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Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by locallost on Sunday May 16, 2021 @06:44PM (#27177788)
As someone who's had to (or maybe wanted to) learn both english and german, I'd say german has a steeper initial learning curve, but it becomes easier later, whereas english can be easy to get going, but it's difficult to master (obviously the spelling, but also the more advanced use of tenses etc).

Regarding Twain's complaints, the biggest lesson I learned from learning german at an older age was: languages are nonsensical, illogical, and the sooner you stop trying to make sense of it all, the faster you will advance. Children do not learn languages by being analytical and by comparing to what they already know, they learn by just accepting it as it is. This leads to a funny phenomenon that foreign speakers know the actual rules of a language better than most native speakers, simply because native speakers know things are as they are, but not why. Whether adults are capable of this is a different question, but trying to find logic in a language will only lead to frustration.

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by andensande on Sunday May 16, 2021 @07:32PM (#27178262)
The difficulty of mastering the tenses is something that I think a lot of English speakers overlook. There's a lot of really precise and difficult-to-explain subtleties in English. (Of course, English isn't unique in this regard -- but I feel like certain things are taken for granted).

Something that catches a lot of English as second language people out is the correct time to use the gerund form (i.e., the '-ing' form). For instance,

(1) I am walking to the shops.

is clear -- it is occurring in that moment. But what about the subtle difference between (2a) and (2b)?

(2a) I live in Berlin.

(2b) I'm living in Berlin.

To me -- a native English speaker -- (2b) implies that the speaker generally lives elsewhere, while (2a) doesn't. But they're both technically correct if the speaker is, at that moment, a resident of Berlin.

There are more examples I could give. Teaching these sorts of subtleties, though, and mastering them can be very difficult.

A final example that I really like, and one that my syntax lecturer used to use a lot:

(3) She would have had to have been being watched.

Seven (or maybe six, depending on how you view 'watched') verbs in a row! Native English speakers grasp this really intuitively, but non-native speakers may have trouble parsing these into a coherent picture. To illustrate this -- try and gloss this sentence another way while conveying the meaning. If you speak another language, try and translate it! English verbs are hard.

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by cycomanic on Monday May 17, 2021 @01:37AM (#27180368)
I find it weird that many English natives try to claim that English grammar is in fact complex (you are by far not the first). I think it might be because in general many don't speak another language and the most common second language is Spanish which has also a very "simple" grammar.

Regarding your example with the gerund, yes it is subtle, but similar subtleties exist in German, e.g. The difference between perfect and simple past (also exist in English), which many native speakers in both English and German get wrong as well.

An interesting anecdote (which might be related) is, that in my experience having gone to high-school in the US for a year and having done language courses with Australian teachers, that there seems to be much less education on the grammar of the language than in Germany. I often knew the "theory" of English grammar much better than the native speakers (doesn't mean I was better at applying it though).

All that said, mastering English is still difficult, just not due to the grammar. Spelling is one thing, but also the vocabulary is huge. Supposedly Shakespeares vocabulary was 60000 words, the equivalent German poet Goethes was less than 40000.

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by maxnoe on Monday May 17, 2021 @01:52AM (#27180425)
German Goethe researchers claim 90.000 for Goethe im their dictionary of Goethe's work:

https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goethe-W%C3%B6rterbuch

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by cycomanic on Monday May 17, 2021 @02:37AM (#27180617)
Interesting, I wonder if this is due to a difference of counting compound words?
Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by wink on Monday May 17, 2021 @09:44AM (#27183291)
Talking of perfect and simple past you might be missing the "fact" that for parts of Germany (Upper Bavaria in my case) the simple past simply doesn't exist. At all. (With the exception of "to be" where the perfect doesn't seem to exist). I know, you can argue that away by calling it a dialect but even though I kinda lost my dialect in all the years at school and at work, this has persisted insofar that is still sounds wrong if someone says "Ich ging spazieren."
Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by Teknoman117 on Monday May 17, 2021 @05:51AM (#27181656)
English grammar is heavily taught in elementary school (K-5, ~age 5 to 11) and middle school (6-8, ~age 11-14) curriculum in the US.

You're pretty much expected to have the grammar down by high school, where the focus shifts to composition (essay courses, etc.)

This was my experience growing up here anyways. The last time I had a test question ask me to circle the past participle was middle school (and the SAT).

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by Symbiote on Monday May 17, 2021 @07:46AM (#27182395)
Do 14 year olds in the USA know what "gerund" means?

I didn't know terms like that in England in the 2000s, though I picked them up from learning other foreign languages later.

I have heard university professors complain that they can say, simply, "rephrase the paper into the active voice" to a student from <anywhere else>, but many British students don't know what that means.

England now teaches more grammar, but it is not much use generalizing from individual experiences of a particular state/country in a particular decade.

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by brightly-salty on Monday May 17, 2021 @10:22AM (#27183732)
No, I don’t think most 14-year-olds in the USA would know what a gerund is, but most of them would know active versus passive voice. Maybe the kids in advanced or hobbies classes, though. (Speaking as an American high school student)
Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by Teknoman117 on Monday May 17, 2021 @12:01PM (#27184965)
Yes, we were taught what a gerund _is_, but I never had a teacher who actually called it that.
Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by cafard on Tuesday May 18, 2021 @09:09AM (#27194078)
I did, but because of Latin class, not because of English class.
Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by bobthepanda on Monday May 17, 2021 @10:58PM (#27190813)
English grammar in the US would have been elementary and middle school. By high school English classes moved on to just literature and analysis. So you may have just not been present for it.

YMMV; curricula are highly local.

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by irrational on Sunday May 16, 2021 @09:55PM (#27179293)
> She would have had to have been being watched.

Well, now I want to see how this sentence would be translated into all the other major languages! I immediately understand the meaning, but can see why it might be hard for a non native speaker to understand. Are their other languages that can say the same thing as concisely?

Google Translate must absolutely butcher this sentence. I just tried Spanish. “Habría tenido que haber estado vigilada.” I know Spanish well enough to know that is hilariously incorrect, but not well enough to know the correct translation.

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by mucholove on Sunday May 16, 2021 @10:29PM (#27179513)
I speak both English and Dominican Spanish natively. Here is my translation:

“Tendrían que haber estado mirándola.”

“Vigilado” is a much stronger word and to me it would be much more like “guarded”

Ive studied Chinese before and a translation eludes me.

If anybody can help, my guess the trick is in : “ 本来就” of 她本来就必须被监视

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by ahoyleo on Wednesday May 19, 2021 @07:00PM (#27215567)
The Chinese translation could work. I'd try 她早该被一直看着
Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by solatic on Monday May 17, 2021 @12:38AM (#27180084)
One issue that prevents translation is just how much passivity is in that sentence. In other languages, more active grammar is preferred, to the point where trying to construct such passivity on purpose would be nigh unintelligible.

For example, in Hebrew, I would translate the sentence as חייב להיות שמישהו היה צופה בה, which literally translates as "it must be that someone was watching her". Trying a more literal take, היא הייתה חייבת להיות צפויה, not only (by sheer necessity) injects the infinitive tense into the middle of the sentence, but also would just cause a native speaker to ask you in English, "why don't you tell me in English what you're really trying to say?"

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by hilbert42 on Monday May 17, 2021 @02:01AM (#27180475)
Whilst I do not know Hebrew your point is very well taken. It aptly demonstrates the sheer complexity of trying to achieve an exact translation between one language and another (in fact from my understanding of the problem an exact translation between most languages is nigh on impossible).

I both admire and pity translators who work for organizations such as the U.N. as they have to translate documents such as treaties and do so with great precision.

However, I suppose my major concern with translations is how sloppy some actually are—that is that errors in translation are not limited by structural limitations caused by differences in the languages as in your example but rather by sheer carelessness. Frankly, I'm fed up with seeing bad translation of subtitles from German into English. I'd be more than happy if I had a dollar for every time I've seen the verbs glauben (to believe) and wissen (to know) interchanged with one another during translation.

Clearly, to know something is very different to believe something but unfortunately it seems that significant numbers of translators find such precision unnecessary.

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by pezezin on Monday May 17, 2021 @03:52AM (#27180998)
Google's translation is not wrong, but the original phrase is too convoluted...

I would translate it as "debería haber estado vigilada". DeepL translate it as "tendría que haber sido vigilada". Both are much easier to understand.

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by Symbiote on Monday May 17, 2021 @07:54AM (#27182446)
> too convoluted

It's a sentence that would typically be spoken rather than written, but it's only a step beyond "you would have had to have been there", which has genuine occurrences in Google Search.

https://www.google.com/search?q=%22You+would+have+had+to+hav...

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by cptsmrk on Monday May 17, 2021 @02:46PM (#27186716)
Which is also funny, because it's apparently convoluted enough in English to have us regularly shorten it to "you had to be there" (which sounds correct, even though I'm fairly sure it's ungrammatical.
Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by Xplune13 on Monday May 17, 2021 @01:52AM (#27180428)
My native language is Marathi (India). Though it is not well known globally, it still is pretty dominant if we compare the number of people that speak Marathi (around 83 million).

Anyways, the translation would be: तिला पाहिलं गेलं असतं

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by flobosg on Sunday May 16, 2021 @10:33PM (#27179527)
IMO the Google translation is almost correct. My take would be “Ella habría tenido que haber estado siendo observada”.
Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by bakuninsbart on Monday May 17, 2021 @12:19PM (#27185189)
In german, I think we would change "being watched" to a noun with the same meaning:

Sie hätte unter Beobachtung gewesen sein müssen.

Still a sentence with 4 verbs though.

E: Interestingly enough, google translate is just plain wrong in a predictable way:

Sie hätte beobachtet werden müssen.

Which implies that she should have been watched.

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by shawxe on Monday May 17, 2021 @02:12AM (#27180510)
My best attempt at Japanese:

その場合、彼女は監視されていたはずであろう。

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by lemoncucumber on Sunday May 16, 2021 @09:08PM (#27178971)
A similar example:

As a reply to the question, “what’s the most expensive car on the market?”

1) “I’m guessing it’s some German supercar.”

2) “I would guess it’s some German supercar.”

3) “I guess it’s some German supercar.”

As a native speaker, the first two both sound correct to me, and essentially equivalent. The third sounds a little weird, even though it’s grammatically the simplest. I can’t put my finger on exactly why.

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by rsa4046 on Sunday May 16, 2021 @10:02PM (#27179342)
The first two seem consistent as tentative responses to a statement that might contain hyperbole, joke, play on words, double entendre, etc., by maintaining some distance with the statement of supercar-as-fact. In contrast, the third seems to accept the fact outright, and lets the accuracy of the responder assume the uncertainty.
Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by Talanes on Monday May 17, 2021 @01:26AM (#27180317)
The third reply strips so much away that the tone changes from tentative to apathetic. The third speaker is just doing the bare minimum to keep conversation moving.
Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by sharken on Monday May 17, 2021 @01:57AM (#27180456)
My thought as well, the third gives the impression that the person answering doesn't care much for the question.
Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by reph2097 on Wednesday May 19, 2021 @11:05PM (#27216927)
That's exactly what a German speaker would do.
Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by archduck on Monday May 17, 2021 @09:03PM (#27190229)
In 1) and 2), it's clear the speaker is making some kind of conjecture. In 3), I think there's some bleed-over interfering from the idiomatic "I guess" which indicates that you're reporting hearsay or hedging your commitment to its accuracy. Some languages express this "evidentiary" modality more formally, e.g. via some kind of morphosyntactic change that makes it explicit. English has a ton of ways of expressing modalities, but they're wrapped up together in various kinds of constructions that express tense and aspect as well ("TAM" is an acronym for tense-aspect-mood used in lots of linguistic analysis across all kinds of languages).

Usually it's an error to add -ing to a mental process (Are you knowing the answer?, I'm believing in a deity, etc.). (We can choose to construe a mental process as a material one - it's not a lexical rule about those verbs, but a grammatical means we have access to, e.g. I'm lovin' it, I'm thinking about you contrue them as an activity rather than a mental state.) But perhaps the reason why replacing "guessing" with "guess" changes the meaning so much is because "I guess" is already taken. It should modify the meaning as "I think x" => "I'm thinking x" does, but saying "I guess" sounds like a way of hedging information from a 3rd party.

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by sharken on Monday May 17, 2021 @01:53AM (#27180434)
Not a native speaker, but 1) and 2) seem equal, while 3) somehow gives the impression that you don't really care about answering the question.

In danish the word "Ligeglad" is the state of mind for 3).

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by irrational on Sunday May 16, 2021 @09:58PM (#27179316)
I would say “I’d guess it’s some German supercar.” Does contracting the “I would” make it more difficult for a non native speaker to understand?
Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by detaro on Sunday May 16, 2021 @10:06PM (#27179372)
As a non-native speaker, I'd say it depends on their background and how they learned. To me it feels completely normal and the non-contracted form took longer for me to parse, I think because the contraction is more common in colloquial communication with native speakers, but I'm also sure that if you tried this on me at a point in life where I had mostly school english to go on, the contraction would be more difficult.
Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by cycomanic on Monday May 17, 2021 @02:40AM (#27180631)
Actually, if I'm not wrong your example 2a and 2b is about simple present vs present continuous not gerund. Isn't gerund something like "I like swimming" or "I like to swim" (where both works) or while "I enjoy swimming" only works with gerund?

Admittedly both are subtle and somewhat confusing to non-native speakers.

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by HelloNurse on Monday May 17, 2021 @04:02AM (#27181040)
Present continuous is built from gerund, like other continuous tenses. The important difference is therefore between the "simple" verb and gerund. What you refer to is a different use case of gerund.
Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by User23 on Sunday May 16, 2021 @07:43PM (#27178372)
One of my favorites is adjective order. Pink riding big elephant just sounds wrong to a native speaker, but almost none could tell you why.
Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by msrenee on Sunday May 16, 2021 @09:15PM (#27179029)
Big pink riding elephant would be the more natural sequence to me if there are any non-native speakers who are curious. I know there's an established order of types of adjectives. However in this example, it's more of a part of speech order issue to my ear. With riding being both an adjective and a verb, it feels like someone named "pink" is riding a big elephant when the words are in this order. This may be due to the fact that we don't have much for case indicators. So the adjective "pink" is indistinguishable from a guy whose nickname is "Pink". "Riding" as in a riding animal vs a pack animal is identical to "riding" the verb. All you're missing is the artical "a" before big elephant and it could very well be a sentence fragment.

"Fred, riding a big elephant, burst into the arena" substitutes "pink" for a more common name and adds the article and a prepositional phrase and... some grammar that I can't put into words right now and makes it a full sentence.

I guess what I'm trying to get across is that without the adjective order being in line, it's hard to work out the sentence structure which is extremely reliant on word order in lieu of inflection.

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by irrational on Sunday May 16, 2021 @10:05PM (#27179361)
I studied linguistics in college and I remember a class on this. But that was 25 years ago. I think it had something to do with how much a part of the object the adjective is, or how easy it would be to change. Red concrete wall instead of concrete red wall because it is fairly easy to change the color of the wall from red to blue, but much harder to change the wall from concrete to wood. So we put concrete closer to the object and red farther away.
Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by quercusa on Sunday May 16, 2021 @08:14PM (#27178605)
Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by irrational on Sunday May 16, 2021 @10:08PM (#27179384)
This explains the most common order, but not why that is the order. What are the underlying rules that determine that is the best order?
Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by scrollaway on Sunday May 16, 2021 @07:58PM (#27178489)
Love that last example. I think "to have been being watched" is a bit of a reach though? "To have been observed / under observation" feels more natural. When translating it to french i got to "elle aurait dûe être observée". Incidentally, French has an easier time with this, I think because we have more options there. I couldn't reproduce the quirky structure at all, the flow is just more natural in french.
Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by ninefathom on Sunday May 16, 2021 @08:36PM (#27178743)
Native English speaker here, with training in linguistics, and several other languages under my belt over the years.

In my native dialect, statements including "had to have been being" are rather common. My friends, family, co-workers, etc. use them regularly. In fact, I recall saying "he'd have had to have been being reckless" just earlier today. All five of the other people present- both immediate family and non-relatives from this area- knew precisely what was meant. In other words, that intimidating clump of verbs passed unremarked.

Further, to andensande's point, one might be inclined to replace that god-awful monstrosity with something like "he must've been reckless." To do so would be to wipe out some subtleties of meaning from the original. A replacement like "he must've been acting recklessly at the time" feels like the same general meaning to me, but it also sounds stuffy and snobbish in tone (for all that it's probably a much more effective construction).

All things considered, every language that I've ever dealt with in any capacity has had its share of peculiarities. In hindsight, however, I don't recall Arabic, Zulu, or even Gallo-Lati... er, I mean French... having quite as few peculiarities as my sponge-like mother tongue.

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by msrenee on Sunday May 16, 2021 @09:04PM (#27178941)
I could see saying "she'd had to have been watched" or "they had to have been watching her". Both sound very natural to my ear. Observed to me feels more like they're looking at every minute detail with some emotional distance and maybe a feeling of something novel. A scientist observes a rare bug walking on a leaf. A psychiatrist observes his patients' behaviors. It's maybe a more scientific and heavily detail-oriented form of watching. But a would-be abductor would be watching his victim. He may observe their habits, but that's while he's watching them. It's a very fine line and I'm sure that other native speakers would disagree. But for me, "observe" would feel out of place here.
Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by bombcar on Sunday May 16, 2021 @10:58PM (#27179657)
“Had to have been kidding” is a relatively common phrase.
Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by msrenee on Sunday May 16, 2021 @11:17PM (#27179760)
Very common and feels very natural to me. "You have to be kidding me" "He had to have been kidding" "He had to have been kidding me" or the rougher "he had to have been fucking with me" and "he must have been fucking with me" although "must have", of course, implies more certainty than "had to have". What a wonderfully subtle and complex language we have.

"to be ing", "was ing", and "will be *ing" if I remember correctly, are actually thought to be an early borrowing of celtic grammar. Not much celtic anything was adopted into English, but there's a possibility that this sentence structure may be one of the few contributions of the celtic languages that were displaced by germanic Anglo-Saxon languages that eventually formed English.

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by andensande on Sunday May 16, 2021 @08:26PM (#27178688)
You can gloss it with 'under observation' I think fairly well. But the problem with

(1) She would have had to have been observed.

is that it misses out the gerund form preceding 'observed', which alters the meaning slightly in my opinion. It's difficult to get at precisely but I feel like the original sentence has a feeling of time-boundedness around when she was observed which you don't get without that gerund. I think?

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by phasetransition on Sunday May 16, 2021 @11:31PM (#27179819)
(native speaker) I agree.

The original with "been being watched" feels like something the detective says when he first discovers the fact about watching. It has an exclamative aspect to it. There's a present sense of realization, mixed with the past sense of when the watching had taken place.

"She would have had to have been observed." is something like a lawyers distillation of what happened later for the court.

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by ckarmann on Monday May 17, 2021 @12:35AM (#27180080)
Trying to translate in French, I came up first with "Il eût fallu qu'elle eût été surveillée", but mostly because of morphological similarity (it's almost the same amount of verbs, right?). It's also just a more literary form of the simpler "Il aurait fallu qu'elle soit surveillée".

That being said, I have trouble to parse the original english sentence so I may be missing subtleties.

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by sfblah on Monday May 17, 2021 @01:28AM (#27180323)
Or just “il fallait qu’elle soit surveillée.”
Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by bonchicbongenre on Sunday May 16, 2021 @08:43PM (#27178793)
I very much agree with English being a hodgepodge of confusing rules, especially those tense-related.

Re rewtriting (3) though: does not the following suffice? "She must have been being watched".

I can imagine an argument that "She would have had to have" is not equivalent to "She must have" on grounds that the "have had" might suggest additionally that the past-ongoing-watching no longer occurs. I don't really think this flies, though, since the natural reading of "been being watched" already suggests to me that the watching was relegated to the past ("been" being interpreted as only connoting the past, not the "inclusive-or"-type interpretation "previously and perhaps presently"; much as "or" itself is - to my chagrin! - generally interpreted exclusively in standard parlance).

I couldn't think of how to simplify the "been being" though; that is a tough nut.

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by penteract on Sunday May 16, 2021 @10:49PM (#27179619)
The "would" makes the claim conditional, so you can't get rid of it without potentially changing the meaning.
Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by boloust on Sunday May 16, 2021 @10:17PM (#27179436)
Someone must have been watching her
Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by dataflow on Monday May 17, 2021 @01:15AM (#27180270)
> She would have had to have been being watched.

OK, now I feel like I don't know English. Is this proper English? What does it mean? How is it different from "She would have had to have been watched"? Is the meaning clear to people? I'm scratching my head...

Did you mean "She would have had to have felt like she's being watched"?

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by sfblah on Monday May 17, 2021 @01:23AM (#27180302)
I’m a native English speaker here and it’s clear to me. I also think it’s somewhat tricky to express it more succinctly without changing the sentence a fair bit.

Essentially it means “it must have been the case that, at the moment we’re speaking of, someone was watching her.”

Your sentence is slightly different, in that it implies that, in general, someone was watching her during the timeframe we’re talking about, but not necessarily in the exact instant we’re talking about. Also, like the example above, your version could mean she’s someone who in general is watched (like the person who generally lives in Berlin), as opposed to someone being watched right during the instant we’re talking about.

Complicated!

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by shawxe on Monday May 17, 2021 @01:44AM (#27180395)
> Essentially it means “it must have been the case that, at the moment we’re speaking of, someone was watching her.”

Another native English speaker here. This would be how I would parse "She had to have been being watched," but I think it's not quite the full picture in this sentence's case. It's important to note that the "would" adds the implication that this conclusion is being drawn based upon some other (possibly unspoken) observation or proposition.

I would say the meaning is probably closer to "In order for some unspoken condition to be true, it must also be true that, during the moment of time in the past about which we are speaking, someone was watching her."

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by sfblah on Monday May 17, 2021 @04:06AM (#27181061)
You’re right. I was doing it on my phone and forgot that word was even there.
Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by dataflow on Monday May 17, 2021 @01:34AM (#27180347)
AH! Ok, I think I distilled it down to something simpler: It seems to be similar to the difference between "I would've been spoken to" vs. "I would've been being spoken to". Is that correct?

Ugh, I have to admit it seems technically "correct" after all :-) but with such a painful (and uncommon) sentence structure that it makes you question if it's right...

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by reshlo on Monday May 17, 2021 @04:23AM (#27181173)
The former is past perfect[1], and the latter is past perfect progressive.[2]

There are subtleties involved, but the most basic use case is that the former refers to an action that took place before some point in the past (to which the sentence refers), while the latter refers to an action that was still happening at that past point.

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uses_of_English_verb_forms#Pas...

[2] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uses_of_English_verb_forms#Pas...

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by lmm on Monday May 17, 2021 @01:38AM (#27180372)
That's perfectly normal English yes.

"She would have had to have been watched" means she would have had to have been watched at that moment (e.g. because someone was watching the area where she did whatever it was), whereas "being watched" implies that the watching was ongoing and therefore that someone was continuously watching her at the time.

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by sharken on Monday May 17, 2021 @01:47AM (#27180407)
Admittedly English is not my primary language, but "She would have had to have been being watched" seems to be a construct used in a class, but not something you would hear in day-to-day English.
Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by denton-scratch on Monday May 17, 2021 @04:02AM (#27181038)
Native english speaker here.

It's a very contorted phrase. I struggle to think of a context in which it makes sense. I honestly don't know what it's supposed to mean. It's a mixture of subjunctive mood and passive voice, both of which detract from clarity.

You can make unclear grammatical constructions in any language. If your aim is clarity, and not obfuscation, then you just eliminate tangled grammar such as this example.

I will attempt to offer a re-phrasing with added context, though:

"The only way that anyone could have known X about her, would be if she were being observed."

(Many english speakers would substitute "was" for "were", because the subjunctive mood is rarely taught to schoolchildren in the UK. That is to say, colloquial english is generally pretty sloppy.)

If a native english speaker like me struggles with an english phrase, there's something wrong with that phrase. If I find myself constructing a phrase like that, my first instinct is that my thoughts must be unclear, because my words are unclear. I'd consider thinking again, and perhaps even re-writing an entire paragraph, just to avoid a phrase like that.

The subjunctive in German is routine and explicit. Indeed, the word "were" in my re-phrasing is pronounced in parts of northeast of england to rhyme with "bear", because it comes from the germanic subjunctive "wäre". But in general, subjunctives in English are concealed - we don't use subjunctive forms of verbs much, the listener is supposed to infer subjunctive mood from the presence of words like "if" and "would".

Twain is winding us up; after all, he was a satirist. The German language is pretty regular, compared with English. It's quite easy to learn. English must be a nightmare to learn, as a foreigner.

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by lmm on Monday May 17, 2021 @02:11AM (#27180509)
Obviously the situation is fairly rare, but it sounds like a perfectly natural thing to say when it's true. I don't think it's an artificial example at all (whereas e.g. no-one actually says "buffalo" as a verb).
Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by dataflow on Monday May 17, 2021 @02:22AM (#27180547)
> it sounds like a perfectly natural thing to say when it's true

It doesn't sound natural to me at all; it sounds incredibly awkward to me. In a situation like that, I think people would say something like "someone would've been watching her at that moment".

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by lmm on Monday May 17, 2021 @02:59AM (#27180723)
"someone would've had have been" doesn't sound remotely natural. "someone must've been watching her" would be legitimate, but doesn't have the same connotations; it humanises the watcher, whereas "she must've had been being watched" suggests it could have been an organization rather than an individual, and so feels more sinister.
Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by dataflow on Monday May 17, 2021 @03:03AM (#27180748)
If you're talking about being watched at a particular moment, you're not talking about "an organization" watching; you're talking about a person. And whether it's sinister or not is pretty beside the point. I'm saying that phrasing is pretty darn unnatural English, sinister or not.

(And I meant to write "would've"; the "would've had have been" was just a typo...)

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by lmm on Monday May 17, 2021 @03:27AM (#27180861)
> If you're talking about being watched at a particular moment

But you're not; you're talking about having been being watched, something that was an ongoing process at the time (past progressive).

> And whether it's sinister or not is pretty beside the point.

People choose their phrasing because they want to convey particular connotations. So you can't just say "this is a simpler way to say the same thing" if it carries different connotations.

> I'm saying that phrasing is pretty darn unnatural English, sinister or not.

All I can say is it sounds perfectly natural to me, as a native (British/Irish) English speaker.

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by dataflow on Monday May 17, 2021 @03:37AM (#27180916)
You're not going to get across the notion of an organization doing the "watching" sinisterly without additional context, at which point you don't need this awkward wording in the first place. Mind you, you yourself described the meaning as "someone was continuously watching her at the time". That's the natural interpretation of this sentence. I can't speak for BrE I guess, but in AmE the wording is quite jarring, and people would not opt for this wording when they could add "someone" or some other subject and make it sound so much more natural than awkwardly forcing it into passive voice. ("Someone would've been watching her", "someone would've had to have been watching her", "they would've been watching her", "they would've had to kept her under watch/surveillance", etc... the list goes on...)
Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by lmm on Monday May 17, 2021 @03:40AM (#27180930)
> You're not going to get across the notion of an organization doing the "watching" sinisterly without additional context

Of course you do. Consider "Do you ever feel like you're being watched?" versus "Do you ever feel like someone's watching you?" Both those sentences are natural English and in a certain sense they "mean the same"; nonetheless they convey a quite different feeling, and neither is a replacement for the other.

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by dataflow on Monday May 17, 2021 @03:47AM (#27180968)
>> You're not going to get across the notion of an organization doing the "watching" sinisterly without additional context

> Of course you do. Consider "Do you ever feel like you're being watched?" versus "Do you ever feel like someone's watching you?"

I was talking about in that example. I was not making a claim about every arbitrary sentence containing the phrase "being watched".

Understand that if you add enough contortions and make a sentence jarring enough, you won't get anything across without additional context. (To a human I mean. I guess I have to add that caveat because other you'll post another rebuttal about how a sufficiently strong AI would parse it just fine.)

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by lmm on Monday May 17, 2021 @04:13AM (#27181105)
There's nothing jarring about the sentence though. It's just normal English. The difference between "she's being watched" and "someone's watching her" conveys the same meaning that it would in any other sentence.
Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by ddxxdd on Monday May 17, 2021 @06:23AM (#27181921)
I feel like I'm being gaslighted by half the people in this thread that are saying that "have been being watched" is a normal phrase.

For context, I was born and raised in Northern NJ with Jamaican parents, and have lived in Michigan for the past 10 years. I have never heard anyone use grammar like this.

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by lmm on Tuesday May 18, 2021 @01:10AM (#27191442)
> I feel like I'm being gaslighted by half the people in this thread that are saying that "have been being watched" is a normal phrase.

I assure you the feeling is mutual :/. It really does sound perfectly normal to me. I can easily imagine e.g. Jonathan Creek saying exactly that.

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by cycomanic on Monday May 17, 2021 @02:49AM (#27180681)
Maybe this is what you are saying, but doesn't "... have been watched" imply that the being watched is finished, compared to have been being watched" implies a that the watching is (or might be) still ongoing, i.e. the use of simple past vs present perfect continuous(?)
Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by lmm on Monday May 17, 2021 @02:53AM (#27180696)
No, "have been being watched" is the past progressive. It implies that the being watched was an ongoing thing at that time, not that it's still continuing.
Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by NoOneNew on Monday May 17, 2021 @08:13AM (#27182561)
My confusion with complaints about English is the expectation of rules being across the board. Pretty much all languages have irregular verbs or nouns that conjugate differently than the standard method laid out in that language. Portugese and French have a fuckton of these, no one bats an eye. English has a few inconsistencies, everyone loses their shit. The amount of inconsistencies in English are pretty damn few compared to other languages I attempted. While I get the spelling is an issue, it's not like it's alone in that department.
Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by hilbert42 on Monday May 17, 2021 @01:17AM (#27180279)
"She would have had to have been being watched."

Wow, whoever concocted that mind-twister? That's the sort of problem we students would have given our formal logic lecturer to analyze and draw up into truth tables.

That expression likely exceeds the complexity of an infamous expression (known for its complexity) that was given to us students to analyze, it being 'there is a chance of a possible maybe'.

It hurts my brain just thinking about it, perhaps I'll do so later. ;-)

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by Wowfunhappy on Monday May 17, 2021 @02:00AM (#27180470)
> To illustrate this -- try and gloss this sentence another way while conveying the meaning.

“Someone must have been watching her.”

I’m making some assumptions about the context of the sentence—but as long as you told me what the context was, I’m sure I could come up with an equally simple replacement.

Personally, I found the original sentence quite hard to parse, despite being a native speaker. It’s not good writing and a good editor would replace it.

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by kevin_thibedeau on Sunday May 16, 2021 @09:08PM (#27178973)
Your examples are participles, not gerunds.
Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by wizzard on Sunday May 16, 2021 @09:44PM (#27179228)
That’s how I learned it too, but apparently that is “traditional” grammar. In “modern” grammar any verb with the -ing ending is a gerund now according to Wikipedia.
Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by kevin_thibedeau on Monday May 17, 2021 @05:33AM (#27181567)
Gerunds are used as nouns. Nobody writing for wikipedia can change that.
Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by wizzard on Monday May 17, 2021 @08:00PM (#27189841)
It's not an invention of Wikipedia editors. If you just read the first paragraph of the article it explains the accepted meaning has evolved over time. It further explains "The distinction between gerund and present participles is not recognised in modern reference grammars, since many uses are ambiguous."
Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by msrenee on Sunday May 16, 2021 @08:55PM (#27178868)
Absolutely agree. I'm a native English speaker who has dipped their toes in Spanish, Russian, and German. Spanish vocab was easy except for some deceptively similar words with very different meanings. Grammar came fairly easy in spite of the differences with English.

Russian grammar and vocab plus the different alphabet were incredibly intimidating, but the different declensions became familiar very quickly. I was familiar with conjugation from Spanish, so that was just a bit of memorization. I like how clear the alphabet and spelling are. Once you learn how to sound things out, you're good to go besides very few exceptions. Everything is very regular, there's just a lot of tenses and moods to get acquainted with. Perfective and imperfective verbs are still something I have to learn on a word-by-word basis.

German grammar was easy except for the different cases. I'd already been exposed to cases with Russian, so I don't know why it's so much harder for me in German. Maybe because I expected it to be closer to English. It's weird the way I can listen to a sentence in German and it feels like I know what they're saying, but if I try to translate it, I don't have a clue.

I don't think you can really class languages by difficulty. You just have to immerse yourself in each. Even in those with recent spelling and grammar revisions, getting the ear for it and using it is the key.

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by quercusa on Sunday May 16, 2021 @08:12PM (#27178591)
> languages are nonsensical, illogical, and the sooner you stop trying to make sense of it all,the faster you will advance.

In the first day of Koine Greek class, the instructor asked who had programming experience. She made a point of stressing, as she would again, that unlike computer languages, human languages show no signs of design, and not to spend any time looking for it. It was good advice.

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by trompetenaccoun on Sunday May 16, 2021 @08:37PM (#27178752)
Well... not that the advice isn't solid, and she's a good teacher for driving this point into the programmer student's minds. But saying no sign is a bit extreme, there is some level of design in any natural language. Icelandic has a committee that decides on new words. Instead of using foreign loan words they largely make up their own new Icelandic words when needed for new concepts. In German the spelling is centrally planned and gets reformed every other year. Which is why German words are mostly spelled as they're pronounced, as opposed to English. Chinese grammar is super simple and logical. I don't know if this is due to design but it wouldn't surprise me if there had been some reforms in the past. Especially since standard Chinese used to be a somewhat artificial literary language. And speaking of writing: All alphabets are designed of course. Korean is a great example for a really clever and logical design. The reading and writing in turn will have had an influence on the way we think and speak, since it formalized and standardized languages.
Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by meowface on Sunday May 16, 2021 @09:27PM (#27179120)
>In German the spelling is centrally planned and gets reformed every other year. Which is why German words are mostly spelled as they're pronounced, as opposed to English.

As a native English speaker, this is definitely a big plus. I've had German friends who've regularly expressed frustration that there's often no real rhyme or reason or pattern to either English spelling or pronunciation; you just have to memorize it. (Though I could largely say the same of German and French noun genders, even if there are some patterns that are somewhat [but not entirely] consistent.)

Meanwhile, spelling and pronunciation in German seems to be pretty bijective. If you know how an unfamiliar word is pronounced, you can generally accurately know how it's spelled, and if you how an unfamiliar word is spelled, you can generally accurately know how it's pronounced.

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by jtsuken on Sunday May 16, 2021 @11:55PM (#27179915)
English does not have a concept of THE right pronunciation. If you try to change the spelling of a "word", you'd first have to get a number of former British colonies to agree on how to pronounce it. Is it Woed, Worrrd, Woid, Waed? Germany, after losing both world wars only needs to deal with Switzerland and Austria to agree on updated spelling of something.
Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by soco on Monday May 17, 2021 @05:49AM (#27181646)
There's no attempt of synchronization among German speaking countries, as much we'd appreciate it sometimes.
Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by quercusa on Monday May 17, 2021 @09:35AM (#27183202)
I may have internalized a version more extreme than her point - the comment was probably limited to the language of study.
Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by progre on Monday May 17, 2021 @12:22AM (#27180022)
This is a tangent, but I have a feeling that the Icelandic reluctance to use loan words is actually slowly killing the language. I know people that acually prefer speakning english to each other despite beeing native Icelandic speakers. Apperently having a conversation about modern life is just too complicated.
Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by denton-scratch on Monday May 17, 2021 @04:47AM (#27181321)
Oh, really?

PHP is a programming language, and it shows every sign of having been designed to the same level of detail as English.

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by jamil7 on Monday May 17, 2021 @01:45AM (#27180400)
> languages are nonsensical, illogical, and the sooner you stop trying to make sense of it all, the faster you will advance

This is the point I came to with German and was at a level where I could start speaking it (poorly but enough to be understood) all the time with native speakers. I read up on some things from time to time but mostly ignore a lot of the theory as a child would and just refuse to switch to English as much as possible. It's probably slower this way but it's been one of the few ways I've actually been able to be consistent with practice.

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by tilolebo on Monday May 17, 2021 @04:05AM (#27181059)
That has been my experience too.

I was always an average foreign language student, until I started to learn German living in Berlin and to speak English at work.

Now I'm fluent in both languages. I forgot most of the German rules I learned during my first months in Berlin taking crash courses. I just know sentence structures because I heard them and used them so often. Like a child, really.

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by haecceity on Monday May 17, 2021 @04:17AM (#27181139)
Children learn language by learning phrases and the correspondence of those phrases to things around them or things that happen around them. Rules are learnt later. Learning language is harder when you don't have parents to play the language game with you. Maybe something like aidungeon could be a language learning tool??
Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by Buldak on Sunday May 16, 2021 @11:53PM (#27179903)
I had a similar thought when I studied French in school, i.e. that I could explain a lot more about French grammar technically, explicitly, than I could about my native English. This sort of example occurs to me whenever someone insists that you don't really understand something unless you can clearly explain it.
Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by berkes on Monday May 17, 2021 @02:11AM (#27180505)
I'm from a small Dutch bordertown and my first language is a dialect that is part German, part Dutch (and some French) (Limburgish).

In German class, away from that bordertown, outside where the dialect is common, I never paid attentention. Teachers would require me te learn tables filled with exceptions, weird strings of words (mit nach bei..) etc. I simply refused. I often didn't bother to go to class.

Just using the Fingerspitzengefühl that comes with the part-German dialect, was adequate. 7/10 on my exams. So certainly not fluent or even good. At the diploma-handout, the German teacher told me she did not want to, but was required to give me that grade (why a teacher would disclose this to an 18/yo is beyond me, though. There certainly was spite).

Point is: even sideloading a language from a young age helps learn it. At least for n=1.

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by hilbert42 on Monday May 17, 2021 @12:39AM (#27180090)
"Regarding Twain's complaints, the biggest lesson I learned from learning german at an older age was: languages are nonsensical, illogical, and the sooner you stop trying to make sense of it all, the faster you will advance. Children do not learn languages by being analytical and by comparing to what they already know, they learn by just accepting it as it is."

Oh how absolutely true this statement is. As an adult, I find myself deconstructing and atomizing every aspect of the language I'm learning and then reconstructing it bit by bit into English. Not only does this approach slow one's progress down to a crawl but also it limits one's fluency even after one has some basic understanding of the language. [Incidentally, I found this to be more of a problem with French than with German even though I was taught French at a much younger age.]

From my observations, I have noticed that I'm not alone in having adopted this approach, especially so for some of us with a technical bent. It seems to me that we adopt the same analytical approach to learning a language as we do to when learning a technical skill or analyzing some physical phenomenon. Clearly this is the wrong when it comes to learning languages but it's a very difficult habit break. In a similar vein, I recall getting somewhat annoyed when trying to learn Morse code and making no progress. Whilst I was told never to analyze the individual dots and dashes of characters but nevertheless I still did and it was not until I broke this habit (with some difficulty mind you) and that I listened only to the rhythm of the sound of each character that I started to make progress.

Obviously, learning a language is a much more difficult exercise than learning Morse code but the same rules apply in both instances. I recall several decades ago attending a lecture by Noam Chomsky and he made a comment that I have never forgotten as it resonated with me then and ever since. That was that he—a world renown linguist—had difficulty in learning languages—and he cited words to the effect 'that a new language can waft down the corridors of MIT and that most of his colleagues catch it with ease as it passes by—except for him'.

Even at the time of the lecture, I could not help but think that he like me dissects and atomizes a language in ways his colleagues have learned not to do (but perhaps when you're a linguist that approach may be useful—after all, Chomsky is very famous and his colleagues are seemingly very much less so).

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by tasogare on Monday May 17, 2021 @12:07AM (#27179961)
> trying to find logic in a language will only lead to frustration

Not really. Language as a system is pretty well understood. What appears to be exceptions or non-sense when learning a language often have a simple explanation when looking at the evolution of the said language.

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by B1FF_PSUVM on Sunday May 16, 2021 @08:03PM (#27178516)
> and the sooner you stop trying to make sense of it all, the faster you will advance.

I wish they would pound that forcefully into the grammarians torturing children in school.

I look at the grammar they teach, and I think someone got paid to make stuff up.

Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by jacobr1 on Sunday May 16, 2021 @10:10PM (#27179392)
In the US, my understanding is that english grammar is no longer taught in public schools.
Re:The Awful German Language (1880) by rvieira on Monday May 17, 2021 @09:18AM (#27183045)
> languages are nonsensical, illogical, and the sooner you stop trying to make sense of it all, the faster you will advance

Except Esperanto, surely ;)