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Re:Do not Draw a Penis by meitham on Thursday May 14, 2020 @05:34PM (#23185806)
Of course I started by drawing a penis, and the voice told me off and erased it. Then I started drawing a rabbit, and to my surprise the voice recognized the rabbit with me just completing the ears, and commented "nice rabbit". I had to add a penis to the rabbit and was a bit disappointed the system didn't recognise that little addition.
Re:Do not Draw a Penis by searchableguy on Thursday May 14, 2020 @07:38PM (#23187086)
Was this supposed to work?

I drew multiple penises and it didn't erase, praised them.

- https://ibb.co/pft7WZP

- https://postimg.cc/DJs4QVCp

Broken! How would I live without a neural network stopping me from being immoral?

Re:Do not Draw a Penis by dsl on Thursday May 14, 2020 @07:45PM (#23187146)
You should speak with your doctor.
Re:Do not Draw a Penis by pankajdoharey on Thursday May 14, 2020 @10:16PM (#23188131)
Yup too Damn easy https://postimg.cc/K3DNK8H8
Re:Do not Draw a Penis by asdf21 on Thursday May 14, 2020 @07:42PM (#23187124)
way too bendy, not a hotdog
Re:Do not Draw a Penis by accidentalrebel on Thursday May 14, 2020 @06:46PM (#23186514)
Experienced the same thing, but drew a chicken-penis that I always drew when I was a kid. Alas, it has fooled both this AI and grownups from before.

Does this mean my drawing is already logged and studied?

Re:Do not Draw a Penis by koolba on Thursday May 14, 2020 @06:49PM (#23186542)
What’s a chicken penis?
Re:Do not Draw a Penis by accidentalrebel on Thursday May 14, 2020 @07:34PM (#23187034)
I'm ashamed of this but here: https://imgur.com/BjBdpSz
Re:Do not Draw a Penis by Groxx on Thursday May 14, 2020 @08:30PM (#23187508)
Basically Combusken: https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Combusken_(Pok%C3%A9...

It just appreciates your dedication to Pokemon fanart.

Re:Do not Draw a Penis by accidentalrebel on Thursday May 14, 2020 @09:13PM (#23187746)
Combusken evolved from Torchic...

The names they come up with are precious.

Re:Do not Draw a Penis by bfrit on Thursday May 14, 2020 @08:38PM (#23187540)
This is wholesome
Re:Do not Draw a Penis by rosstex on Thursday May 14, 2020 @08:44PM (#23187582)
So this is who I talk to on this site...
Re:Do not Draw a Penis by nmeta on Thursday May 14, 2020 @10:58PM (#23188376)
i see pure, deep inspiration. nothing to be ashamed of at all!
Re:Do not Draw a Penis by bshacklett on Thursday May 14, 2020 @09:00PM (#23187673)
Bak bak... B'cock!
Re:Do not Draw a Penis by noir_lord on Thursday May 14, 2020 @07:07PM (#23186716)
McNugget I think.
Re:Do not Draw a Penis by the_af on Thursday May 14, 2020 @07:36PM (#23187068)
It detects a mcnugget style penis easily...
Re:Do not Draw a Penis by eurasiantiger on Thursday May 14, 2020 @07:32PM (#23187008)
No, those are made from skin, entrails and bits powerwashed off chicken bones.

Edit: come to think of it, there’s probably chicken penis in it, too

Re:Do not Draw a Penis by dsl on Thursday May 14, 2020 @07:48PM (#23187175)
McNuggets are made from 100% breast meat (with the skin on to help them bind together). Please stick to facts, even in a thread about drawing penises.
Re:Do not Draw a Penis by hedora on Thursday May 14, 2020 @10:51PM (#23188329)
That’s true in that they only use white meat from the chicken (which is a super set of breast meat). They also add a ton of synthetic fats and a just a dab (hopefully) of a highly toxic petroleum product that’s mostly banned outside the US:

https://www.livestrong.com/article/1006054-whats-really-insi...

Re:Do not Draw a Penis by remexre on Thursday May 14, 2020 @11:47PM (#23188701)
While I don't want to say that McNuggets /aren't/ going to kill you, there are a few scientific inaccuracies in your link.

It raises concerns about MSG consumption; however, from https://www.fda.gov/food/food-additives-petitions/questions-... :

> FDA considers the addition of MSG to foods to be “generally recognized as safe” (GRAS). Although many people identify themselves as sensitive to MSG, in studies with such individuals given MSG or a placebo, scientists have not been able to consistently trigger reactions.

Additionally, there's a heading, "Those McNuggets Contain Sodium Aluminum Phosphate Too", followed by "Key word here is "aluminum." You know, the silvery metallic element you use to line your oven rack before baking or roasting?"

This is about as relevant as pointing out that table salt is made from a metal that catches fire when added to water, plus a WWI poison gas.

Re:Do not Draw a Penis by Chazprime on Thursday May 14, 2020 @06:51PM (#23186566)
Chicken penis??
Re:Do not Draw a Penis by accidentalrebel on Thursday May 14, 2020 @07:35PM (#23187051)
For your viewing pleasure: https://imgur.com/BjBdpSz
Re:Do not Draw a Penis by unilynx on Thursday May 14, 2020 @07:10PM (#23186748)
‘Fokke en Sukke‘ probably
Re:Do not Draw a Penis by brandonfro on Thursday May 14, 2020 @06:03PM (#23186121)
Re:Do not Draw a Penis by koolba on Thursday May 14, 2020 @06:56PM (#23186612)
Friendly reminder that full screen captures list all your open tabs. Not particular interesting in this case but can get a bit spicy: https://www.marketwatch.com/story/fox-news-analyst-brit-hume...
Re:Do not Draw a Penis by chx on Thursday May 14, 2020 @07:21PM (#23186848)
Cure: have so many tabs open, you can't read the titles. I tweeted out https://twitter.com/chx/status/1260964177197203456 this morning with no fear :D
Re:Do not Draw a Penis by saagarjha on Thursday May 14, 2020 @08:57PM (#23187656)
Wait until one of the favicons gives away more than you'd like.
Re:Do not Draw a Penis by winrid on Thursday May 14, 2020 @11:00PM (#23188388)
The PH icon is very recognizable...
Re:Do not Draw a Penis by mywittyname on Thursday May 14, 2020 @06:10PM (#23186183)
I drew Spongebob with a bow tie and the voice told me, "nice owl."

I'm not sure if I was more disappointed at my drawing being so bad that the AI couldn't figure it out, or that it missed a blatant opportunity to say, "nice hooters you go there."

Re:Do not Draw a Penis by dylan604 on Thursday May 14, 2020 @06:21PM (#23186275)
I was hoping for a "nice owl" comment by drawing a circle
Re:Do not Draw a Penis by neutronicus on Thursday May 14, 2020 @07:35PM (#23187049)
I drew a naked woman and it told me "quite inaccurate"
Re:Do not Draw a Penis by ciarannolan on Thursday May 14, 2020 @05:49PM (#23185992)
>I had to
Re:Do not Draw a Penis by triceratops on Thursday May 14, 2020 @06:35PM (#23186411)
I thought it was part of the game.
Re:Do not Draw a Penis by meitham on Thursday May 14, 2020 @06:31PM (#23186367)
felt the urge :-)
Re:Do not Draw a Penis by EGreg on Thursday May 14, 2020 @05:50PM (#23186001)
Where on the rabbit?
Re:Do not Draw a Penis by meitham on Thursday May 14, 2020 @06:30PM (#23186361)
too graphic!
Re:Do not Draw a Penis by EGreg on Thursday May 14, 2020 @06:38PM (#23186439)
Perhaps it wasn't recognized because it was in the wrong place
Re:Do not Draw a Penis by flatline on Thursday May 14, 2020 @06:21PM (#23186281)
I drew a person and it just said a bunch of stuff about freedom of expression and started erasing it. Then I started just drawing loops and it said I was drawing a hurricane.
Re:Do not Draw a Penis by Vivtek on Thursday May 14, 2020 @08:03PM (#23187296)
I drew loops and it congratulated me on my boring picture of a paperclip.
Re:Do not Draw a Penis by notadev on Thursday May 14, 2020 @09:08PM (#23187715)
Re:Do not Draw a Penis by jansan on Thursday May 14, 2020 @09:18PM (#23187768)
Turns out you can just draw a rectangle with a wonderful penis inside. The AI will see a door or even "Mona Lisa". Made me chuckle a bit.
Re:Do not Draw a Penis by Natsu on Thursday May 14, 2020 @06:14PM (#23186218)
I kept trying to draw a mushroom. But it thinks it's either a stop sign or a Popsicle every time...
Re:Do not Draw a Penis by brodouevencode on Thursday May 14, 2020 @07:37PM (#23187082)
Took a similar approach. Got yelled at when I drew one too. But funny enough a stick figure holding a penis resulted in "free expression is paramount".
Re:Do not Draw a Penis by redis_mlc on Thursday May 14, 2020 @09:00PM (#23187671)
> the voice told me off and erased it.

You mean it said, "wow that's kinda small?"

Re:Do not Draw a Penis by baddox on Thursday May 14, 2020 @07:29PM (#23186954)
I got the same rabbit comment at the beginning when I drew a generic smiley face.
Re:Do not Draw a Penis by deeteecee on Thursday May 14, 2020 @06:32PM (#23186379)
i drew one and it said "be more persuasive." i guess it wants more.
Re:Do not Draw a Penis by qdot76367 on Thursday May 14, 2020 @06:35PM (#23186406)
Congrats on your new career in furry porn. Please link to your patreon.