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Re:Big data is dead (2023) by blagie on Monday May 27, 2024 @06:07AM (#40489322)
Overall, I agree with much of this post, but there are several caveats:

1) Mongo is a bad point of reference.

The one lesson I've learned is that there is nothing Mongo does which postgresql doesn't do better. Big data solutions aren't nosql / mongo, but usually things like columnar databases, map/reduce, Cassandra, etc.

2) Plan for success

95% of businesses never become unicorns, but that's the goal for most (for the 5% which do). If you don't plan for it, you won't make it. The reason to architect for scalability when you have 5 customers is so if that exponential growth cycle hits, you can capitalize on it.

That's not just architecture. To have any chance of becoming a unicorn, every part of the business needs to be planned for now and for later: How do we make this practical / sustainable today? How do we make sure it can grow later when we have millions of customers? A lot of this can be left as scaffolding (we'll swap in [X], but for now, we'll do [Y]).

But the key lessons are correct:

- Most data isn't big. I can fit data about every person in the world on a $100 Chromebook. (8 billion people * 8 bits of data = 8GB)

- Most data is rarely queried, and most queries are tiny. The first step in most big data jobs I've done is taking terabytes of data and shrinking it down to the GB, MB, or oven KB-scale data I need. Caveat: I have no algorithm for predicting what I'll need in the future.

- Cost of data is increasing with regulatory.

Re:Big data is dead (2023) by davedx on Monday May 27, 2024 @06:50AM (#40489537)
> 2) Plan for success 95% of businesses never become unicorns, but that's the goal for most (for the 5% which do). If you don't plan for it, you won't make it.

That's exactly what every architecture astronaut everywhere says. In my experience it's completely untrue, and actually "planning for success" more often than not causes huge drags on productivity, and even more important for startups, on agility. Because people never just make plans, they usually implement too.

Plan for the next 3 months and you'll be much more agile and productive. Your startup will never become a unicorn if you can't execute.

Re:Big data is dead (2023) by newaccount74 on Monday May 27, 2024 @07:09AM (#40489656)
The biggest problem with planning for scale is that engineers often have no idea what problems they will actually run into when they scale and they build useless shit that slows them down and doesn't help later at all.

I've come to the conclusion that the only strategy that works reliably is to build something that solves problems you have NOW rather than trying to predict the future.

Re:Big data is dead (2023) by fuzzy2 on Monday May 27, 2024 @07:19AM (#40489723)
Exactly this. Not only would they not know the tech challenges, they also wouldn’t know the business/domain challenges.
Re:Big data is dead (2023) by vegetablepotpie on Monday May 27, 2024 @03:00PM (#40493579)
The flip side of that is that you end up with spaghetti code that is expensive to add features to and is expensive to clean up when you are successful. Then people in the business implement workarounds to handle special cases that are undocumented and hidden.
Re:Big data is dead (2023) by citizen_friend on Monday May 27, 2024 @04:57PM (#40494629)
No it doesn't. Simple and targeted solutions are not bad code. For example, start with a single postgres instance on a single machine, rather than Hadoop clusters and Kubernetes. Once that is maxed out, you will have time and money to solve bigger problems.
Re:Big data is dead (2023) by MOARDONGZPLZ on Monday May 27, 2024 @07:03AM (#40489622)
In my experience the drag caused from the thinking to plan for scalability early has been so much greater than the effort to rearchitect things when and if the company becomes a unicorn that one is significantly more likely to become a unicorn if they simply focus on execution and very fast iteration and save the scalability until it’s actually needed (and they can hire a team of whomever to effect this change with their newly minted unicorn cachet).
Re:Big data is dead (2023) by tdeck on Monday May 27, 2024 @10:33PM (#40496821)
Not only that but the work to rearchitect for scalability is often appealing, energizing work that lots of people want to do. While the work of maintaining overly complex software full of affordances for scalability scenarios (or use cases) that never come up is rarely as productive or motivating.
Re:Big data is dead (2023) by smrtinsert on Monday May 27, 2024 @07:20AM (#40489727)
The success planners almost always seem to be the same ones pushing everyone to "not overengineer". Uhhhh..
Re:Big data is dead (2023) by CuriouslyC on Monday May 27, 2024 @08:21AM (#40490101)
There's writing code to handle every eventuality, and there's considering 3-4 places you MIGHT pivot and making sure you aren't making those pivots harder than they need to be.
Re:Big data is dead (2023) by blagie on Monday May 27, 2024 @09:33AM (#40490564)
This is exactly what I try to do and what I've seen successful systems do.

Laying out adjacent markets, potential pivots, likely product features, etc. is a weekend-long exercise. That can help define both where the architecture needs to be flexible, and just as importantly, *where it does not*.

Over-engineering happens when you plan / architect for things which are unlikely to happen.

Re:Big data is dead (2023) by Spooky23 on Monday May 27, 2024 @08:37AM (#40490197)
The exception is when you have people with skills in particular tools.

The suggestion upthread to use awk is awesome if you’re a bunch of Linux grey beards.

But if you have access to people with particular skills or domain knowledge… spending extra cash on silly infrastructure is (within reason) way cheaper than having that employee be less productive.

Re:Big data is dead (2023) by citizen_friend on Monday May 27, 2024 @05:00PM (#40494662)
Nope, if every person does things completely differently, that's just a lack of technical leadership. Leaders pick an approach with tradeoffs that meet organizational goals and help their team to follow it.
Re:Big data is dead (2023) by blagie on Monday May 27, 2024 @09:29AM (#40490526)
> That's exactly what every architecture astronaut everywhere says. In my experience it's completely untrue, and actually "planning for success" more often than not causes huge drags on productivity, and even more important for startups, on agility. Because people never just make plans, they usually implement too.

That's not my experience at all.

Architecture != implementation

Architecture astronauts will try to solve the world's problems in v0. That's very different from having an architectural vision and building a subset of it to solve problems for the next 3 months. Let me illustrate:

* Agile Idiot: We'll stick it all in PostgreSQL, however it fits, and meet our 3-month milestone. [Everything crashes-and-burns on success]

* Architecture Astronaut: We'll stick it all in a high-performance KVS [Business goes under before v0 is shipped]

* Success: We have one table which will grow to petabytes if we reach scale. We'll stick it all in postgresql for now, but maintain a clean KVS abstraction for that one table. If we hit success, we'll migrate to [insert high-performance KVS]. All the other stuff will stay in postgresql.

The trick is to have a pathway to success while meeting short-term milestones. That's not just software architecture. That's business strategy (clean beachhead, large ultimate market), and every other piece of designing a successful startup. There should be a detailed 3-month plan, a long-term vision, and a rough set of connecting steps.

Re:Big data is dead (2023) by abetusk on Monday May 27, 2024 @09:54AM (#40490717)
Another way to say that is that "planning for success" is prematurely optimizing for scale.

Scaling up will bring its own challenges, with many of them difficult to foresee.

Re:Big data is dead (2023) by littlestymaar on Monday May 27, 2024 @10:05AM (#40490807)
This. If you plan for the time you'll be a unicorn, you will never get anything done in the first place, let alone being a unicorn. When you plan for the next 3 month, then hopefully in three month you're still here to plan for the next quarter again.
Re:Big data is dead (2023) by xnx on Monday May 27, 2024 @11:31PM (#40497074)
Are there any tech businesses that failed to succeed because they couldn't scale? Myspace maybe? There are dozens (probably hundreds) of famous examples of companies that self destructed because they bogged themselves down with an elective rewrite or by solving imaginary scaling problems (at scale).
Re:Big data is dead (2023) by dredmorbius on Tuesday May 28, 2024 @08:13AM (#40499917)
A/K/A "premature optimisation is the root of all evil".

<http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?PrematureOptimization>

<https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=5673015>

Re:Big data is dead (2023) by boxed on Monday May 27, 2024 @07:39AM (#40489856)
I see people planning for success to the point of guaranteeing failure, much more than people who suddenly must try to handle success in panic.

It's a second system syndrome + survivor bias thing I think: people who had to clean up the mess of a good MVP complaining about what wasn't done before. But the companies that DID do that planning and architecting before did not survive to be complained about.

Re:Big data is dead (2023) by CuriouslyC on Monday May 27, 2024 @08:35AM (#40490184)
It's not either or. There are best practices that can be followed regardless with no time cost up front, and there is taking some time to think about how your product might evolve (which you really should be doing anyhow) then making choices with your software that don't make the evolution process harder than it needs to be.

Layers of abstraction make code harder to reason about and work with, so it's a lose lose when trying to iterate quickly, but there's also the idea of architectural "mise en place" vs "just dump shit where it's most convenient right now and don't worry about later" which will result near immediate productivity losses due to system incoherence and disorganization.

Re:Big data is dead (2023) by boxed on Monday May 27, 2024 @09:14AM (#40490423)
I'm a big fan of "optimize for deletion" (aka leaf-heavy) code. It's good for reasoning when the system is big, and it's good for growing a code base.

It's a bit annoying how the design of Django templates works against this by not allowing free functions...

Re:Big data is dead (2023) by underwater on Monday May 27, 2024 @06:50AM (#40489538)
> To have any chance of becoming a unicorn, every part of the business needs to be planned for now and for later

I think that in practice that’s counterproductive. A startup has a limited runway. If your engineers are spending your money on something that doesn’t pay off for years then they’re increasing the chance you’ll fail before it matters.

Re:Big data is dead (2023) by blagie on Monday May 27, 2024 @09:37AM (#40490595)
You're confusing planning with implementation.

Planning is a weekend, or at most a few weeks.

Re:Big data is dead (2023) by OJFord on Monday May 27, 2024 @06:49AM (#40489536)
> 95% of businesses never become unicorns, but that's the goal for most (for the 5% which do).

I think you're missing quite a few 9s!

Re:Big data is dead (2023) by notachatbot1234 on Monday May 27, 2024 @06:44AM (#40489513)
> - Most data isn't big. I can fit data about every person in the world on a $100 Chromebook. (8 billion people * 8 bits of data = 8GB)

Nitpick but I cannot help myself: 8 bits are not even enough for a unique integer ID per person, that would require 8 bytes per person and then we are at 60GB already.

I agree with pretty much anything else you said, just this stood out as wrong and Duty Calls.

Re:Big data is dead (2023) by amenhotep on Monday May 27, 2024 @07:15AM (#40489696)
Sure it is. You just need a one to one function from person to [0, eight billion]. Use that as your array index and you're golden. 8 GB is overkill, really, you could pack some boolean datum like "is over 18" into bits within the bytes and store your database in a single gigabyte.

Writing your mapping function would be tricky! But definitely theoretically possible.

Re:Big data is dead (2023) by blagie on Monday May 27, 2024 @09:36AM (#40490588)
I'm old enough to have built systems with similar techniques. We don't do that much anymore since we don't need to, but it's not rocket science.

We had spell checkers before computers had enough memory to fit all words. They'd probabilistically find almost all incorrect words (but not suggest corrections). It worked fine.

Re:Big data is dead (2023) by iraqmtpizza on Monday May 27, 2024 @06:49AM (#40489534)
meh. memory address is the ID
Re:Big data is dead (2023) by L-four on Monday May 27, 2024 @07:15AM (#40489703)
Airline booking numbers used to just be the sector number of your booking record on the mainframes HDD.
Re:Big data is dead (2023) by rrr_oh_man on Monday May 27, 2024 @07:42AM (#40489879)
That’s why they were constantly recycled?
Re:Big data is dead (2023) by switch007 on Monday May 27, 2024 @07:26AM (#40489764)
My jaw just hit the floor. What a fascinating fact!
Re:Big data is dead (2023) by mauriciolange on Monday May 27, 2024 @07:43AM (#40489880)
source?
Re:Big data is dead (2023) by devsda on Monday May 27, 2024 @10:33AM (#40491090)
This is such a simple scheme.

I wonder how they dealt with common storage issues like backups and disks having bad sectors.

Re:Big data is dead (2023) by giantrobot on Monday May 27, 2024 @01:00PM (#40492555)
They're likely record based formatting rather than file based. At the high level the code is just asking for a record number from a data set. The data set is managed including redundancy/ECC by the hardware of that storage device.
Re:Big data is dead (2023) by Toine on Monday May 27, 2024 @07:37AM (#40489849)
> To have any chance of becoming a unicorn, every part of the business needs to be planned for now and for later

Sources ?

Re:Big data is dead (2023) by threeseed on Monday May 27, 2024 @06:53AM (#40489546)
> nothing Mongo does which postgresql doesn't do better

a) It has a built-in and supported horizontal scalability / HA solution.

b) For some use cases e.g. star schemas it has significantly better performance.

> Big data solutions aren't nosql

Almost all big data storage solutions are NoSQL.

Re:Big data is dead (2023) by ozkatz on Monday May 27, 2024 @08:29AM (#40490147)
> Almost all big data storage solutions are NoSQL.

I think it's important to distinguish between OLAP AND OLTP.

For OLAP use cases (which is what this post is mostly about) it's almost 100% SQL. The biggest players being Databricks, Snowflake and BigQuery. Other tools may include AWS's tools (Glue, Athena), Trino, ClickHouse, etc.

I bet there's a <1% market for "NoSQL" tools such as MongoDB's "Atlas Data Lake" and probably a bunch of MapReduce jobs still being used in production, but these are the exception, not the rule.

For OLTP "big data", I'm assuming we're talking about "scale-out" distributed databases which are either SQL (e.g. cockroachdb, vitess, etc) SQL-like (Casandra's CQL, Elasticsearch's non-ANSI SQL, Influx' InfluxQL) or a purpose-built language/API (Redis, MongoDB).

I wouldn't say OLTP is "almost all" NoSQL, but definitely a larger proportion compared to OLAP.

Re:Big data is dead (2023) by blagie on Monday May 27, 2024 @09:40AM (#40490614)
> Almost all big data storage solutions are NoSQL.

Most I've seen aren't. NoSQL means non-relational database. Most big data solutions I've seen will not use a database at all. An example is hadoop.

Once you have a database, SQL makes a lot of sense. There are big data SQL solutions, mostly in the form of columnar read-optimized databases.

On the above, a little bit of relational can make a huge performance difference, in the form of, for example, a big table with compact data with indexes into small data tables. That can be algorithmically a lot more performant than the same thing without relations.

Re:Big data is dead (2023) by brtkdotse on Monday May 27, 2024 @06:32AM (#40489458)
> 95% of businesses never become unicorns, but that's the goal for most

Is it really the general case or is it just a HN echo chamber meme?

My pet peeve is that patterns used by companies that in theory could become global unicorns are mimicked by companies where 5000 paying customers would mean an immense success

Re:Big data is dead (2023) by blagie on Monday May 27, 2024 @06:47AM (#40489524)
It's neither.

Lifestyle companies are fine, if that's what you're aiming for. I know plenty of people who run or work at ≈1-30 person companies with no intention to grow.

However, if you're going for high-growth, you need to plan for success. I've seen many potential unicorns stopped by simple lack of planning early on. Despite all the pivots which happen, if you haven't outlined a clear path from 1-3 people in a metaphorical garage to reaching $1B, it almost never happens, and sometimes for stupid reasons.

If your goal is 5000 paying customers at $100 per year and $500k in annual revenues, that can lead to a very decent life. However, it's an entire different ballgame: (1) Don't take in investment (2) You probably can't hire more than one person (3) You need a plan for break-even revenue before you need to quit your job / run out of savings. (4) You need much greater than the 1-in-10 odds of success.

And it's very possible (and probably not even hard) to start a sustainable 1-5 person business with >>50% odds of success, especially late career:

- Find a niche you're aware of from your job

- Do ballpark numbers on revenues. These should land in the $500k-$10M range. Less, and you won't sustain. More, and there will be too much competition.

- Do it better than the (likely incompetent or non-existent) people doing it now

- Use your network of industry contacts to sell it

That's not a big enough market you need to worry about a lot of competition, competitors with VC funding, etc. Especially ones with tall moats do well -- pick some unique skillset, technology, or market access, for example.

However, IF you've e.g. taken in VC funding, then you do need to plan for growth, and part of that is planning for the small odds your customer base (and ergo, your data) does grow.

Re:Big data is dead (2023) by IneffablePigeon on Monday May 27, 2024 @08:47AM (#40490250)
If you’re in b2b 5000 customers can be a lot more revenue than that. 10-100x, depending hugely on industry and product.
Re:Big data is dead (2023) by pas on Tuesday May 28, 2024 @03:44PM (#40504783)
> if you haven't outlined a clear path from 1-3 people in a metaphorical garage to reaching $1B, it almost never happens, and sometimes for stupid reasons

most of the business plans are clear. acquire users and/or paying customers, build out the product, raise money and eventually raise prices too.

engineering side is even simpler, keep the lights on, work with product designers to find incremental steps, iterate.

as others have mentioned upthread if a startup finds a great niche (and manages to make it a whole new market for example) they simple cannot fail due to inadequate engineering. (because worst case you fire the whole engineering department and just acqui-hire a random startup and you'll be back to growth in no time.)

of course this take might be too hot, so I'm happy to read some counterarguments (maybe there are even counterexamples?)

Re:Big data is dead (2023) by blagie on Wednesday May 29, 2024 @04:54PM (#40516922)
> they simple cannot fail due to inadequate engineering. (because worst case you fire the whole engineering department and just acqui-hire a random startup and you'll be back to growth in no time.)

> ...

> of course this take might be too hot, so I'm happy to read some counterarguments (maybe there are even counterexamples?)

Netscape.

(Plenty of others too)

Re:Big data is dead (2023) by pas on Thursday May 30, 2024 @10:52AM (#40524473)
Netscape's main revenue came from Navigator, right? A browser. Classic commodity. How did they fail due to engineering deficiencies? (Netscape was better than Mosaic, they invented JavaScript, there was plenty of chops there, and initially they had revenue, IPO went great ... at that point it's arguably not a startup anymore.)

And even when it failed it was worth 4.2B to AOL.

... if we're talking about browsers, Netscape's reincarnation Mozilla is again in the same tough spot. They have zero business sense, absolutely no plan, nada. At that point it's completely irrelevant how long it takes them to fix bugs or implement Web APIs or make it faster on various platforms. And still, they funded Rust and Servo.

Re:Big data is dead (2023) by davedx on Monday May 27, 2024 @06:51AM (#40489542)
It's definitely an echo chamber. Most companies definitely do not want to become "unicorns" - most SME's around the world don't even know what a "unicorn" is, let alone be in an industry/sector where it's possible.

Does a mining company want to become a "unicorn"?

A fish and chip shop?

Even within tech there is an extremely large number of companies whose goals are to steadily increase profits and return them to shareholders. 37 Signals is the posterchild there.

Maybe if you're a VC funded startup then yeah.

Re:Big data is dead (2023) by threeseed on Monday May 27, 2024 @07:02AM (#40489615)
HN is the worst echo chamber around.

Obsessed with this "you must use PostgreSQL for every use case" nonsense.

And that anyone who actually has unique data needs is simply doing it for their resume or are over-engineering.

Re:Big data is dead (2023) by paulryanrogers on Monday May 27, 2024 @07:25AM (#40489761)
> Obsessed with this "you must use PostgreSQL for every use case" nonsense.

Pg fans are certainly here asking "why not PG?". Yet so are fans of other DBs; like DuckDB, CouchDB, SQLite, etc.

Re:Big data is dead (2023) by internet101010 on Monday May 27, 2024 @12:58PM (#40492537)
I don't see so much DuckDB and CouchDB proselytizing but the SQLite force always out strong. I tend to divide the Postgres vs. SQLite decision on if the data in question is self-contained. Like am I pulling data from elsewhere (Postgres) or am I creating data within the application that is only used for the functionality of said application (SQLite).
Re:Big data is dead (2023) by int_19h on Monday May 27, 2024 @06:23PM (#40495330)
SQLite, in addition to just being plain popular, is a fairly natural stepping stone - you get a lot of fundamental benefits of an SQL RDBMS (abstract high-level queries, ACID etc) without the overhead of maintaining a database server.

Postgres is the next obvious stepping stone after that, and the one where the vast majority of actual real-world cases that are not hypotheticals end up fitting.

Re:Big data is dead (2023) by assmanreturns on Tuesday May 28, 2024 @01:40AM (#40497666)
I think differently. If multiple users need to query the database directly then postgres. If no one is ever going to look at the db except one person or one application then sqllite. It's an interesting question as to whether micro services should be sqllite.

Postgres is recommended because it's free, easy to maintain, install and it's has excellent query features.

Re:Big data is dead (2023) by citizen_friend on Monday May 27, 2024 @05:04PM (#40494687)
Nobody is saying this.

> who actually has unique data needs

We are saying this is probably not true, and you just want to play with toys rather than ship working systems.

Google search, cannot be built in Postgres.

Re:Big data is dead (2023) by babel_ on Monday May 27, 2024 @07:29AM (#40489790)
Many startups seem to aim for this, naturally it's difficult to put actual numbers to this, and I'm sure many pursue multiple aims in the hope one of them sticks. Since unicorns are really just describing private valuation, really it's the same as saying many aim to get stupendously wealthy. Can't put a number on that, but you can at least see it's a hope for many, though "goal" is probably making it seem like they've got actually achievable plans for it... That, at least, I'm not so convinced of.

Startups are, however, atypical from new businesses, ergo the unicorn myth, meaning we see many attempts to follow such a path that likely stands in the way of many new businesses from actually achieving the more real goals of, well, being a business, succeeding in their venture to produce whatever it is and reach their customers.

I describe it as a unicorn "myth" as it very much behaves in such a way, and is misinterpreted similarly to many myths we tell ourselves. Unicorns are rare and successful because they had the right mixture of novel business and the security of investment or buyouts. Startups purportedly are about new ways of doing business, however the reality is only a handful really explore such (e.g. if it's SaaS, it's probably not a startup), meaning the others are just regular businesses with known paths ahead (including, of course, following in the footsteps of prior startups, which really is self-refuting).

With that in mind, many of the "real" unicorns are realistically just highly valued new businesses (that got lucky and had fallbacks), as they are often not actually developing new approaches to business, whereas the mythical unicorns that startups want to be are half-baked ideas of how they'll achieve that valuation and wealth without much idea of how they do business (or that it can be fluid, matching their nebulous conception of it), just that "it'll come", especially with "growth".

There is no nominative determinism, and all that, so businesses may call themselves startups all they like, but if they follow the patterns of startups without the massive safety nets of support and circumstance many of the real unicorns had, then a failure to develop out the business proper means they do indeed suffer themselves by not appreciating 5000 paying customers and instead aim for "world domination", as it were, or acquisition (which they typically don't "survive" from, as an actual business venture). The studies have shown this really does contribute to the failure rate and instability of so-called startups, effectively due to not cutting it as businesses, far above the expected norm of new businesses...

So that pet peeve really is indicative of a much more profound issue that, indeed, seems to be a bit of an echo chamber blind spot with HN.

After all, if it ought to have worked all the time, reality would look very different from today. Just saying how many don't become unicorns (let alone the failure rate) doesn't address the dissonance from then concluding "but this time will be different". It also doesn't address the idea that you don't need to become a "unicorn", and maybe shouldn't want to either... but that's a line of thinking counter to the echo chamber, so I won't belabour it here.

Re:Big data is dead (2023) by nemo44x on Monday May 27, 2024 @08:38AM (#40490201)
Mongo allows a developer to burn down a backlog faster than anything else. That’s why it’s so popular. The language drivers interface with the database which just says yes. And whatever happens later is someone else’s problem. Although it’s a far more stable thing today.
Re:Big data is dead (2023) by zemo on Monday May 27, 2024 @08:48AM (#40490256)
> The reason to architect for scalability when you have 5 customers is so if that exponential growth cycle hits, you can capitalize on it.

If you have a product gaining that much traction, it’s usually because of some compound effect based on the existence and needs of its userbase. If on the way up you stumble to add new users, the userbase that’s already there is unlikely to go back to the Old Thing or go somewhere else (because these events are actually rare). For a good while using Twitter meant seeing the fail whale every day. Most people didn’t just up and leave, and nothing else popped up that could scale better that people moved to. Making a product that experiences exponential growth in that way is pretty rare, and struggling to scale those cases and having a period of availability degradation is common. What products hit an exponential growth situation failed because they couldn’t scale?

Re:Big data is dead (2023) by anon84873628 on Monday May 27, 2024 @04:27PM (#40494346)
>The one lesson I've learned is that there is nothing Mongo does which postgresql doesn't do better. Big data solutions aren't nosql / mongo, but usually things like columnar databases, map/reduce, Cassandra, etc.

I think that was exactly their point. If new architectures were actually necessary, we would have seen a greater rise in Mongo and the like. But we didn't, because the existing systems were perfectly adequate.

Re:Big data is dead (2023) by tdeck on Monday May 27, 2024 @10:30PM (#40496808)
> Most data isn't big. I can fit data about every person in the world on a $100 Chromebook. (8 billion people * 8 bits of data = 8GB)

I suppose there are only 256 unique types of people on the planet? :)