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Re:What Happens After You Die? (2016) by coldtea on Thursday March 12, 2026 @08:16AM (#47349538)
>to zap your butthole to collect your semen

Jokes on them, I don't think semen is stored in the butthole (except in some cases temporarily after sex)

Re:What Happens After You Die? (2016) by awkwardleon on Thursday March 12, 2026 @08:44AM (#47349802)
I don't know whether to upvote this or downvote this.
Re:What Happens After You Die? (2016) by retired on Thursday March 12, 2026 @08:52AM (#47349882)
> rectal probe electroejaculation

Rectal is your butthole.

Re:What Happens After You Die? (2016) by coldtea on Thursday March 12, 2026 @10:22AM (#47350927)
Wooosh