in a glass house.
Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by wbl on Friday November 18, 2022 @06:25PM (#33664369)
At some point tacking years on just doesn't do anything to change the reality of the sentence.
Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by Retric on Friday November 18, 2022 @06:56PM (#33664768)
I disagree simply because many people go on to commit the same crime again after release. Most notably with a few serial killers who continued after release.

That isn’t to say we should lock everyone who commits a serious crime up for life, just that there can be utility for seemingly excessively long sentences.

It’s really the ~5-10 year convictions that are over used IMO. I think we have lost sight of how large a penalty 3 years actually is.

Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by highwaylights on Friday November 18, 2022 @07:42PM (#33665260)
I think parents point was that if you’re old enough a 40 year sentence might as well be a 1,000 year sentence, because you’re never getting out either way.
Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by aswanson on Friday November 18, 2022 @07:24PM (#33665062)
Serial killers should be locked up for life. Full-stop.
Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by actionfromafar on Friday November 18, 2022 @08:33PM (#33665714)
Yeah but sometimes you don’t know they are serial killers until they go out and do it the second time.
Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by Retric on Friday November 18, 2022 @08:58PM (#33665914)
And sometimes they let them go, this list has a surprising number of people who got long though limited sentences.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_serial_killers_by_numb...

Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by mrep on Friday November 18, 2022 @07:49PM (#33665323)
IDK, fraud gamble for the chance to become a billionaire sounds way more attractive if the worse case is 3 years in prison. 3 years is less than college whereas 11 is basically k-12.
Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by Retric on Friday November 18, 2022 @08:32PM (#33665700)
Fraud on that scale definitely deserves a stronger penalty.

I was more talking about cases like this where prosecutors sought 10 years for a protester getting excessively confrontational with police officers and now she is serving 4 years in prison: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/nbcblk/pregnant-black-activist-...

The jury acquitted Martin of inciting a riot and reached no verdict on whether she threatened officers’ lives. Her legal team was “elated” when jurors found her guilty only of breaching the peace, punishable by no more than a $500 fine and 30 days in jail, investigator Tony Kennedy recalled.

State law defines breachers of the peace as any disturbers, “dangerous and disorderly persons” or people who utter “menaces or threatening speeches.” But prosecutors presented the charge as a “high and aggravated” crime, which carries up to 10 years imprisonment. Rosado said Judge Kirk Griffin did not allow her to explain the distinction, and the possibility of a much stiffer penalty, to the jury.

Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by Aeolun on Saturday November 19, 2022 @05:24AM (#33668890)
> there can be utility for seemingly excessively long sentences

That’s only if there is no rehabilitation. The US system seems to be focused solely/overtly on punishment, which obviously means that whoever got locked up hasn’t had their mental state improved during the time of their lockup.

Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by aerostable_slug on Saturday November 19, 2022 @02:53PM (#33673945)
There is some rehabilitation, but obviously not what we'd like to see. I work with formerly incarcerated individuals that have ended up going on to do quite well.

There's also a phenomenon where gang bangers and the like "age out" — they just seem to stop. Unfortunately for many, this realization often occurs in the middle of a very lengthy sentence (they typically drop out, debrief, and enter protective custody).

Sadly, for many rehab isn't just a matter of wanting to do better. Very large numbers of the incarcerated can't do something as seemingly trivial as parse a bus schedule. Aside from undereducation, a fair amount are objectively unintelligent. When all you know is crime and you have a massive uphill battle just to be what many would consider a functional adult, recidivism seems inevitable for some. What makes it worse is that cultural reasons prevent many from reaching out for help while they're behind the wire. It's frankly sad to see, but we're getting better —the investments being made in tablets and the like will hopefully bear fruit in the coming years.

Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by bufferoverflow on Friday November 18, 2022 @08:19PM (#33665593)
Many people will gladly take $100M for spending 11 years in prison.
Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by kube-system on Friday November 18, 2022 @09:51PM (#33666302)
You don’t keep the $100M when you get caught
Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by tptacek on Friday November 18, 2022 @11:15PM (#33666867)
Almost everybody would take $100M for 11 years; that's a $9MM/year return. Which is why that's not the deal.
Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by joering2 on Saturday November 19, 2022 @01:15AM (#33667514)
Since you say "almost everybody", I assumed you have been behind bars yourself and know how easy it is to survive not being raped, stabbed to death, pushed to wolves by other gang or being killed by that gang for not going against another one, being forced to snitch by guards, or being snitch out to other inmates in retribution for not snitching out to the guards, and much much more.

No I don't think you spent a day behind. If you were to, you wouldn't be merely pricing your life at $24k per day.

Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by tptacek on Saturday November 19, 2022 @02:14AM (#33667847)
I don't think you've read much about low-minimum security federal prisons.
Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by erosenbe0 on Saturday November 19, 2022 @03:43AM (#33668332)
You forgot to add female.
Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by joering2 on Saturday November 19, 2022 @01:12PM (#33672887)
No prison is fun to be in, trust me. No matter how "low" it is.
Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by 55555 on Saturday November 19, 2022 @05:13AM (#33668837)
Look up life expectancy in prison. It’s not much worse than living in Chicago.
Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by nprateem on Friday November 18, 2022 @09:06PM (#33665971)
Won't she be out in 5 with good behaviour, or doesn't it work like that outside the movies?
Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by sigzero on Friday November 18, 2022 @10:25PM (#33666587)
At the Federal level there is no parole. She gets 54 days off per year for "good behavior". So even if she gets that every year she still serves 9 years.
Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by devman0 on Friday November 18, 2022 @10:39PM (#33666684)
The federal government doesn't have a parole system, and the minimum amount of time you have to serve of your sentence is 85% regardless of good behavior credits.
Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by tdehnel on Friday November 18, 2022 @07:52PM (#33665349)
I predict SBF will get off a lot lighter due to his donations to prominent Democrats. I hope I’m wrong.
Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by etc-hosts on Friday November 18, 2022 @08:08PM (#33665491)
I see this argument a lot. FTX people donated almost the same amount(a bit less) to Republican politicians. Same mode of operation many big tech orgs use.
Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by tdehnel on Friday November 18, 2022 @08:16PM (#33665564)
I’m talking about the person, SBF, not the company. You are conflating the two.

Most of his donations were to Democratic candidates. He was the 2nd biggest donor to the Democratic Party behind George Soros.

We will see if he’s prosecuted what the result is. I have made my prediction.

https://www.axios.com/2022/11/15/ftz-crypto-bankman-fried-de...

https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2022/11/15/23460684/...

Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by atlasunshrugged on Friday November 18, 2022 @08:54PM (#33665881)
Just a theory, but I think that unless politicians feels he has future leverage, they're unlikely to be lenient (can't think of a more fairweather friend than a politician who you know because you gave them money) and actually may go harder on him because of this narrative which they feel they need to counter
Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by davrosthedalek on Friday November 18, 2022 @09:45PM (#33666260)
They might just want him out of the news cycle. Just look how many stories tying FTX to democrats FOXNEWS already placed on their website. A counter-story would require that people listen, and that FN would report that story. They won't. So getting the story buried and forgotten might be the best play.
Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by Mistletoe on Friday November 18, 2022 @09:14PM (#33666034)
FTX exec Ryan Salame donated $23 million to Republicans. FTX buttered both sides of their bread and people in the dark keep wanting to make this a political issue, when it is a fraud issue. Sam donated 27 million to the Protect Our Future organization that supports candidates who take a long term view on policy planning and $10 million to Democrats, is the numbers I've seen.
Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by etc-hosts on Friday November 18, 2022 @09:46PM (#33666269)
I think when considering SBF's political donations, conflating SBF and FTX and FTX.us and Alameda Research's donations is correct.
Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by BurningFrog on Friday November 18, 2022 @09:22PM (#33666089)
Donating to politicians can help with some things, but it's hard to see why judges, who he did not donate to, would be influenced.

Also, even if the politicians could help, they already have the money, and SBF can do nothing for them in the future, so they would have to help him out of some selfless sense of honor.

Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by rfrey on Friday November 18, 2022 @10:03PM (#33666390)
It struck no nerve. People here just don't like drive-by partisan swipes. They're boring and intellectually lazy.
Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by sillysaurusx on Saturday November 19, 2022 @12:06AM (#33667136)
But is it mistaken?
Re:Elizabeth Holmes is sentenced to more than 11 years for f... by ohgodplsno on Saturday November 19, 2022 @04:23AM (#33668544)
Watch as SBF makes the sentence wraparound and gets zero years, because he's well connected through daddy and his donations.