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Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by qnleigh on Thursday April 23, 2026 @03:56AM (#47873227)
When this all started, the Onion released a priceless 'press statement':

"Through it all, InfoWars has shown an unswerving commitment to manufacturing anger and radicalizing the most vulnerable members of society—values that resonate deeply with all of us at Global Tetrahedron.

No price would be too high for such a cornucopia of malleable assets and minds. And yet, in a stroke of good fortune, a formidable special interest group has outwitted the hapless owner of InfoWars (a forgettable man with an already-forgotten name) and forced him to sell it at a steep bargain: less than one trillion dollars..."

Full statement here https://theonion.com/heres-why-i-decided-to-buy-infowars/

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Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by win2k on Thursday April 23, 2026 @04:52AM (#47873554)
Babylon Bee forces you to accept cookies to use their site. Worth avoiding.
Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by Traster on Thursday April 23, 2026 @05:15AM (#47873667)
As with all silly internet block BS, simply reload the site and hit escape before the cookie banner loads.
Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by latexr on Thursday April 23, 2026 @05:35AM (#47873768)
> reload the site and hit escape

What exactly does that do? Which web browser?

I’m on mobile right now, so can’t test.

Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by win2k on Thursday April 23, 2026 @05:38AM (#47873782)
I'm on Firefox and it did nothing for me. The popup came up so fast between me refreshing and hitting escape.

Alternatively, you can disable JavaScript on the website. That lets me view it.

Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by chrisldgk on Thursday April 23, 2026 @10:08AM (#47875946)
I would suppose it interrupts the page load after streaming the HTML and before loading and/or executing the cookie banner‘s javascript, meaning the content is there but the cookie banner will never open.
Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by Traster on Friday April 24, 2026 @01:19PM (#47893167)
On Chrome on desktop it stops the (slow) javascript running which is what actually loads the blocker. You need a fast finger.
Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by vasco on Thursday April 23, 2026 @05:45AM (#47873817)
Or just inspect element + press delete. In some cases you also need to then delete an extra gray overlay and re-enable scroll on the base html tag, but takes 30s
Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by Forgeties79 on Thursday April 23, 2026 @10:05AM (#47875928)
Seems like a lot of work to browse a site that makes a good joke once every month or so.
Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by LightBug1 on Thursday April 23, 2026 @04:57AM (#47873573)
I shut that site down as soon as I saw that. Gross.
Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by palmotea on Thursday April 23, 2026 @11:27AM (#47876900)
> Babylon Bee forces you to accept cookies to use their site. Worth avoiding.

Use uBlock and block javascript by default with NoScript. I saw nothing about cookies and just got the article.

Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by 54aJh on Thursday April 23, 2026 @06:08AM (#47873940)
The Onion is satire, so ... But Alex Jones is currently busy with Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly and others to bitterly criticize Trump for the Iran war.

Trump retaliated by calling all of them "low IQ".

Given that Carlson's media company has an investment from the ubiquitous 1789 Capital (Thiel and Trump Jr.), we don't know if this is theater to keep the isolationist MAGA in the fold.

It could also be that they sacrifice Trump in order to accelerate Thiel's and Vance's technocracy.

Anyway, these influencers are still useful for their masters.

Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by afavour on Thursday April 23, 2026 @07:10AM (#47874314)
They’re just reading polls and reacting accordingly. There’s no principle involved.
Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by lesuorac on Thursday April 23, 2026 @07:39AM (#47874532)
Literally no principal involved.

Tucker will take any position for money see his entire career!

Plus the guy was advocating the administration should attack Iran for attempting to assassinate trump.

Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by ourmandave on Thursday April 23, 2026 @08:38AM (#47875029)
I dunno, he's pretty consistent as a white nationalist.

Having to take unscheduled vacations from Fox News over some of his more racist comments.

Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by lesuorac on Thursday April 23, 2026 @10:49AM (#47876412)
> I dunno, he's pretty consistent as a white nationalist.

> ... Fox News ...

Sure but can you link some white nationalist clips when he was the host of Crossfire [1] for 5 years?

Like he's just not principled. If he were to re-join Fox News and Fox were to pivot to being a competitor to BET [2] his comments would change immediately.

[1]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crossfire_(American_TV_program...

[2]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BET

Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by brookst on Thursday April 23, 2026 @08:54AM (#47875171)
And they aren’t being objective and rational about the polls, they are funding and cherry-picking poll data that tells them to do what they want to do.

There’s no principle, no strategy, no goal. We’re living in the political version of Cube, and just like the movie: it’s a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.

Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by cogman10 on Thursday April 23, 2026 @10:12AM (#47875984)
The only polls they care about is their sales numbers and their sponsor dollars.

It really doesn't matter how popular or unpopular a candidate is, what matters is if their listeners are still willing to overpay on snake oil. Or if their oil barrons are still giving them a few million dollars for whatever message they want to sell.

AJ is probably the worst in this space. One of the things leaked in his emails is if you give him $20k he'll gladly bring you on the show and talk about whatever it is you want to talk about and sell. You could probably get him to shill for a book about the benefits of communism.

Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by james_marks on Thursday April 23, 2026 @09:38AM (#47875640)
No polls so much as views + likes. What gets a reaction? What makes good TV? This seems to be all that matters.
Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by helsinkiandrew on Thursday April 23, 2026 @06:23AM (#47874020)
Brilliant plans for the future:

https://theonion.info/?p=1

> Such is the InfoWars I envision: An infinite virtual surface teeming with ads. Not just ads, but scams! Not just scams, but lies with no object, free radical misinformation, sentences and images so poorly thought out that they are unhealthy even to view for just a few seconds. The InfoWars of old was only the prototype for the hell I know we can build together: A digital platform where, every day, visitors sacrifice themselves at altars of delusion and misery, their minds fully disintegrating on contact.

Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by api on Thursday April 23, 2026 @07:54AM (#47874657)
Makes me think of the old Monty Python joke so funny it kills everyone skit.

Which makes me think of a thread years ago I saw on the modern equivalent: a meme so offensive (to literally everyone at once) nobody can see it without having an anger induced aneurism.

Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by rescripting on Thursday April 23, 2026 @08:27AM (#47874938)
See also, the children’s book Fluffy McWhiskers Cuteness Explosion.
Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by cwillu on Thursday April 23, 2026 @11:18AM (#47876782)
Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by The_Blade on Thursday April 23, 2026 @11:34AM (#47876999)
it makes me think of The Entertainment from Infinite Jest, where the new Infowars just kills everyone who observes it by rendering them unable to do anything else, even make an agent for it
Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by guzfip on Thursday April 23, 2026 @08:57AM (#47875204)
> A digital platform where, every day, visitors sacrifice themselves at altars of delusion and misery, their minds fully disintegrating on contact.

Zuckerberg already did it.

Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by z2 on Thursday April 23, 2026 @09:57AM (#47875842)
No joke, I use Facebook every year or so to access the marketplace and at the time my feed was roughly half rage-bait, and the other half being what I can only describe as AI-generated almost-pornography. Both had thousands of what looked like genuinely real interactions per post, mostly from developing country users.
Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by afavour on Thursday April 23, 2026 @10:36AM (#47876266)
I'm loathe to defend Facebook but most people's experience is not yours. The algorithm pushes content you're most likely to engage with, in your case it has nothing to go on so probably pushes whatever causes the most reaction in general.
Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by palmotea on Thursday April 23, 2026 @11:24AM (#47876865)
> I'm loathe to defend Facebook but most people's experience is not yours. The algorithm pushes content you're most likely to engage with, in your case it has nothing to go on so probably pushes whatever causes the most reaction in general.

It think that's a contradiction: if your latter statement is correct, his experience is a peek at "most people's experience."

Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by afavour on Thursday April 23, 2026 @11:53AM (#47877272)
No, I don't think so. If Facebook has a dataset to work from, as it does with most people, it'll tailor your experience according to that. If it doesn't it has to just use everything.
Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by bityard on Thursday April 23, 2026 @11:52AM (#47877265)
Then the algorithm is very broken for me. I post extremely benign and even somewhat boring things for my friends and family, scroll through the Marketplace scams occasionally, literally never watch Reels, and still--to this day--Facebook thinks I want to watch videos of teenage girls in loose-fitting bikinis jumping on trampolines.

My conclusion is not that the algorithm shows you things it THINKS you will engage with, but rather things they WANT you to engage with because it makes them money somehow.

Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by jandrese on Thursday April 23, 2026 @10:59AM (#47876534)
No matter what you follow if FB thinks you are a man it's going to feed you those foreign near-porn shorts.

I'm not sure if it is just what escapes across national boundaries or if social media in other countries is just way more horny, but every time I see a post where the text has been auto-translated from a different language it is thirst trap content. This is true across multiple social media platforms. It's especially prevalent on X for example, especially as they seem to be trying to showcase their Grok translations or something.

Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by pc86 on Thursday April 23, 2026 @11:20AM (#47876809)
> No matter what you follow if FB thinks you are a man it's going to feed you those foreign near-porn shorts.

Definitely not, FB knows I'm a man and I don't have anything remotely pornographic in my feed with any regularity because I don't interact with it when it does.

Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by jandrese on Thursday April 23, 2026 @07:44PM (#47883720)
I've gotten the main feed under control, but the Reels have a mind of their own. It doesn't help that the reels don't have the "not interested" or even a thumbs down. The best you can do is a "hide reel" which seems to impart very little weight on the algorithm.
Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by malshe on Thursday April 23, 2026 @11:13AM (#47876714)
> No matter what you follow if FB thinks you are a man it's going to feed you those foreign near-porn shorts.

I don't know about FB as I quit it several years ago but I saw this happening on Instagram before I quit it too.

Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by SirMaster on Thursday April 23, 2026 @12:55PM (#47878121)
Not my experience at all. I have never seen anything remotely like you describe on my feed.
Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by alistairSH on Thursday April 23, 2026 @11:00AM (#47876539)
It could just push his friends and family. Or nothing at all. But here we are.

This timeline sucks.

Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by actionfromafar on Thursday April 23, 2026 @10:40AM (#47876314)
Not sure that is defending.
Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by dghlsakjg on Thursday April 23, 2026 @01:59PM (#47879044)
Just trying to imagine any other business run this way. Imagine asking a doctor for a recommendation and they give you heroin since everyone seems to really dig it.
Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by dmd on Thursday April 23, 2026 @12:20PM (#47877626)
It's really amazing how different people's experiences with Facebook are. I have been on Facebook since it started (I was at one of the original schools, I was in that famous first million users).

My feed is entirely photos of friends' kids, invitations to local events (things I actually attend), folk-dancing groups I'm involved with, and the like. I have literally never, not once, not ever, seen any rage-bait or political content (other than that directly written by friends - not reposted) in my feed.

Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by SirMaster on Thursday April 23, 2026 @12:54PM (#47878105)
Same, i don't see any problem with my facebook feed, it's all just friends and family postings and local events and some local news posts and things like that.

No political content or anything I would consider rage bait.

Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by smallmancontrov on Thursday April 23, 2026 @12:38PM (#47877865)
Huh, I wonder if there's a flag on the first million users (or some proxy for "Zuck's cohort") from the worst of the slop shoveling. It would sure save him some pointed remarks.
Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by dmd on Thursday April 23, 2026 @12:42PM (#47877938)
My wife's feed is very similar and she only got an account a few years ago.
Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by pixl97 on Thursday April 23, 2026 @01:14PM (#47878400)
It's probably like Youtube. Look up one WWII video there and suddenly you're getting spammed with "How to be a neo-Nazi" videos.
Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by quisquous on Thursday April 23, 2026 @09:37AM (#47875628)
It's like setting out to write "The King in Yellow"
Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by reactordev on Thursday April 23, 2026 @12:33PM (#47877802)
"...brought to you by Squarespace."
Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by ksymph on Thursday April 23, 2026 @03:28PM (#47880491)
I hadn't heard of this my entire life, but now three times in the past week I've seen it randomly pop up. Did I miss something, or is it just the frequency illusion at work?

edit - interesting, Google trends shows it spiking over the past few months: https://trends.google.com/explore?q=%2Fm%2F0m_7t&date=all&ge...

(also a huge spike in 2014, I wonder what that was about?)

Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by JudgeMonroe on Thursday April 23, 2026 @06:45PM (#47883207)
The first season of True Detective on HBO would be responsible for the 2014 spike.
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Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by franga2000 on Thursday April 23, 2026 @06:53AM (#47874205)
What exactly is patronizing here? Or is it just calling them the most vulnerable?
Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by wutwutwat on Thursday April 23, 2026 @07:35AM (#47874505)
The list you just thought up trying to argue about literal jokes from a literal joke making company tells us more about you and your opinions regarding others than it says about the joke the joke making company made
Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by lynx97 on Thursday April 23, 2026 @11:39PM (#47885223)
Hear hear, what does it tell you about my "options about others"? Mind you, I am a member of one of the groups I mentioned. So, go on, make a joke about vulnerability, you seem to be the right person for this.
Re:The Onion to Take over InfoWars by wutwutwat on Saturday April 25, 2026 @06:23AM (#47900261)
Sorry, you're going to have to take the combative attitude and need to argue with people and direct it somewhere else. I have real shit to deal with in my life that needs my attention. Hope you find your peace.