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Re:GameStop makes $55.5B takeover offer for eBay by manwithnoplan on Monday May 04, 2026 @06:26AM (#48006803)
A lot of the comments here seem to assume that a smaller public company can’t acquire a larger one, which just isn’t true.

A quick search for how leveraged acquisitions, stock-for-stock deals, financing commitments, or tender offers work would answer most of the objections.

Is it too much to ask the Hacker News commentariat to do one quick search before collectively declaring that something they don’t understand is impossible?

Re:GameStop makes $55.5B takeover offer for eBay by lijok on Monday May 04, 2026 @06:35AM (#48006872)
There’s one comment as of the time of your post that makes this assumption - you could have replied to them directly.
Re:GameStop makes $55.5B takeover offer for eBay by manwithnoplan on Monday May 04, 2026 @06:36AM (#48006884)
It is implicitly implied in many comments.
Re:GameStop makes $55.5B takeover offer for eBay by wwalexander on Monday May 04, 2026 @06:48AM (#48006989)
“Implicitly implied” is redundant. Either of these phrasings would suffice:

> It is implicit in many comments.

> It is implied in many comments.

Re:GameStop makes $55.5B takeover offer for eBay by darkwater on Monday May 04, 2026 @07:19AM (#48007241)
Well, it's called "tautology" and it's a perfectly valid rhetorical device.
Re:GameStop makes $55.5B takeover offer for eBay by wazdra on Monday May 04, 2026 @07:34AM (#48007372)
A tautology is a sentence vacuously true. This is called a pleonasm.
Re:GameStop makes $55.5B takeover offer for eBay by gizajob on Monday May 04, 2026 @08:25AM (#48007825)
Was about to post the same thing. It is indeed the under-appreciated pleonasm rather than a tautology.
Re:GameStop makes $55.5B takeover offer for eBay by darkwater on Monday May 04, 2026 @09:03AM (#48008203)
Yes, mixed the two. Point stands though.
Re:GameStop makes $55.5B takeover offer for eBay by lijok on Monday May 04, 2026 @07:04AM (#48007110)
Links?
Re:GameStop makes $55.5B takeover offer for eBay by dgellow on Monday May 04, 2026 @06:33AM (#48006864)
I see a single comment mentioning it is impossible. No sign of a collective declaration. I think you’re overreacting
Re:GameStop makes $55.5B takeover offer for eBay by manwithnoplan on Monday May 04, 2026 @06:37AM (#48006888)
I think you are under reacting.
Re:GameStop makes $55.5B takeover offer for eBay by rplnt on Monday May 04, 2026 @06:41AM (#48006926)
Example from quite some time ago: Avast buying AVG. The value of AVG was around twice that of Avast.
Re:GameStop makes $55.5B takeover offer for eBay by ceejayoz on Monday May 04, 2026 @06:43AM (#48006951)
AOL/TimeWarner, Kmart/Sears… lots of prominent examples.
Re:GameStop makes $55.5B takeover offer for eBay by adroitboss on Monday May 04, 2026 @07:46AM (#48007486)
Also when Capital Cities purchased ABC. A popular phrase coined by the media was "minnow swallows whale"

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/05/25/business/media/thomas-s-m...

Re:GameStop makes $55.5B takeover offer for eBay by johnmaguire on Monday May 04, 2026 @08:20AM (#48007779)
Interesting how none of these are around anymore
Re:GameStop makes $55.5B takeover offer for eBay by archon810 on Monday May 04, 2026 @05:12PM (#48015068)
And much more recently: Paramount Skydance / Warner Brothers.
Re:GameStop makes $55.5B takeover offer for eBay by Hackbraten on Monday May 04, 2026 @07:00AM (#48007071)
> A quick search for how leveraged acquisitions, stock-for-stock deals, financing commitments, or tender offers work would answer most of the objections.

Isn’t the assumption that it’s impossible intuitively justified if you have no background in finances? A small fish usually can’t devour a bigger fish either.

Also, all those terms you mentioned mean nothing to me. You can’t search for what you don’t know exists.

Re:GameStop makes $55.5B takeover offer for eBay by sschueller on Monday May 04, 2026 @06:49AM (#48007001)
But if it all goes sour nobody will be held accountable and two not one company are ruined.

I don't see how such leveraged acquisitions should be legal.

Re:GameStop makes $55.5B takeover offer for eBay by panick21_ on Monday May 04, 2026 @07:29AM (#48007330)
Is there anywhere a good breakdown of these leveraged acquisitions. Like a video or something that breaks down how that exactly works and why its legal and why the acquired company goes along with it. Its seems like such a strange mechanism. And the history of it.
Re:GameStop makes $55.5B takeover offer for eBay by airstrike on Monday May 04, 2026 @12:59PM (#48011436)
Why would it not be legal? You can take out any loan, so long as the creditor believes in your ability to pay it back with interest, which informs how it gets priced. This is basically Finance 201 and everyone is up in arms ITT
Re:GameStop makes $55.5B takeover offer for eBay by panick21_ on Tuesday May 05, 2026 @03:19AM (#48019129)
But if that loan is used to basically acquire, or rather help another company acquire the company with the debt? So basically creating debt to facilitate mergers. But to be honest I don't fully understand all the financial engineering.
Re:GameStop makes $55.5B takeover offer for eBay by idiotsecant on Monday May 04, 2026 @08:29AM (#48007862)
They better not ruin eBay, it's actually a useful business, I use it all the time
Re:GameStop makes $55.5B takeover offer for eBay by i_think_so on Monday May 04, 2026 @07:15AM (#48007206)
Speaking as someone who used to know absolutely nothing about the world of high finance, yes, it is too much to ask.

Before I started paying attention to such things I wouldn't have known a single one of those terms to even begin googling.

And let's be honest here. A smaller company saddled with big debt buying out an even larger company really doesn't make logical sense. It makes financial sense, which is subject to different laws of mathematics, probably involving the waiter's check pad in an Italian bistro.

Re:GameStop makes $55.5B takeover offer for eBay by vessenes on Monday May 04, 2026 @07:47AM (#48007492)
Agreed that Marvin would find this (and everything about Earth) ridiculous.

I propose this would make sense in the animal kingdom though; large, lumbering fatty walks along. It has big claws, but … it doesn’t look like it can be bothered to be dangerous anymore. Meanwhile a pack of hungry successful hunters walk alongside. To take this down, they will risk pretty much everything..

It’s the same story. The shareholders provide a sort of bet on if the big guy has still got it, or the risk-on hunters do.

That’s why the operational results got attention in Cohen’s letter — he’s telling Shareholders: “I turned around GameStop. I can turn this ship around, too.”

Re:GameStop makes $55.5B takeover offer for eBay by maxk42 on Monday May 04, 2026 @12:58PM (#48011434)
GameStop has zero debt and billions in cash on its books. It is not a stretch for them to be making this offer. It really does make sense here for both sides.
Re:GameStop makes $55.5B takeover offer for eBay by petesergeant on Monday May 04, 2026 @06:28AM (#48006823)
> Is it too much to ask the Hacker News commentariat to do one quick search

Are you new here?

Re:GameStop makes $55.5B takeover offer for eBay by Forgeties79 on Monday May 04, 2026 @08:41AM (#48007966)
I imagine the vast majority of us do not have a problem understanding smaller companies can buy larger ones. Most of us are just incredulous that anyone is taking GameStop, especially Cohen, seriously.
Re:GameStop makes $55.5B takeover offer for eBay by venusenvy47 on Monday May 04, 2026 @09:04AM (#48008215)
I think we also all assume that it is probably not a healthy feature of capitalism.
Re:GameStop makes $55.5B takeover offer for eBay by 59percentmore on Monday May 04, 2026 @07:24PM (#48016273)
Why wouldn't they? Before he showed up, Gamestop had years of negative earnings per share. They haven't had a negative EPS quarter in almost 2 years, now. That seems like a serious turnaround.
Re:GameStop makes $55.5B takeover offer for eBay by Forgeties79 on Monday May 04, 2026 @08:26PM (#48016640)
You’re omitting the fact that they’ve had declining revenue YoY 4 years now, with no sign this won’t be year 5. Their liquidity is primarily the result of leveraged debt and sold off shares. They have had to seriously downsize, including shuttering tons of brick and mortars.

You’re picking one single metric that’s not even consistent for 2 years to assess the health of the company. It feels rather cherry-picked. The whole story is very rough for them right now, they’re in trouble.

Re:GameStop makes $55.5B takeover offer for eBay by 59percentmore on Tuesday May 05, 2026 @10:03AM (#48022695)
Seasonally-adjusted EPS has been a consistent stair-step up for 2 years. Declining revenue does not matter; they're squeezing more profit out of the revenue that's left than they were out of the gobs of revenue they had before. That's just what a good business does.

>You’re picking one single metric It's THE metric. And you are, too (a single metric, but not THE metric).

>The whole story is very rough for them right now, they’re in trouble.

Trumpian logic and speech pattern. Which speaks to its lack of veracity.

Re:GameStop makes $55.5B takeover offer for eBay by turtlesdown11 on Tuesday May 05, 2026 @11:38AM (#48024021)
> Declining revenue does not matter

When the revenue goes to zero, how much of that pie will be profit? The industry they're in is dying quite quickly, and there are no other revenue centers. The high margin business they had was reselling physical game media.

This is the same story as other dead physical media, CD's, DVDs, etc. It's going to continue to decline, and GME has no pipeline of future revenue. They continue to close stores and shrink.

Also, yikes https://xcancel.com/sshxbt/status/2051311101279887652

Re:GameStop makes $55.5B takeover offer for eBay by Forgeties79 on Tuesday May 05, 2026 @12:57PM (#48025179)
Totally agree with your take here.

Also, “revenue isn’t important” (sic) is a wild statement to me and indicative of the state of US businesses these days. The stock is the product, that is it, and a shocking number of people have no issue with that while also saying the US needs to bring back manufacturing and build things again.

If investor (and now government with AI projects) money is being funneled into businesses that are ultimately just about their stocks and not producing anything, what will be the result of all that investment? What are we not investing in as a result?

Re:GameStop makes $55.5B takeover offer for eBay by protocolture on Tuesday May 05, 2026 @02:38AM (#48018867)
>Is it too much to ask the Hacker News commentariat to do one quick search before collectively declaring that something they don’t understand is impossible?

A quick review of the comments here would have demonstrated that it is.