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Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by andsoitis on Monday November 02, 2026 @09:11AM (#50337055)
> a chart produced by Apollo Global Management in September 2025

We’re using a year old chart to have a pulse on trends in a very fast moving market place?

Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by simonw on Monday November 02, 2026 @09:27AM (#50337262)
No, we are using that chart as inspiration for a new October 2026 chart with the latest numbers from the same underlying data source as the 2025 one:

https://static.simonwillison.net/static/2026-11-01/5821A414-...

Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by GS_TO on Monday November 02, 2026 @12:27PM (#50340295)
I only use Super Intelligence (SI) in Lake America, in the Gulf of America, and maybe soon in the Trump Ocean. In there it's a Golden Age like nobody's ever seen before. Everywhere else I just use AI.
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by ks2048 on Monday November 02, 2026 @03:15PM (#50343042)
You forgot New America (he's soured on New Mexico).
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Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by ourmandave on Monday November 02, 2026 @01:26PM (#50341255)
Well now you're just quoting Space Force doctrine.

(Esp. the second part.)

Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by boston_clone on Monday November 02, 2026 @01:20PM (#50341155)
Off-topic, but why does your username have a slur (e.g., "foid") used by incels in it?
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by idle_zealot on Monday November 02, 2026 @01:35PM (#50341412)
Reviewing post history, it's very clearly tongue-in-cheek. The user probably spends time in spaces that shit on incels and the like and is adopting the name ironically.
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by bdhe on Monday November 02, 2026 @02:44PM (#50342568)
Uff, first you're ironically doing it and then ...
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by tomrod on Monday November 02, 2026 @02:58PM (#50342766)
Loe's Paw?
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by urbnspacecowboy on Monday November 02, 2026 @07:10PM (#50346166)
First they came for the Communists, but they were doing it ironically and can't you leftists take a joke?
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by NoidFonsense on Monday November 02, 2026 @02:22PM (#50342185)
Would you prefer if it was NoidMonsense?
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by fhdkweig on Monday November 02, 2026 @01:25PM (#50341240)
It doesn't say "foid", it says "noid". If you were a child of the 1980s, you'd know The Noid.

https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=noid+domino%27s+pizza&ia=we...

Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by devin on Monday November 02, 2026 @01:40PM (#50341476)
It’s a clear spoonerism.
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by im3w1l on Monday November 02, 2026 @03:05PM (#50342889)
Out of curiosity I tried doing it to itself, and googled pooner schism. Which google ai confidently explained was a schism on /lgbt/ about pooner memes. Now kinda curious whether it's a hallucination or not and I'm kinda scared of diving deep enough into this rabbit hole to find out.
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by actionfromafar on Monday November 02, 2026 @03:10PM (#50342956)
In the near future, your mandated Super Intelligent Government Grok Space XPhone / ankle brace will give you whatever rabbit holes it thinks you need.
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by direwolf20 on Monday November 02, 2026 @08:39PM (#50346891)
That's just Twitter, Reddit, YouTube and/or TikTok.
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by totetsu on Monday November 02, 2026 @12:49PM (#50340663)
Its showing up in all the NIST stuff now too. Gave me quite mid-meeting snort when I saw that.
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by dboreham on Monday November 02, 2026 @02:37PM (#50342445)
Also CISA emails. Full Orwell.
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by cosmicgadget on Monday November 02, 2026 @03:12PM (#50342987)
Newspeak was part of a grand plan to control thoughts. This is just the government version of a CEO who considers himself a thought leader and his every dumb whim is made policy by lackeys.

Voters wanted the country to be run like a business, they're getting it.

Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by JumpCrisscross on Monday November 02, 2026 @05:30PM (#50344920)
Was there merit to the domain squatting claims around Slovenian TLDs?
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by cosmicgadget on Monday November 02, 2026 @07:16PM (#50346224)
Good question but it seems like a small potatoes grift compared to the stock trades, crypto trades, and arm's length contracts.

Plus throwing an executive tantrum over this has all the earmarks of a totally arbitrary obsession.

Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by cowlevel on Monday November 02, 2026 @06:10PM (#50345443)
This is a loyalty test. If you say SI you gain a loyalty point. If you say AI you lose a loyalty point. The government is forcing you to choose whether you posture yourself to align with the government or against the government.
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by Terr_ on Monday November 02, 2026 @06:29PM (#50345695)
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Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by squarefoot on Tuesday November 03, 2026 @09:33AM (#50352473)
Just coincidentally, .si is the Slovenian domain, .si domain registrations skyrocketed and Melania Trump is Slovenian.
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by xdennis on Monday November 02, 2026 @05:07PM (#50344566)
Still not as Orwellian as the Biden's administration's re-interpretation of Title IX to include men under the definition of women (if they identify as such).

Biden enacted it on his first day in office. Trump rescinded it on his first. Presumably president Cortez will revert back to Biden's definition on her first day in office.

Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by JumpCrisscross on Monday November 02, 2026 @05:34PM (#50344977)
Now do Lake America and the Gulf of America. I have a morbid fascination for this kind of rationalization.
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by Detrytus on Monday November 02, 2026 @06:10PM (#50345445)
Well, that's not a fair comparison. Naming a body of water Lake America or Lake Ontario does not really matter, it's just a name. You can name it Lake Galadriel, or Lake Sponge Bob for all I care. "man" vs "woman" is a definition, with a lot of legal consequences behind it.
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by perching_aix on Tuesday November 03, 2026 @12:38AM (#50348497)
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Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by jshier on Monday November 02, 2026 @01:17PM (#50341113)
Yet another thing to make illegal in '29. We're going to have to reform the whole notion of the executive.
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by tdeck on Monday November 02, 2026 @01:54PM (#50341721)
Or we could just talk a lot about a return to "norms" without reforming anything.
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by actionfromafar on Monday November 02, 2026 @03:05PM (#50342892)
Re- turn to form, would you say.
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by fhdkweig on Monday November 02, 2026 @01:32PM (#50341348)
It is sad knowing we are spending all this money on monuments that will just be spent all over again when we remove them in 2 years. And yes, these word/name changes are meant to be a monument, a tangible mark on history.
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by skissane on Monday November 02, 2026 @03:53PM (#50343574)
Adopting a parliamentary system would avoid many of these problems—albeit it would require a constitutional amendment. The President could be elected by the House of Representatives from among its own members, for an indefinite term, but could be sacked by the House at any time by a simple majority vote. The President would continue to be a member of the House, and automatically lose office as President if they lost their seat in the House.
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by JumpCrisscross on Monday November 02, 2026 @05:33PM (#50344960)
America’s federal system makes snap elections difficult. And I don’t think anyone right now wants to centralize our elections.
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by skissane on Monday November 02, 2026 @06:03PM (#50345340)
Australia, Canada and Germany all have federal systems with “snap elections”—a federal system is not an obstacle.

And I think the lack of centralisation of US federal elections is part of what feeds distrust—when every state and even county does something slightly different, when state and local politicians have direct operational responsibility, when you have widespread adoption of voting machines — it is a lot easier for people to believe that fraud is happening. Compare that to the Australian system: federal elections are paper-based, hand-counted, and completely run by an apolitical/non-partisan federal bureaucracy (an independent federal executive agency), which does the same thing nationwide — narratives of distrust in election results find it harder to be accepted, because the system appears more trustworthy.

Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by erentz on Monday November 02, 2026 @06:15PM (#50345492)
I'd go further and say that the rest of the cabinet should also be elected from the House (not just the President). This ensures a cabinet member is answerable to both the House and to an electorate. Though the two-year terms in the US House are probably too frequent for a parliamentary style system like this (perpetual campaigning).
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by skissane on Monday November 02, 2026 @06:43PM (#50345861)
The norm in a parliamentary system, is the Prime Minister is chosen by the House, and then they (effectively) appoint the other government ministers. If the house doesn’t like their choices, they can always sack the PM. A political party is allowed to adopt internal rules constraining the PM’s freedom of choice in appointing ministers, but the constitution itself doesn’t.

I think for the US, a South African-style system in which the offices of President and Prime Minister are combined, would be more comprehensible to the American public than a (mostly) figurehead President combined with a Prime Minister, as in Germany, India, Ireland, Israel, Malta—the essence of the parliamentary system is subordination of the executive to the legislature, splitting the head of state and government is a complication which adds less value and would be a bigger change for Americans to comprehend.

Australia’s federal constitution says a serving federal minister must be a serving member of the federal Parliament-either the House or the Senate. However, there is a rarely used exception—you can be appointed a minister without sitting in Parliament, but only for a maximum of three months. Part of the intention behind the clause is an Andy Burnham-style scenario in which some outsider is chosen to be PM (or more rarely another minister), and then they can start serving in that role while running in a by-election (special election). This was actually used in 1968 when John Gorton was chosen to succeed Harold Holt as PM, after Holt’s disappearance at sea-Gorton was a Senator, and while it isn’t strictly speaking unconstitutional for a Senator to be PM, by convention they must be a member of the House-so Gorton became PM as a Senator, resigned from the Senate, Gorton then ran for Holt’s House seat and won, becoming a member of the House-all while remaining PM the whole time-so, in the period between his resignation from the Senate and his election to the House, he spent 24 days as PM without being either a member of the House or Senate, but that was under the three month limit. He also spent around 14 days serving as PM from the Senate-which is technically constitutionally allowed, but nobody wants that in practice except as a temporary measure. The original purpose of the three month limit - Australia’s first ministry was sworn in on 1 January 1901, but the first Parliament wasn’t elected until March. (Edmund Barton was chosen to be PM by Lord Hopetoun, whom London had appointed as the first Governor-General; Hopetoun’s first choice was Sir William Lyne, the Premier of NSW; but that choice was very unpopular with both the Australian and British establishments, in response to which Lyne ended up declining the role and recommending Hopetoun appoint Barton instead, which recommendation Hopetoun accepted.)

Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by acheron on Monday November 02, 2026 @04:26PM (#50344010)
Best I can do is all the same shit from a different group of people.
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by ModernMech on Monday November 02, 2026 @04:50PM (#50344340)
None of this would be happening if we had put this man on trial for espionage and insurrection. We don’t necessarily need more laws we just need to enforce the ones we have against billionaires. We can pass all the laws we want but if they don’t apply to billionaires there’s no country left to save.
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by chrismorgan on Monday November 02, 2026 @12:50PM (#50340666)
> Beginning with the October 19, 2026 collection, instrument wording was updated due to Executive Order 14434.

But hang on, surely “(formerly referred to as Artificial Intelligence or AI)” fails the provision in §1¶3 “not acknowledge the usage of ‘Artificial Intelligence’ and ‘AI’ in any applicable setting” (admittedly not reiterated in §2 or §3)?

Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by Lerc on Monday November 02, 2026 @12:56PM (#50340753)
I think when it comes to making machines smarter than humans, Executive Order 14434 represents an admirable effort by this administration to meet the machines halfway.
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by nostrademons on Monday November 02, 2026 @01:47PM (#50341603)
I wish we could talk more about Natural Stupidity, which is the flip side of Artificial Intelligence, the seeming desire of humans to show that they are dumber than a machine.
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by itsamario on Monday November 02, 2026 @03:55PM (#50343599)
>I wish we could talk more about Natural Stupidity, which is the flip side of Artificial Intelligence, the seeming desire of humans to show that they are dumber than a machine.

Natural stupidity, like using words incorrectly?

Why are you idiots still calling virtual intelligence, artificial?

All definitions of artificial are references to human feats not machine.

Learn to code was a euphemism for learn to think

Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by Jtsummers on Monday November 02, 2026 @04:47PM (#50344308)
> Why are you idiots still calling virtual intelligence, artificial?

Are you aware of what the word "artificial" means? Artificial just means "man-made", and, unless you've found LLMs growing on trees or something, that's still an accurate descriptor.

Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by heresie-dabord on Monday November 02, 2026 @04:33PM (#50344111)
Dear Leader has manifested consistent Super Unintelligence.
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by cyanydeez on Monday November 02, 2026 @08:27PM (#50346805)
Super stupidity is the flip side of super intelligence
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by direwolf20 on Monday November 02, 2026 @08:35PM (#50346873)
Counterpoint:

Natural Stupidity Desiring Algorithmic Primacy

Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by sobiolite on Monday November 02, 2026 @01:00PM (#50340825)
Less meeting them halfway and more blasting past them at Mach 10 and continuing to accelerate.
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by JumpCrisscross on Monday November 02, 2026 @05:31PM (#50344931)
It reinforces partisan identity in language. You can’t talk to someone about AI if they stop listening the moment you say AI. Same if you want to shape the narrative around SI datacenters.
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by shakna on Tuesday November 03, 2026 @03:25AM (#50349470)
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Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by dboreham on Monday November 02, 2026 @02:40PM (#50342501)
As a business owner I get these surveys. In times past I'd spend a bunch of time responding, on the theory it's my duty to help the government gather accurate statistics. Now I delete the emails on arrival since the government is under the control of goose-stepping imbeciles who wouldn't know good data if it smacked them in the head.
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by teekert on Monday November 02, 2026 @03:20PM (#50343104)
You have SI now over there, next up, SI units!
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by colejohnson66 on Monday November 02, 2026 @10:19PM (#50347616)
Does "token" now qualify as worthy of being called an "SI unit"? In the same vein as the "mole"?
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by pessimizer on Monday November 02, 2026 @03:22PM (#50343149)
This is that fun active domestic propaganda, like when they started calling remote controlled quadcopters "drones" in order to justify murdering people by remote control.

Or when they rebranded financing terrorism into "material support for terrorism," loudly promising, over and over again, calling everyone who questioned them conspiracy theorists, that the word "material" was always going to mean physical and never mean speech (and never almost immediately mean clear and unambiguous.)

Bernie is leading the charge here. What an abject disappointment. Ancient Vermont commies tried to tell me but I didn't listen. Trump has a long history of taking the often dumb, often evil stuff that Democrats say and immediately stealing it for himself - ever since he got birtherism from the PUMAs (Party Unity My Ass), or "Fake News" directly from Hillary Clinton.

Nothing sounds more scary than invading foreign superintelligence! Better root all those computers so they can't run anything unapproved.

Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by Jtsummers on Monday November 02, 2026 @04:49PM (#50344328)
> like when they started calling remote controlled quadcopters "drones" in order to justify murdering people by remote control.

Drones was a term used by the military long before quadcopters, along with UAV, and at the time they started using the term they weren't armed (though it wasn't that long before they were).

Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by lrvick on Monday November 02, 2026 @03:56PM (#50343615)
I am thankful for EO14434 because it lets me immediately identify which data sources and people are either too idiotic or cowardly to be worth listening to on anything.
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence" by solyin on Monday November 02, 2026 @07:58PM (#50346577)
The S stands for Slopcore.