This is the sort of random stuff that keeps me coming back to HN. TIL!
> popular enough a motive
motif
Imagine being brain-dead after a serious accident, lying in a hospital bed on life support. And your family gives the go-ahead for the doctors to zap your butthole to collect your semen so they can reproduce you.
How did this ever pass an ethics commission?
>to zap your butthole to collect your semen
Jokes on them, I don't think semen is stored in the butthole (except in some cases temporarily after sex)
Re:What Happens After You Die? (2016)
by awkwardleon on Thursday March 12, 2026 @08:44AM
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I don't know whether to upvote this or downvote this.
> rectal probe electroejaculation
Rectal is your butthole.
Wooosh
"Garp".
And, FWIW, Jesus with an after-death erection was popular enough a motive to officially get banned by the church: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ostentatio_genitalium
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_erection#cite_ref-Steinb...