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Re:From under to on the rocks: Invasive crabs become whiskey by rendall on Friday July 01, 2022 @03:40PM (#31951672)
> ...the problems caused by the invasive green crabs from the University of New Hampshire Extension’s Gabriela Bradt.

Gabriela Bradt should stop spreading those invasive green crabs around.

Re:From under to on the rocks: Invasive crabs become whiskey by culi on Friday July 01, 2022 @05:05PM (#31952915)
Big fan of the "eat the invaders" movement. Kudzu leaves, roots, flowers and vine tips are all very common ingredients in dishes in SE Asia where its native. Some invasive seaweed species can be a rare vegan source of omega-3s and are quite edible. Asian carp can be a great dish. Dandelion greens are some of the most delicious greens I've ever tried

Lobster, escargot, and many other foods were looked at with disgust once. Brassica oleracea is basically a weed that humans eventually decided to cultivate to give us broccoli, cabbage, kale, kohlrabi, and much more

If we can just be a LITTLE more open minded about our diets we could really adapt to the new ecosystems we're creating

Re:From under to on the rocks: Invasive crabs become whiskey by AdmiralAsshat on Friday July 01, 2022 @05:16PM (#31953053)
Don't forget locusts. People used to catch them in nets by the dozens when they descended on crops and fry them.

Unfortunately, pesticide use may make them too toxic to eat now:

https://theconversation.com/swarming-locusts-people-used-to-...

Re:From under to on the rocks: Invasive crabs become whiskey by idontwantthis on Friday July 01, 2022 @05:24PM (#31953159)
Snakeheads too are great to eat. Just don’t let them out of your sight while alive.
Re:From under to on the rocks: Invasive crabs become whiskey by gastroturf on Saturday July 02, 2022 @10:51PM (#31964619)
> “eat the invaders”

I really want to like this idea, but then there’s murder hornets.

Re:From under to on the rocks: Invasive crabs become whiskey by bitxbitxbitcoin on Saturday July 02, 2022 @10:51AM (#31959470)
Eat the invasives!
Re:From under to on the rocks: Invasive crabs become whiskey by tomcam on Friday July 01, 2022 @11:49PM (#31956037)
> New Hampshire distillery has come up with its newest concoction called “Crab Trapper” — whiskey flavored with invasive green crabs…

> In the past, the distillery produced a whiskey with the secretion from beavers’ castor sacs.

Mmmm, castor sacs. I mean, what’s not to like?

Re:From under to on the rocks: Invasive crabs become whiskey by pvaldes on Friday July 01, 2022 @07:25PM (#31954353)
Invasive crabs are an effect, not a cause. Attack the cause to solve the problem

Stop overfishing cods and you will have less green crabs.

Re:From under to on the rocks: Invasive crabs become whiskey by xkcd-sucks on Friday July 01, 2022 @05:03PM (#31952894)
Pick up some dried shrimp from a Thai/Chinese grocery and chuck a bunch in a bottle of vodka for a week. Store it in the freezer and take shots - Highly recommended for your next party, very unique and memorable flavor, nice digestif/aperitif but also excellent for drinking games
Re:From under to on the rocks: Invasive crabs become whiskey by 1MachineElf on Friday July 01, 2022 @08:58PM (#31954954)
I may resort to this alternative because the crab whiskey apparently does not ship outside of New Hampshire. It's a bummer because I'm actually enthusiastic quite interested in trying it.
Re:From under to on the rocks: Invasive crabs become whiskey by Larrikin on Friday July 01, 2022 @07:31PM (#31954408)
How much is a bunch? Had a lot go bad in the freezer after I didn't immediately have a use for them after hosting an okonomiyaki party. Would love a secondary use.
Re:From under to on the rocks: Invasive crabs become whiskey by 1MachineElf on Friday July 01, 2022 @09:02PM (#31954976)
Very cool. Wish I was in NH so that I could try some. Reminds me of:

Vim Captain's Blend

Effects

+600 Hit Points

+100 Action Points

-2 Charisma

Sea creatures are more reluctant to attack you for 120s

See: https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Vim_Captain's_Blend

Re:From under to on the rocks: Invasive crabs become whiskey by moffkalast on Friday July 01, 2022 @04:00PM (#31952004)
This kills the crab
Re:From under to on the rocks: Invasive crabs become whiskey by AdmiralAsshat on Friday July 01, 2022 @04:30PM (#31952411)
Was anyone under the impression that fermenting and distilling boiled crab broth would not be lethal to the crab?
Re:From under to on the rocks: Invasive crabs become whiskey by OkayPhysicist on Friday July 01, 2022 @05:13PM (#31953026)
Re:From under to on the rocks: Invasive crabs become whiskey by AdmiralAsshat on Friday July 01, 2022 @05:19PM (#31953086)
Thanks, not one that I was familiar with!
Re:From under to on the rocks: Invasive crabs become whiskey by culi on Friday July 01, 2022 @04:59PM (#31952825)
Isn't that one of the main selling points?
Re:From under to on the rocks: Invasive crabs become whiskey by chitowneats on Friday July 01, 2022 @04:24PM (#31952310)
Thank you
Re:From under to on the rocks: Invasive crabs become whiskey by aorth on Saturday July 02, 2022 @04:18AM (#31957211)
No picture of the crab or the whiskey in the article, just some guy pulling up a huge metal cage into his boat. And why is this on Hacker News anyways?
Re:From under to on the rocks: Invasive crabs become whiskey by pvaldes on Saturday July 02, 2022 @05:49PM (#31962780)
To start, is economically important. Is also an interesting problem to solve.
Re:From under to on the rocks: Invasive crabs become whiskey by thereisnospork on Friday July 01, 2022 @05:55PM (#31953510)
Probably pairs nicely with an oyster stout.
Re:From under to on the rocks: Invasive crabs become whiskey by fatjokes on Saturday July 02, 2022 @03:43PM (#31961740)
It says you can't even taste the crab? Then what's the point??
Re:From under to on the rocks: Invasive crabs become whiskey by itisit on Friday July 01, 2022 @04:37PM (#31952502)
No thanks.
Re:From under to on the rocks: Invasive crabs become whiskey by smegger001 on Friday July 01, 2022 @04:20PM (#31952234)
eww. just eww. I can't even.
Re:From under to on the rocks: Invasive crabs become whiskey by culi on Friday July 01, 2022 @04:56PM (#31952770)
Lobster was once thought of as gross poor people food. Same with escargot in France
Re:From under to on the rocks: Invasive crabs become whiskey by horsawlarway on Friday July 01, 2022 @05:01PM (#31952846)
I mean - to be fair lobster is basically a giant sea cockroach.

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Although these organisms appear to be very different, plenty of evidence suggests that the lobster and the cockroach are more similar than many people might think! They are both arthropods with segmented bodies, exoskeletons made of chitin, and a need to molt as they grow. Both groups have compound eyes, jointed legs, and muscle fibers gathered into bands. (Is that why they taste good?) On a more superficial level, lobsters and cockroaches are both active at night and omnivorous, consuming a wide variety of foods. And while the arthropod phylum contains lots of other creatures, such spiders and centipedes, anatomical and DNA evidence all support the idea that insects and crustaceans are more closely related to one another than to the other arthropods.

Re:From under to on the rocks: Invasive crabs become whiskey by dendrite9 on Friday July 01, 2022 @05:44PM (#31953412)
I'm weirdly intrigued by the idea of tasting a Giant Isopod. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_isopod
Re:From under to on the rocks: Invasive crabs become whiskey by tomcam on Friday July 01, 2022 @11:53PM (#31956059)
I’m canceling our lunch appointment. When you said “This is going to be something you’ll never forget” I should have followed up with a question or two
Re:From under to on the rocks: Invasive crabs become whiskey by rendall on Saturday July 02, 2022 @02:01AM (#31956652)
> giant sea cockroach

I realized this once while eating one, but to my surprise I was not nauseated. Quite the opposite. I had been enjoying the lobster so much that I wondered how cockroaches taste.

Re:From under to on the rocks: Invasive crabs become whiskey by pvaldes on Saturday July 02, 2022 @06:00PM (#31962849)
Using the same reasoning cows would be indistinguisable than rats. I wouldn't drink rat milk.
Re:From under to on the rocks: Invasive crabs become whiskey by culi on Friday July 01, 2022 @05:07PM (#31952932)
Maybe we should try cockroaches next!
Re:From under to on the rocks: Invasive crabs become whiskey by culi on Friday July 01, 2022 @11:23PM (#31955886)
Can't edit, but after looking it up it turns out this is already common in some parts of the world!
Re:From under to on the rocks: Invasive crabs become whiskey by ars on Friday July 01, 2022 @07:29PM (#31954381)
So? How does the cockroach taste?
Re:From under to on the rocks: Invasive crabs become whiskey by pvaldes on Saturday July 02, 2022 @05:55PM (#31962817)
Some cultures always appreciated it. For those that not, there are different cultures and different people out of their small village.

Green crabs are perfectly good to eat -if, and only if- they are caught in a non contaminated area.

Re:From under to on the rocks: Invasive crabs become whiskey by brnt on Friday July 01, 2022 @11:12PM (#31955813)
> Lobster was once thought of as gross poor people food.

I still do actually.