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Re:I believe there are entire companies right now under AI p... by elktown on Friday May 15, 2026 @05:58PM (#48154451)
I thinking that it’s quite a different experience going all Jackson Pollock with AI in your own studio on your own terms, compared to the sorry state of affairs of having 100s of Pollocks throwing paint around wildly within a corp to meet a paint quota.
Re:I believe there are entire companies right now under AI p... by ycombiredd on Friday May 15, 2026 @07:06PM (#48155081)
> 100s of Pollocks throwing paint around wildly within a corp to meet a paint quota

I wish I had written that.

Re:I believe there are entire companies right now under AI p... by leptons on Saturday May 16, 2026 @12:38AM (#48156885)
I can't think of a single case of any AI content, be it prose or code, where I thought "I wish I had written that". With AI code, it's more like I wish I hadn't let the AI write that.
Re:I believe there are entire companies right now under AI p... by Daishiman on Saturday May 16, 2026 @01:45AM (#48157181)
How many ways are there of sending a context dictionary to a template where you can say that there are radically superior ways?
Re:I believe there are entire companies right now under AI p... by simonh on Saturday May 16, 2026 @08:06AM (#48159449)
We’re using Copilot at work to build reporting and automation tools. Nothing ground breaking, but very useful and tailored to our needs.

Frankly without AI assistance many of these tools just wouldn’t exist at all. We can build stuff in 6 weeks part time as a side project that would have taken at least 3 months full time, and therefore would not have been feasible. Then we can iterate on it at least 2-4 times faster than with hand coding.

So I’d love to have an extra few developers to just work on that stuff full time, but I don’t.

Whether that means our organisation spend on AI overall is a positive, I really can’t say. Quite possibly not, but my team are getting real benefits.

Re:I believe there are entire companies right now under AI p... by vishnugupta on Saturday May 16, 2026 @09:54AM (#48160300)
I’m building reporting for my company and what you said mirrors my experience nearly 100%.

I’m a backend developer so I know what it takes to build a half decent reporting system. Writing all those queries, slice and dice charts and what not takes real time and effort. All that has been outsourced to Claude Code. I now focus on ensuring that the system is sound architecturally and that useful reports are being surfaced.

Re:I believe there are entire companies right now under AI p... by NateEag on Saturday May 16, 2026 @11:56AM (#48161300)
How are you dealing with the problem of making sure the reporting queries are correct?

My experience so far is that it's harder and slower for me to understand the genAI code than to write it myself.

Skipping thorough comprehension seems to be the popular choice in my workplace, but it's not one I can justify.

Re:I believe there are entire companies right now under AI p... by vishnugupta on Saturday May 16, 2026 @02:16PM (#48162464)
I make sure to understand the query to the fullest extent. I run explain plan to make sure no nasty things like full table scans are happening.

I guess just like any algorithm it’s easier to verify a solution than come up with one.

Re:I believe there are entire companies right now under AI p... by lossyalgo on Saturday May 16, 2026 @11:54AM (#48161279)
Just wait until AI companies stop subsidizing everything and you get the ac
Re:I believe there are entire companies right now under AI p... by bahmboo on Saturday May 16, 2026 @01:07PM (#48161951)
I run local models. They are very good now (roughly 30 billion parameters).
Re:I believe there are entire companies right now under AI p... by leptons on Saturday May 16, 2026 @01:19PM (#48162050)
Nothing you wrote is connected in any way to the comment I wrote.

Have you read the code the AI produced? Do you understand all of it? Is it bloated? Would you be proud to say you wrote it?

I don't care how fast you created something. You didn't create it, the AI did, and you have no control over it, the AI does.

Re:I believe there are entire companies right now under AI p... by johnnyanmac on Saturday May 16, 2026 @08:02PM (#48164904)
An engineer doesn't care about how fast something is made (at least, not as a primary metric engineering). A salesman cares about how fast they can push to market.

It's clear HN is a bastion of salesmen who happen to have "engineer" in their work title. But the mentality towards actual engineering makes it clear they are primarily salesmen.

Re:I believe there are entire companies right now under AI p... by simonh on Sunday May 17, 2026 @02:21AM (#48166484)
> An engineer doesn't care about how fast something is made

That is absurd, these are tools only my own team use. Why would I not care whether I had them in a month or two, or fur many of these tools quite possibly never because we don’t have the spare capacity for how long it would take without AI?

Re:I believe there are entire companies right now under AI p... by johnnyanmac on Sunday May 17, 2026 @08:41AM (#48168403)
>Why would I not care whether I had them in a month or two,

Because you're thinking like a salesman. What difference does a month make for a supportive tool without financial incentive? Why can't you justify a month of development without the idea of corporate breathing down you neck?

Re:I believe there are entire companies right now under AI p... by outside1234 on Saturday May 16, 2026 @01:28PM (#48162132)
What AI gives us is the ability to write code that we wish we didn't have to write. It is the killer one-off tool builder, prototyper, dep upgrader
Re:I believe there are entire companies right now under AI p... by icepush on Saturday May 16, 2026 @06:58PM (#48164523)
Here's a quote from a recent chat with gpt-5.2 that I wish I had come up with: "Anyone can chase a chicken. Leaders create systems."
Re:I believe there are entire companies right now under AI p... by zipy124 on Saturday May 16, 2026 @01:20AM (#48157061)
Quite the visualisation
Re:I believe there are entire companies right now under AI p... by Sharlin on Saturday May 16, 2026 @06:40AM (#48158908)
Replace "paint" with "shit" and the visual image becomes even more fitting.
Re:I believe there are entire companies right now under AI p... by rjknight on Saturday May 16, 2026 @07:27AM (#48159181)
But then you lose the Jackson Pollock joke, which is what makes it compelling and memorable!
Re:I believe there are entire companies right now under AI p... by mathfailure on Saturday May 16, 2026 @09:17AM (#48160010)
...or is it?
Re:I believe there are entire companies right now under AI p... by andai on Friday May 15, 2026 @06:56PM (#48154999)
Earlier today:

>Amazon workers under pressure to up their AI usage are making up tasks

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48148337

Re:I believe there are entire companies right now under AI p... by CoderKatrina on Friday May 15, 2026 @10:52PM (#48156417)
It's the new "counting lines of code". I think many companies are so terrified of falling behind that they're irrationally floundering, trying to appear like they're "with it".
Re:I believe there are entire companies right now under AI p... by xp84 on Friday May 15, 2026 @11:43PM (#48156634)
Yup. My friend said his boss has told them basically that they HAVE TO (do all the AI things) because now ‘our competitors will use AI’ and surpass their product.

In my humble opinion good ideas (what to build) are a big part of the bottleneck and those aren’t substantially in greater supply with AI.

Re:I believe there are entire companies right now under AI p... by sgc on Saturday May 16, 2026 @07:18AM (#48159131)
> good ideas ... aren’t substantially in greater supply

Which is sad because they should be. People should be freed up to think and create better things, instead these companies seem to be doing the equivalent of locking their employees in stalls like they do on some animal farms, so they can churn out 'results' ever faster.

Re:I believe there are entire companies right now under AI p... by Sharlin on Saturday May 16, 2026 @08:35AM (#48159660)
> People should be freed up to think and create better things,

Good ideas will never ever be prioritized in the vast majority of companies because good ideas cannot be quantified and turned into performance metrics. At least not without invoking Goodhart's law (see: the academia).

Re:I believe there are entire companies right now under AI p... by 34df on Saturday May 16, 2026 @09:59PM (#48165437)
Good ideas also take resources like time, free-space to think etc... many firms dont understand this. Moreover many firms believe the C-Suite are the almighty with the gods gift of great ideas.
Re:I believe there are entire companies right now under AI p... by jmalicki on Saturday May 16, 2026 @07:24PM (#48164674)
There is a degree to which quick experimentation helps you find the good ideas, at least for the incremental ones.
Re:I believe there are entire companies right now under AI p... by zelphirkalt on Saturday May 16, 2026 @04:28AM (#48158089)
Actually, it's even more than that, right? Economically, it is pumping up/inflating the bubble some more in a perverted way, where it is not the people themselves believing some horseradish, but their employer forcing them to pump it up more. Quite insane.
Re:I believe there are entire companies right now under AI p... by efitz on Saturday May 16, 2026 @12:17PM (#48161513)
Claude, please crease a routine and run it in a loop continuously. The task in the routine is “create the most complex code possible, in a random programming language, that produces the exact output “My senior leaders are pinheads,”
Re:I believe there are entire companies right now under AI p... by Sharlin on Saturday May 16, 2026 @06:40AM (#48158902)
Counting lines of code starts to look incredibly sane compared to this, where you’re not just counting lines of code, you’re paying for another company for every line produced. There’s exactly one winner here and it’s not any of the companies using AI.
Re:I believe there are entire companies right now under AI p... by warumdarum on Saturday May 16, 2026 @01:51PM (#48162301)
Feels like a worldwide goldrush, but not everyone has gold in those hills.
Re:I believe there are entire companies right now under AI p... by drzaiusx11 on Saturday May 16, 2026 @09:50AM (#48160268)
Those who burn the most money "win", I guess?
Re:I believe there are entire companies right now under AI p... by hunterpayne on Saturday May 16, 2026 @08:23PM (#48165012)
I find that odd given that another division in Amazon is no longer using AI coding tools at all. Its a big company so who knows if this is company wide or just in this one division. I expect its just in one division though.
Re:I believe there are entire companies right now under AI p... by andybak on Friday May 15, 2026 @06:06PM (#48154547)
I very much like this metaphor.
Re:I believe there are entire companies right now under AI p... by 3dsnano on Friday May 15, 2026 @06:59PM (#48155021)
size of org has a lot to do with the entropy

compare 100 pollocks vs 2-3

Re:I believe there are entire companies right now under AI p... by chr15m on Friday May 15, 2026 @08:23PM (#48155603)
Never mind the Pollocks.
Re:I believe there are entire companies right now under AI p... by kc-chris on Friday May 15, 2026 @11:39PM (#48156617)
Oh bollocks.
Re:I believe there are entire companies right now under AI p... by selectedambient on Saturday May 16, 2026 @12:06AM (#48156724)
lmao this analogy
Re:I believe there are entire companies right now under AI p... by zelphirkalt on Saturday May 16, 2026 @04:32AM (#48158121)
Can we combine this with the infinite monkey theorem? If we have an infinite number of Pollocks throwing paint at an infinitely large canvas surely they are going to create any piece of art we can imagine...
Re:I believe there are entire companies right now under AI p... by sebastiennight on Saturday May 16, 2026 @08:13AM (#48159491)
This does exist, it's the Library of Babel: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Library_of_Babel#Philosoph...

There's also an online version of the Library of Babel, I just found out that full pages of my own books are in it[0], https://libraryofbabel.info/bookmark.cgi?379:17

Re:I believe there are entire companies right now under AI p... by drzaiusx11 on Saturday May 16, 2026 @09:46AM (#48160232)
This is the best characterization of the collective corporate madness I've seen yet. Bravo