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Re:What Happens After You Die? (2016) by jwrallie on Thursday March 12, 2026 @12:18AM (#47346387)
One crazy thing is, by being a descendant of the original life form, in a huge chain of reproduction relationships, all the information we have in our DNA about death in the form of autonomous fear responses come from beings that essentially never experienced death themselves.
Re:What Happens After You Die? (2016) by fxtentacle on Thursday March 12, 2026 @01:40AM (#47346918)
Actually, it is possible that some of them experienced the death of their brain before reproducing: https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S00904...

And, FWIW, Jesus with an after-death erection was popular enough a motive to officially get banned by the church: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ostentatio_genitalium

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_erection#cite_ref-Steinb...

Re:What Happens After You Die? (2016) by ifh-hn on Thursday March 12, 2026 @04:34AM (#47347985)
This is the sort of random stuff that keeps me coming back to HN. TIL!
Re:What Happens After You Die? (2016) by emmelaich on Thursday March 12, 2026 @05:12AM (#47348235)
> popular enough a motive

motif

Re:What Happens After You Die? (2016) by retired on Thursday March 12, 2026 @05:36AM (#47348376)
Imagine being brain-dead after a serious accident, lying in a hospital bed on life support. And your family gives the go-ahead for the doctors to zap your butthole to collect your semen so they can reproduce you.

How did this ever pass an ethics commission?

Re:What Happens After You Die? (2016) by coldtea on Thursday March 12, 2026 @08:16AM (#47349538)
>to zap your butthole to collect your semen

Jokes on them, I don't think semen is stored in the butthole (except in some cases temporarily after sex)

Re:What Happens After You Die? (2016) by awkwardleon on Thursday March 12, 2026 @08:44AM (#47349802)
I don't know whether to upvote this or downvote this.
Re:What Happens After You Die? (2016) by retired on Thursday March 12, 2026 @08:52AM (#47349882)
> rectal probe electroejaculation

Rectal is your butthole.

Re:What Happens After You Die? (2016) by coldtea on Thursday March 12, 2026 @10:22AM (#47350927)
Wooosh
Re:What Happens After You Die? (2016) by IAmBroom on Thursday March 12, 2026 @08:34AM (#47349716)
"Garp".
Re:What Happens After You Die? (2016) by jkestner on Thursday March 12, 2026 @07:59AM (#47349403)
> the death of their brain before reproducing

La not-so-petite mort.

Re:What Happens After You Die? (2016) by NooneAtAll3 on Thursday March 12, 2026 @01:42AM (#47346931)
the true anti-memetic
Re:What Happens After You Die? (2016) by close04 on Thursday March 12, 2026 @01:04AM (#47346705)
Interesting point. But I don’t think you must experience something to be afraid of it, even as a population. Nobody experienced the terror of a world ending nuclear war, large asteroid strike, or solar flare (alien invasion if you want to go that far), etc. and they still terrify a lot of people. Sometimes even more than death itself.

To be more pragmatic, it’s now pretty common today for people to die and modern medicine brings them back. For practical purposes the person was dead, by some other interpretations they weren’t, if you consider the only “real” death to be the permanent one.

Re:What Happens After You Die? (2016) by cobbzilla on Thursday March 12, 2026 @01:22AM (#47346820)
it’s fairly simple:

clinical death = heart stops = reversible, depends on circumstances

brain death = irreversible = perma-dead. no one’s ever come back.

legal death = brain dead (not clinical) or court order (missing for X years/etc)

Re:What Happens After You Die? (2016) by kelseyfrog on Thursday March 12, 2026 @03:19AM (#47347504)
The medical standard for death has equated it with brain death since at least 1981, though arguably it started in the 1960s. The history of the definition of death[1] is fascinating.

1. https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5570697/

Re:What Happens After You Die? (2016) by close04 on Thursday March 12, 2026 @01:51AM (#47346987)
I’m putting the current medical definition aside, we’ve been pushing the boundaries of what’s possible and who knows what the next centuries redefine. For the longest time in human history “clinical death” was almost always followed by permadeath.

As the person doing the dying you can’t rationalize it as “no worries, it’s just clinical, I’ll be back”. You die, it’s light out, later on, a blink for you, you recover and are told “you were clinically dead”. You experienced death for all intents and purposes because I don’t think there’s a cognitive process that allows you to differentiate the stages. Heck, deep sleep might be how death “feels” like.

Do people fear death (excluding suffering) because of the threshold itself or the FOMO? Missing on what would come next?

Re:What Happens After You Die? (2016) by cobbzilla on Thursday March 12, 2026 @02:22AM (#47347148)
Fair enough, and I had the (mis?)fortune of watching folks go through that as an EMT.

For sure when clinical death starts (even if later reversed), some processes kick in that never would otherwise activate, totally agree. The commonality of near-death-experience suggests something very basal.

Re:What Happens After You Die? (2016) by close04 on Thursday March 12, 2026 @02:36AM (#47347244)
I had the misfortune to make some medical professionals watch me go through this :).
Re:What Happens After You Die? (2016) by cobbzilla on Thursday March 12, 2026 @03:09AM (#47347434)
sorry to hear that and glad you are here to comment :)
Re:What Happens After You Die? (2016) by XorNot on Thursday March 12, 2026 @02:05AM (#47347060)
These days I'm rather more concerned that a lot can come next.

The cessation of my sensory experience might be a very long time, but from my perspective random chance bringing me back would be instantaneous.

Re:What Happens After You Die? (2016) by guelo on Thursday March 12, 2026 @01:20AM (#47346810)
That is a cool thought, though you meant to say never experienced death themselves before reproducing. The fear response allowed individuals to statistically reproduce more often. Evolution works at the population level not the individual.
Re:What Happens After You Die? (2016) by nehal3m on Thursday March 12, 2026 @02:43AM (#47347285)
I’m not a biologist or particularly knowledgeable about the subject but I thought the jury is still out on that depending on who you ask. I am a noob but I thought it works on the gene level: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gene-centered_view_of_evolutio...
Re:What Happens After You Die? (2016) by Tklaaaalo on Friday March 13, 2026 @04:58AM (#47362072)
Counterpoint: I'm happy to know there is death.

I'm more afraid of not being able to die. Like either being reborn or having to live the same life forever (same seed for the universe, no randomness, ...) or some 'god' telling me 'welcome now sit here and yeah you live forever btw.'