Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence"
by GS_TO on Monday November 02, 2026 @12:27PM
(#50340295)
I only use Super Intelligence (SI) in Lake America, in the Gulf of America, and maybe soon in the Trump Ocean. In there it's a Golden Age like nobody's ever seen before.
Everywhere else I just use AI.
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence"
by idle_zealot on Monday November 02, 2026 @01:35PM
(#50341412)
Reviewing post history, it's very clearly tongue-in-cheek. The user probably spends time in spaces that shit on incels and the like and is adopting the name ironically.
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence"
by im3w1l on Monday November 02, 2026 @03:05PM
(#50342889)
Out of curiosity I tried doing it to itself, and googled pooner schism. Which google ai confidently explained was a schism on /lgbt/ about pooner memes. Now kinda curious whether it's a hallucination or not and I'm kinda scared of diving deep enough into this rabbit hole to find out.
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence"
by cosmicgadget on Monday November 02, 2026 @03:12PM
(#50342987)
Newspeak was part of a grand plan to control thoughts. This is just the government version of a CEO who considers himself a thought leader and his every dumb whim is made policy by lackeys.
Voters wanted the country to be run like a business, they're getting it.
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence"
by cowlevel on Monday November 02, 2026 @06:10PM
(#50345443)
This is a loyalty test. If you say SI you gain a loyalty point. If you say AI you lose a loyalty point. The government is forcing you to choose whether you posture yourself to align with the government or against the government.
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence"
by xdennis on Monday November 02, 2026 @05:07PM
(#50344566)
Still not as Orwellian as the Biden's administration's re-interpretation of Title IX to include men under the definition of women (if they identify as such).
Biden enacted it on his first day in office. Trump rescinded it on his first. Presumably president Cortez will revert back to Biden's definition on her first day in office.
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence"
by Detrytus on Monday November 02, 2026 @06:10PM
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Well, that's not a fair comparison. Naming a body of water Lake America or Lake Ontario does not really matter, it's just a name. You can name it Lake Galadriel, or Lake Sponge Bob for all I care. "man" vs "woman" is a definition, with a lot of legal consequences behind it.
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence"
by fhdkweig on Monday November 02, 2026 @01:32PM
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It is sad knowing we are spending all this money on monuments that will just be spent all over again when we remove them in 2 years. And yes, these word/name changes are meant to be a monument, a tangible mark on history.
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence"
by skissane on Monday November 02, 2026 @03:53PM
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Adopting a parliamentary system would avoid many of these problems—albeit it would require a constitutional amendment. The President could be elected by the House of Representatives from among its own members, for an indefinite term, but could be sacked by the House at any time by a simple majority vote. The President would continue to be a member of the House, and automatically lose office as President if they lost their seat in the House.
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence"
by skissane on Monday November 02, 2026 @06:03PM
(#50345340)
Australia, Canada and Germany all have federal systems with “snap elections”—a federal system is not an obstacle.
And I think the lack of centralisation of US federal elections is part of what feeds distrust—when every state and even county does something slightly different, when state and local politicians have direct operational responsibility, when you have widespread adoption of voting machines — it is a lot easier for people to believe that fraud is happening. Compare that to the Australian system: federal elections are paper-based, hand-counted, and completely run by an apolitical/non-partisan federal bureaucracy (an independent federal executive agency), which does the same thing nationwide — narratives of distrust in election results find it harder to be accepted, because the system appears more trustworthy.
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence"
by erentz on Monday November 02, 2026 @06:15PM
(#50345492)
I'd go further and say that the rest of the cabinet should also be elected from the House (not just the President). This ensures a cabinet member is answerable to both the House and to an electorate. Though the two-year terms in the US House are probably too frequent for a parliamentary style system like this (perpetual campaigning).
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence"
by skissane on Monday November 02, 2026 @06:43PM
(#50345861)
The norm in a parliamentary system, is the Prime Minister is chosen by the House, and then they (effectively) appoint the other government ministers. If the house doesn’t like their choices, they can always sack the PM. A political party is allowed to adopt internal rules constraining the PM’s freedom of choice in appointing ministers, but the constitution itself doesn’t.
I think for the US, a South African-style system in which the offices of President and Prime Minister are combined, would be more comprehensible to the American public than a (mostly) figurehead President combined with a Prime Minister, as in Germany, India, Ireland, Israel, Malta—the essence of the parliamentary system is subordination of the executive to the legislature, splitting the head of state and government is a complication which adds less value and would be a bigger change for Americans to comprehend.
Australia’s federal constitution says a serving federal minister must be a serving member of the federal Parliament-either the House or the Senate. However, there is a rarely used exception—you can be appointed a minister without sitting in Parliament, but only for a maximum of three months. Part of the intention behind the clause is an Andy Burnham-style scenario in which some outsider is chosen to be PM (or more rarely another minister), and then they can start serving in that role while running in a by-election (special election). This was actually used in 1968 when John Gorton was chosen to succeed Harold Holt as PM, after Holt’s disappearance at sea-Gorton was a Senator, and while it isn’t strictly speaking unconstitutional for a Senator to be PM, by convention they must be a member of the House-so Gorton became PM as a Senator, resigned from the Senate, Gorton then ran for Holt’s House seat and won, becoming a member of the House-all while remaining PM the whole time-so, in the period between his resignation from the Senate and his election to the House, he spent 24 days as PM without being either a member of the House or Senate, but that was under the three month limit. He also spent around 14 days serving as PM from the Senate-which is technically constitutionally allowed, but nobody wants that in practice except as a temporary measure. The original purpose of the three month limit - Australia’s first ministry was sworn in on 1 January 1901, but the first Parliament wasn’t elected until March. (Edmund Barton was chosen to be PM by Lord Hopetoun, whom London had appointed as the first Governor-General; Hopetoun’s first choice was Sir William Lyne, the Premier of NSW; but that choice was very unpopular with both the Australian and British establishments, in response to which Lyne ended up declining the role and recommending Hopetoun appoint Barton instead, which recommendation Hopetoun accepted.)
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence"
by ModernMech on Monday November 02, 2026 @04:50PM
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None of this would be happening if we had put this man on trial for espionage and insurrection. We don’t necessarily need more laws we just need to enforce the ones we have against billionaires. We can pass all the laws we want but if they don’t apply to billionaires there’s no country left to save.
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence"
by chrismorgan on Monday November 02, 2026 @12:50PM
(#50340666)
> Beginning with the October 19, 2026 collection, instrument wording was updated due to Executive Order 14434.
But hang on, surely “(formerly referred to as Artificial Intelligence or AI)” fails the provision in §1¶3 “not acknowledge the usage of ‘Artificial Intelligence’ and ‘AI’ in any applicable setting” (admittedly not reiterated in §2 or §3)?
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence"
by Lerc on Monday November 02, 2026 @12:56PM
(#50340753)
I think when it comes to making machines smarter than humans, Executive Order 14434 represents an admirable effort by this administration to meet the machines halfway.
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence"
by nostrademons on Monday November 02, 2026 @01:47PM
(#50341603)
I wish we could talk more about Natural Stupidity, which is the flip side of Artificial Intelligence, the seeming desire of humans to show that they are dumber than a machine.
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence"
by itsamario on Monday November 02, 2026 @03:55PM
(#50343599)
>I wish we could talk more about Natural Stupidity, which is the flip side of Artificial Intelligence, the seeming desire of humans to show that they are dumber than a machine.
Natural stupidity, like using words incorrectly?
Why are you idiots still calling virtual intelligence, artificial?
All definitions of artificial are references to human feats not machine.
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence"
by Jtsummers on Monday November 02, 2026 @04:47PM
(#50344308)
> Why are you idiots still calling virtual intelligence, artificial?
Are you aware of what the word "artificial" means? Artificial just means "man-made", and, unless you've found LLMs growing on trees or something, that's still an accurate descriptor.
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence"
by JumpCrisscross on Monday November 02, 2026 @05:31PM
(#50344931)
It reinforces partisan identity in language. You can’t talk to someone about AI if they stop listening the moment you say AI. Same if you want to shape the narrative around SI datacenters.
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence"
by dboreham on Monday November 02, 2026 @02:40PM
(#50342501)
As a business owner I get these surveys. In times past I'd spend a bunch of time responding, on the theory it's my duty to help the government gather accurate statistics. Now I delete the emails on arrival since the government is under the control of goose-stepping imbeciles who wouldn't know good data if it smacked them in the head.
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence"
by pessimizer on Monday November 02, 2026 @03:22PM
(#50343149)
This is that fun active domestic propaganda, like when they started calling remote controlled quadcopters "drones" in order to justify murdering people by remote control.
Or when they rebranded financing terrorism into "material support for terrorism," loudly promising, over and over again, calling everyone who questioned them conspiracy theorists, that the word "material" was always going to mean physical and never mean speech (and never almost immediately mean clear and unambiguous.)
Bernie is leading the charge here. What an abject disappointment. Ancient Vermont commies tried to tell me but I didn't listen. Trump has a long history of taking the often dumb, often evil stuff that Democrats say and immediately stealing it for himself - ever since he got birtherism from the PUMAs (Party Unity My Ass), or "Fake News" directly from Hillary Clinton.
Nothing sounds more scary than invading foreign superintelligence! Better root all those computers so they can't run anything unapproved.
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence"
by Jtsummers on Monday November 02, 2026 @04:49PM
(#50344328)
> like when they started calling remote controlled quadcopters "drones" in order to justify murdering people by remote control.
Drones was a term used by the military long before quadcopters, along with UAV, and at the time they started using the term they weren't armed (though it wasn't that long before they were).
Re:The U.S. Census Bureau and "Super Intelligence"
by lrvick on Monday November 02, 2026 @03:56PM
(#50343615)
I am thankful for EO14434 because it lets me immediately identify which data sources and people are either too idiotic or cowardly to be worth listening to on anything.
We’re using a year old chart to have a pulse on trends in a very fast moving market place?
https://static.simonwillison.net/static/2026-11-01/5821A414-...
(Esp. the second part.)
https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=noid+domino%27s+pizza&ia=we...
Voters wanted the country to be run like a business, they're getting it.
Plus throwing an executive tantrum over this has all the earmarks of a totally arbitrary obsession.
Biden enacted it on his first day in office. Trump rescinded it on his first. Presumably president Cortez will revert back to Biden's definition on her first day in office.
And I think the lack of centralisation of US federal elections is part of what feeds distrust—when every state and even county does something slightly different, when state and local politicians have direct operational responsibility, when you have widespread adoption of voting machines — it is a lot easier for people to believe that fraud is happening. Compare that to the Australian system: federal elections are paper-based, hand-counted, and completely run by an apolitical/non-partisan federal bureaucracy (an independent federal executive agency), which does the same thing nationwide — narratives of distrust in election results find it harder to be accepted, because the system appears more trustworthy.
I think for the US, a South African-style system in which the offices of President and Prime Minister are combined, would be more comprehensible to the American public than a (mostly) figurehead President combined with a Prime Minister, as in Germany, India, Ireland, Israel, Malta—the essence of the parliamentary system is subordination of the executive to the legislature, splitting the head of state and government is a complication which adds less value and would be a bigger change for Americans to comprehend.
Australia’s federal constitution says a serving federal minister must be a serving member of the federal Parliament-either the House or the Senate. However, there is a rarely used exception—you can be appointed a minister without sitting in Parliament, but only for a maximum of three months. Part of the intention behind the clause is an Andy Burnham-style scenario in which some outsider is chosen to be PM (or more rarely another minister), and then they can start serving in that role while running in a by-election (special election). This was actually used in 1968 when John Gorton was chosen to succeed Harold Holt as PM, after Holt’s disappearance at sea-Gorton was a Senator, and while it isn’t strictly speaking unconstitutional for a Senator to be PM, by convention they must be a member of the House-so Gorton became PM as a Senator, resigned from the Senate, Gorton then ran for Holt’s House seat and won, becoming a member of the House-all while remaining PM the whole time-so, in the period between his resignation from the Senate and his election to the House, he spent 24 days as PM without being either a member of the House or Senate, but that was under the three month limit. He also spent around 14 days serving as PM from the Senate-which is technically constitutionally allowed, but nobody wants that in practice except as a temporary measure. The original purpose of the three month limit - Australia’s first ministry was sworn in on 1 January 1901, but the first Parliament wasn’t elected until March. (Edmund Barton was chosen to be PM by Lord Hopetoun, whom London had appointed as the first Governor-General; Hopetoun’s first choice was Sir William Lyne, the Premier of NSW; but that choice was very unpopular with both the Australian and British establishments, in response to which Lyne ended up declining the role and recommending Hopetoun appoint Barton instead, which recommendation Hopetoun accepted.)
But hang on, surely “(formerly referred to as Artificial Intelligence or AI)” fails the provision in §1¶3 “not acknowledge the usage of ‘Artificial Intelligence’ and ‘AI’ in any applicable setting” (admittedly not reiterated in §2 or §3)?
Natural stupidity, like using words incorrectly?
Why are you idiots still calling virtual intelligence, artificial?
All definitions of artificial are references to human feats not machine.
Learn to code was a euphemism for learn to think
Are you aware of what the word "artificial" means? Artificial just means "man-made", and, unless you've found LLMs growing on trees or something, that's still an accurate descriptor.
Natural Stupidity Desiring Algorithmic Primacy
Or when they rebranded financing terrorism into "material support for terrorism," loudly promising, over and over again, calling everyone who questioned them conspiracy theorists, that the word "material" was always going to mean physical and never mean speech (and never almost immediately mean clear and unambiguous.)
Bernie is leading the charge here. What an abject disappointment. Ancient Vermont commies tried to tell me but I didn't listen. Trump has a long history of taking the often dumb, often evil stuff that Democrats say and immediately stealing it for himself - ever since he got birtherism from the PUMAs (Party Unity My Ass), or "Fake News" directly from Hillary Clinton.
Nothing sounds more scary than invading foreign superintelligence! Better root all those computers so they can't run anything unapproved.
Drones was a term used by the military long before quadcopters, along with UAV, and at the time they started using the term they weren't armed (though it wasn't that long before they were).